Comments on: Ok, iz can ’splain…

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 05:33:00 +0000

like doogie howser, grajuated from collidge when just a babee, korrect?

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 05:05:03 +0000

wif a spicy latin beat and a red lace fan

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:31:17 +0000

I alwaiz did like anteeks.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:29:55 +0000

i cud make wun

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:38:01 +0000

Yay! Nomnomination of Jack fur Pullet Surprize! Himz can be Poet Lariat of ICHC.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:34:50 +0000

U wuz in elefentary skool in sebenty-free? Dat wuz teh yeer I grajuated frum collidge.

I iz anteek! (An I dunno teh song eever)

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:25:41 +0000

WIN!!11!!!

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:04:35 +0000

is there a Don Gato danse?

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:31:38 +0000

Oh, HEBBUNS noe!! I diddun noe all dem vursus eeder! I coppeed an pasted, den changed it all too LOL speek wiff pleshur!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:18:08 +0000

mai son calld me frum kollij to telz me how himz roommee and teh roommee’s frenz gotted drunk an wreckd teh room an stolded teh doornob. mai sonz furst wurdz wuz “i dint akshully witness any ob dis…” nottin gud comz frum a fone call at elebenty-haf pee em taht startz wif “i dint aksully witness any of dis…” at leest it wurnt us gettin teh bill frum teh kollij for teh stolded doornob.

By: vanessa

vanessa — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:26:05 +0000

i think its funny and so cute

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:48:53 +0000

no, dat taek to long. me sum up.

“DOG did it.”

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:44:42 +0000

ai reorganized yer desk! is separated into three pyles: stuff yu hate, stuff yu shud hate, an stuff ai hate. naow to get myself owt uv teh middl…. ai hayts dis part uv organizin…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:41:46 +0000

Oh Jack. *sigh* Ai think, if wee haz awards awn the furst annibersary, yoo will shurlee win the Pullet Surprize fur poetree.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:40:46 +0000

whutchu meen, ai has to use teh compyooter? yu sed, ‘latr ai put mewsic awn mai ipawd’- so ai did it foar yu. wutchu meen yu wuznt bein literel?

dis pod ting is com-plee-kate-ed.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:38:44 +0000

WOWEE ZOWEE Katheleen! Taht is fanTASticul!! An ai nebber hurd awl ov the werds, either – though there hav bee menee refs heer over tiem to Don Gato.

So ai am reelee, reelee glad to heer the hole thing. Did yoo doo that from memoree??

By: Cookie's human

Cookie's human — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:34:46 +0000

i iz embarrassed by deh flater…flatter…um, nice things you sez.

By: teenie

teenie — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:47:34 +0000

Ai fink u meenz Borderlyne Purrsonalitee Disorderr…dats teh “Ai hayt u, dont leev me” wun. Ai werkz inna groop howm wif wunna deez peeplez…em Ai aloud 2 say deez peeplez suk? If not, Ai be awl Pea Sea en say “deez peeplez r kwite challenjin 2 werk wif.”

By: D Marie

D Marie — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:29:55 +0000

Mai frenz an I stil blayme our baby sitter CK. 40 years later, we stil say ‘but CK said it was OK!’

By: bruisinraincloud

bruisinraincloud — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:56:15 +0000

diz cig haz me choked up. sum one help mez!

kai?

thx

bai

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:51:31 +0000

Yah.

Wuts wif u brillyunt peepul makin us stoopees look stoopee?

Wee doan need no help wif dat!

By: da Doctah

da Doctah — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:18:31 +0000

Never mind “Catch Me If You Can”. That DVD is clear across the desk.

I want to know what the case right next to kitteh is. The one that says “Embark on a fantastic journey through time”.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:02:11 +0000

srsly, all dis pic needs is an half empty bottle on it’s side…

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:57:58 +0000

work inturfeers wif ICHC?

*sigh*

teh job has got too go.

By: Punkin

Punkin — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:44:02 +0000

berry nice sogn nebber herd it b4

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:42:09 +0000

Fixed it!

Ur welcom.

By: thisncat

thisncat — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:13:37 +0000

I not teh Eers fan, but wut a gaym!! Fun 4 WV!

Waz wunderin iffn sumwun wud says sumpin.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:13:22 +0000

Best eggscuse EVER!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:12:26 +0000

An ai will dantz fur yoo, too, Kathleen. Teh sawng iz awnlee faintlee in mai hed, so ai just duz what teh Princess has dun.

*danse danse danse,
wiggl wiggl wiggl
caper caper pranse!!!* Yoo know – this iz anodder vershun ov “Pinkee Pinkee Toes,” ai think~

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:04:51 +0000

Oh – Cookie’s human – Kathleen is rite. Hur commint iz reelee gud – an if an ordinaree second commint were maed, awl wud bee well – but YOO had to go an bee brillyunt!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:01:28 +0000

Hai Kathleen – yoo think YOO wuz bad. AI wunc nokked out Jack Deth!!!!! Ai rote sumthin shorl an, ai hoep mildlee amewsing – did mai best – but Jack rote a whole four part haiku – difference ov less tahn a minute. Ai felt SOOOOOOO bad. Ackhsullee – ai still doo.

Regretz – ai haz them.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:21:25 +0000

Dis iz whut happenz
wenz Grabittee rememberz
dat Kittehz canz ‘float’

Grabbittee iz awll
arowndz, but summtymez foargetz
2 payz attenshun

Wen Grabittee payz
attenshun, Kitteh canz jumpz
‘up’, but nawt so hye

Kitteh wuz in syde
2 syde leep wen Grabbitee
reerd itz uglee hedd

Jack.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:14:27 +0000

oh hai. embarking on a fantastik jurney thru time. brb.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:46:01 +0000

lol

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:45:21 +0000

I been tryin to be good m-ploy-ee….end of year chaos started early! I run in an lurk every now and den….I miss play-time! Work really interferes with my ICHC!! Luz to all!

By: stend

stend — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:41:56 +0000

” I was just napping in the catapult – I have no idea what happened “

By: stend

stend — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:40:54 +0000

… kitty sounds mildly bipolar – “I hate everything about you !!! don’t leave me !!!”

next on maury – kitties that love too much

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:25:26 +0000

(I’d comment but I can’t stop laughing at the pic)

By: skimmie

skimmie — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:02:32 +0000

i are sooooooooo luvablel!!

By: Little Bird

Little Bird — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:58:43 +0000

Ok, heers wut happended. Fluffy an Mr. Skoodlebutt camed ober, an Fluffy brot sum ‘nip wit hur. Den wii saws all deese mices, runnin all ober teh playce! We hadda cached dem ob coarse, an…. an… Oh teh cigarette? Ummmmm……. I dunno, maybee yous forgetted it yesturday??? *bats eyes hopefully*

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:49:09 +0000

Iss OT, but… Yay ‘Eers!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:22:29 +0000

I membur lernin dat song in ellementury skool. Mai Gawd, how wee lubbed too sing dat song! We wud prackticlly screem at teh end! It wuz wun ub owr fabruts. I tink teh uddur fabrut (tie) wuz teh Indian Resurvation song.

Dat wuz arown…o…sebbuntee three?

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:19:30 +0000

dere’s a llama farm neer mai howse an ai lykes too blaymez dem wennevvr possbul.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:16:43 +0000

COL!! I hassunt seen ur name! I missud u!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:15:41 +0000

U dants like mee, mary! I tink I will join u!

By: SueBooCat

SueBooCat — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:14:21 +0000

but they takes it like a man….no wait….likes a googie

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:14:04 +0000

den dey will take yu to da recubbery room wif da purty piktur windo overlukin teh PrincessMu Flower Feeld.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:12:02 +0000

O Senyor Don Gato wuz a cat.
On a hai red roof Don Gato sat.
He wuz dere to reed a lettur,
- (meow, meow, meow)
where the reeding lite wuz bettur,
- (meow, meow, meow)
‘Twas a lurve-note for Don Gato!

“I adore you,” wrote the laydeecat,
hoo wuz fluffee wite, and nice and fat.
Dere wuz not a sweeter kittee,
- (meow, meow, meow)
in the country or teh citee
- (meow, meow, meow)
and she said she’d wed Don Gato!

O Senyor Don Gato jumped wif glee!
He fell off teh roof and broke him nee,
broke him ribs and all him whiskurs,
- (meow, meow, meow)
and him littul solar plexus
- (meow, meow, meow)
“Ay Caramba!!” cried Don Gato.

All teh docturs dey came on teh run,
juss too see if sumting cud bee dun.
And dey held a consultashun,
- (meow, meow, meow)
about how to save their pashunt,
- (meow, meow, meow)
how to save Senyor Don Gato.

But in spite of everyteeng dey tried,
poor Senyor Don Gato up and dide.
No, it wassunt veree merree,
- (meow, meow, meow)
going to the cemetaree,
- (meow, meow, meow)
for the ending of Don Gato.

But as teh fyooneral passed teh market skware,
such a smell of fish was in teh air,
tho the bureeal wuz plated,
- (meow, meow, meow)
he became reanimatud,
- (meow, meow, meow)
he came back to life, Don Gato!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:11:34 +0000

sigh …that was meant to be for Kathleen & Cookie’s Human.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:10:20 +0000

trolling-you’re not doing it right! this is so sweet, made my day.