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E=MC cute
Einstein = MiniCuteness skwared?
Hamiestein iz not skware. Iz rownd.
but pi ar skwared…
Uh uh! Pie r rawnd. Cormbred iz skwaerd!
Sheesh!
*snert*
Hiyas JCH4Kfren!
an muffind, 2!!!
my cardz sez i get ten kittehs. but then i get death card!!
Well nao – taht’s no phun!!! Yoo haz to has time to play with teh kittehs!!
Oh – ai dint think enuf. Yoo HAZ had teh tiem to “play” with teh kittehs
no pi r scared.
E=MCcubed – definitely needs CCC or C cubed!
Ai seems to lurbs handin owts teh CHRG(wdoi)!
An a nobel dutie it is too.
Nobel – geddit?
*crawls off in embarrasment*
Nobel indeed!!! When we haz ar beeg awardz ceremonee, an Jack getz teh Pullet Surprize fur Haiku Poetree, ai think ManfredMom must get the Nobel Prize fur. . . Humanitarian Services to teh Sported.
Halp – what’s a gud nayme fur this???
teh HSS (pronownseded hiss) award…..
Y U crawlz off? Great comment.
Missy…..yoo go, gurl !!!!
awzum comment !!!
membur dat Young Einstein movee wif Yahoo Serious *srsly…dat his name*
Dat wuz soo cool. Dat song he did was esspesshullee cool.
It been long time….almoas furgot it…
that not hims serious name…hims serious name is Greg Pead
ooo, dat’s a berry serryus name—nebber, ebber laff at Greg peed!
i dont no wich name werse! (or betta!)
CUTEST HAMMIE EVAR
MC Hammie = Kyoot fow Shizzel!
…an reeds ur thots…
indisspyootabul evadanse uv ree-incarnashun.
then again, it could be some sort of cloning experiment gone awry……
Einstein hammstur needz teh haarcuts
A bad haircut can maek ennywon luk stoopy.
Dat was on a T-shirt fur a barber shop, wif a pikshur of Einestein.
no look at teh messy hare, look at teh kyoot!
I love long-haired hamsters…you can comb them!
i will hug him and squeeze him and put pretty little bows in hims hair and call him george
an i will gibs him cornrows and hug him an sqeeze him an call him george !!!
dat’s a lot ob werk, i gess…i wood jus’ dread it!!!
YO! kwit calling me kwoot! Eat the corns, not wears them! n muh name is Eldridge! I NOT a twee hugger!
yoo may nut be a twee hugger, but yoo lib in a swamp !!!
LOL !!!!
wif pogo?
momcat
I call my hamster “baby boy” even though he’s an “old man” in hamster years =D
an ai will braid hims hares into French pigtails tied off wif prety bows and cawll him George.
how joo say “George” in Frensh?
“Jorje” – is moestly teh saym but wit teh Frenchie aksent
Georges, no?
Yes.
mais oui!
U better be cawlin him sumfin els den…. Georgetta McHammie maybe. U gonna get dis baby a punch ina nose!
Take teh bows ana braids ana corn outta that babies harz an cawlz him
Harry McHammie. Der iz settled.
Did U Google JanetCanHas4Kittehsyet?
hauls out microphone…
well then..
“Karma-Karma-karma-karmee-lee-yun”
Ai haz dun so – astonishing. An then ai googled lotz of otter peeple – awl there – fur awl to see. Hoo NOO???
I will shaves awl hims hair off an call him Brittney.
i will gib hims 2 mai tiggycat hoo will plays wif him…
a lot!
n call hims toy…
then call hims dinner.
OT
I have never been a Brittney fan, but I now feel very sorry for what looks to me like a very ill young lady. She could have post partum depression…she did have those babies only a year apart. Alcohol and drugs could be a way of self medication. Now maybe she will really get help. I hope so. I think she needs some prayers and hugs.
{{{{{{{{{Brittney}}}}}}}}}}
ai fink ur rite patticlan……der’z sumfin noawt rite about taht chile…..moar dan teh jest wile tymes of teh yute……(lordi noes ai waz teh wile chile fur a lawng tyme miselv) but ai fink dat gurlz in trubbul…..srsly…..
an ai wwoden be famus fur lofv ner munnees…..talk about being snarked.!!!!!
seems unlesses u waz Princessess Di ( an evven she ttokked her fare sharez ov being snarkeded….)ifn u in pulik eey…dey luk fur bad fingz to sez about u…an horribul picctturez to showz……
SO NOT WANT…….u downt evver getz to be ur own selv anymoar……
pattician. I tot I wuz onlee wun who felt dat way. I feel sorree fur her. She has big problems.
I heard that Brittney leff teh horspital wif Dr. Phil.
Dat’s nawt a joke, but it cud sound liek dat. Mebee this tiem she will axcept teh halp.
Ai wrote an ‘open letter to Brittney’, a bit tongue-in-cheek, but mosly seriously about a year ago…… that girl needs a mother…. hers? sux. srsly.
Ees very sad and hurts mai ‘mommeh hart’ tu watch her crash an burn lyk dat. Ai m nawt a fan – at all – but, she’s nawt mush owlder dan mai oldest heethen…… an awl ai keep seein is ebbery wrong decision she mayks…. an ai wunner: where her momma iz?
Ai m nawt saying ai’m teh bes momma in teh hole wyd whirrld… but… ai betcha a kitteh culd du a bedder jawb dan BS’s momma…. dis whut happens when u r famus an onlee haz peepz ‘rownd u whu care more for demselvs den u.
Ai had long-hared hamster. Hiz nam waz Bob.
Bob’z long butt-hair would get shavings matted in it, so we gave him a haircut. He ate Life cereal while I carefully trimmed.
The next time he went to bathe, he discovered his “fuzzies” were gone. It was the funniest thing evar!
electrucity??????????????????????????????
wat b that?
Im impresd. Most lolhamtrs are stoopy, cuz dey are bred for cute, not smartz.
Hammstein iz trowbak to jeenyus hamsturz uv olde.
Hairloom lolhamster.
I had a hamster once that looked exactly like that, and yes his name was Einstein too.
My Einstein was a lethal white guinea pig.
http://www.doominous.org/pigs/einyscaleadorable040213.jpg
he beeyooteefull!
LOL….he awllmos luks lyke a furoshus lion….
wut a kwewtie pie !!
wants wants wants
OK STOOPY HOOMIN!!
2+2=4!
GOTZ IT?*shakin hed*
GOTZ IT?
use ur fingles ifn u has too!!
whuz fingles?
on yer hansies…towgles are on footsies….
somewun fell asleep in anatomato class i sees
(sumewon two stupid to know 2+2, iz to stupid to know ’bout fingles (ore eben fingers)
Disney introduces Mullet Mouse
Yes, and dat be rokkin ayteez mullet, nawt shirtless gai on COPS mullet
speekin of tribbles…
splort!
I can has multiplications?
I wants one!
ZOMG, kinda awf topik, but so amayzin!
In Silver Layk area uv LA, lives a man in a wheelchayr. Wun day he sittin in frunt uv naybrrs howse, typeetypin awn hims lappeetoppee. Hims tucksee kitteh, Unshkins, at hims side.
Bad mens in a car comes by, tinks dis man be eezee to steel frum. Skinny puppee bad kid comes up to man, punches him in da fayce, an grabs da lappeetoppee! Suddinlee, a blak an whyt blur leeps into bad mans fayce! Unshkins flies up an clawrs at da bad mans fayce liek she diggin a hole! Da man gits a punch in to da bad mans frote. Bad man turns an runz away wif da lappeetoppee, but it got smashd on a wall. Bad man got away in da white car.
Sadlee, man yoozes lappeetoppee to commoonikayt wif famblee, an rite hims memwars an stuff, but iz all borkt. Unshkins still at mans side, howeber, bein purrtektive!
Article heer:
http://www.laweekly.com/news/news/laptop-snatched-directly-from-a-crippled-mans-lap/17891/
Ha! do not mess with person owned by cranky kitteh!
Or purrhaps…an Angel on deep cover assignment?
(Hey, stranger things have happened!)
Unshikns(AWSUM NAME) Is a badazz kitteh!DOANT MESSES WIF HIMZ HOOMIN!!!
“skinny puppy bad kid”LAWLZ!!
I shall nao callz alluv mah lil boi werkerz skinny puppy boiz. Leeve owt teh bad,
cuz dey nawt bad dey jus stoopy like a lil puppy.
whut moovee has this lyne: “kids R dumm, an afrayd ob teh dark”?
hint: a would-be house burgloler sed it 2 hiz partnr
Einstein Hamster ponders many Mysteries of da Universe:
1. Those really big creatures – hoomans – how’d they get in charge?
2. Why they confine us to glass home?
A. Why don’t they clean out the glass home more often? It doesn’t smell nice in here after two days!
3. Those smaller, insistant creatures (but still big!) – Kittehs – why they be so fascinated by small rodent-like creatures? Kitteh just stares at us through glass wall of home. Have heard horror stories of what happens when the two species have a Close Encounter of the 3rd Kind.
4. Why am I compelled to run around in a big circle, going nowhere?
if hammie iz contemplatin mysteries of da universe, are we sure he isn’t Heisenberg demonstratin principle of uncertaintee?
wait, too much hair to be Heisenberg, must be einstein.
Einstein Hamster considered Heisenberg Principle of Uncertainee in Existial Question # 3 – Einstein iz very uncertain about exact position and momentum of kitteh when crossed with path of rodent.
my scenty-mints eggaktly!
and iz life-and-death question for hammie!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!
haz anywon seen my kurlers? and mousse?
einstein hamsta iz mousies invention- tukz bestest hoomin + big mouse = einstein mouse.
iz mousies replacement fur hoomins…
momcat
but ai tawt taht teh earth was mousies greatest invention!
Hitchhiker’s Guide FTW!
42.
sumbody set up us teh bomb!
Sig-null.
We haz it!
How ar yew, gentlekittehs?
All yer bukkets r blong to uz.
All ur base R belong to us
joo R on joor way 2 D-struck-shun!
youz meenz dis bomb?
weez habnt hadz ani Tom Leher fur ‘while…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FgMTAj4f_o
momcat
yes! I meenz taht bomb, teh one “Einstein creature” helpd with his equationz.
innerestn fing- didya no dat Einstein was akshouly a pacifist. Himz became peace activist……
akshouly mani ub da Manhatten Project scientests (69 ub dem) didz sign a petition to nawt drop bomb on da Japan- deh fout it wais immoral. Unfortunately deh was ignoreded……..
hearz copi ub ledda Einstein wrotted agains da bomb….
http://www.ppu.org.uk/learn/texts/doc_russelleinstein_manif.html
momcat
yes correct. I did not meen to say Einstein built da bomb.
He just set up us for it.
ai thot wuz 70, but cud bee 69. Ai think it waz nawt so much ignored az hidden. Truman nebber saw it!
whooo….meh..??
i no break teh space tyme conundrumm…
I can haz furry ub ree-lah-tibuh-tee?
depends…
for a cheezburger ai halp wid ur math
joo haz a sine, “werks 4 fud”?
hee-hee-hee-hee
verry kyoot, yippee!!!
If the source is never known…. why have a field for it?
it iz “force”d!
His name was Fred, and he was a Teddy Bear Hamster. Best hamster I ever had.
It is so cool to see his pic here on the front page. ^^
Oh mah gosh! I luked at ur site an dere r awl sorts of cyoot pics of Fred!
Meny Congratumalashuns fur a front page pikshur! Dat is full ov win and awesom. Nao Fred is a celebrity.
Can you tell us a liddle bout Fred? Sum ov teh fun fings he did? How long u had him?
We wud lub to know!
Meeka – do contakt the Burgerz and let them know this is yur pikshur fur propurr credit. Liddle Fred’s lite shud nawt hav to shine awnlee down heer!
I’m so sorrey to heer the “wuz,” foar ai hav fallin in luv with him frum just looking at hiz pikshur. An ai reelee liked teh pikshurs awn yur site, too.
Fred waz also teh nayme ov wun ov mai favorietist kittehs ever. Nao ai az a teer or two in mai ai fur both ov them and both ov us. *sniff*
Jeenee~uss Hamsturr
luukeeng 4 himmz rellativv,
beeg hedd mowsee, Brayn
Brayn awllwayz tryeeng
2 taykz ober t3h Erff. Prawblumm
iz… Wut himz duz den?!!
Peenkee carreez t3h
wun andz fikkzez Brayn’z slytlee
awff calcyulayshunz
Jack.
al Ai ken say iz Win.
You mean. . .God DOES play dice with the universe??!
Stephen LOLHawking sez dat nawt ony duz God play dice with the uniberse, hims trows dice whar dey can’t b seen…..
Duz dat mean ware even He can’t see dem? My theolological conundurum, let me sho u it.
funnie, wun wey to see teh effecks uv grabitee is to get a black sheet an hold it arown teh edgis (nawt rilly tyte, but kind tyte and level-dats teh importan part) and drops marbles awn it. they forms galaxees if you duz it rite. tehn yu can putz bigger marbles an show teh hole wurld teh pleshures uv the fabric uv space-tyme grabitee.
funnee ting is dat teh marbles is alweyz gettin lost under teh universe- mebbe teh dice get throwd there to?
nice picture.
E=MC2
*looks arown*
(h)ee = ‘em see, too?
Hav u seen mai awms? Ai cants fainds dem ennyware.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
O, so dat’s Y joo looks so ‘armless!!!
Ya, ya, ya…..but, can he does my tackses?
E = mc^2
Where:
E = Epic lolz
m = meeces
c = cats
or c = Cheezburgers
It jus keeps on gettin bigger an bigger, huh?
Woo…furst lawlcat submiffon that made it in =D
Hoorah! Here’s elebenty bajillion cheezburgers, a keg of rute bier, zeee tastee french fries, and a Golden Globe
ooo, sounds so yummy-lecious! I can joyn party?
oooooo oooo ooooooo did sumwon say r00t bier???!!!
thanks mr w0rf! congratumacashunz, Pawl.
ps i onced saw mr w0rf on teh TB relly enjoy prun3 jyuss. Wood you lik me tu go get you sum, or is taht jus wehn yure on teh toob?
Yeah Pawl!
Happehtail fur U! It’s Meeka’s Hammie. She’s just above Jack’s poem. We rarely get teh photographer an the catshun author in teh same post!
Congratulamashuns!
Ai joyne Romeow in teh “Yeah Pawl!”
Yoo choze a grate pikchure and maed a reelee gud capshun fur it. Applawse to yoo and Meeka – an liddle Fred, without whoom none ov this wud hav been pawsibul.
Congratulamashuns!(c)
*whispers* thankz, Romeo. Ai think taht iz a noo werd, so ai put the (c) awn it fur yoo iffen purrhaps MizHizzyFitz is riet an taht will save it frum teh werd theevez.
*smile & giggle*
I solve ur quayshens, but keep answers C-kret!!
gib ansirs for cheezburger?
Will gib ansirs on 2s-day for cheezburger today…
hamstein’s speshul law of teh raletives
E = mc cute
ore
‘e = I M cute!
gwadd wish I had one of those in college! I might have enjoyed math oodles more.
I shall needz moar cheez to fix dis promlim
i can haz haer stielist?
kwl
Welcome to Area 51 Will Smith
dr. brackish okun!!
yez – clos rezemblans
* waz posed to leenk to rodney dill’s *
Riff Raff: ♫ The darkness must flow Down the river of nights dreaming, Flow morphia slow let the sun and light come streaming into my life, Into my life ♫
*holds lighter in 1 hand, newspaper in teh otha, dux skwurtgunz*
Therez a light…
“Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe… they’re so perky, I love that.”
Note fore hooever duz tags: iz hamster, not guinea pig. ;-D
“Imaginashun is grater den nowledj.” So sayeth Albert Einstein’s hammie.
It’s the Einster!
how many times does i has to go over the differences between hamsters, guinea pigs, and gerbils?
I think he ate a little too much 3.14! haha
LOL!!!:)
woah…
awesome…
E=MC(square)
M=E(divided By)C
where M=mouse
E=Einstien
C=cute