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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I can has sub woofer?
Durnit, congrats an all dat, butt I is not dantsin like an alpaca.
*pondurs*
well, mebbee I alreddee doo….
Whut wood buggin like for tehr nawt-sekund danse? Am not amiliar wif nativ danses of teh llama-area. Someting mountinus, mebbe?
Purrhaps a hyland wirl??
*wirl, wirl,
twirl, twirl,
fall down, fro up*
skews me!
Fankyew so very muchlee for the “nawt sekind” wishes an dances K, ML and MM!!! Yoo all maze me with yur “Dances With teh Starz” significant mad dancin skills! Happty Noo Yeer!!!
In eggsactly(maybe) :8 seconds , 39 minutes, 1 hour, and 11 days will be Cheezburger’s First Anivesuree!!
California tyme dat iz.
Fur ebreebuddee hoo hazn’t seen it - ai bring yoo lolcatburglar’s latest opus. Iz nawt qwite finshished - but iz nebbertehless purrfekt fur nao.
“This one is for teh Noo Yeer, singed to teh toon of “Auld Lang Syne”. It’s only one verse and teh korrus, but that’s all moast peeps knoes. Maybe I’ll get stukk in teh traffics again and finish it.”
Should rools of spelling be forgot
Good grammer left behind?
Should new acquaintances be got
The cheezy, frendly kind?
icanhascheezburger dot com
It’s our most favrite site
We’ll make new frenz and lol all day
And then we’ll lol all night
As Tinee Tim dId nawt say. . .HAPPEE NOO YEER, EBBREEWUN!
YES!!!
Best wishes for yoo, janet, kkl, mm, ml, buggin’ and kaffleen in 2008! and Tribble, and Stend, an jinx, an darkwollff, an ebberywon!!
I doan fink ICHC haz ben around 4 a hole yr yet, haz it? But this is teh 1rst New Year wii have Silly-brated together!
Whoo Hoo fur buggin2go on gettin de Tpo Spot!
Wii HAZ tu sing da llama song! (Go tu youtube fur da llama song eef u doan no eet.)
Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama, llama
Duck
Happi new year tu awl da cheez frenz!
LLOMA LLOMA DUCK!!!!
LOL, badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerMUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!
i wus oncet a treehaus, i libbed inna kake, bud i nebber saw teh way teh orange slayed teh rake!!
I wuz only 3 yrs ded, butt eye told teh tail, an now lissen child 2 teh sayfte rale!!
OMG. I just got home from work and am watching tila tequila on MTV - is that her in this photo ??? it looks just like her…
Oh noes!!!!!1! Not shots at luv for yoo!
telling you, it’s either her or her twin sister. they have the same jawline
“up next, 16 contestants will compete to win the affections of a bisexual llama”
“up next on MTV, 16 contestants will compete to win the affecti0ns of a bis3xual llama”
whups. WP needs to decide if s3xual is legal or not
Hey, dont fergit: http://ihasahotdog.com/ Dey has sub “woofers!”
where I put da tv and elebendy speakers?
An teh champayn holder an the 9 millyun inch rims an teh saddle uv reel Corintheeyan Lethur?
Iz you gonna put Ricardo Monteban in teh Coritheeyun Lethr saddle???
uh yeah, and you know how they always have a TV in the trunk?
nevermind …
dis alpakah bee blingin yo
all in the game yo, all in the game
donut haet teh playa haet teh game!
eye js lubbz teh peersings!!!
Nice ear-tassels!!
d00d!!!
Lolpaka beens Overholled!
yeh - speshully sins its a llama!
Mai ignoranse, let me show yoo it! (aka: I rongly say tomatoe an yoo say tomahtoe)
True dat! Dis llllllllllama, not alpaky. Alpakys is all soulful and skinny-neckedededed and all. Llllllamas is snooty even when trickeded outs like dis.
Shamma Llama Ding Dong
llama, llama, bro bama, banana fanna-foh sho famma, fee feye, yo mamma—llama!!!
They have sweet faces, don’t they? I hear they make good animals to raise.
Raise dem? Kaffleen, liff kits r so five minits ago.
Iz almoss 2008. U gotta lower ur alpaka to b kewl.
Lo-Ri-Der…
Mijjit alpacas?
dat’z DWARF alpacas 2 joo (ore LIDDLE alapakas!)!!!!
akshullee I ment too say pigmee. Is Dwarf?
*hed smak*
/luvs dem pygmee goats an munchkin kittees
Kaffl33n mayd meh lol wiff “Mijjit alpacas.” Dey represent dah loli-pop gild
alpacas do, but llamas are teh meen!
Louie iznnt!!! He bery naiz. Once ai cum see him (he atta horsie ranch) n ai carreein cofee. He luk adda cup an ai shau tu him laik ai du dah kitths wen dey curriuz aboudsumpin i hab, an say, “oh u don wan diz!” Budhe did! He stuck his noze in mai coffee an slurp up. Den de ponee and goad n sheeps wan sum tu! Ackshlly, dy al preefur deh red slurpee drinks. Maeks dem luk laik dey wear libstik. Also laik empee ice cream cone (mebbe laik full ones, too). an cakes. An Louie laiks fried eggs ebry mornin. Bud he donn wanna be pedded mush, juz put ub wid whail u feed he
JAJEH - where doo yoo live taht yoo knows so menee llamas? an ponee and goad n sheeps? Hoo iz Louie??
Ai onlee kno one llama, an hiz naem iz Louie. He libs at Roseland Ranch neer Poukepsie New York. Dey also hab a foo sheeps and goads n ponees. More offen ai go to Rockinhorse ranch, alzo neer Pookippsie, Dey hab lodsa hawsies - obber a hunnert! An juz got laz summr a zebra bebbee (relllee!!!), a donkee dats preggers, an a bebbee cammel! (He also drinked mai coffee.) Dey hab sebral draff hawsies, one ub wich iz 18 hans high an wayz a ton! He’s soo gorgus!!
Dere’s anudder place upstade a liddle dat had an emu, an some alpacas dat ai dont tink ai ebber petted, dey staied away, but also sum caus (milked one onct, just a little to trai), anna big ole longhorn bull named Jake. U cud pet him. He waz gennle, but cud maek hard taim fur hannlers becuz so big. Gib him some carrets, an hiz big ole tung cumes out, slurp! Hawsies taek wid der libs, but caus wid der tungs
oooo…dat sounds lyke sooo much funn!! I lubs awl does animules–’specially horses! Happee Noo yeers to U, JAHEH, an awl odder Noo Yorkerz!!!
JAJEH - that soundz laik a reelee grate place. Ai hardlee ever getz to Noo York, but ai doo hav frenz in Ithaca an sum relatives sorta neer there. Purrhapz ai’ll get to go there sum day - nao that ai know taht it iz there to go to.
Ai LUVS taht kind ov place. An yoo ar verree jenereous with yur coffee, ai must say!
Checkoud rhranch.com fur more info. Ai tink Roseland iz goin unner. It waznt duin tu well, cept fur a foo areas. RH iz lodsa fun, and haz terrific FUD! Hailee recommend.
Deh donkee n stripey horse bote had blankets an it waz culd, but de camole didnt, so ai taut he needed sumpin tu warm inner camole, and he did! He drink berry clebber. Cudn’t get noze in, so he put mouffe on said ub cub and push down, mush laik we wud.
An tenks fur noo yeer wishes, and saem tu yu ur a wunnerful 2008!
Tird plaez ai mention iz pinegroveranch,com, near Kerhonksen. Ai don laik quide so much anee moer, but usedatube mai favrite.
Ai pozzted pichers frum RHRranch but dey nebber wend aneewere cept away. Will pozt again.
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URL: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?
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Dis iz de bib-big hawsie ai menshuned abuve. Picher duznd du him juzztice - bud ai cudnt get frum side. Wen u next tu him, u next tu a horsee mountain!
Here iz Louie:
http://www.roselandranch.com/zoo.html
Here’z a picher ub Louie:
http://www.roselandranch.com/zoo.html
Diz mait appeer twice becuz ai tried to put up beefurr….but he’s Louie-Louie
Thankz, JAJEH. Louie luks - verree llama liek! But the link to the beeg hawsee didn’t werk. It took me bak to ICHC - teh latest pikshure.
Ai no…dunno ware ai mezzup. Muzz trai agin sumtiem
there’s a llama in Idaho named Tina. She’s a phat lard and woant eat her fud. Gosh!
mai brudder haz 3 llamas.
Dolly (yah, dolly llama. sigh.) iz sweet.
Andy (like frum da andes, get it?) is a nise boi.
Skippy - hez meen. bites and spits. But hez owld an wuz a reskue (all of dem be rez-kues) frum a bad sikuashun, ai fink.
tehy allays luks liek muppets frum fraggle rock 2 me speshally wen tehy wawk.
“Llama, alpaca, vicuna too;
Zebras, ibexes, and one big kudu…”
Skoolhowse Rok is how I lurned my multiPLEHcashun tablez!
Ai thawt teh eggzackt saem thng
hmmm, seamz like iffn yU wantz anyimules to mutiply, rabbitz wood B a bedder choyce!
“Teh 1-l lama is a Boodist preest;
teh 2 l-llama is a mountain pak aminal,
but a 3-l lllama is one awful big fire!!!”
Ogden Nash reference!
Iz dat orijinl text?
I remember…
Da wun-ell lama, heez a preest
Da too-ell llama, heez a beest
But I wood bet a silk pajama
Dere iznt enny three-ell lllama!
“The author’s attention has been drawn to a type of conflagration known as a t