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just rubs
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just rubs
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
aww he’s training da leet just rite
Whirled peas to all.
Furs danse of yeer furr furss nawt sekund!!
Ur plezshur, show uz it!
Sumding folkly 2 goe wid teh whirld peas?
I cnt tink of ennyting whirlier dan a polka, can u?
How abowt a Sufi danse? Dat iz danse dat whirling dervishes du 4 peas, so iz very fitting.
rubbing a cat vigorously?
How abowt a Sufi danse? Is danse that whirling Dervishes danse 4 peas, so iz very fitting.
An while we’re at it can we invyte Big Dan, Nick and Jasper hooz awl owt in Helmand ryte naow? I knowz they’d be rite up der smurglin da lil fluffbawl ifn dey cud.
*polka polka polka*
Ebriwun is invited if joo want. It’s ur danse : )
Whirling Sufi Polka fur peas! R multi-kuchuralness, let us show u it.
Oooooooooh, dats fun! Fanks gize
oh, dis iz berry lubly danse! an for a fyn kawz, tuu! ai joinz in!!
*twerl, wherl, wherl*
*step, step, hop*
maybe teh animulz can teech us:
www2.gol.com/users/quakers/Hicks_Peaceable_Kingdom.htm
an mebbe dis wun Cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sjSHazjrWg
Oh fankoo moe, fur taht wunnerful moosickally weigh tu start teh Noo Yeer off tu a grand steppin start. I lissened tu teh Cat and am not skeered tu tell you taht I nao has teh teers streeming daun mah faice.
And fankoo tu yu, Cazz, foar starting us off with a whirled peas thot in our collective noggins. Waht a fien weigh tu begin a new tern rownd with tihs whirled of ours. Mai we awl “tern and tern till we come rownd rite.”
And fankoo moastest of awl tu all teh Cheezfrens who is awl so lubberly and kind and playingful and dantsingful and awl. Tehere aren’t teh wurds.
Whirlin Sufi Pokka fur Peas. Dat da best. I start whirlihn now. Put da peas in da big wooden tub an we dancez on dem like gripes for whine. Eberbody clim in. Dis wurk great for I Lub Lucy show.
Hai Lucy!
I jump in wif U! Iffs gwapes can turn into wine, shirley we can smash deese pees into peese.
*stomp stomp twirl swirl whirl*
*stomp stomp twirl swirl whirl*
*stomp stomp twirl swirl whirl*
*stomp stomp twirl swirl whirl*
Wooooo HOOOOO and I raise U a w00t w00t
fur whirled peas in 200ate!
Nuff peepls wants it, we haz …
T’anks, nice hooman and endangered kitteh…
Hooray fur Cazz!!! Our verree furst nawt second ov 2008 - an it’s a wish fur whirled peas. Hao purrfeckt is taht!!!
Fur Cazz and whirled peas - ai’m. . .
*whirling, twirling, step step hopping* awl at teh same teim - sorta. Woooo HOOOOO!!
WOW!! Kat H. is rite! U r teh Furst ub 2008!! How cool is dat! AND u sed teh bess ting ever. So much better dan holluring “Furst!”
Whirled Peas to all. Indeed, mah cheezburger frend.
Burled Holiday Cabbage to all.
*is dansin for whirled peas*
An mush luv an blessins to cheezfrenz an all teihr famblies an frenz!
*step-hop twirrly-whirrly*
*step-hop twirrly-whirrly*
*step-hop twirrly-whirrly*
*step-hop twirrly-whirrly*
Wooooooo-hoooooooooo!
whirlin for whirled peas here too
Kernel Kitteh, reeporting for dutee. Commense rubz, now.
accompaneed by sargent snorglez….
yes sir !!!
I love this picture. The soldier is brave and strong. Kitteh lives in a civil war, when animals are often on low-end of totem pole. Soldier is warrior, serving his country in far-away war zone. Kitteh is looking to adopt someone; both kitteh and soldier exchange a little warm and fuzzy; good for both of them. Good for all of us. Hoping both in picture are still doing well.
Happy New Year to All; Peace to the World.
WIN!
we’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet
An ears a paw, mah troostee fren,
An gees a paw o thine!
(looks rite, den left)
ok the coast is clear…put yer rifle down and gives me a snorgle!
Boi wantz to go home to hiz kittehs, not fite stoopy war for oyl and munyeez.
Amenz!!
Duble amenz wit cherrees on top … Happee Noo Yearz everywon! Peas an gud tings, I wishes fur u.
Hai Menopaws, an Happee Noo Yearz to yoo, too. Ai just went to yur blog - ummmm it’z a liddle MT. Ai’m afriad taht wud bee teh fate ov mine, too, if ai had wun!
cudnt ob sed it beddur.
Big ups to the funny loving soliders who might get to read these…. u gys and gurls is are does relz goodz jobberz. Snorgle Broughgadez ehn-root to provs snorgling.
Eff de whirled be runned bai de kittehs dere bee no wars, just hedbuttz n snorgles.
The mowsies and fishies wud liek to noe if u r shur abowt that…
adn teh birdeees…
ai laik de kittehs en all, but mai kittehs fite ober deh bed en deh cowch all deh time. nawt shur ai want dem in domayn ober de whirrled en de oyl en whut nawt.
tuff ishoos. buht lub deh pitcher.
Ai be dansen de dervish-polka awl ober de playse.
Hmmmm….maybe. But I’ve had lots of kittehs that I KNOW would easily push THE button to destroy the world just to get rid of another kitteh, or a dog, or even human who’s giving angry kitteh a bath. Thank God kittehs don’t have access to other weapons beside their pointy ends!
*sings sofflee, an holdz owt hans 4 Cheezfrenz 2 take*
Let tehre b peas on Erff
an lettit begin wif Kitteh,
Let tehre b peas on Erff
Teh peas taht wuz ment 2 b…
purrrfect jenniffuurr!
momcat
*takes Jennifffuurr’s hand*
tu taik eech moment
an lib eech moment
in peas eturnillee-ee
Let tehre b peas on Erff
an lettit begin wif Kitteh,
Let tehre b peas on Erff
Teh peas taht wuz ment 2 b…
Wit kittehs as our masters,
brothers awl r we,
Let me walk wit mai brother,
in purrfect harmonee.
Let peas begin wit me,
let tihs be teh meowment now.
Wit evry step I take,
let tihs be my solem vow,
tu taik eech moment
an lib eech moment
in peas eturnillee-ee
Let tehre b peas on Erff
an lettit begin wif Kitteh
*takes Jennifffuur’s and Miss Dawn’s hands, closes eyes, and merembers 2nd grade music teacher with muches fondness*
Fanx…I cudden memmer teh otha wurdz. Gess 2nd graed was 2 far ago 4 my memberye!
Ooh, yur hans r warm! Is snowin an blowin here by Indianarplis…gud day 2 b an indoor cat!
*joynes D Marie - taeks hand an Miss Dawn’s hand - thinkz ov nice sawng ai didnt know befoar!
If ennee wun wants to joyn us, we nao luk laik this:
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jennifffuur
. . . . . . . . . . . . . D Marie. . . . . . . Miss Dawn
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JCH4K
………………………salleh
Nao liek this.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jennifffuur
. . . . . . . . . . . . . D Marie. . . . . . . Miss Dawn
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Salleh . . . . JCH4K
…………An Cassidy (a lidl laet as usual)
“
rub my fur
fight no moor
Yesh, if awl hoomans wud pet an snorgle kittehs, dey wud be tu content an comfy tu start wars.
Alert. Alert. Cute kitteh found. Request detour to pet food store.
ai wuns reededdat teh anshint greecks wud stawp war fer teh olimpicks. mebbe iffn we shud stawp war tu skritch teh kittehz. we can haz globle snorgling?
Globel Snorgling FTW!
whut a gud idear!
we canz haz “snorgle yur kitteh day?!
eberbudi stop eberfing- grab kitteh n snorgle!
u no gotz kitteh? go to petco/petsmart snoggle homeless kittehs!
u ‘lergic? snoggle goggie, snakie ur whatever!
be lik a schmoo!
momcat
Serious idea intrusion alert! If you are allergic to pets, but want to give a homeless pet a home, consider sponsoring someone else to get a pet. Many people cannot afford the up front cost to rescue a pet, but can afford the day to day costs. Then, maybe the new kitteh parent can email you pictures and updates. Just a thought, in honor of the joy Esme has brought me in the last 6 weeks.
Awsum.
agreed - dat OARSUM ideer!
This young man looks at the kitten with such a warmth in his heart, the kitten obviously is the symbol of what is good and beautiful in his life. Gives him a little love to carry him through his army duties in a far away land from his own family. My prayers fo with him for a safe return to his home.
Sorry for no ‘lolspeak’. Squidge
An notice that the kitteh has the same expression. Cosmic harmony, let us show u it.
Squidge, I am SO right behind you on this one. I remember when I first saw this-there’s the tenderness of the young man giving love to the creature…and then wondering-are they both okay right now?
May the Gods of war grow very tired of all this. Soon.
Paula
all we are saying is give peace a chance…
Ev’rybody’s talkin’ ’bout
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism
(he wuz no beetill. he wuz a kitteh)