Hangover Cat
Has Valid Questions
OOO partay too much on Caturday?
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wut??
I rememberz being at the party, and impressin’ all da ladeez with my “lion!” look, then I rememberz the strange group of cats wearing earrings and clown hats and giving me more catnip, then I wakes up with TOILET PAPER TUBES on all my legs and feeling STRANGE all over…
….I feels I has been humil-ated.
” I remember the skiiing accident, but why do I look like Jocelyn Wildenstein ?”
http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/celebrity/slideshow/surgery/img_1.jpg
O, YIKES! Dat laydee ting skeers kitteh!!!
sumwun needs terapee.
BADLEE.
But at leest nuttin’s been shaved awf!
(Wood be terribul to lose that lovely floof!)
soooo troo, anny
anywun hoo says thay remembur teh partay wurnt reelee thar
yay not second!
did sum dum azz tink dis pursun thot they wuz furst, so dey gave low vote?
How cud they think they wuz furst wen tehy wuz RESPONDEENG too teh furstee?
Am I missing sumting?
Ennyway, I gibbs u 5 burgurs, rayne. U juss ignore that stoopee low voturr.
how dis happen..???
ware caturday go ???
ai doan noe wai, butt dis made mee laff long an hard……..
ai did wat caturday nite?
U prolly doan wants 2 knoe
teh hyoomun hoo did tihs to kitteh will sune be hung over and bleedeeng.
ai getz to be cowerlee liyen
This Cowdly Line be doing hiz Tinmans impurr…, empeers….copying!
wher m i?
WHO am i?
how i get here?
whuzt deese on mi legs?
Neber b teh furst to pass owt.
partypeeps furrst lesson…
Transformer kitteh iz ready to
taek a nap zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Eberyfing will b OK
juss as long as dere waz no pikshurs
ebbur see teh “Secret Box” episode in Sponge Bob?
being posted on internets
priceless
boss saw tihs pikshure
on mi frends Fasebook page
iz so fired nao
oh carp I missed haiku by one syllable
If I were King ov the Foreeeeeeeest,
Nawt Queen, nawt Duke, nawt Prince.
Dats awl…I go fro up nao.
Teh Cowardly Lyin! YAY!! ai lubs hym!
i thot mebbe a new harecut wud get poodle to notiss me *sob*
teh whole cross-speeseez dating thing nebber wurks, sweetie. but we thinx yoor lurvely.
Wen I soberz up, u awl r in trubble!
Kitteh showin off new ‘toob’ sox.
WIN !!!!
Holy carp! I gets 38 cheezvotes!
Noa! Moars! Reely punny!
Las ting I remembur mai gurlfrend sez “ohh, letz due bondage..” Now, where she be??????????
Whut ma sayfwurd?
WHER DA KEE?!?!?!!
*pats kitteh* Dis cud hab been SO much worse kitteh…..SRSLY.
/snickur
Hooman: “Kitteh, you can has unrolled foar rolls ub terlit paypr all ober teh howse. Nao, yu can ware dese foar awyle”.
Kitteh: But I wuz jus playin wit dem. Wut, yu can’t roll th3m bak up again? Wen yu takez dese off, I will leevz yu sumthin in yor shuuz, foar shure.
mah kittehs r allways killin mah toylet papr. i has 2 keeps toylet papr in cannistr, uvverwise sum kitteh grabs an dew bunneh kix of deff an kill it… denn iz leff (in emirg- immirj- *sigh* wen iz in hurreh) wif nuffin 2 yews!! do not like.
Ai hydes da toylet paprs 2. 1 tymes da kittehs fond mai stash n dey killeded 9 roles!
oh noes!! wuz massacree!!
do not worry kitteh…we hav all woked up like dat once.
We hab? O.O Iffen I woak up liek dat, I doan rememmer! Wich is prolly a gud fing.
Izn’t this juss teh moast beeyooteefull kitteh evar? Awl that tawny floof! *bellee snorgles*
yes. berry byootifulls. i wunners whut kinda kitteh iz. luks like bob kat…
That is a Maine Coone. They can actually get up to twenty-five pounds of muscle and fluff. I grew up with one.
I dunno…they tol me leg warmers wuz coming back…they bring out muh eyes, you know?..
(eyes crossed)
ack….i got the snow blindness…halp me…
oh wait, is just a mountain of toity paper…how that get there?
Kitteh wake sup, lookz round, sez, “Dis is naut mi beeutifull hause.”
“Meowing Heds” ref FTW!
That also not ur bootful wife.
en u may find urself in a byootiful howse, wif a byootiful wyfe
en u may ask her…hey werez teh baffroom?
Letting teh daze go by..
Kitteh sertinly look dazed.
I only had 2 shots…..right?
http://www.wannasmile.com
yeah but yu nawt sposed to serv shots in a pynt glass!
king uv tha jungl on a difwent sawt uv thwone tooday.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Ai is robiks instrukter. But Ai is traynin to be….Leegul Perfeshunal!
she’z a maniak, maniak on ur board
and she’z ranting like she never ranted befoar
don’t do this, please do not do this!
Eye don member ennyfink affer sayin dat eye wanted tu mayke a videeoh tu poot on u toob. Sum wun gotz de mizzunnerstandin.
I likt a funnee beed toy, an dats awl I rememmer…
Kitteh has Larree Miller dreenkin moment…
Epiphany… I’z had one.
it tuk a sekund (an a glanse at da kalenddur) to get dat.
Rodney dill, yoo rawk!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya, dat’s slik!
Thanks
oh dats a gud won!
Well arnt yoo teh wize man!
Moar liek “wize guy”
(mai envi – let me show you it)
baaaaad!
momcat
oopz- fout dat waz gunna go unda Kim’s post……
aniwaiz-
da free kingz saidz dehz bringn presentz……. dis present?
momcat
sad kitteh sez
no wun signs mah casts
oh kitteh, i signs yur cast. i put big XXXXXXs an OOOOOOs on it.
feel better nao?
doodz , doodz… teh partai, it wuz rad man, liek totully toobooler!
so cute
This cat needs some rest
And you should see what’s written on him in permanent marker!
that’s no marker, those r tattoos dood!
“Dude! You got a tattoo!”
“So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?”
“”Sweet!” What about mine?”
“”Dude!” What does mine say?”
“”Sweet!” What about mine?”
” “Dude!” What does mine say?”
“”Sweet! What about mine?”
…
“”Dude!” What does mine say?”
“”SWEET!” “
excellent!
most of the photos make me laugh, but this one’s just mean.
Toobs kum awf no problum.
Never go to a GOP debate while they’re still looking for a mascot.
mai iron man armor. iz not complete. let me sho u it neway
(Tony Stark always has a hangover)
ah, purrhaps tihs weel halp yu kompleet eet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmHX3WENHY
onoes i think i likded teh funny stamp again!@!!
Well, Dick Clark, ah gives it a 90, gots a beats n u kin danse to it….
leggo my legz!!
Dis is last tiem I luk for modeling job on Craigzlst…
duz u liek my tp toobs? is very dramatic. fashun is sumping wut can be qwired.
“Whaddya call him?”
“Anything you want, he ain’t comin’ anyway.”
oooo dern
not againzzzz
Dat’s de las time I changez the toylit papur wen I’z drunk.
Just so you know – Katzenjammer (cat’s meow) is German for hangover.
Iz I fuk Lion?