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Grate.


Happy Noo Year!

make noo and moar fwiends… (who dont copy ur fashuns)

funny pictures

now I haz to go homes and change

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  1. carosue says:

    Never change!

  2. 3heathens says:

    Yay! nawt furstees!! Happitail Nu Yeer carosue!!

    Finks dey went to sayme partee las nite??

    • carosue says:

      Thanx fer th Happitail Nu Yeer! Las nite we rote all th bad fings abot 2007 on kardbord and stuffed them in the burn barel an BURNT THEM ALL UP. So shud be better 2008, eh?

      • gascat says:

        what a “grate” idear! weiz shud do dat hear! wud tak BIG cardboard box ta liste dem awl……

        momcat

        • carosue says:

          Denver frenz tore up calender, set on fyre, and floated it on water and THREW ROCKS AT IT! Also gud.

          • salleh says:

            izzit too late to do taht noaw ?????

            2007 (wiff teh oh so bery notable xcepshun of findin ICHC an mi nee an wunnerfulz fren z heer )

            YYYYYEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH

            • carosue says:

              I betz wii wrotz all the onez you wood have, so counts fer evrybudy. Su did lotz! Thot the sparx went hi ackually, an waz woried we wold be seein in the noo yeers by saying o, hai to te fyre department. But waz oaky.

          • gascat says:

            considern itz be FREEZN heer (Iz in Louisville- close to Denver, but closer to Boulder..)
            dat wud be phun…

            uz put calendar on da ice whil itz burnin sos itz startz to melti da ice, den uz frow da rocks at it…..
            CRACK!
            SPLAT!
            CRACKLE, CRACKLE…….

            der be lake cros da streetz frum meiz… meybe Idoez dat- da neighborz finks Iz weird aniwaiz….!

            momcat

            • salleh says:

              oh hai momcat…..may be ur naybur has sumfin der…..corse ……aniwun hoo iz teh LEEST liddle bit interestin.,……iz teh weerd…….

              ifn ai haz a dollur fur evveriwun hoo sed to mee….salleh, ur teh crazy….ai’d be a welffi weomun……

            • gascat says:

              meiz two……
              dus u fink itz meenz sumfin dat mai nicki name in hi skool waz “da imp”?
              I livd down two it to!
              - feater suc a phun plac two b! Iz backstage, mostli propz….!

              momcat

      • ManfredMom says:

        wat a grates idee, carosue! 4 dats, we sellabrayt!! Wat dans wud u lyk??

  3. cheshire says:

    kittehs must be at height of fashun

  4. carosue says:

    Just assorize. Diamonds, purrhaps?

  5. Skimmie says:

    Well orange u purdy.

  6. 3heathens says:

    gud ideer! When u luks fabulus, no on bememburrs whutchu wore – onlee dat u wore it purrrrfektly!!

  7. carosue says:

    Thez kitteh’s look too alert n upright fer partee boys!

  8. leaf says:

    hey wait a minit…You go home and change…i had it furst!

  9. Gina says:

    I go crai in hallwai now.

  10. karen says:

    taht whirled peas didn last 2 long!

    • carosue says:

      Thinkin abot whirled pees on morning afer beggest partee day of yeer? Green goo? No so grate, actually. Mebee latur.

  11. Nick says:

    Invisibl mirror

  12. Di says:

    Oh, I hatz when dat happenz too…

  13. gascat says:

    oh noes!
    I jus foun mai Doppelgänger! wich wun ub us iz da gud wun?

    momcat

    • salleh says:

      oh datz noawt a Doppelganger……datz “teh evvil twinz”

      • gascat says:

        wall- okz-
        sos whic wun iz da evvil twin? I votz fur da wun on da rit- himz got dat luk in himz eye……

        momcat

        • salleh says:

          oh wate……ai retrax an repudiatez dat remurk aio maed……

          aint noes sucha fing as an evvil kittehz…

          WAT waz ai finking????????

          so sorri……..srsly

          • gascat says:

            den u neber metz mai fambliz 1/2 meezer -Sam-
            himz blac frum outsid to insid
            wud chazez mai kitteh Darius ub da naow brane
            wud rubz peepz legz den whenz deh putz han down POW! teeth n clawz!
            himz waz slightli de ranged kitteh…….

            momcat

  14. Skimmie says:

    urly fashun report 4 2008: orringe is in.

  15. miss foots says:

    I be Harpo an yu be Loosy, K?

    It frenship, frenship
    jus teh perfeck blenship,
    wen odder frenships
    r sun 4got
    rs will still b hot.
    a yadda yadda yadda
    hep hep hep.

    • Romeow says:

      Awwww…Harpo b mah grandpaw in law – sorta. We nawt married, butts been togebber fur 15 yeers. Nise to hab hims turn up on ICHC.

      *smile*

      • Pittypat says:

        no WONDER ur so funny
        (an so soffspokin, heh heh)

      • salleh says:

        ai iz teh HUGE fan……ob teh Harpo……an ai lovveded his buk tooo..

        ai lovved teh stories about teh mighty Crokaa gamez…

        “buckity, buckity in to lake ”

        snortle

        • gascat says:

          iz soooo phunni- weiz awl seemz to lub da sam fings-
          Harpo beiz mai favorit two! lubed da book awlso
          I likd da partz wher deh hadz two lock chico up on da stage sos de wuldnt lose him ’cause he wuld wandr off n gamble sos much!

          momcat

          • salleh says:

            u noes…….der arn’t miny tymez u can use teh phraze “buckity buckity into teh lake”

            so sumtymez….ai jest sez it to sez it……ai likz teh wai it soundz……

            an ai freekeded oawt wun daze…..wun ov mi yung frenz….twenntti yeerz yunger dan me….sed ‘hoo iz teh marx brofferz??? she had nevver evvfer seed a Marx brofferz flim !!!!

            talk about yer neglekteded edumakashun !!!!

            • mimzoid says:

              tell yung frenz “that’s the most ridikulus thing i Ever heard”
              but must wear nose glasses whilst saying it.
              and maybe have cigar.
              and wiggle eyebrows.

            • gascat says:

              n den u dropz da duc!

              what r weiz nawt teachin da kidz to daiz?

              - note to self- whenz hab muvee dai at skool, show Marx brothas!
              iz shur mai especial ed kidz wud like it!

              momcat

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        May ai say – Wowee zowee? Ai thnk he wuz brillyant at teh comedee (an hoo duzent?), but ai furst reelee became interested in him wehn ai directed “Teh Man Who Came to Dinner.” As moast ov yoo prolly know, teh character ov “Banjo” iz reelee “Harpo.”

        (Pay no atenshun to teh moovie. Jimmie Durante wuz TOADALEE rong fur taht part.)

        Romeow – whut iz he liek in reel life?

    • CaptSpaulding says:

      Mabee is from Duck Soup? “All hail Fredonia!!”

  16. Romeow says:

    Marmalade Kitteh: “U hab excellent taste.”

    Ginger Kitteh: “Well, fank yew.”

    *blink blink*

  17. mary O'Spockn says:

    i can has my monies bak?
    tehy tolded me it wuz won of a kind owt feet.
    kthnxbai

  18. Skimmie says:

    so u uses mis clairol ‘sunset tabby’ too?

  19. LBeeeze says:

    but mah….yur owtfit suar is naice….

    whoze yur stylist ???

  20. philene says:

    is mah sistah from anotha fatha

  21. Denise says:

    Patti Duke kittehs iz identical cuzzens.

  22. buggin2go says:

    Saayyy… wy yoo luk familyar?? I can puts my paw on its…..

  23. Jennifffuurr says:

    WANT!!!! Want bookenz like tehse! Tehy’d go purrfiklee in mai libw… wiebr… rume 4 teh bukx. Hold ups teh 3 Mewsketeers, Ladee Catterly Slover, Edgrr Allen Poems; an maek teh collidj calquelis an fizzix texbooks luk evin smartser!

  24. halfbeast says:

    - I toldz u, I’m going as the poisyn cat!

    - ah, I thawt u mehnt the rock bandz, sry!

  25. Ambercat says:

    OT: Jus raisin mai hed abuv teh parapet to sai – Happy Gnu Ears to awl teh Cheezpeeps! (A lidl layt, Ai noe – but Ai has been bit tyrdanemoshunal. Mush bedderer nao an hoep to be abul to manaj coheerunt speech tomorro!)

    • Romeow says:

      U feelz bettr, Ambercat.
      Noo Yeers Dai is a purrfect tiem fur a napzzzzzzzzz…

      {{{{{Ambercat}}}}}

    • moe says:

      fank yu ambercat. happy mew ear tu yu too! hoap yu feelz bedder soon!

    • nappy new eer 2 u 2!!

      {{{ambercat}}} i finks so cup ob tee maked awl betterer. heer u goes: erl grey. kreem okeh? i duzzint has da milk…

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Oh Ambercat! Ar yoo all rite? Tyrdanemoshunal duzn’t sound so Happee fur Gnu Ears!

      Although – teh image ov yur eyez peering at uz over teh parapet duz maek mee smile. But yoo alwaiz do. Nao – what can wee doo to maek YOO smile again.

      Ai see yoo has sum nice tee. Purrhaps. . .sum nice hawt choklit (after teh tee, ov corse). An a prittee sawft blankee to snuggle in. An yoo alreddee has Amber.

      It may sound sillee, but – if there is ENEthing we can doo, let uz know.

    • SPARKYSMOM says:

      ambercat-u frm teenytiny ingerland- rite? do u guyz getz da rosie parad on ur bbc tv der ? alwayz wundered

    • salleh says:

      *whisperz* happitail noo yeers Ambercat !!!

      just wanteded to sai dat to u…..ai goes awai noaw….u havve a nise lie-dwon an we’ll awl luk fur u tommorry…

      u kan tellz us how was ur famibly fing……

      nitey nite…sweet gurlll

    • Ambercat says:

      Ai donut deserv sush simpathee; is awl self-inflicted woonds foorm teh adult beverijes awn Gnu Ears eve! Ai has nao cawt up awn sleep – Ai’s jus got outta bed an is gon noon heer – jus need to rehydrate an Ai’ll be fyn!

      • sangrail says:

        Ambercat you no tellz owr murrikan frenz dat in Ingerland ‘tyrdanemoshunal’ iz plite wayz uv sayin too menny martoonies, an not meenin sad.

        Ai tinks it startz bcaws noospayprs bee scaired uv cawlin sum politisshun drunkles bcaws scairdee uv beein sooed!

  26. catalogical humor says:

    30 minits latur tehy came back
    wearing difrnt yet still identicle outfits!
    D’oh!

  27. Davehasnokitteh says:

    Kittehs is teh sames as teh wimmens. Neber happy wif fashons.

  28. mary O'Spockn says:

    kat luks in mirror
    of eriseD and hims seez
    fondest dweem: hims self.

  29. Skimmie says:

    Here’s lookin at choo, kitteh.

  30. Jack Deth says:

    Kittehz nawt jelluss
    ubz purrfekkt 4ebburr kloathz,
    bekuzz dayr purrfekkt

    Kitteh iz awllwayz
    dresst 4 Kitteh and Hewminz
    2 petz andz enjoy

    Kittehz canz luukz t3h
    saym. Eeben identikull.
    Juss showz dayr gud tayst :-)

    Jack.

  31. Stacey says:

    noooeee kitteh! u noe haz two chainge!1!! hes da pozer!

  32. thornius says:

    Lukes leik Jerm-minnie. Jerm-man kitteh sez, “Mi-au”

  33. D.R. says:

    Is verry taistfoo an eligant

    It’z lick-and-wear

  34. rodney dill says:

    I’m so mad I’m just beside myself.

  35. gascat says:

    yah-
    himz n hiz faraday cag wif jacobz laddaz ub transplorted hatz!

    still madz at dat muvee- faraday cag keepz ‘lectriciti OUT nawt IN!
    naow likie da “Prestige”

    momcat

  36. alan says:

    To much identicatlity! Resoluve for avoidance.

  37. Miss Dawn says:

    Mai stunt dubble. Let me show yu it.

  38. BusinessCatSuit says:

    Sir, do you mock me ?

  39. Hatem.D says:

    nice Site!!
    i laughed for like n hour …

  40. jjtucker says:

    i have these exact same bookends at my house

  41. Eileen says:

    Invisible Mirror

  42. Eggy27 says:

    It’s like invisible mirror!

  43. firedemon7 says:

    Dey both go change and both com bak wearin same clothes…agin…


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