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aim high, kitteh!
climez tillz youz reachez ur dreamez, liddle kitteh
yipeee!!! u gots lots of teh LoLs in u today! Mus hab speshul dans n sing! wat u lyks fur ur sellabrayshun??
yippee’s been a nite owl lately (keeping kitkay awake, 2), so it’s off to bed now, happy I got to talk wif y’all, an sillybraiting in my dreemz.!
eben if a liddle lofty
stick to your gulls, no madder how hi gey B
*dat’s ‘posted 2 B “no madder how hi DEY B!*
jus’ doan fall!
like awl dem leafs did….they be leaving all teh time inna fall…mayb tahts teh only way to git down from teh stoopy trii.
ouch…is not the fall is the welcoming ground is the prob
The gull of my dreams
*hed-desks*
you must have been a beautiful baby
you must have been a beautiful gull
upon an afternoon dreery,
kitteh ponders week an weery…
and the bird he ever ponders,
still is standing, still is standing.
Now the kat’s slave is nodding, knapping,
Yet teh ebony kat is ever planning, skeming–
he will give up “Nevermore”
oh and by the way: NEENER NEENER KITTEH WIENER!
Poe FTW!!!
Hehe, very funny.. Everybody needs a new years resolution..
Bird a la Tree
1. Climb tree
2. Ouch @#%$&*
3. Try again
4. Branch wobbles
5. Pounce
6. Nom nom nom
7. Wait… now how we get back down?
8. Wait for fire truck
9. Many snorgles awaiting at fire house
10.
11,12,13……..elebenty jillyon.
…lay around teh haus an get wated on for the rest of the year, like I deserve…..hey, did you accomplish all yer goals in 2 day—no? I didn’t fink so. Bring mii my gooshie fud! kthxby
Ornithology Cat needz binocularz.
Caution kitteh! Objucts in deh distunce mah be larjar den de appear!
o noes! wut if it r giant chikken dat think kitteh r fud?
noo yeer rezomolooshun: EAT MOAR CHIKN
a chiggen onnda ground iz better tehn a partrij inna pare tree!
Mmmmmm…. unreachable bird *rrrrrgrgrg*
An teh whirrled wil b betta fur dis…
Dat 1 kat, skornd an coverd wif fur…
Still strove, wif his last ounce of courage…
2 REECH teh UNREECHABLE BUUUUUURD!
Tank u, tank u, tank u.
Mai mudder tanks u, mai fadder tanks u,
Mai sister n ai tanks u.
Srysly!
I chorkled!
AND “Man of La Mancha” ref - FTW!!!1!
“klime ebbery birch tree, serch hie and low, follow ebbry tree bough, till…yoo…ffiiinndd…yore….fud!!!
“how do we solfs a problum lyke th3 birdee?” (liddle butt shimee)
“how do we get th3 birdee down to me?” (sucks in fur, makes flat motorcycle earz, skwints to appear small)
OK - ai bites!
AND “Sound ov Mewsik” ref p FTW!!!1!
harummpf…gibbin mii a partridje inna pare trii…ware i cannt reech it…i doan call taht troo lub!
Are partrije in a BARE tree. Pleez to gets rite in fyuture, kthxbai.
Kudos wunz again to teh fabulolso Burgerz! Hau DOO they do it? Tihs wunderful foto iz to remind us ov ar Noo Yeer’s resolooshuns, fur shur!!
But we hav alreddee started aut teh noo yeer wif an anaizing feet. We filleded up awl the comminz space awn “No Fite.” !!!
Happee second day ov teh yeer, evereebuddee. Ai’ve got to get bak to werk - takin mai NYRs seriouslee!!
I nose, I put up a very hartfelt commint on “No Fite”, but, it gots eatens. Hmmm. I hope not by dis Kitteh with his wondrous asprishuns.
My Resolooshun dis year is to be jus a lil moar motivated. I look at pikshur and think “If kitteh can have big goalz, so’s can I”
May dis Noo Yeers bring us all closer together as hoomans. I’m glad to have found ICHC comoonity.Tiz my go to place after wurk. I logs in, I laffs, forgets about daily trubles for a lil bit. *Raises kawfee to cheezfrends* Here’s to new friendz and good times. And Kittehs with invisible anythings, Ceiling Cat, the CCC, Da Rubba Glove ting (Still a n00b, i dunna unnerstand dis one yet), naut second, silly dances, the lolrus and his bukkit, goggies, even the scary Cthulol. Hehehe. Bottums up!
de bums are up
*glug glug glug*
WELCME MR. WHORF !
DA RUBBER GLOVE THNG = B4 UR HED SPLODES FRM DA CUTNESS, U PUTS DA RUBBER GLUB ON UR HED SO DA FINGZ IZ STICKIN UP LIKE DA TOP OF A ROOSTER HED (WHATZ DAT THNG DA ROOSTER HAS ? I 4GIT [SIGH])
*whispers* a comb. A rooster haz a comb.
thx janet- i iz 2 stoopy dis morin! BTW- WHAT MEANS CCC ?
Cute Crash Cart. It’s what they bring to you when your head explodes from the cuteness of the picture.
ManfredMom keepz it well stocked wif awl teh CHRG(wido)s, teh sawft blankees, the choklitz, teh ponee bandages -also mopz an bukkets an a small refir. . .refid. . ice box wif ice fur teh serious brayn problems. It waz Melissa hoo told us how best to treet teh reelee bad hedsplorts - wif teh ice.
In TeenietineeIngerland, tehy has teh TTT (Tiny Twee Trollee) taht duz the same thing. An Ambercat iz is charge ov serchnreskewcat. Tony James bringz the Tea Trollee.
Princess Mu iz in charge ov the Princess Mu Flower Meadow (where Kathleen iz the hed bee keeper) An teh HSRW iz the Hed Splort Recoveree Ward, whar teh serious cases ar taken. Beeg pikshur windows there luk out on the Meadow. An rite outside it iz teh lovelee outdoor cafe, whee yoo can has menee treets, including PARFAITS. (cafe PARFAITS ar alwaiz in capitol letters.)
An tehn there iz the sekret majik ov teh meadow. But ebbrewun alwayz crais wehn they know it - but iz a VERREE popular feechure, nevertehless.
iz teh besst fing abowt teh meddow, rly. *snif*
Please to beink carefulness though however. You doesn’t want to be mistooked for pengwin master criminable!
itz teh rong trowzerz, gromit, en deyz gon rong!
Ohhh I sees now…Like Howee Mandell used ta do before he got bald and deeling!
This could be one of Stend’s Demotivational Posters.
Incompetence:
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there’s no end to what you can’t do.
So Go Back To Bed”
http://www.despair.com/viewall.html
OMG!!! I want at least 2 ov eech! I’ll slip in2 teh orifices where i’v seen sed posters an replayce em wif THESE!
(For sum reeson, teh “Hope” wif buzzerts neerly made me pee mysef. I’d pin taht 1 to Emo Son’s ceiling overta bed.)
Thanx 4 sharing!
I uzuwally buyz ma fren teh Dilbert calendar but dis yur I buyz him dis one! Not speakz to himz yet …
the fuud r alweys deliciouser on teh other sidez! *le sigh*
the budz is alwais tastir on teh ober ide ob teh glass
oops burds
but if you drink a lot of bud, some of it always spills down teh owtside of teh glass. Inside, outside, tastes teh sayme.
Teh budz is also tastyer on teh other side of teh glas, if teh glas is part of teh greenhowz they is beink growed in.
};-D
Duz lolbird need helps gettin down owt tha twee?
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
iz teh eye of teh tyger, iz teh thrill ov teh faight…….
can u still hear tehm Clareeesss???
kittehs goal contradicts new years resolution to loose weight
montin evarast tree
i climbz it
This is definitely a poster they should put on the set of “The Office.”
Specifically for Angela. That would be amazing.
Impatient Kitteh
has a stratijy 4 going up
but wil onse again forgetz a plan 4 gettin down
(or: I can has chainsaw?)