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no mr bond i expect yew tew di!!!!!
hi pm and congrats.
how about a highland fling of some kind in your namesake meadow? it is very windy here today and reminds me of an early spring dance with the flowers blooming and the grasses swaying in the wind.
dans dans, flowers billowing,
dans dans, grass flowing,
wind swept twirls are everywhere
flowerz? i can haz tehm??? spring? onced had spring, but fergotted it here in ny00 engerlans.
dans dans wind is blowing
dans dans seeds are sowing
flowers growing
coming sooooon
twirlllllll
Loverli danse!!! tanks.
*twirl twril twirl*
*sway sway*
oh an Janet an woodchuck r right obur der nibblin an drinkin chawklit.
Come danse wiff us : ) !! It’s fun : )
(P.S. – ah luff u guise)
Oh Princess, I can cum danse in teh meadow wif U?
*leap, twirl, leap*
*spin, crouch, spin*
*sway, tiptoe, sway*
This meadow is byootiful an I so happeh fur ur nawt second – Iz inspired!
Oh happeh happeh dai dai!
*sips sum crisp herbal iced tea, closes eyes and lissens to teh burds singing*
Princess Mu – can I danse in yor meadow too?
I haz a meadow at hoem behind my hows. Is called “Gremlin’s Meadow.” *snif*
O, this meadow is byootiful – Romeow is rite! De posies is bloomin. De birdies is singin. De sun is shinin.
I dantzes a gentil liddel spring dantz.
*sway, twirl, sniff de breez, luk at de posies, twirl, sway, wave to birdies, sway, twirl, bask under de sun, feelz de warm breez on my fur*
Oh luk at awl de beauteous kittehs swayin an baskin wit us!
*purrrrrrrr*
oh yes! this is sew loverli! Ebriwun is invited!
* clinks tea glasses wiff Romeow *
*watches gremlin frolik*
*hums sawftli, smilies peacefulli*
weez cud hab a poetri readin whilz weez heer-
I gotz gud wun frum da ee cummings-
http://www.web-books.com/classics/Poetry/anthology/cummings/InJust.htm
momcat
ohai Momcat! I am alsew a big ee cumming fan!
heer is one of my faves that pairs nicely wiff da wun you sugested:
*ahem*
who knows if the moon’s
a balloon,coming out of a keen city
in the sky–filled with pretty people?
(and if you and i should
get into it,if they
should take me and take you into their balloon,
why then
we’d go up higher with all the pretty people
than houses and steeples and clouds:
go sailing
away and away sailing into a keen
city which nobody’s ever visited,where
always
it’s
Spring)and everyone’s
in love and flowers pick themselves
ee cummings
alsew here is a link to a poetry site you might like : )
http://www.poemhunter.com/ee-cummings/
fank u Princess Mu-
didn’t noes doez. Der iz HUGE book ub awl ee cummingz poemz n I wantz it, but it costz mani cheeseburgers!
momcat
I can has spring? Winturr is onlee bowt 1/2 ober fur me. I spose dat’s wut I get fur libing in Alaskee… is goan be cold fur at leest 2 moar munffs fur us! (Dis is why we plan trips to Calimafornia or Howayii!)
dans dans wiff blowing wind
dans dans wiff growing flaowers…
Is juss not kwite enuff to imajin it .. I still cold.
I can has cuppatee to warm up?
berry berry cold here tu. thermomamagator not getz abuv zeero. And lotza snoo. Wd rather hav smoo.
(((SMOO!)))
Ware doo u lib, snorgler? I’d ravver hab smoo dan snoo too! {{{smoo!}}}
Heer is sum Lapsang Souchang tee! I hope yu lieks! ’s mai favorit!
*porez tee and hands carefullee to zippycat, appresheeating de gud tee aroma”
Nut so bery cole heer in Seeadle WA. Only sorta cole. Bery nicey all yeer, if yu are liek me and lubz de rane!
*squich, jump, and dansing in de rane*
Lots ov rane heer 2 in teh teeny tiny Nawth Ingerland. Hawt tee bery much in demand.
OT ( and off lolspeek) I saw a wonderful nature programme tonight onBBC2 – about snow leopards. Please may I encourage everyone to seek this out if you’ve not seen it, it was wonderful. A female and her boycat – not really cute, too beautiful, majestic and awesome – in old and new senses- for that. It was made with Animal Planet so it might show up on that channel, or maybe the BBC website; sorry, someone more technogifted than me needs to put up a link. But it was wonderful!
wayte. mary, yoo is frum Noo Engerland? wayre?
we can has MOWNTINS ob snow in Noo Hampsha, so teh thowt ob flowurs is a berry nyse wun.
ooh…speekin ob mowntins, ai jus amembered sum fing taht awl mah cheezfrens will injoy. teh Mount Washington (werld’s werst wether) Observatory is lukin fur a noo mascot. teh old wun juszt retired daon teh mowntin to be klosser to himz doctur, so noaw tehy needz a new kitteh, and in keepin wiv teh “furst in teh nayshun prymarry” idea, peepulz kan vote fur teh new wun on Jan. 8. heerz a link to teh storee (ai hope it postees):
http://www.mountwashington.org/events/topcat/vote.php
Fanks for teh linkee!! Dey awl luk lyk berree gud candidaytes! Hoo to bote fur??
S_mom Uz must be tired of all the politicats coming to your hood.
oh two_kittehs…ai kant eeben BEGIN to tell yoo.
ah’m bowt reddy to SCREEM, eeben at teh kandidayt ai lykes! awl teh fone callz…awl teh junk mayl (prolly killt a tousen trees)…awl teh nock-nocks on teh frunt door…ai eeben gotz a emayl at WERK tryin to promote a sertin kandidayt.
nao taht Iowa’s awl dun, ai spose tehy’re awl gonna akt eeben moar lyke kindiegardners…kant wayt till tuesday
(hmm…til tuesday…aimee mann…wun ob my fayvrit bandz)
very cool linky tanks S_mom.
Oh I nebber ben tu Hebron…
but I ben tu Oklahoma!
(I wanted to kno ware de Hebron wuz, so I lukked it up on da mapsqwest. Iffn I drives from Seeaddle, I’ll bee dere in 44 hours an 18 minnits. Sending yu warmer temps from de Seaddle! We haz plenny to share!)
now dis silly comment has de no meening here! LyP is bery sowy fer de mistakening of replies!
So, tu entertain yu, heer is sum dancing and some tee!
*carefully pores tee for ebberywun, den pulls on de dancing shooz*
~dance, leap and jumping~ bows and runz out of rume, slightly embarrasated
hai, spykes mom- i libs in Conectehdot – hab ben libbing in ny00 engerland (massachewseds adn cT) sinz 1884 oopsie just seemz dat long jest sinz 1984. Growed up on Gullf Coast tho- adn libbed in N’Awluns fur a while. i am anteek, you sea
mary ai grewed up in CT! ai mooved to Noo Hampsha in 1996 wen ai kuddint ufford CT ennee moar. butt ai’m still a HYOOJ fan ob teh UConn women’s basketball teem. we visit ebbry now and tehn to mayke shur teh casinos are still maykin plenny ob munnies.
ware in CT? i lib in Hebron (betcha a cheezebrger nebber herd ob it)
i herd ob it! iz neer Ashforrd. i volunteers at teh camp dere…
i libs in NYC doh. iz cowld heer too. pleh.
OMG…NO SH*T…ai grewed up in Willimantic. so OB KORSE ai noes Hebron (yoo owez me a cheezburgur). and Ashford too, csmall! dat’s Mr. Pawl Nooman’s kamp, ryte? mah momcat n dadcat still libs in Mansfield. usually wen ai meetz sum wun frum CT, they’re frum Madison or Danbury or Cheshire or some ware far far away. ai NEBBER meetz peeps frum Eastern CT!
hokey dokey. i gots to go to the ATM to getz sum munnies to buys cheezburgs fur teh peeps hoo knewed ware Hebron is. Ennybawdy elz?
kthnx bai
dagnabbit, kar wont start- iz too cold. kin eye offur you sum jen you wine maple syrup insted?
butt dere spost to be a majur warm up dis weeken. tehy forcastin FITTY dugrees fur tuesday! byootifulest wether fur votin n chaysin awl teh nasstee kandidayts away.
in teh meen tyme, fank yoo, ai wud lyke sum jen yoo wine maple syrup. ai fink it myte be too kold heer in Noo Hampsha fur teh sapp to flow!
oops, meant to make comment here *heh heh* wish I cud blame it on WordPress, but it’s just wun of dose errors between head and keyboard!
Oh I nebber ben tu Hebron…
but I ben tu Oklahoma!
(I wanted to kno ware de Hebron wuz, so I lukked it up on da mapsqwest. Iffn I drives from Seeaddle, I’ll bee dere in 44 hours an 18 minnits. Sending yu warmer temps from de Seaddle! We haz plenny to share!)
fanks fur teh warm wether. i see it comin on teh maps!
oh, now I gots a eerwurm and itz awl yore fawlt, LyP, …
wwuts taht song bout well i never been to spain(?)
but I ben to oklahoma
well they tell me i wuz born there
bud i reely dont remmemburr.
in oklahoma, not arizona… wut dduz it mattuh
sigh. I went to OK this summer and i just now last monf eradicamated it from my brane, and now itz back. Izzit 3 dawg nite? cuz i reely dont remember…
Ai pix all ob dem
Fanks, spykes mom, foar linking to dis grate site! I am sad day can onlee takes wun kitteh, doh. But is bery grate to see kittehs doing such impertant werk!
Concatulations Princess Mu and I ar tired rite nowz so will pass on the dansing but have sum tea to celebrate Ur firstee postee.
fanks 2_k!
I too sik to danse, but will share in the tee
Shera, sad to heer de germiez cawt up to yoo.
Get bedder soon! Taek caer ob yorself, or yoo no can help de kittehs!
{{Shera}}
Niec ting abowt interwebs hugz – no wurriez abowt de germiez!
interwebs hugs tew yu, Shera! {Shera} hopes yu iz better soon!
concatulashuns! PM!
*dansing wid de joi!*
Oh noes! I missed Princess Mu’s dants!?
*humblee gibs flowur too P. Mu and dantzes teh best possibul…*
*Happily accepts pretty flower*
Ah ha ha ha LOLLOLOLOLOL! I lurvz teh spy vs. spy in teh MAD magahzeen!
But wich wun iz Goldfinger?
wite kitteh forgotted teh infra-red nite vizion goggles onlee work at nite.
Retro haos onlee dus blakanwyt
Eboniez and Ivoriez!!!
lib togevver in purr-fect harmonees!
one is middle Cat teh otter is Cat #
White kitteh spy at complete disadvantage: can not hide in shadows as well as black kitteh spy; does not have mobile observation perch; does have possible auditory reception problem; does not seem to have opponent in view, whereas black kitteh spy clearly has white kitteh under observation; white kitteh spy has been temporarily blinded by looking directly into photographic flash; black kitteh spy has wisely kept his gaze on white kitteh. Conclusion: white kitteh spy’s cover has been compromised. Will undoubtably suffer surprise attack. Better give it up and go have a cheezeburger.
Me tinks white kitteh spy is maybe graduate of “GEt Smart” spy school. Where his paw phone?
wihte kitteh is ultimate Cold War Spie cuz he camoglaged in teh Sno.
LOL CH an addkittehz!
All trew, but white kitteh looks a lott BIGGGER than blak kitteh. Musst kownt 4 sumthin!
1st annimavursury uv ** ~ TEH 1ST POST ~ ** comin upp! Jan 11!!! Long liv Happicat!!!!1!!
Regarding relative sizes of kitteh spies: “Jaws” character much larger than James Bond, but is always bested by Bond. PLUS, white kitteh spy in photo has “I loves you” look in eyes, while raised posterior rubbing back of chair shows kitteh is more interested in securing a human to gives him a caress than in completing mission.
awlso, blak kitteh is waring hims bilt in tuxie. hims is BondKitteh! not shaky, and purred…
Bery compleet and genious ebaluation, CH! Wowz. Brain hurting a little, akshully, but bery impressed wid de intele- eentell- yer smarts in yer brane!
Yin/yang kittehs: yer doin it rong.
black kitteh spy calculates fissicks of da surprise chair spin to toppul white kitteh spy.
Spy Vs. Spy waz a Mad Magazine feature. One black, one white,
oh! iz much funyer wif tihs bakground infurmashun. fanks.
Black waz frum iron curtain cuntry n Wyte was frum west.
but who remembers: spy vs. spy vs. spy?
Thurd spy waz grey feemale hu alwayz confuuzed B n W.
LOLZ!
Did ennybunny else have teh spy vs spy gaym?
Doan fink we had the gaym, but I member reeding Spy vs. Spy in Mad Mazageen!
I lubbed spy vs spy!
Member teh last page of Mad Mag dat u wud fold in thirds an see a noo pikshur?
i amember dat!
Awww, MAD Mazageen! Bringz bak daze ob my yute!
Tehr iz noo Kompleet Colleckshun of Don Martin owt! SHTOINK!
ai did!
awn teh commodore 64. ai kant member much asides teh island asploding tho.
awe hadz da commodore 64 two! didntz hab spy game- hadz ‘venture game tho-
member dat wun-
yuz in a twisti liddli passage (click)
yuz in a liddli twisti passage (click)
yuz in a liddli passage (click)
wud goes on lik dat fur HOURS! hatedz getn stuc der- onli wai out is to TURN DA MACHINE OFF!
momcat
i hadz a game liek dat called Barney when I werked for Xerox. We played it on the Xerox CPM mashines. Hmmmm [searching databanks... searching] Xerox 820 maybe? Teh first superhuman time waster! We spended de hours! on dis game!!
Oh i worked for Zerocks too! 1984 – 2001 in 6 diffrent states!! Den gots layd offs. Old 820! Used to luv teh telecopier b4 fax machines, and teh old 6085 workstashun. An god luv teh 1090 copyer!
No, but I gotz teh 2 Spy vs. Spy figyooreens in mah libbing rume.
I’se sooooooooooooooo jellose!
BG, yu bee so bery kool!
I rembmer an NES Spy vs Spy game…
Spy vs. Spy wuz mah fayvrut pawrt ov MAD Magazeen. Dat n a foo ovver sekshunz, liek teh cartoonz bai Don Martin n Sergio Aragones (”A Mad Look At…”
Heer b wiki leenk wif moar info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spy_vs._Spy
Cold Warz era. Great marginal art in ze mazageen.
White kitteh howebbah has abbantaj ov being trickeh. Vewy, vewy trickeh! Gotta watch em … itz an Angora thing! I gots one and hes deeeevy us.
does dis mean I iz old cuz I member dis?
Yez we iz old.
Did your mommeh buy it for u or hyde it frum u?
she neber byed it fur me – wood reed my frenz copies n member seein it on teh little black and white zenith TV (teh nuu portablez one dat we got to replace teh big ole RCA!)
black kitteh spy tink hmmm, white kitteh spy be kinda cute… maybe i wills defect!
Salt an pepr kittehs
Match any dekor
N provied cathair 2 contras wit enny outfit.
We are zee alpha n the omega.
http://www.wannasmile.com
hmmmm taht be in a diffrunt bersion of the Bibel tahn mine. SumBoddee elze ushwally claims dat tidle.
mebee in the the book of Rebel atesums in the nyuly rebised LBV (lolBibel vershun)
oh noes! don’t u lukz into teh camera, whyte kitteh! it r a trap!
theres a spy sappin mah chair!
Spy as demokitteh!
Clever hooman chose grey chair. Blak n wyte hares not show on chair. Just on yer pants.
the black cat has gotten the homer simpson look down!
))
duh!
Blak kitteh spy haz the win cos whyte kitteh spy can’t be going out in the sunlites.(Luk at thoze pinkeh earz and noze!)
oh so dorable – canna fink ov anetink tu say- I wantz dese kittehs!
Spy vs Spy! Psst, de seekrid endink is dat dis turnz into a *luv* storee!
Kitteh’s hoomin kant ware ENNY color, cuz whyt kitteh hare showz on dark clothz & blak kitteh hare showz on lyte clothz.
Ai has moslee whyt kitteh, so ai ware moslee lyte clothz.
Blak kitteh: “Hai baybe, wanna maek Oreo? Ai gotz freend whoz dark lyk mi.”
Wyte Kitteh Spy andz
Blakk Kitteh Spy needz dayr hatz
andz niftee Trench Coatz
Boaff Kittehz planz 2
steel ‘Ulltimitt Cheezbugr’
dat hydez in Kitchunn
Doggeh andz Hewminz
arz fast asleep. Now iz the
tyme 2 maykz dayr moov!
T3h pryze iz 2 beeg
4 wun Kitteh 2 handill.
Dayz beecumz a teem
Kittehz Nom Nom Nom
untillz t3h Sun cumz up andz
tayk a well urnnd Nap
Jack.
yay jack! ai been missin yoo…
Black kitteh look exzzactly like mai kitteh Chairman Meow. Little tiny white tie fer his tuxedo. (i thout ob name waaai before companee dat had ad here) Him spyin at de bridge now, but dis piktur makez me think ob him, resqued alley kitteh, hads him 16 yearz.
One of the Mad Spy vs Spy spies always got shot or blown up. Hope kitties just play gamez.
Wood like to kno where pic of blak kitteh commed from. I am vrry sure it is mah kitty Larreh who got runned over last monf at ridikoolus yung age of twoo. Infawmayshuns please? It look just lahk him wiff kyoot face, blakness an’ smaw wite pach. Also, he deffnutly not kno wite kitteh, so dis pic mus’ be fo’oshoppd.
hahaha!
funny!
LOL Mad mgzn ref., oc.
LOL! Mad mag ref, oc.
Sorree! pusht 2 tims, dint waitz.