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this means i not happy
dun worry, kittehs not gud at teh fugu
(Wuts fugu u asks?)
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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kwik! iz gonna pop! getz a needal!
Majur congrachs IDans….wut dans you want for Nawt Sekkund?
to teh tune of Puff teh majik fishhie?
how bout a slow leek danse? fffffffssssssssttttttttt (spinz round da rum a liddle frum da ghusts)
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsssssssssssssssssstttttttttffffffffffffh
Congratz, idancescauzizhappy! An yur slo leek danse idea is fabulolso. Noo an orijinal.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsssssssssssssssssstttttttttffffffffffffh *spinz* fffffffssssssssttttttttt *floatz frum ghusts* fffsssssssssssssssssstttttttttfff *spinz* whoooooooooooohoooooooooooossssss *floatz*
yoo guiz R full of hawt air….
LOL !!!
i fink i will go fink airy thoughts…
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happee too oblige….
hi, Kathleen–I need to ‘pologize 2 yoo an ittybitty!!!
On teh ‘fired fox’ picher, eye made a joke that sounded like a put-down to itteybitty. I woodn’t put yoo down, ittybitty!!! I feel so badd that my remark was apparently too obsure (or jus a badd joke)!!! I ’spain: whin ittybittey complain that she saw no cheeseburger to vote wiff, I commented, “dare yoo go, complaining about nothing again!” I was finking about how ‘no cheezburgers’ is ‘no-thing’, so to complain ’bout not seeing any cheezburgers is sorta like complaining about ‘nothing’. Sumtimes my weerd sense of humor is based on taking things literally. Sorry!
Doo yoo bemember teh part in Alice in WOnderland when ALice sed to teh King (I fink), “I see nothing”, and teh king sed, ineffekt, “you must have very good eyes to see nothing! and at such a distance!”. Iz berry funny 2 mii. eye should hab ben moar cleer. Pleaze 2 B akceptin my ‘pologee?
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Oh, Gawd, Yippee!!! I hatez it wen I not get a joke!!!
Dat is JUST teh kind ub obscure joke I wud make an den get in hot watur!!!!
See, dats wai I allus sai,….bes not too get pantees all in a bunch an bee hateful…..cuz u jus nebbur noe.
Awww…u not need too pologize , u sweet purrsun!!
thanks, K. here’s another line to guess the refence of:
“hot water burn baby.”
oh hai guise………speekin az sumwun hoo ahz awn moar dan wun okkashun puttded mi footz (boff ov dem) in mi mouff……..(an a few ov doze tymez round heer……*blusheses*)
cuase ov obscury refenses…oar sumtymez datz jest teh way mi mind werkz……ai nevver meen to hurties aniwun…..
jest sayin…oh my starz an whiskeries…..been der an done dat too !!!!!
iz noawt so grate akshually….
Hi yippee!!!
Can i play?
I is “Rain Man”?
Yesh, and yesh! lubs 2 hab nudder playmate, anny! I alwayz faugt it wuz funny when rainman (Dustin Hoffmann) sed, “hot watter buern babey”, because that wuz when his brother (Tom Cruse) started 2 unnerstand that “Raymond was “rainman” and thus hiz brother.
Fanks, Salleh–I nebber noticed yore feets in yore mouff, butt wii kan b rel 8 ted–sumtimez I putz AWL FORE of my feetz in my mouf!! (hard to wawk lyke dat!)
tawdler fishie sez “if yoo dun bye me dat kandee, ai’ll hold my bref till ai tern bloo.”
Does yoo havah goggie names Spike too?
Dey calls me Puff Daddae
Ore maybe Puff Baby?
Feel free to put me back in the water so I can breathe, if yer don mind
PUT MEH DOWN mah voyse getz all hi and funneh when i poofed!!! ><
I’ll huff an’ I’ll puff an’ I’ll….
puff sum moar?
hah !!!! dat’s zakly wat I waz finking !!!! GMTA
does this hand make me look fat?
hee hee! Fanks foar de harty chuklez!
Hey LyP… saw ur comment in Spy VS Spy re: teh Xerox… I werked there too! See mai comment under urs! Teh old eqmnt jus brings a teer to mai eyez… remember teh old Star workstashun? Telecopyer?
y iz kitteh tung owt ob its mouf n tachd 2 teh bottum ob a lolfish?
moast obsservant. Ai missed it! Eeerilee similar.
ooopsie, ai swalluwd a ping pong bawl!!!!
(ok, i no wut a fugu iz, but ai thot it wuz funnee neway.)
Bettah check it foar fit next time.
(see a previous storee bowt a monkee in a bar)
mah egoz onleez a little bit inflAtid….
Yeah, I guess yore rite, iz so inflated that wii cant sea yore id or superego.
ohez noez !!
mah id iz showin….
putz meh down nao hooman…4 wen I de-puff it reeka rika cut da cheez !!
“Table tennis, anyone?”
but once you hit it, how long does it take to get him puffed back up?
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If you knew sushi, like I knew sushi….
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*heddesk*
sriusly, aren’t these teh kind that have dat killer poysun?
And not just the orange ones are poison.
nawt tihs wun is nawt teh poyson fugu. Same fambily diffrnt fishie. Dis fishie nawt nootritious or deelicious, either. Just pricklee.
You had an Alka-Seltzer
but I eated it
ROFL!
win ^_^
Plop plop fizz fizz
O wut a reeleef it iz!
I can has Bean-o?
Pamprin, for that bloated feelin
Eezyy-open bottle with childproof cap.
IF INNER SEAL IS BROKEN OR MISSING, DO NOT USE.
(if inner lolseal is broken or missing, try getting urself a bukkit)
fink mai inner lolseal be missyng - can ai haz penquin insted?
Heh heh … u too r the phunnee! Teh niiiice thing bout the Menopaws … no moar Pamprin or Midol…. yippee! yahoo! Course then u getz all grey an shrivuld up an ur bonez turn to chalk, but, hay, iz still priddy gud tradeoff.
Fugu and da horse u rided in on!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
much WIN
dis da fishie dat wuz cawted by da prif… preev… da fisherkitteh in teh pixter befoar dis one!
Ooohhh…ah had a puffee fishee fowrz a petz onct.
he wuz onlee fishie inna eenourmuz sawlt water tank
mah parentz traded puffee fishee fowrz manee fresh water fishez.
ah mist mah puffee fishee ahn wuld vizit him aht teh pet stowre
den he gowt solded ahn ah dinnt getz to seez himz anymowr.
Heelee~um Balloon
Feeshee puffz upz wen himz wantz
2 beez summplayse elss
Ieez pawpz way owt! Iz
syne Heelee~um Feeshee iz
atz Crittikill mass
Spynez stikkz owt juss a
bitz befoar mowff oapenz andz
Feeshee flyz away!
Jack.
Wanted larger view of tiny fin, almost swallowed up in dis behbees show of Irate Fishie fury…
hayt to be ‘that commenter’, but holdin a fishie out of teh water iz lyke someone holding you under the water. Not funny or cute; this is a cruel, cruel lolfish.
akshully, I *fink* dis is a frog, not a fish. But I cud be rong.
No legs. It’s a poor widdle puffer fishie.
s’troo, dere’s no legs, but maybe itsa in its tadpole state, sort of?
if dats troo, den we needs tu ask de cheezadmin to taek down dis pikshur, right?
Duz ennyboddie no foar shure if dis is a frog or a fishie?
Tis Fishie.
Iz scuba diver.
Bad to make fish blow up…
Probably okay, if returned quickly, tho, since iz so small.
I am going to pretend that fishie was returned quickly!
Actually, fish can live longer out of water, than we can live un