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Happy Noo Year!

And u makes a less-smelly, drama-free homez.

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jeeeesh.

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P.S.: Y don u cleans teh litterbox? eh?

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  1. battlepanda says:

    those shuz kneed baking suda

    • woodchuck says:

      Battlepanda, yur post shode up l8r tahn gascat, butt yoo reelee deserb teh dans fur teh kwikness! Joyn in wif us 4 teh dans beelo.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      hunh? poof- tihs won jest appeered.

      congratumacations, bp
      did yur comment get held up in homeland security at teh airportz or sumfin?

    • gascat says:

      dat beez weeird!
      our postez sho da sam timz, butz urz cam up bout hour lader-
      I don mindz
      u wantz two share?
      weiz can tapi danc togeder!

      momcat

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Battlepanda – it wuz becuz yoo is brand noo. Word Press (or sumbuddee) allwayz has to check out the noo names befoar letting them pass.

  2. gascat says:

    deh stinki lik awld fishiz!

    momcat

    • two_kittehs says:

      konkatulations gascat! Lets celubrate with a danz.
      How bout a tap danz?

      • gascat says:

        fank you two k!
        I lubz da tap dans!
        gascat usedta tap danc

        tapiti
        tapti
        ober da log
        ober da log
        tapiti tapiti
        fall down splat!

        momcat

        • homescribe says:

          mai furst ambition in life, whan i wuz 5 years old was to be a tap dancer. alas, i nevar fulfilled mai ambition.

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            ah, but on ICHC you can has ambition fulfilled…
            here, try these shoes on (not the ones in the pitcher, but blak shineeeeee ones, mebee?)

        • two_kittehs says:

          that were exhausting I ar stretching my paws to relax nowz and drinking
          hot choclit
          I haz maded sum more hot choclit if anyone else wantz it after the danz

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            wif peppermint stick stirrrrrerrer? (I runded out- haz you sum?)

            • two_kittehs says:

              I haz lots, also haz marshmalloze, here take sum

            • D Marie says:

              If you get a peepermint stick with a hole through teh center, you can use it as a straw and drink teh hot choklit thru it. We useda do taht wit oranges – roll orange all around on counter to smush em up inside, cut hole in skin, stik in peepermint stik and drink fresh orange juice wit peppermint.

              Was the early version of the juice box.

            • salleh says:

              hey mi mom useded to do dat fur usd……onli we waz too pur to affordz teh peppermint stikz….jest sukked direkly awn teh oranj………waz nice !!!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Ai’m heer an dansing fur momcat and battlepanda.

            *Tippety tappety tip tap
            tappety tippete tap tip
            TAP TAP TAP TIPTUPTOP* Whhoooo Hooooo!!

            An nao – the celbratoree hot choklit pleese. Nice ov yoo, two_kittehs. Thankz.

  3. Foot fetish kitteh reconsiders.

    • LBeeeze says:

      ZOMG !!!

      LOL !!! Dat be de phunnee !!!

      • Mah boi kitteh likes to sniff mah shoes and on them. He specially likes mah clogs and will sometiems put his foot in one of them, like he be wearing it. Too funny.

        • Summer says:

          Mai boi kitteh haz foot fetish.l Srsly. He luvs to snorgle wif our bare feetz or sock feetz, rubz on dem, plaze wif dem, and lykes us to rub himz belleh wif dem. An’ he luvs to play wif our shooz and slippurs… we taykes dem off an’ he rubz awl ober dem and plaze wif dem, an’ sumtymes he trais to hump dem too. (Eben tho he beez “fixed” kitteh wif no harbls.)

          When our feetz are tired an’ we taykes off shooz an’ socks, an’ he rubz on da bare feetz, it feels lyke extra-speshul foot massage cuz himz fur iz so silky an’ soft.

          • Inigo says:

            mi kittay also haz teh foot fetish. Wen I cuts mah toenails an finganails, she purr an lik an nibbel mah toes!! She also lubs earwaks.

  4. mary O'Spockn says:

    the shmells- tehy hurtz me

  5. Froyd says:

    the effects of my drunkenness…let me show you it. In your shoes.

  6. Michelle says:

    I no how kitteh feelz. Two boi roommatez has stinky feets.

  7. Diddness whiskers says:

    I cna has oder eeters?

  8. two_kittehs says:

    Ur shooz haz a flavor and it ar not gud

  9. LBeeeze says:

    yoo mitez want to try sum fresh steps…

    kthx

  10. Missy says:

    Yer pinkees es stinkees….cack.

  11. Kermette (IRL) says:

    Dis is whai kittehs dunt wear shooz!!!

  12. Davehasnokitteh says:

    You shoes. Dey stinks. Nex times try some sox.

  13. mary O'Spockn says:

    Kitteh’s Nyoo Yeerz rezolushuns:

    always be nice to hyumans who feedz mee
    buree steenky shoes sumwares elze
    cabinets and cars without carriers,are to be avoided…
    danze wif teh nawt sekunds on ICHC…

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      exhaust pipes are only to be used for photo ops
      find all the koneka/ floofy pink troll refs on ICHC to keep proper perspective
      give thanx fur gooshi fuud…

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        have frends over for speshul meels (where’d dat mouse go?)
        increase bwain power by eatin moar fish and sleeeping moar
        j…. hmm haf to think about that one…

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          jelly donuts, buy moar in 2008
          keep trying to be nice to goggie, eben when hyumans not lukin.
          look for ways to be kind , ebben to trolls…

          • Ambercat says:

            Maek luvly floofy pyls ob “snow” wit teh toylet payper, espeshully if its teh last rool in teh haos
            Nomnomnomnom awl to cheezburgers, pizzas, gushy fud, mowsies, an enneefink els Ai can fynd
            Opposabul thums – get som!

  14. emyp says:

    nazally offendud kitteh buyz u arm n hammar

  15. McGlovin says:

    aaww nig you gots da git zum of dem k-szswizzzsz. dey dope.

  16. Menopaws says:

    Yur feetz, they taste of limburger … not a gud taste, akshooly…. now CHEEZburger, I cud dig that! Jus doan maek teh cheez limburger ‘cos … well, we has been thru that, ’nuff said. kthxbai.

    • emyp says:

      smellz liek gooda an gorginzowla too

    • Meno! Whare ya been?

      Looks like lotsa peeps who been missin’ for a while be comin back today. Yay!

      • Menopaws says:

        Hey there, lolcatburglar! Oh, I been ’round, just not postin. Happy Mews Year!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Yes – but where is Teho?? He’s been gone a verree long tiem. An ai wish Gayla34 wud come bak. . .*sniff*

        • 3rin says:

          i wishes sillyannz wud come back. hur was bery funny, an MassCara, and Gothkitteh hu wus heer fur little wilye. She wus bery gud riter too.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            an Duffy, too. An DivaGeek.

            *sings sawftlee an sadlee, in quavering voyce*

            Should auld acquaintance be forgot
            and never brought to mind?
            Should auld acquaintance be forgot
            and days of auld lang syne?
            For auld lang syne, my dear,
            for auld lang syne,
            we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
            for auld lang syne.

            Should auld acquaintance be forgot
            and never brought to mind?
            Should auld acquaintance be forgot
            and days of auld lang syne?
            And here’s a hand, my trusty friend
            And gie’s a hand o’ thine
            We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet
            For auld lang syne

  17. buggin2go says:

    Best “PLEH!” pichur of 2008!!!! :^)

  18. kittehluv says:

    dey haz a flavor… an it stinks!!!

  19. Skwrl says:

    Tha smels so bad I cans tayst it!
    http://www.lolsquirrel.com

  20. Melissa says:

    AN DIS WIDDLE PEEGIE REEEAALLYYY NEEDZ A BAF!!!!

    U shoes r full of pleh an lose!!

  21. philene says:

    no! no! no!
    u peeps haz it awl bakwords.
    kittehs LUB steenkee shuz – spesilly teanajers’ – rrrrrrr
    this pikchur show kitteh reacshun to de-odorized shuz.
    poor babeh kitteh!

  22. jmuhj says:

    stend. yur post deeshurvs a troffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  23. falco says:

    dat cat, he leenz ober laik tu faynt! LOL!

  24. leaf says:

    Cheez Lou-weez…get the Febreeze!

    a commershul moment…we gots em

  25. Mr. Worf says:

    Dems is sum stinkee shuz. I agrees wif kitteh.

    Happy Nude Rear, cheezfrends!!!!!

  26. D.R. says:

    When your owner is an embarrassin’ excuse for a hyumin, try No-Stank.

    When them feets is pleh, make it go away

    It’s No-Stank fo’ yo’ toez!

  27. Simpson says:

    quarantine

    dese shooz needz it



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