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a fud is eatn mah fud


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were did teh goggie go?

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  1. sangrail says:

    Rat wiv deth wish!

  2. kitkay says:

    butt hymns iz sooo keeeyooot!!!

  3. kitkay says:

    Ben…yoo’ve gotta fren in mii.

  4. two_kittehs says:

    Mah liddel friend haz a flavor and it ar good.

  5. sangrail says:

    Kitkay – Mai ai has teh plezhure ov dis dans?

  6. Fredrik says:

    Nom nom nom

  7. NorthernHockeyFan says:

    Ha! Kitteh is dethlee quik, but road-ent iz preepayred for speedee gitaway in canver… convur… rag-top sportz coope

  8. Froyd says:

    ther’s a middl man for meh to kut heer.

  9. Kevin says:

    Excuse me…Stewart Little? Dis not be drive thru.

  10. Thomas Zander says:

    Mouse eat my fish,

    mouse has double taste later!

    Christmas food is good…

  11. diva says:

    Iz wun way 2 pu da stuffin in, I suppoz….

  12. Tribble says:

    Diz reztarant not tu cleen!

  13. Tribble says:

    Da phat rat iz takin phood phrum da kat.
    Kat not pleezed wit dat!
    Gonna make da phat rat phlat fur takin phood frum dat kat.

  14. Kateness says:

    Wayter, dere’s a rat in my soop…

  15. stabby mcstabstab says:

    Kitteh: “Yesh, eet up, mah preshus! ‘A fat rat should be kept rare!’ BWAHAHAHAHAHA”

    Road-ent: “Vi Blorgh’t thook yoo *nom nom nom* blorlorlf!” Nom nom nom

  16. Denise says:

    U drty rat

  17. karen says:

    kitteh tihnkeeng…..hmmm……hollydai beest iz stuffeeng his oan self………….allz i has 2 du is maek teh gravee…….

  18. salleh says:

    naawwww…..dey gud frenz……dey iz sharin…..ai betz dey evven cuddlez up togedder

    • zippycat says:

      I fink soe tew .. kitteh is offully reelaxeded, and teh rat wuddn’t be in teh dish iffen he thot the kitteh wus gonna eet himz!

      Iz like goggies and kittehs .. mai Mango goggie and Hacker kitteh git alawng juss fine. Stormy kitteh is mad at ebberywun awl the tiem, and Mac the goggie is tew stoopie to plai nyce wiff kittehs, soe dey dun liek him. (Hims is juss 11 munff old tho, so mebbe he will mello owt!) But Mango and Hacker ar juss fine togevver.

      I fink dis rat is fambly to the kitteh. :D

    • philene says:

      naawwww….dey brudderz….see teh resemblanz?

  19. munim says:

    cat: are you done yet?
    mouse: you get to eat me too.. just wait up.

  20. mary O'Spockn says:

    rattie not speek much kittehlol,iz himz third langwage
    misunderstood wehn kitteh sed
    “I want to have you fur New Yeer’s Brunch”

  21. D.R. says:

    Is dis bekawz I tooked ur cheez an put it on mah burger?

  22. spykes_mom says:

    mebbe teh kitteh n teh ratteh r bof watchin anodder fud (a spydur, a slibberfish, a ant, oar a beedul oar sumfin) in teh bawtum ob teh dish.

    ratteh: “hay kitteh, why yoo fud bee moovin?” *swat, swat*
    kitteh: “i dunno…butt lets geddit.” *swat, swat*

  23. JH says:

    run leetl mouhs! kitteh is fattin u up!!! TRAP!

  24. leggie says:

    o, dis must be wone of dose “brave mices” dat them labbies are makin with the defekt in teh genetick code and suchlike. rait?

  25. Simpson says:

    oh hellooooz im hear liddle rat!!

    u needz glassas

  26. doctorcat says:

    Hm. Rat is meta-food?

    As in, I never metafood I didn’t like.

  27. RevWaldo says:

    der was an old kitteh who swallow a rat
    how bout dat she swallowed a rat
    she swallowed da rat to catch teh spida
    dat wiggled n jiggled n tickled inside her
    she swallowed da spida to catch da fly
    dunno why she swallowed da fly
    perhaps et has a flava

  28. markgorman says:

    Do you know what they call a fud in Scotland? We also call a fanny,. But it”s not an ass or an arse as we call it. A fud is a ladies front bottom. So this post is very amusing.

    • The Crapture says:

      not to belabor the obvious or anything…

      but in this case, “fud” is a phonetic, LOLcat/Lolspeak variation of “food”

      But given what you’ve told us, i could see how it’s funny in that context too.

  29. markgorman says:

    In other words it’s a bit of girl on girl, mouse on cat action. Meeeeeaaaaooooowww.

  30. annyluvsprintie says:

    Jus add Johhny Depp or possibly David Tennant an that’s a bettah partee tahn most peepuls will be at tonite. Lots of martoonies too.

    • doctorcat says:

      Ooo! Noo Yeere’s partee in teh nawty barn!! i’m dere!! We can has shampain insted of martoonies? I brings funny hats an whissels.

  31. catalogical humor says:

    Veree soon nao…
    kitteh will remind mowse of
    its plase in deh fud chane

  32. Mikicat says:

    And tonite, on ‘Lifestylez of De Not-So Rich and Famouse’, we feature “De Delites of Dangerous Dining”

  33. LOLDemon says:

    X-saitin Advenchurz uv Klewles Kitteh

    “Um, hi dayr.

    “Sew, um, wur u awayr det dat wut u b eetn b mah fud?

    “….

    “U wur awayr uv dat? Okeh.

    “Wul u c, yooshuwulee, i iz beeyin teh wun wut eetz mah fud. Sew, jest tu keep fings norml, mehbee u kuld eetz yr fud? U no, insted uv mien?

    “…

    “Okeh, i see. i no mah fud b kwait taystee. Mehbee yrz nawt b sew taystee. Sew we go c f mehbee we kan getz u sum betur fudz wut iz nawt mien. Sownd gud?

    “Plz stawp eetin mah fud.

    “Stawp it.

    “Stawp it! Stawp it stawpt it stawp it!

    “Awl rite, u askd fr it! MAAAAAAAWWWMMMM!!!!

    “Mawm, teh rat b eetin mah fud!! Hao i maek him stawp?

    “….

    “Mawm, wai u b craiyin?”

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      LOLDemon – thiz is so utterlee charming taht it almoast made mee crai, too!

    • faeriequeen says:

      evy nite sins teh ICHCB begun, iz be reedin an lovin dis place, but dis B teh fursty time iz achually has post cuz iz wants to saiz how wunnerf…underfelt…wuh..grooovy an chahmin B teh tale ov klules kitteh. joo rule demon KTHXBAI
      PS joo bery funsome too.

      • LOLDemon says:

        Aww, fankz Janet an faeriequeen! Glad u njoid it. Ai’m nevur shor if it’z a gud ideeya tu pozt teh randum stuf dat i fink uv wail i duz eh dishez. It’s gud tu no sum peepulz faind it enturtaynin.

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Oh mai gudness, LOLDemon!!! If yoo hav been thinking wunderful stuff laik this and nawt shoing it to us. . .ai thinkz yoo misunderestimates yurself!!!

          Ai nebber wud hav thot yoo were shai. Hmmm – menee peepl heer ar still full ov surpirzes.
          But – pleeze – do, DOOO share thiz wif us. Ai just luved this.

      • LOLDemon says:

        WurdPres seemz tu hav ated mah preeveyus rispawns, sew fanks tu u bowf fr teh kaind wurdz.

  34. flodnak says:

    Ratz r frends, not fud.

  35. statops says:

    dat rat iz bravst rat evar.

  36. slythwolf says:

    Wate a littul bit, kitteh, an ur fudz wil b conv–convinyent–tehy wil b cornsolurdated foar yur conveen–tehy gonna b wun fing. U eets it all at wunce! It eezier!

  37. blalord says:

    Hav u doods herd of grammer…

    LOL I made a pun

  38. xzibitlol says:

    Yo daw- aHem, sry- Cat, i herd u liek fud so we put fud in yo fud so u can eat whil u eat!

  39. Zoë says:

    lol, fud chainz
    ur doing it wrong


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