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picture: Billy CP Law. lol caption: Swurley
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Hoo da gessed; kittehs has velcro for tongs!
do tha meen if he liks mai carpett he gets stucks?
Yes! Mai kitteh Murphy liks kroshay blankie and hiz tong getz stuk sumtimez. But Murphy likes likkin yarn ennywayz.
watchoo been doin’ with kitty, eh? eh?
No nawt-sekkund danse fur ambercat? We’z gots to start wun! Teehee – mebbe insted ov danzing todai, we taek toorns putteeng on a velkro soot and jump on teh velkro wall!! I awlwais wunted tew do that!
*run run run*
*jump bounce*
*STICK*
Um .. juss hao a persun get orf teh wall affer stickeeng tew it??
Liddle halp heer plz?
And as fur the pikshur, I nao hab vis .. vizh.. rite-in-frunt-ov-my-eyes proof ov why it tikkles so mutch wen Stormy likks the bak ov my knee whyle I’m sleepeeng!
Ai’m happi wit enneefink taht meens Ai get to run an jump abowt an warm up a bit – iz freeeeeeezing heer todai! Snow promissed but no sine ob it yet – enneewun els in Teenytiny Ingerlan got snow?
We had a liddle bits tihs mawnin, buts is awl meltie naow.
Mai fren oan teh Norff Yawkshire Mooars gots teh bad snows – teh roads is nawt so grate, ackshully. She worryin bout heir hubbi gettin hoam from teh works tomorreow
Ai gotz a liddulbit sno heer in de far eest uv Ingerland. Not stikkin yet tho. Mai toeses iz freezin!
Pullz on velkro soot … runz … THWAP!
Icanhavhotchoklit nao?
nawt til yu’v com daon off taht warl!
Orl rite. iz not cumfy warl anywaiz. Wai fings r goin mai need padded warlz soon.
I will dants fur evveryboddees.
*Takes runneeng dive fur teh ice. Hits ice an goes air bownd. Complex dants like motions and hilarritee ensoo*
all 5 judges holds up large signs with 10 on them, the crowd cheerz! The new champeen gold medalist in teh newest olimpic event is Kathleen! Yay!
what be th3 nayme of dis olimpick ebent?
Luks liek ice dantzing tu me!
Swing yor pardner an – WHOA!!!!
*slides on ice, piles into Kathleen wif a THUMP!*
grmelin you are right- it is a new biyaffalon- ice danzibowling- bud you doant use a boaling bawl, you “bole” your partner akross teh ice into teh opponetns.
cna be dun in pears, oar teems of larger sizes.
speshul hed geer is rekwired. (the CHRG w doi, o’course but with reeyinforsement to pro tekt hed)
there is some talk of introdoosing a try-affalon wif ice dancibowling and the velkrowall jump, but i doan think it will
*catch on.*
Wayre Hedghawg? He wood rawk et dis!!!
Less try agin!
*strapz on purrtektiv hed geer*
*slides acroxx de iec, rite into Mary O’S, onceajinx, SueBooCat, an Kafleen*
Yippie! Mebbe I’ll try dat velcro ting next! Whee!
Ambercat, me reelz misses da winterz snow inder deer ole Teeneytiny Ingerlan,
iz verry heatedz herez.
*gives zippycat a gud heeeave*
*pullpullpullpull ….. RRRRIPPP*
Tehre – ai gets u daoun.
I has a go, noaw!
*run run run*
*jump bounce*
*STICK*
…er … HALP!
Tihs be teem gayme!
*halps hankikat*
tee hee! Dis fun! Hoo wants neckst toorn??
ooh ooh! mee neckst, plz?
*run run run*
*jump bownse*
*FLAWP PLAWP whups missed*
kan sum wun pool me awf teh karpit plz!
Ai pulls up up. *tug tug tug* There! Nao – yoo can trai again. last I lukked, hooman waz hanging upsydedown. giglolz. Bee shur to tikkle furst!
no, no, no!!!
no tickolen while upsidedownsies!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Can’t breaf…
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
NO NO NO to tikklin while hanging….da tears….dey be running doun mai leg!
I juss reelized I cald handikat “hankikat.” I fink dat beelawngs in the nawty barn!!!
Zippycat – I fink you lukin for reezon too see yung nekkid gy!
Ov CORSE I am! Doan we AWL want a reezon tew see himz? I have sum irnin fur him to do….
I shud go wiv yoo to bee shaperone?
Ai’s not seen SJ fore sum tym – Ai tink she mite has teh Yung Nekkid Gy ober at her haos, wud eksplayn her absens…
lolz ambercat…ai wuz finkin teh sayme fing
oh keh, sew less awl put sum, velcro awn da barn wall and let nakid guy njoi sum suspensun snorgels (heh, heh : )
Aye liek da way yoo tink!
Suspinshun snorglin bees fun!!
Joo can has mai snow.. we has snow in Octobrrr, rite throo April.. sumtiems May. Corse, I lib in Alaskee, so dat essplayns it.
Whi did sumwun gib my post onlee 1 burgr? Dat hurtz.
Ack, dis shudda bin wai up unner the furst posty… abowt the velkro wall.. Sumtiems wordpress dus weirdee fings wiff ower posts!
Ooookay… dats weerd. Wen I posted, it wus wai down at bottum of AWL posts.. den I post mai reepli and it shows up bakk ware I ment it tew be! Pleh. LOL!
Mebbee WP haz velcrow prolbemz, too!
*gigglol*
Duz we haz a 1-cheezburger-givin-troll today??
Dat mebbe mi. Donno, tho.
Ai no troll. Prowmiss! Jes a noob.
Hao to giv moar dan 1 cheezburger?
Yoo juss click on teh 5th burgr… whicheber burgr u click, dat’s ur vote. An yoo can chaynj ur vote .. if u decides a diffrent amownt ov burgrs.
An joo not a noob! We all frenz heer! Cheezfrenz to be spes.. speci… eggackt!!
Iffn yew puts ur maus ober teh liddle cheezbrgerz they goes grey, an teh nummer of burgerz you is gibbin goes in colour.
Tehn it sayz: “Rayte tihs:” an teh nummer of burgerz yew is gibbin.
When you haz teh nummer yew wants (FIVE, ob coarse!), yew clicks teh lasts burger in teh row.
Did I splayn Ok?
When u goes to click on da cheezeburgers, click on the won on da far right ov yer screen. Notice if yuo jus drags ur mouse across the line o burgers without clicking, they will show differnt numburs ov burgers…
Confuzzed yet?
U bofe splay puufeck!
CHEEZBURGERS FER AWL!
awww.
i fergetz- hou do eye Change a vote in case I meks misteak?
Just put your new vote in, as if you hadn’t already voted.
Ai gib rhsb 5 burgers fur bein’ noo. Fink ob it az “Welkum to Cheezland” prezunt.
at leest is nawt Cheezyland…
we reprisent teh lollipop gild teh lollipop gild teh lollipop gild we reprisenz teh lollipop gild an wantz to welcum yu to CHeezyland.
funnie- the first taim ai saw ‘lol’ ai thot wuz short foar ‘lollipop.’
Donut be hert bai teh wunbirger vote, Zippy; tehre is a Troll awn heer hoo dusnt lyk us tawkin abowt enneefink els odder tahn teh pikchur – we awl get voted daon if we daers to hav a conversamayshun! But Ai sai “Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” to teh meenie no-frends troll!
Mai go awn teh velcro warl:
Runrunrun
BbbbbOWns
STIK!
Err, halp?
Gud morning – or afternoon. This luks liek fun!!
Here yoo go, Ambercat
*pullpullpullpull ….. RRRRIPPP* Congratz, bai the way. Nao ai’m gonna trai it.
*run run run*
*jump bounce* *STICK*
Well – thiz iz differunt!!! Halp!! and NEXT?
ooooh! oooh! me, me????
*tickle, tickle*
just kidding….
pulllllll*rrrrrripppppp*
Imma gonna do a flip into the wall!!!
ruuunnnnnrunnnnnnflipppppp
upsidedownsies.
HALP!
upsidedownsies!! mai gudness! all da bludz be rushin to ur hed. lemme helps u afore ai goez for mai tern.
*tug*
*bigger tug*
*TTTUUUGGGGGGGGGG*
…
crud, now yer velkroh soot is stuk to mai velkroh soot
halp?
hooman! joo brayve!! I wuz gonna trai upsidedownsies, but I’z tew skared! I fink I wud land awn mai hed.
Tee hee… dat wud be funnee tew tikkle sumwun whyle dey ar stuck to a belcro wall! Juss doan tikkle me!!
haha!
I think I like this…
*unstiks wrongobongo from hooomans*
U guiz was gettin to know each otthers far too wells!
waow! hoo noo taht vellkro soots cud land us in teh nawty barn?
It dosnt take much.
Dis tew phunnee!
Wood probly lan on mai hed too if ai tryed dis.
Purple dinkular to teh warl.
“purple dinkular.” BWAHAHAHA!
Ai fink dat expresshum kaem frum “Pogo” but I iz nawt shure. Anyway ai kannawt klame credit fur it, mush as ai wud liek too.
oh!
I jus gots it!!!
uh…durrr!
Good purple one!
I fink I seed dis crazy game on the Japanese TV sho. Teh conte… kontisss… pipple wears teh speshul Velcro soot, tehn they uzes a rope and swings at a big targit. Teh closer to teh middle tehy stix, teh more points tehy gets. Ub corse, if tehy doesn’t stik, tehy falls in teh nasty water, full ub potatoe peelins an used sockies an junk.
Ai has seen some crazee Japanese game shoze on da YooToob. Way crazee!
It’z loded wif wasabee!
(drags n trampoline)
*hawp hawp*
* Flings self*
*sticckkks*
heh heh! dis is da mosteset fun ebur : )
Oh Hai, princess mu. Yoo hav ben hanging there fur kwite sum tiem! Sum peepl much layter sayed they wanted to com bak heer and play, too.
Gud thing yoo found the trampoline, Nebber know when yoo ar going to need it.
Yoo ar prettee high up thar – ai think, if I am to halp yoo down, ai think a must jump up awn the trampoline, too. *hawp hawp* * Flings self* *sticckkks*
Uh oh. This dint werk awt quite liek ai thot. Leest we nawt upsidedown. Nao whut we doo???
uhm… nyce tew c yew : )
Romeow romeow where 4 art thou romeow????
kum halp me an Janet please : )
I wud halp, butt as a rowndish roedent, I am vurtikallee challanjd an cant reech yoo gais!
*liddle voyces frum high up*
Use teh trampoleen. . .
O noes! Nao mai floofy woodchuck fur has me stuck to teh velcro wall tu!
But wayt — I can reech teh princess mu. Mebbee if I tickul hur, shee will wiggul an twist an skwerm so mush, sheell pull hurslef awai frum teh velcro.
Les trai it.
*tickul* *tickul* *tickul*
*tickul* *tickul* *tickul*
hahahahhahahaha! hehehehehehe!
*squimrm squimrm*
*ripp…rippp… RIPPPPPP*
Its working!!!
heer ah gets mii foots up under mii…
okeh woodchuck an Janet try to reach oawt
* grabs a foot an a paw*
*RRiiPPPPP*
*falls tew matt below*
Whew! gude plan woodchuck!!
WOW!! Thankz Princess Mu. Taht wuz sum tugging!
An woodchuck – ai am soo happee that yoo came along when yoo did. Yoo ar a clefur hero!
Nao letz go teh to outdoor cafe bai teh Meadow an hav a nice hawt choklit while wee sit in the sun? OK? Mai treeet!!
Fanks. Ai will nibbul sum dayzees necks to teh outdore cafe.
Mmmm, Ai finks I wil trai sum ov dat hawt choklit tu.
Hoap it wont destroi mai attraktiv figger.
soopper!!!!
No hooks, no velcro. Is brush. Has brush for tongue.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwos cute!!
kitteh iz nommin a see urchin
Yikes
iz dis 4 really?
This image closeup of a cat’s tongue by Billy CP Law won the first prize in the Animal/Nature category of the Digital Camera Magazine Photographer of the Year competition. You can check the rest of the competition entries at Photographer of the Year 2006.
“An image which shows that there’s more to animal photography than the standard shot,” commented one judge. “The whole image grabs you as it shows you what we often overlook in domestic creatures.” This sentiment was echoed by many on the panel. “Expert control of depth of field and pin-sharp focusing combine to create a highly unusual, almost abstract view of an everyday subject… very original – such a clear view of a cat’s tongue that few people will have really seen close up like this before… an unusual subject and take on an animal photo.”
Canon EOS 20D with 100mm f/2.8 lens; ISO 200; evaluative metering; Aperture Priority; 1/50 sec at f/2.8.
http://www.hemmy.net/2006/10/23/cats-tongue-closeup/
http://poty2006.dcmag.co.uk/CategoryWinner.aspx?category_id=413
should fix that atrrib.
thx 4 teh links
much win an awsum!
Xupa, thanks so mush 4 sharing teh link to this foto; it is gorgeous! You can practicatly feel teh texture by looking at it. I also like how you can see from the side of the tongue, how the tongue is shaped–it’ flatter than a human tongue. It is so cool to visually experience what cat-owned peepz have experienced tactilely…beautiful!
Wow! Sience is teh fassinatin!
Other pikshas on link are great, too.
Yeah, it’s a macro shot of a cat’s tongue. Nice work, though I’d have liked to see more depth of field in this one.
click on the link above and look at the original sourse—beautiful!
This image closeup of a cat’s tongue by Billy CP Law won the first prize in the Animal/Nature category of the Digital Camera Magazine Photographer of the Year competition. You can check the rest of the competition entries at Photographer of the Year 2006.
“An image which shows that there’s more to animal photography than the standard shot,” commented one judge. “The whole image grabs you as it shows you what we often overlook in domestic creatures.” This sentiment was echoed by many on the panel. “Expert control of depth of field and pin-sharp focusing combine to create a highly unusual, almost abstract view of an everyday subject… very original – such a clear view of a cat’s tongue that few people will have really seen close up like this before… an unusual subject and take on an animal photo.”
Canon EOS 20D with 100mm f/2.8 lens; ISO 200; evaluative metering; Aperture Priority; 1/50 sec at f/2.8.
should fix that atrrib.
aich tee tee pee poty2006.dcmag.co.uk/CategoryWinner.aspx?category_id=413
Kitteh tung tenticals gonna getz ya!
Speshully if yooz a feesh or a burd.
Enny part of hyoomin natomy stickin owt from blankits past kitteh-feedin tiem also fare gaem.
Yet moar poynty endz!
Kittehs am teh poynty fist in teh furrry glub.
Or sumpn!
porkupine tung kitteh? hoo new? no wunder it herts sumtiems wen tehy lik u!
oahi, handikat. hao u made da boinkeh-eye fayce?? (u knows. sumfing serprize denn eyes goes “boink”.) i onleh kinows smileh, unsmileh and winkeh fayce.
Lessee. . .:shock:
Hm. Not werked. To get teh boinky-eye face, u sposed to type teh word “shock” between 2 colons. I tries agin
Dere it is, IBK. U needs to make sure dere are only spaces before an after teh colons. So space colon shock colon space, like dis:
Ai trai.
:smilie:
:winky:
Hmmmmm – propurr spelling – ai has it nawt!
fanksu!
Janet – teh smilie and teh winkie is dun wif teh punchewayshumn marcks.
So a smilie be : – ) (miss out teh spaces)
A winkie be ; – )
An a blushin fayse be space colon oops colon space.
An I tihnk a laffin fayse be space colon lol colon space.
Lyk tihs:
Kitteh tungs in teh reer-vue mirrer are closer tahn dey appeers…
mai tung. it has a flavur.
haz a BIG flavr!
A kiss from my sandpaper-y tung will smooth teh ruff edjes of yoor soul.
WIN!
exfoleyashun servuses free ob charj.
I yoosed to hab a kitteh, menny menny years ago, who lubbed to lik mai fase. Dis kitteh wud lik an’ lik an’ lik sum moar, until ai had a big red splotch ware kitteh had bin likking. Sumtymes splotch wud last foar cupple dase, but I didn’t care, cuz it was so nyse to hab kitteh lub me dat much.
so troo!
Mah cleaning sponge, let me show U it.
Mah kitteh licks my eyes to wake me up in the morning, works every time.
well, just how many kornea transplants hav yoo had??
I meant eyelids sowee,
guess I is not fully awake
need moer kittehliks!
Yes kitteh licks are gud as and alarm and exfoliashuns fur keeping mah skin luking healthy
and glowing.
an cuverd in cat spit!
taht 2
“Eau de Gooshyfud”
Ai hab mai own personal dermabrashun es-the-tish-un…but she bites me if AI don’t hold still enuff
Mah kitteh stix wiskah up mah noze 4 wakee. Wurks gud.
Your flavor… I can haz?
I has a flavour…it be sandpayperz.
Mah kitteh liks baftub. Bettur than Skrubben Bubblez.
So duz mine! Wut is up wid dat? Weerd lil kittehs.
Mah kitteh alsoo lickz fotoz. Lickz shinee ryt off dem.
Muss keep fotoz awae frum kitteh reech. Kant bee good fer furbellee.
Dis artikul menshuns da foto ting: http://cats.about.com/library/guest/ucfeature9a.htm
Wuz luking at tuday tu fynd out wai mai kittehs drown der toyz in da water dish.
Mai girl kitteh duz dat too!
Don fergit teh pinky nose. Pinky noses is a hallmark of kitteh pulkritood.
I lub dat pinky nosie. Is so kyoot! Wiff dat skritchee pinky tung … is awlmoast too mutch kyoot!
I doan get it. Wun minit us iz lukin et teh inturtoobz, nekst minit u iz nawt wantin i tu lik u no moarz. Wut kuld uv hapnd dat wuld…..?
O. O i c. Huh. It reelee lukz liek dat?
close-up ob hare-baler in aktion.
Dis seen from ed-yoo-katshun-all video cald “How Hairballs are Made”.
ai gess dat bedder than “how harbles are made,” rite?
Yah. Dis bedder. Letz bebe hairballs no whar dey caym frum.
U gotz that rite
okeh…so hao duz kittehs nawt hert/skratch dere um…er…pryvit, oar moar vulnurabull, partz wehn tehy be kleenin tehm selfs? ai usta say dat iff ai cud do dat, ai’d nebber leeb teh howse, butt nao ai’m nawt so shur.
Ai wondur hao kittehs wash theyr poynty endz wifout hertin theyr tongs?
Ai’m glad ai no hafta wash mi butt wif mi tong!
*gigglol* Nao taht u menshuns it .. I’z glad I hab a showr or baff. I hab been up close an purrsonal wiff mai kitteh’s pointee ends, and I hav no wish too cleen dem wiff my tung! An sannpayper tung on ur privat parts? Ai doan FINK so!
mebbe SUM peepul wud lyke taht…
*looks rownd rum suspishuslee*
butt nawt mee…
Uh…why everybody looks at me?
cuz ur stikkin ur tong owt, silleh…
wow! That’s an amazing pic!
***sskkrrriiittttzzzz***
dats teh sound ov kitteh tung lurving on u.
kul…that’s why we haz sandpapr on r tungs
i iz kind uv grossed owt by dis pikchur akshooly. is it jus me? sry kittehs, u still is byootiful
I’m kinda mesmurrized by it…I keep staring at dat tounge…kind of byootifull in a weerd way..
I u’d to hab Kitteh nam Velcro. He b Simez alwy stuk to crpt wit he’s pointy tings an fal on fac when do but wigle. Neber sur if cros eye’s frm jens or brain dmge frm falin on fac. Mis dat Kitteh, he b good mk me lol ala tim.
teh mysterious and fabled “sixth” pointy end!!
more lyke million liddel pointeh endz
I has a fwend hoo fell sleep wunz on cowch an her kitteh amoozd himself by likkin her noze. Took weeks for mai fwends noze to heel frum teh kitteh mikrobrashun.
owwwch!
ur kamera. it has a flavr.
And it r Pleh
Weird.
GIANT NOMNOMNOM
Dis kinda leik when ur tung stiks to the frzen flag pole.
Just plain cute.
Kitteh used to lick meh hands all teh tiem…
Nao I has no hairs on my hands. Been sandblastered off by mighty kitteh tongs.
brilliant photo .. kudo’s to the photographer!!
IT STRANG
Scares me >_<
“Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear”
Lolz, cause you had to zoom in ANd get really close to the kitty and then you took the picture (pretend there are smilies in the O’s in the word zoom) and the kitty’s tounge looks like it has hairs (which it does). When my cat licks my hand it feels like his toungue is made of sandpaper. His tounge gets stuck when he licks my hair cause its so messy. And once again, lawlz at the picture
WOWz! Kakti Kitteh!
vecroz!