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dun worry, kittehs not gud at teh fugu
(Wuts fugu u asks?)
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kwik! iz gonna pop! getz a needal!
Majur congrachs IDans….wut dans you want for Nawt Sekkund?
to teh tune of Puff teh majik fishhie?
how bout a slow leek danse? fffffffssssssssttttttttt (spinz round da rum a liddle frum da ghusts)
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Congratz, idancescauzizhappy! An yur slo leek danse idea is fabulolso. Noo an orijinal.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsssssssssssssssssstttttttttffffffffffffh *spinz* fffffffssssssssttttttttt *floatz frum ghusts* fffsssssssssssssssssstttttttttfff *spinz* whoooooooooooohoooooooooooossssss *floatz*
yoo guiz R full of hawt air….
LOL !!!
i fink i will go fink airy thoughts…
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happee too oblige….:)
hi, Kathleen–I need to ‘pologize 2 yoo an ittybitty!!!
On teh ‘fired fox’ picher, eye made a joke that sounded like a put-down to itteybitty. I woodn’t put yoo down, ittybitty!!! I feel so badd that my remark was apparently too obsure (or jus a badd joke)!!! I ’spain: whin ittybittey complain that she saw no cheeseburger to vote wiff, I commented, “dare yoo go, complaining about nothing again!” I was finking about how ‘no cheezburgers’ is ‘no-thing’, so to complain ’bout not seeing any cheezburgers is sorta like complaining about ‘nothing’. Sumtimes my weerd sense of humor is based on taking things literally. Sorry!
Doo yoo bemember teh part in Alice in WOnderland when ALice sed to teh King (I fink), “I see nothing”, and teh king sed, ineffekt, “you must have very good eyes to see nothing! and at such a distance!”. Iz berry funny 2 mii. eye should hab ben moar cleer. Pleaze 2 B akceptin my ‘pologee?
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Oh, Gawd, Yippee!!! I hatez it wen I not get a joke!!!
Dat is JUST teh kind ub obscure joke I wud make an den get in hot watur!!!!
See, dats wai I allus sai,….bes not too get pantees all in a bunch an bee hateful…..cuz u jus nebbur noe.
Awww…u not need too pologize , u sweet purrsun!!
thanks, K. here’s another line to guess the refence of:
“hot water burn baby.”
oh hai guise………speekin az sumwun hoo ahz awn moar dan wun okkashun puttded mi footz (boff ov dem) in mi mouff……..(an a few ov doze tymez round heer……*blusheses*)
cuase ov obscury refenses…oar sumtymez datz jest teh way mi mind werkz……ai nevver meen to hurties aniwun…..
jest sayin…oh my starz an whiskeries…..been der an done dat too !!!!!
iz noawt so grate akshually….
Hi yippee!!!
Can i play?
I is “Rain Man”?
Yesh, and yesh! lubs 2 hab nudder playmate, anny! I alwayz faugt it wuz funny when rainman (Dustin Hoffmann) sed, “hot watter buern babey”, because that wuz when his brother (Tom Cruse) started 2 unnerstand that “Raymond was “rainman” and thus hiz brother.
Fanks, Salleh–I nebber noticed yore feets in yore mouff, butt wii kan b rel 8 ted–sumtimez I putz AWL FORE of my feetz in my mouf!! (hard to wawk lyke dat!)
tawdler fishie sez “if yoo dun bye me dat kandee, ai’ll hold my bref till ai tern bloo.”
Does yoo havah goggie names Spike too?
Dey calls me Puff Daddae
Ore maybe Puff Baby?
Feel free to put me back in the water so I can breathe, if yer don mind
PUT MEH DOWN mah voyse getz all hi and funneh when i poofed!!! ><
what does this site just make people stupid?
yeah yeah it does
No, sweetie – the site doesn’t have the power. You were probably that way before you got here.
*snerk*
I’ll huff an’ I’ll puff an’ I’ll….
puff sum moar?
hah !!!! dat’s zakly wat I waz finking !!!! GMTA
does this hand make me look fat?
hee hee! Fanks foar de harty chuklez!
Hey LyP… saw ur comment in Spy VS Spy re: teh Xerox… I werked there too! See mai comment under urs! Teh old eqmnt jus brings a teer to mai eyez… remember teh old Star workstashun? Telecopyer?
y iz kitteh tung owt ob its mouf n tachd 2 teh bottum ob a lolfish?
moast obsservant. Ai missed it! Eeerilee similar.
ooopsie, ai swalluwd a ping pong bawl!!!!
(ok, i no wut a fugu iz, but ai thot it wuz funnee neway.)
Bettah check it foar fit next time.
(see a previous storee bowt a monkee in a bar)
mah egoz onleez a little bit inflAtid….
Yeah, I guess yore rite, iz so inflated that wii cant sea yore id or superego.
ohez noez !!
mah id iz showin….
putz meh down nao hooman…4 wen I de-puff it reeka rika cut da cheez !!
“Table tennis, anyone?”
but once you hit it, how long does it take to get him puffed back up?
♫
If you knew sushi, like I knew sushi….
♫
*heddesk*
sriusly, aren’t these teh kind that have dat killer poysun?
And not just the orange ones are poison.
nawt tihs wun is nawt teh poyson fugu. Same fambily diffrnt fishie. Dis fishie nawt nootritious or deelicious, either. Just pricklee.
You had an Alka-Seltzer
but I eated it
ROFL!
win ^_^
Plop plop fizz fizz
O wut a reeleef it iz!
I can has Bean-o?
Pamprin, for that bloated feelin
Eezyy-open bottle with childproof cap.
IF INNER SEAL IS BROKEN OR MISSING, DO NOT USE.
(if inner lolseal is broken or missing, try getting urself a bukkit)
fink mai inner lolseal be missyng – can ai haz penquin insted?
Heh heh … u too r the phunnee! Teh niiiice thing bout the Menopaws … no moar Pamprin or Midol…. yippee! yahoo! Course then u getz all grey an shrivuld up an ur bonez turn to chalk, but, hay, iz still priddy gud tradeoff.
Fugu and da horse u rided in on!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
much WIN
dis da fishie dat wuz cawted by da prif… preev… da fisherkitteh in teh pixter befoar dis one!
Ooohhh…ah had a puffee fishee fowrz a petz onct.
he wuz onlee fishie inna eenourmuz sawlt water tank
mah parentz traded puffee fishee fowrz manee fresh water fishez.
ah mist mah puffee fishee ahn wuld vizit him aht teh pet stowre
den he gowt solded ahn ah dinnt getz to seez himz anymowr.
Heelee~um Balloon
Feeshee puffz upz wen himz wantz
2 beez summplayse elss
Ieez pawpz way owt! Iz
syne Heelee~um Feeshee iz
atz Crittikill mass
Spynez stikkz owt juss a
bitz befoar mowff oapenz andz
Feeshee flyz away!
Jack.
Wanted larger view of tiny fin, almost swallowed up in dis behbees show of Irate Fishie fury…
hayt to be ‘that commenter’, but holdin a fishie out of teh water iz lyke someone holding you under the water. Not funny or cute; this is a cruel, cruel lolfish.
akshully, I *fink* dis is a frog, not a fish. But I cud be rong.
No legs. It’s a poor widdle puffer fishie.
s’troo, dere’s no legs, but maybe itsa in its tadpole state, sort of?
if dats troo, den we needs tu ask de cheezadmin to taek down dis pikshur, right?
Duz ennyboddie no foar shure if dis is a frog or a fishie?
Tis Fishie.
Iz scuba diver.
Bad to make fish blow up…
Probably okay, if returned quickly, tho, since iz so small.
I am going to pretend that fishie was returned quickly!
Actually, fish can live longer out of water, than we can live under the water.
Strange, but true.
I also keep Koi, and if you do not watch carefully in the spring, they can jump right out of the water in the spring, when mating.
I have found them out of the water, and returned them, and had them live on for many years.
They breathe, as you know, through gills. Well, the gill CAN extract some air out the the air, whereas we can NOT extract air out of the water with our lungs.
Sorry for the non lol speak.
This pic is probably okay, but as a diver, I am a little worried about that puffer.
Fanks Msfolly. I am pretending that, tu!
sees da burgers comment unda da pitcha ’bout fugu fishiez. Dis beez a fugu fishi- since da burgers in Hawiiii deh seez dem a round.
az to pitchur- habn’t anybudi hadz a curious kitteh lik my fishykitteh gurl. She findz fings and she wantz a pitchur to member itz by. Iz hab mani mani pitchurs ub froggiez, sallymanderz, fishez, wurms……. dat shez foun innerestin. She axes uz two takez pitchur den she putz animal bac where itz belong. She onli 11 butz berry concernd bout enviroment n animalz n taken care ub da wurld. Shez wud neber hurtz an animal, she jus wantz a pitchur to member it ( an sumtimz identifi it) by.
I wuldnt wurry- dis nice liv, wet fishy, mos likely wentz plop! bac in da wata after itz pitcher waz taken….
momcat
akshully, after moar lukking, I fink yu are rite. Dis not a funny to hab de fishie outta water. Want tu ask foar removing pikshur?
fanks tu Msfolly, luks liek perhaps dis fishie wud me OK if put back into water swiftly. So, prolly no reason to remove pikshur.
Gud luk, liddle fishie!
invisibull legz.
I went lukking on de interwebs, and dere are seberal kinds of frogs dat puff up, sum foar protekshun and sum foar de luv songs! Lukking at de eyes on dis pikshure, it shure luks liek it cud bee a frog, so not too worries aboot de krueltee, thank gudness!
finz not feet. iz a fish.
alzo, is probly ok. long as hooman dint keep outa du wahter too longz.
Fanks, pb. I’m not tu grate wif the animals akshully.
yoo iz lyke a fisch outta wadder when it comes 2 annyahmules, LyP?
i fink is prolly katch-kwik taek funnee pichure-an-releese. (katch-an-releese fishin iz poplur were i livez; fishez notz grow in teh manmade laykes nachurly, hazta be trukked in. so you katch-kwik taek pichure-an releese.)
Ile huffs, an Ile puffs, an Ile blow ur howse down!!!
Down by the station,
early in the morning,
See the little pufferbellies
all in a row!
all in a roe!
VERY clever.
See teh skoobahdyver
Lift teh lidl fishie
Puff! Puff!
Kwik! Clik pic!
Tehn off yu go!
Alternative last lyn:
Tehn off fugu!
ftw!
gud wun AC!
momcat
berry cleber AC
I wanna go home,
I wanna go home,
Well, I feel so puffed-up,
I wanna go home…
dis iz whut happens when yoo eat 2 mush cheezburgers!
i think that photo is cruel but cute
my poynty endz–let mii show them to yoo..
they iz liddle an Kuuyoot
I’m in yer hand,
trying wiff awl my mite
2 skare yoo!!1
(iz it werking?)
Yes, liddle puffee phish. Iz werking. Ai so skeered ai putz yoo bak in water nau.
Bye Bye, liddle puffee phish. May yoo liv long an prospurr.
blow fish are cute!
Toooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too funny!!!!
Muffin? Wut muffin? I dun now wer da muffin iz!
My pokémans, let me show you them!
Hai, nubee here, can oui play 2?
Kours youz kan plai, bring cheeeezbugah?
kurz u plai nubeee y not
Wai ov corse yoo can. An welcome. No roolz heer cepting bee nice!! (an trai verree hard to bee clever an nawt shout “furst” shud yoo bee in taht posishun.)
Of corse, yoo can if yoo reelee wantz too, but yoo will get a reelee low burger rating. Fur us, the top spot iz the place where yoo must show taht yoo haz teh rite stuff. Can bee quite skeeree, akshullee. Menee suffer frum toadal brayne freeze.
Oh Hai Bubbashoomin!
Welcum, welcum.
Iz alwais nise to hab noo peeps heer. Juss jump rite in an start habing fun!
I allus lubs it wen peepul introduce demselbs. Den wee can welcum dem!!
Tanks Y’all. I’ll never get nawt second,(too sloe) and we are not that clebber. But, I relly like reading ur comments.
My lolcatspeak is not very gud, so scuse pleze.
be gud
Yull lern lolcatspeak az U go. Iffnot shur, jes maek it up – in r wurld, lysdexia onlee halps ar brayns! Glad 2 haf u joinin in!
Ohnoes!
Poor pritty lolfish.
As cute as that fish is, I really don’t like this one. The poor little guy’s dying, not pouting. I really hope they put him back.
We has attained surfiss! Nao see huumins in de natral evvirament!
…Dey look funee in de bavving sootz…
Poor puffer! I sure hope it didn’t die!
*hed asplode*
(but yeah, I do hope they put that fish back in the water)
I gotz BIGGEST hit.
Wow. A little bloated?
hawnest, dis phitchee handleeng qwite welacshally, sew polyte adn awl.
ai sew much moar craynkeez wen ai swollded!!!
Um, well, this pic is cruel, you know. The fish needs AIR. Not funny at all.
I meant to say that this fish needs to be in the water to get air – it can’t breathe out of water – and it is dying. This is a BAD BAD BAD pic – no LOL whatsoever.
it bad if de fishie blow up on de land air not gud for puffy fishie to blow up in foar does of u dat don’t noes dey can die if dey puff wid de air dat y in de fishie books dey say to take dem out in de ting of wader
me lovs de fishie so i reads in de fishy book dat if de puffy fishie puff wid de air it are bad for dem cause it cans kill dem so dey always say if u has to picks dem up use ting wif wader so if dey puff dey no dye since dey takes in de wader no air
*starts singin*
No a-air, air!
No a-air, air!
look, an openbsd!
thanks but no moar hooman fued it make me bloated
LOLLERFISH
PUT ME BACK IN WATER
I IZ GOING TO DIE!
teh poofie fishie needz air so put him bak in water because teh earthz elementz vari… ve… is difrent in difrent kyndz of lyfe. HE WILL SPLORT!
I own a marine tank, and worked in an aquarium for three years- that fish is a small margarita (blue spot) toby pufferfish. They’re meant to puff up UNDERWATER with water, not air. When they puff up outside the water, the air damages their internal organs when they can’t expell all the bubbles they create, it messes up their swim bladder and can kill them.
It’s not a funny picture and shouldn’t be used to make lol because it sends a bad message out for people to find these fish (sometimes in tidepools, usually around colar reefs) and not know they’re hurting them by making them puff up. They only do that when they are so scared they believe they’ll die or the ARE dying. Sorry to be “tl’dr ish” but it’s all true.
‘Member, stress iz not gud fugu.
“Gud fugu”! I crakz me up!
I had a golf ball for you, but I ate it!
scary…
Iz sorry, but ai haz to say dat teh fisheh iz prolly not happeh cuz he iz not in watur!
awww i want to hold the fish!
too deflate:
pull out dodgy-looking fing from side of fishhy, wait too deflate (ten minoots) and den eat with a side toona salad:3
i think thse fish r poisonus.
Amazing photo
Amazing
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yoo guiz R full of hawt air….
LOL !!!
i fink i will go fink airy thoughts…
what is that but thats funny
Heh, that fish doesn’t seem happy at all. He looks like he wants to eat someone’s finger.
Fisheh pumps air in instead of water when lifted from sea. Fisheh will actually die.
No really. That person killed the puffer fish.
Iz b-lol-fish.
Dat hoomun do a bad thing to teh fisheh. :c Poor fisheh. Iz nawt werf teh lulz.