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Pore kitteh, no sope
Den ware r teh bubblez cumin from?
Happey nawt second, Bubbashoomin!
Wat kind ov danse wud u liek? Do we need to bring our rubber dukkies?
Yes please, wubber duckies dansing to house of bamboo by scots
OOh! I has a rubber duckie!
wuddun u juss noe it.
Ai haz TWO rubber dukkies – and ai bring tehm to teh danse.
Alas, ai donut know House of Bamboo by scots – so mai dukkiez will just bob about fur yoo in teh sink, if taht’s ok.
*bob bob bob bob bonktogedder bobble wobble bob bob bob*
Ahem… Scots is Southern Culture On The Skids.
Gude traler park surf moosic.
Sorrie I no ’splane before.
USUALLEE, sumwun knoes, so yoo dont has to ’splane. An sumtiems – tehy is elsewhere!
Traler park surf moosic??????? ai don’t think ai herd ov taht either! LOLZ! ai meen – iz taht reelee sumthing? Oar did yoo just maek taht up?
Ya, you betcha. mean bubba bofe VA born and bread.
traler park serf moosic is how the scots descwibe demselfs.
Tehy fru me in teh warteh!
I drinkin as fass as I can,
butts I missed a liddle.
Liek wadder off a kitteh’z bak.
kitteh thinx is hot tub
wherez the towel boy?
And teh niptoonie?
Then teh gushi fud?
Wat kindofa spa is dis?
I wan mah monies bak!
Will aksept cheezburgers fur teh monies.
Hai! cud we hab a pool boy at de nawty barn ??
Ah ment Towel Boy.
shur we can has towl boy at nawty barn. just long as himz bringin towl nawt warin towl…
We shud hav bofe! en a cabana boi 2 fix martoonies. so dats yung nekkid gy doin teh irnin, pool boi 2 cleen teh pool en hot tub, towel boi 2 bring teh towelz, en cabana boi fixing martoonies…4 yung guyz in teh nawty barn fr owr enjoimint!
no fare, whut about us guise? gurlz get awl the fun?
Mean Bubba be males, I tink
the moar the marier ai sez!
maybee the “gurlz next door” are available.
u callz them and tellz them to bring the hot choklit and warm towels.
im sure they wud rather be wif cheezfrends than that ol Hugh Hefner.
Bubbas hoomin – yoo ar a male, then??? Yoo see, we offen just playne dont know. Can’t tell frum nayme – too menee named fur the kittehs. Liek Mr. Worf. Is mail? Ai think so – but nawt shur. We awl thot woodchuck wuz a guy – til we found awt she wuznt!!
Akshullee – we skeered poor dear Teho (whar IS he, eneway!! Ai’m reelee starting to miss him a lot!) teh furst time we went there. Do yoo know it? Ai wil trai to bring it heer. Ai think teh Yung Nekkid Guy came latur. But he just duz the irining and serves the martoonies.
BRB
This is where it started.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/cpr-cat-leaps-into-action/
An of corse yoo ar invited to awl parttes there as well.
Teh pool boy dat Stend has been teasin me abowt is lukkin fur werk. Hubby wondered why we needed a pool boy when all we gots is a puddle in teh backyard when it rains, so I hadda let hims go (teh pool boy, nawt teh Hubby.)
Ai’m shur glad yoo splayned taht!!! Poor Hubby, ai thot! LOLZ
Kitteh wif drinkin prollem?
Lohan’s cat
caught on film by poper..paper… pikture-takers
inquirin’ minz wanno know
Sumpin’ ain’t rite wit dat boy’s hay-yid.
yep
Doan wurry.
Onwee teh dark poynts r porus. I nawt gettin dem wets.
Plz doan call teh vet tech.
Plz doan do dis.
U wuddn’t liek her iffs u inturr…inturup…bover her arobiks class.
Too layt! Teh siren awlreddy going off.
Whoooop, whooooop, whoooop
Alert! Alert!
Kitteh abyoos bai waterbording!
Uh oh. Teh vet tech is taking off her leg warmers…..
stend – plug ur eers. i meens, hides ur eyses. i fink sumbuddy bowt 2 said da k-wurd…..
I can haz towl?
towl boi oar towl gurrrl breeng tu yu
aww=] that kitteh’s a cutie.
Taek me 2 teh rivur
Put me in teh watur . . . ?
washin me down!
Talkee Hedz FTW!!!!
an annie lennox too !!!
But teh Rev. Al Green firstest.
an to fink ai been doin it rong awl dese yeerz….
grate sink BTW…..ai nevver seed wun lik dat……is bery nise…..
Furst fyn yur haos, TEHN start chewsin teh fittings!
ai agrease awn da seenque wen ai notees…knowti…sawed dis awn maybee bote paiges. it r frum nother cuntrees owtsyde uhmerika???
http://www.mybath.biz/catalog/ST-708090.jpg
is similar sink, but clear. It comes in all sorts of colors, though.
aaaakkkkk ai LOV taht !!!!
an ai likz teh cleer tooo !!!!
It cums wif sumwon to cleen it too, rite?
Thankgudness teh pipes r nawt cleer!
Eggsaktlee whut ai wuz thinking. liek salleh, ai luv it – but it wud hav to cum wif teh yung nekkid guy hoo wud cleen it! Everee teenytinee spek ov dust wud sho – oh mai!
dat nip mahkes meh so firstee…
These nuts r makin meh thirsty.
wad u mean this not fountain of youth?
Orbveeyuslee nawt Fowntin uv Smrt, eever!
Wen u comin home cat I don no wen
But I’ll need a towel then
Whoops. Rong wun. Sorree.
weel hab a gud time thennnnnn….
yeah….weel hab a gud time thennn….
She saz I getz baff wen da stink r full. I r swalloin as fast az I can!
An’ teh Katz in teh fowntan, an’ teh silver fawset.
Liddle Siamese in teh Lolrus bukkit.
Wen u comin home cat I don no wen
But I’ll need a towel then
U alwais need to no where ur towel is.
Yes, alwais remember: Towel, Tea, and Babel Fish.
Towelee: “wanna git hi?”
Whut u meen, iz nawt a bideh?
Kitteh, u gots to put ur nawty bits in teh bideh.
and not on display
in the brawd lite of day.
wut’s that u say?
it’s ur own lil way
of sayin touchee
kuz i dared to sachey
awl rownd teh foyer
without pants yestaday?
ftw!
yeah Pittypat!
momcat
pittypat, did u rites dat?? full ob awsum.
hay thx ibk. hoo u thinks rote it, meow angeloo?
*moppin green tee wif lemming off da monitur*
An iz tiem 4 pingwin awn teleebizhun set 2 a-splode.
ObSKUR Python ref FTW!
Hee hee heeeee! It seemd tah fit der.
noawt so obskur fur uz Pythun fanatikz…….an noaw ai’ll put a bukkit awn mi hed….
(sumbawdi sed mattress)
gweat now iz got too stand in da tee chewst !
oh gawd…i LOVES taht sketch!
“And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon England’s Mountain Green…”
This Is so funny because me and my mom both fell down to the ground. Just oh my god thats funny
teh back pawses stikkin up in dah airs is killen me. so kyoot!!
Tain’t no life like de Spa Life!
Warta cunforms to kitteh standerds.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Minds mei ov kitteh we had win iz wuz lettel. Her liked HOT waturs and wuld sneek in baftub ifs u no luk or tri tu get in sink wif dishiz!
der iz sum uver kytchen seenq dan wuth ditchez??? New pad nawt hav ditchwatsher (
korse u kin has seenq wifot dishiz! Dat wher kittehs git wached waile hoomans git pointy bits n skinz!
i seez dis wun b4 w “wad u meen is not rum?” *lol*
♬
They’re tryin to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
Yes I been black, but when I come back,
You wont know, know, know
♬
NO I NAWT!!!!
I KITTEH AN KITTEHS KIN DO NO RONG!!!
SO plz to be f’n awf rite nao!!!
dis sactly whut i fawt wen ai reedz teh capshun! only excepshun bein ifn dey assident…axi…by mistake get owies.
*dis lyk mai bafrum in mornins with 3 kittehs*
we be dun soon den u can brush us befor u get reddy for werk
Do dey git wet in teh sink, tew?
we hab two sinks in MB. dey are furstees – drink n curl-up in wyl we dress. dey lyk to be brushed wen in sink, too. mai hubbee uz lektrick raizur wen dey thair. verry konsiderit.
Swimmin pool…yer ALSO doin it wrong.
Kitteh coodz sitz awn
slikk syde ubz fowntenn andz habz
a refresheeng dreenk
Watturr feengee iz
awllmoast 2 farz 2 reech. It’z
tyme 2 innovayte!
Kitteh strrrrettchez owt….
And slippz insyde t3h slikk boal.
Lawtza watturr now!
Jack.
I don reely kare if U flush
But U kare wut I dun 2 ur toofbrush!
menapawz kitteh hasn hotflash n tryin 2 cool down eny wai possibel
tehy sais drinks lots ob waddur butt mai longtung iz rong shaep.
Kittehz……..dey nevver failz to amazes me……..whodda thunk u’d evver, evver find a kitteh, comfy as u pleeze, layin awn hiz bak, in a sink full o watter, bak feetsies ina aar….drinkin frum teh faucet……
trooly amazin…….
hims daddee was a c-ottur.
he offen pozzessd mistereeus dezyres to git whet and eet clams. ‘duz dis fawset tast like clamms?”
Ahm in ur sink
fuxxing ur stereotypes!
butt nawt soakin mah pads… dis time…
Drain Plug Kitteh
prevents drainage
Foto deffnitly snapt In Soviet Russia…
In Soviet Russia, fountain drinks…you…?