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Cheezburger Network Blog
Can’t see me can ya!?
ohai ‘lissa : )
wanna dew a danse ov da nite?
we’ll use awr night vision goggles an swrill around where nobodi cin c us : )
Okie dokie!
Jus as lawng as we doant bumpz into eech over!
Unless we doin teh bump!!!
Iz tehre a danse going awn heer? Ai can sorta heer sum mewsik – an ai feel puffs ov air – as tho sumwun were swrilling around in heer.
Congratz, Melissa – where ever yoo ar!
oh heer Janet r some special goggles. den yoo cin c us an danse tew : )
I have no frigging idea what you just said.
jojje – to wich wun scuez mee. To which of us do you refer? We can translate for you if you like/
zooba zooba zooba
ur eeyz gib u awai
security and camo awl n wun!
I’m shure goggie feelz very secure!
Is ok, he’s mai goggie. He’s cool
heez mai brutha frum anutha mutha.
papa wuz a rollin stoan
wereber hims layd hims hat
tehre wuz bruthas frum anutha mutha
*fasepaw*
kawaii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps*
Sorree iz taken…hmmm whut sumbody gonna do wiz dat name?????
http://www.glomps.com
Nuff already! Today MizFitz gonna be a spi an fin out who doin dis sacraligus ax gainst us cheezpeeps!! I goin undercubbers naow…snorrr
Doan eben go der! Dey gutz dat won to. http://www.snorgle.com
Me, an mai, shaaaaaaaaadooooow!
big wun is aylyenn and littl wun is thang that poops out ofduh chessd!
ahhhhhhh!
lol dis be da happi-feel-good g-ratid vershun of alien.. fun foar hole fambly!!
http://www.happylolday.com
“Alien: The Cuddly Years”
or is kitteh-who-must-not-be-named poppin out of perfessergoggie-quirrell.
“give me the stone”
We kallz owr naybor’s kitteh Voldemort cause he’s pewer eeevil. Maibe kitteh in this pikcher wantz teh Filosiph – Fisolofus – errm Sorserers Cheezburgr
are dose yoor flees or myne?
*snerk*
sorree iz taken…www.snerk.com.
oh NOOOOOOEEESSS. Nawt our own deer “snerk!”
Obviously a spy affiliated with the earlier black kitteh spy; again, a more profeshional espi…expian….um, intelligence agent, as can be seen by his (or her) ingenious method of camoflage, AND, recruitment of foriegn agent to become double agent. Must be with KIA: Kitteh Intelligence Agency.
Ai can has bofe?
ai fot he wuz frum KAOS
momcat
Hello, Cheef?
Kud also be from SPECTRE.
Okai…. so: iz kitteh kurrld up in front of goggie? Datz whut ai say, but, teh heevens seez differntly….. ( Happeh Birfday tu de yungesht heeven! himz 8 w00t w00t!!)
Looks like kitteh is snuggled up close against goggie. Dat looks berry comfturbuls and warm.
happi birffday tew da yongest heathen!
Fanks, Dustbunny – dats whut ai thought, tu!
*blows razburries @ heevens*
See? Mama’z allus rite! *giggle*
Fanks, Princess Mu! Hunter-birfday-boi sez ‘Thank you!’ too!
happy burfday to small heathen!!!
*hands over cupcake with candle for blowing out*
Happee birfday, yungest heeven!! 8 wuz wun ov mai favoriet ajes. Hope yoo enjoyz yurs as much as ai enjoyed mine!
Happeh Birfdai, yungest heaven!
I maeded u a caek
but I eated it.
Sowy.
Oh noessssss! Romeow maeks the bestest caeks EBBER! (Maybee wai it got eated?)
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY youngest heathen. Happy Birthday circle danse.
circle left
circle right
twirl twirl
spin spin
oops all fall down but had fun dansing.
Fanks, ebberywun!!
{{{{{mimzoid, JCH4K, Romeow, Patticlan}}}}}
Hunter sez, ‘Tell ebberyone I said Thank you for the messages, okay Mommy? That’s very very very nice of them to make me cupcakes and cakes and to have dancing! Since it’s on the internet, it’s okay, Romeow, that you ated the cake – I hope it was really good!! Happy New Year, everyone!!’ (Patticlan, he also hoped that you didn’t really fall down! LOL!)
Taht’s wun polite, wellbrought up kitten!
More Happee Briffday wishes! Anna twirl!
ha ha! furst I foht “hurro? sumwuns collarblind here, green and blak is no kamooflash!” and den I sawz teh kitteh aiz! LOL
Same here! Excellent camouflage!
see, eet wurks!
“siamese twin? no, I’m not siamese – why do you ask?”
This just in:
“Catdog – when cloning goes wild”
inside every goggie there is a kitteh just waiting to get out
cloaking device ENGAGE!
Why does the Enterprise suddenly look like a large dog hiding a small cat? (not trying to pick a fight with Mr. Scott!)
mr scott only gets provokd with Klingonz whoo pik a fite wehn tehy say sumfin lik “teh Entrepirse is</B a garbij skow”. he’z a bit senzitive abowt dat.
i forgoted witch epysoad itz in.
hailing frekwencees klosed kthnx
oopsie didn’t do the /B and /I, did I?
nope, shure didn’t
good thing I’m not in charge of teh kloaking deevise…
iz ok…u can bees in charge of teh cloking room. Tips is in cheezburgerz!
Flartus – all ai can say is , , ,LOLZ an continuing gigglolz!
Troubles wit Tribbles!
“Aye didn’t mean the Enterprise was hauling garbage. Aye meant dat it shood be hauled away AS garbage”
Also wuz in Troubles adn Tribulations (DS9 episode)
Ohh ohh ohh! many good quotes from dat episode!
“Aren’t yoo wearing da wrong color?”
“In dis century ingineering wore red, command wore gold . . .”
“Adn women wore less!”
“Aye imagine yoo boys at temporal inbestigations are always on time.”
“But aye cant wait to get back to DS9 adn see da look on yoor face wen yoo find out aye neber existed!”
And ub course . . .
“What Klingons?” Dey look around at old trek klingons.
“They are kingons.” “What happened Worf?”
“We do not discuss it wit outsides.”
facepaw-ob korse, truble wif tribbles!
MR SCOTT! WARE DID YOU PUT DOSE TRIBBLES?!
Why cap’n i ,gibbed to teh Klinguns -ware dey”ll be no trible atall.
(lessee if eye got teh BOLD n ITALIKS rite dis tyme)
How du u du teh Bold ‘n’ Italiks pleez?
let mee see if ai remembers – ai never doo it becuz I’m nawt verree secure. . .
bold
italic
OK. usingin the pointee ended things above the comman and teh period.
bold Just don’t leave any spaces between the ppointee end and the B. Don’t furgit to do the backslash B to close it!!! An offen dun mistake! I put in the spaces so yoo can see it.
Do the same for italics, but use an I .
ARRRGH. I thought it wud nawt werk if you put in the spaces!!
OK – using this (all togther)
type in wurd you want bold.
then .
Again – same for italics but with I. Trai it – shud werk!
No, can’t do it.
Just keep gettingB?
Never mind, ai enjoyed teh Star Trek interluud.
B<
Howdahekk di that happen?
I has put all teh instructins on mai blawg fur easy refrense. See ICHC commint tips. I will updayt and add moar this weekend. Put any sugjestins in teh commints, an Ill tri to inclood tehm.
Ur Refrense Lolbrarian at werk.
Menny thanks, D Marie.
OT, i went ot ur blawg wun nite last week to see if there wer enny pics of teh beauteous Esme, an somehow ended up spending teh nite reeding about teh Phelps insted. I missed teh BBC documentary coz I thot it wud just make me angry 4 no reeson, but I’ m glad I red this. If they’re getting lots of exposure we need to now teh trooth. An for wot it’s werth, I’ve worked with Adult surviors of abuse an teh bois storees ring so true. I’m so sawreee about ur bro’s goggie, 2.
Evryboddy els, hope i din’t bring a blak cloud wif dis commint, juz wanted to thank D Marie.
annyluvsprintie – ai’m so glad yoo got it. Sorree ai wazn’t moar halp. Just can’t get those things far enuf apart, apparentlee! Next tiem ai trai maybee verticallee? wud werk?
Easier – just send tehm to D Marie!!
That Phelps guy and his peepl ar sheer evil. WHAT on ERTH can tehy bee thinking?
“for heavens sake Commander, I’m a doctor, not an historian!”
Somebudy ask fur Klingonz?
dat wus in da trubel wif tribbbblles
I can has burdur cawlie?
coLOLie?
CooLOLies is teh kewl.
Mah goggie r haf cooloolie, I tinks. She furry smrt an eezy to trane. Cept wen dare b dux or geeses arownd.
Mai brudder gots border colollie fur howse wid tree kittehs.
Wuz verry interestin fur furst week…
KWIK ! Call teh CCC !
ah am awn volintear dooty tdai.
*weels in CCC*
how mai ah serve yew tdai?
heer is sum nyce choklits (yew lyke swiss)
oh an sum nyce sawft blankie.
need a ride tew d head splort recovery ward, dd?
ah be happi tail tew take yew der.
*floofs up weel chair cushions*
scuze, pleeze. wat’s du ccc?
nevah miiiiinnnnnddddd. i foundz de anser on anoder comment. kthx
is sumbuddy werking on a comments FAQ?
Ai think D Marie iz. Ummm – what duz FAQ meen?
Frequently Asked Questions
thank yoo, patticlan. Nao I KNOW D Marie iz (werking awn it)
I is, on mai blog.
*raises hand an waves frantically*
D MARIE IZ!!!! (ALSO WAVES FRANTICALLEE)
Yay! I feels maur informed in the lolworld now, 10-q very much!
Papa, can u see meh?
Papa can u find meh in teh nite?
oh mi gawsh!!! rare simpsons ref!!!! nelson singing tew his lawst favvur!!!
eben rarer ref – iz da barbara!
streisand, of course. dis in yentil, no? (been long times since i seeded it)
Ai think yoo ar bof rite. Barbra furst – Simpsons iz take-off.
Awwww lets me pets the cute goggie….ROWR!
WTH!
Teh 2008 Border Coolollie comes wif teh bilded-in sekurity sistim. Iz moshun sensory wif bio-rekignishun capabilitees.
Onlee wun liddle prollum–is eezy to disarm wif cheezburgers.
now u c me, now u dont
dis wat ai lub abowt Caturdai – ebreewon frenz!
cat-mouflage, surely?
a rare chameliktteh
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
BFF!!!
LEEV BRITNEY ALOAN!!
NEVER!
Mobile Soot Goggie.
I haz it.
Roggee has kitteh toomor
Iz nawta toomah!
Say hello to my leetle fren.
Hewminz andz Doggeh
no knoez Iz heer until Iz
letz dem knoez Iz heer
Kitteh allwayz knoed
Doggeh iz gud 4 summ feeng
beesydez Nap pillo
Kitteh iz pleezed wiff
Rawmyoolun Kloakeeng Deevice.
Wurkz well awn t3h cheep
Jack.
It took me forever to see that kitteh!
What’s with all the repeats today?
USAFGirl – sorree – ai doo nawt no what yoo meen. where ar the repeets???
dis comment a reepeet.
not wunt too heer no moar.
kthxbai.
Ai dunt either, but . . .ai didnt see ene repeetz. so ?????
Alien-kitteh ated doggiez inshide ! Teh horor !
Kuato Kitteh.
Yay! Total Recall ref
Eet eez Mech-goggie wiff pielot kitteh, like in dem annie-mays
Quaid…start the reactor….
zOMG! dere is kitteh growin outta dat goggie
Kamoflashe. I has it.
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Kamoflashe. Let me showz u it.
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Clows my eyz n ther u go, invizbl.
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Invizbl kitteh – forgot 2 clowz his eys.
Ours is strange and wonderful relationship. Dog is strange and I am wonderful.
Spoken like a troo kitteh.
Kitteh Manitou
Akording to instrukshuns Advantage drops no werk on Kitteh infestashuns.
o hai can you tell me what kind of dog he is? I HAVE THE EXACT SAME DOG, and i’ve been wondering for YEARS what he’s made of. KAITHNXSBAI.
i think its a sheepdog, but this is coming from somone with as much expertice in breeds as… the average person i guess, but im pretty sure its a sheep dog, or a border collie. or just a mutt
Waow ai cant tel whur teh goggie ends an teh kitteh beigns!
SO CUTE!!!
^.^
OMGS, who took the pic?
man, where does the dog end and the cat begin!?
o man O.o weres body?!