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Docter konsiders operasun to be a sukces!
congratumacashunses on nawt sekund!
has you a rekwest fur song adn danze?
Sebbenty six trombones? or Ezekyul Saw teh Weal?
teh moosic deturminez style of danz in tish case.
btw. Ezeekyul saw teh weal is teh ” _____bone connected to the____ bone”
sawng.
bud yoo haf tew fill in teh blansk.
wif a bone.
k thnx bai
Noo… 2 diffun songs! 2 Diffune meloddiees! Both inspaired by vishuns ub Ezekiel
Ezeikel saw deh weel,
deh weel way out inda middel ub de air
iz a wheel, in a wheel,
way out inda middel ub de air.
Oh deh big wheels run by faith
An de liddel wheels run by de graze ub god
iz a wheel, in a wheel, way oud inda middel ub de air.
And
De __bones connected to de ___ bone
De ___ bones conencted to de ___ bone
Dem bones and bones and DRAI bones
Dem bones and bones and DRAI bones
Dem bones and bones and DRAi bones
Dem bones gonna walk around
dem bones dem bones gonna Walk aroun
Furgod lain
“Now HEAR deh wurd ubdeh LORD!” wid bone song
oooooooh. i fot teh bone part wuz teh korus fer the otter won…
lern sumfin nyoo ebberyday!
fergots to say fanks.
kthnxbai
But bofe teh wheel inna wheel an teh vallee of teh drai bones is frum the book of Ezekiel in teh bibel. Dat prolly why u thot dey was in teh same song.
teh saints can come marching in wen iz dun wif mah nap
Jazz Kitteh catchin a nap before 2nite’s gig (don’t smoke no catnip first, y’hear?)
This is how Jazz Kitteh warms up instrument before purrrformance.
Dun blow teh wron szide!1!!
Now hear the work of the Lord.
hah- hasn’t fot of dat song in loooooooong tyme
ezeeeeeekyul saw de weeeeeeeel, way up in teh middle ob the air
Wail, Jazz Kitteh, wail!!!
Cool Cat
ai has a fren named jazzkitty. yu shud al go chek her awt on mai maispace page.
win da jazz kitteh’s testeefyin’!!
Jazz kitteh, taek mah blooz awai…
hrmph. mai kommint wint tu boddum uv payj. trai agin.
ahem…wehn da jazz kitteh’s testeefyin’!!
an naow ai iz viktum ov sneekee innertoobs deemunz wut maykez mai kommints be in weerd playses and den show up twiced! boo.
dis the smooth jazz soundz of kitteh sleeping
no jazz pawz now
Avant Garde moosishun esperimentin wif a new kind of mute…
mewt?
Wad artizzik kittehs! A yung artizz, singerzz, an nau a muzzishan.
adn menny menny fine danserz on bof saidz of cameruhz
I’m putting this on a birthday card for my music teacher. he’d love it.
duz dat meen it noaw wants nuttin moar dan tu go tu da Horse?
(the dark horse bar and grill is where all the trombones in my marching band go after practice)
(saxaphones are smarter, we go study catmulus.)
(if only)
Fat Cat Instrument Oil…somfin not rite here.
My musikal abillities – let me show yoo dem.
Best of awl, no opposable thumz rekwired!
I kan haz sebentee-five moar 4 da beeg pahraid?
ya beat me to it! he’s resting while waiting for the others to show up.
Hee hee
Also plz 2 haf a hunnerd n ten kohrnetz, ober a thowsund reedz, n fifee mawntud canunz in da batturee. Kthxbai.
trombone, kitteh, both b flat
GGRRROOOAAAANNNN!!
dat bad tu da bone moe!
momcat
fffft!!! FFFFTTTTTT!
*hearty guffaw!*
extra grate! fanks, moe!!!
Hey Moe! WoopWoopWoopWoopWoop! *Does Curly Shuffle*
FTW!!!
Caution when closing– if you don’t C-Sharp, kitteh will B-flat
an da hitz… dey keeps comin!
iz all gud, but hao i getz da coffees out ob my dose?
waz only A-minor joke
Do! (re mi ), teh scale ob tehse puns is instrumental to mai tuning in to tihs site!
We’ll be in big treble for dese puns.
naw–
I fink deez punz be berry bass
momcat
Yay Moe! Sointenly you be man with da gulden pun on dis one! I raiz my hawt choklit to you!
*taekz bow-wow*
fank oo.
BTW ai bee a gurl, nawt a boi, moe iz naem ub a boi-kitteh. jenda benda’z awn mai ajenda
ahhhh 10-q for clearing up u a not-boi
On eerlee telebishun shau der waz a guz who plaied trombone an had a teddy bear named Frankee ride on deh slaide. Ai wunner if diz kitteh duz deh same ting, ride back n fort hangin onto de slaide.
Whhheeeeeeeee! Hmm. Slyde trombone not as fun as I thot. How you make dis slide go faster?
Which wunz de gas pedal?!
dis beez noow inserment- is called a snoozambone….
plaiz beri quietli…..
momcat
Never laughed that hard
plees to taek tihs bomtroen owt ob mai happi playse
In fact, tayk it owtside. (Stoopy hyoomin maykin noyz in da howse.)
At leest it isnt a drum set…
at lees itz nawt a picamalo!
pleez two beez turnin soun down frum “ear splitin” to “ear piercing”!
momcat
Dat fort pozishun
Blues cat is on mission from God
LOL Blues Brothers ref FTW!!! (But eye don’t tihnk tehy had enny kittehs in jael…)
Nope, jus da jaelbirds!
“Lisa, teh blues ain’t supposed to make you feel good, it’s supposed 2 make other peez feel bad.”
(double cheezeburger 2 the correkt gesser!)
Bleeding Gums Murphy, the Simpsons.
i can has horne sew low?
Sew low wee cand heer u!
Hao abawt playin tenur? Az in, tenur twentee milz awai…
Oh I wantz to bee in dat rum-bah,
When da saintz go over dair…
Oh over dair!
Oh over dair!
(frum an old Simpsunz episode wid Homah singin’, whyle Leesa wails on da sax-o-mo-fooonnne)
why i can find no tips in heres? i wuz playin good.
Meebe teh kitteh IS teh tip.
nao, DIS iz furst clasz! but slied ovr an don trai 2 horn in on mee.
Foldz flat fur eazee storij? Not quite.
MAN, ICHC has been terrible lately. Where are all the good ones?
Answer: not on the front page. New judges needed???
Sounz laik SUMONE is crankee an needz a NAP!
yous humor brain partz must be missin.
hiz funnee bone gotz diskonnected.
it’s not disconnected, mary o’, he needs to go to Walgreen’s and purchase a new one
ooo ooo ooo i can haz extra to keep on hand fer kranky peeps who loses theirz?
wunder if deres a coupon in teh Sundae pepper in teh Walgrenes flyer pages?
i go look
kthnxbai
Hay guise. Along wif the CCC an teh CHRG(wdoi) etc, mebee we need to keep a suppl… suppli.. some funnee boneses aroun fer just tihs occass… occuss… kind of ting. I leeves it to teh group… whaddaya tink?
good idear. eye sekund dat nom innayshun, or emo shun oar whateber teh nex step is.
awl in flavor raze yore rite front and rite bak pawz …
or dew we discuss eat furst?
yeah, letz eat furst, den votes.
i’m all for shopping at the walgreen’s and keeping a supply of funny bones on the CCC.
one year ago i started a new job with a legal professional. after two months, i asked his wife to please take him to the walgreen’s and purchase him the largest size sense of humor they had. evidently a legal professional with a sense of humor is an oxymoron. so, we should keep both stocked on the CCC, just in case one or the other, or, heaven forbid, someone is missing both!
and, mr. thebrade, before you ask, i have a special dispensation from the Ceiling Cat to type like this because lolspeak typing interferes with my job.
well ai’m awf to walgreen’s to pickz up teh extry funnee bonez. duz ennee wun else need ennee fing? (wink, wink)
Funneh bonez on CCC is a grate ideer. Maybe anuthur opshun cood b “Scents of Hyoomer” in a arol…aersul…spray bottlol, an we cood sqirtz it at trolls an ober-teh-top caer peeps an such.
to Jennifffuurr- WIN! !!!
“Scents of Hyoomer” in spray Bottlol!!!!
lets stock up !!! wunder if tehy com in ginormous size at Kostco?
good iddeers, you guise hazem
I’d like sum ring dings to go wiff ma funnie bones…..oh wait…not da snackie funnie bones. Sorry, mai bad! *paws up*
Big bellie laffs at Scents of Humor!!!
scents of humor…
oh da laughter!
it be killin meh!
“Scents of Hyoomer”(c) saved frum teh werd theeves fur Jennifffuurr.
scents of humor needed Stat for thebrade
tee hee oh the laughter = eau de lafter
berry berry funnee
actually, jjtucker, you’re the most sane one here. If these are the people doing the voting, I can see why there has been trouble recently. Remember such classics as “8 Lifes Left” and “Skeptical Cat” — that’s what we need around here…
thanks for the kind words mr. thebrade, but my entire family thinks i belong on the 11th floor of the local hospital (and that’s not the maternity ward, either). i’m really just as bad as the rest of these folks!
You might put “ded skwirrel” into tag cloud, for something funnee. (Now that’s it’s far too late for you to see this. grr)
Cattica-cattica-cattica…
Wondur if kitteh hare come outta spit valve?
doan wanna think bout the spit valve
*ix* ur rite *ix*
thankx for teh lol
ai wuz tryin to fink ob a gud kommint bowt teh spit valv butt jus cuddint fink ob ennee fing. glad yoo did, rhsb!
pee ess: whut do “rhsb” stand for?
If i layz here all day den tehy hafta take me wiif tonite n I ken be da cool jazz band kitteh! Ya mon!! I be a star! k?
kitteh hare on teh moufpees- PLeh
mary, r yoo not useta habbin kitteh hare on EBBRY FING? mah day’s nawt kompleet till ai’ve spit owt at leest for or five ob dem…
Why do you people use such a strange dialect in your comments?
we has sekrit society of clebber katz. yoo can joyn too,not so sekrit, akshully, but you has to gib us lotz of cheesburgers.
or donuts.
or both.
Or teh Lazanyah!!
Lazanyah wif eggstra layers of many cheezes, pleases
Wuh straenge diealeck?
ummm….
whatz numba doez I cawl two dial-a-leek?
momcat
becuzz.
wai yu wanna noes?
iz nawt kumpulsomery. iff yu liek, yu kan speekz teh englandish, tu. we’z okay wif dat.
Weez adleez bailigal!
Datlaz wurd iz bailinnngal! Mai keebored hepps me lolspeek ladelee. Stickee!
Wee tink u tawk funnee tu!
B’cuz we kan.
We no have strange dialect…..mebbee eets yooo.
I second on da lazanyah!!!
Only way to understand….is to do it.
Try it.
Iz wayFFUNN to mewtilize deIngrish langgage abber u speek id awlgud an kirrect fur manee manee yueers! Gibs yur brane a massae, tu!
How manee waiz ken us spehl a wud? Ai putt maiselb tu sleep tinkin ub wais to spehll sumtin
oh hia Edgar……ai iz reedin (an ritin) diz teh nexx dai …so ai dont noes ifn u’ll get diz oar noawt….
ifn u r new to dis site………is kitteh lolspeek……iz jest wat we do, iz fun an taekz a wile to lern,…..but iz fun……
whi we doi it???? IZ FUN !!!!!
we likz awl peepulz herr, lawng as u nise…..u dont sond as if ur maekin fun ov us so ….jest jump awn in an givz it a tri……..iz fun !!!
Edgar??? Did you get all that? Everybody said we do it because it is fun for us and we can express ourselves better this way. And you are right. It IS a dialect, though not strange to us. It is call LOLcat or LOLspeak – and you just have to read a lot to learn it.
Once you get the hang of it, it’s quite easy. AND if you want to speak, you can, as you just did, comment in plain English. Some people here do – and that’s perfectly all right.
No rules here at all, except to be nice and have fun.
And Salleh was right. You do sound just curious, and not nasty. We have some people who come here and actually ATTACK us for doing this. Which is strange, because that is what this site IS. it woudlnt’ be nearly as funny if we all just spoke plain English. Somehow, the picture of a “Young Naked Guy doing the ironing and serving martinis” just isn’t the same as the “Yung Nekkid Gy doin teh irinin an servin martoonies.”
tromboan kitteh has bigger haus ten piclolowkitteh but not as big as tubacat
French Horn kitteh haz 2 b REELY fleshabul!
soozamafone taeks awl triks!
Wee alwus sed dat awl da frenschorn playrs are like dat cuz uv da teenytiny moufpeese. So much preshur frum de blowin, it bakz up an skwishez der brayns.
splains alot, akshually
Itz not wot teyr doin wif teyr moufs wurreez me, itz wut teyr doin wif teyr fist.
YAYZ! I GOT MY SUBMISSION PUT ON THE VOTING PAGE! IS MY VERY FIRST ONE THAT GOT ON THE VOTING PAGE! (it is on page 36)
iz now on page 37
iz now on page 39
hey, i fink wee shood start a nyoo tradishun- when you getz yore fursty on teh votin page, you buy us awl a round off drinks.
Make mine a double root bier float, pleese. wif choklit ize creem. and tehn wehn i gets teh chill, a hawt choklit. wif peppermint stirrer.
we’ll danz while we wait.
good idear, eh?
Okayz! Here it is! *passes it to spock*
Iz so happy!
a toast to Mz. Jackal!!!!! (slurps root bier float; leaves foamy moostash on top lip)
Hey! grate idea! rute bier! yum! *berp!* mus reemembr to carefuls wid de rute bier and de dansing!
P.S. I just notis I got one on voting page. Nao on page 154 Must finish wrapping giftzzzz and page 155 Soon my powerful lazrs weel cut me free Sleep while yu can, hoomin!
Nebber hadded wun beefoar! Feelz kind ub gud!
Congradulashuns, Mz. Jackal!
sew nao you buys a round.
ican has nother root bier float wif choklit i scream nao?
wut?! out of root bier?!!
hokeydokey . aisle haf a hawt choklit. wif ppepermint stick stirer. no olive.
no olive indeed! MaryO’S, yu mek mee laff!
I got dis round. And luk! nao dey haz de choklit i scream! Moar rute bier for ebberyone!
*fizzz* *scrape clink*
Yum!
i kant hold my root bier (hic)
starts singing off key …well i ben to oklahoma… not arizona ….
it doesn’t matter…….
LOL!!
congratumacashunz!
diz wun iz laft out loud firsty tyme iz saw it! Iz such a computer geke, or iz moar propahly nerd, perhaps… Fanks foar dis wun!
ur welcum! I waz tryin all da funnee sayingz I knew, (most uf dem had to do wif compooters) and it turned outz dat dis waz accepted! I so happy!
Yay! Iz dat ur kitteh? Bery cyuoote!
oops! shud hab red furfer down.
neber mine! is al cunfuzzeld tween dis picshur an ur pichshur.
iz not my cat, but iz mai submission!
lolz
Oh! Bye dah way…here iz dah link 4 dah submishun!http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?tharbe10types128438132628543750.jpg
I would send da kitteh over to where Britney is so she can get all betteh…
Anyone else agreez wif me?
BUd tinka deh purrr kitteh!
I’z uhfrayd her past awl halp kittehs kan purrvide…
Dis shud hab summunned Stend…butt no.
Ware u bee, Stend? I see new Brittney news…expected u too bee heer…
LOL!!!! That’s MY cat Daisy! Who submitted this? Just curious…what a nice surprise!
An she plais teh bomtroen?! Wot a cleber kitteh!
Grachalashuns! Naiz surprize! She luks berry cuddlee!
Congrats, Janet!
Tell us bout ur kitteh. Ware did u get her, what funneh stuff does she do…
Iz it a Manx kitteh?
luks liek it was Ruby Peters wu did the captioning, and prolly submission. Luvly streched out Daisy! Snorgles to her!
Hia Janet……ai was borneded in Lawernce too…..giv ur sweet kitteh a snogles from a fello L nativ..
fraid goan tak moah than sweet kitteh to fix britney….
got dat rite!
Ai ken tink ub no more comfee plaez tu sleep den on a trombone! = – /
datz cause himz neber triez da stringe bass case- iz berry big- includz rum fur fud bowl n wata bowl! Kitteh gotz awl himz needz in string bass case….!
momcat
Aha! found the source! It’s from my Catster page…kinda forgot about that!
http://www.catster.com/cats/373512
great page!
thx 4 teh link!
Grate page on Catster!
big shout out to Kansas kitteh on Catster!
The trombone is a very portable instrument, but remember, there’s always room for cello. Haw!
*headdesk*
Ur jokes, dey failz me.
Yu chellistz!!! Hmmm Chello and trumboen! Strangez but evoke– ivokatif– maek de hart feelz gud!
Teh raynj overlapps but I do not rekkamend playin Sooeets of Yohann Sebasteean Bach on teh trmbonz.
Troo! I can hardly plai de Bach on de pinano! And I has de 10 fingees, but only de tulips!
groaaaannn!
*wilt*……
momcat
in kollej mai bone fren n ai on mai cello uz to plai bach cello sweets together. much lolz
wow! yu is mush geniusized!
“Hoomanz R Stoopids… dis slydes no funz ta go downs.”
Cat mute
wundir wat that sound lyke?
*mewt-mewt*
Plussh velvutt iz 2
gud 4 beeg shynee feeng, butz
nawt 4 sly Kitteh
Shynee feeng no canz
appreeshee~ayt t3h textchur
t3h way Kitteh canz!
Kitteh klayz shynee
feeng’z lawng bawkz az noo Spesshull
Playse 4 taykeeng Napz
Jack.
Oops
I sapose’ta bee playin perkushun
purr-cushin?
Zing!
Your metal thing…Why you glue me to it?
Taht cant b gud foar teh imstrumnent.
tink dats bad? wait till kitteh noms it and scratches it and bunnee kicks it and gets stuck in it an ses “HALP! It eets meh!!”
what a lovely King 3B…complete with new and improved kitteh slide for more power and resonance
Great shot
Ack! Mai heeven yoost tu plai violin….. and EBBERYTYME he wuld open teh cayse (zipper – cawllin awl kittehs!!) wun kitteh wuld come in an wayt fur himz to tayk teh violin out…. an she wuld prawmptly jumps rite in an maykes herself at home!!
Heeven wuld laff and laff when it wuz tyme tu put teh violin awai, cuz he hadda pick up the cayse to mayk her moove!
Kitteh wuld sai ‘hmmpf! doan disturb mai naptyme, kidlet!’
I have a layer of cat hair in my guitar case. Doesn’t seem to hurt a thing and I like to think it makes me play better.
This might be the best caption of all time.
Nombone?