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I can has sub woofer?
Durnit, congrats an all dat, butt I is not dantsin like an alpaca.
*pondurs*
well, mebbee I alreddee doo….
Whut wood buggin like for tehr nawt-sekund danse? Am not amiliar wif nativ danses of teh llama-area. Someting mountinus, mebbe?
Purrhaps a hyland wirl??
*wirl, wirl,
twirl, twirl,
fall down, fro up*
skews me!
Fankyew so very muchlee for the “nawt sekind” wishes an dances K, ML and MM!!! Yoo all maze me with yur “Dances With teh Starz” significant mad dancin skills! Happty Noo Yeer!!!
In eggsactly(maybe) :8 seconds , 39 minutes, 1 hour, and 11 days will be Cheezburger’s First Anivesuree!!
California tyme dat iz.
Fur ebreebuddee hoo hazn’t seen it – ai bring yoo lolcatburglar’s latest opus. Iz nawt qwite finshished – but iz nebbertehless purrfekt fur nao.
“This one is for teh Noo Yeer, singed to teh toon of “Auld Lang Syne”. It’s only one verse and teh korrus, but that’s all moast peeps knoes. Maybe I’ll get stukk in teh traffics again and finish it.”
Should rools of spelling be forgot
Good grammer left behind?
Should new acquaintances be got
The cheezy, frendly kind?
icanhascheezburger dot com
It’s our most favrite site
We’ll make new frenz and lol all day
And then we’ll lol all night
As Tinee Tim dId nawt say. . .HAPPEE NOO YEER, EBBREEWUN!
YES!!!
Best wishes for yoo, janet, kkl, mm, ml, buggin’ and kaffleen in 2008! and Tribble, and Stend, an jinx, an darkwollff, an ebberywon!!
I doan fink ICHC haz ben around 4 a hole yr yet, haz it? But this is teh 1rst New Year wii have Silly-brated together!
Whoo Hoo fur buggin2go on gettin de Tpo Spot!
Wii HAZ tu sing da llama song! (Go tu youtube fur da llama song eef u doan no eet.)
Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama, llama
Duck
Happi new year tu awl da cheez frenz!
LLOMA LLOMA DUCK!!!!
LOL, badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerMUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!
i wus oncet a treehaus, i libbed inna kake, bud i nebber saw teh way teh orange slayed teh rake!!
I wuz only 3 yrs ded, butt eye told teh tail, an now lissen child 2 teh sayfte rale!!
OMG. I just got home from work and am watching tila tequila on MTV – is that her in this photo ??? it looks just like her…
Oh noes!!!!!1! Not shots at luv for yoo!
telling you, it’s either her or her twin sister. they have the same jawline
“up next, 16 contestants will compete to win the affections of a bisexual llama”
“up next on MTV, 16 contestants will compete to win the affecti0ns of a bis3xual llama”
whups. WP needs to decide if s3xual is legal or not
Hey, dont fergit: http://ihasahotdog.com/ Dey has sub “woofers!”
where I put da tv and elebendy speakers?
An teh champayn holder an the 9 millyun inch rims an teh saddle uv reel Corintheeyan Lethur?
Iz you gonna put Ricardo Monteban in teh Coritheeyun Lethr saddle???
uh yeah, and you know how they always have a TV in the trunk?
nevermind …
dis alpakah bee blingin yo
all in the game yo, all in the game
donut haet teh playa haet teh game!
eye js lubbz teh peersings!!!
Nice ear-tassels!!
d00d!!!
Lolpaka beens Overholled!
yeh – speshully sins its a llama!
Mai ignoranse, let me show yoo it! (aka: I rongly say tomatoe an yoo say tomahtoe)
True dat! Dis llllllllllama, not alpaky. Alpakys is all soulful and skinny-neckedededed and all. Llllllamas is snooty even when trickeded outs like dis.
Shamma Llama Ding Dong
llama, llama, bro bama, banana fanna-foh sho famma, fee feye, yo mamma—llama!!!
They have sweet faces, don’t they? I hear they make good animals to raise.
Raise dem? Kaffleen, liff kits r so five minits ago.
Iz almoss 2008. U gotta lower ur alpaka to b kewl.
Lo-Ri-Der…
Mijjit alpacas?
dat’z DWARF alpacas 2 joo (ore LIDDLE alapakas!)!!!!
akshullee I ment too say pigmee. Is Dwarf?
*hed smak*
/luvs dem pygmee goats an munchkin kittees
Kaffl33n mayd meh lol wiff “Mijjit alpacas.” Dey represent dah loli-pop gild
alpacas do, but llamas are teh meen!
Louie iznnt!!! He bery naiz. Once ai cum see him (he atta horsie ranch) n ai carreein cofee. He luk adda cup an ai shau tu him laik ai du dah kitths wen dey curriuz aboudsumpin i hab, an say, “oh u don wan diz!” Budhe did! He stuck his noze in mai coffee an slurp up. Den de ponee and goad n sheeps wan sum tu! Ackshlly, dy al preefur deh red slurpee drinks. Maeks dem luk laik dey wear libstik. Also laik empee ice cream cone (mebbe laik full ones, too). an cakes. An Louie laiks fried eggs ebry mornin. Bud he donn wanna be pedded mush, juz put ub wid whail u feed he
JAJEH – where doo yoo live taht yoo knows so menee llamas? an ponee and goad n sheeps? Hoo iz Louie??
Ai onlee kno one llama, an hiz naem iz Louie. He libs at Roseland Ranch neer Poukepsie New York. Dey also hab a foo sheeps and goads n ponees. More offen ai go to Rockinhorse ranch, alzo neer Pookippsie, Dey hab lodsa hawsies – obber a hunnert! An juz got laz summr a zebra bebbee (relllee!!!), a donkee dats preggers, an a bebbee cammel! (He also drinked mai coffee.) Dey hab sebral draff hawsies, one ub wich iz 18 hans high an wayz a ton! He’s soo gorgus!!
Dere’s anudder place upstade a liddle dat had an emu, an some alpacas dat ai dont tink ai ebber petted, dey staied away, but also sum caus (milked one onct, just a little to trai), anna big ole longhorn bull named Jake. U cud pet him. He waz gennle, but cud maek hard taim fur hannlers becuz so big. Gib him some carrets, an hiz big ole tung cumes out, slurp! Hawsies taek wid der libs, but caus wid der tungs
oooo…dat sounds lyke sooo much funn!! I lubs awl does animules–’specially horses! Happee Noo yeers to U, JAHEH, an awl odder Noo Yorkerz!!!
JAJEH – that soundz laik a reelee grate place. Ai hardlee ever getz to Noo York, but ai doo hav frenz in Ithaca an sum relatives sorta neer there. Purrhapz ai’ll get to go there sum day – nao that ai know taht it iz there to go to.
Ai LUVS taht kind ov place. An yoo ar verree jenereous with yur coffee, ai must say!
Checkoud rhranch.com fur more info. Ai tink Roseland iz goin unner. It waznt duin tu well, cept fur a foo areas. RH iz lodsa fun, and haz terrific FUD! Hailee recommend.
Deh donkee n stripey horse bote had blankets an it waz culd, but de camole didnt, so ai taut he needed sumpin tu warm inner camole, and he did! He drink berry clebber. Cudn’t get noze in, so he put mouffe on said ub cub and push down, mush laik we wud.
An tenks fur noo yeer wishes, and saem tu yu ur a wunnerful 2008!
Tird plaez ai mention iz pinegroveranch,com, near Kerhonksen. Ai don laik quide so much anee moer, but usedatube mai favrite.
Ai pozzted pichers frum RHRranch but dey nebber wend aneewere cept away. Will pozt again.
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Dis iz de bib-big hawsie ai menshuned abuve. Picher duznd du him juzztice – bud ai cudnt get frum side. Wen u next tu him, u next tu a horsee mountain!
Here iz Louie:
http://www.roselandranch.com/zoo.html
Here’z a picher ub Louie:
http://www.roselandranch.com/zoo.html
Diz mait appeer twice becuz ai tried to put up beefurr….but he’s Louie-Louie
Thankz, JAJEH. Louie luks – verree llama liek! But the link to the beeg hawsee didn’t werk. It took me bak to ICHC – teh latest pikshure.
Ai no…dunno ware ai mezzup. Muzz trai agin sumtiem
there’s a llama in Idaho named Tina. She’s a phat lard and woant eat her fud. Gosh!
mai brudder haz 3 llamas.
Dolly (yah, dolly llama. sigh.) iz sweet.
Andy (like frum da andes, get it?) is a nise boi.
Skippy – hez meen. bites and spits. But hez owld an wuz a reskue (all of dem be rez-kues) frum a bad sikuashun, ai fink.
tehy allays luks liek muppets frum fraggle rock 2 me speshally wen tehy wawk.
“Llama, alpaca, vicuna too;
Zebras, ibexes, and one big kudu…”
Skoolhowse Rok is how I lurned my multiPLEHcashun tablez!
Ai thawt teh eggzackt saem thng
hmmm, seamz like iffn yU wantz anyimules to mutiply, rabbitz wood B a bedder choyce!
“Teh 1-l lama is a Boodist preest;
teh 2 l-llama is a mountain pak aminal,
but a 3-l lllama is one awful big fire!!!”
Ogden Nash reference!
Iz dat orijinl text?
I remember…
Da wun-ell lama, heez a preest
Da too-ell llama, heez a beest
But I wood bet a silk pajama
Dere iznt enny three-ell lllama!
“The author’s attention has been drawn to a type of conflagration known as a three-alarmer. Pooh.”
Tanks fur Xplnashun. M slooow tihs mornin.
Iz nawt orijinal, just best gess/memberin. Closer to Yogi Berra tehn Ogeden Nash, I tink.
yep, snippet be quotin ogden nash!!
http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1080.html
happy, happy noo yeer 2 all teh lamas, llamas, kittehs, and peepz ebberywear!!!
he looks so confused >.<
Dat’s becuz evvybody calling him alpaky when he iz akchully llllllllllllama!
llllama wonders if ear tassels makes her face look fat… maybe should have gone with simple gold hoops?
Alpakka iz nawt
Kitteh. Moar lykez smawll vershunn
ubz Starr Warz Tawn~Tawn
Jentill amminull
wiff a sawff kote andz eeben
sweeturr attitood
Alpakka duz nawt
myndz tassillz, but drawz t3h lyne
atz preetenshuss bleeng
Jack.
ohai, jack!
happeh new eer!!
ohai, ittehbittehkitteh!
Happee Noo Yeer 2
U andz all Cheezfrendz hoo help
mayk dis playse a Hoam!
Verreh nyse Kitteh
Pome awn t3h preevee~us thredd,
iee~bee~kay. Gud stuff!
Jack.
iz a candel, jack. u da sunn. fanksu 4 komplimint.
Ittehbitteh – waht yoo sayed to jack wuz just awesum!
o.O Candlejack? Fr33kaz0id ref. FTW
teh howze acros teh hiwai haz sum alpakkas.
dey haz a lyon, a tieger, ahn a coogar, too.
Ah did not knowz dis uhntil deh lyon ezcaped a few weekz ahgo.
He wuz cawt afteh he kild a cuple of cowz.
Last nite ah herd himz rowring for deh firs time eber….
Ah wonnerz how deh alpakkas sleepz aht nite?
nowt too cumfurablee ai suspek.
LIONS AND TIGERS AND ….LLAMAS OH MY
cheezy crisis!!! it’s a lyon, tiger and cooger–git in teh car!!!
OMG I LOVE ALPACAS!
Err, this here’s a LLAMA.
OK – alpackalamma and you’ll packa vicuna
(An needer ub uz will get on de plaen)
Icanhazsweater?
wool—if U want, shure.
ohai, kitkay? duz u nitt? i juss comed backs from new eer nittin partay. yeh. wild and krazy! we nitted an watch ball drawp.
happeh new eer!
hi, ibk!!! sownds fun!!! nitten an watching teh bawl drop–doan drop yore balls ob yarn, dough!!! (yarn duzn kume in bawls NE more?) I am naut skilled in teh artz of knittehn, but eye kin embroyder some. I had a relaxin eve at home, while hubby had a gig at a Kasino tonite…I nott feal sad or loney becuz I hab so menny cheezy frens!
Duz it has Kamale Tow???
mmm. fornius, i finks u finds dem on da kammels. dis wun have da llama tow.
aiz to be teh qween uf the rose bowl purraid
Poor little llama.
Does noone know the differnce between a llama and an alpaca? How sad.
I duz! OK, cloudy shutz up nowz.
Ummm, llamaz are bigger…N naudso sofflukkin
“I’d rather be a sparrow than a snail
Yes I would, if I could, I surely would”
…or, ai spoze, a llama. Dis teh ony Peruvian song ai noes, srsly.
“I’d rather B a llama, thin a nale, yes i wood…etc”
i’d rather b a llama’s floofy tail, yes i wud
http://www.nas.com/~jnkllamas/Con%20Good%20Tailset.jpg
mah flashee nose ring comin next week !!!
yeee-ah.
I wore dis same outfit dooring dah NYC blakout… me liked it til dah lites cameded bak on.. den I liked it MOAR!!
Happy Neu Year 2 ma Cheez Frenz!!!
http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/12/happy-new-year.html
Deer Xibit, pls to pimp ma Kia. I axe Galpin evree yeer et da Car Sho. Dey jus stayr at me in horrur. Sigh.
Y knot rice-out? (*^ ^*)
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Furst ownur traid to. Put awn ricer pipes, an it bloo owt a sillindrrr…. Fur beddar milij I needa put awn stok pipes….
Da kleer kote peeld awf, I spoze it gawt sunburnd dis summer…. Sigh… nawt eben 60K miles awn in in 9 yeerz an itsa peesa poop car. We needa PreeYES! fur hubbee to drive awn da 405…. 25 miles in under 2 owrs! 2 timez a day…. much gas…. sigh….
Oh YES. a PreeYES! Ai reelee wantz wun, too.
Happitail Gnu Yeer to all!
Happy 2008 from Esme and D Marie in Virginia!
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nao i tunes mah voyce… (la la la LA la la la) (iz arpejjio)
we fish u a meowy chrissmouse
we fish u a meowy chrissmouse
we fish u a meowy chrissmouse
an a nappy new eer
gud littr we bringed 4 u an yr kin
gud lttr 4 chrissmouse
an a nappy new eer
we awl wants summ ikky shu strings
we awl wants summ ikky shu strings
we awl wants summ ikky shu strings
so bring summ rite neow!!
bess wishes from ittehbittehkitteh
Awwww…dats a bery sweet song.
Fank yew.
Happey 200ATE IBK, D Marie, Esme, JCH4K, Barney &
awl teh Cheez Peeps an dere lubbed wons.
PS. TJ seems to know dat hims iz supposed to celebrate, cuz he’z had teh rips fur teh last hour. Full tilt boogie!
merry, mary, merrie, mare-y, marry NOo YEar!!!!
To DMarie an awl teh east coasty’s (I naugt unnderstand teh sekrit code, but i doo unnerstand the messaje!)
To Janet and her 4 kittehs…
To Ittybitty, whose song maded me chuckle out lowd.
To ebberybunny and kitteh!
Meny meow’s (and miaows), gud litter, fresh fisch, an above all, lotsa icky shoestrings!!!
and to Romeow, snorgler, lbreeze, jack, cmerry, snippet, E.T., brie, LofB, kwazy, sgfish. brandon, ‘llergic, philene, cloudy, WritXel, thornius, ishtar, snippet, Missy, monkey, luflaf, bonzo and awl teh rest!
Happy New Year to one and all, hope it will be a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2008 for every one.
It is Wednesday January 2nd here in New Zealand and 5-30 am.
As teh whirled turns.
Squidge, ur teh mostest experienced in 2008.
How does it luk so far?
Is tomorrow gonna b a gud dai fur us wen we git dere?
I habn’t cleened teh litter boks awl yeer.
Mah kittehz habn’t had gushi fud awl yeer.
Dis is weerd… I replied last nite, and saw my reply… an now its gone.
Thank you for the lovely song! I gave Esme a yellow satin ribbon, cuz I wear loafers, so I don’t have shu strings
Awwww – did liddle Esme rite taht last bit awl bai herself?? Clefur liddle babbeh!
Maybee she grow up an send sekrit messajes laik mai Barney!
Hippo Gnu Deer from snippet, tu!
Still 2 owrs til gnu yeer heer awn West Kost. Hubbee an I bin ringin in da noo yeer awl day lawng! Wheee!!!!!
Bad ting is, I bin tryin to chooz a medicare doctrrr plan awl munf, iz hard to desyde…. Nao, wif a fyoo howrs left til dedline, dey has shut down da site! Shenanigans! I bin robbed uv mai chants to chooz a beddar plan! Poop!
Iz hard to chooz. Sum plans nawt cuver whut I need, wun plan wuz PERFIK! Essept – no doctrr neer me at awl!!! Sigh…. So I gess I just be awn da regular suckee plan til I kin chooz agin….. stooppee guvermint webite…. grumble grumble….
Maybee hubbee kin put rum in mai aygnawg nao?
hai, onceajinx—happy, healthy noo y’ear! eye hopes yoo naut needs dr.s dis year (much)!!! Dat’s teh best solution!
that’s a llama
one pimped out llama
Wat u tink ur ot wooutfit wooks tho much betta. . . I tink it wooks shmexy!!!
yu put yer tassels WHERE? Dat don werk fer me….
(galumphs off humming…I like the nite life, i like to party) ooh yeah, batttin muh lashes and wipping my head aroun….woot woot!
Jeez, ask for ’something new’ at the barber shop, and this happens…
Akshully, did here be Llama, nawt Alpaca. Hez face too masculine. Alpaca has moar delikut featurez, and Alpaca tends to has afroes, and Alpaca is smaller. But this piktur still verry lulzworthy.
Teh nekliss lukks luvly, dahling…but teh matchen earrings iz ovurdewin it!
Is not alpaca, is llama, sillies
Iss not alpaca, iss llama. Yup, yup.
Dis guy’s actually a llama-man…not an alpaca-man.
ah. Alpakah iz meh bezt frend. Ai luv yoo alpakah!
OH. MAH. seeling cat.
PLZ PLZ PLZ no let dis be da noo epic maont fur de rath uv de lolizard king spanshun!!!
thats actually a pic of a llama, not an alpaca. i own llamas, so i would know.
i was about to say that…so yay! someone else kows their animals!
just thought u’d like to know, not trying to make anyone feel bad.
well the thing looks like hailey and jenna haha lol:)