Comments on: your SHOOZ!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:06:28 +0000

fanks bery muches. nao pass teh kleenex bawks, pls

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:03:46 +0000

whew, fanks fur teh halp! wuz runnin owt of iddeers.
giggle-opposabul thums, get som (mai fav)

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:46:10 +0000

teanajer shuz….shudder!

By: handikat

handikat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:31:04 +0000

I now knows wai!

By: handikat

handikat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:24:47 +0000

Ai traied teh tap dansin wunce.

Felled in teh sinks…

By: handikat

handikat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:23:54 +0000

stend – u is teh rooler of teh lol!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:32:38 +0000

an Duffy, too. An DivaGeek.

*sings sawftlee an sadlee, in quavering voyce*

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here’s a hand, my trusty friend
And gie’s a hand o’ thine
We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:25:17 +0000

stend is OBLIGED to bring thsi bak. It iz hiz solumn doodee. Otterwize, becuz we hav so menee noo peeple, tehy will be wundering wai we alwaiz shawt SHOES!! an tehn gigglol liek crazy!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:43:05 +0000

Maek luvly floofy pyls ob “snow” wit teh toylet payper, espeshully if its teh last rool in teh haos
Nomnomnomnom awl to cheezburgers, pizzas, gushy fud, mowsies, an enneefink els Ai can fynd
Opposabul thums – get som!

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:45:57 +0000

oh stend …..luk ovver heer

*heddesk* tee hee……

doncha lov taht kittehz sprsshun??? teh wun eeyed sqwint, teh wun eer dwon, teh tung stikin oawt…….how puurfek an spresshun ob teh PLEH izzat?????.

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:43:00 +0000

no wun lovves to whoooo woooo moar dan Janet…….

she jest a whoooo woooo kinda gal….

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:41:55 +0000

hey mi mom useded to do dat fur usd……onli we waz too pur to affordz teh peppermint stikz….jest sukked direkly awn teh oranj………waz nice !!!

By: Inigo

Inigo — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:49:02 +0000

mi kittay also haz teh foot fetish. Wen I cuts mah toenails an finganails, she purr an lik an nibbel mah toes!! She also lubs earwaks.

By: Simpson

Simpson — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:01:36 +0000

quarantine

dese shooz needz it

By: 3rin

3rin — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:16:19 +0000

u noe how ur faec autuim…aitoo..er, maeks a bad face al bai itelelf, win u eets a lemin, prolly sumptin liek dat.

By: 3rin

3rin — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:14:46 +0000

i wishes sillyannz wud come back. hur was bery funny, an MassCara, and Gothkitteh hu wus heer fur little wilye. She wus bery gud riter too.

By: Summer

Summer — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:41:04 +0000

Mai boi kitteh haz foot fetish.l Srsly. He luvs to snorgle wif our bare feetz or sock feetz, rubz on dem, plaze wif dem, and lykes us to rub himz belleh wif dem. An’ he luvs to play wif our shooz and slippurs… we taykes dem off an’ he rubz awl ober dem and plaze wif dem, an’ sumtymes he trais to hump dem too. (Eben tho he beez “fixed” kitteh wif no harbls.)

When our feetz are tired an’ we taykes off shooz an’ socks, an’ he rubz on da bare feetz, it feels lyke extra-speshul foot massage cuz himz fur iz so silky an’ soft.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:28:56 +0000

When your owner is an embarrassin’ excuse for a hyumin, try No-Stank.

When them feets is pleh, make it go away

It’s No-Stank fo’ yo’ toez!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:23:01 +0000

Bing

By: D Marie

D Marie — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:32:04 +0000

If you get a peepermint stick with a hole through teh center, you can use it as a straw and drink teh hot choklit thru it. We useda do taht wit oranges – roll orange all around on counter to smush em up inside, cut hole in skin, stik in peepermint stik and drink fresh orange juice wit peppermint.

Was the early version of the juice box.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:57:21 +0000

Yes – but where is Teho?? He’s been gone a verree long tiem. An ai wish Gayla34 wud come bak. . .*sniff*

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:51:08 +0000

jelly donuts, buy moar in 2008
keep trying to be nice to goggie, eben when hyumans not lukin.
look for ways to be kind , ebben to trolls…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:49:23 +0000

Battlepanda – it wuz becuz yoo is brand noo. Word Press (or sumbuddee) allwayz has to check out the noo names befoar letting them pass.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:47:41 +0000

Ai’m heer an dansing fur momcat and battlepanda.

*Tippety tappety tip tap
tappety tippete tap tip
TAP TAP TAP TIPTUPTOP* Whhoooo Hooooo!!

An nao – the celbratoree hot choklit pleese. Nice ov yoo, two_kittehs. Thankz.

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:50:06 +0000

OMG!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:48:51 +0000

have frends over for speshul meels (where’d dat mouse go?)
increase bwain power by eatin moar fish and sleeeping moar
j…. hmm haf to think about that one…

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:23:28 +0000

dat beez weeird!
our postez sho da sam timz, butz urz cam up bout hour lader-
I don mindz
u wantz two share?
weiz can tapi danc togeder!

momcat

By: Mr. Worf

Mr. Worf — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:23:17 +0000

Dems is sum stinkee shuz. I agrees wif kitteh.

Happy Nude Rear, cheezfrends!!!!!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:22:50 +0000

Hai mai lolfren!!!

Merry new yeer!!!!!

By: leaf

leaf — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:20:46 +0000

Cheez Lou-weez…get the Febreeze!

a commershul moment…we gots em

By: leaf

leaf — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:18:00 +0000

ah yes stend, its 2008 after all, plz reintro this thread in…

nevermind

By: falco

falco — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:17:18 +0000

dat cat, he leenz ober laik tu faynt! LOL!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:06:57 +0000

stend. yur post deeshurvs a troffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

By: philene

philene — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:06:45 +0000

no! no! no!
u peeps haz it awl bakwords.
kittehs LUB steenkee shuz – spesilly teanajers’ – rrrrrrr
this pikchur show kitteh reacshun to de-odorized shuz.
poor babeh kitteh!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:05:49 +0000

I haz lots, also haz marshmalloze, here take sum

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:01:06 +0000

wif peppermint stick stirrrrrerrer? (I runded out- haz you sum?)

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:58:50 +0000

hunh? poof- tihs won jest appeered.

congratumacations, bp
did yur comment get held up in homeland security at teh airportz or sumfin?

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:58:22 +0000

Watch kitteh hork up toe jam … hork! hork! (“ewwwww”) … heh. Hai lissa

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:58:19 +0000

Battlepanda, yur post shode up l8r tahn gascat, butt yoo reelee deserb teh dans fur teh kwikness! Joyn in wif us 4 teh dans beelo.

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:56:59 +0000

Hey there, lolcatburglar! Oh, I been ’round, just not postin. Happy Mews Year!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:55:29 +0000

that were exhausting I ar stretching my paws to relax nowz and drinking
hot choclit
I haz maded sum more hot choclit if anyone else wantz it after the danz

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:55:00 +0000

Meno! Whare ya been?

Looks like lotsa peeps who been missin’ for a while be comin back today. Yay!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:53:52 +0000

STEND!!! A warning, if u plz!!! OMG datz berry phunneh, but...... had tu shuuu teh yungesht heeven out!! LOL!!! SHOES.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:53:44 +0000

exhaust pipes are only to be used for photo ops
find all the koneka/ floofy pink troll refs on ICHC to keep proper perspective
give thanx fur gooshi fuud…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:53:11 +0000

Mah boi kitteh likes to sniff mah shoes and on them. He specially likes mah clogs and will sometiems put his foot in one of them, like he be wearing it. Too funny.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:48:43 +0000

ah, but on ICHC you can has ambition fulfilled…
here, try these shoes on (not the ones in the pitcher, but blak shineeeeee ones, mebee?)

By: emyp

emyp — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:45:49 +0000

smellz liek gooda an gorginzowla too

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:44:54 +0000

AN DIS WIDDLE PEEGIE REEEAALLYYY NEEDZ A BAF!!!!

U shoes r full of pleh an lose!!

By: stend

stend — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:38:26 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0

By: buggin2go

buggin2go — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:37:22 +0000

See reverss bendy ear on the VOTE payje, 2nd pichur… titled “oh hai… why djoo wakez me???”