Comments on: Einstein creature

By: Mannan

Mannan — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:45:25 +0000

woah…
awesome…
E=MC(square)
M=E(divided By)C
where M=mouse
E=Einstien
C=cute

By: kaykay

kaykay — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:33:35 +0000

LOL!!!:)

By: imakitteh

imakitteh — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:16:56 +0000

no pi r scared.

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:32:18 +0000

I think he ate a little too much 3.14! haha

By: hytone

hytone — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:53:28 +0000

how many times does i has to go over the differences between hamsters, guinea pigs, and gerbils?

By: cg

cg — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:17:21 +0000

It’s the Einster!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:06:52 +0000

funnie, wun wey to see teh effecks uv grabitee is to get a black sheet an hold it arown teh edgis (nawt rilly tyte, but kind tyte and level-dats teh importan part) and drops marbles awn it. they forms galaxees if you duz it rite. tehn yu can putz bigger marbles an show teh hole wurld teh pleshures uv the fabric uv space-tyme grabitee.

funnee ting is dat teh marbles is alweyz gettin lost under teh universe- mebbe teh dice get throwd there to?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:40:02 +0000

Ai had long-hared hamster. Hiz nam waz Bob.

Bob’z long butt-hair would get shavings matted in it, so we gave him a haircut. He ate Life cereal while I carefully trimmed.

The next time he went to bathe, he discovered his “fuzzies” were gone. It was the funniest thing evar!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:58:54 +0000

oooooo oooo ooooooo did sumwon say r00t bier???!!!
thanks mr w0rf! congratumacashunz, Pawl.

ps i onced saw mr w0rf on teh TB relly enjoy prun3 jyuss. Wood you lik me tu go get you sum, or is taht jus wehn yure on teh toob?

By: catsidhe

catsidhe — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:27:57 +0000

mais oui!

By: jpet

jpet — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:41:29 +0000

“Imaginashun is grater den nowledj.” So sayeth Albert Einstein’s hammie.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:04:24 +0000

ai thot wuz 70, but cud bee 69. Ai think it waz nawt so much ignored az hidden. Truman nebber saw it!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:01:15 +0000

Yes.

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:08:51 +0000

hint: a would-be house burgloler sed it 2 hiz partnr

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:07:06 +0000

(sumewon two stupid to know 2+2, iz to stupid to know ’bout fingles (ore eben fingers)

By: leaf

leaf — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:44:24 +0000

on yer hansies…towgles are on footsies….

somewun fell asleep in anatomato class i sees

By: romeow

romeow — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:43:29 +0000

*smile & giggle*

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:06:54 +0000

and iz life-and-death question for hammie!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:55:45 +0000

yes correct. I did not meen to say Einstein built da bomb.

He just set up us for it.

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:20:34 +0000

wants wants wants

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:11:26 +0000

innerestn fing- didya no dat Einstein was akshouly a pacifist. Himz became peace activist……
akshouly mani ub da Manhatten Project scientests (69 ub dem) didz sign a petition to nawt drop bomb on da Japan- deh fout it wais immoral. Unfortunately deh was ignoreded……..
hearz copi ub ledda Einstein wrotted agains da bomb….

http://www.ppu.org.uk/learn/texts/doc_russelleinstein_manif.html

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:42:19 +0000

wif pogo?

momcat

By: Jennifffuurr

Jennifffuurr — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:09:36 +0000

*holds lighter in 1 hand, newspaper in teh otha, dux skwurtgunz*
Therez a light…

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 19:54:51 +0000

yes! I meenz taht bomb, teh one “Einstein creature” helpd with his equationz.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 19:11:36 +0000

Duz dat mean ware even He can’t see dem? My theolological conundurum, let me sho u it.

By: cratz

cratz — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:47:57 +0000

Georges, no?

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:15:36 +0000

Will gib ansirs on 2s-day for cheezburger today…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:08:04 +0000

Ai haz dun so – astonishing. An then ai googled lotz of otter peeple – awl there – fur awl to see. Hoo NOO???

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:05:13 +0000

Oh – ai dint think enuf. Yoo HAZ had teh tiem to “play” with teh kittehs

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:04:02 +0000

Well nao – taht’s no phun!!! Yoo haz to has time to play with teh kittehs!!

By: cfhistorian

cfhistorian — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:40:38 +0000

Note fore hooever duz tags: iz hamster, not guinea pig. ;-D

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:17:03 +0000

“Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe… they’re so perky, I love that.”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:12:05 +0000

Riff Raff: ♫ The darkness must flow Down the river of nights dreaming, Flow morphia slow let the sun and light come streaming into my life, Into my life ♫

By: KittehlessJon

KittehlessJon — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:53:35 +0000

Stephen LOLHawking sez dat nawt ony duz God play dice with the uniberse, hims trows dice whar dey can’t b seen…..

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:51:37 +0000

Ai wrote an ‘open letter to Brittney’, a bit tongue-in-cheek, but mosly seriously about a year ago…… that girl needs a mother…. hers? sux. srsly.

Ees very sad and hurts mai ‘mommeh hart’tu watch her crash an burn lyk dat. Ai m nawt a fan – at all – but, she’s nawt mush owlder dan mai oldest heethen…… an awl ai keep seein is ebbery wrong decision she mayks…. an ai wunner: where her momma iz?

Ai m nawt saying ai’m teh bes momma in teh hole wyd whirrld… but… ai betcha a kitteh culd du a bedder jawb dan BS’s momma…. dis whut happens when u r famus an onlee haz peepz ‘rownd u whu care more for demselvs den u.

By: leaf

leaf — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:58:20 +0000

hauls out microphone…

well then..

“Karma-Karma-karma-karmee-lee-yun”

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:21:18 +0000

I wuz uffraid if I onlee wrote Yahoo Serious it wud cunfyoose ebburywun!

By: philene

philene — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:48:38 +0000

* waz posed to leenk to rodney dill’s *

By: philene

philene — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:47:36 +0000

dr. brackish okun!!
yez – clos rezemblans

By: philene

philene — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:44:24 +0000

gib ansirs for cheezburger?

By: philene

philene — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:40:37 +0000

hee-hee-hee-hee
verry kyoot, yippee!!!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:55:49 +0000

Welcome to Area 51 Will Smith

By: gangstermanager

gangstermanager — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:44:10 +0000

kwl

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:41:46 +0000

Ai joyne Romeow in teh “Yeah Pawl!”

Yoo choze a grate pikchure and maed a reelee gud capshun fur it. Applawse to yoo and Meeka – an liddle Fred, without whoom none ov this wud hav been pawsibul.

Congratulamashuns!(c)

*whispers* thankz, Romeo. Ai think taht iz a noo werd, so ai put the (c) awn it fur yoo iffen purrhaps MizHizzyFitz is riet an taht will save it frum teh werd theevez.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:34:12 +0000

Meeka – do contakt the Burgerz and let them know this is yur pikshur fur propurr credit. Liddle Fred’s lite shud nawt hav to shine awnlee down heer!

I’m so sorrey to heer the “wuz,” foar ai hav fallin in luv with him frum just looking at hiz pikshur. An ai reelee liked teh pikshurs awn yur site, too.

Fred waz also teh nayme ov wun ov mai favorietist kittehs ever. Nao ai az a teer or two in mai ai fur both ov them and both ov us. *sniff*

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:26:13 +0000

“Jorje” – is moestly teh saym but wit teh Frenchie aksent

By: MizHizzyFitz

MizHizzyFitz — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:07:50 +0000

U better be cawlin him sumfin els den…. Georgetta McHammie maybe. U gonna get dis baby a punch ina nose!
Take teh bows ana braids ana corn outta that babies harz an cawlz him
Harry McHammie. Der iz settled.

Did U Google JanetCanHas4Kittehsyet?

By: 180sx

180sx — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:57:54 +0000

I call my hamster “baby boy” even though he’s an “old man” in hamster years =D

By: Simpson

Simpson — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:38:40 +0000

i can haz haer stielist?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:30:53 +0000

I shall needz moar cheez to fix dis promlim