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Thankfully, yur commet didunt show oop til LAWNG after Daisy’s commet. But heers a TopTip for teh Top Spot: Wen yu is teh furst, try to sai sumfink a lidl moer orijinal/funni/innerestin tahn “furst”. Lyk teh person ob restrikted growth wit teh lernin diffikulties; it’s not big an it’s not clever!
Do not worrie. I gaved teh plant sum speshal furrtilizer so it gro reel gud.
*MM rolls in CCC & does her usual handin out of CHRG(wdoi)**
Hai ebery buddee! Ai still lives!
Hai ManfredMom. Ai am so happee to lern yoo ar still amongst teh living!!!!! (and us, ov corse).
which maeks me wunder. What ar wee heer, akshullee. Ar wee living? Foar we – heer awn this site – ar reel beingz – but nawt reelee teh same as teh purrson doing teh typing. We haz reel feelings (an felines) but wee ar nawt reelee livin. Oar AR wee???
Fur eggsalmple – as ai said nawt too long ago – we can bee time travelrz heer. Wif grate eeze, we can go bak to the velcro wall partee – an still jump up if we wantz to. Of corse, in reel life, yoo cud, too, but teh peeple wudn’t still be there. So – iz there a nayme fur teh peepl we ar heer?? (nawt sim, plz!)
figmints?
inhabitents ov a parralelle universe?
Ai been of the web foar d@mn long tymez.
Sum-un telz meh what are CCC and CHRG(wdoi)?
Ai didn fine tehm on tha lolspeeeks dicto… dichoto… wurd list thingy.
Doz it ahv mebbeh to do with the *SPLORT* when ai seed teh pitchur?
OK, heer gose:
Teh CCC is teh Cyoot Crash Cart an is indeed for deeling with SPLORT aksidents, an awlso for teh sore insyds wen a kitteh gose to teh raynbo brij. It has choklit and sawft blankees an CHRG awn it…
CHRG R Chikin Hed Rubbah Glubs an R yushully decrated wit teh pikchurs (moestly ellefunkle form behynd an smiley piggee fayces cos tahts awl Ai can draw) sp R awlso referefererfed to as CHRG(wdoi) (with drawing on it). Is a rubbah glub, lyk dokters has, yu waer awn yur hed wen luking at teh cyoot kittehs so yur hed dunt go *splort*
There’s moer, but taht’s enuff to be goin awn wit!
Snafutti, teh CCC iz teh Cyutness Crash Carrt fur emergensees ob cyuteness.
The CHRB w/doi is teh chikenhed rubburr glub wiv teh drawingz awn it. U puts it awn ur hed tu cuntayne ur brayne wen it splodes frum teh cyuteness ob teh picshur.
O, Ai fergot: teh CCC awlso may hab sum sawft blankies an hawt choclit tu helps u gets bak tu normul (wat ebber dat iz!), an odder seezunal treets rownd teh hawlidaze.
Der bees menny publik-spiriitid cheezfrens heer hoo bringz owt teh CCC an teh CHRB w/doi wen teh picshur is 2 cyute.
I can has something for mah sore insides? I losed mah Jethro teh other day. He hads a very nasty cancer that he hided from me until it was too late. I is happy for him that his pain is gone now but very sad still for me because I doesn’t has him to hold and love and snorgle anymoar.
Of corse! Snorgle in tihs lubbly sawft blankee and, heer, Ai has sum speshul catberry choklit form Teenytiny Ingerland. Teh blankie yu gibs bak wen yur not so sore, teh choklit yu can keep! An amember; Jethro is plain in teh Princess Mu flowr meddow, chaysin teh flutterbies an teesing teh goggies, lyk he did wen he wus well. Yu can visit enneetym an, wen it’s tym to leev, he’ll jump bak into yur hart an be tehre forebber.
O LCB, yu cans hab vairy big huggs frum mee an Elvis an Pearl.
Ai noes hao bad u feels. Ai felt saem way wem mai kitteh Mouche went ober teh rainbo brij.
Jethro is happi nao, cuz he feels bettur. In tyme U wills feel bettur tu.
((((((((hugs)))))))))
Sorry about your kitteh. I’ve cried more over pets I’ve lost than people I’ve lost.
LCB, Hunnie! Ah sew sorrii tew heer abowt Jethro. He’s w8tin fur u n da medo.
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Here…. yu habs mai lufflee snugglysawft bwankee dat ai yooz when I em nawt feelin so gud…. sowwee, deres mush kitteh hairz on dere, cuz I fink it’s kitteh magnet…. ai’ll tuk yoo in awn nyse and tite and gibs u hawt chocklit… iz bes fur insydes, tu….
*pat pat*
*tuk tuk*
Heerz ur HC and a nyse pillow fur yoo hed, tu….
Hab a nyce day onna cowch wif Esme (right?) an u feel a bit bettah soon….
much lubs, snorglez and hedbutts…
Janet……u askeded wat we ar heer…..ai dont hav teh anser to dat……bu ai do noes taht the pane dat LCB haz, iz reel, an ai do noes dat ai am sittin heer wiff teh reel teerz rollin dwon my fase…..
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iz hard…..we awl noes jest how hard…….nuffin we saai kan chang dat…….u goes ahed an cries fur ur losteded kitteh……we be heer wen u needz to laff agin…..h3ll, we ar heer fur wen u cries….iz ok we awl cryin wiff u……
sorry bout soundin a bit lika i-dot……noawt gud at diz…..
LCB, mai hart goez owt to yu! Iss so hard to loze beluvved kitteh.
Menny hugs an gud wishes.
LCB, ai losted mah Callisto dis pas spring. Ai iz sorree ur hart is so hebbee.
*hands LCB bawx ob kleenex decrated wif Jethro pikshurs n holds LCB’s hand*
We’ll hab a gud crai togebber.
Oh no, LCB.
I’m so sorry to heer bout Jethro. Mah Wiley hid awl hims tumors frum meh, tew. Iz almoss liek dey didn’t wanna wurry us, an wanted to keep us happeh fur az long as dey cud.
I’m sure taht Jethro lubs u as mush as u lub him. I use teh present tense cuz I no dat teh lub doan stop when he goes ober teh bridge to the Meadow.
I cum ober an we’ll luk at pikshurs ov Jethro an u can tells me teh silly fings he did. We boff crai togebber. Jethro waz wurth cryin fur.
Mah deepest sympathies.
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Deer lcb – salleh iz rite – whatever wee ar heer – iz reel An wee ar suffering with yoo. Ai know it duzznet maek yoo feel wun bit bedder to know taht yoo had the couraj to do teh rite thing. But fur shur there shud bee some kind of medal fur this kind of heroism.
There iz a wunderful sawng by Robert Schumann – “Der Soldat.” (Can’t remember rite nou who the poet iz). I will just tell the story – not translate the song. This song was written around 1830 ish – so poem somwhat older.
Two young guys have joined the army. Tehy are best friends – hav had onlee each other for a long time. One of them gets in sserious trouble – and is sentenced to be shot by firing squad. The friend is selected (oh horror) to be on the firing squad.
The one to be shot was apparently well liked, because all of his fellow soldiers on teh firing squad were crying and their shots went all over the place. The best friend, however, took careful aim and shot him in the heart.
It is a chillingly heartrending and haunting song when well done. And yet another statement of what someone who truly loves you will do for you when no one else can, or will.
lcb, I expect this is not a lot of comfort, there being really no such thing at this time, but ai think of it a lot – in cases like this – because it joins us to the past and makes these thing seem timeless and shared.
oh, lcb! my deepest sympathies! you have come to the right place – i haven’t been posting long, but i have been lurking here to read for quite a while and i know that all of the folks who come here regularly are well loved by the kitties who own us and we know the incredible value of those brief but wondrous little lives. our kitties teach us so much about how to be happy and to love the world if only we listen to them.
i lost my Tigerlily a few years ago (amazing how much the loss still hurts, how much i still miss her) to cancer. most people told me not to think about it, to put her out of my mind, get a new cat, etc. but one very good friend came to me and said “tell me all your stories about her” and i did and we cried and cried and cried until i got to all the funny things she would do… she was such a perfect little lady but sometimes while playing, especially under the influence of catnip, she would just regress to kittenhood and become so silly. soon we were past crying and i was laughing so hard i could barely breathe, and my friend said, “see, she is still with you, she can still help you to be happy.”
i hope that when i cross the bridge, all the kitties i loved will be waiting there for me, Lily in the front in her most ladylike pose, and they will show me around the summerlands – where to find the best flutterbys to chase, the best fish ponds to contemplate and the very best warm, sunny places for naps. Jethro has gone ahead of you to make sure that when you come home to him he will have found all the special places he knows you will love. until then tell all your stories of him and he will still do his best to help you be happy.
Shadow, my current feline owner, is here in my lap now (she comes running whenever i get all teary) and purring for you and Jethro.
ps – i once read an article responding to the idea that the internet and globalization were destroying the bonds between people and turning us all into loners (i wish i could remember the author). this author discussed the shift from the village to the city to the internet as one of a move from inadvertent to intentional communities. in the village, there may be only 50 people, so everyone gets to know each other and know all about each other because that’s all there is, but it may not be a happy community because everyone is just stuck together. in the city, people came together based on common interests and goals, but the physical infrastructure still made it difficult for people with much in common to find each other.
with the internet, it is now possible for communities to form (living virtual villages) of people who have much in common and much to share. it is now possible for people to have contacts all over the world (even in teeny tiny ingerland!) who form loving, supportive, nurturing, and stimulating groups of friends based on real compatibility and most importantly having made an active choice to be friends.
just because it isn’t physical doesn’t mean that it isn’t real or doesn’t have genuine power to affect the world.
whew… lotzes and lotzes of werds! needz to go wiggle some fedders nao. kluvuthxbai!
Peepl whoo sez “just a kat” or “just a bunneh” wen u lose a frend – dey needz to be hitted.
Just becuz dere bodie wuz small duznt meen dere hart wazn’t big. I kriys wif u.
Thank u all for yer kind werds and ur sympathies. Also empathies. I dids spend time today on teh couch wif mah Esme and wif mah bf, remembering Jethro and laffing and crying about all teh sweet and teh bitter parts of having a kitteh in ur life. I is in teh acceptance stage alreddy; I know that letting him go was teh bestest thing for him.
Here is link to some picshurs of Jethro.
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/Jethro
Sorry about Jethro! Lolcatburglar, you must feel as though your insides are being torn out! Kipling said “Beware, beware of giving your heart to a dog to tear!” applies to all our animal friends. I just think about losing my Benjamin and my heart tears. Probably Barty would have the same affect, even though he isn’t quite as close to me.
Even though Kipling sounds as though the last thing he would do is get another dog, Ithink he is just about to set himself up for another heart wrenching loss.
The love continues. Animals never separate from G-d the way people do, and return gently to the realm of the SPirit. It is why death doesn’t bother them the way it does us. Jethro is fine, nestling in the arms of the Creator.
What a lovely, lovely kitty! Full of grandeur and dignity! He looks as though he isn’t in discomfort in the last photo. Perhaps just a little, which he can ignore. He enjoyed his life to the end….you can be clad of that!
Deer LCB
I’ve got heer late, so I’m glad u are getting sum heeling for ur pain and some acceptance. Almost the first time I posted on this site was to tell about the loss of my Jester and everyone was so lovely and really helped me with it. (Lolspeak off, I can’t lolspeak and cry at the same time.) I loved the pictures of ur big boy, so handsome. I still miss Jezz, well its only a couple of months and Newsprint, (Printie) too – a day or two ago was thinking when I get the skills I want to do a montage of pix of her with the backing of “Ain’t No sunshine” coz that’s how I felt the two times she ran off and got lost for a while… now she’s gone physically but I agree with the others; love lasts forever and they’re always in our hearts. And the pain of loss is nothing to the riches of having them.
Hope this doesn’t make you feel worse rather than better …. perhaps I should have just
said {{{{{lolcatburglar}}}} xxx
wut a hansum kitteh! remembers me ob my tiger-kitteh, big brown tabby, think he died ob a kitteh-hart-attack. An my tora-kitteh, liddle brown tabby, just disappearded one night. it hurtz to lose yur sweet frend you love so much. somday teh happy remembries help teh hurt not hurt so much. {{{hugs}}}
that Jethro – what a byootiful boy! and so much personality shining from those pix!
jethro iz berry handsome! himz luks awl snuggli n warm. I naow how hardz it iz to lose a pet- yuz feel lik yur hert bein ripped owt. Cryin helpz- sos dus hot chocolate (oddly enuf….) been close to 50 meenz I gotz mani friendz waitn for me at da bridge- de wil meet yur Jethro n sniff nosez n do da kitteh headbuts den deh awl plai together-
Jethro can plai wif
Darius- mai fursti kitteh
Midnight- careful! himz 20 poundz ub luv
Outside Cat- himz berry smart manx kitteh (who did mak it in house)
Arthur- mai furst ornj beeg bundl ub lub
Alex- gascatz furst kitteh (called himz owlex)
Sambo- himz beeg snorgler
n ifnz Jethro dusnt mind da googies- Penny would luv two plai wif him (she wais mai furst googie n mai furst golden reteriver, neber fout I wud lub a goggie but I does)
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momcat n gascat
I am so very sorry for your loss.
LCB –
thank you for sharing Jethro with us. we all send you our love.
jethro iz veri lukki kitteh. furst hymns haves joo an naow getsta plai in teh meadow. joo is lukki tu. joo gots to snorgle him and naow joo has a invisble kitteh-hawk to b lookins aftre joo. iz has many invisible kitteh-hawks whoos b alwys spreadin dere wings ober mai current fambly of animules. luv n happy to joo frum us
LCB, Ai am SO sawry about ur loss of Jethro (I giggle cuz I always think, Uncle Jed! Uncle Jed! wen I heer that name….) but he wuz BOOTIFULL kitteh~ fur sure! Thank you for sharing his photos wif us.
I still cries ofer my Squit and Snert kittehs and dey gone to Rainbow Bridge >15 years ago.
My turtlols will out-live me, so I will wait for dem ober Rainbow Bridge, where Jethro waits for you. It was said earlier, that he will be there to make the way better for you when its your time.
God gives us animals to luf and does not let them live as long as us so we know what unconditional love is and what it is to lose it. Bee nawt too sad, he is in the Better Playze and you WILL see him again.
My heart cries with yours though. It gets better, though. Nawt right away, but it will.
Sending yu warm blankets and genntel pats, Lolcatburglar. Lucky Jethro tu hab such a mom, and lucky Lolcatburglar tu hab such a Jethro!
Mai yur greeving bee spiced with luving memriez. It duz gets better.
I lost mai dear buddie Furhead about 7 yeers ago, and sumtymes, I still gets that pain in mai hart frum missing her. But it iz not liek it wuz, so hot and piercing, de strangest pain I eber had.
fig newtons!
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scarletkitty’s comment iz akshulee under my comment way up neer the top. Altho, ai must admit, after all the teerz and hugzz (which it akshullee is nawt after), it does luk a bit stranj (an stranjlee verree funnee) fur sumwun suddenlee to say “fig newtons!”
Iz unexpected humor of the nesting comminz!
Oh, ai see – goes wid “fig mints”
Oh, ai see – goes wid “fig mints” Taut it was noo intrjeckshun or maild oath. Wud wurk! Ai gonna trai next taimsmtin go wrong,… All pappers fall on floor “Oh, Fig Newtons!”
yes, exakly! der fer a minit I culd nawt remember wat happened, eever! I iz laffin.
woah, that is way too deep for dis eerly in the mornin
eggspecially when I hab a hed cold.
I sound liek I in lolspeak all teh time.
slow snotty danse for Daisy (it’s all I got)
Shera, u haz been sik fur a couple days now. U iz werkin too hard! Make shur u gets lotsa rest an drinks teh hot tee wif hunny an lemming, K? Better yet, drinks teh hot toddy wif hunny an lemming. Puts u rite to sleeep.
*tucks Shera in wif floofy comfurter an hot toddy*
ai onct herd a grate treetmint fur wen u has a cold……..(iz cowboi meffod..)
“taek ur hat……puts it awn teh footypost at teh end ov teh bed……
getz bottulk ov whiskeis,……drinkies it untul u see TWO hatz
goes to sleep…….
den u will hav eeider got rid ov teh cold ….aor u jest wont care amimoar…”
duz u relly wanz to put lemming in t or toddy? How bout lemin stead?
No, lemmings gib moer boddee!
tanks 4 teh gud wishes. I werked the morning, then spended the afternoon in bed.
The tee helped, but no toddy type stuff (or lemmings, dey not fownd in MI)
I feel bedder soon I hope
I am going to remember Salleh’s remedy!
I hasn’t eben finished first cup o kawfee. Too earlee for da meta-fizzics. I go sit in CCC
Ow! Is too erlee on a Caturday moarnin fur fillossofee, much less mettafizzix. I goes bak to bed nao. Kthxbye. ZZZZzzzz
I finks dis ting too.
Mai cheezfrends moar importunt becaws reelee beingz siklee an not aybul too see uther reel life frends and famblee mutch or too reely dans an drink martoonies or runz at velkro wall or luk at teh YNG. (wair iz YNG BTW?)
Ai iz moar teh reel stoopy hooman heer wiv cheezfrends than in reel lyfe beecaws I cn bee sloe an stoopy heer an nowun noetisses!
Awlso I haz reel kitteh boi hoo iz allwais halpin me.
I suspeck teh term wood b “Children”?
We speek an bhave an bleeve as we wunt.
Teh “Be Nice” rule…furst dai of kindeegartin all ober.
Teh majik 2 nomnomnom an neva gane wate.
Folks carin 4 us wen we splort (=’get a boo-boo’), tahs 4 childs.
Singin awf kee, an dancin onlee slitely betta tahn seezurin, an Nobuddy sez Nuthin.
Peeps in mai houze hollerin “Iz tyme 4 bed” an me whinin “Butt I don wanna! I’m vizitin wif teh Cheezfrenz!”
Laffin at stuff an laffin an laffin til u almoss pee yursef? Taht’s chilelike!
Makin teh Big Deelz about birfdaes – das 4 kids, 2.
Sharin funneh websietz, tellin joeks, makin up pomes, kare-peeps tellin us 2 “Gro up an rite like adullz do”….yup, kiddees.
Wahl, ok, so I cannut fit teh Nawty Barn in2 tihs feory. Purrhaps we can has childrens wif “if I new tehn wut i no naow” ablolitees?
I propoze “LOLKIDZ” 4 teh A 2 ur Q.
Kitteh Kiddees!
Mebbees we donut wont to let goe ob teh innosens ob chylhood, Bfore we fownd owt nawt ebbereewun is nys. Ai wud rarder tink ebbereewun IS nys an sumtyms be let daon, tahn tink ebbereewun not so nys an shut mysef off form ebber fyndin teh nys wuns.
Ai will be forebber a KittehKiddee!
ai’m wiff u awn dat Ambercat……
tiz bedder to trust…..an be hurteded awn okkashun…….dan nevver to trust at awl…….
ai noes peepulz lik diz……wat a mizerabul wai to hav to liv…….
Amen to dat, Salleh!
mebe we iz kiddiz- I naow mai fambli sez I neber growed up. Sumtimz I furgetz Iz ‘posed to be adult. I lubz crawlin on da floor wif mai preskoolerz bein a mousie, I dancz in da PE wif mai 2nd grade boi, I tapit tap danc down da hall wif anofer boi (himz dared me!). I getz strangey luks frum da uder teachaz- butz I almos neber hab a problem wif da “problem kidz”.
Den I am jus “me” da wun whoz in da church choir n at a quiet moment satted down “crunch” ina empty kleenex box (eber seez a choir tryn to beez quiet whilz crackn up?)
n how mani peepz duz u no dat can knoc ober a hole ticket gate at da basketball gamz…
diz site lik meez phunni, goofi, serious, n itz has a heart az beeeeg az da hole wurld!
{{{{{ awl cheesefriends!}}}}}
momcat
I gives you wins! And beeeg tastee cheezburger!
Evry kitteh servant knows when kitteh knocks something over and breaks it, their response is a cool, calm, “So what?” (Not like over-emotional dog, who akshually looks sad and kontrite!)
But that’s because kittehs know we forgives them everything, and ask only for their continued love.
martha stewart kitty sez “philodendrons belong in dentist’s offices and office cubicles – is that the effect you wish to create in your home? here – we’ll just get rid of this and start over. how about a lovely cattleya ?”
Ai prefurrs teh denrobiums, purrsonally, but u rite, stend, dat philodendron mayks teh statement onlee propreeut fur teh cube spayse.
wowz. dis commentz be deepz
iz noawt filodendrum…..iz pothos, ….variagteded pothos…..
ai frew showin oaf noaw…..
No pot aneemore. Jus Hos.
Doan nobuddeh b rippin on teh pothos. Iz teh onwee fing I can gro insydes.
Mah gween fumb, let me nawt sho u it.
Yay Curly Cat,
u nawt b second, I iz Woold you lyke to dans?
Oh, yes, tanks! Do yoo no how too doo teh Grapevine?
Teh Grapevine? I heered about that… somewhere.
*singing*
Ooooh, bet ur wondrin’ how I knowed
About ur plant that u just growed
In some plastic pot from teh doller store.
Between teh 2 of us things
I think u luvved it moar.
I taked it by surprize I must say
When I spilled it yesterday.
Don’t u knows that…
I killed ur stoopy grapevine
Now ur lovings will be all mine.
Oh, I killed ur stoopy grapevine,
And I does not wanna hear u whine.
elebenty gazillion burgers an a emmy!
*splort* 2 erly for teh coffee out nose funnay. i laff anyway.
Jeenyus! LCB, u iz teh brillyant! Elebenty gazillion cheezburgers, a emmy, an a grammy!
TWO grammies…..!!!!!!!!!!!!
datz OUR LBC……
Ur sawngwriting! Iz ‘mazing! U shud bee in Nashyvill oar New Yawk! Alert der meediya!
rites bedder sawngs dan Al Yank…. Ynkov… Dat silly ‘Eat It!’ sawng rytter gai!
LOL!! dat wuz gud, LCB!!
an all cheezfrens are behin u
singin bakground like the Pips
Ooooh! For long long time now I’ve been wantin to have some Pips to sing and dance behind me.
Has u seed teh commercials, for GEICO, I thinks, whare they has reel peepls tellin’ bout their sperience wif a sellebrity to halp them out? A noo one has teh Pips as teh sellebrity.
Ai finds ur emo cin chaynj fast rownd heer! Ai waz jus habbin a crai wif LCB n nao aiz laffin frum LCB’s song!! Laffin iz teh bes medisin fur holes in teh hart!!
Ai seen teh ad, 2. Its b teh beree funnee!!
Is teh Aynshunt Greek fillosofee ob “Catharsis”; taeking yu form wun end ob teh raynj ob emoshuns to teh odder – form cryin wit sad to cryin wit laffter
Mah good fren sez: “U cannot spell ‘catharsis’ wifout ‘cat’”.
LCB u r mazing!
I still awl snifffffley an nao u maed me laff an laff!
U got so mush funneh in u, dat u juss can’t hold it in!
Mebee u need to change ur naem to
mazinglolcatburglar?
Can I seknd that emoshun?
LCB, joo rawk!
simply lolroflmao
Fur enebuddee hoo duzn’t an wantz to joyne in – heer iz basik Grapevine.
Side step, Step across in front of the support foot,
Side step, Step behind the support foot,
Repeat the sequence…
Bubbashoomin and DtCC (an enewun else fur shur!!), lion up beside mee – an away wee go!
*step, step across, step, step behind* (Yoo can go a long way lukkin gud wif ths wun!)
WhooooOOOOoooo HooooOOOOOooo!
*joins lyne*
wooo hoooo!!!!!!!
Joins lyne and does a boxstep
Joynin in teh lyne dansin!
*step, step across, step, step behind*
*joyns teh lyn*
Feelz lyk ai ats a weddin!!
WhooooOOOOoooo HooooOOOOOooo!
OOps!!
*slydes in rong drecshun*
*jumps in lyn*
*goes low fur teh Growcho version ov teh Grapevine*
Feelz lyk ai ats aerobik class
*luks round fur robiks instructor*
Wheeeeeee!
I stanz in line. Eben grapevine dans need rootz.
Mummah, teh plant JUMPD off teh sill! An it neerly hitted me, luk!
Baaaad Goggie!
Well…helz belz itz 5:30 ina mornin! Whatchuwantfrumme! CWAUFFEEEE!!!!
GACK! Hooever gets up at 5:30 on a Catuday has mai condol–condull–simpafees.
sucidal plants … a growing problem n awr werld.
just 14 cents a day cin stawp dis….
Dis plant didn’t almoss jump.
Plz, doan almoss gib.
Hao, I still have twouble wit the twist
Nice too step mebe
Wasn’t me
Ai sayve u frum teh triffid! (rip shred tear)
Y u iz mad?
Dat coot insent fais hiding norty kitteh insied. How u kan resist dat fais?
not me!!! fais is far too kyoot!!!
“… and den, well you seen taht movie bout dem triffids yeah? well it laak dat an it attacked me so I fought back and slayed dem beastie and … well I saved teh world so you CAN’T be mad at me!”
kitteh – thot i saw triffidplant twitch, u must attack it agin. make sure itz dead this time ok?
… and it prolly infekted whole backyard – so rip em all up and kills them till dead!
Oh my god! O_O It’s not talking like a lolcat!
Sum beeg kittehs did it an ran awai!
DANGER! DANGER! I think this is the perfect opportunity to reflect on the dangers of having live plants in a house where cats live! Some of them are poison, and your kitty could munch on the leaves and DIE!!! The plant could fall from a shelf or table and land on the kitty causing serious INJURY!!!
The best policy would be to replace all your live plants or flowers with PLASTIC. These look exactly the same, are easy to maintain, and are no danger to your beloved pets.
unless of course they choke, trying to chew a plastic leaf…
ok, mebbe no plastic eethr! cud we trai teh “silk” flowers? tehy luk evr SO reel!
I hads a kitteh long time ago that nommed on even silk flours. So only plants I growed was on leftovers in teh back of teh fridj.
ooooh scinse projeks…….ai hav had moar dan a few ov doze !!!
mi howsekeepin skillz………noawt so grate akshually
just cleaned a bunch out last night
ah but teh truu tezt….did u hav to keep a baseybawl bat by ur fridgermaratur dor ????
Salleh ai laff so hard ai starts koffin mah hed owf!!
las tiem i tried to clean out ma frigemmatator, half the contents demanded that i call the un for peeskeeprs to protect thems rights!
dis whai i uses teh “happy-ware” sos when da stuffs on da inside gets too rowdy from bein in da back ob da fridge i can jus send the whole thing to the trash and nebber eben open it to hear da complanin!
Okay, no flowrs or plance. Nuffin in teh howse smallr than a bredbox, then – maybee – kittehs will b saffe.
even silk could cause an intestinal blockage.
but please go ahead, I need the money
(I would neber wish a kitty sik jus cause business slo).
Wish lilfe waz liek teh interwebs an u cud be mah vet.
Teh kittehs noes. Go akk-akk-akk aftur sniffin teh ded leeves fawlin off teh poinsetta.
(Yes, iz tru – im committin poinsettacide.)
Growz catnippies, an grasses……
I bought sum kitteh grass cuz Mitts lubs to nom nom nom on teh stoopy nutgrass owtsyde. Beeg surprize – she wuddn’t touch teh kitteh grass. It didn’t eben cum ina bocks. She prolly wudda liked teh bocks.
Ai cen eezily say dat I ai melteded awai. Ai probubbly wud furgiff kitteh ebryzing!
kitteh has a herb!
Twasn’t Meeee…
Twas won pawd kitteh
lol!
somthin was growing in teh litterbox, but don worry i took it out.
U c, dere waz dis ninja…
Ohhhh dose darn ninjas! Always sneekin about in dere black footie pj’s causin no gud!
Aerated now.
I wuz taken awl de bugs out uf de plant
Ya dunnot haz ta thank me!.
10x funny because it’s true.
You only ASSUME I leave plants alone… you know what they say ’bout assume….
Iz rememmebur a tyme when 1 of mi kittehz deecided to JUMP 2 a hangin plant I had. When she landeded, deh pot went SWINGING! Deh luk ob TERROR on her sweet face maed meh laff so hard…..
Iz qwicklee stopped de swing & got her down & gave her lotz of snorglez.
SHEE nebber tride 2 jump on deh hangee plant agin, but I can still see her face when she waz swinging der (dis waz sum 20 yearz ago)….
MMai Bardee onlee jump on deh windowsill wid deh cactuses once!
He waz mad ad me ad teh taime an trying to get away an jump on dat winnowsill. He luk at mee laik ai juz put de pointees der to maek him madder.
i’ll see your pointy enz and raise you a cacti….
I remember wun tiem mai Printie decided to walk along a shelf ov plants –
nonshalent flic of der back paw and… no more plants, wun after teh otter!
Anna lublee krash eech!
OMGoodness hahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh hai, momma. Ur plant fainted, an I was doin CPR on it. Yeh, dass rite. . .y u not bleeve meh?
You is cute bebbeh I dun’t know about the innocent part though.
This kitteh luks lyke mah yogeh kitteh when he were little. Destroying plantz is yogeh kitteh’s hobby. He luvs to sit inside teh pots after diggingz and uprooting the plantz.
Dont luk at the mess; LUK AT TEH KYOOT!!
*lolz* It hadda B sedz.
Ai tink it needs to go awn an updayted bingLOL card….
transplawnt ai halps u
Okai, Iz kan esplayn…u ebber see Lil Shop uf Horrurz?
FEED ME!! FEED ME SEAMORE!! NOW! I’M HUNGRY!!!!
Bwave lil kitteh saveded uz allz frum evel alian plawnt. Shud be tanking hers not angrwy bout mess.
Tsk tsk. Jus look wut sumbuddee didded 2 ur flowrz! U gotz a big messy 2 kleen up nao.
Gardner Kitteh sez:
“dis plant….. eet were too beeg fur dis pawt…. U haz nuther wun eet bee happeh-er in?”
“Ai’m jes sayin…..”
U lukkin ad me laik der bee sum prablum heer! Whad? Whad? WHAD???!
Luke see whut da goggie jus deed? Ai culled 991!
Grabbittee maydz t3h
Flowwurr Pawt fawll down. I arz
innosent… Reelee!
I waz juss sniffeeng
t3h prittee leefee feeng.
It fawll down…. Go BOOM!
Prittee leeffee feeng
still luukz wundurrfull andz smellz
deelytefullee sweet
Liddill Kitteh crankz
upz herz Kewtness Fakkturr 2
ellebbentee nyne
Jack.
It r kwite simpel. Stripeh behbeh kitteh wiv floofeh tail n o noes who mee? face on. Splort imminent. Peeps wiv bukkit to cleans up don wurriz it r too lates … flubber…wubber….shplortz. Tsk kitteh, teh norti, maykz meh heds dirbbels owt meh eers.
“Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe… they’re so perky, I love that.”
Put on wrong contest, s’posed to be in white haired mouse, but tanks for the cheeseburger
I’m not good at proper lolspeak, so I apologize for writing in plain hooman form.
My husband and I have many kittehs, and have lost several over the last few years. I completely understand the pain of losing such a friend and sympathize with the other folks who have lost their kittehs. My thoughts and prayers are with you, and know that they are still in our hearts, and we will see them again.
As we have no real children, our cats are our kits. Last August, we found out our Jonesy has cancer. We starting giving him medication, and thought we would lose him. But, he is still doing very well (5 months later), but in the meantime, we lost Harriet to congestive heart failure. A big surprise.
I am so grateful to all of you who post pictures of such cute cats that my head and heart go splortz, and for the wonderful posts that you make — it helps me to realize that there are people who understand what pets can mean to you.
Thank you – all of you, especially those of you with CCCs and the bridge and all.
Oh pouncy, taht was so sweet. An sorree about yur Harriet.
But yoo know, yoo can speek heer enetime yoo wantz – duzn’t hav to bee in lolspeak. Iz no problem at awl.
An yes – it iz nice to bee heer wif so menee hoo know wut ar fuzzee floffee frenz REELLEE ar.
Green tum… ai no has one.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Yes, cuz kitteh has no aposabul tums…..if deh did, I’d ask mai kitteh to mayk kawfee for me in mornin.
Doo yoo reelee think he wud? Yoo know, mebbee he wud. Ai think mai Barney wud, if hee cud.
im not allowed any wer neer coffay.it maks me crzi. i had coffay 4 dayz ago
an i hazn sleepd since den.
coffay z gud.soz sugr an BLOOD. I DRINK PUPIZ BLOOD!!!yaz i can typ wit mi noz
kitteh sez: it wuz teh GOGGIE. GOGGIE. wut? we no haz goggie? oh. i can haz lawyer den?
but philodendrons are poisonous to cats! =((((
but momma, i was playing in the backyard and a ice-sickle fell off the garage and borked your plant and my glasses!
Ded yooze seaz that??!! It trie to KILL mee!!!
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