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Oranj 1’s are poisn
watch out, Spockitteh! Taht mind meld wif taht orng one will keel you -is poisin to Vulkats, too!
Congratumacashuns on nawt second, anycat!
rekwest fur song & danz?
Dirtee Deedz Dun Dirt Cheep?
” I just went for a beer and this cat fell out !!! honest !!! “
Then haow cum I not dead yet…I gut four Oranj wuns!
Yoo haz the mew nittee.
OW!!!!!!!!!
I haz an oranj one 2 and she are the sweetest kitteh in whole whirled not poizon at all, my other tabbie kitteh on teh other hand is a dude with a tude
oz nos!
Santa kitteh send mez anoder kitteh!
itz notz mei size, eidder!
I knowz wut u did lazt summer?
Alwayz remmemmer…a frend will help yu moove…a reelee gud frend will help yu moove a bodee!!
Lolzzz, first xD
oar maybee notz!
to kwote sum wun else (mebbe JCH4K oar Kathleen, nawt shur):
sorree, its nawt teh furst “XD.” ai has seen it awn lawts ob odder kommints on ICHC.
Kitteh drink tew mush.
Fall shleep in kebnit.
and in e brit
and in e bri(a)t(ion)?
if da ornj wun poizunded da otter wun, den wut he doin wif da onjions?
making stew. Wacha think? he gotsa hide deh body cuz he keeled it wiff hiz paizin. Best to not let it goez to waste so makes some kitteh stew. Taste like chikin
Sweenee Todd!
So glad Ai sawz dis b4 Ai sez sam ting!
an not wiles ai eetin mai dinner.
Ai libbed in Con ed… con ec ti cut U noes, CT, bout 40 yeers go. Local Chineese eetin plase clossed daon bai Bored of Helf for srvin ?able meet
Wen Ai wus at skool, teh local Chynees - verree poplar for after-eggzam partees an 18ths an stuff - wuz cloesd daon wen tehy fownd dog meet in teh freezah ( German Shepherd, allegedly!)
Teh DEmon LolBarber of Fleas Street! Meat pie any one?
seems an awful waste… seems a down right shame….what a nice plump frame, kittehsname has…had…has…wif teh price o meat what it is, when ya gets it, if ya gets it (ah!) good ya got it…
M_M has seed movie twice, going again tonight >_>
Izznt der a lain in it dat goz sumpin laik:
“Diz sillee ole whirled za big fat pit
An de kittehs ub de whirled juz play init.”
Deres a hole in teh whirled like a great black pit and teh vermin of teh whirled inhabit it and its morals arent worf what a pig could spit and it goes by teh name of London…
Dat cud hurd deh toorizt traed….or purrhaps improve it.
Dat song deh London verzhun ub “Ai Lubz Noo Yawk!”
“Taeke, fur insance, Mizziz. Mooni and teh pye shop!
Bus’niz nefer bettr ewsin onli pusikats an’ toste!
Ana pusi’s gud fur mebbe siks or sevn at teh moste!
An aim sur dey canned compayr as fur as tayst!”
OH, donz hurtz da tuxeeedo’z!
Kittehs juss playin.
Marmie sez: Fownd yoo! Now my tern hide. Yoo start cownting.
Tucksie: wun, too, free, forezzzzzzzz
U doan hafta worreez cause dat not be a tuxeeedoz…that baby jus be blax & whyte (by-kulor, dsh). Dat be differrent frum teh by-sessual… fyi. Teh Tuxeeedoz is awl blax cept fur teh chest area an suntynes teh little footsys that be whyte too. See, F&O’s Momma…I esplain…I be an antikue…I knowz eberythyng bout anythyng…SRSLY! Why back in my dai…….snorrrzzzing
(jch4k there’s anudder one…www.snorrrzzing.kom…teh ideaz just keeps poppin outta mai haed. Sumday I’m gonna be a Dot Kom Mogulezz!!!! U gonna eat mai dust JC!)
mizhizzyfitz
Tanks fur da intur…inturest…gud infurmatun…
F&O’s momma
“Oh, ai waz born aboud 10 tousand yeerz ago
An ders nuttin in diz whirled dat ai dunno
Ai zaw peeder paul n moses
Playin ring aroun deh rozez
An ai can lick de man hu sez dat it aint so!”
Iz u lolbrarian? Dey noes everding. R how 2 finded it.
I needz teh klarify sumpin. JC is not teh same as jch4k..Iz totally different purrson..srsly.
kthxbai
I nut a lybriarn…butt after spendin almos 17 yeers with multiple purrsonalities der izn’t mush I doan know bout teh pointy ended lyttle furbawls. As fur the udder stuff..doan need to knowz nuffin else. Iz enough.
Tale of two kittehs one in the box and one outside
is tinkin owtside da box?
Akshully Schrodinger’s cat ar now performing experimentz on udder catz to satisfy
hims scientifibic curioucitee
ewww… is it catching?
ROLF
Dis Kitteh diez of onyun slicing!
Lessee… Beer, Unyums, Poysin Kitteh… I finks we needs to call teh Claw ‘n’ Order guize!
Kitteh unnerestimates teh CSI peeps. Dey will find yoo!
I fink it wuz a poysin cheezeburger. Wut a horribel wai to go! NomNomNom *gack* *cough* *thump*
Kitteh r troo freyn who will hidz da bodee for choo.
And den mah Isabelle wuld call da kopz -n- tell dem where da bodee iz!
Her haz a BIG att-e-tood faor such a small beebah!
Hey! My tern to get in teh bokks!
exzakedtly!! orinj one sayin “wakez up u sleepyheads!!! u had teh box long enuf, my turn nao”
Orinje kitteh sez “Don bogart teh beer, d00d!”
Reely trooly she hit her head on teh sunroof of her SUV!
I sware!
I wuz just gibbin her maus-to-maus resusita… resasitu… oh heck, yoo noes, taht breevin thingy…
Yuh, no conspeerasy there. Not a bullet hole on her … and no unyuns breath!
Mush kitteh thinks the world is stoopy enuff to believe these tall tayles
larnt it frum Bush kitteh
If I say it enuff times it will be troo!
becos I ar good and ceiling cat talks to meh
I b nu hrr, wut i do?
Dat.
you dunit right? Wilkomen, bienvenue, Velkome…
i mint…you dun it right !!!
C’mon in!
Blazing Saddles reference!
Maek komminz, n spehl ebbrytin funnetickallee. Komint on pichurs, udder kommints, komminds on kominds, an so awn. Welcum tu de Klub!
Furrgod de mayne ting - HABS A GUDD TAIME!