a fud is eatn mah fud
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Rat wiv deth wish!
kong-rats, sangrail, on knot 2nd!
After eating cat’s food in front of cat, the over-confident rat may want to make love to kitteh.
butt hymns iz sooo keeeyooot!!!
*snicker* Butt Hymns… Kittehs sure know how too play dose!
Ben…yoo’ve gotta fren in mii.
Mah liddel friend haz a flavor and it ar good.
Dessert!
chunkie rat is fud dat eet liek a meeel
Kitkay – Mai ai has teh plezhure ov dis dans?
bud ob coarse, dangrail…whut iz yor plezshure?
O, an eye wuz jus doin teh bunny hop on teh last paje…wii can hop aroun teh clock, iffn yoo lyke!!!
Sownds gud. Maibee JCH4K will let us uze Barn for dansin, partay an martoonies?
Can I joins in 2, I iz getting very lonely at mah desk.
Joyne in da dans two_kittehs! Furget da narsty desk an hav a martoonie wiv yr cheezfrenz.
yup, to heck wiv teh stoopy desk. itz teh Noo Yeers Eev and itz so boaring heer ai kant beleev tehy mayded us kum to werk. so ai’m gonna dants n hab a martoonie to kill sum tyme.
well ok mebbe a cupple martoonies.
Teh barn iz maed fur parteez. Yoo can come enetiem yoo liek!
Nom nom nom
Ha! Kitteh is dethlee quik, but road-ent iz preepayred for speedee gitaway in canver… convur… rag-top sportz coope
ther’s a middl man for meh to kut heer.
lmfao middel managmunts
Excuse me…Stewart Little? Dis not be drive thru.
I noze rite?? LOL Luk at dah fancee car he drivded up in!
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holy kibbles…it’s a tiger kat…git in teh Karr!!!
a mowse with a pet cat?
sweet!!!
hope yer havin’ phun…berger biter!!! nom, nom, nom…
ai lubs yoo kitkay. elebenty billyun burgers fur yoo.
fank-yU soo mush, spkes_mom, I lubs yU, 2. thanks fore teh fud!!! *handing them out to awl teh cheeze frends* nice feest b4 wii startz R noo yeer’s dye-it!
Mouse eat my fish,
mouse has double taste later!
Christmas food is good…
lyke turduckin?
what wine goes with mouse?
The one made with mousecat grapes
Tom and Jerlot?
Souraz?
Pinot Topo Gigio?
Mowsecadet?
nom-nom-nom perignon?
I ‘membah wen I had Topo Gigio on mai birfday caek (age 8?) and teh canduls meltd himz plastik wiskurz.
Pinot Topo Gigio is varee funnee!
chomp-pain!
(happee too ot ot ate cheezfrens)
Iz wun way 2 pu da stuffin in, I suppoz….
Diz reztarant not tu cleen!
rat sez, “eewww, i’m outta heer!”
Da phat rat iz takin phood phrum da kat.
Kat not pleezed wit dat!
Gonna make da phat rat phlat fur takin phood frum dat kat.
Wayter, dere’s a rat in my soop…
S-h-h-h-h-h-h everybody will wantz one!
it r specialty corse fwom da Catpathian Mowntins!
he swooped up in a sooped up coupe and pooped in mai soup!
WIN!!!!
necks coarse: kitteh-inna-salid!!!
Kitteh: “Yesh, eet up, mah preshus! ‘A fat rat should be kept rare!’ BWAHAHAHAHAHA”
Road-ent: “Vi Blorgh’t thook yoo *nom nom nom* blorlorlf!” Nom nom nom
I lyke yore nayme. I meen, it reminds mii ob my son hoo iz innanother state now. Heez a funny gui an hee sez “stab” at random moments–outta teh bloo. Hiz frens an odder peepz hoo Beez aroun him picks it up an dey say “STAB!!!”, 2.
ur name iz lyk in da “emo kid” sond dood!!
hmmm, doan know dat won, I fink it’s a verbal tic.
U drty rat
kitteh tihnkeeng…..hmmm……hollydai beest iz stuffeeng his oan self………….allz i has 2 du is maek teh gravee…….
naawwww…..dey gud frenz……dey iz sharin…..ai betz dey evven cuddlez up togedder
I fink soe tew .. kitteh is offully reelaxeded, and teh rat wuddn’t be in teh dish iffen he thot the kitteh wus gonna eet himz!
Iz like goggies and kittehs .. mai Mango goggie and Hacker kitteh git alawng juss fine. Stormy kitteh is mad at ebberywun awl the tiem, and Mac the goggie is tew stoopie to plai nyce wiff kittehs, soe dey dun liek him. (Hims is juss 11 munff old tho, so mebbe he will mello owt!) But Mango and Hacker ar juss fine togevver.
I fink dis rat is fambly to the kitteh.
I fink dis kitteh gots full tummeh.
naawwww….dey brudderz….see teh resemblanz?
cat: are you done yet?
mouse: you get to eat me too.. just wait up.
rattie not speek much kittehlol,iz himz third langwage
misunderstood wehn kitteh sed
“I want to have you fur New Yeer’s Brunch”
Is dis bekawz I tooked ur cheez an put it on mah burger?
mebbe teh kitteh n teh ratteh r bof watchin anodder fud (a spydur, a slibberfish, a ant, oar a beedul oar sumfin) in teh bawtum ob teh dish.
ratteh: “hay kitteh, why yoo fud bee moovin?” *swat, swat*
kitteh: “i dunno…butt lets geddit.” *swat, swat*
Yeah!
run leetl mouhs! kitteh is fattin u up!!! TRAP!
Mauseez name is Hansel…
kitteh is a witch!!!
o, dis must be wone of dose “brave mices” dat them labbies are makin with the defekt in teh genetick code and suchlike. rait?
oh hellooooz im hear liddle rat!!
u needz glassas
Hm. Rat is meta-food?
As in, I never metafood I didn’t like.
WIN!
Ai sed, get in da bole!
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der was an old kitteh who swallow a rat
how bout dat she swallowed a rat
she swallowed da rat to catch teh spida
dat wiggled n jiggled n tickled inside her
she swallowed da spida to catch da fly
dunno why she swallowed da fly
perhaps et has a flava
Win
Do you know what they call a fud in Scotland? We also call a fanny,. But it’’s not an ass or an arse as we call it. A fud is a ladies front bottom. So this post is very amusing.
not to belabor the obvious or anything…
but in this case, “fud” is a phonetic, LOLcat/Lolspeak variation of “food”
But given what you’ve told us, i could see how it’s funny in that context too.
In other words it’s a bit of girl on girl, mouse on cat action. Meeeeeaaaaooooowww.
wowsers!! Fud on fud … is nawtee!!!
[insert "running with scissors" innuendo here]
ai fink we needz to tayke dis konversayshun to teh nawtee barn…yoo noes…wayre teh young nekkid guy is ironin…danyul craig is dere (in speedoes) helpin jorj kloonee n andee garseeah pore teh martoonies n dere r kittehs dantsinn laffin n jenrully w00tin it up!
Jus add Johhny Depp or possibly David Tennant an that’s a bettah partee tahn most peepuls will be at tonite. Lots of martoonies too.
Ooo! Noo Yeere’s partee in teh nawty barn!! i’m dere!! We can has shampain insted of martoonies? I brings funny hats an whissels.
Veree soon nao…
kitteh will remind mowse of
its plase in deh fud chane
And tonite, on ‘Lifestylez of De Not-So Rich and Famouse’, we feature “De Delites of Dangerous Dining”
X-saitin Advenchurz uv Klewles Kitteh
“Um, hi dayr.
“Sew, um, wur u awayr det dat wut u b eetn b mah fud?
“….
“U wur awayr uv dat? Okeh.
“Wul u c, yooshuwulee, i iz beeyin teh wun wut eetz mah fud. Sew, jest tu keep fings norml, mehbee u kuld eetz yr fud? U no, insted uv mien?
“…
“Okeh, i see. i no mah fud b kwait taystee. Mehbee yrz nawt b sew taystee. Sew we go c f mehbee we kan getz u sum betur fudz wut iz nawt mien. Sownd gud?
“Plz stawp eetin mah fud.
“Stawp it.
“Stawp it! Stawp it stawpt it stawp it!
“Awl rite, u askd fr it! MAAAAAAAWWWMMMM!!!!
“Mawm, teh rat b eetin mah fud!! Hao i maek him stawp?
“….
“Mawm, wai u b craiyin?”
LOLDemon – thiz is so utterlee charming taht it almoast made mee crai, too!
evy nite sins teh ICHCB begun, iz be reedin an lovin dis place, but dis B teh fursty time iz achually has post cuz iz wants to saiz how wunnerf…underfelt…wuh..grooovy an chahmin B teh tale ov klules kitteh. joo rule demon KTHXBAI
PS joo bery funsome too.
Aww, fankz Janet an faeriequeen! Glad u njoid it. Ai’m nevur shor if it’z a gud ideeya tu pozt teh randum stuf dat i fink uv wail i duz eh dishez. It’s gud tu no sum peepulz faind it enturtaynin.
Oh mai gudness, LOLDemon!!! If yoo hav been thinking wunderful stuff laik this and nawt shoing it to us. . .ai thinkz yoo misunderestimates yurself!!!
Ai nebber wud hav thot yoo were shai. Hmmm – menee peepl heer ar still full ov surpirzes.
But – pleeze – do, DOOO share thiz wif us. Ai just luved this.
WurdPres seemz tu hav ated mah preeveyus rispawns, sew fanks tu u bowf fr teh kaind wurdz.
An uv kors, dere it b, jest in taim tu maek me luk silleh.
Ratz r frends, not fud.
dat rat iz bravst rat evar.
Wate a littul bit, kitteh, an ur fudz wil b conv–convinyent–tehy wil b cornsolurdated foar yur conveen–tehy gonna b wun fing. U eets it all at wunce! It eezier!
Hav u doods herd of grammer…
LOL I made a pun
Yo daw- aHem, sry- Cat, i herd u liek fud so we put fud in yo fud so u can eat whil u eat!
lol, fud chainz
ur doing it wrong