teh raven iz
*burp* nevermoar
wez r inquisitives about teh flavor
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Tahk DAT Mr. Poe. Try to shut ME up in a wall….
welcums n cungrats on nawt secconds!
Oh, noes!! U is teh True Nawt Secund! U has been robbed uff ur distinkshun!!
*tinks qwicklee fur dants!!*
Shall wee play “Annuther Brick in the Wall!!!”
Thank you! I iz feelingz de MOST welcomzez. And I gotz a dances!! YAY!
*jumps into the dance with a furor, shaking her fuzzy tail with the best*
Welcum insomniacwhirlwind!
I nawt seed u heer before. Nise entrance! Stoopy WP stole ur funder.
We glad to hab u – u gots teh funneh.
AHA!!! Cask uv Amontillado FTW!!!!
HAHA
TRY TO STRANGLE ME EH??
“I was just napping in the catapulrt. I have no idea what happened.”
stend
What joo bin doin’ Icarus?
congrats on the fursty, but is it JC4K or is it Stend?
whut kind of danse are we doin todai?
dont know…but cud do chikin dans?
teh chikin dans is vry propriat heer.
an happi furst to whomever it is up there. tehy ar bof mai frens.
Its JCH4K. She wuz qwoting Stend from erleer tihs week:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/03/funny-pictures-ok-iz-can-splain/#comment-202716
i sees insomniacwhirlwind as nawt secconds…
JCH4K? Stend?
Waz grate commint in teh nawt furst spot! We need sum direction fur teh danse? Who b we dansin fur?
Sorree – ai thot everywun wud know. I am quoting stend – frum the wun with the upside kitteh with the messy desk – I can explain or something? I thought what stend said was the greatest excuse for just about ENEthing – looked to mee like this kitteh maybe hit the raven in mid-air.
Chickkin danse would bee wondeful.
WELL! In DAT case…..
*ebbureewun watches wiff
eyes as Kaffleen runns owt an qwicklee returns….in teh Sonny Bono CHICKEN SUIT!…..*
*hans on hips…waitin for cat calls an too die down*
an now I shall lead teh Chickkin Dants fur u, mah furstee friend!
*sigh*
Wutt I woan doo fur a fren…
LOL!
Kathleen – yoo hav gone well beyond teh call ov doody!!
Best Chickkin Dants EVER!!
Aye dans in da San Deeyago Chiken Soot! He rawks!!!
Bucka bucka bucka buck!
Bucka bucka bucka buck
Bucka bucka bucka buck
Buck buck buck buck!!
Shayks, wiggulls, claps
Oh mai gudness!!!! LOLZ!
(so far ai has awnlee 3 fayces in mai repertoire. Ai’m werking awn it)
onceajinx!! Ai am awn teh floor!! Yoo an Kathleen togedder. It’s too mutch!! (No, nawt reelee – I luv it!!!)
Thankz to yoo awl. Mai day – tho moar tahn half gone nao, haz been brightened consierablee! whiskers, shera, Kat, Maus (hmmm, taht duzn’t sound so gud), Romeow, Rodney – (an enewun hoo showz up layter. Thank yoo.
an speekin of showing up layter, ai must share tish wunderful chikkin dants partee wif our noo comminter, insomniacwhirlwind, hoo maed a grate comment but got stuck in WP.
I must hab missed dat won
but here ya go
bawk
flap
wiggle
repeat
Please, JCH4K or someone, a quick explanation of a few references, please? I don’t read all comments & am a bit lost.
“stend” — you are quoting Stendhal?
When you congratulate someone on a “first,” is it on being quickest-and-first to post a comment?
When folks write “WIN” as a comment — IS there some prize, or “merely” the pleasure from the compliment?
LOVE folks’ literary references. Am so seldom exposed to such things: they are a fun PLEASURE and intellectual challenge — esp. when written in kittehspeak. Too seldom — and I’m a librarian!!!!!!!
Thank you!
Oops — first reply is from ME! Hadn’t noticed that “Stend” is a frequent writer here.
But if you like the alliance with Stendhal, hooray for you!
stends nayme used to bee “stendhalissimo.”
not an expert, but the “nawt second” or “first” celebration is for someone not only being fast, first and lucky) but also for being clever. so…if someone just can’t resist writing “FIRST!” without something funny, they only get a fthhhhhhhhhhhhph and/or low cheeseburger votes, and the optional beating with the wet noodle.
As far as the ‘WIN”, there is, indeed, a prize, and the newest person on board provides a round of cheeseburgers for everyone. In this case, that would be you Martha!!!!!
Hope you gots lots of munnies!
Yes, it iws being the first one to post a comment. But to be celebrated with a danse, it must be a real comment – not just someone shouting “first.” The cleverer, the better of course, but we all have varying degrees in talent for this kind of thing!! stend is one ov our stars.
For the people who just shout “first,” of course nothing bad happens – tehy just get a very low burger count. Often they are people who are only – I guess – surfing through, and often we never hear from them again.
WIN is just a compliment. Alas, no prizes – except for the joy of knowing you have amewsed someone who thought you did well.”
Glad you like it here. We actuallly have several librarians, so you are in good company. You do NOT need to speak LOLcat if you are not comfortable with it. I didn’t at first – because I was nervous about looking like an idiot. But everyone (almost) here is remarkably nice. In fact, I do not believe, giving a like number of people in any group, that you would find such a group again anywhere in the world.
When someone makes a reference, like quoting from something, the first purson to “get” it will usually say “Oedipus Rex FTW!!!!1! (FTW mean For The Win)
D Marie is compiling a FAQ column on her site. When you see her, just click on her name and go there. It’s a work just begun and therefore in progress, but there is already many things explained. You will need to know a lot to “get” all of the obscure references – like when someone refers to the “hunnert dollar towel,” or “teh yung nekkid guy.” Feel free to ask. Usually someone will come along and steer you in the right direction.
Glad to have you aboard!!
ravencat iz tryin to gro wingz!
“Nebermore, nebermore, nebermore, nebermore…” Dat rayven gotted on my nurvs. Den, he gotted in my tummy.
Git in mah bellie!
Austin Powers Fat Bastad FTW!!!
ROTFLMFAO
raven with an amontillado chaser
feelz like the red deth the next mornin
WIN!!!!!
Stuffed kitteh iz stuffed!
Dat iz wan fat kat ova dere. My liddul kat Yeti iz fatter tho, he kant stop eeting. In addishun, he kant wolk strait bai no meens, he iznt eggsactly de braitest bulb.
no moar rap-rap-rapping for dis boid! muah hahahaha!!!
so is “rappin’ raven” an update of “rockin’ robin”?
btw, at 1st glance i thought this was another spider pic! sometimes it’s fun to be nearsighted
really like your first comment and I thought the same thing spider
Poe would not have been pleased!
berd? wut u talkin abawt? i wuz taken a nap on ur fethr pillo, an i had a bad dreem…….
An dat busted palace was alredy on da flor when i got here.
Iwerned u, don bother mi when i has hankover.
fethers…I has dem…
I eeted teh hole fing!
Icarus kitteh flied 2 klose 2 seeling lite
mythology ref ftw!!!
Blargh i am Daedalus!
ugh!
Moast wunderful awful thing EVER! FTW!!!!!
thnx, i sphinx u ares kind to bacchus up an forgive our eros
(so they dont cast apollo ver this place)
groooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaan (that means I LOVE IT)
Thorn sinds teh “300″ after pittypat 4 taht kawmint!
SOOOOO WIN!!!!
Best punneee EVAR!!!
For those ov yoo hoo don’t know – to see hao reelee brillyunt Pittypat’s comment iz, please go heer.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/08/blargh-i-am-ded/#comments
ceiling cat Minos gawt hym?
Kitteh’s furst attempts at flite nawt a hooj suksess….
Dark Angel Cat has… crashlanded…
mai furst kitteh (dat wuz myne en not momendadz) wuz a blak kitteh. her naym wuz Angel. not bcuz she wuz dark angel, but bcuz she wuz wyde-awayk fr a lawng tyme wen we gettid her. Ai havd a storeebook kald ‘teh wyde-awayk angel’ wen Ai wuz reel liddl, en we kald teh kitteh dat en it stuk. she wuz 16-en-a-haf wen she goed to teh bridg en she wuz a good kitteh.
Daisuke! ai tole yu nawt to pull owt dat picshur until we were hoem! Wizu! Halp!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnangel
A bird in the stomach is worth two in the bush
“He’s dead Jim.”
iznt it amazing juss HOW AWFUN dis fraze be appropreeyet?
Blargh! Ai am ded!….an so is teh rayvun!
amazing an a liddel frightening
Oh jeeeez! Anyone know what’ll get coffee spritz off of a ‘puter screen?
That pic and cap is Tshirt worthy!!! Brilliant!!
Calls da peeps from CSI! Dis kitteh bein fwamed! Rabens BIG birds wiff lots ob da brains and lots ob da attitude. If dis chubby little kitteh at tack da raben, da kitteh need da vet an da raven fly off wit anudder kitteh tail/tale for himz collectshun. Kitteh say: get da vestigat….get da dectecti… get sombody who snoops real good to find dat darn bird. Him put dez fevvers here when I waz takin inn o cent nap!
Black cat’s revenge on Poe
http://classiclit.about.com/library/bl-etexts/eapoe/bl-eapoe-blackcat.htm
Dat a twoolee Poe storee! Nawt poor, berree eek!!
Dam kitteh gits ebreewhar! An dey haz der rebenj!!!
Quoth teh kitteh: Nom nom nom.
It wuz black kitteh – vry large wan – fully as large as Pluto (not dog or planet bit this guyz ded kitteh), An closely resemlin him in evry respect but wan. Pluto had not wite hair upon any porshun ov hiz buddy; but dit kitteh had large, altho indefifinite splotch ov wite, cuvrin nrly teh hole region ov teh brezt. Upon mah touchin him, he immediately aroze, purrd loudly, rubbd against mah hand, an appearded delichted wif mah notice. Dis, den, wuz teh vry creachur ov which I wuz in serch.
Edgar Allan Poe – Teh Black Kitteh
if u wants to read hole story plz note dat it containz graphix violins. no actshual kittehs were harmd in teh makin ov dis shorts story
to releef teh stress of long hours at teh klinik,
hermann rorschach drank til he wuz blotto.
thanks god no wun’s hert!
(it wuz just a feather bender)
Dat good ting, too…Don’t need some troll ‘raven’ about how dis pic be inapp… inaprop…. not nice for seeings…..
kitteh is relevant! Poe published da Raven today!!
Those BURGERS!!! How DOO tehy do it!!
Awl hail the maitee (an braynee) BURGERZZZZ!
FTR, tihs iz what ai just fownd awn “Teh Writer’s Almanac”
It’s the birthday of French book illustrator Gustave Doré, born in Strasbourg, France, in 1832, the most prolific and famous illustrator in Europe in the 19th century. Doré was a child prodigy; his drawings were noticed by the time he was five. He never took art lessons, but by the age of 16 he’d moved to Paris and become the highest paid illustrator in France. His most famous illustrations adorned the pages of Dante’s Divine Comedy, Don Quixote, and Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven. Doré’s and Poe’s names are given equal billing on the cover of the earliest editions of Poe’s poem. The Raven was Doré’s only U.S. commission, and he died as he was finishing the engravings for it, in 1883.
AND as a BonusFaktOvTehDay
It’s the birthday of French military leader Saint Joan of Arc, known as “the Maid of Orleans,” born in Domrémy, France (1412), to peasant-stock parents.
moartal kombat
both ded
Kitteh iz moltin.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
lol, it’s funny cause I get it.
Icarus cat. Failz.
Paining 4 teh lawst Lenore.
Diz picher maek me sadd fur purr boidiee….bud comminds are phunnee!
When I sed I wunted ‘down’, I ment offa yur lap, NOT to lai in feffers!
OH that is SO good!
Revens. Dey HAD a flaver.
wunx apon a midnyt dreery az i wundereded week n weery
ober miny a kwaint n kurious voloom ob fergotted loor….
AFLAC!
Wow! My lolcat made it on the front page! How cool is that?
Classic – one of my all time favs.
dis makes me ermember one ov mai manee incdents ov puzzlement on teh misteri uv teh kittehs. I woked in teh aftersnoon (me nights) to teh discovree ov teh circle on mah floor where teh featherz of minimum small burdee. I overlook teh large terrace, is for us in teh second floor, and in this way, living to teh condomminnimum which is in the wood. my 2 kittehz ov this terrace ov the warm weather r verrry fond, I permit Zeek (tuxie) and Obiwan (marmalade-y) to hang owt their and therefore I am not obstructed, sleep possible. That seemed like Stonehenge ov teh feather ov teh (nawt verry brite) sparrow.
(Wow, is this hard!)1
mebee deese be eaglee fedders from udder payge?!! hopesz!!
look liek raven keel youh
Grrrr… I lurves ravens… *shakes fist to kitteh*
two keel a mokin brd… methnks u tookit to srsly