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de guilt on de feetz; let me show u it.
teh feetz sais gilt, butt teh i’z sais “I is nawt dun yets!!”
yyeeeesssssh ….ifn u luk up ina rite han cornur…..ser be evvidunse ov preeviuses walkies froo teh painty plate…..in sevverul differmint culurz…..eeder dat oar der ar a few odder kitnz also walkies froo teh paint plates…..
whoo hoo derz a thot…..3, 4, oar 5 kitnz walkiesing froo awl teh differmint culurz.
*faintz*
teh feetz sais gilt, but teh fez sais innesents
happee nawt secconds btw!
Iz nawt gilt, jus plaen yelo. Shud get goldflaek 4 tru gilt artwerk.
CCC iz heer!! Sowee, ai’b noes feelin guds, so ai b latez wif teh CCC!
*passes out CHRG(wdoi) n*
HOONNKK, splutter, coff, coff
*odder splort portikshun*
Dis b sinus infekshun, but heer’s sum Lysol to spray meh wif!
so lawng as its nawt teh Norwalk virus (Winter vomiting bug) - peeps droppin lyk flys wit taht in Teenytiny Ingerlan - Ai tinkd tehy is jus tryin to avoyd goin bak to werk awn Mundai!
Nots to wurree Ambercat. Ai fank full ai no haz Norwalk vyris or anyfing else dat cawses wat ai ates to come owt fast n fyuryus!!
Eeeeeewwwwww!!!
oh Hai MM !!!
awwwww, u lukz lik u needz teh CCC moar dan mostes ov uz…..u shood hav a nise lie dwon and heerz sum nise hoawt choklit……an a sawfties blankies, an yer bery oawn bokz ov teh tisshues…..
der…..*patz MM awn teh han* u shood takez toadiz oawf….jest lies dwon, an enjoy teh cyute kitn an yer frenz chatterin…….
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ smooooo }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Fank joo Salleh! Das iz wat ai iz doo inn! Ai gots today owf frum werk n ai wants to gets sum sleep!
i hleps you, salleh so MM adn kittehvet adn teh overs can feel betturz.
gib her soam spisy fuud two cleer uup teh hed partz.
sum cayenne in yore tee?
no? well, hab some chikn soop wif some nicey spiceys.
i gots a cold today. I fink I will wrap myslef in warm blankies and drink tee.
Oh yeah, I gots to go to work. Those kitties doan fix themselfes. I guess I gotta settle for just the tee.
Fank you foar teh CCC. I needz the CHRG(wdoi) cauze Im bout to splort frum teh kewtness.
SO PRECIOUS! splort! oops, mh brainz
all over teh computer screen
i’ve ben splorted on by a bloo-braynd hewwmon
shure it wadn’t a Smurf?
la la luh la la la
la la la la la…
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
Dere’s a drinkin game mai hubby tells me about dat’s related to teh Smurfs, bery popular when he wuz yunger. Sumfin about drinkin ebery time Papa Smurf’s name iz said.
u taeks a smurf ob yer alcololic brevage ebertiem tehy sais smurf! waz teh funns on Caturday mornin in uniberzidee wen hungded ober srsly frum teh flyday afore. or weneber. “Lets get smurfin Papa Smurf” = 2 smurfs ob yer alcololic brevage.
Lookit awl teh prettie patterns.
Ai does art, speshullee for yoo!
cat-like paynting detekted!
kasplort!!!!
Joo should know better!!
CCC (wearing a mask so I doan spread germies)
*Scoop, pat, taep*
Choklit and blankie
fanks. ah shood kno bettur, but sumtymes da cute just catches mii off gaurd : )
Mai kitteh has jus dun tihs! But wit teh muddee feets an awn me, mai deks, teh fernichur an awl thru teh haos! Agin!
An, for an oncor, she is nao nokin ebbereeting orf teh deks. Hao I lubs mai kitteh!
HIA Ambercat……ai hadda kitteh hoo did dat awn a regulur basus……kept towulz ina dresser in teh baffrum, awl declarateded wiff nise fingz awn top …..Loco wood jump up an nok wun fing to teh groun,……
lukz at it az it fawlz……hmmmm…..den ….pushseses anodder wun off, waches it fawl…..pushesses anodder wun off….an so awn an so 4th til teh top wuz empti…
ai suspekz he likeded to sees tehm hitz teh grownd……
an den kan strreeeeccchhhhh oawt, now it dussnit havv dose annoyin peepul fingz awn it…….
Hai, salleh - jus thinkin ai haddnt seez yew todai - an heer yew is!
Mai kitteh Jumble, hoo been ded a long tyme nao, wunst went walkin throo the sticki paynt they puts on teh tops of teh wallz to stops teh vanduls climmin ober.
Dunno if it stopps teh vanduls, but dint stop teh Jumble!
Tehn he commed hoam an walkeded all ober ebberyting
Teh karpit
Teh rugg
Teh cusshions
Teh kittchen floar
… itty bitty red pawprints ebberywhere
We catched him and kleens his feets (an teh karpit, teh floar, teh furnichoor, teh ruggs), but teh dye in teh payns stayned his feets.
He was big chunky whyte boi wf teh jumbly blak patches - an teh itty bitty gurlie pinkie feets! Taked a looong tymes to wear off!!!
Lol, kitteh wif twinkletoes
Ai lurv pinkie pawpads!!
*sings*
pinkie pawpads, pinkie pawpads
Manfred’s got sum pinkie pawpds!
mi mi kitteh doez dat two! himz lie on da tabl nex two da ‘puter. nex fing u noe- tailz curld round pencil ur somfin. Himz luk awl sleepi n flic, flic da tail n pencil go bong! on da flor! den himz peer ober da edge n luk berry surprized! lik how dat happen!
momcat
Dis remine me ov wen I libbed wiff mai mama and daddy… mama had a kitteh dat daddy cald “UDam” … short fur “U damn cat!” cuz she wuz awlwais into ebryfing.
Well, wun moarning, our power went owt, but my mama wanted to taek a baff. So she lyted a canndel an leff the baffroom doar open to hab as mutch lyte as possabel. Kyoorius liddle UDam camed into baffroom to chek fings owt. I fownd out later, her walkeded between the canndel and a bottle of loshun … neckst fing I heer is “OH MY GOD THE CAT’S ON FIRE!!!!!!” An my mama cald me to chek the kitteh, sinse mama was still in the baff! I had to run tew my parrent’s bedruum an see if she wuz still burneeng. Wuz reely funnee wen we calmded down an knew she wuz ok.
UDam had liddle crispee furs on wun side ov her bellee, but wuz unharmded.
wen he wuz a teeneh kitteh, mah bigfootie got kyooryus bowt a candul wuns - wuns! - wyle it wuz burnin, he traid to stikked his liddul nosie intoo teh candul holdur to sniff it…ob korse he sinjed wun ob his wiskurs. forshunatlee he noed ryte away wut he did, so he retrak…retrackt…pooled his hed bak afore enny moar wiskurs cud catch n he wuz not herted. to dis day, he has wun wiskur taht is berry obveeuslee shortur den teh resst.
I had a kitteh do sumfin similar wif teh advent wreef whun I was liddle. George batted at teh candul an knocked it ober. He neber maid a sownd, but whun we heerd teh noise an went to sea wut he wuz doing he wuz sittin der shakin hiz liddle paw. Had a phunny luk on hiz face tu like “why dat hurted?” He dint reely bern himselve tho.
Owr big ole goggie yused to ly rite up aginst teh bars ob teh gas fyr - his ruff was awlwais awl crispee awn wun syd! But he wuz old man tehn an prolly felt the coeld moer. Smellt lyk irning, but witowt teh yung nekkid gy
Ai am awnlee popping in fur a minit, for ai haz 2 tiems moar to do tahn there ar hourz in the day - but - Ambercat - what yoo just sayed.
Where - in awl ov this werld and the menee universes taht surround us - wud yoo EVER get to say “Smellt lyk irning, but witouwt teh yung nekkid by” an evereewun just nods in agreeminz!!
“gy” no nekkid “by” *sigh*
Noo type ov pome 1 syllable
4 syllablez
1 syllable
Maybee “haiku- the short vershun”
teh o-hai?
janet, teh reelee funnee fing is, awl yoo hadda say wuz “nekkid.” we gotz awl teh ress ob it, eeben if yoo misspelded sum fing.
n ai agree, where in awl ob dis werld CUD yoo say wut ambercat said n ebbry wun noes wut she’s tawkin bowt?
yep FINK OB IT !!!!!! AWL OBBER TEH WHIRLD !!!!!!
awl teh cheezfrenz nodding an laffin
aint it grand ???????
Dat’s wai ai lurves joo gyes!
mai Puck duz dat wif mai pill boddlez all da tiem.
I lubs him…but….arghhhh
Does Puck eber run awai? I has to ask, because I wanna noe how peepl look at you when you call hims nayme. We hadda renayme our Puck to Cobweb because peepl were looking funny at teh ladee with the baby in teh stroller wandering around calling “Puck, here kitteh, kitteh, Puck! ober an ober.
Aye wuz nebberhud xsentric 4 a wile - wokd arown blok shakkin bag of crunchifud 2 kawl teh kitteh. If ur kitteh caem wehn kawld Cobweb ur in luk. Kawlin Puck tho - haz me beet.
I lubs seein carz wif leetle pawy prints awl obe dem! Gud 4 meh- nawt so grate 4 ownenerz.
Our kittehs did that ‘caisonally on our cars — itz not so badz, ektually, it even lendz a bit of hwhimzy to the morning kommu… comuu… travl to wrk.
heh heh…ai am for ebber finedin littul kitteh footie prints awn mah kar n tehy awl ways mayke me gigglol. ai no has a garaj so awl teh nayburhood kittehs wok awl obber my kar.
Mai parents kittehs did taht too. Wen teh enjin is stil warm teh hood jus a beeg vershun of teh peetza bokses.
Hmmm. Komfeeeee.
i yam teh “ghost-paynter” 4 Jaxon Pollek…
he nebber kredited me for hiz werk,
so eye am back 4 revenge!
( by remaking all his paintings, in hallmark friendly colors !!! I will topple the greeting card and poster industries !!! MWAHAHAHAHA !!! )
( you know, I always suspected pollack flung paint soaked kittens at some of those paintings, like a cat themed process art yves klein )
FLUNG TEH KITTIES!!!!!????
tHINk of teh kitties, thiNk of teh Canvas!! Great Scott-how cold he dew taht!
tahts jest rong.
Awr mebbe he got the idea 4 teh spatter paintings after indignant kittehs skratched hims.
“k, you fling us, wee show u a nu mediyum to werk in - Joor blud!”
Why Cats Paint:
http://www.freddie-street.com/guide/wcpaint.shtml
There appears to be other cute stuff on this site, but the Cats Guide to Poetry 2 is not funny.
Copy cat in training…going to wurk for Kinkos when hims gros up.
ZOMG! Is dat BLUD on teh floor dere? Kitteh, it musta been Kernel Mustard in teh liberry wif teh led pipe.
Eeder dat or sumbuddy’s hed splorted wen teh kitteh walked in teh room.
CHRGs all roun. CCC will be here shortly wif teh chonklit an blankees.
An a danse macabre fur pb hoo is nawt secund today!
danse macabre is gud. me (who am nooo here) thot of bloo man group. lotsa poundy poundy drums. lotsa splashy splashy paynt. lotsa jumpin and twirlin.
[jump]
[twirl]
welkum pb!
wellkum pb! ai lubs teh bloo man groop.
*pound pound SPLASH*
ain’t dey GRAND !!!!!!
heerz wun ov mi favvvorite sawngs by dem…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-ClvcHtK4