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teh fox is sealpointed… DO WANT.
but where iz floofy fox tail???
fox can has tail plz? kthxbai.
floofy foxxez tail maeken foxxez hind legg lukk fat
hee heee
clever sealpoint foxx
Foxes have to be one of the most underrated small predators ever.
Well….this is just a pup.
Keepin hiz heinie warmncumfabull
to mee he just anuffer foxx
whares dants?
sumtimes I tink I gots to oburlook ebery thred, in case I missus a dans. Gess I gots too.
*dantses fur graspee*
Yes – waht happeened heer? No gud nawt-second shud go uncelebrated – even if a liddle late!
Congratz, graspee. Ai’m gonna trai teh Foxtrot fur yoo.
The Fox-trot is basically from the Two-step, however it’s done with a broken instead of an even beat (Basically Slow-Slow-Quick-Quick). If ai rememberz correktlee – iz just teh basik box step.
*danses* *SloStep SloStep QuickStep QuickStep* Iz gud, becuz won duzn’t tire so quicklee.
*joinz Janet*
“gud bai crule wurld” waiting to be road kill
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I know bu fox iz luking so sad.
Ai tink he luks comfabull. Naiz warm pavement fur relaxingon
uh huh. tired foxx, nawt fired foxx…!!
No, hymns naugt wanna say bai 2 whirled, hymns juss habing a “grabity attack”.
I hires u.
U kin be cowch warmer.
An bed warmer.
Teh innertubes r nawt fer u.
Owr perhaps he’s jus lying in wait – the KFC Delivree man – teh ultimate challenge!
Plots “I will lure you wif mai preetend rodekill pose. And then… BWAHHAHAHA!!”
Iz pay in cheezburgers?
Humm. That not in rite spot!
sounz gud ther neway.
cooshy I.T. job.
I dun’ has it no more.
also, dis owr firstest lolfox?
Second, iznt dere an “I kan haz firefox?” lolfox?
Ders alzo un rezent wid kitte n fox lukkin alaik
An fox iz chasin teh mowsie.
JAJEH – duzzent yoo meen teh kittee wif Charlie the coyote? There iz sumwhere a link to Charlie’s site. Ebberree wun shud see it. It is BEYOND hartwarming!!!
Nau defflee a foxxeee.
Woops….u rait…widdraw abuv commen…we habbanudder picher ub diz lil guy playin tag widda kitteh. Dat certinlee iz a wunnerful webbside!
Duz dey has foxes in India? If not, mebbe de foxes jobs has been outsourced to mongoose…mongeese…mongooses??
speaking of India, I find the noos that Tata Motors from India looks like it will be buying out the Jaguar line is one of the most interesting and ironic bits of business noos i’ve ever read. The British laborers at Jaguar will be under management from their former colony.
talk about the new millenium … india (and china) has it
You know, I thought that too. (The irony bit.) But honestly I don’t think the workers will be that bothered – the main thing is to still have a job.
Hope I’ll be excused for not lolspeeking for a bit. Indians have recently bought a couple of other top global businesses (not as high-profile as Jaguar, because they don’t make consumer products, but terribly important) — Arcelor (French steel company) and Corus (Brazilian steel co). Some of it is a stronger economy, some of it is one upmanship with China (Lenovo and whatnot).
The Indian government now also lets Indians invest abroad more freely (not completely freely yet) — another sign of economic confidence (Indians couldn’t invest abroad earlier because the government didn’t want capital going out of the country, and Indians helping other currencies become stronger). Some of the richest people in the UK and the world are Indians (not just Indian-British and Indian-American, but also Indians with Indian citizenship). Indians are also at the top of the global corporate food chain (the new Citibank CEO is an Indian).
And you still see appalling poverty *everywhere* in India. Business in India is getting more violent. Companies are trying to acquire farmland dirt cheap from peasants to put up factories and malls to sell products the displaced peasants can’t even dream of having. They’re hogging local water sources to bottle soft drinks, so the poorest people have to buy water for drinking and irrigation. When the poor protest (even if peacefully) they are beaten up by company guards or state security. I’m not even starting on the environmental costs, although I’ll say China has done itself far worse damage than India has yet. I’m afraid we’re not headed towards becoming rich countries, just poor countries with a few of the world’s richest people. Internal kolonization, we haz it.
Sowwy fer lawng speechez, iz jus dat ai seez teh inkreezin poverty an feelz berry strawngly dat we’re doin it rong.
*stepz daon frum sope bawks an wawks off*
Dear moe, as far as I am concerned yoo can get awn yur sope box ene time yoo want.
Yoo are rite – and it is sad. We here in the USA seem to be rapidly descending into third world status. The social contract – if there ever really was one, seems to be broken. The very rich corporations seem to be in charge of everything – and they have no social conscience whatsoever. They are only out for the money. Not for the good of any of the people.
Where will it all end? Maybee -just maybee – teh ICHC mentalitee will congkur awl – and wee will rool the werld, wif kindness an generositee to awl.
dis sounz liek teh bank trust isshoes uv teh 1890s. ai member doze weeeks in AP US histroy- nawt fun foar me, but lawts uv funnie cartoons.
an Janet is rite. teh onlie wey to whirled peas is thru teh lolcats an dere motto uv ‘i can has cheezburger = happiness’ Kitteh nawt kare abowt beeting teh naybers (unless tehy is sqwirls oar burds oar lolruses) oar collektin stuff. jus wants food and snorgles an soft gushy plase to sleep. Tehy nawt needz spensive presints foar kitsmus, jus big boxes an sparklies an cheezfrenz ana hoal lotta buks and imaginayshun.
ai forgotted,
teh nawt eezie way to whirled peas meens a big blender.
Moe iz so rait. Heer, Moe, I likks u ahn ur cheek wif ahl luv. Jai Hind, Deshibhai, jai Hind.
Don’t forget to look at all that we’ve done right.
Hai Moe,
I preshiate ur commint. I nawt noe dat awl ov dat waz happeningz.
Mah faborite fraze iz “We’re awl in dis togebber.”
I liek to tri to imagine how teh whirled wud b if we cud sumhow see how awl ov our choyces in life, impact eberybuddy else on teh planet. Wat wud it be if guberments frot globally an nawt put their own wants elebenty tiems higher dan eberywon elses?
*cue John Lennon’s “Imagine”*
I wish that it waz so simple that by cutting bak on teh water taht I use eberydai, that otherz wud hab access to clean water. But wif teh gap between the habs and teh hab nawts growing wider, that seems less likely.
But, dere iz always hope dat fings will change. We have teh peeps from Eyeowa going to caucus tonite, an tomorrow we hab a new beginning.
hi moe,
keeep speakig owt an lowdlee too! bad peeps use
any kine justimicashun, laik “gud 4 eekonomee” or
soshall darwinnsim or relijon, dey berry smarmt n use
fansee wurds. ai tink bad peeps lack mpathy n inner
sekuridy to not care. bad peeps all ober wirld. ai culd go on n on n on…
but ai tinks awl teh Cheezfrens allreddy kno.
Internal kolonization.
Teh tihrd whirl haz it.
Tanks fer a yoosful frayz.
o hai, Mrrph! yu’z indian! wer iz yu, if ai may asx? (nawt ansr iff yu nawt want tu, iz OK). bai teh wai, ai’z behen, nawt bhai
fank oo, Mrrph, Janet, kitsunerina, homescribe, annyluvsprintie, Romeow an falco, fer awl yr kommints. ai gree wun hunnerd persint bowt keep speekin owt, an chaynjin lidl fingz in yr personal lief, tu maek teh differens. ai kno teh cheezpeepz libz mindfully.
dis whut ai lub bowt teh ICHC. der awlwaiz understendin an smart peepz heer. an uff korss peepz wif teh sily sins ub hyoomer.
{{{{{{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}}}}
Janet, whut yu sai remynd me ub wun ub Gandhi’s gratest inspeerayshunz — Thoreau’s essai awn sibbil disobeediens. Ai quotez: “It is truly enough said that a corporation has no conscience; but a corporation of conscientious men is a corporation with a conscience. Law never made men a whit more just; and, by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice.”
Iznt it funnee, a Merrykan (Thoreau) inspyrz Indians to haz a sibbil dissobeedienz muvmint an fyt fer der rites, den teh Indian muvmint inspyrz teh Merrykans to haz a sibbil rites muvmint!
youz awl iz rit-
wirled peaz haz two start wif awl peepz respectn uder peepz. Weiz needz two change our ‘tudies toward each udder.
Mebe iz lik dat awld sayin- wirld peas startz at homz in aur neighborhoodz.
(I fink I rewurded dat- sry-)
I seez sos muc nawt carin in mai lif-
hadz wun kidz hurtz ‘nother kid real bad at skool ( I wurkz in berry low income area). Tol mai snupervisen teecha- awl shez sais waz “oh dez nawt mai kidz, I don hab two wurry bout it”
Im finkin lik ” deez two KIDZ- weez techaz shuldn weiz eben fink ’bout it?!
Alzo-
Daz affer Catmus- whilz spoose waz on bacation- spoosez boss putz him on da probeation- fur duin whatz himz tol two do. Boss lokz documentz soos it culd not beez copiedz or forwardedez (but it culd be screen printzed n copid two wurd! sos der!) den boss goez on bacation fur week- spoose can’nt ebebn tawkz to boss. – n da probeation sez himz hafta beez purfect in three weakz…..nawt possiblz. I findz dis berry mean- putz sumwun on probeation whenz deh is on bacation- den leav sos uz cantz eben tawk to dem fur a weak.
dis sorta stufz happenz awl da timz-
sorta lik dat wun guy saidz- cantz we awl getz ‘long wif eachuber?
sry- in slightly philosopicat mood atz da momentz….
momcat
I dunno if eenwun will cum bak to reed this but ennewais:
i was goin to add las nite about teh watr stealin in India- makes me so angry I won’t drink Coke – but teh real thing that jumped out to me now is the “libz mindfully” as moe sez – that covers so much, from wot momcat sez about teh kidz and her hubby’s meen boss to how we deal wif society (which DOES eggsist, Mrs Thatcher) which is reely jus a name for us awl in it togebber.
Dis jus reinfawces mai new yeers sortof resolushuns: to be shure I gibs each purson theyr full measure awf worth in evry deeling I habs wif tem an also to be careless wif teh trooth – not “littel lies” eggsacly but all teh times I eggsagerate or don’t bother so much about teh accuracy ov teh things I sai.
Maibee sound pickee – but this is wot I theenk teh Bibel meens by catching teh littel foxes that destroy teh vines; deelin wif teh littel things. Mind u , if all teh foxes were as cyoot ..
Got carried awai.
{{{{{moe, momcat, all cheezfrens}}}}
Annyluvsprintie, I agree wif u.
Iz so far frum purrfect, iz nawt eben funneh. But, I reely tri to be a better purrson wif mah actions as well as mah thoughts.
We neber know wat prolems a stranger habs an juss because tehy are cranky, it doesn’t mean dat I haff to judge tehm. Mebee I run into momcat’s hubby dat juss got scr*wed bai hims boss and he was cranky. I doan hab to fink to myseff “wat a jerk,” cuz I doan know wat hims iz deeling wif.
Also, iz gud to member dat a liddle encounter wif a stranger cud maek a beeg difrence in dere dai. Mebee I hold teh door fur momcat’s hubby, an it maeks him member dat we r nawt all jerks liek his boss. U juss neber no.
Oh, ROMEOW!
Trooer wurds nebbur spokun….U is so rite.
Walk a mile in dere moccasins…an all dat. Is so importunt too bee nice too teh jurkee peepuls. Is not hard too becum jerkee urself…wut goes rown cums arown: bof BAD an GOOD!!!
So allways gib teh GOOD fur teh cum arown.
Dis bee a hard place to lib. Maybe next place bee bettur.
annyluvsprintie – ai am alwaiz amazed at how menee peepl go bak and reed. Sumtimes ai go bak – just becuz ai want to see sumthing – an find hole long interesting dicusshuns – long after ai thot evereewun had long since mooved awn. Stranj, reelee.
But whut say, Romeow and annyluvsprintie iz eggsaktlee what must bee dun. We can awnlee doo what wee can – but purrhaps we can get otters to doo it as well.
Cud bee liek the grane ov sand (or is it a corm?) dubbled awn the chessbord effekt.
I yushooallee go back an reed, Janet. U can fines all KINES ub innuresting tings! (hee hee)
Wunts I went back an did a furstee dants fur sumwun . Dey had dun sumting rong mebbee? I dunno. Enneyway, I sneeked back an dantsed deefiantlee! An sumwun cawt mee an dantsed wif mee!! It wuz wunderfull!!!
fank u awl fur da kindz fouts. I mus be gettn dem because fur da furst day since afore catmus, I feelz peesful inside.
I nao I care bout awl da kiddiz eben ifinz mai boss dont. I can helpz dem feel bedda n datz wutz makz da difference.
Spoose wurkin wif noo lead whoez agreed dat deh probation listz iz nawt possible ta due in da timz himz giben. Himz gonna tawlk to da headcheese- when da headcheese is bak frum bacation. In meen timz iz lukin fur ‘nother job. We waiz holdin awn two da medical compani cause in 2 yearz himz suposedly “vested” in medical benifits.- But eberyfing da compani has tawled himz so far has been a lie. Sos himz giben up on dat ider n lukin fur neaw wuk. Might be bit hardz fur guy in himz 50s….
garage still holdn awn to mai car, waz ‘posed two be donez twoday…. butz itz nawt. -Garage is full ub animalz dat go hee haw…..
Butz wif awl ub yuz arond, I fink weiz can mak it….
gascat feeln bedda- himz basketball teamz wuz on FSN n deh DID putz da band on da tv!
life moven forward at least…..
momcat
Ai herd a nyce stori on teh raydyoh: at a draiv-troo coffee shop sumware
teh peep payin at teh windo sez to cazsheer, “here’s an extra twenty dollars;
please treat the people in the car behind me with it.” Teh peeps in teh car
behin wurz so tutched dat dey do saim ting. An it keep going. Teh lain uf cars
n peeps kep treetig eetch ubber til teh chayn brohk at teh 1200 (or 1400? cant
member) peep!
U nebber kno if u wat u do may haf a dominomino affeck.
Oh, deer.
It too late, I noe, butt I muss share.
I hope sumwun sees an is tuched.
I took care ub a man mennee years ago. I not noe his diagnosis….but he had verreh flat affect. Him shur wuz uppreshutiv uv us aids coming to him howse, tho.
He sed to mee wun day dat he wuz yoosless an wunnderred wai him alive.
I said NOOO!!! U NEBBUR NOE HOW U EFFECT SUMWUN!!! I sed, u cud doo wun tinnee litto thing an it cawses dis and dat and den dis and den dat, and den….sumting huge like: DIS_________!!!!!! and God has sumting marveluss planned fur u!
Him stared at me. Den dis qwiet man wif stiff affect sed:
HUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
an him eyes turnned red!
I noo I tuched him like nebbur beefor…teers running down mah face now…has been more dan ten yeers…..
Oh Kafleen,
Nao I hab to gets teh tissue. That is a byootiful storee! He was so lucky to hab u taekin care ov him dat dai. Who knows, mebee he had said teh same fing to sumbuddeh else and didn’t get mush of a response. U were an angel fur him. U gab him meaning fur his life wen he didn’t hab enny. *grabs anudder tissue* U changed dat man’s life. Wow, dat iz powerful stuff.
I shur wish dat aids an udder hoam heaff workers wud get paid wat they r worth. Ov corse, I’m not refering to your encounter. You can’t pay fur dat – it cums frum teh heart. When peeps get to teh point wen tehy needs hoam heaff workers – dey need GUD wons. It b a bery hard job to do well an unner bery difficult circumstances.
I raise mah bottle ov wadder to U, Kafleen! I proud to know u!
WOW.
I shall bee goin back an reedin old threds more offun!! 
TY fur ur wunderfull wurds, Romeow!
*intoning voyce* YOO HAVE SUMMONED MEE – AND AI AM HEER!!!1
Wow! The last time ai wuz heer, ai thot ai wuz teh last to say enething!!! Lukkit awl these comminz!! Kathleen, thankz fur sending mee bak heer. That is a wonderful storee – and hoo knows reelee how menee times you have dun that fur someeon and didn’t know it.
So many peeple have affected mee – yoo just never know what it iz that you are going to say that can chanj somewuns lief. Just meens, though, taht we must bee careful nawt to blurt thingz out in anger. What haz been sayed cannawt reelee be unsayed.
An yes – Romeow is a troolee nobul sole!
KATHLEEN!! luk down closer to bottom. lbk left yoo a lufflee note!
O, tank u, Janet!! I’d gib u ellebuntee millyun cheezburgers, but dat wud bee cheating.
*wink*
Kafleen
Juz wanted to sai I luved ur story about teh old man.
Icraid. Tehn it reminded me ov a time when I was telling a Hungarian frend about how I was feelin useless an he jumped up and down an sed “Zer film about zer angel! Zer film about zer angel!” Evenshully I realised he meens “It’a wonderful life” an i felt somuch better. That makes u an angel too!
Iz doin whut JCH4K sed: lukkin bak at owld posties, so…. doan no iffen ennywun seez dis but….. (gotta du dis lolspeek off)
In all seriousness, for those who chose to think – really think – about the ‘mile in another’s shoes’: I thank you. As a parent of a child with ’special needs’ (I hate that term: don’t we all have ’special needs’ of some sort?? ) – he has a myraid of diagnosis, an alphabet soup, honestly! – and has real problems with crowds, sensory input, sounds, lights….. sometimes, I have no true idea of what sets him off. We get plenty of looks in stores when my son has hit a ‘wall’…. Most of those looks say:
‘Why can’t you control your child?’
‘What’s the matter with him/you?’
‘All that kid needs is a good smack!’
‘You must be a horrible parent!’
or, my actual, life-experience favorite (but, only in Russia!):
“Why do you bring him out in public when you know he acts like that and bothers other people?”
People are cruel…. but, I can’t protect my son from that – I have to help him learn how to ‘deal’ in the real world. And, a lot of times, that means dealing with people who have absolutely no awareness of others. I show him, with my actions, that we have to accept others and understand that they, too, have problems that we have to accept. To care for others and the environment, and to do ‘good’ things. That being ‘a jerk’ hurts ourselves more than anyone else.
One of the reasons I fell in love with this place and all of you is how accepting you are – how caring and concerned you are about everything, not just yourselves. I feel very, very lucky to be part of ICHC….. thanks for including me!
{{{3heathens an sun}}} yu’z a gud an brayv mom.
I’z glad ai kaem bak tu reed dis fred. fanks fer sherrin awl yur stowriez, ebberywun.
Fank yew, 3heathens fur teh reminder.
I used to decorate caeks in an upscale grocery store, and I seed moar misbehavin kids den behavin kids. Mama eiber nawt acknowledging the kids or yellin at teh kids.
I glad dat u reminded me dat mebee iz nawt a parent prolem. I member dat nex tiem. I doan gib bad luks, but, I confess, dat I frot dat dis is prolly nawt parent ov teh yeer. Wif ur reminder, u hab maed a diffrence in mah life, an prolly odders dat reed it, too.
*hug, smoo, hug*
*snif*
Fanks, Moe n’ Romeow… truly, ai doant share dat fur teh sympatheez… reely… ai meen whut ai said: parents lyk hubbeh an mee appreshiate peeps who – even if it’s jus a smile during a trying moment – trai hard nawt to judj.
Iz hard – ai know, ai used tu fink doez fings, tu, Romeow… but, nao, I fink….. maybee tehy jes habbin’ a hard dai, tu. Naow, win ai seez thoze fings happinin, ai fink, maybee, there but fur teh grayse ob God, goes I….
Menee udder fings hab shaped dat thawt process – tu menee tu tawk ’bout….. but, ai kin onnestly sai, ai am gratefull fur whut wii hav…. ‘cuz it culd beez so mush wurse. An, ai doan fink ’bout dat tu mush, eever – maykes mee crai!
Fank you fur teh hugs and smoos, Moe and Romeow…. ai lub it here! <3
*sniff sniff*
we haz jackals, iz bigger dan fox. Bit moar liek hyena awr coyote ai gess.
Wunst in teh very earlee sunrize, I gettin up an look out window. Lil critter iz sneekin up on water dish in nayba’s yard, den runz away. Iz fox or koyote, I not sure — but sometymez bery late at nite (or bery early in mornin, I guess), I hear koyotes singin.
ooooOOOOoooo!
Kyotees ken be tuff on foxies. Send em tu de bridge.
Jacals n fuxes luuk a lodda laik
I lubz dat!
weiz wunc libd in a plac were da koyotez singz ( uz didz hab two be careful ’bout yur cat) iz bootiful!
canz uz belif dat I wunc libd in plac were awl da liddle tree froggiez (hundrdz ub dem) wud singz der liddle hertz outz eberi spring ebenning. Waz berry, berry bootiful. neigboorz hadz petition twoz getz ridz ub froggiez cause de “mak two muc noise….” howz stoopid dat!
left area sortliz after dat- I fink da froggiz stillz ok……
momcat
-shud goez n drinkz mai coffi n stopz been sos reflectivz- makz meiz sad…..
Deer momcat – taht soundz liek so menee places in teh USA taht has furbidden the church bellz on Sunday becuz is too much noise!!! Wun ov mai moasts favorietest (there ar menee, ai admitz) memoriez of jermanee and Austria ar teh church bells on Sunday morning. Iz MEWSIK!!! nawt noise! Liek the froggies. Mewsik. We can awnlee feel sorrree fur teh peepl who cannawt heer it.
Wunz, when ai wuz in India at mai frenz house – in teh verree erlee morning, befoar it wuz lite – yoo cud furst heer the mewsik frum the neerbai temple – and then, shortlee after, the muezzin callin teh peepl to prayer an teh neerbay mosque – and in the foreground, awl the stranj nite creechur sounds.
If ai goes tehre again, an ai certainlee hoeps ai duz – ai will taek a recorder fur shur!
Dont feel bad about being – relectiv an sad. Iz sumtiems verree gud fur yoo.
mooooe, we haz foxxez! ah tol u up dar up crik er streeem r whutuver
Benhngahlee foxxez iz best foxxez ix vohlepayshus eeeeeeeeee! laik bahlleewuhd Bol lee wood foxxxez.
Tired Fox… LOL!!!!
Wen teh bus comes, he’s gonna be “TireFox”
Funny but PLEECH! Hobe naud. Tuu preddy!
Tired Fox… Needs his Java and a Cookie
Pro’ly got sick on Spam
What a beautiful little animal!!!
aint they grand?
Ware ai raid de hwsies, der are fambliees ub foxies, bud ai habnt seen yed, thoug sumtiems dey be rite on de trail, trottin along, ai bin told. Not wen aim dere! My big ambishun iz to see dem.
teh grund iz lava en I fall, so canot ply no mor i is out.
SquirrelGirrl? u ok? pleez say u ok ktnxbai
Him cans crash at my house.
Geico has hired a new commercial trap for drivers………LOL fox
#9836;
On the road again
Just can’t wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin’ music with my friends
And I can’t wait to get on the road again
#9836;
(ignore previous)
$#9836;
On the road again
Just can’t wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin’ music with my friends
And I can’t wait to get on the road again
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I starting to feel like fox looks.
doan b sad sir dill. WP b habin fun wiff us awl da tyme : )
it needz a hobby two!
adwarez make firefox sad.
Tell mee abawt it.
Must not has AdBlock Plus eggstenshun installed?
note too self…..
getz up B4 fahmer jonez truck arribez….
Firefox got doused
Crazy Scientist: To fly the FireFox, remember, you must think in Russian. Do you think you can do that?
Clint Eastwood: Yeah, I think I can do that.
…
“Fire rearward missiles…” pew pew pew!
Yay! Fer Obscure Clint Eeestwood movie!
*pew pew* Jus cuz I likes doin dat! *pew pew*
ohai Mr. Worf : ) ah likes dat sawnd tew *pew pew*
fire foton tohrpidos, mr.worf, *pew pew pew*!
yeh hai Mr Worf ai laiks doon dat 2 pew pew pew eeeeee
i iz standin’ gaard ober dat sleepy sleepy foxx
shhhh sof lidl pew pew
pew
shhh
All right everybody
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Old McDonald had a FireFox
IE IE No
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WIN!!!elebentyone!!!
Yayyy! Luks reelee prittee!!
Wid a Yau Yau heer an a Yau Yau derr..
WIN!!!
how due yue make teh musik notes, rd?
cut and paste existing note or
& # 9836 ;
with no spaces
ooooohs. dats wai dose numbers be dere. i dont gets notes, just teh numbahs.
lesseee here
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hmmmm duzzat luk like notes to y’all? jus a funny little bawks on mine
Yes that looks like notes. Your browser (probably IE, doesn’t support displaying the special characters, so it shows the box for those. I use Firefox and I can get the notes. I think you can do something with IE to get it to display the notes with a plugin or something, but I’ve never tried it.
fanks, rodney!
Plz to reboot
Updait nao installd
This bothers me. I hope I am not looking at a picture of an injured animal.
Me too. I suspect, however, that this is bored, unstimulated fox in less-than-ideal zoo setting.
I preferz kittehs being insanely kewt.
Lukks relazed n comfy tu mee. Juz habbin a taim oud. takin a brake
Fawkz feenkz Kitteh
myte beez ryte. Wawrm Sun lyte awn
azzfawllt duz feelz Guuuuuuuuuuud!
Dawgeez chaysseeng Fawkz
nebburr fyndz herz heer. Fawkz iz
2 clebburr 4 dem!
Fawkkz keepz herz tayl 4
annuddurr day. Fyndz fud 2
feedz herz fammillee
Jack.
Full ov win an awsum, as youshuwal, Jack.
Missur Fox say, “Pleez not too bee warin me.”
Kthxbai.
Oh, Kafleen u pushed mah button!
Nawt meny fings get me moar angry den teh fur industree.
I wud liek to fink dat teh stoopy peeps dat still fink iz OK to ware fur is juss ignant. But, wif awl teh informashun an anti-fur protests, Iz beginning to fink dat day are nawt juss stoopy an ignant. I fink dey are Mean, Cruel, an Self Centered.
I nao dat sum mite disagree wif me, an I mite gits low burgers. Dat’s OK. Low burgers r nuffin compared to wat doze poor animals in teh fur industree r gittin.
*steps off soapbocks wif shoulders skwared*
Now I got ME started, too. Other than hunting because your family is going hungry, I never understood the “sport” of hunting. I’m even a little squeamish about baiting hooks and catching fish. For the life of me, I don’t understand how one can kill an animal unless they have to live to do so. Even then, it would be a sad event, I would think. I understand the native Americans apologized to the animal and thanked it for its sacrifice.
Someday, SOMEDAY, the more we learn about animals, this kind of crap will stop.
Iz wif u on dat, Kafleen.
Mah brudder is a beeg hunter an we used to argue bout it awl teh tiem. He wud tell me it waz fur teh gud ov the animals so dey didn’t starve. I wud ask him y hunters alwais kill teh biggest an strongest ones. If dey r tryin to halp, dey should taek teh liddle weak wons to maek teh herd stronger.
Dats won ov teh reasons I stopped eatin meat. I figured dat if I couldn’t kill it myseff, I shuddn’t eat it. Good fing dere aren’t chocolate bars walkin round in teh woods. I’d shoot dem in a second!
Someday, we will luk bak on dis tiem, an wonder how we cud hab did the stuffs we r doin.
Someday, we will luk bak on dis tiem, an wonder how we cud hab did the stuffs we r doin.
My sentiments exactly.
I used to hunt and fish. Fishing I’m okay at, but I always thanked the fish if I was going to eat it, but usually I let them go. I started doing that when I was little. My hunting skill weer nawt so grate akschully, and I never killed anything. I’m not sure that I could.
For some people I think the idea of hunting and fishing are ways to enjoy being in the outdoors. For others and particularily in the area I lived some of the hunters lived off of what they hunted for part of the year. Or gave the meat to less fortunate families that needed help. Then again all of the hunters I knew were the respondsible type who didn’t go out and hunt just to kill something for the fun of it. My uncle hunts and for him it’s very family oriented. Both of my cousins hunt with him, and they both enjoy the time they spend with him. He is also a very respondsible hunter and uses almost everything from the animals he gets.
Unfortuantely though there are a lot of irrespondsible people out there who do hunt. They are the ones who upset me.
M grapez R sour
Aesop ref FTW!!!!!11!!
huuhh…who care abou teeh old grapes, ennyway,, i iz karnivore
I dunno. Is cute. And I likes. But not likes it likes I likes some others. I mean. I even getz it and stuffz. But… I dunno. I likes the curly fox betterz. I dunno. Maybe I be just a party pooper.
U sure bout dat, Dave?
U nawt a party pooper, Dave.
Sum burgers r OK and sum r GRATE! We awl hab diffrent taste. Sum peeps fink dat teh marmalade kittehz b teh bestest in teh whirled. Odders like teh tuxes kittehz teh best. One nawt enny better dan teh odder – juss diffrent.
I fink bout the Bwinker kitteh almoss ebery dai wen Iz driving, an he maeks me laff.
I tink dats wun ub teh best, too! (speshullee caws Jurkface bee wun ub mah favurite insults, an I am a currier, an dat kitteh wuz ME!
)
For the last time, 2 cheezburgers no pickles!
India iz foxxing wif dem haht Bengal foxxez “Vulpes bengalensis” laik dey sez ‘vulp.. um vulpishush.. um well roundy roundy laydy iz laik foxxezz! foxxez rool. fox find wahrm playc 4 fox nap eeee mrrphh!
iz wunderin. be da burgers borked agin? i nawt can sawded burgers 4 votin…
iz trying 2 gibbes mah frenz da burgerz!! *shake mah fist* an der no burgers 2 bees da finded!!
dere yoo go, ittehbitteh, complayning ’bout nothin again!
humph.
rly. i sees no burgers 4 da votin. nawt eeben on da lolpics.
srry, ibk, i wuz making a joke about ’seeing no burgers’–iz like seeing ‘nothing’, so is like complaining about nothing (well, rlly about ’seeing nothing’). Eye naugt meens 2 dis joo!
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oh, yippee, i knowed u maked joke. wuznt da mad. promiss. dint fink i sownd mad…
i just upsetted no burgerz. dats hao i knows hao frenz like/no like mah commints. dats hao i shows dem i likes dare commints.
berry upsetted bowt da burgers, not u, yippee. nawt at awl bowt u.
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an {{{{kafleen}}} an ****schmoo 4 kafleen 2****
duz ennybuddy know hao i can has bergers back? i has dial-up. no prollem wif burgers till cuppla days agow. den – oh noes!! – no burgers!!
goodness.
Ittehbitteh hardlee been heer reecentlee. An I watches hur like a hawk, cuz, well, *shuffuls feet* hur mah udopted bebeh.
I not see a bunch ub complayning.
Sides, I thot wuz funnee. Speshullee bowt teh *shake mah fist* part.
/hurts mah feelurs wen peeps bee talkin bowt mah ittehbitteh
it wuz a joke…like when Alice said that she saw “nobody” and the king (or somebody) said “you must have good eyes to be able to see ‘nobody’, and at such a distance!”
Ie–”no burgers’ = ‘no thing’–ie, sumthing that’s ‘not there’=nothing.
Sorry to sound like put-down!!! Iz just bad (or too obsure) joke.
hey, yippee an kafleen. luk: i maded u bofe sum lurve:
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
(gettin tireds…) *deep breff*
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
A bebbeh, puppeh fox gived me teh sassy, playzfl baarc wonce in teh wudz. He wuz chillen on teh bike path in teh sunzshiiin n he dint feelz lik movn fur teh liks o’me! Teh cute neerli kild me ded. Hiz in mah <3 fur evah!
awwwww!!!
*splort*
Queenkitteh, whut a lublee tayl! Dose speshul momintz is preshus. Funneh hao an imij can stik wit yoo furebber.
Moe, let me help tuk yor brayns bak in. *tuk tuk* Iz yoo OK? Wud yoo be needing a niec blankee?
fank oo, gremlin. yesh, i’d liek a blankee, pleez. an iffn yu hapin tu hab enny catbury choklit, mai ai hab a peece? thx
Teh kit (fawks bebeh) wuz tew liddl ta unnerstan yew wuz ennimee! He wuz asx- aks- tryin play! KYOOT!
i tink ah iz stoopy peep
um
i can has to know “<3 “?
oooo
dats a heart!
sidewayz. Oar, purrhaps, a dubble dip ice creem kone.
All I can think is that the fox would be very cute without legs. o.o?
yer mom…
not as cute as u, accodion, wif a bite outta yur butt.
foxxez is wulf tryin to be cat
Brilyunt
Foxes is so cute!
It’s da best of 2 worlds, like mikzing a kitty and a doggie
I luv dem<3
LOLfokses R lubbly to luk at but tehy smell RILLY bad! Ai meen RILLY bad!! An tehy can git in playces yu tink tehy carnt, lyk rabbit hutches an hen runs an stuff. So Ai lyk mai fokses at a distans, plees!
Yoos Skype to tawk long-distans to teh fyrefox.
Duz Firefox smahl reelleee bad?
Dis pikchur b all rong…
Firefox no crash. IE crash.
Firefox look liek him awl plugd owt. He can has plugin updayts?
i hope this fox isn’t injured. why is he lying on the road like that???? *is concerned*
that said, FOXES are beautiful creatures and i love them
Ai tink juz lyin on pavement becuz naiz n warm n feelz gud. Putts az mush uf self az can against de naiz warm rode. Laik kitteh laiyin in warm sunnee spod.
if he’s dead or injured….that’s bad….should never post pictures like that! This website if for FUN pictures….never to take advantage of animals in any way.
Dond luk laik in pane. Juz lain derr, taken laif ezzee
Get off the road, little fox!! It’s not worth it!
Just put your resume out there, someone will bite eventually!
I’m sure your company will put in a good word for you!
Shippou be waitin fer Kagome to git back wif ninja foodz!
This pic SHOULD read:
“Oh hai, San Francisco Public Werks! Wen U fix dis pothole?”
FOXY SO CUTE!!!! X3
Iz fox on road?! Iz hurted? D:
Fired fox should get of road… before he becomes flatfox.
I would neva fire the fox that iz insane. Foxes are sly and crafty so they do what they do. Ya mean? I love the Fox Iz fo shure….but it dosent love me and very very sad i am to this day. I think the Fox Iz beautiful with tail or no. The Foz iz every beautiful song eva written on the inside to me:)
U cen hev mai em pire of pain
ez great video of FOXX being eaten by maggots by nine inch nails sez
u cen hev mai empire uv pain
enny1 know that video? like 2/3 years ago