but rly, y u look at teh mess?
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It wuz teh Goggie! Teh goggie! Hee bee a bad inflooints!
ai canna bleeve nowonz ofurrd yoo a nawt sekund danse yet! wutchoo want?! pleez tu bee givvin’ us rekwests!!
*danse danse danse,
wiggl wiggl wiggl
caper caper pranse!!!*
Wai tanks!
Sumwun suggest sumting…mah brane is frazzulled…
hmmmmm wuts taht song wif “sumfin to the left of me, jokers to teh rite -stuck in teh middle wif you” in rekugnishun of teh goggie’s wurk (wee know teh kitteh’s innosent)
Clowns to teh leff uv me
Jokers to teh rite
Here ai ams
Stuck in teh middels wit joo
Clowns to the left of me. “Stuck in the Middle with You” by Stealer’s Wheel
Yeah, dat’s teh won!!!
fanks- i knewed teh wurds but fergotted tehm.
So letz sing it and danz fur Kathleen!
(sings off key) klowns to teh lefd of mee
goggies to teh right
stuk in teh middul wif yooou
(LOUD CRASH)oo opsiees
(knoks over more stuff dancin…looks round fur goggie to blame)
fergots teh “hear i yams-”
my short memoree, let me show you its
U dants like mee, mary! I tink I will join u!
An ai will dantz fur yoo, too, Kathleen. Teh sawng iz awnlee faintlee in mai hed, so ai just duz what teh Princess has dun.
*danse danse danse,
wiggl wiggl wiggl
caper caper pranse!!!* Yoo know – this iz anodder vershun ov “Pinkee Pinkee Toes,” ai think~
” I was just napping in the catapult – I have no idea what happened “
Best eggscuse EVER!!
WIN!!11!!!
Dat cigurette is his too.
Srsly.
Already borkeded n00b yearz rezolushun
no, Kitteh, I doan tink u can
Iss OT, but… Yay ‘Eers!
I not teh Eers fan, but wut a gaym!! Fun 4 WV!
Waz wunderin iffn sumwun wud says sumpin.
lol. Kittehz in trubbles now!
Ai pretennin ai ad amewzment park ondeh wild raide.
I wuz jus puttin mewic awn ur iPawd. Rly.
whutchu meen, ai has to use teh compyooter? yu sed, ‘latr ai put mewsic awn mai ipawd’- so ai did it foar yu. wutchu meen yu wuznt bein literel?
dis pod ting is com-plee-kate-ed.
Luuucy! You got some ‘splainin’ to dooo…
win!
The movie critic found the kitteh included in his “special edition” of ‘Catch Meh if You Can’ not to his liking.
Okai, wut happun wuz, som uf mai frendz caim ober…
(Dat’s hao mai cosin wuns started n esplanashun as 2 why hiz mawm’s coffee tabul wuz brok. Nao whenebber sumtin getz scrood up in mai familee, we saiz, “Well, Pat n his frenz caim ober, and…”)
Ai remmemmer sum liddel kids nocked ober a grandfadder clock and der esplanashun waz “Kitty did it!”
Mai freyndz liddle gurl sayd mai kitteh stowl hur shooz.
Whi wood mai kitteh steel hur shooz? Nyse shooz, mai kitteh haz.
Prolly soled um adda flea makket.
Kitteh soled um or liddle gurl soed um?
No moar shooz fur kitteh! She go bare-feeted! Or, kitteh-feeted!
Mah cuzzin hadda partay at mah aunt’s howse, an somebunny runned ovar her woodin planter. He replaced it wit wun jus lyke it, onlee smawler. She noticed, an he telled her it wuz bettur fung schway. Nao fambly joke iz to make bettur fung schway.
Daz gud all-purrpoze eggscuse! Mai aparment izza mezz fur deh fun sway.
mai son calld me frum kollij to telz me how himz roommee and teh roommee’s frenz gotted drunk an wreckd teh room an stolded teh doornob. mai sonz furst wurdz wuz “i dint akshully witness any ob dis…” nottin gud comz frum a fone call at elebenty-haf pee em taht startz wif “i dint aksully witness any of dis…” at leest it wurnt us gettin teh bill frum teh kollij for teh stolded doornob.
It not POSE tu luk like dis?
yous upstide downz
Hoo tuk pictoor uf mai Hubby’z desk?
Luks laik mai desk, cept fur ciggaredd.
Jak-inna-bawks kitteh replayses the camrah
Talk about your long lenses. And do the Laser Eyes replace the need for a flash?
Mai velkro soot had a warrdrowb malfunktshun.
U meen dis NAWT nu travul litterbox? Uh-oh.
LOL!
LOL! FTW
u mak teh mes u cleen it up adn smkin iz bda 4 u
Ur dvd “Catch me if you can” is dah fourshadoe- fourshad0- fursh- is da hint at wuts ta comes!
*scampers adoarablee*
Ai ment 2 do dat.
Luks at does eyes. Dis kitteh soooo prowd of self. “Lookit Mom! Lookit!”
ai reorganized yer desk! is separated into three pyles: stuff yu hate, stuff yu shud hate, an stuff ai hate. naow to get myself owt uv teh middl…. ai hayts dis part uv organizin…
Tried Triple Lindy… Fail
I’z in ur kamerabag.
And in a pikshure.
Mai layers of meening, let me show u them.
Stuped Gato!!!!!
O Senyor Don Gato wuz a cat.
On a hai red roof Don Gato sat.
He wuz dere to reed a lettur,
- (meow, meow, meow)
where the reeding lite wuz bettur,
- (meow, meow, meow)
‘Twas a lurve-note for Don Gato!
“I adore you,” wrote the laydeecat,
hoo wuz fluffee wite, and nice and fat.
Dere wuz not a sweeter kittee,
- (meow, meow, meow)
in the country or teh citee
- (meow, meow, meow)
and she said she’d wed Don Gato!
O Senyor Don Gato jumped wif glee!
He fell off teh roof and broke him nee,
broke him ribs and all him whiskurs,
- (meow, meow, meow)
and him littul solar plexus
- (meow, meow, meow)
“Ay Caramba!!” cried Don Gato.
All teh docturs dey came on teh run,
juss too see if sumting cud bee dun.
And dey held a consultashun,
- (meow, meow, meow)
about how to save their pashunt,
- (meow, meow, meow)
how to save Senyor Don Gato.
But in spite of everyteeng dey tried,
poor Senyor Don Gato up and dide.
No, it wassunt veree merree,
- (meow, meow, meow)
going to the cemetaree,
- (meow, meow, meow)
for the ending of Don Gato.
But as teh fyooneral passed teh market skware,
such a smell of fish was in teh air,
tho the bureeal wuz plated,
- (meow, meow, meow)
he became reanimatud,
- (meow, meow, meow)
he came back to life, Don Gato!
I membur lernin dat song in ellementury skool. Mai Gawd, how wee lubbed too sing dat song! We wud prackticlly screem at teh end! It wuz wun ub owr fabruts. I tink teh uddur fabrut (tie) wuz teh Indian Resurvation song.
Dat wuz arown…o…sebbuntee three?
berry nice sogn nebber herd it b4
WOWEE ZOWEE Katheleen! Taht is fanTASticul!! An ai nebber hurd awl ov the werds, either – though there hav bee menee refs heer over tiem to Don Gato.
So ai am reelee, reelee glad to heer the hole thing. Did yoo doo that from memoree??
Oh, HEBBUNS noe!! I diddun noe all dem vursus eeder! I coppeed an pasted, den changed it all too LOL speek wiff pleshur!
is there a Don Gato danse?
i cud make wun
wif a spicy latin beat and a red lace fan
U wuz in elefentary skool in sebenty-free? Dat wuz teh yeer I grajuated frum collidge.
I iz anteek! (An I dunno teh song eever)
I alwaiz did like anteeks.
like doogie howser, grajuated from collidge when just a babee, korrect?
I ar so kyoot and adorable you are not mad at me right?
You know you wants to snorgle meh.
Kitteh after causing sum major catastrophe
**SPLORT!11!**
[nao ai gotz 2 pick up teh peeces ob mai brane]
CCC: ai can has choklit an nawt chillee blankits nao?
den dey will take yu to da recubbery room wif da purty piktur windo overlukin teh PrincessMu Flower Feeld.
Ok, heers wut happended. Fluffy an Mr. Skoodlebutt camed ober, an Fluffy brot sum ‘nip wit hur. Den wii saws all deese mices, runnin all ober teh playce! We hadda cached dem ob coarse, an…. an… Oh teh cigarette? Ummmmm……. I dunno, maybee yous forgetted it yesturday??? *bats eyes hopefully*
i are sooooooooo luvablel!!
(I’d comment but I can’t stop laughing at the pic)
oh hai. embarking on a fantastik jurney thru time. brb.
Dis iz whut happenz
wenz Grabittee rememberz
dat Kittehz canz ‘float’
Grabbittee iz awll
arowndz, but summtymez foargetz
2 payz attenshun
Wen Grabittee payz
attenshun, Kitteh canz jumpz
‘up’, but nawt so hye
Kitteh wuz in syde
2 syde leep wen Grabbitee
reerd itz uglee hedd
Jack.
Oh Jack. *sigh* Ai think, if wee haz awards awn the furst annibersary, yoo will shurlee win the Pullet Surprize fur poetree.
Yay! Nomnomination of Jack fur Pullet Surprize! Himz can be Poet Lariat of ICHC.
Fixed it!
Ur welcom.
srsly, all dis pic needs is an half empty bottle on it’s side…
Never mind “Catch Me If You Can”. That DVD is clear across the desk.
I want to know what the case right next to kitteh is. The one that says “Embark on a fantastic journey through time”.
diz cig haz me choked up. sum one help mez!
kai?
thx
bai
no, dat taek to long. me sum up.
“DOG did it.”
i think its funny and so cute
Catch Me If You Can, OMGs noes noes noes! Dat iz poopers moovee
totally on spot.
Cookie’s human, I think we should be dancing for you! Yours is so much better I feel bad for wiggling in there!
a cheezburger or 100 of them, of course
Kathleen , you iz totally so gracious, but you got dere first, and I’m going to blame my goggie’s bad influuence for mai slow typing, so thank U for your kindness and new excuse I can use for mah many shortcomings.
Hai Kathleen – yoo think YOO wuz bad. AI wunc nokked out Jack Deth!!!!! Ai rote sumthin shorl an, ai hoep mildlee amewsing – did mai best – but Jack rote a whole four part haiku – difference ov less tahn a minute. Ai felt SOOOOOOO bad. Ackhsullee – ai still doo.
Regretz – ai haz them.
dose poor goggies…dey getz blamed fur ebburting!
trolling-you’re not doing it right! this is so sweet, made my day.
dere’s a llama farm neer mai howse an ai lykes too blaymez dem wennevvr possbul.
Aye HAZ wun of dem goggies….dey uzualee getz blaimed coz dey uzualee DOOZ IT!
but they takes it like a man….no wait….likes a googie
sigh …that was meant to be for Kathleen & Cookie’s Human.
COL!! I hassunt seen ur name! I missud u!
I been tryin to be good m-ploy-ee….end of year chaos started early! I run in an lurk every now and den….I miss play-time! Work really interferes with my ICHC!! Luz to all!
work inturfeers wif ICHC?
*sigh*
teh job has got too go.
… kitty sounds mildly bipolar – “I hate everything about you !!! don’t leave me !!!”
next on maury – kitties that love too much
lol
Oh – Cookie’s human – Kathleen is rite. Hur commint iz reelee gud – an if an ordinaree second commint were maed, awl wud bee well – but YOO had to go an bee brillyunt!!
Yah.
Wuts wif u brillyunt peepul makin us stoopees look stoopee?
Wee doan need no help wif dat!
Mai frenz an I stil blayme our baby sitter CK. 40 years later, we stil say ‘but CK said it was OK!’
Ai fink u meenz Borderlyne Purrsonalitee Disorderr…dats teh “Ai hayt u, dont leev me” wun. Ai werkz inna groop howm wif wunna deez peeplez…em Ai aloud 2 say deez peeplez suk? If not, Ai be awl Pea Sea en say “deez peeplez r kwite challenjin 2 werk wif.”
i iz embarrassed by deh flater…flatter…um, nice things you sez.