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I iz defying grabity
WOOT!
two_kittehs is teh nawt seccund!
*slowlee grooves too Gangstas Paradise song*
Duz u hab a dants u like?
Thanks Kathleen
May be we can leapz in the air and does an acrobatik danse.
I ar leaping now, look at my jazz pawz
Me too, me too! Leep! Leep!
Beeg orinj floofee JAZZ PAWZ!!!!
um, well….*looks arown*…i can TRAI….
“leep uttempt”
BOOM
“secund leep uttempt
CRASH! BOOM!
Uh, two_kittehs, is okay i juss glide a littul?
sure Kathleen, glide shimee shake and wiggle butt.
I iz tired frum all the leaping and dansing can we has sum hot bevridge nowz?
how bout sum..hot buttured rum?
sounds yum.
Hawt buddered rum yum??? Furst a couple od liddle leepz fur two_kittehs *leep* *leep* (maybee small, but verree joyous)
Nao – the lufflee hawt drink? Purrfekt. Iz VERREEE cold heer in Mishigun tonite.
And Oh – two_kittehs: “Wicked” ref FTW!!!
I akshully has never had hot buttered rum, but since Kathleen suggested itz, I thought it must be yummy. I doesn’t really knowz. I respekt the judgement of mah cheez frenz
Kathleen howz you be making this buttered rum you speak of?
an Oh JCH4K thanks muchez you is too kind wid da complimentz.
two_kittehs:
Make Paste:
1 Stick melted butter
1 lb (OR 2 cups) Brown Sugar
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon cloves
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
In coffee cup: Use 1 and 1/2 Tablespoon of this paste to 1 and 1/2 jigger of rum and fill up rest of cup with hot water and stir up.
It sounds yummy, all the major foods goods are represented, butter, sugar and alcohol,
what’s not to love…
Thanks Kathleen
Oboi! Anodder ressipy fur mah Lolcookbook. I calls it “Beyond Cheezburger: Nom Noms frum teh Lolfrenz”
So far I has teh Hot Buttered RumYum, Janet’s Fudge, an Brussels Sprowts wif Lolnuts. Didz I miss enny?
Awl contriyooshuns welkum–best to send to the cheezfrenz group at yahoo.com, tho, cuz I dont allus get to read all teh comments here.
BTW, I furgot hoo sent the Brussels Sprowts wif Lolnuts ressipy. NEbuddy want to own up? I want to gib teh proper credit.
Oh Mah Goodness! wuddun dat bee a book uff lub?
Teh LOLcookbook!
Bruce Willis Kitteh
starz n
live flealess
or
diez hard
Duz not luk like Hokay Kral.
I can has gravity?
Pew…pew…pew
Mai Matrix skillz – let me shows them tu u
An jess whin I wuz bawt 2 maek teh May-tricks refurrens! Gud jawb!
Dere is no kitteh
kitteh has velcro soot form kitteh tong pic!
I wuz wunnering ware dat went. <..>
lawlz… wut happneded tew mai commint? I put sum skwintee eyes, and it cut owt teh rest ov my poast! lol…
I went on tew say “I wuz hopeeng fur anudder turn” at teh velcro wall jumpeeng.
I’m finking I cud wurk up the kooraj tew jump upsee sydee downee!
Yoo know, yoo can alwaiz go bak dere. We ar awl still there (an heer, ov corse). Time travel – we can has it.
ICHC majick, let us show u it. Us can be ebberyware at wunce!
Somebuddy unfreez bullet-time, ? I’z stuck! Halp!
dagnabbit i has to safes da princess again, brb
ack! I read it wrong, for some reason I thought shootout was hookshot. I think its nap time now lol
iz praktize da karate artz
Dang, I just *new* I shuddna took a left toyn in Albakoykee!
Bugs Bunneh FTW!
NO FAYR!!!
I SHAWT U! U PERTINDIN U DED NAO!!!!
What? No Mawm we wuddnt playin cowbois wif gunz.
Fluffi? Gitz up u gotta go home nao.
Gwounded. I has it!
Meen ol mawma!
I DINNIT SEZ NUFFIN!!!
cwap.
Melissa – ai can awnlee say – yoo ar purrfekshun purrsonified.
O.o
Melissa, did u gro up in mai howse? acuz dat sowndz a lot lyke wut happind ebry tyme mai mom katcht us goin pew pew pew wif owr fingrz.
sigh.
Ka-WHEEENG!!!! It rikoshayd! Yoo nawt hit me!!
iz in da aer fuxxing wif ur gravviteh.
Hoaw doez deh peeplez getz pitchurez lik deez?
ah jus get teh blurrz and teh red iyz.
le sigh!
le sigh indeed! i noes how u feels!
i gotted mah furst deecunt digital camura fur chrissmuss! (onlee 8 megapixels..? good enuff, rite?) and am reelee happee wiff reesults.got wunnurfull owtside shots …but den I trai too take pic in hall wiff mirror an decurashuns and so pretteh, ub mah byootiful mom an it bee all blurree! ebburree wun! and den on teh spur ub moment I say,”O! dem eerings! u just putted dem on! so byuutifull! let mee trai agin!” an gotted most byootiful picshur ebbur….
in frunt ub teh rassinfrassin microwave.
LE SIGH, indeed.
Hmmm, owtside affer coffee an ornge joose in teh morning = byootiful picshurs.
Insyde affer martoonees = blurry shots.
Kaffleen, iz bery kleer to meh dat u hab a bad camura. Nao put it in teh corner an sai “Bad Camura, Baaaad Camura.” Leeb it dere fur a wile so it can fink bout wat it habs dun.
Then, tri again later. Iz shoor u will gets sum gud shots an u can add ur funneh catshuns fur ICHC. Gud Luk!
Oh Romeow – yoo alwaiz knows just what to do. Yoo ar wize beyond yur yeers.
Kathleen. Ummm – what happened eggsaktlee in frunt ub teh rassinfrassin midrowave?
O. Juss dat I finallee gotted a good pickshur…but it wuz in front ub teh microwave instead ub sumwhar fansee an purdee.
Yesh, romeow. I gabe teh camera teh wutfur an it straiten rite up!
Gud jawb, Kafleen. U gotta sho it whoze boss.
*mumbles…teh nerve ov dat camura takin blurry picshurs…*
ONLEE 8 megapixels?!? mai kamra haz 3!
jellusee, Ai haz it.
I HAD teh 3. It wuz fine fur a while. Den fur sum reesun, got all blurry.
Chow Yun Cat!
*heddesk*
…plaiz Poysin, a reformed hitcat avenging hiz broteher’s deth by teh paws of Hong Kong’s most notoriuz gang in John Woo’s laytest akshun thriller, “The Orinj Dragon Assassin” !
Oooooohh – ai wants to see that! Too upposible thums up!
Mai slo-mo skills -let me show u dem.
Yay! Chow Yun Cat! Luvs it!
Flote liek a buttrflai, steeng liek a bii!
I AM TEH GRATESST!!
Muhammadd-alley-cat!
Ai’m a rockit shpp on mai wai to Marrs
On a collyshun cawrse
Defyin teh laws ob grabbiteeeee
Ai’m a raycin’ car, passin bai
Lyke Ladee Godyva
Ai’m gunna go, go, go – tehre’s no stoppin meeeeee!
Kween!!! FTW
I hab a video ov “TJ Havin’ a Good Time” to dis song.
youtube.com/watch?v=b8vdc9MbA6Y
Shoot. I tried again taken off juss the http and nao it doan show up at all. I tri again wif teh hole fing an juss wate.
Stoopy linkie fingie. Cudn’t hab been meh!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b8vdc9MbA6Y
OH.
EM.
GEE.
that RAWKT! TJ can has a gud tyme!!
Fanks, infamousqbert!
I finks hims waz borned wif an extra power pak. He has moar fun ina dai than most kittehs hab in a week.
We has a 7 foot tall burd cage dat TJ runs up in 4 leaps. He’z so mush fun!
Gotta go find him an eib him sum snorgles an smoo!
Taht happened to mee just a couple ov pikshurs – or dayz – ago. So ai did just what yoo did – an sayed ai wud just wait – but then it popped rite up? Maybee thingz are chanjing heer an we just don’t know it yet?
I tinkz mebbe linx rekwier moderashun?
Romeow – ai don’t know whar mai hed waz when ai maed mai furst commint. Taht is YUR kitteh – TJ!!!! Iz awl cleer to mee nao.
WHUT a hunneebun! An he ftechez, too!
wow dat wuz wun awsum video!!!!
iz wun uv mai fayvrit songz 2…sumtymez, Ai lissenz 2 a song en goez “iz ok, but needz a tamboreen.” dis song, Ai goez “Hmm, good song, wud be bettr wif a tamboreen” den it getz 2 teh corrus en it HAVZ A TAMBOREEN!!!!!!1!!
mai growd-up-wif-a-dad-dat-playz-perkusshun, let me sho u it.
Fanks, Teenie!
I frot u waz gonna sai dat it needed moar cowbell.
U hab to plai tamboreen at owr next partay!
Romeow, u shudda posted a splort warning wif dat video. Oo, dose big greeny-bloo eyes an dat littel stubby tail–good fing I has mah floofy swim cap on mah floofy hairs an teh CHRG over dat! Hoo is teh littel fren gettin a baff frum TJ, an givin as good as he gets?
Awwww…fank yew doctorcat an JCH4K.
Wen I didn’t git meny burgers, I frot eiber dey didn’t luk at mah video or dey didn’t liek mah video ov mah bebeh TJ. *sniff* Iz reminded dat nawt eberybuddeh finks mah bebehz r az wunnerful az I do. But, dey R wunnerful
La Luz iz teh odder Manx kitteh. She’s a thinker and TJ is moar ov a doofus. The gray stripe on TJ’s hed iz almost awl gone. We hoped dat he wud keep it, but noo that he prolly wud lose it. I’m still lukin fur it.
I LUBBED it!! Is wunnerful sweet and byootifull and funnee kitte!
Waiting for episode 3
Oringe cat 0 – Others 1
iz okay !!!!
i gotz yoo covered !!!!
PEW PEW PEW
magikian kittah is levitating
You could make an action-packed movie with this and the invisible movie explosion kitty.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/12/invisible-movie-explosion/
Time Freeze Skillz… I haz dem… YATTA!!
yah-
I gotz da gold watch n eberyfing!
momcat
Max Payne kitteh
In bullet tyme
neokat dojez agent gunnfire
Mai Matricks skillz, let me show u dem!
Enders game kitteh knoes not to ask qeztions about de wurkins of de Game Room.
Wit invizabul slo-moshins doves. Directed by John Woo.
wind tunnel
John Woo sez, “No no no, kitteh! Yer faysin the rong wai! Jump throo teh dore, into teh libbing rume. Pew pew pew! I kyoo teh duvs. It all mayk sens wenn we mayke it slo moshun in post-produckshun.”
Tihs pichoor needs teeny likkl lettars off to teh side sayin “pew pew pew!”
“Cat Payne” in slow-mo mode.
PEW PEW PEW!!!
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Revange of teh Black Mamba: Take that California Mountain Snake!!
Haz u evr shotz too gunz whilst jumping thru da air?
nao, i haz neva dun taht wif too gunz
lonely
da words don`t really fit in wif da pic
mhhm whatchya say