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nnnnnnn…uuuhhhhmmmm…
wut wuz teh kwestyun?
*danse danse dan-splort*
I’ll get bak tew ur happi nawt second danse in wun minit cSmall : )
*mop mop mop*
calling dr tinycat and CCC cart!!!!!!!
*scoop scoop scoop*
*pat pat pat*
*tape tape tape*
dere yoo go princess mu. n heers sum hawt choklit n a sawft bloo blankee fur yoo.
Fanks spykes_mom! ahm startin tew feel bettur awlreddi!
Iz akshully 2 kwestions:
1. Who is kewtest pinkie toe kitteh?
2. Who is about 2 be snorgled?
an deres only 1 anser!!
ME!!!!ME!!!!MMEEEEEE!!!!1!!!!
teecher nebber cawls on mee, so i raiz bof paws tis tyme.
uhoh, teecher cawled on me- i had answur but forgotted it!!!
Iz hadz de ansur but Iz ated it…
we can has reetorical qweshtuns?
the foot answer …
NO !!! THE HAND !!!
AIEEEEE …
dey b yesh an noe
a tee hee tie!
hoppy noo yr!!!
k,k…bak 2 werk…mmmph.
an dey both be right ansers!
Ef I raise tew paws, I getz tew votes?
I iz of two minds–dialectical thinking, let me show u it
had to luk up “dialectical thinking” ah, hear it be:
to think in circyootus way, as in teh dialz on anteak telefoneses.
tehn, I had to luk up circuitous. it sed
to fink dialecticallike.
taht cleered taht up.
lolz
LOLZ!! Ma mister catz iz awaays sayin tu me “how canz I lookit up iffin I cantz spellz it?”
i fot da dialekktikal finkin wuz finkin in lolspeek. butt den i fot mebbe finkin in lolspeek b da pigeonlektickal.
also, u knows whut i wuz finkin tonite? i finks so lolspeek like clokwurk orinj speek = = xcept we bees da nice. ushalleh.
De sayed dat dialz on telefoneses wuz “anteak”?? Eye member dialz. Eye phealin sew ole now.
ANTEEK!!!! We ar nau anteekz! Furst salleh tellz me “wowee zowee” iz dated – an nao dial phonez ar – anteeks???
Scuse mee – mai rocking chayre is bekkoning.
gigglol- dikshunaree wuz writtun by whippersnapper. we are not anteeks, we are klassiks.
at leest we doant merembuh the crank kind ware you had to ax Sarah in Mayberrie(andee griffith show) whomek teh cawl. or doo we?
Nooooo. But ai kin remember a partee line. Ar ring wuz wun lawng an wun short!
and jest merember, jest bucuzz you used an anteek, adn merember anteeks duznt make You adn antique.
OT i merember my momma using a pedal non electicaled sewin mashine one year in Mississippi cuz twas teh only wun she had in teh howse we suz stayin in.
Mai Mummah had a nawt-elektrik treddle sewing masheen for yeersanyeers – maed awl owr summer dresses an partee dresses an Nativity costooms awn it.
Wun yeer, wen Ai wiz abowt 4, wen mai mummyandaddy aksed wot Ai wonted Farder Krissmuss to brink me, Ai sed sumfinkorodder (ferget wot) rite up until Krissmuss Eev. An TEHN Ai sed Ai wonted a elleefunkle-shayped pajamma cays. Nuffink els, jus taht. So mai Mummah stayed up awl nite an maed me wun (awn her treddle sewing masheen). An Ai still has it!
ambercat, taht is a grate storee. wut a wunnerful memree ob ur chilehood.
eye LUBS taht storee. fanks!!!!
ambercat, das a lubbly storie!
in india, taylerz stil yuzes teh treddl sowin masheens, moastly bekawz dey nawt needz teh lektrissity. iz gud fer teh envirunment, tuu.
ha ha, ai belawngz tu anteek CATegory tuu – ai rememberz tellyfones wif dials, an blak-an-wit tee vee (india got color TV in 1982!), an Wordstar!
ambercat, dat sho hao mutch mommeh lurve u!! full ob win. full ob hart.
Ambercat, dat storee es sewwwww… sweit… sush a gud mama liek yurs teeshes gud lessuhns en dah dee-bo-shunz 2 yur fambleez.. wii ahl needz dat kynda lubz naow 4 won – n- nudderz! Tahnks fur sherrun datz.
Hoomin’z grannnma had crank fone, it worked.
Later hoomin had pratty line, twIce. Nau, onlE cell fone.
pardun me….anteek person comming fru….lookin fore her walker wif tennis bawls adn hers Doopends
*fasepaw*
Ai libbed wit mai grandma for bout 6 yeers. She had teh candelstic tellefon that U had to jiggle the receiver holder to get the operator. We had a party line. That was in the late 40’s. They also had a coal stove and a coal furnace. I doesn’t tink dem was teh gud ol daiz
patticlan, i duzzint fink enny old dayz wuz dem gud old dayz. 2 menny siknisses, 2 menny tyrannikkal bastiches, 2 littel knowlidjes, 2 littel powr an 2 mutch powr atta same time… i 4 fyootchur. butt nawt innerest in goin 2 fahr away fyootchur. den dey just finks so i stoopeh monkeeh. (fyootchur peeps, i meens) i taykes da fyootchur as it come eetch day.
ooooh! u make me feel not so bad fur havin1 ov dose dial phones on my kitchin wall!!
Fur mannee yeerz ai uzed manual taipewrider ad wurk. Not elecctrik…totallee manual. An mai mommee hed a manual sooing mashine tu. Wid peddles on de floor.
In teh joonyer hi skool we had sum lectric an sum treddel mashinez in teh home ec. klass. We used to fite over teh treddel wuns caws dey were sew mush more phun to uze!
yah, anodder anteek heer. ai will be sellabraytin teh 15th anabersree ob my 25th burfday dis yeer. sum wun juszt finished ashurin me taht 40’s nawt awl taht old…butt ai merember dial fones.
oh spykes_mom !!!u iz a behbeh…….tee hee, ai wooda been ur behbeh sitter wen u waz a kitn…..
wen ai waz teh subbystitooty teecher ai usede to tell teh kiletz…taht ai waz 20- 19….an tehy wood luk at me lik ….”Whut???” “oh…ai getz it” an gigilin wood ensu….
an ai sed it befror an ai’ll sez it agin….ai woodnt be ani odder agez…..to be 18 in 1968, in souff Callyfornua…..waz teh bomb….an ai noawt yet fallin apart….(cept fur teh teefz an dey are awl bedder noaw..well almost awl bedder) ai likz noing teh stuff ai noes an it haz taken me dis lowng to noes it !!!!
ROAWR ai iz anteek an ai iz proud !!!!.
Yee hah, Salleh! We iz same age. I wuz 18 in 1968, too, but in souff callyfornua. Wuz in Illinois just like naow. But wuz GRATE time to be yung. I feenk we haz lived thru the bestest of times, and haz menny moar comin, I’m shur.
I iz also prowd uv my age. We haz awl lived as lawng as we haz lived, u no. can’t chanje it, mite as well enjoi it.
woops! ment to sai NAWT in souff callyfornua. I haz de stoopy foar deh New Yeer.
Hmmm…I member when coke came ina bottlez an u drank it.
I also member it was only a nikel! An that meant 5 pennies.
An I member when cigerettes were “in” an onlee cost 25 centz a pax.
An I member when chewin gum wuz a “treet” an so wuz teh fried chikens on a Sunday…but only on Sunday.
An I member when “color” tb was a piece of see thru colored paper you stuck on the TB screen. I ordered it frum teh Hody Doodee Show. Hab to say I wuz not imprezzed by teh new “color” tb.
An I member stealin sum chocolate candy outta mai grandmamas frigerator…It wuz a brand I’d neber seen beforz. I ate it awl…it wuz called Ex-lax.
I member when mai grandma finded teh candees missen she almost falled down she wuz laffin so hard. I Neber stole nuffin afer then
Those were teh “good old dayz”dayz…
make that Howdy Doodee…srsly..
We gawted owrs frum deh Romper Room show. nawt so gud colors!
Exlax–I iz lmao. So funnee.
I meremember a teecher in 7th grayde who sed he wuld getz a color tb wen dey gawt down to $200. I wunder if he ever gotted wun! mebbe a littleittiebittie wun?
do u meremember Nifty Notebooks? Dah paper had two holez in da top.
Dat hooked onto two little pole thingies. Dah cover closed over dah top and wen it wuz open, it had a tray in it for pencils. Wai cool, esp for left-handed peeps like me.
Wish I had wun naow. I wored mine owt!
nevvver in teh hisstury of dis remark has it beed so akkurut…
BEEN DERE ,DONE DAT ! oh me too ,Mishizzyfits…….me too…..
salleh n scarletkitty n mizhizzyfitz, fank yoo awl fur dose wunnerful storees. ai nawt feelin so bad bowt 40 nao.
Lissun, I traid places with ya …. YOU can be 56 and I’ll be 40! Yeah, that’ll wurk!
i can has onlee six months of forty, butt iz bedder tahn mah (t)hurties!
(t)hurties: heart attack…raiseded rent…two stents…raiseded inshoorans…anodder stent…raiseded rent…roomate…raiseded rent
forties: no moar roomate!…too year leeese…no moar roomate!!…
yah bedder!
OK, yoo guise. Ai can tell yoo frum egsperience taht 40’s ar WUNDERFUL!!! Yoo ar still verree yung (yes, reelee), an offen yoo cud still be mistaiken fur 25 – an yet moast ov teh terribul insecurities ov being yunger ar gone.
Nau – yoo know hoo yoo ar. . .an yoo know hau life wurkz. . .an yoo has confidinz in yurself. . .an awl ov the fewchure seemz still there.
(akshullee – 50s arn’t bad either, but that’s anudder topic!
Ai laiked de fiffieez – hed mozt fun ub ebber. Nao aim geddin reddy tu stard de negst ebben more fun decade. Trayin tu get uzzed to dat!
U knot ole uhnles u member habing to sah de numer tu de oberador. Dials on de pone wuz neu finagled inbenton !
Jus lass nite, I pulled a towel out ob teh linen closet, an it was all holy and ugly. I sez to hubby, “what happened to tihs towel? was a good towel!” He sez: “Its an anteak.”
Den I realized, come May, evryting we got as wedding presents, they will be anteaks!
My marriage will be an anteak!
An you all musta been eavesdroppin, cuz now you talkin about it!
an teak is teh vry vry pritty wood. and strawng.
an it smels gud too.
yu can has an teak marridge!
teakz purdi n strawng- butz dang! uz haz to scubz n oilz it awl da tim!
aiz gotz da silber anerberseri cumin upz nex monf!!
woot! woot!
momcat
pffft…dere wuz dialz on fonez in teh 80s stil. en dere iz a dial on teh fone nex tu teh puter inna den heer. iz troo! Ai hayts teh noo fonez, wif dere buzzbuzzbuzzbeepbeepbeeptrillywillywilly noyzez…gimme a fone wif a BELL innit!
sos- h’ok, iz awnly liddli bitz younga den awl uz- iz 10 in 1968. -Nawt awld enuf two doez muc, butz awld enuf to unnerstan-
I memberz blac n whit round tb
lif befour zipcodz
getin dai offa skool fur furste man on da moon
-nigtli bodi countz…. (nawt gud memri)-
red skelton
gettin fingies stuk in da holez on da dial phone
berry furst TRS-80 ‘puter (parentcatz stillz haz it….)
phon numbaz dat waz letterz
carz wif no seatbeltz- mai parentcatz gotz dem putz in- salezman fout deh was weird…..
tb gonin nit nit wif kool color pattern
mai grandpappy in Sebastapol hadz da parti line phone….. dat phun!
monroe addin machin wif crank! (lubed to plaz wif it…)
I cud go on n on………
sum fingz gud, sum nawt so…. I hadz da Aspbergers syndrome- butz nobudi new bout it, waz sad teenkitteh…..
butz I lubd laugh-in n get smart!
wunda whatz 50 gonna beez lik……
momcat
gascat, i fergits ware you lib. did you ushually hav to go to skool on july 21 wehn the man walkeded on teh moon fursty?
Oh, dis is two funnee! Hai, twornjkittehs, we gots two nawt-seconds! I purrpose a two-step
*anna wun, anna two*
Yay fur csmall! Is two-stap approp–apropp–OK?
ZOMG!! Nao it luks like we gots two nawt-seconds an two seconds. Whee!
Teh ferst tew and then teh secnoded tew happended at teh sayme tyme, so I will danse wif you for secnods!
So lawng as we can dans teh two-step to LuvB!@s faymus “Pinkee pinkee toe-pad” sawng, Ai tink taht wud be purrrfekt!
“Pinkee Pinkee Toe pads”
(Wit teh pranses an teh caypers, an mebbee a frolic!”
fur us neewbies, we can has lingk to tihs, pls? fanks
It wuz ritted a cupple ob dais after we invented teh CHRG(wdoi) an abowt teh saym tym as teh CCC an teh Splort Recubery Ward, indeed it is orften sung tehre to halp recubbery
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/u-taked-my-binky-i-suk-my-fum/#comments
AAAKKKKKK Ambercat……..u dint warnz teh peepulz to be shure taht dey hab der RCH awn befores tehy goes an sees dis pitture!!!!!
WARNING WARNING WARNING………ware ur RGCH fore u link to Ambercatz link……
ai jest seed teh titul an memenereded it……oh iz deffli cyute behbeh kitn !!!!!!!!
BEEE PREPAREDED!!!!!!!!!! oar u will shurely hab a mostest sevvere hed splort !!!!!
Mai hed went SPLORT as soon as ai sawded dat pikchoor. Gud ting ai wuz warin mai CHRG (wdoi). Den teh PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS sawng maded me go SPLORT agin. I can has hot choklit an a sawft blankee, plz? kthxbai.
Heer yoo go, mary. But ai warns yoo, befoar yoo go to this pikshur, maek shur yur CHRGIwdoi) firmly on – purrfurablee wif duk taype.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/u-taked-my-binky-i-suk-my-fum/
a liddle moar spssifikker:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/u-taked-my-binky-i-suk-my-fum/#comment-118278
welllll dat’ll teech me nawt to reed furffer dwon befor ai getz all exsiteded an goes round warnin peepul…..u did a fine job ob warnin Janet..
sry
sum ov uz needs lotz of warnings, so not to apolosige. wuz thot ful fing to dew!
yesh–in fact, I rekomends teh RARG over teh swum cap fur dose who is visitin teh binky kitteh, eben tho teh howlidays iz pritty much over (unless u can has Orthodox Christimas on January 7th). U can’t be too keerful.
Ambercat, dont 4get teh shimmeh!!!
Ai’m prancing an capering (az soon az ai kin git otta diz rocking chayre) fur teh nawt-seconds and seconds. Teh two step – to “Pinkee Pinkee Toe Pads,” teh cyootest sawng in teh whirled.
An – heer comes the *frolic.* Whooo Hoooo!
***psst***
JCH4K…do you hearz mai Doopends rustlin whens i be capering?
*whispers* no, no. Yur fine. No wun will notice.
Ambercat….prancin an caperin an frolicin ????? oh u must be doin bedder todai !!!
yup; Ai started drinkin agin an is MUCH bedderer!
lol!
step step slyyyyde
step step slyyyde
ah luv me sum 2steppin!
grab a boi grrrls-
step step slyyyyde
step step fancytwrl
*finks to self*
hummmm???? ai wundurz if Kevin Sorbo kan danse????
salleh, who cares? he just stand there an luk gud
oh mi yessss, u speek de truff……..he do luk teh gud do he noawt ??????
oar as ai hav been noed to sai bout taht manz…..YUM!!!!!!!!
i be temptd to hab mi CHRGIwdoi) on when i sees him. YUM YUM!
OK Punkin…….ai sharez wiff u……me wun danse……den u wun danse……den me , den u …..well ai fink the pitture iz teh cleer der……
liff iz allus moar funz wen u sharez……
Ewan McGregor can danse. But he’s MINE!!!11!!
(On that dream planet I liek to visit)
is ok if i jus luk ?
Can I has David Boreanaz? Plz?
kthxbai
Yah, k …. but Viggo Mortensen is ALL MYN.
da pinck paddy wun, pls. kthx.
Ai wud laik tu heer bote. Dey bote be inchessin.
kitn haz teh 2 pawz up…..maekz puurrfek sense to hab 2 nawt fursts….
Hee hee–we gots 2 nawt fursts AND 2 nawt seconds. R cosmic harmony, let us show u it–again.
ooooh mi brane iz borkeded diz mawrnin……ai ment to sai….2 nawt secundz
sry…….
ai goez awai naow…
see ???borkeded ai tellz u…dint evven put my re-mark ina rite plaise….
mi noo yeerz resomalushun…..
1) findz brane
2) uses it
you has teh funee! i fink i print tish out adn put on my refrigermerator
mmm… mary, opn refrigimatr plz. mebbe we finds salleh brayne dere… mebbe mines 2. i been missin mines lonng time nao. i goes 4 traynin tmoorows. need mah brayne.
hold on. doan opn refrigimater!! freezer rite obers it. i doan finks so salleh brayne in der. mines neever. we nawt da stoopeh…
nex storp: washin masheen. i knows der sumfing goes on in der. sumfing in washin masheen nomm mah buttins an ware mah sox. mebbe takes our braynes 2!!
oh hia IBK…….u loozez ur brane too ??????
wwar do u suppozez we putteded dem……..??????
leesee….ai hab lukeded unner teh bed, ina trunc ob mi car, ina poketz ob mi cote, behin teh TV……in mi shooz…..at teh bottum ob mi BIG brown skruchi bag….iz noawt nowher to be foun……..
aniwun gotz a spare dat dey kan lendz me..?????? ai takez bery good kare ob it…..reeetrunz it in teh saem condishun u lendeded it to me…..srsly…..
*whispers to IBK* maybe we shood fink about goin to sees teh WIzzurd ……
could you pik up sum extra courage, brane and hart fur me two while yure tehre?
ANNA BALOOON!!!
sry. got xcited.
gigglol
aww
u so kewt you can anser anyting u want. i tink i’m going to need the CCC here.
CCC standing by
I gawts a speshul awn CHRG (wdoi) todai.
Speshul drawins tu – uv noo yeer kittehs.
Dis kitteh iz paynfully coot……eben wif CHRG ai maded a splort mess.
hed
splode
cootness
ai dai frum da koot.
ai am ded.
kitteh, ur ansur is rite no madder WHUT.
CCC deployed
Ressurection juice applied
wrap in comfi blanket
choklit IV started
Dr Tinycat ober and out
you shud be own the TVee!
tank oo.
needed dat.
Wat wat wat???
Iffs I splort, I gits a choklit IV?
Iz tempted to taek off mah CHRG(w/doi), but dat nawt b rite. Gotta sabe teh midicine fur teh ones dat reely need it.
Gud fing we haz Shera, owr bery own kittehvet, an Dr. Tinycat heer.
I jes got the new choklit IVs in for teh noo yer. They experimentul product.
Don tell panfer….
I feel strongly both ways
reasonable kitteh reasons:
“now on the other hadn, er paw”
mary – ai’ve been luking fur a spot to talk to yoo. ai just saw taht yoo went bak to teh kitteh takin a baff in teh sink. An peeple were wundering wai there were no commintz.
It was the furst pikshur up on September 11 – an the burgers closed it fur comments as a way ov doing a moment ov silence.
We were awl carrying awn wundering wai we cuddn’t comment – an then sumwun realized what it was.
fanks, i noticed teh date after I wroted it. BTW I wnet bak tehre cuz it wuz relisted at teh taup of one of teh recent ones in teeny tiny bloo leturs. Mebbee Dec 31? kant merember- mye brane is steel missin…
oh, and i twied to comment on won of your recent wons about teh current administrashun but it sed too me “commentz boxes closed”
I wanted to add, “adn don’t get me strated on teh Katreena Debakel” or sumfin lik dat. I wuz agreementing wif yoo adn addending moar.
ina whilrling swirl of hysteria
ai gotz an idear……………whi dont we getz awl ob teh cheezfrenz hoo lib heer ina states….an evveriwun holdz a kitn….an advanses awn teh Whyte Howse…….
den awl 80mun gajillion ob us HOLDZ UP TEH KITNZ AT DAT MANZ…….hiz hed will splort into a kabillion peezes an den we hafta go do teh sawm fing to wat’z hiz naem…(teh viseful pressydentz)
a KITN COO ……!!!!!! an we coodnt getz in trubblez cause we jest armeded wiff kitnz…….
kitteh koo anfem below. i just rited kyewt kitteh blus. srsly.
wat a gud idear!
I furgetz- big whit hous guy noes animalz duz he?
u fink mebe himz immunz two kyoot?
momcat
if ida had cawfee in my mouf i wudof snortled it!
k…. wich wun gibbin meh all dose burgers?
i has da unmitigg- indescir- (ding-dang an a bukkit ob feesh, i nebber getz dem beeg wurds rite) i gotz beeg lurve 4 dose peepels hu gibes me nomnoms.
oh momcat……….no wun iz teh immunez to teh cyutenesssess ob teh KITNZ !!!!!!!
iz nawt possibbul…….
U put yr right pawz in
U put yr rights pawz out…
trying hoky-poky furst tyme
hurai for bebbeh kitteh!
WIN
splort*
ratz, i thot thinkin of teh possums wud blok out teh kyute till I putted my brane bukkit on, but i wuz toooooooo layt.
Ai am hooman ownd bi beeg caliko kitteh (kitteh soon 2 b 15 y/o) so ai tryen 2 learn kittehspeek.
Hai, rhsb – if yoo wantz to lern kittehspeek, yoo hav certainlee com to teh rite playce. Lukz reel gud so far!
An pleeze gib yur beeg caliko kitteh sum extry scritches an snorglez frum mee, pleez.
kaliko kitteh WANTZ!
bud hubsand is lergic…
herd at mai house 18 yrs ago:
Boi: Mama can we haz kitteh?
Mama: Sry we cant….Daddy be lergic.
Boi: So when Daddy dies, can we gets kitteh?
Teh baybeez shure do sayz teh darndest tings, eh? Mah thr3e-y-o has decided taht our littlest ornj kitteh be herz, and naw taht kitteh sleepz on herz bed at night instead of ourz bed…sad fer me butt cyute fer herz!!!
fishykitteh trin two getz mai spoose to getz her da kyootest pair ub ornj boi kittehz dat upz fur ‘doption at da petsmart. Spoose haz said whenz MiMi (Milo, yup- himz ornj….) goes ober da bridg NO MOR KITTEHZ! Howeber…… spoose haz neber reali beenz able to rezit da fishykitteh ( she be eleben yr old kyoot blu eyed blon wif lawg curli hares…. an ‘dorable whenz she wantz ta be….). I iz watchin dis contesta de willz wif muc innerest… we will seez hoez wins!
momcat
Mennee yeers ago, a tabby kitteh shoed up awn owr doorstep in mid-December. We awlreddy had a kitteh so mai Mummah sed we cud oenlee keep teh gnu kitteh just til after krissmuss. Wen we remynded her she sed taht, 10,12, 15 yeers layter, her arnser wuz “Yes, but Ai nebber sed WICH Krissmuss!”
an doon ver gud sow far, rhsb!
Thnx all.
Ai luvs caliko kittehs. If ai could, ai wud has TONZ uf caliko kittehs.
Mi caiko kitteh iz Queen of hous. Ai am Survant #1, becuz ai has seenyoritee n skoops teh box. Hubby iz Survant #2. Also, Josie (kitteh’s name, after “Josie & The Pussycats” cartoon) has dyabeetes, and getx shotz, which her don’t mynd.
welcom rhsb
wun thing to reemembur:
goggies hab ownurs
kittehs hab staff
philene: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i can haz tish on a neeblewurk on teh wall fur to bee reminding teh hyumans?
Philene – True!
Mai kitteh beat up exhubby’s goggie n mayd goggie part ov hur staff!
Cud ai heer de bakk leg anser an den muve uptu de frond leg one?
Mus b a Chicago kitteh–he iz voting erly and offen.
Iz newby Chicago-kitteh–himz iz votin eeven tho still alive!
Haw haw! You want funky votin? Come to FL! We invented funky votin! (Hai scarlet!)
U sur gotz that rite. U tink weez eber lib that doan?
omg, ai knot heered dis n looonngg tyme! ai b frum teh wyndee sittee n we sed dis awl teh tyme!
Mai has feets…….I show u thems…..
HEY everyone! HAppY NEW YeaR! *blows horn*
I iz back! And so far behind I may never catch up! lolz
w00t! gayla’s bak! welkum bak! yoo has bin gawn a lawng tyme!
welkom back!
ooo ooo oooo letz sing taht eerwurm frum “Wekum Back Kotter” show!!
(singz off key)
Welcom back, to teh dreems sumfin fumfin hummmmmmmmmmmm
OMGosh – ai just wished yoo wud com bak – an *poof* – heer yoo ar!!! Happee Noo Yeer, Gayla! Ai’m so far behine ai hav resolved taht ai must live to bee at leest 120 just to maek a dent.
But wee must keep ar prioritees strait!! Furst, ai doo ICHC – tehn ai straiten up mai life!
Ar yoo still in Kansas – or Noo Zeelund? An hao iz Cole doing? An. . .an. . .hao ar YOO doing??
JCH4K: teh qwote I alwais heerd is “God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.”
Missed you Janet! Hope you had happy holidays!
Behold teh power of teh Cheezfrenz Sykik Netwurk! I haz been askin bout u, too, gayla, an I iz glad to see u back! I jus scrolled down an red bout Cole–I is so happee I does teh happitail dance fur u an Cole.
*happee happee hip*
*happee happee hop*
*scamper scamper scamper scamper*
*POUNCE*
dis………isa GRATE danse…….ai joyn u….
*happee happee hip*
*happee happee hop*
*scamper scamper scamper scamper*
*POUNCE*
hi Gayla ….wlecum home !!!!!!
ty doctorcat
)
welcoms bak Gayla!!! we wuz gettin wurreed bowt yu!!!!!!!!
Gayla, welcome bak!!
We haz been worryin bowt u over on dah Yahoo cheezfrenz group.
And haow iz Cole? We MUST know!!
*SHRIEK*
GAYLA!
I was asking about you!
So glad to see you back!
(i wuz worried cuz i thot mebbee a new deevelupment happuned wif ur nefyew…a bad wun…
an dat u went awai…)
Hey awl!
I am back in Kansas naow 
Had a very nice Holiday! Tree is tramping with friends this week before he goes back to sea (for my American friends that is backpacking….NAWT “picking up chicks”) lolz I wish I could have gone too, but work gets in the way sometimes!
Cole is doing VERY well — the doctor’s continue to be amazed at his astounding recovery, once fractured (and his head was fractured across the front and left side for those who don’t know) your skull NEVER mends…….did you know that? I didn’t! He will not be able to participate in any sports that could risk a head injury, which will be hard for him! But he is such an amazing kid, he will be just fine! He has gone back to school full time already! He does phisical therapy every afternoon– and is just doing GREAT! Thanks for all your continued thoughts and well wishes
) You all r the bestest!
ohai, gayla!
{{{{{gayla}}}}} an a beeg noisy SHMOOOOO
we ben da finkin bowt u… menny ob us ben axin bowt u… iz glad ur backs! gibes cole a hug 4 meh: {{{cole}}} an {{{niece}}} 2. hiz hed be heelin. hir hart be heelin. i berry fanksfull.
btw. i knows i pikked rite lolpic 2 opn. lolpic wif pinkeh nosie!!! dat meen shmoos. so heer mah gayla iz!!
ummmm ty fro the shmoooz ibk !
)
yeah galya! yeah cole!
so gladz to heer uz awl doin bedda!
{{{{{gayla,cole , cole’s sister}}}}}}
frm
momcat n gascat
Happitayl Noo Yr, Gayla! Glad yr bak!
Leff front paw on yellow circul. Rite bakk paw on red circul….
overachieving kittah iz mekin hiz clazzmets luk stoopid
Ai swetches fore ai doo mai kettehrobics.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Mai noo yrs rezohlooshun iz 2 exursize moar…
“Moar” inkloods ennything moar than zero. So… awl dun exursizing!
win!
adn doesnt klikin on kute kitteh piktyoors kount az eksersizes?
abso-lutleh!
lolpic iz like da ittehbittehkitteh kowboy dantz. lassoo catched mah fut. fut went HOIST…
*heddesk*
Wot I’m exursizing iz mai rite not to excursize … stand up fur ur rites! … an then sit down an eat sumthin. If thatz too stren …. strenu …. HARD …. then lie down an eat sumthin. I’d radder be happee than skinnee.
at lasts a sensabelle purrson!!!! aldo ai liek 2 eet furrst tehn lie down. less messes taht wai. u donut wants crumms in yer beddies.
Ha! Mai noo yeer’s rezolooshun is to gane wate an watch moar teevee. I gots to pick sumfink I noes I can complish.
i’z in shaype.
rownd iz shaype!
Ahnd—-JAZZ HANDS!!!! er—Jazz paws!!
Jazz feets?
Newborn babeh
Do the snuggley-feets
Um…I wud prefurr the ansur wif da fewest poynty endz, pleez.
(still smarting from bein kittehlandinstrip for snickakitteh, whoz poynty-endz are in DYER need of klippinz)
Ouchie ouch ouch! Snickaneedles!
I haz tew answers. but ONLEE tew.
Duz u theenk wun ov dem mite match yr kweschun? lolz
Wun of dem is 42.
FTW ! DOUGLAS ADAMS REF !
Teh mice was furious. . .
i can haz voter fraud?
how dis hokee pokee wurk? I putz my right foots in, now wha?
noooo…de pink toes….de chubby fase….SPLORT
Please to send CCC so I may recover and schmoo kitteh?
kthxbai
CCC here
*scoop, scoop*
*pat, pat*
*taep,taep*
Awl bedder!!
Have choklit and blankie!1!
Kobe, I open, I can haz ball?”
Maestro, I can does mah cello solo nao plz?
hahahahaha
i cant storp da laffin. fanksu, docktercat! i goes getz heinikins b4 solo…
gotz mah hed inna bukkit
(neer, neer, neer, neer, neer) – - (iz blus gittar riff)
mah braynes 2 pertekt
(neer, neer, neer, neer, neer)
opn da newest lolpic
(neer, neer, neer, neer, neer)
AIN’T FOWN MAH BRAYNES YET
gotz da kyewt kitteh blus
o, yeh
da kyewt kitteh blus
iff u ain’t had da kyewt kitteh blus
u will splort wen u dew
WIN!
*blush*
no = u win!
*leepz to mi feetes *
FABULOUZ !!!!! JEST FABUYLOUZ !!!! iz mi noo faborite sawng………!!
an IBK….ai am bery impresseded bi ur trooli wunnerfulz gittar pla-ing…
maybi we cood go togeddewr an getz 2 noo branez atz a diskont????
(lofty voyce)
an i nebber hads da gittar lessins…
fanksu, mary an salleh. i can c make 4 teebee moobie. like da lewis an clark exp- h3lls b3lls, u knows i nebber gone getz dat wun owt. like dey trip from lewis an clark. salleh, u n meh beez lewis an clark. mary beez saca… … (facepaw) mary beez our gaide. we end up on wite howse lawn!
kyewt kitteh blus on cd. lunch bawxses. swimmeh soots. (ok, mebbe nawt swimmeh soots)
memmember, no revolution wifout da fundin dese days…
eye can beez Sacajabe …sakajwe… the woman on teh dollar coin???
w00t!!
aw, nao i needs teh kleeenekses bocks. nobodee ebbr axed me to be Sakajaweja before.
(note to self -must praktice new name)
..ahem… mary… wen u lurns ur new name, can u teeches meh it? i r losted at saka-.
Massterpeas! yay ibk!
can I has noo brane 2 – need upgrayde on dis wun.
anny!! haiya, haiya!! i nawt sawded u in forebbers!! gud mornin 2 u. nappy new eer! i so glad 2 heers from u!
corse u can comes wif us! braynes, hart, curridje, an… a balloon.
No roobeee slipperz?
Ennewai, a bery yappy noo heer to u 2.
{{{{ibk}}}}
(An now I better go to bed – tiz sooo late heer!)
I submitted that pic months ago with the caption “Oooh Oooh Mr Kotter!”
I guess nobody remembers that show any more
PS: Photo is from the Sabine Rath collection
Ad uneada dood ranshes ai go tu, dey hab tribbia gaems, an sumetimes deh qwezzshun iz tu sing deh Welcumbaek Kotter song….an der r peeps hu no ebbry wud! Ai ken heer dem in mai hed, beeting my teem hollow!
Sumeone onze did a berry stirring recitation ub deh hole gettysbird address. Onlee needed de first 7 wuds, ai tink, an he sed hole ting, cept mebbee furgod parduvva line. Profeshal speeker, berry mooving!