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Happy Noo Year!
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there’s a tiger in my tank !!!
u watchz out! Dino beez heer ani minute naow! followedz bi da beeg red pegasus!
momcat
doan fergit the man wif teh star
Quick, out of the car!
o, i gets it. like:
jeebus crise, der’s kitteh in da car, get owt~
just we memmembers an duzzint go in da kichen. we has sawded hao awl hell braked lus in dares!
oops. haha. meened 2 said: awl h3ll…
iz ohkeh IBK. ah doubt that verii miny ayes has bin tew ofended : )
Mai ayes are just fine!
Red car with cute bebbeh kitteh do want.
nawt eben a “liddle red corvette?”
momcat
oddz- waiz jus listen two dat song!
oops- sry- read dat as do NAWT wantz!
brane wentz fizz fur minute wenz sawz new post……
momcat
How cud anyone not want the purty bebbeh with the plush pawzies and cute liddel face?
I needs CCC, fur teh cyootness emergencee
HOLY MOLEY!!!!!!!!! Itz a kyoot kat in teh car!
Go back in teh house and think of possums until the CCC arrives.
dun’t wurry gascat it are OK,
Happeh new year 2 uz and ur kittehs
i prefur red barchetta
geddy sownds like a kitty sumtimez
mai fambli haz red MG-B, (1957)
souns lik kitteh wif bad coff!
(kool car doh-)
momcat
heer we goes agin momcat, wen ai waz a teeyager….mi favvorite cusin Stevie hadda
…..wate for it…..
1952 MG……red…..wiff teh runnin bords….an the windscreem taht swivveleded awn a …a…a pivvot ! (almostest forgotted teh werd pivvot fer a secund der….)
me n’ Steve n’ mi sistah Katy n’ cusin Jon (Katy an Jonny were 2 ov teh scrawniestest liddle kidz u evver seed…dey BOFF fitted ina bak seet (hee hee bak seet….yah rite ) ov dat car…..an we wood go “nook huntin” whiches iz to say….lukin fur streetz dat dint hav streetlitez……(az ai gotz older…..ai began to suspekz Steve ov nefareeus reesunz fur wantin to noes wher teh srteetz wiffout litez wer…..heh heh)
an sumtymes…..ai wood stand wiff wun footes oawtside awn teh runnin bord and wun inside teh car an Steve wood slowz it down an ai wood jump oawt…..den he’d go round teh blok an ai wood run longside teh car an jump bak in……
oh we waz teh wile chilez no doubt…….havven’t thot ov taht fur YEERS!!!!!
ai supposses…taht behavvor lik taht MITE jest MITE splane whi ai waz alluz brakeing my bonez……ya fink????
naw-
dat souns lik purrrfectly reason able behaburs to meez!
me n mai liddli bruddder usta sit on dat “bak seat”- waz sos kool n phun n stickery (waz ackshouly plac were tanneau cover went (wenz da las timz u say “tanneau?!!) mad frum stickery black fuzzi matterial.
mai parentz usta du pointz to pointz in dat car- itz hadz medal on it! tawlked bout racnin it on da “awld I5, down bai da riber!” (guezz catlikness iz inhertited!).
lukn itz up- itz a MG-B TD….n mai parentcatz still haz it in purrrfect condition n in da orginal MB red!
moar usless fings I naow bout da MG
da litz mad by “Lucas” whoz logo waz “princ ub lit- butz deh waz not berry reliable sos deh call himz “Lucas- prince ub darkness!’
da doorz r called “widdo makerz” becaus deh openz bacwardz n ifnz car rollz forward uz getz clobbered!
car haz hol in da front fur crankin (lik model t) ifnz u cantz getz itz started…..
I lubz dat car ( n I naow wai two muches bout ingerlish carz!)
momcat
dat’z it !!!!dat’z it !!!!MG B TD !!! ai had forgotted about dat…… did ur fambly wun hav teh running bords ?????? an ur also right abot teh “back seat” nawt reely a bak seet…..pur Katy an Jonny wood be sittin bak der wiff der liddle skinny knees up round der eerz !!!! dey musta been ….leessee Steve waz 16 makin me 12 and Katy an Jonny ….about 9……
Katy an Jonny wer teh same age…..waz to teh cyute….wen dey waz 6 oar 7 oar so…..it wood be tyme to leeve der house…an Kay an Jonny wood stand ina middle of the foyeah, wiff der liddle skinni armz wrappeded arond eech odder …sayin ……
“we kant be pulleded apart because wer gllllluuuued togedder….” an teh groweded up peeplul wooo laff an laff…..
ah gud mmemmoriz, ai hav dem…..
Yesh he duz, nao dat joo menshuns it! Geddy’s voice– is very grate akchooally.
I lurves dat sawng! I wuz yung wen it camed owt an I did not unnerstan teh sekshooal innu… inyoo… dubble meening.
5 bucks says Koneko will pop in an say allo.
did you have to invoke the name of CrazyK ?
and just when I was about to say something along the lines of “anyone ever hear of stuffing a potato into someone’s muffler to stall a car? this must be a new variation” etc.
himz nawt “crazyK” himz “special” k!
momcat
PS: you realize every time someone says her name, I turn into a floofy pink troll?
?? sum of us newbies can has halp?
ohai, mary.
koneko went… hm… well ober da tawp wif care bowt kitteh safety in da car. cause beeg kornflikt. we awl sayed, “ok, we unnerstands, no put kitteh in da car wifout carrier. we adults heer an we unnerstans”, but koneko went da nutz an no leeve alownes. gibed u awl kinda lektchure bowt kitteh defs an car assidents blah-blah-blah.
relayted jokes: legal professhunal an arobeics instruktor. i nawt sure wich ob dose is koneko fulltime job… sometimes jokes nawt exactleh dese buzz wurds. like iff sumbuddy say sumfing like, “Never thrown kitteh orf da eiffell towr onto ground glass.” we knos is care-troll joke. den we memmembers koneko.
anyways, stend have da disterbin reakshun 2 dat name. terns 2 pink floofeh troll…
sum ob us enjoys dat, i finks so…
like: (wisperin)
“koneko”
FLOOF
meeny fanks.
looks around…whispers behind paw: is dere a piktyoor of pink flooffy troll? if I sez the majik k____
wurd, will it appeer?!
she said in her rant that she was a legal professional, so I decided she was probably an ex-aerobic instructor who had failed a class at the learning annex. she’s also responsible for the line ‘please don’t do this’, and for calling me a troll multiple times – at which point I decided to channel my pink floofy trolliness, and ran around telling people IRL that I was a pink floofy troll. it’s tangentially related to ‘let’s teleport to my underpass and talk about fashion’, which also relates to the video referred to here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLheSKNYjM&feature=related
It is sooooo like a family gathering when you all say “remember that time Uncle Fred went and…..” It was painful and unhappy at the time, but we giggle about it now. I had heard of flame wars before, but never had seen one. Was a very weird day at ICHC. I especially liked the part where the dreaded k**** stomped off saying she was never coming back, and then came back to see what we said about her.
Stend – why don’t you use your avatar anymore? It was so you.
um, not sure why it’s not showing up. hold on
PS: how’s the pool boy?
D Marie – dint’ yoo just hav the link bak to Koneko a few pikshurs ago? Cuz ai just went bak to reed it nawt long ago. It waz rellee sumthing. She just wen t on and on and on and on . . .an on and on and on.
And calling stend a troll – over and over. And the funnee part wuz – stend wuzn’t even there!!! He had gone off menee commintz previouslee – an awnlee came bak latur. An ai don’t even know wai she chose to pick awn stend. He didn’t say enething particularlee. . .provoking.
Oh – it wuz cats in carrierz in cars – an hao thousandz ov peepl ar killed everee yeer bai catz getting under teh pedalz.
I had kitteh under teh clutch pedal once – nawt mai kitteh, friendz kitteh nad we wuz in universty. Seez red light ahead, grabs tail and pullz! Cat comz owt, clutch goes in, car stopz. Iz nawt lizard, tail nawt come off!
Naw mai Baggypuss rides on front seatz, wearz harness and is tied to seat beltz. No canz get under pedalz! Sleepz anywayz.
OOooooo – so maybee Koneko wazn’t so rong afterawl?????
Baggypuss is yur kitteh’s nayme? Taht’s reel kyoot! Waht kind ov kitteh iz she/he??
Baggy (Baggypuss, Baggymus, Baggyness-puss-mog) is short for Bagheera, cuz eben tho is black ‘n white (tuxy kitteh) is moves like black panterz. Iz naow 16 (at least) an haz DCM so iz rattlin’ kitteh wiv all teh medicayshun – leben pillz ebery day – but hiz hartz is wurkins much bedders naow.
charlie74656 – ai am verree curious about teh numberz in yur nayme – it awlmoast luks liek yoo were in prizon wif Jean Valjean!
Oh, ai so hoep Baggy continuez to respond well to the leben pillz a day. Mai tuxy Florian died 2 1/2 yearz ago at aj 20. He was borned in mai bed next to mai leg – ai wuz toadallee bonded wif him. Ai still cannawt speek ov himz wiffout getting the throte lump. He had the moast bootiful white belleh -and pinkee pinkee toepadz and nosey. Sigh.
Pleeze gif Baggy an extra schmoo frum mee fur Florian.
Lol, numberz iz no sekrit, iz trekkie *g* an speshul ov voygerz.
Yuz, Baggmuss haz huuuuuge white floofy belly and iddle white wobbly chinny-chin and … um, *blushes*. He ‘dopted me an my ex- 13 yrz ago, whan he wuz 3 or so, but last 8 yrz bin just hims ‘n me. I trize nawt to fink abawt bein wivawt himz – ebery day iz bonus. ‘N ebery day lolcats reminds me of kitteh kyootness and awl yoor comments ov how much ai lubs him. Iz so nice so mannies nice peeps all lubbing teh kittehs! So sorry for yr Florian, but 20 yrs is verry gud ages!
butz u so KYOOT as a floofy pink troll!
awl jus braidz ur hare n putz u in mai drawer wif da bloo floofy troll I alredi haz!
(I waiz beeg on braidn hare whenz I was a kitten…..!)
momcat
“’scuse me salezmang, der a kitteh in mah pipe!”
“Shhhh! Not so loud, evrybodee will want wun!”
http://www.happylolday.com
rorowaro!
yeah stend!
congrats on nawt secondz!
whatz u wantz fur danc?
sumfin frum da Cars?
momcat
ooo ooo oooo watz taht Beechboys song about we’ll have FUN FUN FUN til teh daddee takes teh TBurd aways?
whaddya fink, Stend?
something set to this, your choice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra35LqN5AAY
kooooL stend! wishez I cud do eyelina lik dat!
seemz ta lendz itself to da shimmi- whatz u fink!
momcat
hokey dokey, stend, but dat guy seemz two seerious fur tihs place.
man… i was hopin 4 roger miller.
u cant dribes arown
wif tigerr in ur car
cant dribes arown
wif tigerr in ur car
cant dribes arown
wif tigerr in ur car -
butt u can b da
happeh if uze wants 2.
Stend! Nyse mewsic choyse! ai lubbs dat sawng!
We used tu fink wii were SOOOOO kewl, dribbin’ rown in oar carz, wit dis sawng blastin awn teh radideo!
Fanks – ai habbint thawt ob dat sawng in lawwwwng tyme!
*whips hand to lef and rite to mewsic*
Ok – butt – nobuddiez dansing. Just standing around talking!!!
ai think we shud go wif stend’s choice. We can has sum ineresting liting – maybee just lites shifting slolee in tiem wif the music in colors – blu to green to ppurple – an so awn. Tehn we will awl quiklee an expertlee put awn the ayeliner, grab ar tamboureens -
an free danse! Liek in Electric Circus in Noo York.
*danse danse danse* *bonk stend on hed wif tamboureen* *danse danse danse* woo hoo
Das haow it wurks at deez kindza partees, JCH4K – we allz standz arownd an huggs teh wallz ’til sumwun getz us started!!
*hippeh-lyke dansin in teh shiftin lite*
*wavvin arms in ayr*
*wiggle wiggle wiggle lyke dat jello commershul*
*whips hanz lef an rite in tyme with mewsik*
i’m gigloling at JCH4K using the tamborine to involve Stend in the dance.
Nice touch! Ebberyone gets a part!
but…..wherez teh cow bell? Wii needz moar cow bell!!!
Stend!! Go get teh cow bell!!!
ai waz watchin dat videeo….an thot…..
*lifties up mi chin an luks supreeor*
*short slllide to teh rite, short slllide to teh rite*
*showlder shrug, fase to teh rite ovver teh showlder, shrug agin*
*short slliide to teh leff, short sllidde to teh leff*
*showlder shrug, fase to teh leffovver teh showlder, shrug agin*
datz awl ai gotz so far….
Ai reelee liek taht danse, salleh! Yoo doo it verree well indeed.
Mai 80’s BIG hair–let me show u it.
Oh greasycat – ai so wantz to see yur 80’s big hair. Wun ov mai Cuzin C’s ex wifes still has beeg hair – but tehy liv in Tennessee. Purrhaps beeg hare is still beeg in Tennessee?
heer taht enjin purr
not good for kitteh
Hope they is not start that car!
HAPPY NEW YEAR LOLCAT COMMUNITTEE
An Happy New Year to yoo, Noel!! Oh!! Ai’ve been carreying this around wif mee.
It’s New Year’s Day. It was Ben Franklin who said, “Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.”
Frum Garrison Keillor’s “Writer’s Almanac:
Sounded bedder than mai resolushuns!
Best use YET of tooned exost pipe. Normally too loud, full of PLEH, do not want! Speshul kitteh attachment makes quiet purr, more gooder!
now we know whut teh Katmobile runs on.
Batman has teh jellousee.
Kittehs all over te streetz an roadz? Do Not Want! Nau hav mental imige of drivin behind car an kittehs fallin out of xhazt pipes onto roadz evree five minits and peeps in carz tryin not to hit them lik giant vedeeo game, and streetz lined with cheezfrendz with nets-on-poles scoopin up kittehs, and stuffin them into beg bukkits.
what are you tripping on?
and where can I get some?
Bad case of extrapolationz. I has it.
izzit comtajus????
i hav teh imynu er, imyounizashnu um the shot in teh arm fur
jumpintokonklushion,
but i are allurgic to teh eggs in teh eggstrapollutionz vacksine.
bettuh go checks my medikull rekkids.
…Buckets?
Great. We already had too many unwanted cats before meow-diesel. What would we do if cars shot out cats every 10 minutes? We’d need euthanasia stations instead of gas stations :’-(.
well, that’s a buzzkill
is this the substitute CrazyK ? we’ll call him ‘SubK’ for short
stend, i finks so i bowt 2 tern into… oh… i dunno…
fut stuul ob fire. (i way 2 short 2 b piller…)
‘fut stuul ob fire’??
I lub dis…… dis vizhooal….
roflolol!!!!!
WIN! Go IBK – become yur inner ‘FSOF’!!
ho’kay don wurri ibk-
i bringz da teeny tiny firemgin n I swoshez u awl bedda-
‘cept naow uz soakin wet-
I getz u a beeg floofy pink towel-
dri
dri
dri
awl bedda naow?
had 2 bring da tiny firemgin- 2 short 2 reach pedalz in da big wun…..
momcat
hey momcat….iz mi sunz birffdai…….ai wrotted hiz odder mudder to letz her noes ai waz finkin about himz……wishes ai cood jest write himz a happitail birffdai note …
maybee sumday… oops, stoopy me ai cormfuseded u wiff 3 heathens mi mistakeies…but ud undderstand…u has a nice boi ov ur own…..
did ai heer u say taht teh engine iz in ????????
WHOOOOO HOOOOO !!!!!!!
dat sadz salleh-
maybez u cud writez himz coded messag n say “watch da ICHC” n den u cud writ himz hear!
I wud HATZ it ifnz I cudnt tawlk to da gascat- sumtimz himz da onli wun whooz undastandz meiz……..
momcat
deer salleh, won day he’ll “come back” to you. Fanks fur sharing.
Love and hugs, Mary
g’bye crool world.
red car has big fur ball
Duz have kitteh-exhaust?
Pleh…smellz liek kitteh fartz.
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
knoez gud playse 4 Napz. Nyse snugz
fitz andz awff t3h grownd
Grownd getz coald summtymez
andz wet wen it raynz. Noo playse
sawlvvz Kitteh’s prawblummz
Awllmoast az wawrm az
unnurr t3h huud. Noo Spesshull
Playse iz much sayfurr
Jack.
Dis car meets new strict Catefornia emissun standurds.
WIN!
Has had CATalitik converter fitted!
*heddesk*
by teh wai. Ambercat, u feelin bedder naow ?????
Only teh kool katz has teh giant muffler!
da kar gows poot poot pootin along
oops, posed to be up der under Ambercat’s post
leetle clowdz of kewt awll obber de environment !!!
Nu meenin fur globul warmin.
The picture Gibes nu meaning to purring engine
lets hope dey no start upp car!
pooor liddle kitteh mite fallz owt!
Im in ur enjun installin yer nawwwzzzzzzz n tunin yer xawst…
Tha oled kitteh-in-da-talepyp praynk.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Ezz dis new movie? Fast and da Furry-ous?
Happy Nude Rear Cheezfrenz! (_I_)
Mr. Worf (lolz) ai. . .ai (lolz) hav nebber (lolz). . .ai can’t speek . .maybee latur. . .lolz!
what get you tang tungled? bad joke? heheh
Yoosd ta B all Whyte Kitteh
Yeh, but den Bob Barker wud haftoo say sumpin lyke:
“…an remememember to spay and nooter your wehickles.”
(An wif whut mecahnix charge these dayz, can u imajin how xpensive DAT operashun wud bee?)
Only makes nomnomnomnom noise while it runs
…WANT!
Dear ricer,
If your muffler is big enough for a cat to fit in, you fail miserably.
Sincerely,
Vayate
Oh! And every twenty minutes, a kitten comes out! http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/09/07
Is taht a kit car?
How cute! A kitty in a coffee can exhaust.
kitteh preparin for da “kat kannon”.
i can has pilots license?
kitteh kannon preps for launch
i can has pilots licenses?
qwik start deh car lolz
I thot i wuz dewin gud getin noo haibrid, but nao…
i take it that cat is okay? that doesn’t look safe at all.
I woulds by taht car…
Iz make more horzepwr with cat Back eXhaust
This is freakin’ ADORABLE!
Forget horsepower…
…and cruise control becomes “Pussy Control”
Forget horsepower!!
…and cruise control becomes “Pussy Control”
Listen to that engine purrrrrrr!
vtec just kicked in yo!
costs 2 chzbrgrs a gallon.
Hi… I’m new to the cheese burger website. Can I please get a cheese burger? Ha Ha!
Erm…
HAI!!! I has a noo 2 teh cheezburger. Can ay plz has a cheezburger? lol.
Is he gone yet?