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mah bunny eers
iz rlly reell!
no choyce of dans for kitkay’s nawt sekund…has to be bunny hop!
everbunny joins in -
hop hop hop hop…
hop hop hop hop…
hop!!!!1!
oh, fanks, kat….I B hoppin aroun’ wiff ebberbunny!!!
hop, hop, hoppity, hop, hop…
hoppity, hoppity, hoppity, hop..
hop, hop, til yoo drop, drop,
I mite hafta stop, stop,
bee4 eye pop, plop or flop…
hawp hawp flawp flawp
hawp hawp plawp plawp
hawp hawp pawp pawp
phew…
hi i love bunnys i have a bunny named Jettashes black and has floopy ears
itz teh eeloosiv pussbun!
ai hope dat noes meen kitteh baksyde infekted! Got sum anicse..aniset…stuff dat kills teh jerms on CCC
ebberbunny is sumbunny….
hmmm-
I faugt itz waiz “eberbudi lubz sumbudi sumtimz”….
yur version gud two….
momcat
ich bin ein’ Hasse!!
ob corse joo are kitteh!!! joo are kyoot too!!!
danke! ich bin eine Katze, 2.
LOL!! JFK ref FTW !!!
y yoo say yoo iz jelly donut?
Katze=kitteh!!!
Hase=rabbit!!!
ich bin ein cheezfren!!!
Ees jermin bunnehs dreeming ov lief inna Wes.
that maeks sense…
Eddie Izzard ref FTW!
LCB, moving things slightly to teh left.
Which leads to my favorite German phrase… “Kaninchen stinken!!” (rabbits smell)
knot as useful as “wo ist die Toilette?” (where’s teh baffroom?), but mush more interesting—sure 2 B an attenshun-gitter!
It gives u something to says after u gets back from baffroom, though.
I learned from Snoopy to say “wo ist der Bahnhof, bitte?” and aksually had occasion to axe that in Jermany once. Snoopy didn’t prepare me for having teh Jerman person answer in Jerman, though. Luckily, she also poynted and when I looked in that direction I seed a sign that said in arrows whare was train station.
The 3 moast important werds u can lern in French are: Mon ami payera.
Wuts dat? My friend is paying? LOL! Now THAT WOULD be valuable!
U gots it!
Ok – fur awl yoo Jermin speekerz out dere.
Wehn ai wuz living in Salzburg, ai wud offen halp mai then fiance when hee had weekend dootee at teh Landeskrankenhaus. Otterwize, tehre wuz awnlee wun purrson werking there. So wehn he had an Aufnahme (admission) to taek care ov, ai wud off do the Auskunft (information about weher teh patients were fur visitors).
Wun tiem ai told sumwun to go to teh ‘Hasenohrenabteilung” – an they went!!!!! Wif mai werdz echoing in mai eerz after they had gone, ai wuz totalee awn the floor laffing.
(fur ebbrebuddee else, shudda been teh “HalsNasenOhren” section (throat, nose & ear)
! yo soy una liebre!
gotta praxis my spanlolish!
por favor-
me amigo tienez dinero por tu!
momcat
bunnee in teh frunt sais, itz cool…..he’s mai brutha, frum anutha fatha.
brutha frum anutha mutha?
or is sissa from anotha missa?
Wait, what?… carrots you say? Pleh! That’s rabbit food! I’m outta here!
wii seded teh same fing at teh same tyme, TZ!!! GMTA! w00t!
ROFL! Yah we didz! How funneh! We rawk!! xD
or maybbeh dat meanz it’s TRUE since more dan one persun thawt of it! wahahaha!
yeah, an me an KC boff sed sumping bout TV reception at teh same tyme, below!
Karrotz–pleh!!!
gimmie cheezburgers! (plz)
eye iz teh farest hare in teh land!
sew joo fote teh Cabbit were a myth?? srry, wii’s rll. (butt naugt dat stoopy eester bunnee, or dat ridikulamous Jackalope!)
Happy noo y-ears!!!
ebberybunny needs to git outta hiz own clan an doo a liddle “Rumspringen”!!!
SHHH!!! doan knot B blowin my kover!!!
I iz im-bedded hare.
Yesh, I iz teh “Liddle Bunny Foo-Foo” who skooped up awl teh feeld mice an boppt dem onda hed. So whut?
phunni fing-
in hi skool waz in childenz feater-
wez did da liddle bunny foo- foo
i waz da fieldz mouz- gotz droppeded on head daili!
muchez fun!
( dis alzo gibs u sum idear bout how tawl I iz nawt!)
momcat
but dey sed i’d git bedder recepshun iffn eye had sum rabbit-eerz!!!
Kitkay, u r jest fooool ov teh klever kwips tewdai!
Ma TV get beetr resepshun alredys.
disapproving rabbits turn there back on teh foney…
SHUN, SHUN, SHUN teh unbeleever…
SSSHUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!
dis iz frum one ob my fav stoopy vids…kin you gess it?
hint: stars a mythical creeshur an trip to a berry sweet hill…
CHARLIIIIEEEE!!
iz fulla joy….n joynessss
come on, char-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
wake-up yoo silly sleepy-hed!!!!
Hmm… a foney coney?
ha, ha, ha…iz gud vokab lessin 4 tooday!!!
Zing!
here’s a bunny, there’s a bunny, and another liddle bunny, fuzzy bunny, funny bunny, bunny, bunny…kat???
Yippee’s comment is
full of win and awesomeness.
Watch out for the duck.
bunny, bunny, cheezkake, bunny, tablet, brick, potato, bunny, bunny, bunny, mushroom, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny ….kat!!
I doan git it? But I still laffed.
searches for llama song. den yoo gets it.
eye iz sooo seepy!!! tyme 4 mii 2 retire now an B kome a Duck!!!
check out teh llama song on youtube. Won ob my awl time favs!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BRy0MoIA8
it’s Krazy butt hillyarious!!!
Kitkay is sooo seepy!!! Tyme 4 mii to retire now, and bekome a duck!
i can has bunnyburger?
Eester spi…
… findin war ur eggs r hidin
mmmmm…..catberry eggz!!!
*finks 2 self* : I iz part ob teh “silent majority” now. *supresses a miaow, finks 2 self*: rlly sucks.
Bunnehs kan growl jes liek a littel goggie ifin dey’s mad enuff….mebbe dis kitteh cud tri dat….
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photo: ICHCF
Um… yes?
Siilly kittah. They suspects photoshop.
I is a covert agent.
I works wid the B.I.A. (Bunnie Intelligent Soivice). Sort of a informant, ya mite say.
Is akshully Plame kitteh frum the CIA (Cat Intelligency Agency) collecting kittelligence frum the bunnehs being undercover
“Soivice”!
Ai detex Bugs Bunny-like speech heer.
In Spain there’s a saying: “Beware they don’t give you a cat instead of a jack rabbit”.
Nooo!!11! Wii iz nawt killr rabits!1! no run away!1!1!
Looks pretty poorly photoshopped to me.
Bud berry phunee idee.
whut?
eeben if it IS, ai fink teh artiss did a pritty gud jawb.
no kneed 2 split hares, folks!!!
is berry cute and funney!
Binglol!
wut a grate funnee pickshur to start mah day wiv!
*snerk 1 ob mennee*
“… but how does the cat burglar get in undetected Earl?”
rodney dill u b ona rolololo!!!!
If yu missed sum uv rodney’s comments awn
“don’t taze meh” GO BACK! (at bottum uv commentz)
In fuchur, we putz him awn rite befor lolcatburgler’s speechez tu warmz up audience.
Thanks thisncat, I run the twice weekly caption contest at outsidethebeltway dawt com, which is more a news and political blog. I’m the resident purveyor of moronic humor there. Sometimes politics will leak into my captions here a little, but I try to stay within the propriety of the icanhascheezburger site.
Cohencidentally, I runs a weekly top-five list about pets. I is always wanting teh funny peeps here to come rite for mah list. Click mah name to see teh site (we is on a 2-week hiatus at teh moment) or rite to top5pets at topfive dot com if u want to come join teh kennel as a writer. There is also other lists for different subjects like Politics, Sports, Kids, Relationships and Many Moar! Links to those are on mah site.
I lives inside teh beltway but I is moar petlitical than political.
PETLITICAL!!!!!
I lubs dis!!! A fabtabyoulus addition to my voki… vokub…
er… a grate noo wordz!!!!!!!!!!!
fank yu!!!
Wear’z darkkwollff? I habbent scene hide nor hare ob hims fore a while.
“Soon! Soon I shall know the secret of bunny nom nom’s! What REALLY fuels bunway airlines!!!”
Stab!!!
Opening the tuna can always gives ‘em away.
Rolololol awn rodney!!!
dis is nawt teh plehboi manshun?
Identity crisis kitteh iz havin’ many self doubts.
Chapter lef owt uf whataship duwn!
Oh hai, welkomes tu our costoom partie!
Things went amazingly well until it was ascertained that Kitteh did not know the secret password — Cadbury.
They knowed he was a spy when they axed him to resite teh Greek alfabets and he only got to “mew”.
omg. what kind of cat is that? I use to have one. I heard of them refered to as moon calico’s…but I cant find any thing on them.
helpz meeh plzkthxbia.
Some have even resorted to Obfuscation to get in to see Hannah Montana
Kitteh wakes up in sad horrer, haveng thot taht last New Yeers Eev was teh last time he wood let tihs sort uv thing evur happen agin.
But once agin, he must set upon teh task uv membering waht happuned, figgering owt wehre he iz and how far frum home tihs tyme. No monee fer bus ticketz…damm. And den he siehs, deeplee.
Yes!
Ai nawt get joak. teh kitteh luk lyk bunneh
Yep, and kitteh goin to backstab buuniez wizout bin notised
ZOMG! IM ON ICHC!
bunnys rool my fuzzy socks lol
test
I didnt even see the cat until i looked hard enough