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Ai habs to sneeks in heer to polojyz fur werkin tuday n nots been heer wif teh CCC wen dis sweetee pai waz posteded! So nau aiz heer to kleen ups teh splort messees!
*mop, mop, mop
pix up peeses n puts on teh peepels wif teh splorted heds
pat, pat teh peeses on teh heds
tayps hed in plays wif dukee tayp
puts fresh nu CHRG(wdoi) on awl teh heds n tayps duhwn wif moar dukee tayp*
NEbuddee ells heer to halp??
Paging Dr. TineeCat. Dr. TineeCat, pleez report at wunz to teh Hed Splort Recoveree Ward. Major splort injurees incoming!
AAHHHH! Can’t fine my chich…….SPLORTCH! Neber mind. Gonna be a long dai 3 da CCC folks. We canz gibe obertime pai?
Ah, kind of. whats CHRG(wdoi) mean?
I still a nubee
wens teh kyuteness is too muches to tayk, teh hed assplodes n mayks teh mess AWL ober ICHC! To pree vents teh hed assplode, we cubber r heds wif Chikin Hed Rubber Glubs (eever doctr glubs r glubs yusd to washes teh durtee disheses). To mayk fings moar festib, weez add teh drawings ob piggee fases n teh ellpantses baksydes. We dens hab Chikin Hed Rubber Glubs (wif drawing on its)!
N welcun to dis fun n lubbing famblee!
Ok tanks I feel like i kin have sum fun here, and y’all seem to care greatly foe the each other, and be nawty too.
I lub it
We arr verree versatile!
fanks, MM! Yu are so much a swellness!
MM, yu are so jenerus! Yu musted bee a moms foar reel!
Ai nebber thinks of others ~hangs hed in de shames~. Fanks for reminding mee!
Here, I halps! *mopmop* ooo I see a splat in da corner… I get! ~runs to corner~ ooo it sticky, been here a wile. *scrape scrape*
Hokay, dats awl i sees. Here, I leab sum xtra CHRG(wdoi) (yoar drawrings are bester than myne, doh, but improving!)
Fanks again MM!
Its a trap!!!!!
Yes, I see many pointy endz!
U fergetz… faiv owtta sicks endz iz pointy whenee liez doun liek dat.
velcro kitty is stuck to your wall treatment !!! velcro kitty ATTACK !!!
OMG - avatar is FUNCTIONAL !!! kitty works the pole !!!
( uh, ignore that comment. referred to previous avatar )
FLOOF !!!
dares mah stend!! floofeh an pink!
hao u makes da avatar comed up?
claps paws togedder-
finely, i gets to see the famose pink floofy troll!!!
Iz a troolee amazing site.
somehow this iz eggzackly how I’v alwaes pixured U in mai mind!
kitteh cud wurk da pole if dey wud put up mai lolcat - is a GUD wun, uf Skye doin a pole danse, but it neber showeded up. *sad face*
mine neber showd neder.
Many hoomans fall fur dis trap! Kitteh just wants to scratch and scar his hooman! More blood = more fun.
your face can’t repell pointy-ends of that magnatude!
Star Wars ref
Always gets FTW in mah buk. Admiral Ackbar live forevur!
An yet ur yoosrnam iz form teh Trek…
Go figurz. *hedskrach*
It seems to mee taht Star Warz fans ar almoat alwaiz Star Trek fanz too. An awl teh rest.
Mr. Worf - iz taht yur kitteh’s name? An arr you reelee a Mr? Yoo needn’t anwer, of corse if yoo don’t want too. I know iz purrsonal.
Mai marvelous niece Jennifer (teh biologist) and speek teh dialogue of awl ov them rite along wif teh acctors. Used to amaiz mai Dad!
Ai am going to treet maiself today bai watching “The Last Starfighter,” - a grate favoriet ov mine. Havn’t seen it in several yeers nao.
dats whut I wuz thinkin
no no ,stawp it! you no can has belly snorgles, iz tikklish!!1
Teh poity enz commandz u!
hug 4 me? plz
warning laybul. picher needs it.
*splort*
ded of cutenesses
kbai
oh noes! Ware teh CCC! don worry, ded pb, we rebibes u.
*mop mop*
*scoop scoop*
*pat pat*
Dere. Here is ur CHRG(wdoi). CCC be here shortly to transport u to the Splort Recobery Ward ware u can has chonklit an soff blankie.
*splortz*
*splortz*
Oooooooohhhhhhhh
*splortz*
2 much kewtness - muss b owtlawd!
is chonklit a beeeeg chonk of choklit ore is it litrachure of Chonks? (adn wut’r Chonks?)
i thinks eym going to need won big chonk of choklit if I spl……
splort
yup, gonna need that choklit nau,
lolz @ litrachure of Chonks.. yu’z teh silly, mary! (iz komplimynt, k?)
wel, heerz sum choklit, an a blankee.
(luks around in surprize) mee, sillee??? (tries to luk solemlike, but giglols insted)
ps
i don’t suppoze yore enyware near tiruvanamalai?
nope. ai’z moar tahn 1000 kilomeetrz awai. ai’z nebber been der, but ai’d liek tu bizzit teh templez sum dai!
Haz yoo been to Guruvayoor? Ai haz frenz hoo live there. Also haz nice temple (tho wee can’t go it) But we hav SEEN inside - frum high up. Never befoar did ai know what teh temple elleyfuntz aksullee doo!
chonklit is like chick lit, only chonkier
ooooh. taht cleered taht up.
com’mere.. iz shows u snorgle adn smoo!
*splort*
kleenup on aisle 2
Aaaaaaaannnnnnn…..
*splort*
Yep…gunna B lawng dai 4 teh CCC.
. . .an aisle 3
Aah…aaah…aaaahh…..*SPLORT*
If CCC inz shop, we r in beeeg trubl.
. . .aisle 4
k, evvybuddy, I hands out egermencee CHRGs an duck tape. Stay calm an teh CCC will be here shortly to transport teh victims of teh cyutitude to teh Splort Recobery Ward.
kthxbye
sowwy ai late. *mops up sum mist spots* Ai trai to watch nex tyme!
Looks suspiciously like it might be a face-scatching hug (check pointy ends beckoning, but I must surrenders to my fate.
Kitteh also has vaguely “lookin’ 4 trouble” look on his face. I still surrenders to him.
kitteh is akshully thinkin
“i will lure hoomin to me with ginormuss kyootness, then cover hoomin sweater with white kitteh fur.”
speshlly simse hyumin swetter b blak!
This kitteh knew I needs huggins today. It would be my sister’s birthday, but she’s snorgling kittehs in heaven now.
*gets kitteh hugs, feels much better*
Aw, Elbiesee, I iz soah sawwy 2 heer bawet ur sister. Dat soah sad!
{{{elbiesie}}}
:.( prayers for blessings upon you and yours
sry too heer dat elbiesee-
weiz letz u snorgle da kitteh awl dai- mebe CCC kanz gib u extra softy blanki n chokolatz ta mak u feelz bedda
{{{{{elbiesee n sista}}}}}
momcat n gascat
Oh, elbiesee, I so sowy.
I no dat she habs lotz ov gud kittehz to snorgle, cuz dere r six waitin fur meh.
{{{{{{{elbiesie}}}}}}}
wellcom elbiesee -
we cheezpeeps awl selebrate life wicheber side of the brij wun be own. happee birthdai to ur sister n family. and happee memories wich can neber be takin awai.
Thanks for your wonderful words…
My sister would have gotten a kick out of this site. She always liked cats. And dogs. And little humans. (She was a short woman - didn’t trust anybody over five foot six!)
welcomin, elbiesee.
{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}
ai sekun dat! So sorree bowts ur sista!