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Cheezburger Network Blog
Kitteh will now turn its mind control to human subjects…..wait….suddenly I have an overwhelming urge to bring cheezeburgers to Master Kitteh……..
happee nawt secconds CH. i cannt danse i eeted 2 mush on teh haul-a-dais. we can has chayr danses?
I’ll not wait to be asked – since this is ny first not-second of the New Year, and since the comments seem to be headed out to Where No Kitteh Has Gone Before, I hereby formally request for my not-second dance: the Theme from Star Trek (Original Series, of course).
Set a course Mr Cookieshuman!
“Make it so.”
“Let’s do it.”
“Engage”.
“d*** it Jim, I’m a kitteh not a physician!”
“It’s lief, Jim, but nawt az we knowz it.”
(Cookie’s human – ai think ebbreebuddee jus saw “Tehme” an overlukked “danse!”
But – quotez ar gud, too!
many shines
Tractor Beem On, Scotteh!
kitteh traded in hiz lazers fer tractor beemz.
Wait until kitteh fires photon torpedoes…have been known to instantly clear out room…..
Shudnt taht be “pootin torpedoes”?
First, TIME’s Man of the Year… and now you say he’s got torpedoes?
Capin, teh tractore beem weell breayke teh fragyle glazz sphear eff da gravatayshunal pullin canna bee calibrated an implayminted verri carefulli!
But datz whi dey callz mee da miracul wurker!
NOOOOO SCOTTIE! No tactor beam! Iz trick! Iz BORG SPHERE awl decorated fur da holydayz! Borg Queen weel tack ower ship, similate ower crew an scan da puterz fur phed-er-rashun secrtez! Reverze awl enginez! Red Alert! Charge foton tore-pee-doez!
nerd.
LOL’S
( captain I need more power !!! )
“Ai’m a doktur, dammit, nawt a lolcat!”
“Cap’n …. teh enguns cannut STEND teh strrrrrrrain!”
Thank You! And proud of it!
>^o.o^<
Yep…I wuz tinkin same theeng…
Wut a trekkie fan!! <3
nao i has teh jelly see ; ^ )
LOVE the idea of the Borg decorating their ships’ exteriors for the holidaze! Bet they make the ship’s interiors into a FABULOUS winter wonderland! And then there’s the Borg Mixed Species Choir singing, ” Hark, the Borg soldiers sing! You’ll soon be assimilated! Do not re-e -sist! Resistance is fu-u- tile!”
Not to mention the beautifully ( and precisely) choreographed dance routines.
with exact replikas of teh Omega molecule sparklin adn decoratin teh kostumes adn teh bakdrop
Beware of the lazaree gaze
resistance is futile
There is no bauble..
Doubt not my mighty powerz! Bring cheezburgez naow!
How amazen! Yur powas impress meh!
for my next trick, I will open this can of tuna – WITHOUT THUMBS !!!
Or better still you will open this can of tuna and offer me it contents.
Human, if u doo not open this can of tuna, u will HAB no thumbs.
Open dis can ob tuna so dat ai may assim.. assimil… nom it!
Hey, why is the catnip box floating around my living room?
Kitteh, I think you’ve had enough catnip already if you think ornament is a floating box. And your eyes confirm it!
HYPNOKITTEH!
Bruvver uv Hypnotoad!
Frum unudder mudder.
kitteh triiis despritly 2 braek teh unbrakabl ornament wif teh lazer-i. obbeeouslee tossing it abowt isnt werking.
Braykin awnaments pozes a chaleng fo kittehs in spayse.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Unfawchunutlee, is no prawblum fue teh erth-bownd kittehs.
Wish mmai kittehs was in spayce rite abowt nao!
Invizibull upside-down tree.
Invizibl Charlie Brown Chrismus tree
do want kitteh who halp put decorashins awai! wair ai get sumz?
i are hypnotized by kitteh…i feel urge make cheezburgers…
Nooo Scottie! Turn off teh traktur beem! Itz a trik! Itz a Borg sphear awl decurayted fur teh holydays. Teh Borg queen weel tack our ship, similate teh crew an scan ower puterz fur pheder-a-shun secretz. Red lert. Charge fo-ton tore-pee-dowz.
Surry dis came thru twize. Ett nebber showded upp da furs tyme, sew eye putz eet een agin.
Dere seamz tu bee a de-lay een da postin uff mye commentz.
Cheezeburger Conspiacy Theory.
twas good. Wee enjoyed it twice.
teh Borks assymilayted it first, extrakteded awl yooosful data, den re-implanted it wif viruss to mek uz awl kitteh servunts.
HAHA stoopy Borks, we’z awready kitteh servunts-joaks on you!
Pretty soon Chezburgers will be “majicly” flying out of our plates and into the cat dish.Weird!
teh lass fing a krissmuss ornament EBER SEES!!!!
LOLZ AND ROFL! This wun just reelee GOT me. Ha ha ha, an a tee hee too.
I had a birthday while I was gone — Christmas baby — nawt really dat fun to me! So can I have mai birthday dance a little late??? lolz
****leaping happee verrrrrie birfday an nawt Christmas at awl dansing fur da wunnerful cheez fren GAYLA!****
Welcum bak, Gayla!
We waz awl wurried bout u an Cole.
Iz a liddle confuzamicated. Didz u HAB a bebeh or didz u GIT a bebeh?
Eber wai, I will sing an danse fur u in sellabrashun!
Happey happey birfdai
to ebery girl an boi.
Hope dis bery speshul dai
brings u lotz ov joi.
Hope teh birfdai pwesents
u git frum Mom an Dad
Will maek dis bery speshul dai
teh bestest u eber had.
*wiggle wiggle hop hop*
*twirl twirl leap & bop*
*sway sway flip & stop*
Ta Daaaa!
Many Congratumalshuns, Gayla!
Welcum bak!
Wishing you a year full of serendipitous happiness.
Just a thought – perhaps you ( and other similarly afflicted frenz) need an “official” birthday ( like the Queen) separate from your actual birthdate, just to have fun and celebrate on.
Ennewai – menny happee returns!
When I was a kidlet, we sillybrated mai half birfday – on June 1, since Dec 1 falls between Thanksgiben and Christmas. Much warmer, so I cood have outdoor partee and invite moar frenz. Den, sinse I got 2 partees evry year, my brothers hadda have 2, too. We liked it!
totally!!
Wow, Romeow – yoo can reelee danse!!!
ai think – fur a belayted birfay present fur Galya, ai’m gonna go bak an find taht sizzling danze yoo did at taht partee a while ago. Wief the dramttic liting an fawg,
Happee Birthday deer Gayla! – if yoo ar a Christmas Babee – duz that mean rite awn 25 Dec??
ai am SOOOOO glad yoo ar bak!
Hai Janet — yep—– me and Jesus *crosses fingers* wees tight
lol
An Jimmee Buffett, too!
ohh lordy nooo — I AM da birfday baby…….nawt I have one…… GEEMANIEESS!
) heehee
happee birfday Gayla!!!!
no danse, but happy butt wiggle!
Darth Kitteh
sendz you Impeerial Probe Droid
Hai hai hai! Wach wher u proab dat ting! >_<
wel, taht is teh point!
Get it, teh POINT? ill be hear all week, try teh veel.
awrite awright…sry, kthxbai
U iz teh lolest! Win!
Veel – want…punz- do not want
Made me giggel a littles tho
Can’t goes home, but can’t stays here
Sorree Mr. Worf – yoo will just haz to suffer a liddle. Teh punz will bee wif us, alwaiyz.
Wud yoo like a sawft blankee an sum hawt choklit?
This is funny because the picture is taken such that the cat looks like it is making the ornament levitate. hah!
And this concludes our regularly scheduled message from the Department of Redundancy Department.
If this were a real comment, LOLspeak would follow the blue letters.
Now back to your regularly scheduled LOLcats.
Thank you and Good Night.
(Long Day, sorry for the snarkiness)
snarki …..jest maybe……..but funnee..
datz fur shure ….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
srsly ,ai laffed oawt loud at u Shera…..
I see that you have Asperger’s.
Your Asperger’s, show us it.
I see that you need to put others down to make yourself feel superior.
Hai, Aaron Patterson – ai just went to yur site. Wuz verree interesting – wish ai knew what yoo ar reelee doing, but it saoudz liek it cud bee verree useful!
Also – nermallee – you just wish the brihday purrson “Happee Birthday” Uusally no congratualtions fur birthdays. Engagements – different. Iz a BEEG lief altering decishun. Iit used to bee taht yoo congraltuated awnlee the noo fiance – fur teh accomplishment ov winning the hart and hand ov the fair maiden. Teh fiancee yoo just wish ebree happiness.
Soshul custums ar what they ar becuz it maeks ebbrething so much eeaier. That’s wai ALL brides an ALL noo babeez ar automaticallee considered “beatuifull.” Bai definitshun. It duzn’t madder at awl waht they reelee lukz liek.
There!! TAHT’s teh part that yoo rote taht ai ackshulle understood!
mind controll HALP THAT JANGAL BALL!!!!!
Shtoopid Shtatik Kling
Balled is beautiful
The balled and the beautiful….
gimme food befur i does dis ta you!
is brudder of ninja kitteh. strong lazers dey runz in fambuhly
Luek Skykitteh: But wif teh balst sheeld daun I kint seez….hauz I supoazt tah nomz?
Obi-Wun Kat-o-bee: Ur ayez kin deeseeb – dicipt – fxorzd wif ur miend. Do Not Want!
Fanseest Hairball Evar!
(Hairball, not harbl.)
Spheregardium Leviosa!
whoa, kitteh gotz de power
Lazergaided kitteh is lokkin ON!
Taget: Shiny ball!
Objektf: Pwn ball!
Psychic Kitty! I’d love to have one of those!
omfg!!!!!!!!! its jean reborn as… must buy McDonalds for cat. must give cat catnip. must punt little puppy… a cat!!!
I feelz controlled by da mastah kitteh,is dat good?
It’s on a string….