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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm.

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  1. Skwrl says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    I gets u, mista sunn!
    http://www.lolsquirrel.com

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  2. BonzoGal says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    Poor kittehs- gravitee pulls harder on dem than enny othur anamul.

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  3. monkeybananaraffle says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    I shaek mah fist at u gravity!

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  4. Wedding Photographers says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    dun eva come bak…hear!?!?!

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  5. cSmall says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    ah wil gib yu dis penny if yu lets meh up…

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  6. annyluvsprintie says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Kurses! Foyled agen!

    *Stops shaking fist and twirls whiskers with paw*

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  7. Daisy the Curly Cat says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    One time, I caughted a BIG fish. He were THIS big. But he gotted away.

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  8. two_kittehs says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    Gravity, stay the hell away from me

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  9. annyluvsprintie says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Cum bak here and fite liek a cat!

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  10. jeeves says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    “you finally did it! damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!”

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  11. leaf says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    “Oh and by the way…its 3:15 PM! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

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  12. Darrkwolff says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    I weel gitz u neggzt tiem, Grabbittee….neggzt tiem…..

    *RRAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR*

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  13. KickahaOta says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Kitteh conundrum:
    Those delicious yumyums build
    gravity’s cold grip.

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  14. thornius says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Ye canna change teh Laws o’ fizzix, Captain!

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  15. halfbeast says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    damn u byrds! Iz nu cats cannot fly! u haz been tricked me – TEH LASTEST TIMEZ!

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  16. Kim says:
    January 2, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Kitteh sez very dramatikally: O noes! Ah only hopes dat mah enemy duznt cum an bite mah tale!
    (hee hee, teh oranj parts is poysin!)

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    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      January 2, 2008 at 1:52 pm

      Oar – fur the opurra luffers –

      Iz Bruennhilde-Kitteh just after Siegfried-Kitteh (Oranj kitteh behine awn left) has given hurz teh reawakening kiss. She iz about to greet teh sun wif “Heil dir, Sonne.”

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      • Kim says:
        January 2, 2008 at 2:11 pm

        Heil dir yerself, kitteh! [I has no idea if dat makes sense. No sprekkenz dat much doytch.]

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      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
        January 2, 2008 at 4:53 pm

        Sorree, guise. This is frum the final scene in “Siegfried,” teh third opera in Richard Wagner’s “Der Ring des Nibelungen. (halfbeast wuz rite). It’z “Das Rheingold,” Die Walkuere,” “Siegfried,” and “Goetterdaemmerung.” (The Rhinegold, The Valkyrie, Siegfried and Twilight of the Gods.)

        Bruennhilde iz the byootiful and brave warrior-goddess, daughter of Wotan (chief god). She has disobeyed her father, and although he loves her dearly, he MUST punish her. (has to do with his godly duties). So he kisses her on the forehead (to take away her godhood) and puts her to sleep on the top of a high mountain, and surrounds her by protective fire. Only the bravest hero will be able to find her. (That’s the end of The Valkyrie).

        “Siegfried” takes place about 19 years later. It begins – well – telling us about Siegfried, whose destiny is supposed to save the gods from the power of the Ring. (long involved story). His adventures take him to many places – he slays a dragon – and (ewww) licks the dragon’s blood from his finger – BUT this is magic and now he can understand what birds are saying! A nice little forest bird comes along and tells Siegfried (who is now 18 and is longing for love) where he can find the most beautiful and worthy bride in the world.

        He goes – (he also does not know fear) – gets through the fire. Finds Bruennhilde – kisses her on the lips and she begins to wake up. (She’s been on this mountain for some 19 years now.) The first thing she does is raise her arm(s) to the sun to greet its heavenly rays.
        Hence -” Hail to you, sun.” She hasn’t yet seen Siegfried (who is, of course, VERREE handsome – much like the Young Nekkid Guy in the Nawty Barn, who duz the irining and serves the martoonees.

        Be warned. The cycle does NOT have a happy ending. Pretty much everybody dies.

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        • annyluvsprintie says:
          January 2, 2008 at 7:14 pm

          And to be fair, most of them deserve it.

          Not S & S, tho’

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          • annyluvsprintie says:
            January 2, 2008 at 7:15 pm

            Nooooooooo!
            I meen S & B !

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            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
              January 3, 2008 at 6:18 am

              Akshullee, ai alwayz thot it wuz Siegmund and Sieglinde hoo got the rellee bad rap!

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            • Cassidy says:
              January 3, 2008 at 1:54 pm

              SIegfried allsew sez, “Dis iz noe man” wen he first cees Brunnhilde sleepin on teh rock. At dat tiem he has never seein a nawt man purrson befurr. Sometiems dat lion gets laffs evin tho iss nawt ment to be teh phunnee. :-)

              JCH4K — yu asked me abowt mai opra pashun but ai kudd nawt anser caws teh commintz wuz closed. Ai dew not sing teh opra, but ai luvs to watch/lissen to it. An I is berry lucky becaws ai gets to play it on teh radio ebery Toosday nite an ebery odder Sunday.

              I fink it wuz Dr. Schweitzer hoo sed (lolspeak off), “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life — music and cats.” Dat’s allwais bin troo uv mai lief, ennyway! (Lolspeak back on)

              Do yu noes Anna Russell’s “RIng” kommentariez?

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            • GAB says:
              January 3, 2008 at 2:40 pm

              I iz listnin to Gottadarntherug rite nao – da BBC Radio 3, they has it. wun akt a day of the Ring Sykle! Hagen he be a bad hooman.

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            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
              January 3, 2008 at 6:58 pm

              GAB!!!! Gottadarntherug!!! NEbber herd taht befoar! LOLZ

              Wehn ai wuz in collej, in our Mewsik litreachur class we studied Teh Ring and Schubert’s “Der Doppelgaenger” cloase enuf togedder to bee awn the same test.

              An wun ov mai roomaytes – akshullee – a don’t remember teh queschun – but her anser wuz “Doppelgammerbung.” Ai am nawt maeking taht up!!!! ‘Twas menee menee yeers ago, but it stil maeks mee laff! Teecher sayed he wud luff to giv her an “A” fur taht, becuz wuz so creatif – but cud nawt!!!

              Cassidy – yes, ai do know Anna Russell. Wuz VERREE big when ai wuz in collej. We useta bee prakticallee skreeming wif laffter. Ai han’t lissened to her in a long time. Ai think ai need to tix that!!

              There ar menee funneh thingz in teh Ring if nawt dun veree carefullee indeed. A couple of yeers ago ai saw teh Ring in Seattle. Teh Bruennhilde wuz Jane Eaglen. (Ai don’t like her – voice big, yes, but sorta blah – an she cannawt akt her way aut ov a paper bag).

              So there yoo have Bruennhilde, big as a regrigerator. An the Sieglinde (gud voice, but also reelee chunkee). An teh two ov them awn poor Grane, galloping as fast as hee can throo teh air to the Valkrie Rock. An shortlee after tehy have landed (much liek Bunway Air, ai think), wun of teh Valkyries comes out and announces “Grane ist zusammengebrochen.” (Grane has collapsed, fur the non-Jerman speekerz). There wuz audible laffter in teh audience!! Ai did, too!!

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            • Cassidy says:
              January 4, 2008 at 12:38 pm

              JCH4K, dat be teh phunnee! Ai wood has laffed too,if ai had bin dere!

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  17. Tess says:
    January 2, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Ummmm…sqweeze me…cud uze moves to da left? Ur in mai lite messin wit mai tannen tyme. kthxbai

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  18. rodney dill says:
    January 2, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Once you’ve had worm, it’s what you’ll yearn!

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  19. Romeow says:
    January 2, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Wares mah Red Bull?

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  20. Skimmie says:
    January 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    my latural tummee crunchez….let me show u dem

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  21. Missy says:
    January 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Scooby Doo Kitteh sez: “And I wouldsa gots away wit et cept fur yew darn kids!”

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  22. catalogical humor says:
    January 2, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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  23. Kathleen says:
    January 2, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    OK. I muss aks teh dumm qweschun..

    if hee is cursing gravitee, wudden hee bee layin on him tummee lookin down?

    /juss aksin….
    :P

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    • sarakitty says:
      January 2, 2008 at 4:28 pm

      Dunno. Wooden Newton luk up to C wher teh appl kaem from?

      Grabbity sneeks up on kittehs. Saw 1 cleenin hiz hindsied on teh arm of teh sofa, fall off n land on hiz noggin. Hard not 2 lol at hiz suprizd Xpreshun.

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  24. Jack Deth says:
    January 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    T3h ayjj~oald cawntest.
    Kitteh versus Grabbitee
    has mennee battillz

    Unseen Mayjj~Deemun
    dat keepz wylee Kittehz awn
    t3h grownd andz humbill

    Summ tymez Grabbitee
    iz distrakkted andz Kittehz
    can duz sum ‘Floateeng’

    Leepeeng frum syde 2
    syde instedd ubz ‘Up” Kitteh
    seemz 2 floatz awn ayr

    Kitteh haz 2 cumz
    down evenchuallee, butz
    teh ryde iz wurth it! :-)

    Jack.

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  25. D.R. says:
    January 2, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Hay I iz sundyal, plz no mess up, kthx

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    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      January 3, 2008 at 6:21 am

      There ar menee wonderful interpretashunz of this kitteh heer – but yurs, deer D.R. – brillyunt!!

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  26. philene says:
    January 2, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    invisable luver

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  27. earthquake maker kitteh says:
    January 2, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    Permanent Paralysis: 1
    Kitteh: :/

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  28. syahidali says:
    January 3, 2008 at 4:30 am

    today we dinez in hellz!

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  29. GidgetTheKitteh says:
    January 3, 2008 at 5:56 am

    As Ceiling Cat is mai witnus, Ai’ll nevah beez hungreh agin!

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  30. nycat says:
    January 3, 2008 at 6:07 am

    KHAAAAAN!

    Reply
  31. HelynHighwater says:
    July 30, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    I luvs dis one, Y I can’t favorite it?

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