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pew pew pew
Ai habs to sneeks in heer to polojyz fur werkin tuday n nots been heer wif teh CCC wen dis sweetee pai waz posteded! So nau aiz heer to kleen ups teh splort messees!
*mop, mop, mop
pix up peeses n puts on teh peepels wif teh splorted heds
pat, pat teh peeses on teh heds
tayps hed in plays wif dukee tayp
puts fresh nu CHRG(wdoi) on awl teh heds n tayps duhwn wif moar dukee tayp*
NEbuddee ells heer to halp??
Paging Dr. TineeCat. Dr. TineeCat, pleez report at wunz to teh Hed Splort Recoveree Ward. Major splort injurees incoming!
AAHHHH! Can’t fine my chich…….SPLORTCH! Neber mind. Gonna be a long dai 3 da CCC folks. We canz gibe obertime pai?
Ah, kind of. whats CHRG(wdoi) mean?
I still a nubee
wens teh kyuteness is too muches to tayk, teh hed assplodes n mayks teh mess AWL ober ICHC! To pree vents teh hed assplode, we cubber r heds wif Chikin Hed Rubber Glubs (eever doctr glubs r glubs yusd to washes teh durtee disheses). To mayk fings moar festib, weez add teh drawings ob piggee fases n teh ellpantses baksydes. We dens hab Chikin Hed Rubber Glubs (wif drawing on its)!
N welcun to dis fun n lubbing famblee!
Ok tanks I feel like i kin have sum fun here, and y’all seem to care greatly foe the each other, and be nawty too.
I lub it
We arr verree versatile!
fanks, MM! Yu are so much a swellness!
MM, yu are so jenerus! Yu musted bee a moms foar reel!
Ai nebber thinks of others ~hangs hed in de shames~. Fanks for reminding mee!
Here, I halps! *mopmop* ooo I see a splat in da corner… I get! ~runs to corner~ ooo it sticky, been here a wile. *scrape scrape*
Hokay, dats awl i sees. Here, I leab sum xtra CHRG(wdoi) (yoar drawrings are bester than myne, doh, but improving!)
Fanks again MM!
Its a trap!!!!!
Yes, I see many pointy endz!
U fergetz… faiv owtta sicks endz iz pointy whenee liez doun liek dat.
velcro kitty is stuck to your wall treatment !!! velcro kitty ATTACK !!!
OMG – avatar is FUNCTIONAL !!! kitty works the pole !!!
( uh, ignore that comment. referred to previous avatar )
FLOOF !!!
dares mah stend!! floofeh an pink!
hao u makes da avatar comed up?
claps paws togedder-
finely, i gets to see the famose pink floofy troll!!!
Iz a troolee amazing site.
somehow this iz eggzackly how I’v alwaes pixured U in mai mind!
kitteh cud wurk da pole if dey wud put up mai lolcat – is a GUD wun, uf Skye doin a pole danse, but it neber showeded up. *sad face*
mine neber showd neder.
AAAAAH!!! IZ LOST MAH PLAYNE!!!! SPLOOCH!!! itz gunna be a looooooooong dae….OMG!!!! VELCRO KITTEH!!!!! HE DISKUVRD NARNIA!!!! rite?
Many hoomans fall fur dis trap! Kitteh just wants to scratch and scar his hooman! More blood = more fun.
your face can’t repell pointy-ends of that magnatude!
Star Wars ref
Always gets FTW in mah buk. Admiral Ackbar live forevur!
An yet ur yoosrnam iz form teh Trek…
Go figurz. *hedskrach*
It seems to mee taht Star Warz fans ar almoat alwaiz Star Trek fanz too. An awl teh rest.
Mr. Worf – iz taht yur kitteh’s name? An arr you reelee a Mr? Yoo needn’t anwer, of corse if yoo don’t want too. I know iz purrsonal.
Mai marvelous niece Jennifer (teh biologist) and speek teh dialogue of awl ov them rite along wif teh acctors. Used to amaiz mai Dad!
Ai am going to treet maiself today bai watching “The Last Starfighter,” – a grate favoriet ov mine. Havn’t seen it in several yeers nao.
dats whut I wuz thinkin
no no ,stawp it! you no can has belly snorgles, iz tikklish!!1
Teh poity enz commandz u!
hug 4 me? plz
warning laybul. picher needs it.
*splort*
ded of cutenesses
kbai
oh noes! Ware teh CCC! don worry, ded pb, we rebibes u.
*mop mop*
*scoop scoop*
*pat pat*
Dere. Here is ur CHRG(wdoi). CCC be here shortly to transport u to the Splort Recobery Ward ware u can has chonklit an soff blankie.
*splortz*
*splortz*
Oooooooohhhhhhhh
*splortz*
2 much kewtness – muss b owtlawd!
is chonklit a beeeeg chonk of choklit ore is it litrachure of Chonks? (adn wut’r Chonks?)
i thinks eym going to need won big chonk of choklit if I spl……
splort
yup, gonna need that choklit nau,
lolz @ litrachure of Chonks.. yu’z teh silly, mary! (iz komplimynt, k?)
wel, heerz sum choklit, an a blankee.
(luks around in surprize) mee, sillee??? (tries to luk solemlike, but giglols insted)
ps
i don’t suppoze yore enyware near tiruvanamalai?
nope. ai’z moar tahn 1000 kilomeetrz awai. ai’z nebber been der, but ai’d liek tu bizzit teh templez sum dai!
Haz yoo been to Guruvayoor? Ai haz frenz hoo live there. Also haz nice temple (tho wee can’t go it) But we hav SEEN inside – frum high up. Never befoar did ai know what teh temple elleyfuntz aksullee doo!
chonklit is like chick lit, only chonkier
ooooh. taht cleered taht up.
com’mere.. iz shows u snorgle adn smoo!
*splort*
kleenup on aisle 2
Aaaaaaaannnnnnn…..
*splort*
Yep…gunna B lawng dai 4 teh CCC.
. . .an aisle 3
Aah…aaah…aaaahh…..*SPLORT*
If CCC inz shop, we r in beeeg trubl.
. . .aisle 4
k, evvybuddy, I hands out egermencee CHRGs an duck tape. Stay calm an teh CCC will be here shortly to transport teh victims of teh cyutitude to teh Splort Recobery Ward.
kthxbye
sowwy ai late. *mops up sum mist spots* Ai trai to watch nex tyme!
Looks suspiciously like it might be a face-scatching hug (check pointy ends beckoning, but I must surrenders to my fate.
Kitteh also has vaguely “lookin’ 4 trouble” look on his face. I still surrenders to him.
kitteh is akshully thinkin
“i will lure hoomin to me with ginormuss kyootness, then cover hoomin sweater with white kitteh fur.”
speshlly simse hyumin swetter b blak!
This kitteh knew I needs huggins today. It would be my sister’s birthday, but she’s snorgling kittehs in heaven now.
*gets kitteh hugs, feels much better*
Aw, Elbiesee, I iz soah sawwy 2 heer bawet ur sister. Dat soah sad!
{{{elbiesie}}}
:.( prayers for blessings upon you and yours
sry too heer dat elbiesee-
weiz letz u snorgle da kitteh awl dai- mebe CCC kanz gib u extra softy blanki n chokolatz ta mak u feelz bedda
{{{{{elbiesee n sista}}}}}
momcat n gascat
Oh, elbiesee, I so sowy.
I no dat she habs lotz ov gud kittehz to snorgle, cuz dere r six waitin fur meh.
{{{{{{{elbiesie}}}}}}}
wellcom elbiesee -
we cheezpeeps awl selebrate life wicheber side of the brij wun be own. happee birthdai to ur sister n family. and happee memories wich can neber be takin awai.
Thanks for your wonderful words…
My sister would have gotten a kick out of this site. She always liked cats. And dogs. And little humans. (She was a short woman – didn’t trust anybody over five foot six!)
welcomin, elbiesee.
{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}
ai sekun dat! So sorree bowts ur sista!
I unner stanz dat-
iz 5 feetz ifnz I stretch realll hard…..
momcat
Iz 5 feetz three. Fursty ting in morning, an if Iz werrin sox.
Ai is 5 ft 4 an a haf, ennee tym ob dai
da gascat iz ’bout 5 ft 4 (n 18 yrs awl), fishykitteh ’bout 4 ft 4 (at 11)- spoose sais himz libz in da land ub da midgets!
momcat
Ai ar five foot nuttin. Hubby sicks foot too. We can has trubble kissin.
*pouts*
Ai m tu tawl tu bees trust-ted….
*sniff*
Elbiesee, ai m so sowwy fur yur loss, but I sekund philene: ai celebrate her lyfe wit joo and yur fambly….. and hope dat awl ob yur memmries r happeh wuns…
I truss u 3heathens, eben iffs u r tawler dan meh.
Iffs u can’t truss a heathen, who can u truss?
{{{{{{{vertical ober acheever}}}}}}}
Fanks, Romeow!! Ai feelz mush beddar!
(“vertical ober acheever”! Dats mush phunneh!!!)
Allz ai noe iz, dere lawts ob owlder peeps at da stohr and shorter peeps at mai wurk whu allus cawls me iffn ai r neerby to gitz de stuff up hai!
(FTR: ai m 5′9″ wif abno….ebbnurm…. berry lawng arms!)
pee ess: Momcat – whai r teechurs allus “short”? Iz it jus mee? Seems awwwwlll ub mai heevens teechurs, ’til ’bout high skool, r clowser tu 5 ft tahn 6 ft!
Wai iz dat?
*skritches hed*
I haz nown tall teechurs in eleementaree skool, but mai graide wun an too teechur waz short. Praps sumtiems teh kids lieks tehm cuz tehy r closr to teh kids’ hite, an tihs maeks job eezier?
But I do not no fur sure.
Ai haf thought teh saym fing offen, DocFan: dat is more cumferble fer liddel kidlets iffn ‘important’ peepel at skuul are more ‘dere syze’…. allso, mayks teh chares a liddel e-z-er tu use!
(Ai m preddy shure ai m tawller dan mos of mai heevens teechurs…. eben teh gais!)
Gud fings kome in smawl pakkijiz.
Dunno where taht leeves mi – 5′ 8″ or 1m 75 in euros – gives me lawng reech 4 huggin peeps tho….
{{{{elbiesee}}}}
(((((elbiesee)))))
Gud that yew got teh huggin yew needed.
Hoap you has manie happie membries which brings you joys as well as teh need foar huggins
Manee hugs to you, elbiesee, an good wishies an blessins, too.
{{{{{{{{elbiesee}}}}}} sry tu heer bowt yur seester.
Wen ai libz in teh Merryka, ai bebbeh-sit a kitteh naem pip menny, menny tiemz. Pip wuz moast smart an floofy an lubbin an byootiful kitteh ai ebber nyu, an wun ub teh peepz in mai lief ai lubz teh moast. he kros teh brij tu daiz ago.
ai fink ai seez himz nao, snoozin bai yur seesterz cheyr, awl frendly-liek.
[[[[((( moe )))]]]]
oh, moe, i sry 2 heers bowt pip. make meh crai. butt i knows pip comfortin elbiesee sisster.
elbiesee, i knows i postn in rong playce. i sry. i cant goes back up. so berry sad. hard 2 loose bruvver or sisster. i sry 4 ur loss.
cheezfrenz berry kind 2 eetch uvvers. u find comfort heer…
{{{{moe}}}}
{{{{elbiesee}}}}
Moe, ai so sowwy ’bout yer pip…. tahtz a beeg loss, but u gabe elbiesee sush a nyse thawt ’bout her seester n yur pip.
*sniff*
I sowwy fur yer loss 2. Sennin hugz an gud wishies to yu.
moe, so sowwy 4 u and pip. member when u go to princess mau’s meadow, you can plai wif him agins.
{{{{{{{{{{{ moe & pip }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{ elbiesee }}}}}}}}}}}}
so sowwy for yu 2 elbiesee
Awwww, moe, I waz cryin fur elbiesee before, so I wen awai fur a wile.
Nao, I heer teh sad noos ov Pip, an I crai again.
Moe, u hab mah sympafees. I nao how mush it hurts.
{{{{{{{moe}}}}}}}
{{{{{elbiesee}}}}}
ditto!
sowwy for ur loss.
{{{{{{{elbiesee}}}}}}}
I’m really late on dis….
((((elbiesee)))
(((( moe & pip ))))
raises glass o rute bier to all. Readin dis post got me lil choked up.
ICHC also = Place of the Kind Cheesfrenz.
Where ells are teh hurting peeps surrounded by hugs-of-love so sinceerly?
{{{{moe & pip}}}}
s’troo. peepz heer berry unnerstandin and kynd. nobuddy alown heer.
{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}
huge hugses! (e) (e)
Have yoo hugged ur lolcat todai?
Yup! Yu?
eberee mornin n ebenin n lots in b tweenz!
We tri nawt to spoil owr kittehs *giggle* so we tri to onwee gib dem 200 kisses each per dai. But, we alwais go ober. Epic Fail, but Iz OK wif dat.
Hee hee. Yep.
oh noes! i hab nawt hugged dem!
I iz on two day trip but luk at deyr pics on my selfone and will hugs dem tonite!
Oh yesh. So much hug. Eben if it meenz teh pointyenz in teh fais. Kitteh is too kyoot nawt to.
*head explosions*
kleenup on aisle. . .um. . .I losted count
Greek hiro Hurkulees had beg mez to klen up and devirted rivr throo stablz? We’re gonna nead teh Meezezippi heer soon.
an possiblee teh Saynt Lorrence too, for us cheezpeeps in de Norf. Hedsplort messez EBBERYWEAR.
we wil sendz u da migthty Columbia infnz u promiz to sendz it bak!
momcat
sownds grate! will needz purty beeg pump for gittin it over Rockeez Mowntins.
Hercules????? did sumwun sez Hercules ???????
uuummmmmm Kevin Sorbo (Homer Sompson-lik drooolin detekdeded)
Did summun saiz Kevin Sorbo? Mos beeyootiful space ship ebber in whole uniberse, Andromeda Rising……wait!! no, not now……..FAINTS frum de beyudee of Andromeda…and the va voom of Kevin the Sorbet
Am I still a newbie here/ I nebber fermly err…formly err…trulee innerduceded meslef to the peeps?
Dis is Grammiekit, dere are many many kitteh and goggieh waiting fer me too! I haves a pomei about dat ifn you wants to see it?
Bluches
runs awaii
Deh Ktteh, Deh Kitteh!!
I sing the Kitteh sokyuute
I lurves mah kittehs overs da rainbow bridge
I lurves mah kittehs not yet to be
I lurves mah kittehs summwerz comming tordz meeee
I sing deh Kitteh ander pink pads
I sing der Kitteh and himz black noze,
I sing der snorgly belleh and wigglybutt of deth and impends duumz
I singz ALL deh Kitteh forevah!!
/bow
u sing da kitteh elekrik!!! awsum pome, grammiekit!
an berry proppriyate – i sawded pinkie toe pads on dis behbeh kitteh!!
Yeah Grammiekit!
Fank yew fur teh wunnerful poem!
I liek teh frot ov “kittehs summwerz comming tordz meeeee.”
So bery nise.
itz a whirled wide CATastrophe of kyootness…
Good fing we has rayns heer in SoCal, finlee. We kin has debree flows uv brayn splorts, but da rayn will wash us awl kleens!
Howz tings in SoCal now? heerd you had beeg stormz w/power owtagez an udder unplezentnis. (I lib in Tronno but has menny frenz in Agoora Hilz and Ocks-nerd.)
meiz two-
Iz watchn da wether on my ‘puter n worrin bout u n Salleh n awl da California peepz.
uz awl doin ok?
momcat
oh yesh……ai is jest fine…onli a liddle wadder loggeded…..was big an WINDY strom…….fingz blowin evverywher…….
dey sayz dat it waz blowin 160 mph up in Tahoe…..now dat’s a Mighty Wind!!!!
but teh folkies (ooooh a plai awn werdz) ovver in Coloolorado ar teh wuns hoo ar gettin dat big bad strom noaw…(oar lass nite..)
BUT we nevver (well hardli evver) getz teh big an flashy full ov thunnnder an litinging an big jinourmous floofy cloodz..taht u getz in teh middywest an eest coasty…..
in Callyfornua…teh sky getz whyte and wadder comz oawt ov it…..sumtiymes a loawt, sumtymes not so mucheses….
but u’d fink no wun had evver seed wadder frum teh skiy befor…….”wat iz dat???? wat did we do???” an den evverywun goez owat in der carz an hitz eech odderz wiff dem…..
iz tradishun
Seemz to be tradishun hear, too. Eberybuddy kinda goes krazy wenneber it rainsez.
Dunno y.
Iz glad uz ok-
weiz got da sam car fing here in colomarado…. phuuny peeps hear driv ok in da snow-but RAIN! I finkz deh awl drivin round lukin at da sky goin “what dat stuff? den deh go bonkitity bonk inta each uder-
watchn dem driv in snow kinda phunny- las yer watched car go skiiiiiid inta brick wall, car go BOINK! Driver jus bacs up n drives awai…….
by the by- nawt sure where bigge storm iz naow. Iz lib near Boulder n weiz had da sunshine wif liddle snow poofs awl dai. mus be creepin in ober da mountainz….
momcat
a slow snow strorm????
smoo smoo smoo pleh
(facefull of kitteh fur. wurf it, tho)
{{{babbeh kitteh}}}
Why you rub me on head and stick to ceiling?
>snicker<
>reesies peecies<
>hunnerfrosanddollerbar<
i can has 1000 hunner doller towels?
Is not teh huggin tah is teh problems.
It are stoppin teh huggins on tihs kyootie bebbeh!
*fixes CHRG firmlee in playse*
fanks gourd i gotz mah bukkit on mah hed… luckys 4 meh, i can has CHIN STRAP on mah bukkit. nao no moar loose da bray-
uh-oh.
chin strap dun comed orf…
s-p-l-o-r-t *skwisheh sownd like wet rag fallin in bukkit*
ha-ha! dint missed! gotz most mah braynes in da bukk-
(gullum like dancin detekted)
(yep, u gessed it. dun goed ober da edje – bukkit, braynes an awl.)
ohai, handikat. wuz wunnerin iff u cud post dat fing wif awl da fayces an haos 2 made dem. cant found dat post…
u know, i needs 2 knows dese fings wen i crawl back owtada crak-o-duum an talks wif mah cheezfrenz.
fanksu, handikat!! gotted ur messsidje. u so nice!
I don noe. Mai Cleo duz dat luk, den wen Ai goez to snorgle her, shi bytes mi.
GRRR! Waschoud! Ai be Furroshuss Taiger! GRRRR!
oooh, ai be berry skairt ub yu, Furroshus Taiger! but befoar ai runz awai, i can haz snorglez pleez?
[gud fingz ai haz mai CHRG (wdoi) awn todai. mai hed dun asploded, but at lees mai brayns is nawt lawst. wot's left ub dem frum preevyus splorts, dat iz.]
Aukai Furroshous Tiger laiks a snorglez!
will u play paddy cake wit me?
yes, behbeh kitteh.
*flinches cuz i knows gonna get da messeh… behbeh have da claws owt!!*
resistinz. it r fyootil.
Level 4 alert. Level 4 alert.
Beep- beep – beep-
Aaaaaaagh! The cuteness! Must hug!
Yes, bebe, manee hugz n snorglz n tummirubz 4 u!
CCC heer….sorry….trubbuklz wiff teh wrieluss……
oh mi gudnessess…….hed splotin evveriwher….
*passes owt CHRG (wdoi) an taep…….*
u guise r goona hav to helpz eech odder wiff doze……ai gotz moar stuff to do round heer….K?
*passess oawt howt cholit and catburies choklit*
aniwun wantz teh nise howt tea, a tasti bevveruge ai heerz…?
*passes owt teh nise sowftie blankies, green bluu an pnikie*
everiwun jest has a nise lie dwon fur a whil ……an be shur u has ur CHRG (wdoi) befor u lukz at dat sweetely behbeh kitn agin
……..ai gotz to go luk fur a plase to liv for Ambercat has a hissy fit…….(she iz halpin to maek shur ai stai “awn task”
*mop mop mop mop mop mop mop *
Ai’m sain nuttink!
YAYYYYY! Salleh to teh reskyew!!!!
doctorcat did a wunnnderfuled job wif teh duk tape adn murjensee survises.
(luks around, whispurrs- bud how does eye get tish duk tape awf? iz offly stickee)
cums owf wif nex splort!!
oooo, eye didn no dat. fanks!
yoo hadda werk today? whachoo do? ( well, boviously, moms werks days and nites)
Ai kitchin dezyner ats teh big orinj box.
ai can has job der toooo???? dunt letz me neer teh bigt oranj bokz……ai spendz evveri lass scent ai hav……..an den borryz sum moar……
toolz an nales, an sandypapur an plantz an paynt an weeoy finsheses, an brushess an toolz an toolz an toolz…..
lovz dat plaise….
thnx fer CCC survice. and CHRG(wdoi). mush preeshated, I thinks, by all cheezbictims ub recent cat-asterphy.
[helps to restock duck taep. refold blaknets. sneeks nuther tasti bevrauge.]
STRRETTTTCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
John, I cannot cee wut yoo postid.
Aww, cute kitteh!
Lissen up merika! I’m askin u to beeleef.
Not juss in mai abilitee to bring bowt reel change in washaton.
I’m askin u to beeleef in urs!
I BEELEEF!
re Kitteh’s speech to Merika
Excerpt from “This Date in History” section of Time Magazine, January 6,2525: The crowd cheered wildly, millions watching on TV were instantly mesmerised by Kitteh’ speech.This moment will be written about and discussed endlessly in historical texts and will become known as the Beginning of Sumfin BIG in world politics. The implications are enormous…they just did not recognize it at the time.
( ed. note: also controversially known as “Reign of Terrors” to mousies and Trolls)
Fuh-loof.
Whew!! Nao dats salleh n ai gots teh sit yuashun unner cuntrole, aiz can luks at dose kyuut pinkee paw pads an sing teh pinkee paw pad song n … OOPS…
SPLORT!!!!!
*sigh*
hao cud ai furgit mah CHRG(wdoi)??
not teh pinky paw pads song!!!!
I bedder get an extry glub. I was doin ok before dat!!!11!!!
Nawt teh Pinkee Padz!
*splort*
Ah dang…
I beez ober heer, waetin 4 teh CCC agin…
scooplies
pattlies
taeplies
prance and twirl
wrap the blankie
hands out the tee
and the kitty ginger snaps I been eating from Trader Joes
PINKIE TOOSIES PADESES………
be afrade ….be bery afrade……
floofly kittehz , wiff pinkies toses pdaes. dis cood happen to u !!!!!!
*der, der my cheezdrenz……ai hav teh CCC rite heer
*scoop scoop scoop*
*pat pat pat *
*re-afixxes teh CHRG(wdoi)z *
heer’z sum moar tastee beeverajes……
u guise don’t mine ifn ai joyn u do u ?
*SPLORT*
teh pinkie toes pads sawng…….teh final straw….sigh
iz it can be hugs tiem nao plz?
I’z fallen an I kant get up!
He looks cute, but once he gets his paws on you…game over.
Bebbee Kitteh lykez
t3h way herz Prittee Wun smellz.
Wantz 2 getz kloasurr
Hugz wurkz bestest 4
dat. Bebbee luukz kewt. Prittee
Wun liffz herz up
Bebbee haz t3h floof
andz t3h kewt. It iz a match
dat’z mayd inz Hebbunn!
Jack.
Jak, Ai lykez hao u alwyz sez “prittee wun” fr kittehz hyoomin. Iz verree nyce tuch.
pang!!
o, jack, dat were hartstring. it broked. tew sweet pome…
i lurves u.
dat kitteh gets mai hugs an snorgles and smoos ober and ober – awn da belleh an da nozie and da pinkie pads an da……
uh oh
***SPLORT*** (gud fing ai memburd mai CHRG (wdoi) befur lukking)
*stuffing branes bak into hed*
okay I gib yo sawft blankie and promise to not use you for ’speriments anee more.
cup of hawt tee
ginger smaps
OH THE CAVITIES!!! DEM HURT!!!
doan getz teh cabities when wit cheezfrenz!!!! Dat wat nise bout bein heer, no cabities, no fat, no artherititis,…..juss splorts nao and den.
kitteh no want hugs, kitteh is BEAST! wanna tears u up!
such a soft fluffy belly…i want to rub it!
Dr. Tinykat to dis thread! Stat!
Baybee kitteh iz 2 kyoot. Will caus many headsplorts. 1nce again paging Dr Tinycat. Here b extra hug 4 ebliesee [[[[[[hug]]]]]]
I saw this picture yesterday on deviantart.com. It’s called “affection” by “=shyble”. Here is link: http://www.deviantart.com/print/1355119/. It is available as a print. Great pic. I am assuming no one posted this yet, and i tried to sift through the 134 comments in LOLspeak, but could not. Sorry for any inconvenience.
PS Love the site.
fank u fur teh linkee!! Cants get teh prints as wud hab too muches hed assplodes in teh hows!
Thanx Casey… dont fink anywun els postd that an I jus finishd lol’ing mai way thru teh LOLspeak. Kyoot bebbeh kitteh!
Of course u can get a hug, Kitteh~! U nevah need to ask!
YES! AWWWWWWWWW!
((((kittie))))
Must… snorgle… belleh.
No! Look at the pointy ends!
Yes, but… teh belleh… it’s drawing me in…
*snorgle*
*raaoowww* *swipe*
Ouch! D4mn pointy ends.
/hugs silly kitty
or….
FROSTSHOCK!!!!!!!!one11
- k lookit mei, hoo am ai? kmon hoo am ai?
- uh, dunno
- alan reekman inz die hardz!
- u stoopid, kitteh. qte but stoopid.
NOT STOOPID!he KUTE and KUTE and…oh i gotz nutin
awww, little…uh-oh… KA-SPLODEEEEE!!! dang. ai luff liddle floofs liek dat. dey remiends meh of mai liddle ornj floof ball ai had wen I was liddle. (sniff, sniff) it be in heaven, nao. oh, yah, and {{{{{{{{{{{ebliesee}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I sooo sowy foar teh laws ob yer stister.
MEH LIKE KITTEH!DONT EXPLOOODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!uhh, wut was I talking about?BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!Oh, now I remember….Muffins?Hey, where’d kitteh go?
Kyoot bebeh kitteh piktur purfik 2 luk at when hyoomin at werk. Raminz mi uv kitteh at hoem.
WANNA GO HOEM NAO!
**SPLORT**
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG iz KUTE I WILL!I WILL!i wana hugz!!!!!!!!:( GIMMEH MEH HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!Kitteh?You still here?
it’s adorable
invisible abyss
aww, so cute
: : : : : S P A R F : : : (pt. 2) : : : The Return of Glort : : : : :
LOLZ!!! This iz almoast eben wurse. Ai do hoep halp iz awn teh way. I’ll be bak inna couple hours. Woudn’t want to leeve yoo lying heer, awl dustee liek – again.
SPLORT!!!!!!!! argh!! ahm ded frum teh kyootnis!!!
NO! NO! I DON’T WANT TU FEEL DAT FEELIN!
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!11!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!
DR. Tinycat? we’ve got another wun…
My hed got blowed up by dis kyoot piccy. Ai cant kep enee kittehs whare Ai lif becuz of da stoopid no petz rool. But mebbe if Ai tawk to mai lanladee Ai kin hav wun fer therupee.
gimme mah hugggeeeesss!=)
Corse I give u hug kitteh!
OMG!!! SOME GY FRUM DA AER FORCE LOST HIS PLAYNE!!!! SPLOOCH!!!! OMG….looooong dae…..looooooooooooooong dae……
HA! i broke the bad grammar chain hahahah in your face stupid cheese people! jokes! but i did break the chain!