Happy Noo Year!
make noo and moar fwiends… (who dont copy ur fashuns)

now I haz to go homes and change
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make noo and moar fwiends… (who dont copy ur fashuns)

now I haz to go homes and change
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: katie-Mac
Never change!
doan go changin
2 traiies 2 plz meh…
i lurves u juss
da way u r.
Yay! nawt furstees!! Happitail Nu Yeer carosue!!
Finks dey went to sayme partee las nite??
Thanx fer th Happitail Nu Yeer! Las nite we rote all th bad fings abot 2007 on kardbord and stuffed them in the burn barel an BURNT THEM ALL UP. So shud be better 2008, eh?
what a “grate” idear! weiz shud do dat hear! wud tak BIG cardboard box ta liste dem awl……
momcat
Denver frenz tore up calender, set on fyre, and floated it on water and THREW ROCKS AT IT! Also gud.
izzit too late to do taht noaw ?????
2007 (wiff teh oh so bery notable xcepshun of findin ICHC an mi nee an wunnerfulz fren z heer )
YYYYYEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH
I betz wii wrotz all the onez you wood have, so counts fer evrybudy. Su did lotz! Thot the sparx went hi ackually, an waz woried we wold be seein in the noo yeers by saying o, hai to te fyre department. But waz oaky.
considern itz be FREEZN heer (Iz in Louisville- close to Denver, but closer to Boulder..)
dat wud be phun…
uz put calendar on da ice whil itz burnin sos itz startz to melti da ice, den uz frow da rocks at it…..
CRACK!
SPLAT!
CRACKLE, CRACKLE…….
der be lake cros da streetz frum meiz… meybe Idoez dat- da neighborz finks Iz weird aniwaiz….!
momcat
oh hai momcat…..may be ur naybur has sumfin der…..corse ……aniwun hoo iz teh LEEST liddle bit interestin.,……iz teh weerd…….
ifn ai haz a dollur fur evveriwun hoo sed to mee….salleh, ur teh crazy….ai’d be a welffi weomun……
meiz two……
dus u fink itz meenz sumfin dat mai nicki name in hi skool waz “da imp”?
I livd down two it to!
- feater suc a phun plac two b! Iz backstage, mostli propz….!
momcat
wat a grates idee, carosue! 4 dats, we sellabrayt!! Wat dans wud u lyk??
um-
ritual fire danc? cud be gud
danc round lik fiends n frow rocks!
grat wai to startz noo ear!
momcat
Yeah! Dat danz sounds grate!
kittehs must be at height of fashun
Kittehs IS height of fahsun. They luk EGGSACKTLEE laik mai Barney – except Barney has green ayez.
Barney sounz layk ver’ pretteh kitteh.
CHER
Was that you going through my laundry?
AMBER
As if. Like I would really wear something from Judy’s.
an wat did I do today? umm…oh I know….I browk in mi new purpel clogs!
Just assorize. Diamonds, purrhaps?
great felines bling alike
Well orange u purdy.
LOL…. *groan* but LOL
well, or an geupurdy, u kan select teh “fashoin” kategoary.
Pittypat – yoo has nawt treeted us to yur . . yur. . .wundrous wayz ov thinking ov werds fur quite sum tiem nau! Ai see yoo hasn’t lost teh tuch!!
gud ideer! When u luks fabulus, no on bememburrs whutchu wore – onlee dat u wore it purrrrfektly!!
Thez kitteh’s look too alert n upright fer partee boys!
fink Nancee Drew wuz at dat partee, tu?
*gigglol*
3heathens – u sillee!!
fenkyoo, fenkyoo!!
*bows to MM*
Iffn ai aren’t silleh, ai wood crai an crai an crai!
silleh gets me frew teh dai!
*sigh*
mez two
lif iz da pitz
ICHC iz da cherriez!
momcat
hey wait a minit…You go home and change…i had it furst!
I go crai in hallwai now.
oh, noes! No crai – dey kin be teh ‘furbulous twinz’ an hab lawts ub fun wif bof luukin furbulous!
taht whirled peas didn last 2 long!
Thinkin abot whirled pees on morning afer beggest partee day of yeer? Green goo? No so grate, actually. Mebee latur.
Invisibl mirror
Mirrorkat mimikz ebryting yoo do
Oh, I hatz when dat happenz too…
oh noes!
I jus foun mai Doppelgänger! wich wun ub us iz da gud wun?
momcat
oh datz noawt a Doppelganger……datz “teh evvil twinz”
wall- okz-
sos whic wun iz da evvil twin? I votz fur da wun on da rit- himz got dat luk in himz eye……
momcat
oh wate……ai retrax an repudiatez dat remurk aio maed……
aint noes sucha fing as an evvil kittehz…
WAT waz ai finking????????
so sorri……..srsly
den u neber metz mai fambliz 1/2 meezer -Sam-
himz blac frum outsid to insid
wud chazez mai kitteh Darius ub da naow brane
wud rubz peepz legz den whenz deh putz han down POW! teeth n clawz!
himz waz slightli de ranged kitteh…….
momcat
urly fashun report 4 2008: orringe is in.
teh ornj wuns is poyzin
oarinch iz teh new blak
mebee in leep year the organgj wons aren’t poysin?
We are having a leep yeer?
yesh. iz leep yeer wen yeer iz divisibl by 4
Well – taht soundz liekd sumthing ai furgotted taht ai noo!!! A simple consept, reelee. thankz, Kristen.
I be Harpo an yu be Loosy, K?
It frenship, frenship
jus teh perfeck blenship,
wen odder frenships
r sun 4got
rs will still b hot.
a yadda yadda yadda
hep hep hep.
Awwww…Harpo b mah grandpaw in law – sorta. We nawt married, butts been togebber fur 15 yeers. Nise to hab hims turn up on ICHC.
*smile*
no WONDER ur so funny
(an so soffspokin, heh heh)
ai iz teh HUGE fan……ob teh Harpo……an ai lovveded his buk tooo..
ai lovved teh stories about teh mighty Crokaa gamez…
“buckity, buckity in to lake ”
snortle
iz soooo phunni- weiz awl seemz to lub da sam fings-
Harpo beiz mai favorit two! lubed da book awlso
I likd da partz wher deh hadz two lock chico up on da stage sos de wuldnt lose him ’cause he wuld wandr off n gamble sos much!
momcat
u noes…….der arn’t miny tymez u can use teh phraze “buckity buckity into teh lake”
so sumtymez….ai jest sez it to sez it……ai likz teh wai it soundz……
an ai freekeded oawt wun daze…..wun ov mi yung frenz….twenntti yeerz yunger dan me….sed ‘hoo iz teh marx brofferz??? she had nevver evvfer seed a Marx brofferz flim !!!!
talk about yer neglekteded edumakashun !!!!
tell yung frenz “that’s the most ridikulus thing i Ever heard”
but must wear nose glasses whilst saying it.
and maybe have cigar.
and wiggle eyebrows.
n den u dropz da duc!
what r weiz nawt teachin da kidz to daiz?
- note to self- whenz hab muvee dai at skool, show Marx brothas!
iz shur mai especial ed kidz wud like it!
momcat
May ai say – Wowee zowee? Ai thnk he wuz brillyant at teh comedee (an hoo duzent?), but ai furst reelee became interested in him wehn ai directed “Teh Man Who Came to Dinner.” As moast ov yoo prolly know, teh character ov “Banjo” iz reelee “Harpo.”
(Pay no atenshun to teh moovie. Jimmie Durante wuz TOADALEE rong fur taht part.)
Romeow – whut iz he liek in reel life?
Mabee is from Duck Soup? “All hail Fredonia!!”
izz frum
I lub Loosy
Marmalade Kitteh: “U hab excellent taste.”
Ginger Kitteh: “Well, fank yew.”
*blink blink*
Das awlways best way to handel such a sit-yu-ayshun! Sillee to go homes n chaynj!
i can has my monies bak?
tehy tolded me it wuz won of a kind owt feet.
kthnxbai
so u uses mis clairol ‘sunset tabby’ too?
bwahahahahahaha
this is too too funny
but mah….yur owtfit suar is naice….
whoze yur stylist ???
is mah sistah from anotha fatha
or mah sistah from anotha mistah!
verry kyoot, deebee
Patti Duke kittehs iz identical cuzzens.
Saayyy… wy yoo luk familyar?? I can puts my paw on its…..
WANT!!!! Want bookenz like tehse! Tehy’d go purrfiklee in mai libw… wiebr… rume 4 teh bukx. Hold ups teh 3 Mewsketeers, Ladee Catterly Slover, Edgrr Allen Poems; an maek teh collidj calquelis an fizzix texbooks luk evin smartser!
howz bout T.S Elliotz “old possums buk ub catz’? itz beez smallish- culd fit awlso-
momcat
- I toldz u, I’m going as the poisyn cat!
- ah, I thawt u mehnt the rock bandz, sry!
OT: Jus raisin mai hed abuv teh parapet to sai – Happy Gnu Ears to awl teh Cheezpeeps! (A lidl layt, Ai noe – but Ai has been bit tyrdanemoshunal. Mush bedderer nao an hoep to be abul to manaj coheerunt speech tomorro!)
U feelz bettr, Ambercat.
Noo Yeers Dai is a purrfect tiem fur a napzzzzzzzzz…
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}
fank yu ambercat. happy mew ear tu yu too! hoap yu feelz bedder soon!
nappy new eer 2 u 2!!
{{{ambercat}}} i finks so cup ob tee maked awl betterer. heer u goes: erl grey. kreem okeh? i duzzint has da milk…
Oh Ambercat! Ar yoo all rite? Tyrdanemoshunal duzn’t sound so Happee fur Gnu Ears!
Although – teh image ov yur eyez peering at uz over teh parapet duz maek mee smile. But yoo alwaiz do. Nao – what can wee doo to maek YOO smile again.
Ai see yoo has sum nice tee. Purrhaps. . .sum nice hawt choklit (after teh tee, ov corse). An a prittee sawft blankee to snuggle in. An yoo alreddee has Amber.
It may sound sillee, but – if there is ENEthing we can doo, let uz know.
ambercat-u frm teenytiny ingerland- rite? do u guyz getz da rosie parad on ur bbc tv der ? alwayz wundered
*whisperz* happitail noo yeers Ambercat !!!
just wanteded to sai dat to u…..ai goes awai noaw….u havve a nise lie-dwon an we’ll awl luk fur u tommorry…
u kan tellz us how was ur famibly fing……
nitey nite…sweet gurlll
Ai donut deserv sush simpathee; is awl self-inflicted woonds foorm teh adult beverijes awn Gnu Ears eve! Ai has nao cawt up awn sleep – Ai’s jus got outta bed an is gon noon heer – jus need to rehydrate an Ai’ll be fyn!
Ambercat you no tellz owr murrikan frenz dat in Ingerland ‘tyrdanemoshunal’ iz plite wayz uv sayin too menny martoonies, an not meenin sad.
Ai tinks it startz bcaws noospayprs bee scaired uv cawlin sum politisshun drunkles bcaws scairdee uv beein sooed!
30 minits latur tehy came back
wearing difrnt yet still identicle outfits!
D’oh!
Meh tink dat, two!
Kittehs is teh sames as teh wimmens. Neber happy wif fashons.
kat luks in mirror
of eriseD and hims seez
fondest dweem: hims self.
Harry Potter ftw!
Here’s lookin at choo, kitteh.
Red, I think this is teh beginninning of a byootiful frenship.
Oh, and Red? Gesundheit.
Kittehz nawt jelluss
ubz purrfekkt 4ebburr kloathz,
bekuzz dayr purrfekkt
Kitteh iz awllwayz
dresst 4 Kitteh and Hewminz
2 petz andz enjoy
Kittehz canz luukz t3h
saym. Eeben identikull.
Juss showz dayr gud tayst
Jack.
noooeee kitteh! u noe haz two chainge!1!! hes da pozer!
Lukes leik Jerm-minnie. Jerm-man kitteh sez, “Mi-au”
Is verry taistfoo an eligant
It’z lick-and-wear
*fasepaw*
I’m so mad I’m just beside myself.
Dang Tesla
The Prestige ref! FTW! The best movie I have seen in years!
May teh CC bless yoo, deer Inigo. Ai noo it had to bee interesting, but ai diddn’t get it an didn’t reelee want to show it!!
yah-
himz n hiz faraday cag wif jacobz laddaz ub transplorted hatz!
still madz at dat muvee- faraday cag keepz ‘lectriciti OUT nawt IN!
naow likie da “Prestige”
momcat
To much identicatlity! Resoluve for avoidance.
Mai stunt dubble. Let me show yu it.
Sir, do you mock me ?
nice Site!!
i laughed for like n hour …
i have these exact same bookends at my house
Invisible Mirror
It’s like invisible mirror!
Dey both go change and both com bak wearin same clothes…agin…