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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Mom always did like you best.
Of course, in kitteh world, both padded bed AND ratty cardboard box iz considered first class akkom…acomo…um, places to curl up.
We muss dans 4 (possibly teh last time this yeer) in honor of u. Wot dans u liek ?
Wud teh “Locomotion” be approp.. rite?
I ar ready with my partee hat on and shall we pops the champagne too?
Why not? Champagne is alwais gud. (An I believe dere’s also a slitely moar riskay partee in teh nawtee barn to pop in an owt of, 2).
Watch owt 4 teh flying corks! Happee new 2008 to all cheezfrens.
2 thowzan’, zeero zeero
partay ober, oups
outta tiem
toonyte ai’m gawna partay
lyke s’ $19.99
- WISHz itz (or anifing) waz onli 19.99…….!
iz gret song!
momcat (gc)
We can has champagne, but I will be drinking milk wid my kittehs.
An we can chill teh milk 2. Whatever u’re drinking an hooever wid, enjoy!
OK then I is popping the champagne and passing it 2 mah cheez frenz (and milk and sparkling
cider
fur those who doesn’t want champagne)
Happeh New Yearz eberywun.
You broughted me smiles and sumetimes belleh laffs too
May 2008 be a great yearz fur us all (kittehs included).
TWOOOO!!!! Gibbem choiz ub naiz fanzee bedd padded and comfy, an carrbord box, mebbe wid shredded paepr, an dey taek de box. Or dey swich beknfort.
Which kitteh sayin’ dat?
Mah monnies is on teh one in teh floofy thing. He envees kitteh in shoobocks.
mebbee kittehs blong too giyunt. one is in teh shoobox, teh ovver won in the howseshoo taht camed in teh bawx.
wunder ware teh ovver howseshoo iz?
Kitteh on rite wipes a peece of floof from mouf and says “*burp* I dunno.”
LOL!!!!!!!!
wunder if was tastee an nootrishus?
Ai mus tagree bout teh box bean more bettah. Bot ma kittehs floofy peelohs. Whut dey lak? Da grosserii bags en da shoo bockes . .
My yogeh is a box kitteh too, any size box and he has to goes insides and make himself warm and cumfy. He a big tall kitteh but can fits in the teeniest of boxses.
wen ai movveed frum Sonoma miny miny yeerz ago, mi floofy whyte wun-eeyed kittehz< Jack…….felt it waz hiz DOOTY to inspek eech an evvery bokz ai pakkeded……an he took dat job berry seriously……..evvery bokz ai unpakkeded ….had at leest a liddle peese of whyte floof…..
a job well dun……he did taht ….
“Say Goodnight, Dick.”
“Goodnight, Dick”
Flying Fickel Fingur of Fayte award. U wins it.
Of coarse, u was thinking of teh Smos Bros? Teh “mom always lieked u best” thingy? But I was thinking of teh Rowan & Martin’s Laff-In.
I kinda mashed the two references together… poetic license and what not.
Hmmmwell… ur poetic license seems to be in oarder but u fayled to display ur poetic decal on ur forehed so I’m afraid I will has to take u to teh naughty barn whare u will perfoarm a few hours of commewnity serviss by perfoarming a few hours of dances for teh celebrators.
mash? i didn seez naow “mash” der…..
momcat (gc)
Separatd at bird…
Aye gotz raw deel
flying ‘jet poo’ yet again …
eider say, u took a ruff tern 4 teh worse
kittehs of the world unite against discriminashuns
wich wun servz unlimeeted cheezburgerz?
Kittehs prefurr teh one what servs onlymeated cheezburgerz.
“onlymeated cheezburgerz” U makes me get cofee on mah ‘puter screen
U needs one of these:
http://www.funlol.com/funpages/screen-lick.html
Aaaaaaw! Want wun! Want wun NAOW!
oooh YES! wood be verrry useful for when ize reding ICHC
OMG. Do WANT.
Screenlix gibes meh enormush squee.
Btw, guise … todai ai plaid bingo wif three littul girls … an’ wen ai wun, ai sed BINGLOL
Is ok. How else will teh littel ones lern?
Teh moar important is: how many monnies did u win from them?
Warning - be careful if you have a kitteh on yur lap. Esme got up and tried to help teh other kitteh by cleaning this side of the screen.
ooo, esme iz gettin in ur lap? on purpiss? dis iz grayt nooz!
yah D Marie….u gotz her calmeded dwon reel fast huh ???? ai noawt suprizeded…. u wun ob teh kitteh mavenz……..Esme dint hab a chance……awl dat lov fur her……she luki behbeh…….
by the wayz….I loubbed your site wiff teh exxplanashunz awn it…….gud job…..
oh an Happily gnu yeerz ,deer fren …
Yeah, one day she just decided I was a really big cat, and we have been fine since then. She grooms my face and claws, sits at my feet or on my lap when she is not channeling the herd of elephants, and she sleeps quietly in the bed at night at our feet. She even follows me around the house like a puppy would. She is also clean in the literbox department and sheathes her claws when she is playing.
All in all, I think she is the best behaved kitteh I have ever met! I got really lucky getting to adopt her.
sins it hollydaze travill tyme do wii get free rownd trip tikits if wii voluntear to bump?
Next time pleez to be konsiderin Bunway Airlines!
* Joyn our frekwent near-miss program.
* Ask abowt our out-of-kourt settlements.
* Our staff has had lots of experience kounseling next-of-kin.
* Komplimentary champain during free-fall.
* Teh kids will luv our inflatable slidez.
We hab a cuppel floofy bedz in the howse for the kittehs…. and ware do they sleep? In a bocks. Ai keeps a bocks on the piniano bentch for Stormy cuz she lieks tew sleep dar so mutch!
Yup. Ais gots teh floofy beds fur mai kittehs, buts ais reddy to gib tehm to a kitteh resque. Needer Pearl nor Elvis wills zzzzzzzz in dem. Tehy perfers teh owld rattie chayre in teh basemint.
I can haz upgraid?
Taykes teh upgrayde befour ur freeqwent flyer milz expyers.
Kitteh on rite iz bein vironmentallee rezponzible. Hiz beddie iz recyclabull.
Gorecat approves
hay if teh shoobocks fitz ware it
Firs kitteh gets teh shampayn an teh fiv corse cheezburger meel and catnip orderves an beeg floofy pillo an innerte axess
secun kitteh gits stale p-nuts
and watery coffeh in a teeny tiny cup
The introduction of the Roomba has lead to extreme measures in napping.
Awsum
mai 3 kittehs has FINELY axsepted teh roomba as part uv teh fambly!
Smokey luvs hims new Swiffer Catbed.
Kitteh in box luks lyk meh in teh skinnee, teenee ayrplayne seet!
Ai agree! Bocks iz biggur dan ayrplane seet! Luks liek moor leg room too!
u cans has tha baysic kitteh-in-a-box, or tha hy-end modul.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Plz to fode up yer tabel trey an put awey ur magozeen an drinkt ur drinkts. We iz goin in fer a landink.
Cat Curling on waxed floor. Rounds versus Squares.
Remynded mee ob plaeing “trayne” wif teh bockses wen ai wuz liddle kittle!
Happy New Year Ebryone!!! From MHFitz, Teeter, KC,Bebe,Bunny,Chauncey,Cory,MacKenzie,Evangeline,Maggie,Pepper,Sassy,
Tootsie Pop, Tissy, Hal, Hope, Rusty, Diva, Belle, Jada, Punkin, Mathew,Deaf Kitty, Mama Kitty, Boo, Pyper, Sammy, Robby, Midnight, Snow, Amber, Olivia, Bootalina, Marmalade, Paloma, One Eyed Jack, Shadow,Tattiana, My two Cockitiels an mai goggie Rex!! (Doan worreez they ar awl rescuws, all spayeded and nutted, nurted…fixed, very well fed, and manee are up fur adopshuns) Happeee New Yearz!!!!! Thanx fur awl teh lafters…I sure needz it sumtimes!
MizHizzyFit, u r wun gud purrsun. Ai’m prowd to cawl yu a cheezfren!