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Noa it be mai turn! Plz be puttin hed here.
Dis Anne Bolyn kitteh habin da wishin dream da nite before…..neber marry no one wit numbers affer der names.
wtf da green knight?!? thought he wud be greener.
But I’m all right!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Ai cut doan trees, Ai eet mai lunch,
I go to teh lavatoree.
On Wednesdays I go shawping
And have buttered scoens for tee!
kontinyood in teh Holzfäller vershun (in mai bestest lolgermun):
ich felle bawme und hypf und schpring
stek bloomen in die vars
ich schlupf in frowenkleider
und lummel mich in bars
und lummel mich in bars?
Oh hee’z a lumbrrjak an heez ok!
Gober – ai am so impresst. Ai donut thnk ai cud even trai to doo lolgermun.
ai’m a kitteh an ai’m ok
ai sleepz all nite and ai sleepz all day.
“Im awl rit, don nobodi wuri ’bout meiz”
momcat
A natural Axe with a cat… as opposed to unnatural Axe with a sheep.
I’d say this kitteh naow haz a ax to grind wit U jus…better wach out!
HEE! Kleebahn!
Soon to be known as “Bob” the cat.
Unds now ther beez a pawse
Ai am teh ecksekewshoner.
Who be neckst?
Offensive!
reelee? ai laffed mah hed awf.
Bedder to laff ur hed off den to hav it choppd off, I all ways say.
me too, spykes_mom
Anne, I unnerstand y u frot dis waz offensive.
Personally, I didn’t see it dat wai, buts I’ve taken SO many pics ov my kittehz yawning, dats teh first fing I saw. Kitteh really yawning, but catshun is taunting, an I frot it waz funneh.
Butts, dere r lotz of peeps out dere (nawt cheez peeps)dat do bad fings to kittehz. Eberywon wud b moar dan juss offended, if dey frot dat ennywon waz reely tryin to chop dis kitteh. Sum peeps doan eben liek to joke bout such a fing.
Personally, I doan liek to hear peeps use wurds dat I fink r bad, eben if dey doan mean it in a bad wai. Wen I say sumpfin, sum peeps juss poo poo meh and keep laffin. Dats OK, an I doan get upset. I fink I shud speak up wen I hear sumpfin offensive. I fink eberywon shud speak up wen dey hear or see sumpfin offensive. But, teh fings I fink r offensive r nawt teh saem fings dat eberywon finks r offensive. I hab mah opinions and dey hab dere own opinions.
I hope dat u r nawt upset dat sum peeps had a diffrent opinion. We r nice peeps here that lub kittehz and lub laffin. Iz a liddle laff vacation fur a lot ov us. I hope to see moar commints frum u!
{{{{{Anne}}}}}
Oh, Romeow. I allus new u wuz wun ub teh best ub us.
U has reelee sed gud stuff.
<3
Kat
As much as I hate to admit it, Anne has a point. It is common knowledge in the world of animal rescue that there are those mentally ill individuals in our society who copy bad things they see. So, we do try to be careful and protect the innocent from the insane.
It’s easy to forget that ICHC has a vast audience of all kinds of people, from all walks of life. It’s not just the smaller percentage of us who participate in this community. We do love cats. We would never hurt them. But I, for one, find ICHC a refreshing breath of fresh air, a place to laugh, to be silly and most of all not to be judged harshly. I would hate to lose that, but I will also remember, in the future, to be more responsible about what I do treat as humorous.
But der’s no hooman in da pitcher. Jus a kitteh hoo waket up awn da chawppin blok wher a acks wuz stored. Nuffin to copee….
Aye wuz shockt too wen Aye furst saw dis awn da votee payj. Den Aye laff an laff! Den Aye say, iz kitteh yawnin R hissing? Hmmm…. den Aye laff an laff!
Yah. Wen I furs saw, mai ai balls popped out an stared. I tot, My Gawd!
But I likes teh idea. Teh kitteh wins.
Dat is teh moas important.
I gree w Kat leen. Firs I laff; den i tink huzzah! kitteh wins! ‘n laff mor
Offensive! Get rid of it!
errrr – wai?
Kitteh is yawnin in teh sun on a blok of wud used for choppin lawgs.
We all kno nowun reely trai to hurts kitteh.
Kapshun suggests kitteh laffin at stoopy hoomn.
How ani ob dis offensyv? :confused:
To teh necks persun hoo gits off-ended fur no reezun:
Off wif yur hed!
Teh Kween of Harts wil be most displeesed!
Pleez to not be disappeering so we can trye agin.
Oops, dat wuz sposed to go as a new comment, luks a littul weerd heer…
But lols at off wif heds
Hardly anything to lose your head over.
wel, teh kitteh iz off teh fens…
Boviously, dis pikshur is offensive to stoopy hoomins hoo don’t like bein laffed at by cats.
(BTW, the “confused” smiley is made with a colon followed by a question mark, like this
)
(furgot to close mah parentheses. wudn’t want teh smiley to excape)
yoo doan fooool me, yoo were just afrayed teh krazy laydee frum teh eets, shoots,and leeves boook wood com and korrekt it. adn tehn puddit in hers nex buk wif skorn.
er, youre nawt taht laydee, r yoo? if sew, sowy. eye lubs yore book, adn eyem shore yore not as kwazy as tehy says.
No, MaryO, I is not the puncuturation lady from Eets, Shoots, an Leeves. I jus wish I waz! I haz a persnickety alter ego called Grammar Crank, but she won’t eben look at dis site! I leeves her at home wen I comes here. I mosly just turns her loose on freshmens essays.
U shud bring her here. Whut you think…MizhizzyFitz mai reel name!? Leas she iz laffin when she leaves here. For a few minutz she be a hole nuther peeps an ourselvez be wun in harmonees! Tries it ..Srsly!
Ai workded tihs owt after ai borked teh smilie. Abowt teh code, ai meens. Woulda been bedda to hab checked it befawr ai traied tew poast.
hey -ho!
OH NOES! Sumbuddy traid 2 kut off kittehs hed!
Nao ebberywun b trai’n 2 mayk pichurs ob de kittehs b in chopt at wit ax, an kittehs b loosin’ heds and paws and tayls… de hoarer! De hoarer! O, de infelinity!
Duz nawt due dis at hoam! TINK OB DE KITTEHS!!!
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(Tayks tung owt ob cheek…)
u mus be new here…for those of u who are new to ICHC, pleese to no teh onliest thing we lubs az mush as teh kittehs iz teh klebberness. An bout teh tyme u kan deesypher
kthxbai
an bout teh tyme u deesyfur this u be getz it…got cut off sorry…
Did I jus say dat…”got cut off”…..clebberness by default..I jus nawt dat quick naturally.
subliminal – it’s awl sublininal. Yoo AR taht quick nachurallee – yoo just purrhaps don’t know it! :wicked:
darn – ai ment (ai hoep)
O hai, Janet!
I posted bak on teh velcro tong thread (I tihnk) abaout haow to do teh differint expreshuns on teh fayses.
If was not teh tung thread, was teh telly-foney wun.
If yoo can’t fynd it lets me knoes an Ai’ll post it agayne
Tahnk yoo verre much, handikat. WATCH (maybee – praktiss maeks purrfekt heer, ai think)
U… assume too mush! Whateber.
Donut let yur cat plai wit an aks! It is far too hevvee for kitteh to lift an tehy mite strain tehir lidl pawses! Plus tehy R rilly not taht gud at choppin wud! Much bedderer to get gassentralheeting instawled. A moer sootibble shor for teh kittehs is woshing up oar mebbee hoovering….!
Ai concurr.
Mai kitteh (aka swiffertail) is akshullee an expert dusterer: she krawls behine teh cowch an all teh dust bunnies is on her in sted of behine teh cowch. Berrie praktikul.
Kittehs, nawt just for katching mowses or nomming spaydurs enniemoar.
swiffer tail works eben bedder iffen you spway it wif Endust
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Kittehs awlso maek eggsellent hawt warder bottles in teh coeld wevver – partickly gud for chilluns as no chans ob scalding!
i dunno, sowns like unfare kitty labor to me. mebbee shood form a yooonyun!
hey, I maked a cofyoosed smiley but awl i sees is a flat liddel yeller pankake…whud I did rong?
I getz da twoo Mary- youz mus be on IE lik meiz- smiliez neber seams ta kum out rit on IE- derz wun dat alwaz cumz up az a big fat banana fur me!
If u use firefox ( not fired fox….) den deh cumz outz ok. ‘cept den I haz tribblez wif postin….
awl welllz 6 ub wun 1/2 dozsen ub de oder……
momcat
eye has Mericuh own lyne. hmmmm.
Get a grip, Anne.
INDIGGNASHUN! It haz me!
no. kitteh triumfant ! !
heckler cat laughs at you
Nelson Muntz cat poynts an laffs.
“HA HA!”
Kitteh fot he wuz goin 2 dinner
weh tehy axed him,
“Wud u lik a chop?”
grooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat…
She kan hab teh hart iz teh cat that getz me!
U maried teh ax-murdur?
He iz mai ex-ax-murdurer
DO. NOT. WANT!
Wen my manijer tole me ai wuz getten teh akse ai didden suspek he ment it litturallee.
kitteh avoids bein’ “rightsized”
No, I meant for you to axe the Oracle Cat a question.
HAHA! didn eeven has 2 uze up 1 uv mai lifes.
Lizzeh Bordun Kitteh!
I was juss finkin dat an was chekin to see if ennywon beat meh to it.
U beat meh!
Lizzeh Kitteh tuk an axe
an gab her hoomin 40 waks…
Oar mebbee kitteh has been listnin to Peter Selers doin “Auntie Rotter” – bit obscyur an Ai carnt fynd a linkee, sry.
If yu do fynd a link, it is verree off-culur and hilairius! So be warned!!
Dis be Sir Gawain, and de Greenie Knigt be on udder end of dat axe.
Yay! fur teh middel inglish litterachur!
Cept Sir Gawain got teh skratch on teh nek fur takin teh Laydee’s girdle. Dis kitteh no gots teh skratch. Wut himz wants wif girdle? Nao if she offured himz teh tuna fishes. . . .
cud imajin kitteh would like GARTER, not girdul….esp floofy garter to be speshull events coller….as if kitteh cud go to speshull ebents
Anywhare kitteh goez iz a speshull ebent.
Annoder peece ov LOLcat wizdom.
Marie Antoinette reincarnated…
Axe me no kwestions, I tells u no lies.
(Can’t bleeve nobuddy sed dat yet)
pardon moi
wayt, wut? i noes can warmeez b4 rowreeng fyre? knot so phuneez acshalee. Pleeze tu foargibbsz?
I thot u sed u was choppin celary an carrits! I wants ta salad!
an salled alwayz tastees bedder when sumone else does th3 choppin…cept if der be floof amongst the greens….tehn its “Who’z flooff this be?” (kittehs look about all wyde eyed innosince) “Don’t make me DNA swab you again, you liddle Floof-Share-ers”
Hee hee!
Yes, teh kittehz r gud “Floof-Share-ers.”
Dey r gibbers…dey gib, gib, gib, an neber taek.
yixes adn apaulo…appawl..apLOLogeez, knot meen tu horn inn awn ur naymes romeow, me addeded teh ow tu mai frist stoopey hyoomey nayme. Will maykez nu wun. Pleeze to forgibb? I sew nu i neber reelized the flat yeloww pancaxe is nawt pensles but faces!!! I sowies. will make fitz
Oh hai rommiow!
U doan hab to change ur naem. Iz gud naem. I finks dat teh Cheez Peeps can tell teh diffrence. Dey r bery smrt.
Hai Romeow!
Fank yu foar nawt madz.
Dey and yu iz awl smarterz than mee elebentee tymes, foar shure!!!
Just nawt wanted look lyke i r name feef. Will nawt worreez now since yu aprooved.
curtsey befoar yu.
U can putz teh emfasis on teh different sillylalables…iz soun diffrent. No wun eber eben notis…Srsly.
rommiow – yur name iz verree nice, an verree diffrunt (akshullee) frum Romeow. Yoo can bee happee to share (sorta) yur nayme wif Romeow, becuz Romeow iz wun ov the verree nicest peepl heer – an also moast funnee.
An welcome heer. Yur Lolcatspeek iz alreddee quite gud.
*blushes*
Cheez Peeps r teh nisest in teh hole wide whirled.
Yesh. Tis troo.
I lubs dem wif all mah hart.
srsly
<3
Altho kitteh better be careful, so’s he dusn’t hav an axe-ident
Dint ai heer a certain sumwun talking about punz nawt too long ago????
Ai heer dat teh pun iz teh lowest form uv hyoomer.
Duz dat meen teh bun iz teh lowest form uv bred?
(aplologeez 2 Piers Anthony fr steelin hiz joke)
Mah daddeh allus sed teh pun is teh lowest form of hoomer–unless u happen to fink of it urself.
Puns make me happi, tho
Yay for Xanth!
teh kitteh is gonna go hand some1 his axe now
(*runs from the Pun Police*)
Fast kitteh dodges ur attaxe.
It’s Mary, Queen of Cats.
amerikan sycko foiled by sycko kitteh.
“psycho kitteh, ques que se, na na na, na, na, na, na, na
run, run, run, runz awaiiiiiiiii!”
momcat
Mai brudder’s scowt troop has tihs as teihr theem sawng! Best nawt to aks, rilly!
Return to Pet Semetary
Zain’t happenin’
prrrrrrrriffic . . . What is this Anne Lady talking about? Offensive? Yea right!
OK! OK! I bes usin duh skrachin post!
OK! Sheez! So I let vet trim de tonails!
Best LOL Ever.
EPIC WINZ MWHAHAHA GO LOL KITTEHS