east german kitteh
still stuck behind iron curtin
sum r stuck behinds the iron blinds
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: lolcatburglar
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Sumthin rong wit dis log rollin contesst.
congratumacationz!!!!
you has teh funnee adn teh speed
what would you like fur yore celbrashun song/danze?
Oh, deh Deutsch Pawlka pleez!
step, step, hop!
step, step, hop!
SPIN!
plumph. oopsie now I getz up try agin.
i finks we need a tooba player to hep wif teh beatses
mary - LOLZ - heer, taek mai hand. Ai luvs teh polka! If wee do it togedder, tehre will bee no falling down.
So - away wee goooooOOOOO!
step, step, hop!
step, step, hop!
SPIN! Whooooooo HOOOOOooooo!
LUK!!!!! LUK, EBBREEWUN!!!! It’s LOLCATBURGLAR awn the frunt page heer!! WOWEEE ZOWWEE!!
She’s down below, gibben autografs. Tribble brought teh champagne fur the happee toasts!!
befor ai goes teh teh parties fur LCB….ai otz to tell you Janet…..ai thot ai waz teh onli [ursun leff ina whirld hoo sed WOWEEE ZOWEE !!!
dated sayinz ….we gotz dem !!!
OMG!!! Wowee Zowee iz dated????
*sighz a commiseratin sigh*…..yesh Janet……iz trooo…..iz frum mi “wile chile” daze ai beleeve….
belongz wiff teh Maui Wowee, an fingz lik dat…….
Woowie Zowie Frank Zappa song from Freak Out, furst album.
oh yeah. !!!!…wowee zowwee baby ur so kool !!! noaw ai ‘mememberz !!!
butz Iz nawt awld!
Is a kool cat
a hippi dippi
a flowr powr
crazy man!
far out!
seez u on da flip side!
momcat (gascat)
ahhhhh but momcat oar gascat (noaw u guise ar foolin wiff me !!)
awld iz teh kool round heer…..OK we noawt reallly old old…..jest gotz loawtz ob ’sperryenses,
ai hab sed it befor an ai’ll sez it agin…ai waz 18 in 1968….teh bestest tyme to be 18, an in Callyfornua, teh fiftiz waz a grand tyme to be a kid…..waz muches moar innocently tyme …an now …technology iz teh fun too, but heer we ar using it ….
teh hardest part about bein diz age….iz mostest ob us gotz parentz hoo are gone by now, an ai hab losteded wai too mainy frenz…..but ai losted my 2 bestest fren befor ai waz 30….wun to motorcycle axxident an wun to cancer…..wat ai am tring to say iz taht by now , ai dont noes about odder peepulz but ai hab losteded too miny impotant peepul in mi life…
datz teh hard part……
ai hab gavvered teh nolegde, an honed my talintz an hab had yeerz of good tymes……woodnt trade dem fur yute
an ai hab loawtz ob gud tymes leff in me……..onli the peepulz hoo ar stuk in rutz an wont try teh new idearz taht com der way………doze ar teh OLD peepulz an dat can happen at any age !!!!!
in iron curtain country, kittehs keep the logs warm.
in soviet russia, fireplace has you
Mister Gorbachov-
Yoo forgot the Curtain!!
Mah fambly iz on teh odder syde.
Which odder syde?
wif cheezefrens, awl sides uv fambly are odder!
heh, heh..
.incl Rselves?
Moast espeshullee Rselves, ai think!
Wen is santy paws gonna bee heah?
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luk lyk greedee kitteh still wyting for sandy claws!
Comes on kitteh, lite my fyre.
Yay - “Doors” ref FTW!!
Janet…..ai’ll nebber forgetza teh dai mi cousin Steve camed ovver…an sed….u shood heer diz sowng…..an den he sung sum of teh werdz to “lite mi fire”
ai coodnt beleeve mi eerz……dey woodnt plai dat awn teh radio……..sez ai….
but ai waz rong…dey cood an dey did plai dat awn teh radio……den we found out dat teh piano playur Ray Manzarik….well he was ruumies wif mi loawng in teh futur….husybaund…… at teh UCLA
hey ai hab had an oddly lif….
LOL!
It burnz!
Wut you mean santy paws awredy caym?
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gollum?
hunh- dat was spose to go to Tiaz comment. sighs…..
Eye sayed eye wanted de chayn mail fur battul. But eye wuz tinking uff sumphin a wittle moar phorm phittin.
Hero Kitteh lurks behind iron screen, waiting for the moment he’ll start a diversionary fire. While guards are rushing to put out confla…conflagr….um, fire, Hero Kittehs dashes into holding area, where he rescues the heroine (who is a beautiful little orange kitty), knocks out the evil general then grabs his still warm cheezeburger, and flees with his lady back to a nice warm pillow, and the screen fades to black…..
If sumthin goez rong, Kitteh makes sound like dying lolgiraffe.
I gives Cheezburger and Root Bier for South Park ref!
I do not get v.v
ChackyJan - pleez to tell us eggszktlee what yoo do nawt get so we can purrhaps esplain it to yoo.
The East Germany part
and the “Still stuck behind the curtain” v.v
eet no makez zenze to meh.
uhm…. ChakyJan….? Noawt tu sownd… uhm…. bad… but - haow ole ar u?
Habs u ebber herd uv teh turm ‘Iron Curtain’? Eef u noe whut dat meens, mite mayke moar sens tu u…
yeh, butt, curtain be gone. i can assure u! i iz from east germunney. O.o
O, it seams das yu gitz it more denn wii do.
well, eye meenz wii iz punning off teh past…4 U iz naugt present anymore. Butt I ask myself: why yU say yU is frum “East Germenny”, since there ISNT any East Germany anymore? eastern part, but naut East. BTW, is dere a “Mauer im Kopf” (”wall in teh head”), or iz dat just all in ore mind?
Mai furst boyfren’s Mom walked wif a limp becuz she was shot comin ober teh wall, mekkin a brek for freedum in teh West.
She wuz nise ladee. Furst boyfren, not so much.
I got 2 go 2 Berlin for a kuppla daze bout 5 yrs ago, an teh mayn thing eye bemember iz teh museeum at Checkpoynt Charlie. It wuz awl about teh menny peepz who came obber, under an thro teh Wall, an teh stories were amazing and fastinating…eye spent menny hrs in dere reeding an looking at awl teh stuff. Check it out if yoo kan.
hey dud i was at checkpoint charlie 2, iz a sweet place and da museum was sweet! I would have spent many hours in dar but had to leave to go back to potsdam!
I meen I toetally stand in awe of those brave peepz…teh nise ladee mom, incl. w00t!! 4 dem.
Dun’t wurry kitteh I rescues U
Can’t u see dat Iz lonleeeeee
reskew meh.
…. tayke meh in yur arms!
Cuz’ Ai’m lone-lee, an ai’m blooo…. ai need joo, an joor lub tu!
c’mon an res-kew meh!!
(areefa franklyn? hmmm…. owld agj…)
reefa’s good fur enee agj
uhmmmmm…. Ai noes whut yu meen… buuuuut…. dat sowns……. wrong sumhaow! LOL!
giglol- REETHA good fur any age. (i duzn’t fink reefahs are good fur any age. )(IMHO)
fanks fur helpin me claritificate, er clareefly, er clear dat up.
Mary O’ - no wurryz….. ai thot teh saym fing! (IMHO!)
Martha and the Vandellas, I finks.
Wot R “vandellas”? Eggzakly?
vandellaz…….dey r partz ob teh awesum gurl groopz an guy groopz to com oawt ob Detroit….inna 60s an 70s…….loawtz ob teh naemz dont meen anfing that anywun noes about ….vandella be Marfaz bak up singgerz….
iz teh “Motown Sound” an fabuloso it waz…..Phil Spectorz (yesh teh saem guy now awn trail fur murder) waz famuz produser of doze days…..he invbented “teh wall ob sound” whiches was teh grate studio musicunz who plai teh music awn doze recurdz…..
From Wikipedia:
The story about the name change (to Martha and the Vandellas) is a most colorful one. The Van part came from a street that neighbored Reeves’ own - Van Dyke Street in Detroit [7] - and the Della part honored Della Reese, Reeves’ favorite singer and a Detroit native herself [8]. An alternative account of the name’s origins states that Marvin Gaye described the group as “vandals” after their strong backing vocals drowned out his own singing during a recording session.
What would teh name of ur gurl groop be? Or boi groop, if u is a boi.
Mine would be “Lolcatburglar and teh Purrloiners”
Wun ov mai favoriets has awlwaiz been “Colonel Rooney and the Pregnant Soldiers.”
Thsi was when ai wuz werking in Stuttgrart. It wuz during Desert Storm, when moast ov our VII Corp solders had gone to Saudi Arabia. We had a touring show in an were traing to decide which ov our kasernes/barracks to put them at (we usuallee had tehm foar 3 - 5 purformances.
An sumwun said - “We can’t put it at Nellingen. There’s noboddy there but Colonel Rooney and the Pregnant Soldiers.”
i’s youngin. i tinking air conditioner commercial!
Torrtee Tukkz Kitteh
iz helpeeng Santa wiff nexx
yeer’z coal andz ashhez
Kitteh chexx 2 mayk
shurr floo iz open. Santa
no wantz 2 getz stukk
Wie iz cawlled Fyre Playse
if it’z kool inside? Kitteh
reelee wants 2 knoez
Jack.
At leest tihs wai Ai donut has to heer Dayvid Hasselhoffel sing!
I CAN HAS FREEDOMZ?