your SHOOZ!
Happy Noo Year!
And u makes a less-smelly, drama-free homez.
jeeeesh.
picture: Senja, lol caption: Senja
P.S.: Y don u cleans teh litterbox? eh?
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those shuz kneed baking suda
Battlepanda, yur post shode up l8r tahn gascat, butt yoo reelee deserb teh dans fur teh kwikness! Joyn in wif us 4 teh dans beelo.
hunh? poof- tihs won jest appeered.
congratumacations, bp
did yur comment get held up in homeland security at teh airportz or sumfin?
dat beez weeird!
our postez sho da sam timz, butz urz cam up bout hour lader-
I don mindz
u wantz two share?
weiz can tapi danc togeder!
momcat
Battlepanda - it wuz becuz yoo is brand noo. Word Press (or sumbuddee) allwayz has to check out the noo names befoar letting them pass.
deh stinki lik awld fishiz!
momcat
konkatulations gascat! Lets celubrate with a danz.
How bout a tap danz?
fank you two k!
I lubz da tap dans!
gascat usedta tap danc
tapiti
tapti
ober da log
ober da log
tapiti tapiti
fall down splat!
momcat
mai furst ambition in life, whan i wuz 5 years old was to be a tap dancer. alas, i nevar fulfilled mai ambition.
ah, but on ICHC you can has ambition fulfilled…
here, try these shoes on (not the ones in the pitcher, but blak shineeeeee ones, mebee?)
that were exhausting I ar stretching my paws to relax nowz and drinking
hot choclit
I haz maded sum more hot choclit if anyone else wantz it after the danz
wif peppermint stick stirrrrrerrer? (I runded out- haz you sum?)
I haz lots, also haz marshmalloze, here take sum
If you get a peepermint stick with a hole through teh center, you can use it as a straw and drink teh hot choklit thru it. We useda do taht wit oranges - roll orange all around on counter to smush em up inside, cut hole in skin, stik in peepermint stik and drink fresh orange juice wit peppermint.
Was the early version of the juice box.
hey mi mom useded to do dat fur usd……onli we waz too pur to affordz teh peppermint stikz….jest sukked direkly awn teh oranj………waz nice !!!
Ai’m heer an dansing fur momcat and battlepanda.
*Tippety tappety tip tap
tappety tippete tap tip
TAP TAP TAP TIPTUPTOP* Whhoooo Hooooo!!
An nao - the celbratoree hot choklit pleese. Nice ov yoo, two_kittehs. Thankz.
no wun lovves to whoooo woooo moar dan Janet…….
she jest a whoooo woooo kinda gal….
Ai traied teh tap dansin wunce.
Felled in teh sinks…
Foot fetish kitteh reconsiders.
ZOMG !!!
LOL !!! Dat be de phunnee !!!
Mah boi kitteh likes to sniff mah shoes and on them. He specially likes mah clogs and will sometiems put his foot in one of them, like he be wearing it. Too funny.
Mai boi kitteh haz foot fetish.l Srsly. He luvs to snorgle wif our bare feetz or sock feetz, rubz on dem, plaze wif dem, and lykes us to rub himz belleh wif dem. An’ he luvs to play wif our shooz and slippurs… we taykes dem off an’ he rubz awl ober dem and plaze wif dem, an’ sumtymes he trais to hump dem too. (Eben tho he beez “fixed” kitteh wif no harbls.)
When our feetz are tired an’ we taykes off shooz an’ socks, an’ he rubz on da bare feetz, it feels lyke extra-speshul foot massage cuz himz fur iz so silky an’ soft.
mi kittay also haz teh foot fetish. Wen I cuts mah toenails an finganails, she purr an lik an nibbel mah toes!! She also lubs earwaks.
the shmells- tehy hurtz me
toxic sock syndrome
Bing
oh stend …..luk ovver heer
*heddesk* tee hee……
doncha lov taht kittehz sprsshun??? teh wun eeyed sqwint, teh wun eer dwon, teh tung stikin oawt…….how puurfek an spresshun ob teh PLEH izzat?????.
stend - u is teh rooler of teh lol!
the effects of my drunkenness…let me show you it. In your shoes.
did someone say
SHOES ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0
STEND!!! A warning, if u plz!!! OMG datz berry phunneh, but…… had tu shuuu teh yungesht heeven out!!
LOL!!!
SHOES.
ah yes stend, its 2008 after all, plz reintro this thread in…
nevermind
OMG!
stend is OBLIGED to bring thsi bak. It iz hiz solumn doodee. Otterwize, becuz we hav so menee noo peeple, tehy will be wundering wai we alwaiz shawt SHOES!! an tehn gigglol liek crazy!
I now knows wai!
I no how kitteh feelz. Two boi roommatez has stinky feets.
I cna has oder eeters?
Ur shooz haz a flavor and it ar not gud
yoo mitez want to try sum fresh steps…
kthx
Yer pinkees es stinkees….cack.
Dis is whai kittehs dunt wear shooz!!!
You shoes. Dey stinks. Nex times try some sox.
Kitteh’s Nyoo Yeerz rezolushuns:
always be nice to hyumans who feedz mee
buree steenky shoes sumwares elze
cabinets and cars without carriers,are to be avoided…
danze wif teh nawt sekunds on ICHC…
exhaust pipes are only to be used for photo ops
find all the koneka/ floofy pink troll refs on ICHC to keep proper perspective
give thanx fur gooshi fuud…
have frends over for speshul meels (where’d dat mouse go?)
increase bwain power by eatin moar fish and sleeeping moar
j…. hmm haf to think about that one…
jelly donuts, buy moar in 2008
keep trying to be nice to goggie, eben when hyumans not lukin.
look for ways to be kind , ebben to trolls…
Maek luvly floofy pyls ob “snow” wit teh toylet payper, espeshully if its teh last rool in teh haos
Nomnomnomnom awl to cheezburgers, pizzas, gushy fud, mowsies, an enneefink els Ai can fynd
Opposabul thums - get som!
whew, fanks fur teh halp! wuz runnin owt of iddeers.
giggle-opposabul thums, get som (mai fav)
nazally offendud kitteh buyz u arm n hammar
aaww nig you gots da git zum of dem k-szswizzzsz. dey dope.
Yur feetz, they taste of limburger … not a gud taste, akshooly…. now CHEEZburger, I cud dig that! Jus doan maek teh cheez limburger ‘cos … well, we has been thru that, ’nuff said. kthxbai.
smellz liek gooda an gorginzowla too
Meno! Whare ya been?
Looks like lotsa peeps who been missin’ for a while be comin back today. Yay!
Hey there, lolcatburglar! Oh, I been ’round, just not postin. Happy Mews Year!
Yes - but where is Teho?? He’s been gone a verree long tiem. An ai wish Gayla34 wud come bak. . .*sniff*
i wishes sillyannz wud come back. hur was bery funny, an MassCara, and Gothkitteh hu wus heer fur little wilye. She wus bery gud riter too.
an Duffy, too. An DivaGeek.
*sings sawftlee an sadlee, in quavering voyce*
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here’s a hand, my trusty friend
And gie’s a hand o’ thine
We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne
fanks bery muches. nao pass teh kleenex bawks, pls
Best “PLEH!” pichur of 2008!!!! :^)
how kitteh make th3 bendy ear??
See reverss bendy ear on the VOTE payje, 2nd pichur… titled “oh hai… why djoo wakez me???”
u noe how ur faec autuim…aitoo..er, maeks a bad face al bai itelelf, win u eets a lemin, prolly sumptin liek dat.