Plz won’t u be
my naybir?
dis kitteh continues the long line of TV impersonator kittehs…
picture: knitgrrl, with cat Spike. lol caption: Xina
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And take this thing off me?
Mi furst thought also. Does not luk comfurtable. Sides. How can th fuzy kitteh belleh be snorgled wif all dat yarn inda wai?
Purhaps your danse be strip-teez? Um. But notz from, eh, me. There are ezly frightned bebe kittehs around. We coulds maybe find volunteerz.
axshelly dis kitteh looks lik chococat, xsept chococat is sexxy black kitteh-gurl.
she will dooz strippteezey for yu with her black silk and saxxy poyntee enz!
*(from meatloaf pusition) frunt pawz out…and suh-low-wlee streccch…
*rumpy, bumpy: up in da air…and…slowwlee…streccch…
*NOW… ON HIND LEGGS, Rips! Rips! swetter in shreds! pointy ends drop swetter shreddy stringies to the grownd!…and theyre stands the loverlee..the vishuss…teh fem fey-towl…Chococat.
(mreeeoww… swetter makez kitteh awl hot and buttered.)
I dunno….butt kitteh so cute I wunt too squeeze teh juce owttuff him.
DER u r Kathleen !!!!! been wunderin whar u been……an wunderin ifn u got blowed awai yesturday……..dat waz teh ‘citing storm we gotz huh?????
dis cood getz teh cunfusin……pittue iz frum yesterday, frum me todai….cause todai iz teh Caturdai
HAI!!
Oh, Salleh!! U shud hab SEEN meh….it was sooooo scareeh!! I had too drive up too Pollock Pines several times…rite up to the Sly Park exit (war u HAD too put on chains) in mah tinee littul Honda Civic.
First trip, a tree cubbured I- 50 an wee all had too wait….last trip I srsly thot I wud die in teh snow. SO scarrreee…dere was rain…den suddenlee snow ebburywere and all over road and it wus slippurree and gettin dark FAST…I cud write all day but I furgot abowt Caturday and I got onlee 20 minutes too go check it out befoar work!!
Tanks fur thinkin ub me!
yase! ai alys hated teh cardigns.
an congrats on bein nawt sekond.
ai wil doo teh but shaken hapi danse fur yu.
shake shake shake!
spin…
shake shake shake!
But on dis kitteh, de cardignant luks grate! So kewt! Arghh!!!!
I must dantzes to distrakt maiself frum splorting . . .
*dantz dantz dantz, shimmy shimmy shayk*
*tayks anudder luk, dantzes eben moar furiously*
Cable-knit cardigan sweater for cats….the easy way to nueter male cats without surgery! (As for effect on female cats, sweater just p.o.’s them)
Cardigan? Ware r teh openning an teh buttens – on teh bak?
iz not cardigan! iz aran – eyerish fisherkitteh sweater. seez da cablez? dis kitteh is goan to teh see, to teh byootiful see and teh sky, wher all he needz iz teh tall ship and teh star to steer it by…
um… an teh gushifudz…
… an teh snorgles…
… an teh nipppy-stuffd plushie toiz…
… an teh faborit fedder toi…
… an teh hooman to opins teh gushifudz can an gibz teh snorgles an trow the plushie and wiggle teh fedder…
awn da noreaster alixis?
yep!!! an wif da waterboys…
whish i wuz a fisherkitteh
tumblin on da see
far away fromz da dry land
where der’s no fishies for me!
out dere wif da tunas
and sammons gud to nom
no cannies to open
soz i don needz no thoms
wif sunlite on my floofs,
niptois in my paws,
woo woo woo…
Wunnerful Masefield refferense.
oh, i lubs da “sea fever” iz one ob ma faborite powmies!!
Applaws!
ohhhh!!! raises pawz in air (awl four ub dem) I noes dat!
John Masefield- Sea Fever!
an oder wun ub mai faborite poemz-
herez hole fing- iz botiful poem….
Sea Fever
I must go down to the seas again,
to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship
and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song
and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face
and a grey dawn breaking.
I must go down to the seas again,
for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call
that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day
with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume,
and the sea-gulls crying.
I must go down to the seas again
to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull’s way and the whale’s way
where the wind’s like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn
from a laughing fellow rover,
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream
when the long trick’s over.
— John Masefield
momcat
Ai tink tihs wus ritten abowt kittehs; teh wai tehy go a bit mad awn windy dais an go orf adventuring awl dai tehn com hoem an sleeeeep.
Is gorgeous kitteh and bery elegant sweater. But Kitteh not need sweater, would be much better on no-fur hoomin babbeh.
But Paul still duzznt hav a relee gud danse!!!!! But – ai see chococat has a PURRRRfekt danse taht we awl can doo. (an chococat luked wunnderful doing it!!)
THE KITTEE STRIP TEEZE DANSE!!
Everbuddee awn the floar, Nao. .
*(from meatloaf pusition) frunt pawz out…and suh-low-wlee streccch…
*rumpy, bumpy: up in da air…and…slowwlee…streccch…
*NOW… ON HIND LEGGS
*Rips! Rips!* (use purrtend swetter) swetter in shreds! pointy ends drop swetter shreddy stringies to the grownd!…
Ta DAAAAH! Prowdlee reveeled in awl herz(hiz) floofitee fluffy gloreee!! the loverlee (hansum) ..the vishuss…teh fem (oar male) fey-towl…Chococat (oar mebbe a beeg oranj cat (gremlin), or ????
I’ll get mah kitteh Derby to do this one fur me. Being in wheelchair makes is diffe dific.. now easy fur me to get on hind legs.
Thanks tho, JCH4K
hai, Paul. Ai can well imajin taht teh wheelchayre wud maek it trikkee!! Ai’m so sorry yoo ar in it. But Ai’ll bet Derby is gud, tho. He/she? What kind ov kitteh doo yoo have? Stripee? Marmee? Tuxie? Yung? Old? Yoo kno – taht kind ov thing.
Ai must say, teh reering up awn the hindlegs iz in ene event nawt so eesy! Tho iz a liddle eezier wif taht rumpy bumpy up in teh air furst! giggloz! Ai can juuuussst barelee do it! Nawt shur ai wud reelee care fur an audience, tho.
Derby is a 9 y-o black and white longhair – a rescue jon. He’s good fun tho, and likes to play with Tigger – 6 y-o black, with no redemming features whatever, and a tabby called Megs, who’s a softie
Oh, PaulCanHas3Kittehs – what a nice liddle famblee you has! Awl mai kittehs are moar or less reskue ones. We have no idea how auld Barney (the moast wunderful cat in the whrild) is. He just appeared the day after my dad died. I’ve written quite a lot about him – Purrhaps you have seen it – or I’ll purrhaps find it and show you it sumetime. Fin and Fiona were born to a stray cat in our truck shed (my sister took mama and other two babbehs. And Cinders a troo reskew from Animal Aid.
You have maed mee laff – Tigger – what duz he do that he has no redemmeing feechurs whatever???
Someone wunz asked my niece Dana what good her kittehz were – she replied “They amews mee, and taht’s there job and they doo it verree well.”
MR ROGER”S NEIGHBORHOOD! ILOVED THAT SHOW!!
I can haz land uf mak-beleev?
nd king day b4 caturday teh 13th!
Culd u be myn?
Wuld u be myn?
woonchew B my naybore?
I wantz to be ur naybor, purty black kitteh!!!
Mr.Rogers wuz my favrite when I wuz leetle.
mah favrut 2, himz alwez b so jentul.
my sillee boi, when he wuz a babeh, insisted on wearing a cardigan awl teh time becuze he lyked mister Rogerz so mush. (he onlee had 1’s wif buttons, naugt zippers)–he even made me put it on obber hiz sleepers. Oh yeah, an he had a pr of deck-shooz type sneekers lyke mister rogers, 2. Had to ware them, 2.
Yah I noez, myn too. He had da heart of epic proport- proprot- He had da supah sizes heart! Wif DUBBLE CHEEZBURGERS!
Iz look’t hims up on wikipedia a few monfs ago.. man, he wuz such a graet dood..
I mizz hims.
Time 4 findz Henrietta Pussycatz neow!
He finded X dah Owel but he eated him…
(jus kiddin chiledrin, X iz jus on.. umm.. vakayshun! Yeah dats it…)
http://www.happylolday.com
LOLZ
yeah, X on vakayshun wif does goldfishez I feedz .. sure .. dats da tickut!
Mama, wot’s vacayshun, were Daddeh went?
Dat’s da name of dah kitteh from Mr. Rogers! aye forgets it and it had been buggin me! Tank q!
Query: Was she original speaker of lolspeak?
i finks that awl kittehs hab awlways speekt lol, but now dey kan tawk on teh ‘pooters!
Iz a byootiful dai in teh nayborhood
a byootiful dai in teh nayborhood…
N such a byootiful swetter nitted jus fur kitteh! Nao we pull on teh strings???
ur mi best frend tew…
wii harly evur argue…
eat spam fum da can…
wach late nyte C-span…
Daniel Striped Tiger. Acshoosly, I gess tihs wun is Daniel Not-Striped Tiger.
Daniel wiff emo hare colour
he alweyz wuz a wee bit emo… probly cuz teh lady wut lived in da carosel.
Ai has fur cote! Wy yu put wooly sweater awn me?!
Ai argree! Blak kitteh vary han-sum on hiz/hur oan.
Nawt 2 menshun, whyt swetur gonna b FULL uf blak hares wen it comz off.
kitteh not happees wif ichy swetur ober teh blak jammies. tempchur goin up so taek tihs off plzkthxbai.
Dat wuz mi furst reakshun. Oooo wut a hansum Kitteh.
I’z awl redee 4 mai date wif Meow-Meow Kitty.
If Mr. Rogers had puts thes on mez, I wuld not killz hem. Sence YOU puts thes on mez…prepayr to DIE!
Ai had undiag-nosed ADD as a kiddy. ai hab nevver seen an intir… enirie… hole epimod3 of mr rogers. ai liket Meow-Meow Kitty tho.
Dis be wun of dose “UH?” wuns – does not craws teh pond. Wot u talkin about?
Hoo Mr Rogers?
I be kitteh’s naybir tho’. An luv him(her) lots.
Mr. Rogers was teh host of a chirrun’s show ober here called Mr. Rogers’ Nayberhood. Himz was varry quiet an gentle, good fur littel bitties. At teh start of ebery show himz wud come in teh “house” an take off his jacket an put on a cardigan sweater. His feem song ended wif teh line, “Wont u be my nayber?” Duz dat helps a bit?
Mah daddeh is also a Mr. Rogers, an wun dai a littel kid moved into r nayberhood an was varry impressed to meet him. Kid tole his momma, “Mr. Rogers is real! An he lives on our street! An he drives a big blue car!”
Dat is hart warmin.
here beez link too Mr Rodgers info.
himz soo nice, so sweet- u reali felt himz cared about YOU, eben ifnz he neber metz you.
usta watch Mr. Rodgers show awl da timz!
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Rogers‘_Neighborhood
momcat
Mr Rodgers go see Prez Clinton 1 tyme…Mr Rodgers say at dinnertime to baow hedz and thnkof sum1 who treetd u nyce 2day…and AWL DA PEEPL BAOWED HEDZ, evn leedurs uv othr nayshuns!!
snafutti!!! Ai am so happee to see yoo. Ai thot ai had been reeding moast everything an it seems like yoo has bee gone fur a while.
But – yoo has had ADD too? We just had a beeg discushun about taht a wile bak – becuz it seems to mee taht uncommonlee menee peepl heer has it.
Wuz moast enlitening fur me, ai must say.
Hi Janet! Has been lurkin, and wheezin. was sick fer a few weeks wif teh bad broncs…breich… icki lunk sick caufin thingies.
Am teh better nao.
I has had ADD and may Hubby Dos has teh ADHD… and mai kiddies, teh is teh
veeerrry actif
Can u sayz “cheezburgr”?
CATMEER MADE FROM KITTEHS!11!
I ar not Cosby kitteh nor ar I Mr Rogers Kitteh plz to be taking this sweater off meh before shredz it.
Kthx bai.
iz nooo kitteh toi – hooman putz on teh kitteh an teh kitteh “plays” wif it while takin it off.
whirld rekkord for dis “play” iz 9.8 sekons! (but dat kitteh didz teh cheet – gibz up an chewwed himz wai out!)
i cauls dat “Kitteh-kat Rowdee-ow!
gettin de swetter on is round wun (for hoomin) .
round to is gettin itz offf (for kitteh).
yu not thinks that crool, ryt?
if needer tha hoomin nowr thi swetter be shreaddedd then there is to winnerss. evvey buddy winz!
ownly if ah can callz u henrietta!
B honis, duz dis swetur maek mi luk fat? Ai gaind wate ober da haulidaze.
wunt u peees
wunt u peees
peees wunt u be
my
neybir
“Hello boys and girls… welcome to my neighborhood. Today we’re gonna put Mr. Hamster in the microwave…(beeeeep)…Pop goes the weasel.”
O…KAY!!!
movin rite along………………..
Dat wuz frm Robeen Wilyams laff bit.
From Robin Williams doing Mr. Rogers on HBO (nearly 30 years ago)
“What? hamster dance reruns again?”
HALP!!! 1 minnit i was playin wif a bal uv yarn, an teh nex minnit………..TIHS!!
If a milyn monkehs wif tipritters kan riet shaekspeer, how mani kittehs wif balz ov yarn it taek 2 nit sweter?
But that’s a pullover! He should be wearing a cardigan!
da kurs of lack of posable thums stryks agiain!
no can hab zipper.
yeah. waitz till u seez pic ub kitteh in a cardigan.
sigh.
I wantz tu b naybir!
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!
Stuart Smalley ref FTW!!
Ai changd mi mynd. No wanna b modl 4 LLBean. Nawt 4 all da cheezburgerz in da wurld.
Bean un sexxxy kitteh, ai wunts to be Abercrumbbee en Fish muddle!
Kitteh must wear it – gramma nitted it!
at least it not bunneh pajammies — though that would be FULL of teh kyoot!!!
anee dai, awll dai long yoo hansum debil !!!
“Whaddya mean it comes with booties?”
suffz on ma feetz!!! DO NOT WANT!!!
(walkz awai – take step, wiggle paw… take nother step, wiggle other paw… take nother step, wiggle first paw ‘gin…
eskie????
yoo ebber put dubble-syded taype on ur kitteh’s feeties? nao DAT’s funnee.
“Ah just luvs mah nu sweddur, but it does sho da cat hair.”
Putteeng swetturr awn
Kitteh iz lyke putteng Tee
koazee awn fuutbawl
Kaybill Nitt Swetturr
luukz nyse awn Kitteh, but pullz
in awll t3h rawng wayz
Kitteh’z fur iz fyne
t3h way it iz! Juss needz sum
rubbinz now andz tehn
Jack.
Kitteh nitted swedder herselb! She uzzed her pointees and maed de cable knit reellee fazt. Her furst attemp tuu!
Ripping yarn – lets me tell youz one.
FTW, Missy!
Hai naybor! Can U says Litterbox?
hahah he looks pissed
Wow, I’m being completely serious right now. I am so excited about adopting new kittahs, I will certainly keep you posted : )
Please!
I will be kittehs naybir! As long as dere’s no rokus partees, and creepy named Mr. McFeelie is no where to be fownd!
oh once i wuz a sailor kitteh
a-sailin on da cee
watchin clowds and floaty thngs go slippin rt past me
a boat i had
but w/o sails
just ors 4 pullin on
the land was far bhind me
and all the goggies- gone
da fishies and da octapie
and dolfins, grey and white
all day went swimming by me
and far into da nite
the moon did shine upon their scales
all silver in the lite
as in my boat they landed
a beyootiful, beyootiful sight
and as the mornin sun arose
all orange and pink the sky
my breakfast was b4 me
wth no cans or bags to buy!
Furry gud Potery! U shud rite perfesshunall!
U swetter’d me wile i sleeps?
for dis, I steel ur breffs wile U sleeps
Ai fink taht is teh angryist ai has evar seen Mr. Rogers.
Tewnyte, on Mastercheezburger Theetah…
Mai famalee iz fwum tha west coste uv Iyerlan.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
That’s my kitteh Spike! Really! (photo was originally on my site knitgrrl.com)
He *is* a handsome boy and thanks you all for the compliments.
Carlton Cat sez why fresh price not on any moar
Kitteh Rogers… ma hero!
it’s a byootiful dai in teh naiberhood…..a byootifil dai 4 a naiber wont ya be mine?
Mr. Rogers, I miss you.
aews0kme!
it r gon b k