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Oranj 1’s are poisn
watch out, Spockitteh! Taht mind meld wif taht orng one will keel you -is poisin to Vulkats, too!
Congratumacashuns on nawt second, anycat!
rekwest fur song & danz?
Dirtee Deedz Dun Dirt Cheep?
” I just went for a beer and this cat fell out !!! honest !!! “
Then haow cum I not dead yet…I gut four Oranj wuns!
Yoo haz the mew nittee.
OW!!!!!!!!!
I haz an oranj one 2 and she are the sweetest kitteh in whole whirled not poizon at all, my other tabbie kitteh on teh other hand is a dude with a tude
oz nos!
Santa kitteh send mez anoder kitteh!
itz notz mei size, eidder!
I knowz wut u did lazt summer?
Alwayz remmemmer…a frend will help yu moove…a reelee gud frend will help yu moove a bodee!!
Lolzzz, first xD
oar maybee notz!
to kwote sum wun else (mebbe JCH4K oar Kathleen, nawt shur):
sorree, its nawt teh furst “XD.” ai has seen it awn lawts ob odder kommints on ICHC.
Kitteh drink tew mush.
Fall shleep in kebnit.
and in e brit
and in e bri(a)t(ion)?
if da ornj wun poizunded da otter wun, den wut he doin wif da onjions?
making stew. Wacha think? he gotsa hide deh body cuz he keeled it wiff hiz paizin. Best to not let it goez to waste so makes some kitteh stew. Taste like chikin
Sweenee Todd!
So glad Ai sawz dis b4 Ai sez sam ting!
an not wiles ai eetin mai dinner.
Ai libbed in Con ed… con ec ti cut U noes, CT, bout 40 yeers go. Local Chineese eetin plase clossed daon bai Bored of Helf for srvin ?able meet
Wen Ai wus at skool, teh local Chynees – verree poplar for after-eggzam partees an 18ths an stuff – wuz cloesd daon wen tehy fownd dog meet in teh freezah ( German Shepherd, allegedly!)
Teh DEmon LolBarber of Fleas Street! Meat pie any one?
seems an awful waste… seems a down right shame….what a nice plump frame, kittehsname has…had…has…wif teh price o meat what it is, when ya gets it, if ya gets it (ah!) good ya got it…
M_M has seed movie twice, going again tonight >_>
Izznt der a lain in it dat goz sumpin laik:
“Diz sillee ole whirled za big fat pit
An de kittehs ub de whirled juz play init.”
Deres a hole in teh whirled like a great black pit and teh vermin of teh whirled inhabit it and its morals arent worf what a pig could spit and it goes by teh name of London…
Dat cud hurd deh toorizt traed….or purrhaps improve it.
Dat song deh London verzhun ub “Ai Lubz Noo Yawk!”
“Taeke, fur insance, Mizziz. Mooni and teh pye shop!
Bus’niz nefer bettr ewsin onli pusikats an’ toste!
Ana pusi’s gud fur mebbe siks or sevn at teh moste!
An aim sur dey canned compayr as fur as tayst!”
OH, donz hurtz da tuxeeedo’z!
Kittehs juss playin.
Marmie sez: Fownd yoo! Now my tern hide. Yoo start cownting.
Tucksie: wun, too, free, forezzzzzzzz
U doan hafta worreez cause dat not be a tuxeeedoz…that baby jus be blax & whyte (by-kulor, dsh). Dat be differrent frum teh by-sessual… fyi. Teh Tuxeeedoz is awl blax cept fur teh chest area an suntynes teh little footsys that be whyte too. See, F&O’s Momma…I esplain…I be an antikue…I knowz eberythyng bout anythyng…SRSLY! Why back in my dai…….snorrrzzzing
(jch4k there’s anudder one…www.snorrrzzing.kom…teh ideaz just keeps poppin outta mai haed. Sumday I’m gonna be a Dot Kom Mogulezz!!!! U gonna eat mai dust JC!)
mizhizzyfitz
Tanks fur da intur…inturest…gud infurmatun…
F&O’s momma
“Oh, ai waz born aboud 10 tousand yeerz ago
An ders nuttin in diz whirled dat ai dunno
Ai zaw peeder paul n moses
Playin ring aroun deh rozez
An ai can lick de man hu sez dat it aint so!”
Iz u lolbrarian? Dey noes everding. R how 2 finded it.
I needz teh klarify sumpin. JC is not teh same as jch4k..Iz totally different purrson..srsly.
kthxbai
I nut a lybriarn…butt after spendin almos 17 yeers with multiple purrsonalities der izn’t mush I doan know bout teh pointy ended lyttle furbawls. As fur the udder stuff..doan need to knowz nuffin else. Iz enough.
Tale of two kittehs one in the box and one outside
is tinkin owtside da box?
Akshully Schrodinger’s cat ar now performing experimentz on udder catz to satisfy
hims scientifibic curioucitee
ewww… is it catching?
ROLF
Dis Kitteh diez of onyun slicing!
Lessee… Beer, Unyums, Poysin Kitteh… I finks we needs to call teh Claw ‘n’ Order guize!
Kitteh unnerestimates teh CSI peeps. Dey will find yoo!
I fink it wuz a poysin cheezeburger. Wut a horribel wai to go! NomNomNom *gack* *cough* *thump*
Kitteh r troo freyn who will hidz da bodee for choo.
And den mah Isabelle wuld call da kopz -n- tell dem where da bodee iz!
Her haz a BIG att-e-tood faor such a small beebah!
Hey! My tern to get in teh bokks!
exzakedtly!! orinj one sayin “wakez up u sleepyheads!!! u had teh box long enuf, my turn nao”
Orinje kitteh sez “Don bogart teh beer, d00d!”
Reely trooly she hit her head on teh sunroof of her SUV!
I sware!
I wuz just gibbin her maus-to-maus resusita… resasitu… oh heck, yoo noes, taht breevin thingy…
Yuh, no conspeerasy there. Not a bullet hole on her … and no unyuns breath!
Mush kitteh thinks the world is stoopy enuff to believe these tall tayles
larnt it frum Bush kitteh
If I say it enuff times it will be troo!
becos I ar good and ceiling cat talks to meh
I b nu hrr, wut i do?
Dat.
you dunit right? Wilkomen, bienvenue, Velkome…
i mint…you dun it right !!!
C’mon in!
Blazing Saddles reference!
Maek komminz, n spehl ebbrytin funnetickallee. Komint on pichurs, udder kommints, komminds on kominds, an so awn. Welcum tu de Klub!
Furrgod de mayne ting – HABS A GUDD TAIME!
Well fyrst u haz to unlearn how to spellz. Tehn u haz to lyrn haow to iner..intp…intrep…unnerstan teh lolcatspeek. I myself wood lurk aroun for awile to getz teh ideaz…butt nawt too long tehy doan lyke teh lurrkers mussh roun hear. Tehy want u bizzy votin or beein clebber.
Oh heck jes hode de noze an jumpz in!
Hai, Anycat.
I be new(isssh) tew.
Jus writes teh funnies as tehy comes to yew!
ohai, ennycat. howdee dew!!
we bees da nice 2 eetch uvver. an we lurve da kittehs. i finks so doze onleeh importint rules.
sum peepel getz upsetted wen sumwun rites “haha first” as fursty commint on lolpic. butt eeben iff u firgits an says “haha – first!!!” we prolly firgibes u.
sum peepels dont like da cussin. iff u gottsta cuss cause deres sumfing beeg u gotz 2 gits owt wif a bad wurd, mebbe puts in a starr or sumfing.
we posed 2 ginore da trolls hu comes an gibbes onleh wun burger in da voting. nawt mah meffod. i tries 2 made dem laff or try 2 made mah frenz laff. i paints smiles on da trolls. gibbes dem xplodin ceegars. (nope. wuz splodin candee bar…)
ennyways rly importint fing is lurve. lurve da kittehs. lurve yur frenz.
Yoo sed it, my gud pal an updoptid dawter-ob-de-interwebs!
Lub is awl we need.
Itteh! I’m so happitail to see yu! Wher wuz yu awl dose weeks? Yu diddn call, yu diddn write, we wuz WURRIED SIK!!!!
{{ibk}} {{ibk}} {{ibk}} Happy New Year!
ohai, gremlin!
***schmooo*** ***schmooo***
i sry, gremlin. i comed backs littel bit agows. haved lots 2 do, butt betterer nao. has innerwebs at hoames. mutch betterer dann getz da trubbel at wurks. (oh noes!)
i has blorg. duzzint knows whut 2 dews wif it yet. gotz nawt mutch dere. butt plz see mah presint 4 cheezfrenz – iz new eers presint. an d marie (bless her) made a yahoo groop fing on her blorg. iz her presint 2 cheezfrenz. plz join dere 2. i bees dere.
nex time i tell sumbuddy, iff i goes away 4 wile. dint meen ennybuddy wurreh…
{{{GREMLIN}}} (dats beeg bear hug)
Promise – ibk – alwayz tell. Deer Paws4Thot did – sayed he waz going away awn hols – which I take to meen holidays – fur three weeks an nawt to wurree. Ai thot taht was SO nice – becuz ai DOO wurree.
I wish everee wun wud doo this. Afterawl, enething cud happen – an we wud never, ever know what had become ov our deer frend. So sad. *sniff*
Ai am apparentlee feeling sumwhat sentimental tonite!
i pwomiss!!
I sekkund JCH4K’s rekwest: If yor goin awai, giv us fair warnin! We wurriez, yoo noes.
When Itteh went missin, we had peepuls chekkin der pokkits awl ober de whirled. We lukd hi (see kittehs in treez pikshoor). We lukd low!
We eben had peepul lukkin on Crismus day – just in caes ibk turnd up in sumbuddie’s stockin fur Crismus bai akksident!
Anywayz, most importantly, yoo iz bak! Hurrah! Let de gud tiemz roll!
Well. I wuz wurreed moas ub all.
I is itteh’s udopted mommee, affur all.
So happee too see u bak!
Mai granmudderli advies: bote bai klikkin on far rite cheezburgr #5 when U liek comintz r pitchurz, but “If U kant bote somting nies, doan bote nuffin” in somebodi R udder’s immortl wordz.
But moasly, haz fun! Iz frenli heer, N chaiardanzin iz R favrit sport. Also kosplay -wear UR chikken hed rubber glub wiv drawrings on (chrg(wdoi)) 2 pervent brainz splortin on keybord from 2 much kyoot!
Wellcom!
I red dats az pervert ur brainz fur sum reeson…
prapz U noez mi 2 wel.
Hmmm… unyuns and beer iz prezent… CSI kitteh concloods that CHEEZBURGERS muss be motiv for dis teribul kryme…
CSI?
Cheezburger Scene Investigator?
Nao lemme acks u a qwestion.
Did u see a sign taht said “Dead Kitteh Storage?”
Sumbuddie call Da Woolf!
Dat’s soopa gud refrunz!
Now kitteh look lahk Dork!
OOooooo!!! I likes dat one!
Meenwhyle, wot kilt the Cali is BEHIN TEH KITTEH!!!!
OH NOES! LOOK OUT KITTEH!!!!
MrsQ – ar yoo frum teenietineeIngerland too?
nice shot…..:)
*snork* Es Jimmy Hoffa kitteh!
dam…thers anudder wun..www.snork.kom
Itz liek trying to herd a flock ov catz, ai feer.
oh, datz eezie- jus dangel teh rite sparklie nip in front an off tehy goes!
also wurks foar small chilldrin, colleg students, and nebuddy wif an maginashun. also clayms to werk on big blak burds, but doznt spesify wich wuns.
I haz no trubble herding cats–dey all come runnin as soon as dey herd teh can-opener!
kall teh internashunal brothahood of cheezburgers!
ooohhh… naw I woryed…
We has noo kitten at hom.
I hopes mah ZippyKat hazn’t killt mah MochaChicka whilz I at wurk today…
Deh Kittehz kan B so terror-torial, you knowz?
Whaaatza MochaChika. Iz new breed????
Makes me wanna dance. Be gud new firstie dance. The Mochachika, the mochachica dadadadada. Kina lyke teh kookarachi muzic.
I r no killeeng MochaChicka!! I sware!
Ai seez hed & legz, but wherz da rest of kitteh bodyee? In da fridge, or nudder cabbenet?
omigourd. rhsb, we duzzint goes in da … o. u sayed fridge. i fot so u sayed freezerr… an we nawt goes in da kabineett. h3ll cat gard hiz fuddish dere.
*shivver*
Awlso, hoomin needz ta go git more groshuriez. All haz iz onyuns and beir. Muss b male hoomin!
is dat whai tehy stink?
u ned at leest 16 gynee pigs to finish teh job en 1 sittin, sobe waree of any kitteh wot keeps gynee pigs
hense teh x-spreshun, ez greedee ez a gynee pig!
(snatch FTW, Ai lurvz dat moovee!)
lol– did anyone else think of Drew Peterson when they read this caption? I did
And now for my next trick…
I will pull a cat from a box!!!!
TA-DAAAA
^_^
All ingredients for Kitteh-Gulasch!
No hydez Tukkz Kitteh
inz Beer Bawkz. Dat’z t3h furst playse
dat Hewminz willz luuk!
Tukkz Kitteh lykez Beer
Bawkz. Nyse andz koazee. Fitz Tukkz
Kitteh lykez a glubb
Grayt playse 4 a Nap!
Tukkz Kitteh canz grabbz at himz
Hewmin’z reecheeng hand
Jack.
ohai, jack. dat comed from xperients?
… Tukkz Kitteh canz grabbz at himz
… Hewmin’z reecheeng hand
dat so rl i feeled a pointeh end on mah hand!
ai think dat jus yors kitteh sayin is kitteh taim- oar tehy rillly like teh knew nale polish.
Frendz simpathyze over ur loss.
True frendz helps hide the bodiez
bleck n’ wite kittehz nawt ded…himz sleeppn awfs da birz… sush debashereeee!!!
Came not batteries?
*reeds box*
Batteries nawt inkluded.
contents may explode wifowt warning, pleez open awai frum fase.
foar optimel battry use, pleez charg fullee b4 usin.
Made in Taiwan.
Dis wut happins wen u let ur kittehs drink.
Let dis b a lessin tu u: Don’t drink and nap.
… (da onyons day hide da smell…)
Tee Hee!!!
is proof taht
a 12-pk box o’ beeer
iz 2 much for 1 kitteh
Beet it, u stoopy! I iz nawt ded!
bring owt ur ded!
The BEST caption evar! Will he attach rocks & sink the box in the pond?
Mac…teh Knife?
Dun worry, be happai. I helps hide teh bod foar u.
that oranj kitteh luks just liek mah kitteh! ‘Cept mah kitteh is way fatter. Oh Noes! Mebbe is mah kitteh!
lolses! I love tis website! i an stil tryin to get used to lolcat speak!
lol.
O mai gawd yoo killd da kitteh :O