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AfriCat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Zekermeme on FIZICKS kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
Mission Impossible…
Sneaky dancings please?
da-da—-da-da–da-da
dadadummmmm
dadadummmmm
dadadummmmm
da-da
Oh hai I can joinz in?
Concatulations hooman
Butt wiggle shake shake
pounce..
YAY!
Pounce-pounce—-pa-pa-pounce-pounce!!!
wiggul wiggul
shimmeh shimmeh
shayke shayke
POWNSE!
*phew…anodder fizzical dants…must rest*
Kitteh am no Jaemz Bawnd.
Almost Invisible Kitteh.
Mah disguise let me show U it
kitteh ready 2 strike! u can sees teh bumwiggel eben in tihs stillshot.
invisible butt wiggle of doom not so invisible after all
Kitteh you may want to ask fer yer moneh back…
Eye Eye .. watchoo doin ober dere?
Mebbe I POWNCES and finds outs…
Pay noez attshun to teh Kat behind teh curtain!
The eye holes are a nice touch.
ai lub teh eye holeses too, butt ai’m berry kyooryus bowt them. hao did tehy get dere? did teh kitteh ackshully stay still wyle sum wun kut tehm owt?
i tink mebbe wuz fotoshopped
i tink maybe teh kitte eyez jus shinin throu flimzy fabrix
Is nawt eye holeses… luuk agin! No holeses in fabrik! Kitteh’s eyes ar juss glooing liek dey do wen dey turn on lazur eyes. Is juss flimzy fabrik liek quitchicken sed.
wow…dat’s kewl!
sowry gize…ai tink ai sees teh piksi……teh pickshi… teh bits ub nofittingzness ub a fotochop…
mebbe is jus bad rez? i haz a dynosawr dijital camra an it can be pixielee awl on its own…
Nope! Juss like wut zippycat sez, iz juss eyez glowin throo kertin! Amazin, no?
New legizlashon iz bein coinsydered, mandaytin awl draypeariez bee phlame prouf. Dere haz been buncheez of phires wherz it wuz figgered owt dat teh draypeariez wuz wear teh phire tarted. Teh onli lynk tween awl teh phires, iz a kitteh in teh howse. Philm at 11.
The Kitteh behind the curtain, has it out for you…
http://www.wannasmile.com
paay no attention to teh kitteh behin teh kurtin, i yan teh graate an powerful wizzrd of cheezburgers
Ah jus wantz to make wun thing purrfekly clearz; AH LUVS MARMY KITTEHS!!!!
Ai kin onlee majin how muches yu lieks teh 6toad marmyz!
Dokter, Dokter; Ai feel lyk a payr ob curtins…
Pull urself togeddrs!
Boom-tissssh!
*shaykes Ambercat bai teh paw*
Loves it!!!
ai cannt helps butt hang arownd.
*ahem* (best Robert Deniro impersonation…)
Are you talking to me?
Tankyu Handikat! Ai tort Ai mite has to wate awyl fore sumwun to do teh punchlyn fore me. Owr dubble-akt; let us show yu it!
Ow….dat hurt. Awlmost made me speooo coffeez outta me noze.
Mr. W–beeware you nots hab th3 hot dwinkz aroun dis site….secund debree burnz on yer skins an mucosa kin takes 7-10 dayz to heals and iz constnt remynder you gotted hurt indirekably frum ICHC…th3 funnees still be funnee but nao it do hurts when you smyle or sip or breev…
An joo no can has werker’s comp fur dat werk-relaited injooree. Cuz den joo has to tell yer boss dat joo wuz lukin at kittehs on werk time. An dat wud be verreh embarassin.
An teh Halpdeskmanajer is nawt verree halpful, akchully, wen yu trys to get a gnu screen or keebord cos yurs is stiky form snerting teh hawt beverijes ober tehm!
domo arrigato, mr. gatto!
do tehse drayps maek mai butt lukk fatt?
Well, yesh–but dat’s varry attraktiv on a kitteh.
Voyer kitteh iz wachin u showr
evvy moob yu maayk
evvy vow yu brayk
I be wachin yu.
evree caek u baek
evree drayn u snaek
evree yard u raek
evree braek u taek
evree tent u stayke
evree hand u shayke
Hijab kitteh is bein pro-purrly modest.
Ai noes haz binlawngtym sins ai poastid – ai iz onholiday n Eyeran. Iz gud akshullee, mennee frennlee peeps, fud gud f u laikes kbabs, wevver sunnee butt snowing 2dae n Tayran.
Fahseeskillz, ai haz dem.
F Ambahkitteh wonts 2 meatupp Frydae oar Satdee n Lonnon, plz 2 be sendink teh eemael. An brink teh TTT
Akchully, Ai will be aroun Lahndahn at teh weekend – SJ, yu up fore it too?
Eet wood bee gud two meat teh cheezpeeps – mai eemayladdy iz:
t o f j i m @ g m a i l dot c o m
member plz two ommitt spayzes.
Sea ewe Caturday!
oh noes! teh kitteh’s lasers r aboot to burn throo teh curtain! run fer ur life!
dats y dere iz awl teh phires…
Chewly, yu ses “aboot”, is yu Canadianish, perchance?
no, i’m frum Minnesota, which is close enuff i guess. i lubs me some hockey n teh Canadian announcers.
sooper kitteh has tha powr too see threw twansloosent certans.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
*Sings*
Cats in the Curtain wid da Pounce of doom…..
Bwaahahahahah! Oh, joo is teh funneh, Mr. Worf. Hairy Chapin fur teh win!
Curtins R blu on teh libbing room.
“When can Ai has burger, Dad?” “I don’t know when,
But we’ll get togebber tehn, kitteh
Yu knoe we’ll has a gud tym tehn.”
Happy Gnu Eerwurm!
I r behind a kurtiins, pullin faces with owt u knowings.
hiding…ur doin it rong
Iz behund da kurtin….
eever bein da Wizard uf Oz
OR
hidin frum mai own poizun.
gh-gh-gh—GHOST!!!
scooobydooobydooooo!!!
Ruh-roh!
mai danse of seven veils ai shows u
bad CIA ajeant
i iz it
I r hiding
U cant c…
Oh, waet…
Shtoopid Pyrate Catz wull neber sea meez.
“Uh, Bob, I’ll take wuts behine curtin nummer 1!”
This makes me want to cut holes in my shower curtain!
strong lazers i haz them!
Beholt teh immovabobble burkhah!
Not so grate, ashcully.
Somebody hit a perfect caption.
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Disapeering part of madjik show…
Need wurk.
i can has jihad?
Wow, this is funny.