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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Cookie's human

Kitteh will now turn its mind control to human subjects…..wait….suddenly I have an overwhelming urge to bring cheezeburgers to Master Kitteh……..

kittehlurve

happee nawt secconds CH. i cannt danse i eeted 2 mush on teh haul-a-dais. we can has chayr danses?

 
Cookie's human

I’ll not wait to be asked - since this is ny first not-second of the New Year, and since the comments seem to be headed out to Where No Kitteh Has Gone Before, I hereby formally request for my not-second dance: the Theme from Star Trek (Original Series, of course).

cSmall

Set a course Mr Cookieshuman!

 
charlie74656

“Let’s do it.”

annyluvsprintie

“Engage”.

mimzoid

“d*** it Jim, I’m a kitteh not a physician!”

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

“It’s lief, Jim, but nawt az we knowz it.”

(Cookie’s human - ai think ebbreebuddee jus saw “Tehme” an overlukked “danse!”

But - quotez ar gud, too!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Maus

Tractor Beem On, Scotteh!

chewly

kitteh traded in hiz lazers fer tractor beemz.

Cookie's human

Wait until kitteh fires photon torpedoes…have been known to instantly clear out room…..

Maus

Shudnt taht be “pootin torpedoes”?

leaderoftheband

First, TIME’s Man of the Year… and now you say he’s got torpedoes?

 
 
 
 
Tribble

Capin, teh tractore beem weell breayke teh fragyle glazz sphear eff da gravatayshunal pullin canna bee calibrated an implayminted verri carefulli!
But datz whi dey callz mee da miracul wurker!

 
Tribble

NOOOOO SCOTTIE! No tactor beam! Iz trick! Iz BORG SPHERE awl decorated fur da holydayz! Borg Queen weel tack ower ship, similate ower crew an scan da puterz fur phed-er-rashun secrtez! Reverze awl enginez! Red Alert! Charge foton tore-pee-doez!

stend

( captain I need more power !!! )

BonzoGal

“Ai’m a doktur, dammit, nawt a lolcat!”

Menopaws

“Cap’n …. teh enguns cannut STEND teh strrrrrrrain!”

 
 
 
Tribble

Thank You! And proud of it!
>^o.o^<

Kathleen

Yep…I wuz tinkin same theeng… :lol:

Wut a trekkie fan!! <3

 
mary O'Spockn

nao i has teh jelly see ; ^ )

 
 
 
Cookie's human

LOVE the idea of the Borg decorating their ships’ exteriors for the holidaze! Bet they make the ship’s interiors into a FABULOUS winter wonderland! And then there’s the Borg Mixed Species Choir singing, ” Hark, the Borg soldiers sing! You’ll soon be assimilated! Do not re-e -sist! Resistance is fu-u- tile!”

annyluvsprintie

Not to mention the beautifully ( and precisely) choreographed dance routines.

mary O'Spockn

with exact replikas of teh Omega molecule sparklin adn decoratin teh kostumes adn teh bakdrop

 
 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

Beware of the lazaree gaze

two_kittehs

resistance is futile

 
 
 
K T Cat

Doubt not my mighty powerz! Bring cheezburgez naow!

 
vadamerca

How amazen! Yur powas impress meh!

stend

for my next trick, I will open this can of tuna - WITHOUT THUMBS !!!

two_kittehs

Or better still you will open this can of tuna and offer me it contents.

 
Kathleen

Human, if u doo not open this can of tuna, u will HAB no thumbs.

Summer

Open dis can ob tuna so dat ai may assim.. assimil… nom it!

 
 
 
 
Serra

Hey, why is the catnip box floating around my living room?

BrotherLove

Kitteh, I think you’ve had enough catnip already if you think ornament is a floating box. And your eyes confirm it!

 
 
Darrkwolff

Bruvver uv Hypnotoad!

Frum unudder mudder. ;)

 
 
kittehlurve

kitteh triiis despritly 2 braek teh unbrakabl ornament wif teh lazer-i. obbeeouslee tossing it abowt isnt werking.

 
Skwrl

Braykin awnaments pozes a chaleng fo kittehs in spayse.
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Elvis

Unfawchunutlee, is no prawblum fue teh erth-bownd kittehs.
Wish mmai kittehs was in spayce rite abowt nao!

 
 
rhsb

Invizibull upside-down tree.

ow1n

Invizibl Charlie Brown Chrismus tree

 
 
philene

do want kitteh who halp put decorashins awai! wair ai get sumz?

 
medicated_maiden

i are hypnotized by kitteh…i feel urge make cheezburgers…

 
Tribble

Nooo Scottie! Turn off teh traktur beem! Itz a trik! Itz a Borg sphear awl decurayted fur teh holydays. Teh Borg queen weel tack our ship, similate teh crew an scan ower puterz fur pheder-a-shun secretz. Red lert. Charge fo-ton tore-pee-dowz.

Tribble

Surry dis came thru twize. Ett nebber showded upp da furs tyme, sew eye putz eet een agin.
Dere seamz tu bee a de-lay een da postin uff mye commentz.

Cookie's human

Cheezeburger Conspiacy Theory.

 
 
mary O'Spockn

teh Borks assymilayted it first, extrakteded awl yooosful data, den re-implanted it wif viruss to mek uz awl kitteh servunts.

HAHA stoopy Borks, we’z awready kitteh servunts-joaks on you!

 
 
 
Angel

Pretty soon Chezburgers will be “majicly” flying out of our plates and into the cat dish.Weird!

 
gascat

teh lass fing a krissmuss ornament EBER SEES!!!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOLZ AND ROFL! This wun just reelee GOT me. Ha ha ha, an a tee hee too.

 
 
gayla34

I had a birthday while I was gone — Christmas baby — nawt really dat fun to me! So can I have mai birthday dance a little late??? lolz

dapanferkitteh

****leaping happee verrrrrie birfday an nawt Christmas at awl dansing fur da wunnerful cheez fren GAYLA!****

 
Romeow

Welcum bak, Gayla!
We waz awl wurried bout u an Cole.

Iz a liddle confuzamicated. Didz u HAB a bebeh or didz u GIT a bebeh?

Eber wai, I will sing an danse fur u in sellabrashun!

Happey happey birfdai
to ebery girl an boi.
Hope dis bery speshul dai
brings u lotz ov joi.
Hope teh birfdai pwesents
u git frum Mom an Dad
Will maek dis bery speshul dai
teh bestest u eber had.

*wiggle wiggle hop hop*
*twirl twirl leap & bop*
*sway sway flip & stop*
Ta Daaaa!

Many Congratumalshuns, Gayla!
Welcum bak!

annyluvsprintie

Wishing you a year full of serendipitous happiness.

Just a thought - perhaps you ( and other similarly afflicted frenz) need an “official” birthday ( like the Queen) separate from your actual birthdate, just to have fun and celebrate on.

Ennewai - menny happee returns!

D Marie

When I was a kidlet, we sillybrated mai half birfday - on June 1, since Dec 1 falls between Thanksgiben and Christmas. Much warmer, so I cood have outdoor partee and invite moar frenz. Den, sinse I got 2 partees evry year, my brothers hadda have 2, too. We liked it!

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Wow, Romeow - yoo can reelee danse!!!

ai think - fur a belayted birfay present fur Galya, ai’m gonna go bak an find taht sizzling danze yoo did at taht partee a while ago. Wief the dramttic liting an fawg,

Happee Birthday deer Gayla! - if yoo ar a Christmas Babee - duz that mean rite awn 25 Dec??

ai am SOOOOO glad yoo ar bak!

gayla34

Hai Janet — yep—– me and Jesus *crosses fingers* wees tight

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