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Zekermeme on FIZICKS kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
I gets u, mista sunn!
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Kitteh wakes up from nap, stretches, checks position of sun to determine time, finds out it time for another nap!
Ooops skuse me – wear are mai manners – congratulashons on nawtt sekond!
Wot sort of twirl wood be lieked by a skwrl? for ur dans?
I dunno how dans. But i lyks ta sing.
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LOLZ!! Congratz, Skwrl. But ai guess we haz fooled yoo. Menee of us can’t reelee danse, either! (Tho menee ar reelee gud dansers, ai am shur!) Heer yoo can danse awl yoo want.
But – if yoo likes to sing – we cud awl just sing. Waht sorts ov things to yoo liek to sing? Liek – shud wee bee sitting around a campfyre? Or – doing a Karaoke? Or – the funnee “sing-along-produkshun ov “Teh Sound ov Mewsic.”
We ar remarkablee versatile heer!
Enywun kno “Tha Yeer uv Tha Cat?”
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dood! yesh! lawng tyme kno heer : ) dats a purrfix sawng
Mai fayverit – Al Stooert.
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I haf that song…on a 45 RPM 7-inch singul!
dat song hawnts meh
why?
Skwerl – ai am so sorree – ai doo nawt know this song so cannawt sing it – but maybee this bee even bedder?
http://www.tw.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwUY7TknS4
Hmmmm – taht din’t werk. Ai will trai again.
Ai’m just gonna leeve this as iz. WP will taek a wile – but it shud show up evenchuallee – ai hoep.
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwUY7TknS4
There it is – Al Stewart himself!! Nao – we can just listen in a celebratoree fashun!
JCH4K Fankoo!
Wenn I furst saw teh post I thot “Yes I noes that wun – but whozzit by?”
An whiled I waz off thinkin g I got dizztrakted – I came up with Al Green!
(or did he doit 2?)
Sawree – Iz about one peergrup below u guise – but I still listened in a celebratoree fashun!
An it waz gud to find teh Steely Dan klip nezt door 2.
HAy Janet…..fanks fur dat…..ai was wachin……an finkin to miselv…..oh hey dese guyz ar teh cyute, nise hares, (noawt to menshun bawdies…….u notise teh bak awn teh guy whoo iz warin teh whyte t-shurt???? *fanz fase*….oh mi yessss), an tite jeenz. yum !
den ai cliked to fine oawt …..dis is frrum 1971…….wellllllll no wunnerz !!!!!!
gimme moar ob taht loawng hare and tite jeenz…..to qwote u, mi fren
WHOOOOO HOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see ….we did “hab awl teh grate sawngz !!!!”
ROAWR!!!!!!!!!!!! AI IZ ANTEEK AN AI IZ TEH PROUD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor kittehs- gravitee pulls harder on dem than enny othur anamul.
But sometimes …. they fly!
joo r de antawgonist,
sew yew has ur playc
as a produck ov balance,
yew has ur wai
tu fite u gibs mii purrrpus
tu fite mii gibs u reason
toogevur wii build a cacoon
wiffin it wii noorish each ovvr
wiffout it
wii parish aloan
WIN!!
Awsum pome!
fanks anny : )
such puroze sew irly in da mornin… iz amayzinks! lufferly!
I shaek mah fist at u gravity!
charleton heston kitty says
” d4mn you gravity !!! d4mn you all to h3ll !!! “
dun eva come bak…hear!?!?!
ah wil gib yu dis penny if yu lets meh up…
Oops. It be a peece of gum, not a penny. Neber mynde. Unless yoo wanted sum gums?
Kurses! Foyled agen!
*Stops shaking fist and twirls whiskers with paw*
One time, I caughted a BIG fish. He were THIS big. But he gotted away.
Gravity, stay the hell away from me
john mayer fur da win!!!!
Teh conclushun ov owr song, wif cattistic license…
Juss keep meh ware teh cheez iz
Juss keep meh ware teh cheez iz
Keep u awl ware teh cheez iz
Juss keep us ware teh cheez iz
Ohhh, ware teh cheez iz.
nyce!
Oh Gravity has taken a better kitteh than me..
Romeow I luvs yur version of the song.
Many many burgers to you.
“grabiti keepz pullin meiz down…..”
momcat
Cum bak here and fite liek a cat!
Cat fite?
“you finally did it! damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!”
j00 Mayneeax! U bernz it up! Dern u! Dern u awl 2 hekk!
Planet of Deh Apez FTW!
Dat 2…but it awlsoah “Madagascar” ref.
“Oh and by the way…its 3:15 PM! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I weel gitz u neggzt tiem, Grabbittee….neggzt tiem…..
*RRAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR*
Lol, i tawt of dis wen i saw ti pic too
Kitteh conundrum:
Those delicious yumyums build
gravity’s cold grip.
wins tew yoo, KickahaOta
Ye canna change teh Laws o’ fizzix, Captain!
damn u byrds! Iz nu cats cannot fly! u haz been tricked me – TEH LASTEST TIMEZ!
Kitteh sez very dramatikally: O noes! Ah only hopes dat mah enemy duznt cum an bite mah tale!
(hee hee, teh oranj parts is poysin!)
Oar – fur the opurra luffers –
Iz Bruennhilde-Kitteh just after Siegfried-Kitteh (Oranj kitteh behine awn left) has given hurz teh reawakening kiss. She iz about to greet teh sun wif “Heil dir, Sonne.”
Heil dir yerself, kitteh! [I has no idea if dat makes sense. No sprekkenz dat much doytch.]
its a sawng in a play ah figgure. awr Janet is much creatiff an learned : )
it’s the nibelungen saga, I assume
Sorree, guise. This is frum the final scene in “Siegfried,” teh third opera in Richard Wagner’s “Der Ring des Nibelungen. (halfbeast wuz rite). It’z “Das Rheingold,” Die Walkuere,” “Siegfried,” and “Goetterdaemmerung.” (The Rhinegold, The Valkyrie, Siegfried and Twilight of the Gods.)
Bruennhilde iz the byootiful and brave warrior-goddess, daughter of Wotan (chief god). She has disobeyed her father, and although he loves her dearly, he MUST punish her. (has to do with his godly duties). So he kisses her on the forehead (to take away her godhood) and puts her to sleep on the top of a high mountain, and surrounds her by protective fire. Only the bravest hero will be able to find her. (That’s the end of The Valkyrie).
“Siegfried” takes place about 19 years later. It begins – well – telling us about Siegfried, whose destiny is supposed to save the gods from the power of the Ring. (long involved story). His adventures take him to many places – he slays a dragon – and (ewww) licks the dragon’s blood from his finger – BUT this is magic and now he can understand what birds are saying! A nice little forest bird comes along and tells Siegfried (who is now 18 and is longing for love) where he can find the most beautiful and worthy bride in the world.
He goes – (he also does not know fear) – gets through the fire. Finds Bruennhilde – kisses her on the lips and she begins to wake up. (She’s been on this mountain for some 19 years now.) The first thing she does is raise her arm(s) to the sun to greet its heavenly rays.
Hence -” Hail to you, sun.” She hasn’t yet seen Siegfried (who is, of course, VERREE handsome – much like the Young Nekkid Guy in the Nawty Barn, who duz the irining and serves the martoonees.
Be warned. The cycle does NOT have a happy ending. Pretty much everybody dies.
And to be fair, most of them deserve it.
Not S & S, tho’
Nooooooooo!
I meen S & B !
Akshullee, ai alwayz thot it wuz Siegmund and Sieglinde hoo got the rellee bad rap!
SIegfried allsew sez, “Dis iz noe man” wen he first cees Brunnhilde sleepin on teh rock. At dat tiem he has never seein a nawt man purrson befurr. Sometiems dat lion gets laffs evin tho iss nawt ment to be teh phunnee.
JCH4K — yu asked me abowt mai opra pashun but ai kudd nawt anser caws teh commintz wuz closed. Ai dew not sing teh opra, but ai luvs to watch/lissen to it. An I is berry lucky becaws ai gets to play it on teh radio ebery Toosday nite an ebery odder Sunday.
I fink it wuz Dr. Schweitzer hoo sed (lolspeak off), “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life — music and cats.” Dat’s allwais bin troo uv mai lief, ennyway! (Lolspeak back on)
Do yu noes Anna Russell’s “RIng” kommentariez?
I iz listnin to Gottadarntherug rite nao – da BBC Radio 3, they has it. wun akt a day of the Ring Sykle! Hagen he be a bad hooman.
GAB!!!! Gottadarntherug!!! NEbber herd taht befoar! LOLZ
Wehn ai wuz in collej, in our Mewsik litreachur class we studied Teh Ring and Schubert’s “Der Doppelgaenger” cloase enuf togedder to bee awn the same test.
An wun ov mai roomaytes – akshullee – a don’t remember teh queschun – but her anser wuz “Doppelgammerbung.” Ai am nawt maeking taht up!!!! ‘Twas menee menee yeers ago, but it stil maeks mee laff! Teecher sayed he wud luff to giv her an “A” fur taht, becuz wuz so creatif – but cud nawt!!!
Cassidy – yes, ai do know Anna Russell. Wuz VERREE big when ai wuz in collej. We useta bee prakticallee skreeming wif laffter. Ai han’t lissened to her in a long time. Ai think ai need to tix that!!
There ar menee funneh thingz in teh Ring if nawt dun veree carefullee indeed. A couple of yeers ago ai saw teh Ring in Seattle. Teh Bruennhilde wuz Jane Eaglen. (Ai don’t like her – voice big, yes, but sorta blah – an she cannawt akt her way aut ov a paper bag).
So there yoo have Bruennhilde, big as a regrigerator. An the Sieglinde (gud voice, but also reelee chunkee). An teh two ov them awn poor Grane, galloping as fast as hee can throo teh air to the Valkrie Rock. An shortlee after tehy have landed (much liek Bunway Air, ai think), wun of teh Valkyries comes out and announces “Grane ist zusammengebrochen.” (Grane has collapsed, fur the non-Jerman speekerz). There wuz audible laffter in teh audience!! Ai did, too!!
JCH4K, dat be teh phunnee! Ai wood has laffed too,if ai had bin dere!
Ummmm…sqweeze me…cud uze moves to da left? Ur in mai lite messin wit mai tannen tyme. kthxbai
Trayin ta git teh orinj floof awl ober.
Once you’ve had worm, it’s what you’ll yearn!
Wares mah Red Bull?
I tink dis lil fella gotz it.
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/08/nother-red-bull-thanks.jpg
Yay! Mai linkeez werkeded! Iz happy wolffie!
Does happy wolffie dance*
*shimmee
shimmee
shaek it
shaek it
shaek dah tael
oan it oan it!
shaek it liek teh Pohlahroyd piksher*
Maynee fink yews 2 mah lolfrens an cheezfrenz dat hepp meh wif dat!
Hoo halped yoo wif taht? Where? Wehn? Iz sumting ai want to do too. How doo yoo doo – that.
Yur happy wolfie dance is verree nice!
Thankeez! It wuz lawng tiem ago whin I traiz 2 maek link 4 teh belleh-dansin, but dint werk dat tiem. Lolfrenz hepps wiff link prawblims n sez 2 nawt yooz “www” in frunt ub teh “http” link.
In udder werds, liek wif mah link, instead of posting dat link wif teh “www” in frunt, I jess paesteed teh rest ub it.
Hey Ya, mah wolfie fren!
Oh hai, mah Romeow frenz!
^5
Darrkwolff, U gotz really real wolffies?
I gotz 2 half wolffies (wolf/malamutes)
Noah. I libs in partmunt. 2 smawl fer eneefing biggur den kittehs.
I lubs dah wolffiesfrenz doah! Dey iz so kyoot an full ub win!
yez, 2 BIG for apt. Wolf is 110lbs and Lobo is 95 lbs. He is the runt!!!
Dey is boaf tineez fur wolffies! But I bets dei iz full ub floof an snorglez!
my latural tummee crunchez….let me show u dem
Dai tew ov teh Noo Yeer’s Rezolushuns!
Yoga kitteh!
Weeve awl herd uv downward dog.
Dis moob is kalld de fist-shayking grabbity-fiting kitteh.
Degree ub diffikulty: 9.5.
Scooby Doo Kitteh sez: “And I wouldsa gots away wit et cept fur yew darn kids!”
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
darn u KHAAAAAAAN!!!
( i just lubs william shatener he laffs at hims self, i lyke dat ina purrrson)
OK. I muss aks teh dumm qweschun..
if hee is cursing gravitee, wudden hee bee layin on him tummee lookin down?
/juss aksin….
Dunno. Wooden Newton luk up to C wher teh appl kaem from?
Grabbity sneeks up on kittehs. Saw 1 cleenin hiz hindsied on teh arm of teh sofa, fall off n land on hiz noggin. Hard not 2 lol at hiz suprizd Xpreshun.
T3h ayjj~oald cawntest.
Kitteh versus Grabbitee
has mennee battillz
Unseen Mayjj~Deemun
dat keepz wylee Kittehz awn
t3h grownd andz humbill
Summ tymez Grabbitee
iz distrakkted andz Kittehz
can duz sum ‘Floateeng’
Leepeeng frum syde 2
syde instedd ubz ‘Up” Kitteh
seemz 2 floatz awn ayr
Kitteh haz 2 cumz
down evenchuallee, butz
teh ryde iz wurth it!
Jack.
nyce, berri nyce jack!
Hay I iz sundyal, plz no mess up, kthx
There ar menee wonderful interpretashunz of this kitteh heer – but yurs, deer D.R. – brillyunt!!
invisable luver
Permanent Paralysis: 1
Kitteh:
today we dinez in hellz!
As Ceiling Cat is mai witnus, Ai’ll nevah beez hungreh agin!
ware’s scarlettkitty- she lykes dis, prolly
KHAAAAAN!
I luvs dis one, Y I can’t favorite it?