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  1. starling says:

    Noa it be mai turn! Plz be puttin hed here.

  2. PlNG says:

    But I’m all right!

  3. rodney dill says:

    A natural Axe with a cat… as opposed to unnatural Axe with a sheep.

  4. rodney dill says:

    Soon to be known as “Bob” the cat.

  5. handikat says:

    Ai am teh ecksekewshoner.

    Who be neckst?

  6. Anne says:

    Offensive!

    • spykes_mom says:

      reelee? ai laffed mah hed awf.

      :-P

    • Romeow says:

      Anne, I unnerstand y u frot dis waz offensive.

      Personally, I didn’t see it dat wai, buts I’ve taken SO many pics ov my kittehz yawning, dats teh first fing I saw. Kitteh really yawning, but catshun is taunting, an I frot it waz funneh.

      Butts, dere r lotz of peeps out dere (nawt cheez peeps)dat do bad fings to kittehz. Eberywon wud b moar dan juss offended, if dey frot dat ennywon waz reely tryin to chop dis kitteh. Sum peeps doan eben liek to joke bout such a fing.

      Personally, I doan liek to hear peeps use wurds dat I fink r bad, eben if dey doan mean it in a bad wai. Wen I say sumpfin, sum peeps juss poo poo meh and keep laffin. Dats OK, an I doan get upset. I fink I shud speak up wen I hear sumpfin offensive. I fink eberywon shud speak up wen dey hear or see sumpfin offensive. But, teh fings I fink r offensive r nawt teh saem fings dat eberywon finks r offensive. I hab mah opinions and dey hab dere own opinions.

      I hope dat u r nawt upset dat sum peeps had a diffrent opinion. We r nice peeps here that lub kittehz and lub laffin. Iz a liddle laff vacation fur a lot ov us. I hope to see moar commints frum u!

      {{{{{Anne}}}}}

    • Mizhizzyfitz says:

      As much as I hate to admit it, Anne has a point. It is common knowledge in the world of animal rescue that there are those mentally ill individuals in our society who copy bad things they see. So, we do try to be careful and protect the innocent from the insane.
      It’s easy to forget that ICHC has a vast audience of all kinds of people, from all walks of life. It’s not just the smaller percentage of us who participate in this community. We do love cats. We would never hurt them. But I, for one, find ICHC a refreshing breath of fresh air, a place to laugh, to be silly and most of all not to be judged harshly. I would hate to lose that, but I will also remember, in the future, to be more responsible about what I do treat as humorous.

      • onceajinx says:

        But der’s no hooman in da pitcher. Jus a kitteh hoo waket up awn da chawppin blok wher a acks wuz stored. Nuffin to copee….

        Aye wuz shockt too wen Aye furst saw dis awn da votee payj. Den Aye laff an laff! Den Aye say, iz kitteh yawnin R hissing? Hmmm…. den Aye laff an laff!

      • Kathleen says:

        Yah. Wen I furs saw, mai ai balls popped out an stared. I tot, My Gawd!

        But I likes teh idea. Teh kitteh wins.

        Dat is teh moas important.

  7. Anne says:

    Offensive! Get rid of it!

    • handikat says:

      errrr – wai?

      Kitteh is yawnin in teh sun on a blok of wud used for choppin lawgs.

      We all kno nowun reely trai to hurts kitteh.

      Kapshun suggests kitteh laffin at stoopy hoomn.

      How ani ob dis offensyv? :confused:

      • woodchuck says:

        To teh necks persun hoo gits off-ended fur no reezun:
        Off wif yur hed!

      • sarakitty says:

        wel, teh kitteh iz off teh fens…

      • doctorcat says:

        Boviously, dis pikshur is offensive to stoopy hoomins hoo don’t like bein laffed at by cats.

        (BTW, the “confused” smiley is made with a colon followed by a question mark, like this :?

        • doctorcat says:

          )

          (furgot to close mah parentheses. wudn’t want teh smiley to excape)

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            yoo doan fooool me, yoo were just afrayed teh krazy laydee frum teh eets, shoots,and leeves boook wood com and korrekt it. adn tehn puddit in hers nex buk wif skorn.

            er, youre nawt taht laydee, r yoo? if sew, sowy. eye lubs yore book, adn eyem shore yore not as kwazy as tehy says.

            • doctorcat says:

              No, MaryO, I is not the puncuturation lady from Eets, Shoots, an Leeves. I jus wish I waz! I haz a persnickety alter ego called Grammar Crank, but she won’t eben look at dis site! I leeves her at home wen I comes here. I mosly just turns her loose on freshmens essays.

            • Mizhizzyfitz says:

              U shud bring her here. Whut you think…MizhizzyFitz mai reel name!? Leas she iz laffin when she leaves here. For a few minutz she be a hole nuther peeps an ourselvez be wun in harmonees! Tries it ..Srsly!

        • handikat says:

          Ai workded tihs owt after ai borked teh smilie. Abowt teh code, ai meens. Woulda been bedda to hab checked it befawr ai traied tew poast.

          hey -ho!

    • Starknight says:

      OH NOES! Sumbuddy traid 2 kut off kittehs hed!

      Nao ebberywun b trai’n 2 mayk pichurs ob de kittehs b in chopt at wit ax, an kittehs b loosin’ heds and paws and tayls… de hoarer! De hoarer! O, de infelinity!

      Duz nawt due dis at hoam! TINK OB DE KITTEHS!!!

      …..

      …..

      …..

      (Tayks tung owt ob cheek…)

    • Mizhizzyfitz says:

      u mus be new here…for those of u who are new to ICHC, pleese to no teh onliest thing we lubs az mush as teh kittehs iz teh klebberness. An bout teh tyme u kan deesypher
      kthxbai

    • Mizhizzyfitz says:

      U… assume too mush! Whateber.

    • Ambercat says:

      Donut let yur cat plai wit an aks! It is far too hevvee for kitteh to lift an tehy mite strain tehir lidl pawses! Plus tehy R rilly not taht gud at choppin wud! Much bedderer to get gassentralheeting instawled. A moer sootibble shor for teh kittehs is woshing up oar mebbee hoovering….!

      • Gober says:

        Ai concurr.

        Mai kitteh (aka swiffertail) is akshullee an expert dusterer: she krawls behine teh cowch an all teh dust bunnies is on her in sted of behine teh cowch. Berrie praktikul.

        Kittehs, nawt just for katching mowses or nomming spaydurs enniemoar.

    • Msfolly says:

      Get a grip, Anne.

    • Mauhsee says:

      no. kitteh triumfant ! !

  8. Allen says:

    heckler cat laughs at you

  9. leaderoftheband says:

    Kitteh fot he wuz goin 2 dinner
    weh tehy axed him,
    “Wud u lik a chop?”

  10. Kevin says:

    Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat…

  11. Dana says:

    DO. NOT. WANT!

  12. Gober says:

    Wen my manijer tole me ai wuz getten teh akse ai didden suspek he ment it litturallee.

  13. rodney dill says:

    No, I meant for you to axe the Oracle Cat a question.

  14. karen says:

    HAHA! didn eeven has 2 uze up 1 uv mai lifes.

  15. rhsb says:

    Lizzeh Bordun Kitteh!

    • Romeow says:

      I was juss finkin dat an was chekin to see if ennywon beat meh to it.
      U beat meh!

      Lizzeh Kitteh tuk an axe
      an gab her hoomin 40 waks…

      • Ambercat says:

        Oar mebbee kitteh has been listnin to Peter Selers doin “Auntie Rotter” – bit obscyur an Ai carnt fynd a linkee, sry.

        If yu do fynd a link, it is verree off-culur and hilairius! So be warned!!

  16. snorgler says:

    Dis be Sir Gawain, and de Greenie Knigt be on udder end of dat axe.

  17. kittehlurve says:

    Marie Antoinette reincarnated…

  18. doctorcat says:

    Axe me no kwestions, I tells u no lies.

    (Can’t bleeve nobuddy sed dat yet)

  19. philene says:

    pardon moi

  20. rommiow says:

    wayt, wut? i noes can warmeez b4 rowreeng fyre? knot so phuneez acshalee. Pleeze tu foargibbsz?

  21. D.R. says:

    I thot u sed u was choppin celary an carrits! I wants ta salad!

    • SueBooKitteh says:

      an salled alwayz tastees bedder when sumone else does th3 choppin…cept if der be floof amongst the greens….tehn its “Who’z flooff this be?” (kittehs look about all wyde eyed innosince) “Don’t make me DNA swab you again, you liddle Floof-Share-ers”

      • Romeow says:

        Hee hee!

        Yes, teh kittehz r gud “Floof-Share-ers.”
        Dey r gibbers…dey gib, gib, gib, an neber taek.

        • rommiow says:

          yixes adn apaulo…appawl..apLOLogeez, knot meen tu horn inn awn ur naymes romeow, me addeded teh ow tu mai frist stoopey hyoomey nayme. Will maykez nu wun. Pleeze to forgibb? I sew nu i neber reelized the flat yeloww pancaxe is nawt pensles but faces!!! I sowies. will make fitz

          • Romeow says:

            Oh hai rommiow!

            U doan hab to change ur naem. Iz gud naem. I finks dat teh Cheez Peeps can tell teh diffrence. Dey r bery smrt.

            • rommiow says:

              Hai Romeow!

              Fank yu foar nawt madz.

              Dey and yu iz awl smarterz than mee elebentee tymes, foar shure!!!

              Just nawt wanted look lyke i r name feef. Will nawt worreez now since yu aprooved.

              curtsey befoar yu.

            • Mizhizzyfitz says:

              U can putz teh emfasis on teh different sillylalables…iz soun diffrent. No wun eber eben notis…Srsly.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            rommiow – yur name iz verree nice, an verree diffrunt (akshullee) frum Romeow. Yoo can bee happee to share (sorta) yur nayme wif Romeow, becuz Romeow iz wun ov the verree nicest peepl heer – an also moast funnee.

            An welcome heer. Yur Lolcatspeek iz alreddee quite gud.

  22. Mr. Worf says:

    Altho kitteh better be careful, so’s he dusn’t hav an axe-ident ;)

  23. Noobalox says:

    teh kitteh is gonna go hand some1 his axe now

    (*runs from the Pun Police*)

  24. Ben says:

    Fast kitteh dodges ur attaxe.

  25. Beppo says:

    It’s Mary, Queen of Cats.

  26. rose says:

    amerikan sycko foiled by sycko kitteh.

  27. gascat says:

    “psycho kitteh, ques que se, na na na, na, na, na, na, na
    run, run, run, runz awaiiiiiiiii!”

    momcat

  28. Petsem says:

    Return to Pet Semetary

    Zain’t happenin’

  29. Me says:

    prrrrrrrriffic . . . What is this Anne Lady talking about? Offensive? Yea right!

  30. Elvira McDuffy says:

    OK! OK! I bes usin duh skrachin post!

  31. Elvira McDuffy says:

    OK! Sheez! So I let vet trim de tonails!

  32. peanut says:

    EPIC WINZ MWHAHAHA GO LOL KITTEHS


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