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nnnnnnn…uuuhhhhmmmm…
wut wuz teh kwestyun?
*danse danse dan-splort*
I’ll get bak tew ur happi nawt second danse in wun minit cSmall : )
*mop mop mop*
calling dr tinycat and CCC cart!!!!!!!
*scoop scoop scoop*
*pat pat pat*
*tape tape tape*
dere yoo go princess mu. n heers sum hawt choklit n a sawft bloo blankee fur yoo.
Fanks spykes_mom! ahm startin tew feel bettur awlreddi!
Iz akshully 2 kwestions:
1. Who is kewtest pinkie toe kitteh?
2. Who is about 2 be snorgled?
an deres only 1 anser!!
ME!!!!ME!!!!MMEEEEEE!!!!1!!!!
teecher nebber cawls on mee, so i raiz bof paws tis tyme.
uhoh, teecher cawled on me- i had answur but forgotted it!!!
Iz hadz de ansur but Iz ated it…
we can has reetorical qweshtuns?
the foot answer …
NO !!! THE HAND !!!
AIEEEEE …
dey b yesh an noe
a tee hee tie!
hoppy noo yr!!!
k,k…bak 2 werk…mmmph.
an dey both be right ansers!
Ef I raise tew paws, I getz tew votes?
I iz of two minds–dialectical thinking, let me show u it
had to luk up “dialectical thinking” ah, hear it be:
to think in circyootus way, as in teh dialz on anteak telefoneses.
tehn, I had to luk up circuitous. it sed
to fink dialecticallike.
taht cleered taht up.
lolz
LOLZ!! Ma mister catz iz awaays sayin tu me “how canz I lookit up iffin I cantz spellz it?”
i fot da dialekktikal finkin wuz finkin in lolspeek. butt den i fot mebbe finkin in lolspeek b da pigeonlektickal.
also, u knows whut i wuz finkin tonite? i finks so lolspeek like clokwurk orinj speek = = xcept we bees da nice. ushalleh.
De sayed dat dialz on telefoneses wuz “anteak”?? Eye member dialz. Eye phealin sew ole now.
ANTEEK!!!! We ar nau anteekz! Furst salleh tellz me “wowee zowee” iz dated - an nao dial phonez ar - anteeks???
Scuse mee - mai rocking chayre is bekkoning.
gigglol- dikshunaree wuz writtun by whippersnapper. we are not anteeks, we are klassiks.
at leest we doant merembuh the crank kind ware you had to ax Sarah in Mayberrie(andee griffith show) whomek teh cawl. or doo we?
Nooooo. But ai kin remember a partee line. Ar ring wuz wun lawng an wun short!
and jest merember, jest bucuzz you used an anteek, adn merember anteeks duznt make You adn antique.
OT i merember my momma using a pedal non electicaled sewin mashine one year in Mississippi cuz twas teh only wun she had in teh howse we suz stayin in.
Mai Mummah had a nawt-elektrik treddle sewing masheen for yeersanyeers - maed awl owr summer dresses an partee dresses an Nativity costooms awn it.
Wun yeer, wen Ai wiz abowt 4, wen mai mummyandaddy aksed wot Ai wonted Farder Krissmuss to brink me, Ai sed sumfinkorodder (ferget wot) rite up until Krissmuss Eev. An TEHN Ai sed Ai wonted a elleefunkle-shayped pajamma cays. Nuffink els, jus taht. So mai Mummah stayed up awl nite an maed me wun (awn her treddle sewing masheen). An Ai still has it!
ambercat, taht is a grate storee. wut a wunnerful memree ob ur chilehood.
eye LUBS taht storee. fanks!!!!
ambercat, das a lubbly storie!
in india, taylerz stil yuzes teh treddl sowin masheens, moastly bekawz dey nawt needz teh lektrissity. iz gud fer teh envirunment, tuu.
ha ha, ai belawngz tu anteek CATegory tuu - ai rememberz tellyfones wif dials, an blak-an-wit tee vee (india got color TV in 1982!), an Wordstar!
ambercat, dat sho hao mutch mommeh lurve u!! full ob win. full ob hart.
pardun me….anteek person comming fru….lookin fore her walker wif tennis bawls adn hers Doopends
*fasepaw*
Ai libbed wit mai grandma for bout 6 yeers. She had teh candelstic tellefon that U had to jiggle the receiver holder to get the operator. We had a party line. That was in the late 40’s. They also had a coal stove and a coal furnace. I doesn’t tink dem was teh gud ol daiz
patticlan, i duzzint fink enny old dayz wuz dem gud old dayz. 2 menny siknisses, 2 menny tyrannikkal bastiches, 2 littel knowlidjes, 2 littel powr an 2 mutch powr atta same time… i 4 fyootchur. butt nawt innerest in goin 2 fahr away fyootchur. den dey just finks so i stoopeh monkeeh. (fyootchur peeps, i meens) i taykes da fyootchur as it come eetch day.
ooooh! u make me feel not so bad fur havin1 ov dose dial phones on my kitchin wall!!
Fur mannee yeerz ai uzed manual taipewrider ad wurk. Not elecctrik…totallee manual. An mai mommee hed a manual sooing mashine tu. Wid peddles on de floor.
In teh joonyer hi skool we had sum lectric an sum treddel mashinez in teh home ec. klass. We used to fite over teh treddel wuns caws dey were sew mush more phun to uze!
yah, anodder anteek heer. ai will be sellabraytin teh 15th anabersree ob my 25th burfday dis yeer. sum wun juszt finished ashurin me taht 40’s nawt awl taht old…butt ai merember dial fones.
oh spykes_mom !!!u iz a behbeh…….tee hee, ai wooda been ur behbeh sitter wen u waz a kitn…..
wen ai waz teh subbystitooty teecher ai usede to tell teh kiletz…taht ai waz 20- 19….an tehy wood luk at me lik ….”Whut???” “oh…ai getz it” an gigilin wood ensu….
an ai sed it befror an ai’ll sez it agin….ai woodnt be ani odder agez…..to be 18 in 1968, in souff Callyfornua…..waz teh bomb….an ai noawt yet fallin apart….(cept fur teh teefz an dey are awl bedder noaw..well almost awl bedder) ai likz noing teh stuff ai noes an it haz taken me dis lowng to noes it !!!!
ROAWR ai iz anteek an ai iz proud !!!!.
Yee hah, Salleh! We iz same age. I wuz 18 in 1968, too, but in souff callyfornua. Wuz in Illinois just like naow. But wuz GRATE time to be yung. I feenk we haz lived thru the bestest of times, and haz menny moar comin, I’m shur.
I iz also prowd uv my age. We haz awl lived as lawng as we haz lived, u no. can’t chanje it, mite as well enjoi it.
woops! ment to sai NAWT in souff callyfornua. I haz de stoopy foar deh New Yeer.
Hmmm…I member when coke came ina bottlez an u drank it.
I also member it was only a nikel! An that meant 5 pennies.
An I member when cigerettes were “in” an onlee cost 25 centz a pax.
An I member when chewin gum wuz a “treet” an so wuz teh fried chikens on a Sunday…but only on Sunday.
An I member when “color” tb was a piece of see thru colored paper you stuck on the TB screen. I ordered it frum teh Hody Doodee Show. Hab to say I wuz not imprezzed by teh new “color” tb.
An I member stealin sum chocolate candy outta mai grandmamas frigerator…It wuz a brand I’d neber seen beforz. I ate it awl…it wuz called Ex-lax.
I member when mai grandma finded teh candees missen she almost falled down she wuz laffin so hard. I Neber stole nuffin afer then
Those were teh “good old dayz”dayz…
make that Howdy Doodee…srsly..
We gawted owrs frum deh Romper Room show. nawt so gud colors!
Exlax–I iz lmao. So funnee.
I meremember a teecher in 7th grayde who sed he wuld getz a color tb wen dey gawt down to $200. I wunder if he ever gotted wun! mebbe a littleittiebittie wun?
do u meremember Nifty Notebooks? Dah paper had two holez in da top.
Dat hooked onto two little pole thingies. Dah cover closed over dah top and wen it wuz open, it had a tray in it for pencils. Wai cool, esp for left-handed peeps like me.
Wish I had wun naow. I wored mine owt!
nevvver in teh hisstury of dis remark has it beed so akkurut…
BEEN DERE ,DONE DAT ! oh me too ,Mishizzyfits…….me too…..
salleh n scarletkitty n mizhizzyfitz, fank yoo awl fur dose wunnerful storees. ai nawt feelin so bad bowt 40 nao.
Lissun, I traid places with ya …. YOU can be 56 and I’ll be 40! Yeah, that’ll wurk!
i can has onlee six months of forty, butt iz bedder tahn mah (t)hurties!
(t)hurties: heart attack…raiseded rent…two stents…raiseded inshoorans…anodder stent…raiseded rent…roomate…raiseded rent
forties: no moar roomate!…too year leeese…no moar roomate!!…
yah bedder!
OK, yoo guise. Ai can tell yoo frum egsperience taht 40’s ar WUNDERFUL!!! Yoo ar still verree yung (yes, reelee), an offen yoo cud still be mistaiken fur 25 - an yet moast ov teh terribul insecurities ov being yunger ar gone.
Nau - yoo know hoo yoo ar. . .an yoo know hau life wurkz. . .an yoo has confidinz in yurself. . .an awl ov the fewchure seemz still there.
(akshullee - 50s arn’t bad either, but that’s anudder topic!
Ai laiked de fiffieez - hed mozt fun ub ebber. Nao aim geddin reddy tu stard de negst ebben more fun decade. Trayin tu get uzzed to dat!
U knot ole uhnles u member habing to sah de numer tu de oberador. Dials on de pone wuz neu finagled inbenton !
Jus lass nite, I pulled a towel out ob teh linen closet, an it was all holy and ugly. I sez to hubby, “what happened to tihs towel? was a good towel!” He sez: “Its an anteak.”
Den I realized, come May, evryting we got as wedding presents, they will be anteaks!
My marriage will be an anteak!
An you all musta been eavesdroppin, cuz now you talkin about it!
an teak is teh vry vry pritty wood. and strawng.
an it smels gud too.
yu can has an teak marridge!
teakz purdi n strawng- butz dang! uz haz to scubz n oilz it awl da tim!
aiz gotz da silber anerberseri cumin upz nex monf!!
woot! woot!
momcat
pffft…dere wuz dialz on fonez in teh 80s stil. en dere iz a dial on teh fone nex tu teh puter inna den heer. iz troo! Ai hayts teh noo fonez, wif dere buzzbuzzbuzzbeepbeepbeeptrillywillywilly noyzez…gimme a fone wif a BELL innit!
sos- h’ok, iz awnly liddli bitz younga den awl uz- iz 10 in 1968. -Nawt awld enuf two doez muc, butz awld enuf to unnerstan-
I memberz blac n whit round tb
lif befour zipcodz
getin dai offa skool fur furste man on da moon
-nigtli bodi countz…. (nawt gud memri)-
red skelton
gettin fingies stuk in da holez on da dial phone
berry furst TRS-80 ‘puter (parentcatz stillz haz it….)
phon numbaz dat waz letterz
carz wif no seatbeltz- mai parentcatz gotz dem putz in- salezman fout deh was weird…..
tb gonin nit nit wif kool color pattern
mai grandpappy in Sebastapol hadz da parti line phone….. dat phun!
monroe addin machin wif crank! (lubed to plaz wif it…)
I cud go on n on………
sum fingz gud, sum nawt so…. I hadz da Aspbergers syndrome- butz nobudi new bout it, waz sad teenkitteh…..
butz I lubd laugh-in n get smart!
wunda whatz 50 gonna beez lik……
momcat
gascat, i fergits ware you lib. did you ushually hav to go to skool on july 21 wehn the man walkeded on teh moon fursty?
Oh, dis is two funnee! Hai, twornjkittehs, we gots two nawt-seconds! I purrpose a two-step
*anna wun, anna two*
Yay fur csmall! Is two-stap approp–apropp–OK?