New!! monorail kitteh now
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All aboards! *shuffling of feets*
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bilt fore cumfort, nawt speed!
More floofin for da luvin…
( cue sir mix a lot’s “baby got back” here )
( 36-24-36? only if she’s 5′2″
Komcratulayshuns, Ambercat, awn yur nawt sekund.
Mebbe a redishun ob “Fat kitteh in teh baftub wif teh bloos” fur yor danse?
Ai wus tinking mebbee Mika’s “Beeg gurls, tehy R bootiful”?
O, kai! Heer wee goes…….
*sings*
Beeg gurls, tehy r beeyooteefullllllll….
*duz nawt no rest ob wurds, but maeks up fore it wiv imfusiastik wayving ob arms an hed*
taht werks for me!
little feat ref. FTW!!!
Due to considerably larger capacity (caused by considerably larger size) Monorail kitteh requires a considerably larger consumption of fuel. Also has a louder engine purr.
paks more baggaj, too
Don’t expect warp speed out of this moon shuttle.
I’m reminded of teh episode of ‘Friends’ where they’re looking at pitchers of Monica when she was a teenager & VERY FLOOFY. Monica says she looks so heavy because the camera adds 10 pounds. I think it was Chandler who asked how many cameras were taking her pitcher?
Monorail kitteh obviously has SEVERAL cameras pointed at it.
monorail kitteh has floofhang ober.
OH MY GOD!!
HOW MANY CATS ARE IN THIS PICTURE!!!
Still..quite cute!
AFAIK, one.
wun cat, mani mani fanci feests!
Monorail cat waits for the track to be completed since as with all government projects the new monorail cat expansion is behind schedule… Monorail cat reaches for another cheezeburger…
And another…
and a milkshake..
adn da dublez chilee CHEEZE friesez…
an a nanner splitz fer dizzert
anna dubble lawttee 2 keeps hims awayke fur teh monorayle run aftur awl dat eetin.
(sings) two triple cheez side order o’fries/two triple cheez side order o’fries!/two triple cheez side order o’fries!!!!!
SmegEd…….hay, dat be a sawng bi an ole fren ov mine…..Bill Kirchen……waz wun ov teh furst musiccly videeeos……havvent thot ov taht fur yeeerz……
videeo haz teh dansin frenchy frize…….
hay Ambercat…..how bout a dansein frenchy frieze danse…
*hole ur hanz an armz reel tite by ur sid….now hoppyz up an dwon.*
*hoppy hed leenin leff*
*hoppy hed leenin rtie*
an datz awl der iz too it….
*salleh goes oawf lukin at teh howse possiblz, hoppin an leenin…..*
WooooOOOOooooHooooOOOOOooooo!!!!
Salleh, Ai’s been luking owt for yu: Ai knoe yu lyks teh QI awn teh BBC; yu can nao has BBC iPlayer, awn teh BBC website ( http://www.bbc.co.uk) an see wots bin orn teh beeb tihs week, inclooding teh furst seerees ob QI!!
Fore tohse taht hasnt com acrawss it; its a pretendy-kwiz-typ showe but rilly just plain wit werds an yuseless informayshun, “chayred” by Staphen fry. Ai tink a lot ob peeps heer wud lyk it.
Awlso luk owt fore enneefink brordcast at 6.30pm (brit time) awn a Fryday awn BBC Radio 4, an Just A Minute an ovver commiddee stuff awn BBC Radio 7, bofe avayluble awnlyn oar as podcasts.
Tihs is teh Beebeesee, Werdsurface! Tum te tum te tum, Tralalaa!
Ambercat: fank yu foar bbc link! i onlyne lisseneer uv mai newz adn had bin tooning inn tu laws angels stayshun ai hab awlwaiz lyked but sum uv the hosts blow a bit tu hardz foar mai taystes at tymes. Cumpleetely foargaut hau mush i lub BBC! Fank yu aggen.
yur welcom! Ai gru oop awn Raydeeoh 4 an go bak to it, lyk an oeld frend. An teh Werld Surfiss is purrfekt wen yu carnt sleep!
witch iz awphunz foar mee. fanx yu
An a DIET coke.
this is turning into an elizabeth taylor joke
(wheezes) “buy my white diamonds”
dis kitteh is wut i calls “voluptuous”
She ar a bery pritty kitteh, eben wiff awl that eckstra floofage!
My girth, let me show you it.
Teh middel age spred, I has it
Teh Girth it HAS me!
Dat kitteh eeted da udder monorail kitteh…
I nawt fat, I floofy and got da big bonez
Ai all waze laks to see da beeeg kittehs, meks mii fil knot so bed aboot mai swit fattish kittehs, not kwite so beegish . . . Sew mush 2 loving!
I likes teh round bebehz, too.
I fink its cuz wen teh kittehz get reely old, they get thin – or at least mine did. So, I assoshiate roundness wif youf an vitality. I hab been luckee to neber had a kitteh dat waz oberly round, so fur meh, round iz gud.
Dis kitteh luks oberly round frum dis pikshur. Looks like a snorgle magnet to meh.
Speshully da belleh. Breng mi da floofy belleh!
Da onlee prob…prawb…ishue wif da plus-siz kittehs is dey hawg da bed! Poosh dere hoomins rite to da edj!
but my skineee kitteh duz dat!
bedder inne dors an phat
den owda dors an phlat
teh nu “Diabeetus” raynj ob passenjer transports
Tokens redeemable 4 insulin injexuns.
She was a big-boned gal from Southern Alberta, you just could not call her small !!
anyone get REF?
the song “big boned gal”. ai haz a live cd wit it on it. very appropriate for da pic
kd lang kitteh ha lots of floof because Canadian kittihs need extra furz.
I walkin’… wonder why I no go anywhere?
New Monorail kitteh holdz mor pazzengurs & iz warmer 2 (all dat floof!!) 4 pazzengers in kold klimatez.
Gud! Send nooo model to Mane ryt aways! It’s teh freezing up heer!
no 4 teh bad noos, can only go two feet an hour– if not sleeping.
Colossal Calico…I iz one…
See Colossal Calico on teh noo seeson ov
Calico Fit Club.
Gennelmuns prefurrs teh fulll-figurred kittehs, an ai’s 2 furr wun!
balance! i haz it! No tips me over plz, or i claws u, k?
U tips this ober its gonna stay ober…HALP! I can no get up!!
Insyd ebberree fat kitteh is a thin kitteh, nomming awl teh cheezburgers!
maybe seberal thin kittehs insyde
Hims needz bloo stikur with “Kittehs Insaid” on it.
NOW WIT FREE COFFEEH EVRY 20 MINUHTS.
luks lyk free dubble moka laattay wif wipped creem
needs to go on diets.
http://www.wannasmile.com
rite after Ai has this cheezburgeranfrys…
kitteh has hypothyroid problem?
Noo yeers rezolooshun?
Wat noo yeers rezolooshun?
next yeer
I frot noo yeers waz juss fur one dai.
Teh hole yeer?
Oh cum on, dats kwazy tawk.
hoo says itz for teh hole yeer?
Igree wit Romeow, 1 dai iz juss enuff
iz nawt jus foar the minute the hyommies kissez us adn eech uver adn sez happee newz yeer???
Is this the “wide body” model?
Wen dis kitteh layz arown teh howse, dis kitteh layz AROWN teh howse!
New Ayrbus A380 kitteh. Karryz moar peepls than any1, iz 3 yrs behynd skeduyl an waaay ovr budget, but wurf it………………
Kittehbus,kittybus,kittybuss…www.kittybuss.kom… I lykes teh wai teh sound ub that rollz off teh tung…that teh name ub my new site for teh FAT CATS! I gonna makes teh site ub jus piktures wif capshuns ub teh fattest kettehs ina wurld…put em on my magical dyet…hav before ana affer piktures. I be richandfamus soon. (Teh OCD it has me! I can’t sto! teh names jus keeep cummin! Sumbudy HALP!)
U Go Girl!
Keep teh funneh train rollin!
supa fat kitteh…adorable, tho.
Monorail Kitteh – the answer to (British) Netwurk rail’s trubbles. It goes soooo slow that thay can build the track while its moovin’
Until it snows. Or is windy. Or it rains. Or the sun comes out. then it stops all together!
Owr cr*p rayl surfiss; let me showe yu it!
i’ve bin wurkin on de railroad
awl de live long dayyyyy
i’ve bin wurkin on de railroad
jist to pass de time away
Yeah! A song frum kittenhood!
Kitteh won’t u blo
Kitteh won’t u blo
Kitteh won’t u blo ur horn
so glad im not only wun ‘member dis song!
No complainings! At least in Ingerland, dere ARE passenger trains. That actually show up within 5 hours uv dere arrival time.
oar wen sun gose down…
I shall call heem Commadore Floofington teh third.
wide bodied modul….
Ai haz beeg caliko kitteh (or beeg caliko kitteh haz mi), but NAWT THEIS BEEG!
Hur shore iz beeyouteful. Can has? Ai put hur on dayit. Wurked 4 mi beeg caliko kitteh. Hurz mucho thinnar nao. Helthy, 2.
Monorail kitteh. Now wif junk in trunk.
Or floof in teh caboose.
I lieks big butts an I cannot lie…
iz veeenus de miLOLcat, septn foar armz
This must be the new Monorail Cat model A-380
Monorail Cat:
Now with moar legroom.
is geting peenuts this ryd?
Is coot….