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de guilt on de feetz; let me show u it.
teh feetz sais gilt, butt teh i’z sais “I is nawt dun yets!!”
yyeeeesssssh ….ifn u luk up ina rite han cornur…..ser be evvidunse ov preeviuses walkies froo teh painty plate…..in sevverul differmint culurz…..eeder dat oar der ar a few odder kitnz also walkies froo teh paint plates…..
whoo hoo derz a thot…..3, 4, oar 5 kitnz walkiesing froo awl teh differmint culurz.
*faintz*
teh feetz sais gilt, but teh fez sais innesents
happee nawt secconds btw!
Iz nawt gilt, jus plaen yelo. Shud get goldflaek 4 tru gilt artwerk.
CCC iz heer!! Sowee, ai’b noes feelin guds, so ai b latez wif teh CCC!
*passes out CHRG(wdoi) n*
HOONNKK, splutter, coff, coff
*odder splort portikshun*
Dis b sinus infekshun, but heer’s sum Lysol to spray meh wif!
so lawng as its nawt teh Norwalk virus (Winter vomiting bug) – peeps droppin lyk flys wit taht in Teenytiny Ingerlan – Ai tinkd tehy is jus tryin to avoyd goin bak to werk awn Mundai!
Nots to wurree Ambercat. Ai fank full ai no haz Norwalk vyris or anyfing else dat cawses wat ai ates to come owt fast n fyuryus!!
Eeeeeewwwwww!!!
oh Hai MM !!!
awwwww, u lukz lik u needz teh CCC moar dan mostes ov uz…..u shood hav a nise lie dwon and heerz sum nise hoawt choklit……an a sawfties blankies, an yer bery oawn bokz ov teh tisshues…..
der…..*patz MM awn teh han* u shood takez toadiz oawf….jest lies dwon, an enjoy teh cyute kitn an yer frenz chatterin…….
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Fank joo Salleh! Das iz wat ai iz doo inn! Ai gots today owf frum werk n ai wants to gets sum sleep!
i hleps you, salleh so MM adn kittehvet adn teh overs can feel betturz.
gib her soam spisy fuud two cleer uup teh hed partz.
sum cayenne in yore tee?
no? well, hab some chikn soop wif some nicey spiceys.
i gots a cold today. I fink I will wrap myslef in warm blankies and drink tee.
Oh yeah, I gots to go to work. Those kitties doan fix themselfes. I guess I gotta settle for just the tee.
Fank you foar teh CCC. I needz the CHRG(wdoi) cauze Im bout to splort frum teh kewtness.
SO PRECIOUS! splort! oops, mh brainz
all over teh computer screen
i’ve ben splorted on by a bloo-braynd hewwmon
shure it wadn’t a Smurf?
la la luh la la la
la la la la la…
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
Dere’s a drinkin game mai hubby tells me about dat’s related to teh Smurfs, bery popular when he wuz yunger. Sumfin about drinkin ebery time Papa Smurf’s name iz said.
u taeks a smurf ob yer alcololic brevage ebertiem tehy sais smurf! waz teh funns on Caturday mornin in uniberzidee wen hungded ober srsly frum teh flyday afore. or weneber. “Lets get smurfin Papa Smurf” = 2 smurfs ob yer alcololic brevage.
Lookit awl teh prettie patterns.
Ai does art, speshullee for yoo!
cat-like paynting detekted!
kasplort!!!!
Joo should know better!!
CCC (wearing a mask so I doan spread germies)
*Scoop, pat, taep*
Choklit and blankie
fanks. ah shood kno bettur, but sumtymes da cute just catches mii off gaurd : )
Mai kitteh has jus dun tihs! But wit teh muddee feets an awn me, mai deks, teh fernichur an awl thru teh haos! Agin!
An, for an oncor, she is nao nokin ebbereeting orf teh deks. Hao I lubs mai kitteh!
HIA Ambercat……ai hadda kitteh hoo did dat awn a regulur basus……kept towulz ina dresser in teh baffrum, awl declarateded wiff nise fingz awn top …..Loco wood jump up an nok wun fing to teh groun,……
lukz at it az it fawlz……hmmmm…..den ….pushseses anodder wun off, waches it fawl…..pushesses anodder wun off….an so awn an so 4th til teh top wuz empti…
ai suspekz he likeded to sees tehm hitz teh grownd……
an den kan strreeeeccchhhhh oawt, now it dussnit havv dose annoyin peepul fingz awn it…….
Hai, salleh – jus thinkin ai haddnt seez yew todai – an heer yew is!
Mai kitteh Jumble, hoo been ded a long tyme nao, wunst went walkin throo the sticki paynt they puts on teh tops of teh wallz to stops teh vanduls climmin ober.
Dunno if it stopps teh vanduls, but dint stop teh Jumble!
Tehn he commed hoam an walkeded all ober ebberyting
Teh karpit
Teh rugg
Teh cusshions
Teh kittchen floar
… itty bitty red pawprints ebberywhere
We catched him and kleens his feets (an teh karpit, teh floar, teh furnichoor, teh ruggs), but teh dye in teh payns stayned his feets.
He was big chunky whyte boi wf teh jumbly blak patches – an teh itty bitty gurlie pinkie feets! Taked a looong tymes to wear off!!!
Lol, kitteh wif twinkletoes
Ai lurv pinkie pawpads!!
*sings*
pinkie pawpads, pinkie pawpads
Manfred’s got sum pinkie pawpds!
mi mi kitteh doez dat two! himz lie on da tabl nex two da ‘puter. nex fing u noe- tailz curld round pencil ur somfin. Himz luk awl sleepi n flic, flic da tail n pencil go bong! on da flor! den himz peer ober da edge n luk berry surprized! lik how dat happen!
momcat
Dis remine me ov wen I libbed wiff mai mama and daddy… mama had a kitteh dat daddy cald “UDam” … short fur “U damn cat!” cuz she wuz awlwais into ebryfing.
Well, wun moarning, our power went owt, but my mama wanted to taek a baff. So she lyted a canndel an leff the baffroom doar open to hab as mutch lyte as possabel. Kyoorius liddle UDam camed into baffroom to chek fings owt. I fownd out later, her walkeded between the canndel and a bottle of loshun … neckst fing I heer is “OH MY GOD THE CAT’S ON FIRE!!!!!!” An my mama cald me to chek the kitteh, sinse mama was still in the baff! I had to run tew my parrent’s bedruum an see if she wuz still burneeng. Wuz reely funnee wen we calmded down an knew she wuz ok.
UDam had liddle crispee furs on wun side ov her bellee, but wuz unharmded.
wen he wuz a teeneh kitteh, mah bigfootie got kyooryus bowt a candul wuns – wuns! – wyle it wuz burnin, he traid to stikked his liddul nosie intoo teh candul holdur to sniff it…ob korse he sinjed wun ob his wiskurs. forshunatlee he noed ryte away wut he did, so he retrak…retrackt…pooled his hed bak afore enny moar wiskurs cud catch n he wuz not herted. to dis day, he has wun wiskur taht is berry obveeuslee shortur den teh resst.
I had a kitteh do sumfin similar wif teh advent wreef whun I was liddle. George batted at teh candul an knocked it ober. He neber maid a sownd, but whun we heerd teh noise an went to sea wut he wuz doing he wuz sittin der shakin hiz liddle paw. Had a phunny luk on hiz face tu like “why dat hurted?” He dint reely bern himselve tho.
Owr big ole goggie yused to ly rite up aginst teh bars ob teh gas fyr – his ruff was awlwais awl crispee awn wun syd! But he wuz old man tehn an prolly felt the coeld moer. Smellt lyk irning, but witowt teh yung nekkid gy
Ai am awnlee popping in fur a minit, for ai haz 2 tiems moar to do tahn there ar hourz in the day – but – Ambercat – what yoo just sayed.
Where – in awl ov this werld and the menee universes taht surround us – wud yoo EVER get to say “Smellt lyk irning, but witouwt teh yung nekkid by” an evereewun just nods in agreeminz!!
“gy” no nekkid “by” *sigh*
Noo type ov pome 1 syllable
4 syllablez
1 syllable
Maybee “haiku- the short vershun”
teh o-hai?
janet, teh reelee funnee fing is, awl yoo hadda say wuz “nekkid.” we gotz awl teh ress ob it, eeben if yoo misspelded sum fing.
n ai agree, where in awl ob dis werld CUD yoo say wut ambercat said n ebbry wun noes wut she’s tawkin bowt?
yep FINK OB IT !!!!!! AWL OBBER TEH WHIRLD !!!!!!
awl teh cheezfrenz nodding an laffin
aint it grand ???????
Dat’s wai ai lurves joo gyes!
mai Puck duz dat wif mai pill boddlez all da tiem.
I lubs him…but….arghhhh
Does Puck eber run awai? I has to ask, because I wanna noe how peepl look at you when you call hims nayme. We hadda renayme our Puck to Cobweb because peepl were looking funny at teh ladee with the baby in teh stroller wandering around calling “Puck, here kitteh, kitteh, Puck! ober an ober.
Aye wuz nebberhud xsentric 4 a wile – wokd arown blok shakkin bag of crunchifud 2 kawl teh kitteh. If ur kitteh caem wehn kawld Cobweb ur in luk. Kawlin Puck tho – haz me beet.
I lubs seein carz wif leetle pawy prints awl obe dem! Gud 4 meh- nawt so grate 4 ownenerz.
Our kittehs did that ‘caisonally on our cars — itz not so badz, ektually, it even lendz a bit of hwhimzy to the morning kommu… comuu… travl to wrk.
heh heh…ai am for ebber finedin littul kitteh footie prints awn mah kar n tehy awl ways mayke me gigglol. ai no has a garaj so awl teh nayburhood kittehs wok awl obber my kar.
Mai parents kittehs did taht too. Wen teh enjin is stil warm teh hood jus a beeg vershun of teh peetza bokses.
Hmmm. Komfeeeee.
i yam teh “ghost-paynter” 4 Jaxon Pollek…
he nebber kredited me for hiz werk,
so eye am back 4 revenge!
( by remaking all his paintings, in hallmark friendly colors !!! I will topple the greeting card and poster industries !!! MWAHAHAHAHA !!! )
( you know, I always suspected pollack flung paint soaked kittens at some of those paintings, like a cat themed process art yves klein )
FLUNG TEH KITTIES!!!!!????
tHINk of teh kitties, thiNk of teh Canvas!! Great Scott-how cold he dew taht!
tahts jest rong.
Awr mebbe he got the idea 4 teh spatter paintings after indignant kittehs skratched hims.
“k, you fling us, wee show u a nu mediyum to werk in – Joor blud!”
Why Cats Paint:
http://www.freddie-street.com/guide/wcpaint.shtml
There appears to be other cute stuff on this site, but the Cats Guide to Poetry 2 is not funny.
Copy cat in training…going to wurk for Kinkos when hims gros up.
ZOMG! Is dat BLUD on teh floor dere? Kitteh, it musta been Kernel Mustard in teh liberry wif teh led pipe.
Eeder dat or sumbuddy’s hed splorted wen teh kitteh walked in teh room.
CHRGs all roun. CCC will be here shortly wif teh chonklit an blankees.
An a danse macabre fur pb hoo is nawt secund today!
danse macabre is gud. me (who am nooo here) thot of bloo man group. lotsa poundy poundy drums. lotsa splashy splashy paynt. lotsa jumpin and twirlin.
[jump]
[twirl]
welkum pb!
wellkum pb! ai lubs teh bloo man groop.
*pound pound SPLASH*
ain’t dey GRAND !!!!!!
heerz wun ov mi favvvorite sawngs by dem…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-ClvcHtK4
fank yoo salleh. wee can has seen BMG in Vegas, in Bawston, and ryte heer in Noo Hampsha. wee nebber get tyred ob teh shows.
habbent seed tehm awn stage yet…….iz awn mi “wantz to do list tho !!!”
yoo reelee shud poot it on ur must to do list, or ur bukkit list.
gud mawrnin evverywun ……..CCC iz heer …..hoawt choklit an blankies awl round…….
*passes oawt blankies an hoawt choklit*
*mop mop mop mop mop*
u guise can has maed as muches ov a messes as taht adornable behbeh kitn…..
’sitz OK…..dat kitn iz teh maajur kayuuuuuteeee, bound to be ’splortin awl ovver teh plaise todai wif dis liddle guy…….multipul ’sploshun pilez upz predikteded fur todai……….(bi me….)
ANIWUN NEEDZ A NEW *RGCH* ??????
Thanks Salleh, for CCC this one certainly needs it.
Cute Bebbeh kitteh ar 2 kyoot fur words
What ar RGCH?
iz a CHRG bakwerdz…….my dislexeea…let me showz u…..
lisdexia?
lexdislia
wayte.
deslixia?
I, fur the furst tyme, wuz reddy wiff my CHRG (wdoi)! I wull joyn pb an doctorcat in the danz, an I can halp wiff the CCC! Eben if I wuz reddy, can I still hab sum hawt choklit?
*mop mop*
*drinks sum hawt choklit*
*jump, twirl*
*splashy paint*
oh so bery shurely u kan zippycat…….iz a hoawt choklit kindz dai round heer… datz fur shure….
Salleh, Ai’m not scolding yu or enneefink BUT:
Yu’ve been plain awn ICHC for a cupple of hours tihs mornin – has yu been luking for sumwher to lib too? Yu noe yu carnt has a kitteh til yu has a playce ob yur oen….
AH Ambercat……whi u will be gald to noes taht ai am hard a werk luuking fur a plaice……ai goes bak an forth on teh interwebbies but ai bbein gud …..lukin hard……..
Gud Salleh! Yu can has a hawt choklit tehn *Whip Crak* bak to haos-huntin!
teh sownd ob teh “wipp crak” maykes me wanna hed fur teh nawty barn!
oh rly???????spykes_mom……….tell us moar !!!!!
er, um, lessee…
*think think think*
o ai amembur nao…to get teh nekkid guy bak to teh irining ob korse.
yU just stop awl taht pussy-footting around, now!!
Talented kitteh manages to get paint on feets AND in ear. Must be his blue period.
iz pitcatzo in himz blu period-
anibodi elz asidez mai parentcatz hab dis buk?
is kool two luk at…
http://www.books.google.com/books?id=h_AJ9zUoHQEC&dq=why+cats+paint&ots=utZaWKWYr_&sig=cJXswacA4C3UjL_gZddUXR5Rv90&hl=en&prev=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=why+cats+paint&btnG=Google+Search&sa=X&oi=print&ct=title&cad=one-book-with-thumbnail&pgis=1
hope dat wuks
I will have to get that one.
The ohter one that I love is “Why Paint Cats” I know some people will not approve, but it is a delightful book. (the cats are painted with non-toxic paint).
The artist makes a fortune!!!!
Don’t know how to make the links, but I just googled why paint cats and got it.
patticlan, dat buk da funneh!! butt i has 2 tells u sumfing: nawt reel. authors berry talinted artists an maked pics wif graffix. da wun gai also rited buk bowt burdie doodoo. like ref buk 4 finds owt whut burd doodooed on winsheeld…
berry funneh, yes. like fall down laffin funneh. *sigh* butt nawt reel…
mah fayvrit wun? da charliee chaplin kitteh. make me laff ever time! “fancy squirting bowtie” – - i cant breeeev!!! wuncet u knows nawt reel, den u duzzint wunners hao dey paint kitteh bum!
(mah kittehs no like toucheh dare.) (u can imajjins da dokter bizzit an temperchur takin.) (crouchin cat, mangled hand)
oopsie. I linked to another site wit this book above. Shooda read furhter on. My bad.
NEwan has any idea who dis amateer artust iz? I wud like two purchaz painteeng plz. Kthx.
Hmm… I fink I wood ravver purchaz teh kitn, fankoo. Tew kyoot!
Ur flor. Iz much purtyer nao.
I has been fraymed!
o, kitteh, dat cause ur wurk ob art. <3
Sry, mah heart iz not cute-kitteh proof.
Splosions!!1!
an notise ….ifn u will, teh liddle bak footieses…..teh teeny tiney behbeh toeses…..dey spred oawt soooo cyute….
Eeeeeeek!
Anders yella on de bak leg. Ai specks de humins geb de kittee bebbee a crafactibitee.
I’z expressin’ ma’ artistics expresshuns.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Artistik kittehbehbeh also can has worried expresshun on hims liddel fayce:
“Wot if tehy not appreshiate mah creativity? An I tries sooo hard!”
dis kitteh luckee himz iz cute. dat de onlee ting dat can save kitteh.
de fact dat he on a tyle flor heps 2.
I maded mai mark.
Yu no lykes?
eet ur hart owt pollock! ai gowt style!
alternate katshion:
Jaikson Pawlick
Heez mai inspireation
Kindiegarden kitteh is finger… uh… paw payntin.
Jus synes in teh corner an we takes dis tu teh “Catart Gallwree”. We makes manee monies an buyz cheezburgerz.
Wun for teh Brit Cheezpeeps: Enneewun wont to joyn me in singin teh moosik for teh Vishun-Awn Galleree?
Tum ti tumti tum ti TUM
Tum ti TUM
Tum ti tumpitee
(Yatatatataaaaa!)
Ai wud joyn yu, but ai has forgotin da tyune. Bit embraas.. emburss.. bad fur a mewsicsh… musish.. singerer, ai noes! But can haply do da harmunnys.
(psst: Is awn Yutoob – wot isnt!)
ohthx! hv jst lissnd and NAU i member. dum da dum da dum. wuz da vaibraphoan that remainded me.
Dum-de-dum-de-dum
Dumdee-do-dum
Dum-de-do-da-da-dum…
I steppded in WUT?!?
Mama kitteh – “Did u wash up after u played?”
Kitten kitteh – “Um….yeah mom…..”
noooo, u has not corted mee red-handeded!!! luk, onlee da blew and yelloe, sees? duz nawt cownt.
Oh hai, yoo almowst maded me JYUMP!!
Nawt kwyt dun wif mai byootumuficayshun ov flaw – yoo cum bak laytr??
kthxbai …
All gud komments wer takin. I just sit in my splortiness. Dis kitteh too kewt for own gud! I sits in CCC and sips hawt choklit wiff eberyone else.
OT….
iz sebben in teh nmoawnin heer, an ai am sittin in teh cawffee howse, iz rite awn teh watter……ob teh Carquinez Straits…..(jest about a milez dwon frum teh Napa Ribber.)…..an iz teh furst dai ov a 3 dai prdikteded storm…….an teh peepulz at teh talblez nexx to me sez…hay !!!! luk at teh watter…..
whoooo hooo….ai jest lukeded awt teh windurz……..OMG !! teh watter iz almosteses obber teh promanod alreddy !!! an der ar WAVVES ….(an me wiffoawt mi surfybord…) teh tide iz komin in an FASTY ……starin to splaches up awn teh promanod……
weffer reporty iz obber….noaw bak to ur regularrly skeduleded loling……
Iz cold heah in Kentucky, US. Wii had littel sno a fue dayze ago. Tempurratures waz reel cold nao sposed ta get warmer.
Noe wunder ebberbodee sick!
waves……sigh…..
zoundz lik a good plaze to wurk! Yay! tis teh new job place, rite?
rite !!! tehy havvent yet finishdded teh remodel, but ai offen do spen laowtz ovv teh dai heer…..nise peepulz……an iz suchess a nise plaise…..ai lov teh watter…..
we gitz a brake inz stormy rite noaw…..but supposeded to big a BIG systemz …..
an uz callyfununanz getz awlll.”wat’ll we do , wat’ll we do !!!????” wen it raynes…….”qwik !! sumbawdi sakrifise a birgin…….watteer cumin ouwt ob teh sky !!!” an den we getz in oar karz an goes ouawt an bumpies into eech odder….thusli maekin teh freeewaiz evven moar crowdeded…..loawtz ov fun……
izzint dat wat evverywun doz wen it raynes ???????
salleh – ai luvs yur descip.. . discrup. . .teh way yoo tellz about teh rayn in callfununania. Heer in Michigun, we do nawt get awl eggsited an start lukin fur birgins! There wudn’t bee ene left in teh hole stayte if we did taht everytiem taht water fell frum teh sky!
Iz jellous-
usta goes ober da carquinez straitz awl da tim ta vistiz mai grandkittehz in Rosemore.
Weiz ‘posed to getz ur storm on munday-
keepz me posted…
momcat
Mai kittehs nebber ack gilty. Dey doan caer if I see dem do fings dey nawt spose to do. (Probly cuz dey noes dey nebber be punnished. Spoyled kittehs!) Nebber unnerstud wen peeps say kittehs be sneekee.
Mebbe de soff futstebs.
u wanna teech teh soff futstebs to Esme? She sownds like a herd of elefants. How can sech a small kitteh make so much noise?!!!??!? New pasttime: chasing tail in bafftub at 2:00 am. This = herd of elefants wit echo chamber effect.
Stil kyoot tho.
Goggie diddit!
GMTA…wuz gonna say dis if nobuddy els did.
uv KORSE goggie diddit! alwyz blaym goggie. u evvr see a goggie wen hyoomin sez itz naym reel lowd? goggie putz tayl btween legz en maykz ‘o, i sorree’ fayse en slinkz owta teh room…goggie maykz good patsy!
Paynt? wat paynt?
oh…dat paynt!
Needz wet paynt sine—soez kittehs dohn walkz in it no maor
I really hope that is kitteh safe paint. Poor kitty might be likin toxics.
Luk laik figger paentz in paper plat. Ai tink painty dun on purrpoz as well as on kitteh.
but momma, i didn’t do this.
i was trying to be a very helpful kitteh and get the mess cleaned up before you came home from works.
BUSTID!!!!!
Nao dis iz a kitteh taht needz a baf. teh porosity ob teh skinz iz ob less konserns tahn teh pleh-osity ob teh paynt. prolly not tocksick (luks liek wuz putz owt for bebbeh hoomunz to plai wit) but taysts teh pleh an mayk hair-blarghs and poopees funnee kulurz for a wyle. stayn teh karpets, prolly. into teh baf wt yu, kitteh!
lyke dis?
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/04/i-poop-rainbows
sowwee…lemme try dat agin.
ai hope teh linkie postes ryte dis tyme. if nawt, jus go to teh serch enjin an type in “rainbows.”
icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/12/cute-pictures-rainbow-poop.jpg
eggzakitally.
Ai wuz at a stoar de odder dai, an dey sellz pikchurs dere. (is a art supplie an fraem stoar mossly)
Dey had pikchurs liek dis wun – painted bai sheltur kats to raize munnies fur da shelter/foster program.
was bootiful. Was going fur liek 200 dollars eech, an dey wuz almost all sold owt.
Wow!
Like Darrkwolff sais below:
Doan lukit teh mess…lukit teh art.
Lukit teh kyoot art.
Doan lukit teh messez…lukit teh kyoot.
berry, berry kyoot it iz! an i finks teh messez addz two teh kyoot!!!
kittehz + messez = ueberkyoot!!!
Mai 2 kittehs made teh painting for their Dad on his birfday. First i mixt teh non-toxic acrilic paynt with teh water and put in teh ice-cube tray and frozed teh bloo and red ise cubes. Then we put paper on teh floor and teh kittehs batted teh frozen paynt ise cubes all over teh paper and made colorz as teh ise melted. It was teh post modernest abstrack work.
I can’t post live urls here 4 sum reason but here is a pitcher of teh painting if u want 2 copy and payste:
http://www.ronniecat.com/graphics/painting.jpg
ronnie
waow! nycelee dun!
dat iz byootiful, ronnie! grate ideea 2 freez-en-bat teh paynt.
Berry byooutifull. Luks laik muddern art . Wudnt maind habbin on mai wahl.
lookz lyk abstrak representashun of wun of teh nawt sekund danze.
wow dats kool. I wunder iffen I can getz mai kittehs to do sumfin liek dat. Id hab to lace teh cubes wif catnip tho. Mai kittehs dunt liek ice.
That is a really really neat picture. I might have to try that (outside)
I will try dis escuse: If teh paint don fit, you mus akwit!! Werked fer OJ, once.
gud thing kitteh is so cute not in so muches trubble with so much cutesness
maibee nex kitteh pollok
Liddill Kitteh shoodz
stayz away frum paynt wenz himz
tryeeng 2 beez sneekee
Hoapfullee, paynt iz
watturr~baysed so cleen~upz willz
nawt beez a prawblumm
Kitteh iz lurneeng
2 luukz kewt andz innosent
wen cawtz red handed
Jack.
Dis artist kitteh makings teh mousterpiece!
ur floor. I paints it.
I knowed a kitteh dat did this! He walked acros teh porch dat wuz being paintd and leaved little green paw printses.
we had behbeh kitteh named mischiff. i putted nu tiles in baffrum, an DENN i painted walls. stoopeh meh. behbeh kitteh walkded fru paint pan on da toylit lid, den walkded awl obers flore. leff littel bitteh kitteh printses…
Stoopy hooman, whut u fink u git when put paints on floar? Floar blongs 2 kittehs!
ka-
SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!1!!!
That was hilarious
My kitteh walked on fresh cement and her little pawses are marked on teh floor forevur. It’s cute.