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LULZ GET WIF DA TYMES CUZ DAT LYKE SOO BIGZ N LIK U CEN GET MOAR PORTAHBULLZ
Hands free? I got no hands to begin with!
Nooo! Shark should not drive with hands-free phone. Studies prove is less safe than drunk driving. And who wants a drunken shark?
Please do not do this.
(Logging out now. Got to study for my aerobics instructor certification.)
lol!
me thinks discuvery channul cameruh man wuz tastier than animul planut cameruh man
eye juss lubbs dese tayste tests, doanchoo?
hans free awll the wai !!!
hahahaha lmao!! this is hilarious!!!!!!!!! although I’m hoping they used some kinda machine to attach it.. otherwise I pity the guy that lost a few fingers
iz it shopped?
No; read the article. someone was photographing the shark and the shark tried to make off with the camera.
DJ Sharkee Shark getz redy to Mix It UP BOYEEEEZZ!!!!!1!
I lovs that album
mah new blue tooth… not a very good tooth
yeah… i likez my goldtooth betterz
Mai New Blootooth…It haz a flavur
KIN U HEER ME NAO?
No?
Well……
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
awll i heer iz bubblez….
whadda ya say ???
poot poot!
*bubble bubble*
oh, eets lil’ jawz with her new hiphop-video “kin u heer me nao?”
Mai New Blootooth…..It haz flavur
Sharkeh haz teh blootoof. Nowz hee kan kontakt sharkeh frenz
teh laywers assoshashion?
Har! Meet mai at-torney, Mr. Shark, frum teh firm of Dewey, Cheathem & Howe.
Reprezenin klik n klak, teh tappit bruddas
eye likes da chofyuur fur Klik adn Klak: Pikup Andropov
An Kusomer Kare Reppreezentatif, Heywood Jabuzzoff.
I fink dey shud hire mah gud frend Sal Monella as dere chef!
OMGosh, use few kood replacez teh entyre riterz assoshi…asholsheeay..groop
Don’t forget da makeup artist Bu Tugley
Personal Hygiene consultant from da tokyo office O Takeshowa
Working mother’s support group leader Erasmus B Dragon
Father-in-law: Royal Payne Diaz
Accomodations provided by The Horse You Rode Inn
I haz a Bukkitt!!!
No, wayte… Bukkitt nawt suppoazed
2 B dis krunchee
Mebbee iz summ feeng
elss? Shawrrk no cayrz. It’z getteeng
insyde himz belleh!
Lolrus payed lawtza
munneez 4 Shawrkk 2 fyndz t3h
Bukkitt. Shawrkk moovz awn
Jack.
isnt dat juzz lyke a shark….
tahkez yur monnies….
mahke a promiss to deliver…
onlee to eet up ebberfing yoo
tots yoo were gonna git an den sum…
sharky be all talkin on his blutoof but nobuddy noes it be a blutoof and think sharky crazy, be talkin to hisself. silly sharky, tell fishies you on fone!
it iz fewtile to rezist
ioh-oh – stanz corekted:
rezistans iz fewtile
A Borg shark??? Huuurrrhhhhh! Icky
assimilashun iz inebee-table.
yesh, wii assembull at ebbery tabull to assembull-ate.
(Cheezburgers, pref)
Needz moar blootoof…cuz I haz mainee teefs.
I tolz you not 2 b steelin mah soul kthxbai!!!11!
http://www.happylolday.com
Planet Earth cameraman, he had a flavor. Flavor in HD!
All da little fishees be lak, ya Bruce – go hed, rub it inz…you allus haz da new tekn…texno…tuch…toys…
BTW–I made a LOL for my loltula if you wantz to see it – I not tink I EBER make eben da vote pages
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?IcuteIfuz128432943921431250.jpg
If I no aloud to putz dat here – I be sorry cheezeburger gawds. Iz okay to?
Awwwww…Dat won shud maek it to teh boting page.
The picshur is bery gud and teh catshun iz bery sweet.
(iz it still a catshun fur a loltula?)
Profkrakatoa, u gots teh phunney.
i agree!!!! grate foto, an cap. I lyke dis won!
Poor tarantulol. C’mere, I gibs joo snorgles an smoos… Um, mebbe not.
tarantulol FTW!
5 cheezburgerz !!
Yes! Manee cheezburgerz and much phunnee winz! Poar liddle tareant…tearans…terran…loltula. He prolly deserbs snorgles tu, him liddle snorgly self!
Cute? check. Fuzzy? Check. Pointy ends? Way too mannny pointy ends, iffin you count all those sharp hares. So no snorgles, tru. Here. No can haz cheezburger, either? Okay. Have cricket.
Can has cricket wif cheez?
Why not? Is tasty and nootricious and has a flaver!
hao to wee getz this to the voting page???? ai LUVS this. Shud bee awn FRONT page. PURRfekt fur bonuslol.
Ai laik this bedder tahn almoast ene bonus we has had yet.
Oh – whattodo??whatodo?? an hao can we sav this fur ar selves – in case it reelee duzn’t maek it to teh voating pages.
HAY!!! CHEEZBURGERS!!1 OVER HEER! LUKKIT THIS WUN. WE NEEDZ IT. WE WANTZ IT. HALP!!!!
relax jch4k…tofu ana cheez be gawds naow. Tehy fixeded it.
U asked me bout teh ICHC dot com wurdz…www.loltula… http://www.floofy; http://www.pointyends http://www.kittehs…there iz no end in syte. It be gowin on foreber. Teh ICHC evun be efectin teh US conomy! Byin an sellin teh phunee ICHC dot com wurdz be biiiiggg biz! I gonna do MizHizzyFitz.com soon…Srsly!
Brrrr I be liben in Anchorage, Florida tonight. It be 22 digreez an fawlin fast. I get in bedz wif awl teh kitteh babys ana goggie an gets very warmz naow. Nite nite awl. I has sweet, fuzzy dreems. Gonna haz lotsa kitteh hayrs sticken to mai lips ina mornin. mmmmm deeeelishus!
gud fing U knot hab tatanchela hares stuckted to yore lipz! 0_0
Ahd give it cheezburgerz….it almos mahks meh want tah snorglez….buht nawt realleez
awww, kyoot fuzzee tarantulol, Ai will snorgle and schmoo wif U, c’mere, that’s gud, OW! WHOOPZ! awww, sawry… dint meen to sqoosh U! ai sawry, reely sawry….
hey prof, jus joking wif U, Ai lubs spyders, woodn ebber sqoosh wun, specially nawt wun so pwetty as dis wun! Wen dey getz in mai howze, Ai catches dem wif glass and slides paper under glass and take friendly arachnoid outdoors to be FREE.
Turtlol – I do teh same fing wif piders, an eberywon finks Iz stoopy. Before I letz tem go, I tells them dat tehy can lib, but tehy can’t lib in mah howse.
Romeow, U R Nawt stoopy! DO WANT Arachnoids around, for teh nomming of bad bugs ‘n stuf. DO NOT WANT tehy in howse. Nawt enuf to nom in howse for tehm.
Besides, Ai has 4 teenytiny turtlols that lib in howse. Tehy might nom nom teh piders! After awl, dat’s wut TEHY eets! (bugs ‘n stuf)
Ai knew it!!! Ai just knew it!! Ai doo taht too! spiders espeshullee. Ai also trai nawt to disturb their webz if pawsible. Sum tiems flies – if ai can shoo them out – ai doo it.
Howebber – a moskeetoe hoo iz biting mee – she goes too far.
Is bery kewt pikshur. Tarantulol?
bah da da bah da da bah da da da HULLO! WOT!? NO I’M AT PALM BEACH! AT PALM BEACH! JUST ALOTA PENSIONEERS WADING WIF DER FLIP FLOPS AHN! NO IS RUBBISH!! YER CRAKIN UP! YES YES OK I’LL SEE YOU LATAH! CHOW!
Trigger Happy TV FTW!
LOL u win
I haz blootoof. I tawks to mai claient. He wands kno, where is bukkit.
Rite awayz tey has to playz wit the Crissmiss presentz. Don cry if it getz broke.
One toof
Two toof
Red toof
Bloo toof.
Dr Seuss ref FTW! Lubbs diz buuk! Berry gud ref, Romeow!
docta suess toof!
momcat
HELLO?? HELLO!!! IT’S BRUCE…I’M UNDERWATER…I SAID I’M UNDERWATER!!!…HANDS FREE YEAH…IT’S TERRIFIC!!
LoL Madi. En sisya araama?
Don’t frikken laser me bro…
Kenny… What is the frequency?
i solvz da problemz wif telemarketing.
*burp*
Bleah… I hate Shushi
How does a shark go to the dentist?
Very, very carefully
I hope they clean that up!!!
Iz not bluetoof. Is hedgeer for bad overbyte.
yo, where yoo at dawg?
“nothing tastes as good as a Nikon!”
I hate to break it to the photogs…but their”lemon shark” is actually a tiger shark.
The square nose is a dead giveaway and they’ll eat ANYTHING!
The divers are lucky he didn’t take their hand along with the camera.
“Lemon Shark” indeed.
*rolls eyes*
Nawz. Beter snacz dan resipshun.
I saw this on youtube.