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Docter konsiders operasun to be a sukces!
congratumacashunses on nawt sekund!
has you a rekwest fur song adn danze?
Sebbenty six trombones? or Ezekyul Saw teh Weal?
teh moosic deturminez style of danz in tish case.
btw. Ezeekyul saw teh weal is teh ” _____bone connected to the____ bone”
sawng.
bud yoo haf tew fill in teh blansk.
wif a bone.
k thnx bai
Noo… 2 diffun songs! 2 Diffune meloddiees! Both inspaired by vishuns ub Ezekiel
Ezeikel saw deh weel,
deh weel way out inda middel ub de air
iz a wheel, in a wheel,
way out inda middel ub de air.
Oh deh big wheels run by faith
An de liddel wheels run by de graze ub god
iz a wheel, in a wheel, way oud inda middel ub de air.
And
De __bones connected to de ___ bone
De ___ bones conencted to de ___ bone
Dem bones and bones and DRAI bones
Dem bones and bones and DRAI bones
Dem bones and bones and DRAi bones
Dem bones gonna walk around
dem bones dem bones gonna Walk aroun
Furgod lain
“Now HEAR deh wurd ubdeh LORD!” wid bone song
oooooooh. i fot teh bone part wuz teh korus fer the otter won…
lern sumfin nyoo ebberyday!
fergots to say fanks.
kthnxbai
But bofe teh wheel inna wheel an teh vallee of teh drai bones is frum the book of Ezekiel in teh bibel. Dat prolly why u thot dey was in teh same song.
teh saints can come marching in wen iz dun wif mah nap
Jazz Kitteh catchin a nap before 2nite’s gig (don’t smoke no catnip first, y’hear?)
This is how Jazz Kitteh warms up instrument before purrrformance.
Dun blow teh wron szide!1!!
Now hear the work of the Lord.
hah- hasn’t fot of dat song in loooooooong tyme
ezeeeeeekyul saw de weeeeeeeel, way up in teh middle ob the air
Wail, Jazz Kitteh, wail!!!
Cool Cat
ai has a fren named jazzkitty. yu shud al go chek her awt on mai maispace page.
win da jazz kitteh’s testeefyin’!!
Jazz kitteh, taek mah blooz awai…
hrmph. mai kommint wint tu boddum uv payj. trai agin.
ahem…wehn da jazz kitteh’s testeefyin’!!
an naow ai iz viktum ov sneekee innertoobs deemunz wut maykez mai kommints be in weerd playses and den show up twiced! boo.
dis the smooth jazz soundz of kitteh sleeping
no jazz pawz now
Avant Garde moosishun esperimentin wif a new kind of mute…
mewt?
Wad artizzik kittehs! A yung artizz, singerzz, an nau a muzzishan.
adn menny menny fine danserz on bof saidz of cameruhz
I’m putting this on a birthday card for my music teacher. he’d love it.
duz dat meen it noaw wants nuttin moar dan tu go tu da Horse?
(the dark horse bar and grill is where all the trombones in my marching band go after practice)
(saxaphones are smarter, we go study catmulus.)
(if only)
Fat Cat Instrument Oil…somfin not rite here.
My musikal abillities - let me show yoo dem.
Best of awl, no opposable thumz rekwired!
I kan haz sebentee-five moar 4 da beeg pahraid?
ya beat me to it! he’s resting while waiting for the others to show up.
Hee hee
Also plz 2 haf a hunnerd n ten kohrnetz, ober a thowsund reedz, n fifee mawntud canunz in da batturee. Kthxbai.
trombone, kitteh, both b flat
GGRRROOOAAAANNNN!!
dat bad tu da bone moe!
momcat
fffft!!! FFFFTTTTTT!
*hearty guffaw!*
extra grate! fanks, moe!!!
Hey Moe! WoopWoopWoopWoopWoop! *Does Curly Shuffle*
FTW!!!
Caution when closing– if you don’t C-Sharp, kitteh will B-flat
an da hitz… dey keeps comin!
iz all gud, but hao i getz da coffees out ob my dose?
waz only A-minor joke
Do! (re mi ), teh scale ob tehse puns is instrumental to mai tuning in to tihs site!
We’ll be in big treble for dese puns.
naw–
I fink deez punz be berry bass
momcat
Yay Moe! Sointenly you be man with da gulden pun on dis one! I raiz my hawt choklit to you!
*taekz bow-wow*
fank oo.
BTW ai bee a gurl, nawt a boi, moe iz naem ub a boi-kitteh. jenda benda’z awn mai ajenda
ahhhh 10-q for clearing up u a not-boi
On eerlee telebishun shau der waz a guz who plaied trombone an had a teddy bear named Frankee ride on deh slaide. Ai wunner if diz kitteh duz deh same ting, ride back n fort hangin onto de slaide.
Whhheeeeeeeee! Hmm. Slyde trombone not as fun as I thot. How you make dis slide go faster?
Which wunz de gas pedal?!
dis beez noow inserment- is called a snoozambone….
plaiz beri quietli…..
momcat
Never laughed that hard
plees to taek tihs bomtroen owt ob mai happi playse
In fact, tayk it owtside. (Stoopy hyoomin maykin noyz in da howse.)
At leest it isnt a drum set…
at lees itz nawt a picamalo!
pleez two beez turnin soun down frum “ear splitin” to “ear piercing”!
momcat
Dat fort pozishun
Blues cat is on mission from God
LOL Blues Brothers ref FTW!!! (But eye don’t tihnk tehy had enny kittehs in jael…)
Nope, jus da jaelbirds!
“Lisa, teh blues ain’t supposed to make you feel good, it’s supposed 2 make other peez feel bad.”
(double cheezeburger 2 the correkt gesser!)