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I’m not sure what you yank cats are up to, but


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here in England we speak the Queen’s English.

yank kitteh noes shakesapear

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: um…..

PS: uh, but dose r plates from teh Nedderlands, Sir. Kitteh. (thx eagle-eyed readers)

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  1. Cookie's human says:

    Great – lets drive through the Chunnel and kick some French ass together!

  2. Brit kit’s respekt 4 u is as big as his car.

  3. Neil says:

    You can tell he’s an English Kitteh–look at his rotten fangs.

  4. two_kittehs says:

    Mah propah English, let me show you it

  5. Rosy says:

    In England we speak properly, yes – but that’s a Dutch numberplate!

  6. When there is a king the Brit kits speek teh King’s English and when there is a Queen they speek teh Queen’s English. Here’s a kwestion: if teh next Brittish monark is a King, will there bes a transishun period or will u has to start speeking teh King’s English on Coronation Day, wifout fail, no exceptions, off wif their heds?

    I think this is teh reeson mah ansessters left teh teenytiny Ingerland.

    • pedantkitteh says:

      Coronation Day won’t be til bout year after we gets King. Kittehs must spend time preparing partay. Use that time as transishun period perhaps. Plus EU say we no allowed off wif their heads no more ennyway.

    • charlie74656 says:

      It will be ‘Teh Queen iz ded, Long Live teh King!’ Iz nebber wivout a Monarks. Not waitz til Coronashumz, iz so imed … immed … strate awayz!

    • dee says:

      den dey betters startz practisin speekin teh Prince Charlez’z inglish.

      • td says:

        Teh King’s Eenglish an teh Kween’s engleesh is teh same in praktice. It jus change naem cos iz fikkle!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Well, td – ai havn’t seen yoo heer befoar, either. Ai hoep yoo stick around fur 2008 cuz yoo seem to bee verree funnee – just rite fur us.

          An yur – blog thingee – reelee WOW. Yur dragon, so adorabul. (yoo cud bring heem here fur yur avatar).

  7. trueleech says:

    Lolz, in england with a Nederlands numberplate. :-(

  8. karen says:

    heer in amurika, we aint got no kween. we gots……..er……..wanna traed?

  9. Tribble says:

    Az evdanced bye de bumpher stykerz beelow.

    Kinda OT – U guyz een de UK gettin cloze tu midnite. U haz a spechul celebrashun tingy, lyke wii haz de bawl dat dropz een da US?

    • charlie74656 says:

      Wii haz firewurks and beeeg partieee in Trafalgurz Skware! Acshully firewurks goes on forebers, not so gud fur kittehs. :(

  10. Pollo says:

    This pic is not from England from Netherland

  11. karen says:

    we doan need no edjoomakayshun…….we doan need no thawt korntroll…….no dark sarkazm in teh klass rume…….teechur leev us katz a loan!

    • 3heathens says:

      Eef u doan eet yur meet, u caint habs ur pudding!!

      • BonzoGal says:

        Ai has seen teh pudding… nawt wurth it. ;)

        • bonzogal! u maded meh laff!!

          yeh mutch diffrent fings puddin heer an puddin in ingland. an den way diffrent in frantz wif da “mousse”. (dats dey wurd 4 da puddin.)

          has u seed monteh pyfon meenin ob life? i fink so wuz dat moobie. da peepels in da kottage getz vizzit from def. dey ax him whut killt dem. he say “da sammen mousse”. boy, did i fergitz bowt dat da first (an onleh) time i nom da sammen mousse. dint like it. fishee… nom ennyway 2 b nice. had beeg bad belleh ake layter. den memmembered moobie an da boneh fingr pointin at da mousse.

      • gascat says:

        pinky floyd!!!!
        ftw!

        momcat ( gascat)

  12. LBeeeze says:

    an wee eetz crumpetz an skonz

    an strawberreez wiff owr creem.

  13. beppo says:

    So, it’s an english cat sitting on a car with a dutch license plate?

  14. two_kittehs says:

    Yank kitteh to the Brit kitteh
    U can haz proper English but we can haz cheezburgers and pizza and pasketti.

    Kthx bai

  15. D Marie says:

    As midnight arrives around teh globe, we should raise our glasses in toast at teh top of each hour. Becuz of ICHC, we have friends somewhere celebrating the New Year at that minnit. And, since it is gonna be almost six hours til I get to celebrate, gives me a chance to party more!

    Jealous of people who gets 2008 earlier than me, cuz 2007 has gotten old and tatty around teh edges now.

    • Cookie's human says:

      As I write this, the Middle East just entered 2008 an hour ago. Let’s join with all the kittehs to tell our soldiers over dere we loves them and we be very proud of dem, and that we hope that area of da world will soon know peace (pray REAL HARD on that one).

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        This is a verree lufflee thot, Cookie’s human. Ai will certainlee joyn yoo in these hoeps. And teh prayers. We ar indeed verree, verree prowd ov tehse extraordinairilee brave peepl.

    • bubbyscranky says:

      I raisded mah glass many hours ago in Australias. But here is to all ob u who still has to waits!

      • BonzoGal says:

        Teeny Tiny INgerland has 2008 naow! Hey Britalish peeps- haow is teh Noo Yeer so far?!?

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Wai, bubbyscranky – ar yoo frum Australia?????? Ai din’t know taht. Hav yoo said it befoar an ai just missed it?

        Ai wish yoo a moast Happee New Year!

  16. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    riiight–I just watched “Snatch” with the subtitles on.

  17. dp says:

    That’s a Dutch car.

  18. KC says:

    Pompous Cat is pontificating.

  19. rodney dill says:

    Queen’s english? As in ‘We Are The Champions’ or ‘Fat Bottomed Girls’?

  20. Puddy says:

    I think this cat is from the Netherlands.

    Or to put it another way, How Dutch is that Moggie in the Window?

    =( ‘.’ )=

  21. charlie74656 says:

    LOL, kitteh iz nawt gud at teh reverseeng – see teh dentz in teh bumpeh? Naw wunderz he needz teh bull barz!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Hai, charlie74656 – an also Rosy. Ar yoo noo heer? ai don’t remember seeing yur naymes bfoar.

      Ov corse, we don’t know where everreebuddee iz frum , coz menee don’t ever say. But iz verree nice to hav too noo peepls frum TeenietineeIngerland. We knows Ambercat, SJ, sangrail an handicat, as well as Paws4Thot frum Scotland but hoo else iz there?

      Eneway – happee noo yeer to yoo awl – an may we see much moar of yoo in 2008!

      • charlie74656 says:

        thx, jch4k, been lurkinz fur a whilz, seed wut nice peepz wuz heer. Yes, iz frum teenietineeIngerland! Iz in West countree!

        • gascat says:

          Hi der!

          weiz hear- da gascat, fishykitteh, spoose, n I wentz too berry, berry engerlish pub in denver. I hadz nomey shepads pie, n raspberry triffle (n glass ub berry nice homegrowed liv yeast beer- tastey lik GUD guiness frum da cask!
          ackshowly I noes drinky dat much (maybe 1-2 timz a yer) wurld bit fuzzy…..butz berry happi place! (hic!)

          momcat ub gascat
          ps- engimin FINALLY madz it hear taday- shud hab carz bac on friday….
          wish, wish
          hope, hope,
          prai, prai !

        • hi, charlie!
          nice 2 made akwayntints. hope u has wunnerful new eer. mah wishes also 2 awl mah cheezfrenz 4 da helf, happiniss an posp- protrs- *sigh* menny munneys an gud fings in 2008.

        • salleh says:

          HI charlie iz u a boi kitteh oar a gurl kitteh….(ai askez cause mi bestest fren wen ai waz a kitn….her naemz was Charlotte, but we cawlz her Charlie…)

          an wat part ob teh west countri r u frum…..Cornnnnnwwwalllll, Summeryset or Debon????

          ai hab beed to teeny tiny Inagerlan 6 tymes an free ob dem we wented to teh west countri…….ai fink ai useded to lib a preevius lif der….it allus cawleded me bak……so beeutius……

          onct wen we wer in Corrrnnnwaallll….we wneted to teh Mounty St. Mikalez…..an eneded up followin teh current errl round teh plaise as he gibbeded a tour to a fren ob hiz …….triyng to be teh inconspikuus……but we boff had our eerz set to “antenna” so we cood heer wat he waz sayin……

  22. D.R. says:

    U not gettin mah parkin spayse!

  23. miss foots says:

    Ahhhh wut doz teh Kween no? She gots too Korgee goggies.

    • charlie74656 says:

      Acshully haz dorgies az well – daksie-korgee – iz ebun shorterz legz!

    • Sophie Tucker says:

      A lady I used to know owned Korgees. One day she was walking one of said Korgees. Some kids saw her & wandered over to admire the dog — who was very cute (for a dog). One of the kids laughed & called it a ‘lowrider dog.’ Which it is.

      • JAJEH says:

        Saw a corgi in acshun aroun hawsies. Very single minded. Drove all de hawsies to the barn wen dey caem bak frum ride (dey were oin der aneway, but corgi maed sure. Berry nervy, right up to back feet, bawkin an bawkin.

  24. BorisEvenWorse says:

    You cans’t speek Qween’s englitch eny more.

    She wants it back. You wored it out.

  25. Jack Deth says:

    Chawnsee Uppurrcrust
    Kitteh mayz beez smug, but no
    haz sentrill heeteeng

    Thumppurr Kitteh reedz
    capshunn. Feenkz UK Kitteh
    duth proatesst 2 much

    UK Kitteh duz
    nawt wunndurr wie Hewminz dryvez
    awn rawng syde ubz roadz :-)

    Jack.

  26. Simpson says:

    Bwitish kittah iz waitin fur his tea

  27. halfbeast says:

    oh, duhbell diir! r wii in a pickul nau!

  28. charlie74656 says:

    Happee Nooo Yuuuuurzzzzz !!! To all teh kittehs!

    Leastwayz iz her in teenytiny Ingerlundz! :)

  29. zer05um says:

    Well, I say! This is what we, in the old country, would refer to as an imposter, a fake, a forgery; a base canard! That car, the very emblem of all that made England great in the midst of the past century, the venerable and thrice beloved Mini Cooper is emblazoned with identification markings of an altogether different realm. No British cat this, oh no. No indeed, merely a “Johnny Foreigner” masquerading as one of Her August Majesty’s own, although I note with, it must be said, with a certain pleasure that Dhr. Kattekop represents another fine Monarchy in the form of the Netherlands, ruled by HRH Queen Beatrix.

    On a totally unrelated note, I bid you all a splendid New Year. I have been in 2008 for just a touch over thirteen hours; being in Aotearoa.

    • Cookie's human says:

      The only monarchies recognized in USA is the kitteh types that rule us, and that we gladly serve.

      Best New Year Wishes for all Cheez-friends, all people, all animals (specially kittehs!) all around the world. Lets hope the humans get there act together and start living together in Peace.

      I’m on my way to a four-hour New Years Eve church service (oddly enough, this church doesn’t recognize Ceiling Cat. Yet.) Will pray for all the animals, and all the people.

      Happy New Year!

    • JAJEH says:

      R u Maori (Meowori?) ? Houz 2008 shapin up so far.

    • expat says:

      Oh noes! Queen Beatrix! The House of Orange ones are poysin!!!

  30. HewwoKitteh112 says:

    Were u iz on Noo Yere’s–it matr’s not. Yuz all haz a Merry New Year all ober da wolrdz widz Interwebz!! Don furgtz to ***smooch*** yer kittehz at Midnite!

  31. catalogical humor says:

    i can has bangurs&mash?

  32. miss foots says:

    Happee gnu yeer from Muskogee Okie-lahoma.
    We promis, our centennial izz ober. We be kwiet now.

    • D Marie says:

      You don’t haveta be qwiet. Make all the noise you want to. I merember celebrating Nebraska’s centennial. Was fun. We just finished celebrating Jamestown’s 400th! And Hampton will be 400 in 2 years.

      And all this in one country!

      • Cassidy says:

        Hai — r yu in teh Old Dominion too?

        Go Hooz in teh Gayter Bole!

        (An teh Hokies too, not tew menshun teh “Eers frum West by gosh Virginia!)

        Lawtz uv football round heer! Happy Noo Yeer, eberybuddy!

    • KittehlessJon says:

      Miss foots,

      Happitail Nu Yr tu yu tu, from de Brokded Arrow (aka Broken Arrow). O-ohhhhhhh-klahoma cenn- cinn- hunderd-yr birfday is over, yes, but stil mportnt.

      KJ

    • gascat says:

      Muskogee!!!!!!

      ma berry, berry, berry bestest fren when Iz kitten moved to Muskogee frum Stillwater! She waiz mai neighber n had two dauchgoggies!
      I stillz misses her!

      momcat (gc)

    • Anukki says:

      Happity Nuu Yeer tu alla teh Okies! I was bornded and bred in teh Oklahoma wilderness! Mai grandpaw (bless ‘im) was bornded in teh Indian Territory! Watta whirled.

  33. Michelle says:

    lol. i didn’t get this at first…and then i did.

  34. kkyarrick says:

    happy new year all…

    theres nothing better than a mini cooper ORIGINAL

    Long live the Queen

    • salleh says:

      oawn mi furst trip to teenytiny Ingerlan……waz in Feb…an we renteded a Mini Cooper…..dreved to Scawtland….gotted cot ina blizzrd whil drivin dwon “teh Grate Glen” waz berry ‘citing……

      gud fur running around teh twon in..but nawt so grate fur teh loawng dissitanses akshually…..

      but dat may be cause we r spoyulded mericunz…..useded to dribin a BIG van….
      but at loawts of punds at teh petrol stashun…..teh mini waz teh GRATE

  35. JAJEH says:

    Duz de Qween speek Lolcat?

  36. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh watchezz t3h
    nayburrz akrawss t3h street juss
    bekuzz she lykez 2

    Coodz beez Neddurrlandz,
    Libburrpool oarz Downeeng Street?
    Hooz canz say 4 shurr?

    Kittehz akrawss t3h
    Pawnnd juss lyke ‘Merkun Kittehz.
    Chyneez, Russhunn 2

    Awll deyz seez iz deyr’z.
    Whethurr Hewminz arz awayrz
    ubz itz oarz nawt :-)

    Jack.

    • kitteh can luks at kween
      kitteh can luks at wall
      kitteh can sits on da pillow
      or sit on nuffin at awl

      kitteh can lay on mah hed
      wen i has heddake or flu
      kitteh can lay on mah belleh
      wher i hadded oparaysun 2.

      kittehs r gud at knowin
      whut gud 4 us an dem
      if kitteh want awl mah stuff
      i gladleh gibes it to him.

      dedicated 2 jack hu r awsum.

      lolspeek orf

      Jack, sometime I would like to stand where you’re standing and to look where you’re looking in hopes I could see firsthand what you’re seeing.

      lolspeek backs on

      happeh new eer, jack. fanksu 4 awl da pomes.

      • Grammiekit says:

        umm, IBK, what is ” ditto ” in lolspk?I libs the pmes a lot, dats what aie duz too, but cnd kwit mie daijob yet! lol

        • ohai, grammiekit.

          i finks so “ditto” in lolspeek b:
          whut u sayed.

          berry prakticals. can b use 4 da “ditto” ob enny wun.
          like jack sayd.
          like grammiekit sayed.
          like ibk sayed.

          c? u can has “ditto”!

  37. Kevin says:

    I never really liked the whole “misspell things to make them cute” thing. Lolcat pictures are no fun if you have to decipher what’s being said.

    • philene says:

      thats ok, kevin. u can rite strait, too. wateber makes u lol.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      OK, Kevin. Happee Noo Yeer to yoo!

      And now, in plain English – WE DON”T DO IT TO BE CUTE!!!!! It’s a whole different way of thinking. You can express things in LOLcat that cannot really be said in PlainSpeek. We admit that it is not so easy to learn, and hard to read at first. But we have learned it and most of us are quite fluent now. Some prefer to speak in plain English – and that’s OK, too. We love them just the same.

      The only real rule around here is to be nice. What we are trying to do – and succeeding quite spectacularly, is to make each other happy, and our various worlds a more pleasant place to live in. Being here can change your whole outlook on life and how you approach different problems.

      Keep trying – once you are fluent – it’s really easy.

      • ohai, janet!
        ur wurds full ob win. i wisht ever buddy has da same fings on da mind: make eetch uvver happeh an make da whirrled betterer. iz nobel.

        • salleh says:

          our Janet do hab a wai wiff werdz donut she ????? an she stil finkz she a noobie……silleh kitteh !!!!

          we awl luk to Janet to splain stuff an to be teh voyce ob reeson (wen she nawt bein teh silleh )

          Happitail new yeers, mi gud frenz IBK and Janet..

          an ob corse…awl mi frenz heer….new and ole…..an evven teh trollz an lurkerz….

          mi lif is doin teh trun around …..an to awl ob u strugglin……ai sharez mi recent gud luk,……duzzint gud luk go fardder ifn u sharez it?????

  38. philene says:

    rushun blu kitteh
    on top of dutch blu kar sez
    a blu blud commint

  39. leaderoftheband says:

    I say, Old Bean, pip pip, cheerio and all that rot!

    (anna happy noo yr 2 1 + awl!)

  40. Madeline says:

    Hay kitteh, i don’t kare if u are british or dutch or if ur spyder from marz, please just save me from Paris Hilton!! tak me home wiff u!!

  41. Katkin says:

    ironic because that’s not even a british car. =P

  42. ember says:

    dis kitteh no frum enggulan, it frum naederlun :S

    maybuh kitteh smoked da wid and balive it from engulann :S

  43. Skimmie says:

    I are tryin to hatch me a SUV. It no workin.

  44. Martin says:

    Y’all knowze Elvizz wuz frum de South Y’all, so wezz spkin the Kingzz English..

  45. Spirals says:

    But the license plate is from the Netherlands! :o

  46. Greg says:

    Brit-Cat is speld “TRGR”

  47. sjaak says:

    nou ik weet niet waar je het over hebt alleen je bent in nederland hoor en niet in engeland

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Yoo know – Dutch alwayz LUKS liek ai shud know what it meens – but ai don’t!

      Now I . . . . not . . .however . . is in the Netherlands and not in England.

      ??????

  48. Pwnar says:

    Looking at the number plate, it is actually the Netherlands! YARR

  49. expat says:

    Of course, the picture could very well have been taken in England with an English cat.

    The car (left-hand drive and NL license plates) could be owned by a Brit who is living in NL and came back home on the ferry (with the car) or via the Chunnel.

    I’m just sayin’.

  50. nut bag says:

    Hello? Your first sentence ended in a proposition? Not very proper now are you?

  51. Iznat says:

    Though I know this will get little attention, and may have been metioned already, the registration on the car is for The Netherlands/Holland. >_>

    Do ah nows dis wil get litl atentshun, an may hav bin alredy mentshund alrdy, teh registration on teh car iz fur Teh Nederlandz/Hoolund. >_>

    *giggles at teh inaccuracy*

  52. Twan says:

    That isnt a English licence plate ,but a Dutch one =P.

  53. newleaf31 says:

    It not matter whr dat license is frum. Capshun = JYANT WIN.

  54. Dru Calhoun says:

    Actually this cat is sitting on a Mini that is registered in the Netherlands, look at the plate. But GOOD IDEA

  55. Windy says:

    Perhaps dis nmber ingerland/nederland confooshun goes sumway to explane yankee “friendly fire”

    OMG!!!1!! itz an eyeraki warlord. Shoot, kill, etc… oops my bad, it wuz a banana tree. Sry kthxbai

  56. Elliot says:

    wayyyyyyyyyyyy you got own yaks!

  57. SpaceCat says:

    This is a dutch car (registered in Netherlands, anyway), not English. See the NL?

  58. CeilingCat says:

    Ceiling Cat Approves.

    Hell, it’s gonna be damn hard.

  59. bkc1 says:

    I approve that it’s hard to speak the Qween’s English.

  60. beed says:

    scuze me aiz a momf late — Wht sez teh bumpah stickah? I thot tht must beez the funnyz part. Itz too fuzzies even zoomed up.

  61. pantaloons says:

    if you can’t blank out teh Dutch number plate, perhaps a tongue/cheek comment about Queens Day?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koninginnedag
    :-D

  62. Shayne says:

    That’s actually a Dutch license plate… but whatever…

  63. Sponge says:

    Yeah, even though it’s a licence plate from the Netherlands…

  64. liek2num says:

    here in englad? well thats a car from holland (NL) :P unless sum nederlands deesided to take carz to youkay for a trip :0

  65. crow says:

    Deserves more than 4/5.

  66. Dan says:

    Thats great, apart from the fact that the numberplate is from the Netherlands!!!

  67. oogaboogableh says:

    the car clearly says that its dutch on the numberplate. and i see no english theme apart from the car >_>

  68. whopp says:

    hehe, i like the NL on the car. England my ass:D

  69. Hollandsche Poes says:

    England?

    I wasn’t aware that the British took us over, I tought that all those Brits in Amsterdam where merely tourists.

  70. Stephan says:

    iz britizh? wat a inzult!! i only represent da dutch queen u fooooolz big up hollandia.. wherez mah catz at?!

  71. grayng says:

    If you put the word ‘people’ at the end of the license plate, it would seems funny.

  72. Mieke says:

    Sure… we’ve got a queen, but that car’s from holland :]

    and holland is different from england

    we’ve got tullips and cheeeeese =D

  73. kattenkop says:

    but our queen can speak queen’s english too
    sounds just as queeny-like

  74. 4dalulz says:

    mai ai point owt dat da pic ish frum nederlands O_O, luk at da numba plate

  75. Stella says:

    This car is with a dutch number plate. The title is funny but not quite right.

  76. BorisEvenWorse says:

    Yoy has much observashunness! I is inpressed! 5 bergurs fro you!

  77. Kathleen says:

    see teh small print. Under picshur.

  78. charlie74656 says:

    Thx. Allus lookz at number platez, seez wur carz iz frum. Brit number platez is instantz rekurnizabulz and gibz yeer dat car be bornz.

  79. Kathleen says:

    den, see mah dumbassree. *smaks hed*
    /runs and hides.

  80. teenie says:

    hehe dumbassree…we allus tawkin abowt jakkasseree at owr howse, speshullee in refrinse 2 teh home-improovmint tekneekz uv teh preeveeus home-ownurz.

  81. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

    “dumbasseree” “jakkasseree” !!! Marvelusss noo werds to uze in 2008!

    Mizhizzyfitz!! take note, pleeze.

  82. Kathleen says:

    we habs much ub teh jakkasseree.

  83. Lisa says:

    Agreed! Glad someone else noticed!


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