Comments on: car run on meow-diesel

By: Big Red

Big Red — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:50:11 +0000

Is he gone yet?

By: Kitteh

Kitteh — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:35:08 +0000

Hi… I’m new to the cheese burger website. Can I please get a cheese burger? Ha Ha!
Erm…

HAI!!! I has a noo 2 teh cheezburger. Can ay plz has a cheezburger? lol.

By: laughoutloud

laughoutloud — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:42:57 +0000

costs 2 chzbrgrs a gallon.

By: dog

dog — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:02:26 +0000

vtec just kicked in yo!

By: Nyte

Nyte — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:33:47 +0000

Listen to that engine purrrrrrr!

By: Rosa&Ma

Rosa&Ma — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 05:01:50 +0000

Forget horsepower!! ...and cruise control becomes "Pussy Control"

By: Rosa&Ma

Rosa&Ma — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:57:55 +0000

Forget horsepower…

…and cruise control becomes “Pussy Control”

By: charlie74656

charlie74656 — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:49:56 +0000

Lol, numberz iz no sekrit, iz trekkie *g* an speshul ov voygerz.

Yuz, Baggmuss haz huuuuuge white floofy belly and iddle white wobbly chinny-chin and … um, *blushes*. He ‘dopted me an my ex- 13 yrz ago, whan he wuz 3 or so, but last 8 yrz bin just hims ‘n me. I trize nawt to fink abawt bein wivawt himz – ebery day iz bonus. ‘N ebery day lolcats reminds me of kitteh kyootness and awl yoor comments ov how much ai lubs him. Iz so nice so mannies nice peeps all lubbing teh kittehs! So sorry for yr Florian, but 20 yrs is verry gud ages!

By: Cat Feral

Cat Feral — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:28:19 +0000

This is freakin’ADORABLE!

By: MIKE

MIKE — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:43:58 +0000

Iz make more horzepwr with cat Back eXhaust

By: Madeline

Madeline — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:45:41 +0000

I woulds by taht car…

By: Mr. Worf

Mr. Worf — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:27:57 +0000

what get you tang tungled? bad joke? heheh

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:08:01 +0000

charlie74656 – ai am verree curious about teh numberz in yur nayme – it awlmoast luks liek yoo were in prizon wif Jean Valjean!

Oh, ai so hoep Baggy continuez to respond well to the leben pillz a day. Mai tuxy Florian died 2 1/2 yearz ago at aj 20. He was borned in mai bed next to mai leg – ai wuz toadallee bonded wif him. Ai still cannawt speek ov himz wiffout getting the throte lump. He had the moast bootiful white belleh -and pinkee pinkee toepadz and nosey. Sigh.

Pleeze gif Baggy an extra schmoo frum mee fur Florian.

By: charlie74656

charlie74656 — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:50:39 +0000

Baggy (Baggypuss, Baggymus, Baggyness-puss-mog) is short for Bagheera, cuz eben tho is black ‘n white (tuxy kitteh) is moves like black panterz. Iz naow 16 (at least) an haz DCM so iz rattlin’kitteh wiv all teh medicayshun – leben pillz ebery day – but hiz hartz is wurkins much bedders naow.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:56:48 +0000

Oh greasycat – ai so wantz to see yur 80′s big hair. Wun ov mai Cuzin C’s ex wifes still has beeg hair – but tehy liv in Tennessee. Purrhaps beeg hare is still beeg in Tennessee?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:54:45 +0000

Ai reelee liek taht danse, salleh! Yoo doo it verree well indeed.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:29:13 +0000

OOooooo – so maybee Koneko wazn’t so rong afterawl?????

Baggypuss is yur kitteh’s nayme? Taht’s reel kyoot! Waht kind ov kitteh iz she/he??

By: charlie74656

charlie74656 — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:17:43 +0000

I had kitteh under teh clutch pedal once – nawt mai kitteh, friendz kitteh nad we wuz in universty. Seez red light ahead, grabs tail and pullz! Cat comz owt, clutch goes in, car stopz. Iz nawt lizard, tail nawt come off!

Naw mai Baggypuss rides on front seatz, wearz harness and is tied to seat beltz. No canz get under pedalz! Sleepz anywayz.

By: danielb

danielb — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:19:37 +0000

i take it that cat is okay? that doesn’t look safe at all.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:12:11 +0000

deer salleh, won day he’ll “come back” to you. Fanks fur sharing.
Love and hugs, Mary

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:51:32 +0000

Yesh he duz, nao dat joo menshuns it! Geddy’s voice– is very grate akchooally.

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:49:39 +0000

I lurves dat sawng! I wuz yung wen it camed owt an I did not unnerstan teh sekshooal innu… inyoo… dubble meening.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:27:10 +0000

I thot i wuz dewin gud getin noo haibrid, but nao…

By: meowzer

meowzer — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:55:12 +0000

qwik start deh car lolz

By: lokky H

lokky H — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:52:51 +0000

kitteh kannon preps for launch

i can has pilots licenses?

By: lokky H

lokky H — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:58:00 +0000

kitteh preparin for da “kat kannon”.

i can has pilots license?

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:36:57 +0000

*heddesk*

by teh wai. Ambercat, u feelin bedder naow ?????

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:29:44 +0000

dat’z it !!!!dat’z it !!!!MG B TD !!! ai had forgotted about dat…… did ur fambly wun hav teh running bords ?????? an ur also right abot teh “back seat” nawt reely a bak seet…..pur Katy an Jonny wood be sittin bak der wiff der liddle skinny knees up round der eerz !!!! dey musta been ….leessee Steve waz 16 makin me 12 and Katy an Jonny ….about 9……

Katy an Jonny wer teh same age…..waz to teh cyute….wen dey waz 6 oar 7 oar so…..it wood be tyme to leeve der house…an Kay an Jonny wood stand ina middle of the foyeah, wiff der liddle skinni armz wrappeded arond eech odder …sayin ……

“we kant be pulleded apart because wer gllllluuuued togedder….” an teh groweded up peeplul wooo laff an laff…..

ah gud mmemmoriz, ai hav dem…..

By: 180sx

180sx — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:55:46 +0000

How cute! A kitty in a coffee can exhaust.

By: 3rin

3rin — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:28:32 +0000

oops, posed to be up der under Ambercat’s post

By: 3rin

3rin — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:27:39 +0000

da kar gows poot poot pootin along

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:20:27 +0000

dat sadz salleh-

maybez u cud writez himz coded messag n say “watch da ICHC” n den u cud writ himz hear!
I wud HATZ it ifnz I cudnt tawlk to da gascat- sumtimz himz da onli wun whooz undastandz meiz……..

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:14:43 +0000

naw-
dat souns lik purrrfectly reason able behaburs to meez!
me n mai liddli bruddder usta sit on dat “bak seat”- waz sos kool n phun n stickery (waz ackshouly plac were tanneau cover went (wenz da las timz u say “tanneau?!!) mad frum stickery black fuzzi matterial.
mai parentz usta du pointz to pointz in dat car- itz hadz medal on it! tawlked bout racnin it on da “awld I5, down bai da riber!” (guezz catlikness iz inhertited!).
lukn itz up- itz a MG-B TD….n mai parentcatz still haz it in purrrfect condition n in da orginal MB red!
moar usless fings I naow bout da MG
da litz mad by “Lucas” whoz logo waz “princ ub lit- butz deh waz not berry reliable sos deh call himz “Lucas- prince ub darkness!’da doorz r called “widdo makerz” becaus deh openz bacwardz n ifnz car rollz forward uz getz clobbered!
car haz hol in da front fur crankin (lik model t) ifnz u cantz getz itz started…..
I lubz dat car ( n I naow wai two muches bout ingerlish carz!)

momcat

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:01:57 +0000

Has had CATalitik converter fitted!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:48:56 +0000

Is taht a kit car?

By: adam

adam — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:43:34 +0000

Oh! And every twenty minutes, a kitten comes out! http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/09/07

By: Vayate

Vayate — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:25:27 +0000

Dear ricer,
If your muffler is big enough for a cat to fit in, you fail miserably.
Sincerely,
Vayate

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:21:51 +0000

hey momcat….iz mi sunz birffdai…….ai wrotted hiz odder mudder to letz her noes ai waz finkin about himz……wishes ai cood jest write himz a happitail birffdai note …

maybee sumday… oops, stoopy me ai cormfuseded u wiff 3 heathens mi mistakeies…but ud undderstand…u has a nice boi ov ur own…..

did ai heer u say taht teh engine iz in ????????

WHOOOOO HOOOOO !!!!!!!

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:15:09 +0000

ai waz watchin dat videeo….an thot…..

*lifties up mi chin an luks supreeor*

*short slllide to teh rite, short slllide to teh rite*
*showlder shrug, fase to teh rite ovver teh showlder, shrug agin*

*short slliide to teh leff, short sllidde to teh leff*
*showlder shrug, fase to teh leffovver teh showlder, shrug agin*

datz awl ai gotz so far….

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:02:40 +0000

ai supposses…taht behavvor lik taht MITE jest MITE splane whi ai waz alluz brakeing my bonez……ya fink????

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:58:47 +0000

heer we goes agin momcat, wen ai waz a teeyager….mi favvorite cusin Stevie hadda

…..wate for it…..

1952 MG……red…..wiff teh runnin bords….an the windscreem taht swivveleded awn a …a…a pivvot ! (almostest forgotted teh werd pivvot fer a secund der….)

me n’Steve n’mi sistah Katy n’cusin Jon (Katy an Jonny were 2 ov teh scrawniestest liddle kidz u evver seed…dey BOFF fitted ina bak seet (hee hee bak seet….yah rite ) ov dat car…..an we wood go “nook huntin” whiches iz to say….lukin fur streetz dat dint hav streetlitez……(az ai gotz older…..ai began to suspekz Steve ov nefareeus reesunz fur wantin to noes wher teh srteetz wiffout litez wer…..heh heh)

an sumtymes…..ai wood stand wiff wun footes oawtside awn teh runnin bord and wun inside teh car an Steve wood slowz it down an ai wood jump oawt…..den he’d go round teh blok an ai wood run longside teh car an jump bak in……

oh we waz teh wile chilez no doubt…….havven’t thot ov taht fur YEERS!!!!!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:45:47 +0000

but…..wherez teh cow bell? Wii needz moar cow bell!!!

Stend!! Go get teh cow bell!!!

By: greasycat

greasycat — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:42:11 +0000

Mai 80′s BIG hair–let me show u it.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:57:31 +0000

i’m gigloling at JCH4K using the tamborine to involve Stend in the dance.
Nice touch! Ebberyone gets a part!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:24:48 +0000

Mr. Worf (lolz) ai. . .ai (lolz) hav nebber (lolz). . .ai can’t speek . .maybee latur. . .lolz!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:06:05 +0000

Das haow it wurks at deez kindza partees, JCH4K – we allz standz arownd an huggs teh wallz ’til sumwun getz us started!!

*hippeh-lyke dansin in teh shiftin lite*

*wavvin arms in ayr*
*wiggle wiggle wiggle lyke dat jello commershul*

*whips hanz lef an rite in tyme with mewsik*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:04:34 +0000

An Happy New Year to yoo, Noel!! Oh!! Ai’ve been carreying this around wif mee.

It’s New Year’s Day. It was Ben Franklin who said, “Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.”
Frum Garrison Keillor’s “Writer’s Almanac:

Sounded bedder than mai resolushuns!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:59:33 +0000

Ok – butt – nobuddiez dansing. Just standing around talking!!!

ai think we shud go wif stend’s choice. We can has sum ineresting liting – maybee just lites shifting slolee in tiem wif the music in colors – blu to green to ppurple – an so awn. Tehn we will awl quiklee an expertlee put awn the ayeliner, grab ar tamboureens -

an free danse! Liek in Electric Circus in Noo York.

*danse danse danse* *bonk stend on hed wif tamboureen* *danse danse danse* woo hoo

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:48:02 +0000

Stend! Nyse mewsic choyse! ai lubbs dat sawng!

We used tu fink wii were SOOOOO kewl, dribbin’rown in oar carz, wit dis sawng blastin awn teh radideo!

Fanks – ai habbint thawt ob dat sawng in lawwwwng tyme!

*whips hand to lef and rite to mewsic*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:42:02 +0000

D Marie – dint’yoo just hav the link bak to Koneko a few pikshurs ago? Cuz ai just went bak to reed it nawt long ago. It waz rellee sumthing. She just wen t on and on and on and on . . .an on and on and on.

And calling stend a troll – over and over. And the funnee part wuz – stend wuzn’t even there!!! He had gone off menee commintz previouslee – an awnlee came bak latur. An ai don’t even know wai she chose to pick awn stend. He didn’t say enething particularlee. . .provoking.

Oh – it wuz cats in carrierz in cars – an hao thousandz ov peepl ar killed everee yeer bai catz getting under teh pedalz.