east german kitteh
still stuck behind iron curtin
sum r stuck behinds the iron blinds
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Sumthin rong wit dis log rollin contesst.
congratumacationz!!!!
you has teh funnee adn teh speed
what would you like fur yore celbrashun song/danze?
Oh, deh Deutsch Pawlka pleez!
step, step, hop!
step, step, hop!
SPIN!
plumph. oopsie now I getz up try agin.
i finks we need a tooba player to hep wif teh beatses
mary – LOLZ – heer, taek mai hand. Ai luvs teh polka! If wee do it togedder, tehre will bee no falling down.
So – away wee goooooOOOOO!
step, step, hop!
step, step, hop!
SPIN! Whooooooo HOOOOOooooo!
LUK!!!!! LUK, EBBREEWUN!!!! It’s LOLCATBURGLAR awn the frunt page heer!! WOWEEE ZOWWEE!!
She’s down below, gibben autografs. Tribble brought teh champagne fur the happee toasts!!
OH EM GWEE wer??? ~runs down beow~ you iz gibben autografs?!?!?! i iz so happee i could cri!!!! i want one or i mite keel yu aw!
befor ai goes teh teh parties fur LCB….ai otz to tell you Janet…..ai thot ai waz teh onli [ursun leff ina whirld hoo sed WOWEEE ZOWEE !!!
dated sayinz ….we gotz dem !!!
OMG!!! Wowee Zowee iz dated????
*sighz a commiseratin sigh*…..yesh Janet……iz trooo…..iz frum mi “wile chile” daze ai beleeve….
belongz wiff teh Maui Wowee, an fingz lik dat…….
Woowie Zowie Frank Zappa song from Freak Out, furst album.
oh yeah. !!!!…wowee zowwee baby ur so kool !!! noaw ai ‘mememberz !!!
butz Iz nawt awld!
Is a kool cat
a hippi dippi
a flowr powr
crazy man!
far out!
seez u on da flip side!
momcat (gascat)
ahhhhh but momcat oar gascat (noaw u guise ar foolin wiff me !!)
awld iz teh kool round heer…..OK we noawt reallly old old…..jest gotz loawtz ob ’sperryenses,
ai hab sed it befor an ai’ll sez it agin…ai waz 18 in 1968….teh bestest tyme to be 18, an in Callyfornua, teh fiftiz waz a grand tyme to be a kid…..waz muches moar innocently tyme …an now …technology iz teh fun too, but heer we ar using it ….
teh hardest part about bein diz age….iz mostest ob us gotz parentz hoo are gone by now, an ai hab losteded wai too mainy frenz…..but ai losted my 2 bestest fren befor ai waz 30….wun to motorcycle axxident an wun to cancer…..wat ai am tring to say iz taht by now , ai dont noes about odder peepulz but ai hab losteded too miny impotant peepul in mi life…
datz teh hard part……
ai hab gavvered teh nolegde, an honed my talintz an hab had yeerz of good tymes……woodnt trade dem fur yute
an ai hab loawtz ob gud tymes leff in me……..onli the peepulz hoo ar stuk in rutz an wont try teh new idearz taht com der way………doze ar teh OLD peepulz an dat can happen at any age !!!!!
in iron curtain country, kittehs keep the logs warm.
in soviet russia, fireplace has you
yesh, dat is much improv’d over myne. We miss you stend…come bak suun.
Mister Gorbachov-
Yoo forgot the Curtain!!
Mah fambly iz on teh odder syde.
Which odder syde?
wif cheezefrens, awl sides uv fambly are odder!
heh, heh..
.incl Rselves?
Moast espeshullee Rselves, ai think!
Wen is santy paws gonna bee heah?
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
luk lyk greedee kitteh still wyting for sandy claws!
santy paws gubba be here wen ve word turn wite and sof!
santy paws gubba be here wen ve word turn wite and sof!
Comes on kitteh, lite my fyre.
Yay – “Doors” ref FTW!!
Janet…..ai’ll nebber forgetza teh dai mi cousin Steve camed ovver…an sed….u shood heer diz sowng…..an den he sung sum of teh werdz to “lite mi fire”
ai coodnt beleeve mi eerz……dey woodnt plai dat awn teh radio……..sez ai….
but ai waz rong…dey cood an dey did plai dat awn teh radio……den we found out dat teh piano playur Ray Manzarik….well he was ruumies wif mi loawng in teh futur….husybaund…… at teh UCLA
hey ai hab had an oddly lif….
LOL!
It burnz!
Wut you mean santy paws awredy caym?
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
gollum?
hunh- dat was spose to go to Tiaz comment. sighs…..
Eye sayed eye wanted de chayn mail fur battul. But eye wuz tinking uff sumphin a wittle moar phorm phittin.
Hero Kitteh lurks behind iron screen, waiting for the moment he’ll start a diversionary fire. While guards are rushing to put out confla…conflagr….um, fire, Hero Kittehs dashes into holding area, where he rescues the heroine (who is a beautiful little orange kitty), knocks out the evil general then grabs his still warm cheezeburger, and flees with his lady back to a nice warm pillow, and the screen fades to black…..
If sumthin goez rong, Kitteh makes sound like dying lolgiraffe.
I gives Cheezburger and Root Bier for South Park ref!
I do not get v.v
ChackyJan – pleez to tell us eggszktlee what yoo do nawt get so we can purrhaps esplain it to yoo.
The East Germany part
and the “Still stuck behind the curtain” v.v
eet no makez zenze to meh.
uhm…. ChakyJan….? Noawt tu sownd… uhm…. bad… but – haow ole ar u?
Habs u ebber herd uv teh turm ‘Iron Curtain’? Eef u noe whut dat meens, mite mayke moar sens tu u…
yeh, butt, curtain be gone. i can assure u! i iz from east germunney. O.o
O, it seams das yu gitz it more denn wii do.
well, eye meenz wii iz punning off teh past…4 U iz naugt present anymore. Butt I ask myself: why yU say yU is frum “East Germenny”, since there ISNT any East Germany anymore? eastern part, but naut East. BTW, is dere a “Mauer im Kopf” (“wall in teh head”), or iz dat just all in ore mind?
Mai furst boyfren’s Mom walked wif a limp becuz she was shot comin ober teh wall, mekkin a brek for freedum in teh West.
She wuz nise ladee. Furst boyfren, not so much.
I got 2 go 2 Berlin for a kuppla daze bout 5 yrs ago, an teh mayn thing eye bemember iz teh museeum at Checkpoynt Charlie. It wuz awl about teh menny peepz who came obber, under an thro teh Wall, an teh stories were amazing and fastinating…eye spent menny hrs in dere reeding an looking at awl teh stuff. Check it out if yoo kan.
hey dud i was at checkpoint charlie 2, iz a sweet place and da museum was sweet! I would have spent many hours in dar but had to leave to go back to potsdam!
I meen I toetally stand in awe of those brave peepz…teh nise ladee mom, incl. w00t!! 4 dem.
Dun’t wurry kitteh I rescues U
Can’t u see dat Iz lonleeeeee
reskew meh.
…. tayke meh in yur arms!
Cuz’ Ai’m lone-lee, an ai’m blooo…. ai need joo, an joor lub tu!
c’mon an res-kew meh!!
(areefa franklyn? hmmm…. owld agj…)
reefa’s good fur enee agj
uhmmmmm…. Ai noes whut yu meen… buuuuut…. dat sowns……. wrong sumhaow! LOL!
giglol- REETHA good fur any age. (i duzn’t fink reefahs are good fur any age. )(IMHO)
fanks fur helpin me claritificate, er clareefly, er clear dat up.
Mary O’ – no wurryz….. ai thot teh saym fing! (IMHO!)
Martha and the Vandellas, I finks.
Wot R “vandellas”? Eggzakly?
vandellaz…….dey r partz ob teh awesum gurl groopz an guy groopz to com oawt ob Detroit….inna 60s an 70s…….loawtz ob teh naemz dont meen anfing that anywun noes about ….vandella be Marfaz bak up singgerz….
iz teh “Motown Sound” an fabuloso it waz…..Phil Spectorz (yesh teh saem guy now awn trail fur murder) waz famuz produser of doze days…..he invbented “teh wall ob sound” whiches was teh grate studio musicunz who plai teh music awn doze recurdz…..
From Wikipedia:
The story about the name change (to Martha and the Vandellas) is a most colorful one. The Van part came from a street that neighbored Reeves’ own – Van Dyke Street in Detroit [7] – and the Della part honored Della Reese, Reeves’ favorite singer and a Detroit native herself [8]. An alternative account of the name’s origins states that Marvin Gaye described the group as “vandals” after their strong backing vocals drowned out his own singing during a recording session.
What would teh name of ur gurl groop be? Or boi groop, if u is a boi.
Mine would be “Lolcatburglar and teh Purrloiners”
Wun ov mai favoriets has awlwaiz been “Colonel Rooney and the Pregnant Soldiers.”
Thsi was when ai wuz werking in Stuttgrart. It wuz during Desert Storm, when moast ov our VII Corp solders had gone to Saudi Arabia. We had a touring show in an were traing to decide which ov our kasernes/barracks to put them at (we usuallee had tehm foar 3 – 5 purformances.
An sumwun said – “We can’t put it at Nellingen. There’s noboddy there but Colonel Rooney and the Pregnant Soldiers.”
i’s youngin. i tinking air conditioner commercial!
Torrtee Tukkz Kitteh
iz helpeeng Santa wiff nexx
yeer’z coal andz ashhez
Kitteh chexx 2 mayk
shurr floo iz open. Santa
no wantz 2 getz stukk
Wie iz cawlled Fyre Playse
if it’z kool inside? Kitteh
reelee wants 2 knoez
Jack.
At leest tihs wai Ai donut has to heer Dayvid Hasselhoffel sing!
I CAN HAS FREEDOMZ?
Dis naw reel pitcher. Reel lifes, da kitteh whut getsin da firesplaces iz teh whites wunz.
Mah mudder-in-law habs 2 Meezers. Won of dem gots in the fireplaise wen dey waz gone. She rolled and plaied, an wen she was durty frum eers to tayle, she tracked teh soot AWL ober teh howse and ona nise couches an chayrs.
She sent me a picshur, and she luked like a charcoal kitteh insteb ov a Meezer.
Wayt…. Romeow: dis a term ai hazzint seen afore: Meezer…. whut dat? I a$$ume it ‘white cat’…. but, whai?
Hep a gurl owt?
oooo ooo ooo wate, wate dont tellz me- Siamese? i fink taht’s waht it seemed to bee on google.
OOOO!!! Dat maykes mush cents, Mary O! Fankyooo!!
Iz reddy fur mah skween test.
*blink, blink*
sed Bette Dabis to Mr Demilllllll…. FTW!
Qwik kiteeh: whutz 5 + 4??
(iz maff skween test….)
Kittehz naem is
Tootsie, the Sootie Footsie
or just
Soot Foot fur short.
I vant to b alone.
Scared straite kitteh doan luk tew scared.
OMG! This be mah furst time on teh main page! I cannot bleev it!
*puts on J-Lo dress held togevver wif 2 thred molecyools*
*climes steps to podiumb*
*trips over tail*
*adjusts J-Lo dress now held togevver wif 1 thred molecyool*
O hai. This such a onner. Just being nominominominominated is a trhill. What a increddible jurney it has been to get here. There is so many peepls what halped me along teh way, I donut knoes whare to begin. Well, I shud thank Ceiling Cat for giving me teh strength to click on teh lolcatbuilder, mah kittehs for halping me choose a font, all mah teechurs for teechin me to spell so I could forget how, and mah sylist for making me look fabyoolus, and mah…
*orkestra plays “hurry up and finish” musics*
… (pouts) Spoylsports. I’d like to thank teh acatemy. kthxbai
*leevs stage just as last thred molecyool holding J-Lo dress togevver gives way*
*thunderous apaws fur LCB*
Meny congatumashuns LCB!!! Iz dis ur bebeh kitteh? Did u see ur picshur ona boting page or didz u juss see it heer? Tellz us eberyfing!
BTW, ur luking FAB tonite!
Weell dun lolcatburglar! How kewel iz dat!
Wee lowed tu haz de spechul celerbrashun fur sum wun dat getz hizz picher on de mayn payge??
Can wii bweakz ohpen da shampagne dat iz on ize fur meew earz eve, an haz eet now?
*pop*
Wii awl rize ower glazzez een a towst tu lolcatburglar!
Standing O fur teh wun, teh awnlee LOLCATBURGLAR!!!!! BRAva!!!! BraVAAAAA!!! *stamp stamp stamp* *mutch applawse*
Ai can awnlee say – yoo DOO luk fab tonite and tahnk gudness yoo thot to ware the black spandex outfit taht cSmall maed fur yoo under teh J-lo dress so tehre bee no beeg fine fur “wardrobe malfunkshun.”
Nao, sit dawn heer wif Romeow an mee an as soon as yoo catches yur bref, tell us hao it awl came to bee.
Yes, LCB – do tell!
Tribble, may I hab a glass ov ur spechul shampain fur dis spechul occass…okashun…dis bery spechul tiem? Luks so bubbly an gud!
Hear u r Romeow. Shampain awl aroun.
Wii needz da yung nekked gui hear tu keep ower glazzez phull. Hee stil dewin de irnin?
Fank yew, Ms. Tribble!
I had to go awai fur a bit, but I watched teh video tape (I bet none ov u noo dat was dere) and it luks liek you awl had a rockin gud tiem!
U guis kwak me up!!!
kna ai com sitz wiff u too ????? *wavez wildli at LCB*
WHOOO HOOOOO LCB!!!!!
ai cant tellz u how thirlleded ai am fur u !!!!
u go gurl…….an dat iz qwite a dress.!!!!
cant contane miself……..GOTTA DANSE !!!!!!
*bowow to LCB, bowow to teh cheezfrenz*
*sllllllide to teh leffff*
*sllllllidde to teh rite*
*an up awn my toeseies fu teh …twurl ina sircle, twurl ina sircle*
*leep, leep, leep leep*
*bowow to LCB, bowow to teh cheezfrenz*
*an collapsez ina heep…….*
wheee wheee wheee……dat waz fun ……..aniwun wantz to joyn me ina danse fur our LCB………LCB? JANET???? ROMEOW???? TRIBBLE ????
*doez teh “supereor danse * datz OUR gurl……
Ai will certainlee danse fur lcb (just doan let her get neer teh cawffee). Iffiz ok, ai will danse wif yoo, salleh, an Tribble an Romeow can partner up!
But a liddle less – leepee, OK? Iz a nice waltz awl rite wif yoo?
Viennese, ov corse. *Wun too trhee, wun too three* an a delicate woo hoo!
Oh noes!!!! This stoopee wurdprogramwhateveritiz!!!
Ai deLIBeratelee putted a pawz inbetween teh too an teh three to show it was a propurr Viennese walz wif teh hesitashun an awl – an this stoopee program tuk them OUT!!!!
HOOOOO duz this program think it iz, eneway!?
sumtymes dat WPO dribez me teh crazy…..er…..crazyier….dat iz….whi, jest dwon teh page heer, ai waz trin to maek a link fur LCB, an ai noes ur noawt supposeded to ou the dredded http fing awn ur link, so AI DINT !!! an when ai clikeded the Add comment ……teh stoopy WP outz it in any wai !!!!
u dont mine ifn ai putz dat link heer do u Janet?????
fank u.. ai triz agin…..
http://www.stillshooting@deviantart.com/favourites/
it has werked onct oar twise…..but WP keepz u gessin ifn it will werk DIS tyme…..
ok mite hab fond teh problem…..tries agin…
http://www.stillshooting.deviantart.com/favourites/
may now !!!
oh an I was obber awn my emails riting a letter to a fren….brot up about my son, hoo waz adopteded….(but ai pikked ouawt teh parentz….dont trust teh goverymint to do teh rite fing wiff mi taxes {suches as dey r} muches less wiff mi chile !!!! aniwaze…..ai fond ai coodnt help miself……ai hadda end it wiff…….
my serious side …..let me show you…..(dint want to hitz him wiff teh lolspeek rite offn teh bat…hee hee )
gettin harder an harder to libe in teh reel (?) whirld…..
ha HA !!!!!! gotz it……..now anywun hoo iz recoberin from the previus post an feelin bad…..go clik on stillshootin…..but ware ur CHRG or swimkap….cause der be PEROWLUSLY cyute kitnz and kittehz obber der…….
tehy are teh preshus kittehz obber der…..srlsy……go luk……
Salleh, if dis tu pursonal, plz sey so, k? U had ‘open adopshen’? I fink is berry, berry kewl dat yu email dem and keeps in tuch…
berry funneh dat yu uzded teh lolspeek! ai did dat lass week wif mai assisstent…. an she lukked at mii and sez ‘whut????’ harrrrrrrdee-harrrr! made me gigglol!! Ai jess cuddint hep maiself!! (she asked me if i knew whut happened to (X), an, kidding, ai sed, ‘ I borked it!’ LOL!!)
oh hai 3 !!! funnee….ai thot “borked” waz self eggsplanitury……dunt eben hab to noes about the lolspeek to figgure dat wun oawt……
an no, ifn waz too sensitively, ai woodnt menshun it…yesh…it waz teh open adoptshun……ai waz allusl in touch wif hiz odder mudder….but sumwher alowng teh lyne…..(he is 26 awn teh furst of Jan.) he decided taht he dint wantz to noes me…….kinda borkked mi hart…..but he iz in teh deep depresshun…so maybe he’ll com oawt ob it….
ai is a bery nise pursun, an well werf teh noing….an u’ll nebber gess wat he does…..he is band photgrapher too !!! talk about the apple a tree an noawt fawlin far huh????
an wen he waz teh 16, he waz teh number 1 in hiz age groop in Canada an teh US in rok climing…..yikes …….scary sport…. mi sun teh whirld class affelete….???!!!! amazing…ai trip ovver teh patternz in carpetz..!!!!
mi son …letz me braggy jest a liddle…..
*garsp*!!
Salleh!!! Yu hab ebbery rite tu braggs!!! Dat iz full ov WIN an oarsum!! Yu braggs awl u wannts!!
Whoa…. 26 in tu daiz? Mai olwdest is gunna be 21 soon! U an me, wii mus beez ‘bowt saym ayj!
An, *pat pat onna sholder* yu iz a well wurff noing purson!! ai noes dat ai feelz berry gud tu noez u! Bois, dey go fru some stufff, datz fur shur….. he’ll come ‘rownd…. ai’ll beez thinkin ‘bowt himz and hoepin himz feelz better berry suun…
Salleh & 3 heevens: wii habs mush in cormmon!!
*giggle*
Hai Salleh!
Duz ur son still climb? Numero uno at 16 is awsum!
John juss got bak frum a climbing trip tonite. He camped out fur a cupple nites an it was bery cold (fur camping, ennywai).
I hopes ur son gets bettr an sees wat a wunnerful purrson u r.
u rite 3, we does hab muches in common…..but ai was 32 wen ai had mi sun…’merjenci c-sexshun…(oh DAT dunst luk rite !!!) (but it lukz funnee sooooo …ai leevez it)
but dat’s wat teh peepulz awn teh ‘dopshun site sayz too…….boyz ……u gotz too gib dem moar tyme, sum ob dem…….
lukily ai iz weerd combynashun of “pur impulse kontrol” an pashunce an u kant pushez teh adoptee fasser dan dey wanna goes…..ai dont wantz to pushes himz awai forebber….. so ai hopez taht he finez a gurlfren oar a wifey sum dai an SHE pushes himz into “finding ” me
(ai noawt losted…..awl he hasta do iz ask himz odder mudder…..)
he iz onli member ob mi immediut fambly leff alibe……so reely hopes to meet himz sumtyme..oh wate…ai sed dat alreddy…..
well izzza BIG hopez.!!!
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ai dont fink he duus muches climing anyoar….at leest till hiz ankle getz teh stronger…if evver….he shatteredhiz ankle pretti bad a couple b yeerz ago…..
Yah, he waz considereded a feenonminom….at dat tyme……waz also goin to meetz in Urup….
Bery cool, Salleh!
Doan wurry bout hims ankle. I borked boff ov mine so bad, dat dey told mah parents dat I wuddn’t walk again. Butts, I wurked hard an put up wiffs awl teh pain, an I walk juss fine! Dey told meh awl sorts ov bad stuffs dat wazn’t troo. I wish dat I cud tawk to peeps an tell dem nawt to believe awl teh bad stuffs. Iffs I wud hab believed dem, I neber wudda kept trying. Dey sai dat affer a yeer, u gots wat u gots. Dats nawt troo eber. Iz been 14 yeers, an ebery yeer, I gits bettr. Butts, I nawt gits better iffs I doan wurk at it. I hope dat mah storee maeks u worry a liddle less bout hims ankle. Fiscal Therapists r angels.
Thx Salleh! Grate dansing! And thx for fixifying mah dress! I finded some duktaype but I only managed to taype mah shampaggny floot shut. I shoulda had u desine a dress foar me speshul. Next time I is on teh front page for teh furst time, I will does that.
I’ll dance wif u just as soon as I finish drinking shampers Whoops! Mah floot is still taypeded shut. Does anyone has a drill? Is emerjunsee!
Ai has a drill! Wuz rite handee in teh barn. An ai browt the yung nekkid guy. In addishun to irining, he iz verree handee wif the drill. (Oh mai gosh – did ai say that??? *blush*) Well *hmhm* if yoo will just hand him yur champaian flute (ai think this iz getting werse) ai’m shur he can fix it fer yoo. OKthxbai.
Concatulations LCB! Gud fing teh podioum thingy was n’t too high fur u. Sorry I cant danse, mai Esme is sleepin in the lapblanket puddle on my feet unner teh desk. Kinda hoap she wakes up soon, cuz mai feets is all pins an needles. So, I toasts u with the non-alkohohololol (coodnt stop spellin, there) sparkling cider, and *quietly* shouts woo hoo!
Thx, DM! I was worried a little about teh podiumb being high up and so I was careful to not ware hi heel shooz wif mah J-Lol duress. I wared mah Earth Shoos from teh sebenties. The heel is even lower then teh flore.
Glamor mazagine should be calling me any minnit now about doing a cover story. Mah fashun cents, let me show u it.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!
OH MI STARZ AN WHISKURZ LCB….. u r sumfing else….
but ur outfitty memeinded me ob mi gradyashun frum teh San Frannysiscoes Art Institutez… waz bery hoawt day in May, graddyashun waz helded douwsid…..in teh affernoon…
wun of teh gurls waz wareing..a blak slinky ebening gown wiff spagettiz strapz ……wate for it…..
wiff combat bootz…..
It had rained 28 days in a row before my high skool graduation, and teh low lying parts of town were kinda soggy. We picked up my friend to go to baccalaureate, and her dad had to row her to a high spot in teh road in a boat! So, there we were, all in our white dresses, all primped up like debutantes, and half of us had on white flip flops. Teh noise of all the flapping flip flops as we proceeded in a ’stately’ manner to our seats caused serious cases of teh giglols to brake owt.
well D Marie….it sertaunly maed me brake out in teh giglez !!!!!! “Pomp an Curcumstanuses” wiff flip flopz ……BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA….
speekin ob debutantz…….u’ll nevver gess wat……ai waz a debutante……srsly….a “Las Damas” debutante…..hee hee…..hadda lern a “full cort bow” whiches meens u hav to go down awn wun knee an ur armz ar oawt at ur sidz, an we wer wareing 6″ tortyshell spanishes combz in our hare… an manteeyaz….
odd lyfe……ai haz had wun….
Eye danc wit u salleh.
But, mye huzband needz da puter, sew eye haz tu catch up wit u awl when hee goez tu chek de scor on de futbawl gamez.
Oh, my. Itz just been a wherlwind of activities around here. Teh phone hasn’t stopped ringings, pooparazzis is out on teh lawn taking pichsurs of mah garbaje cans, and I had to feed mah kittehs and give Esme her insoolins.
Oooh, is that shampers? Oooh, it’s Dom DeLuise! Mah fave. Thx Tribble! I sees that u has a majic ice bukket that makes another bottel of bubblies appear as soon as one has been consoo–, cunsum–, drinked. Cheers!
Romeow, I had seen this on teh voting page a few weeks ago. It wasn’t teh first I had up there but I long ago gived up trying to predictify what would and woudl not make it to teh big time. I hads one a few weeks befoar that was getting hunnerts moar votes than teh others in teh same batch but it has never showed up on teh main page. (“Catnip. Apply directly to forehed.”) This is not mah kitteh, although mah Esme is a calico like that. I duzzent has a fireplace.
How it comed about was that sometimes at werk I takes a lolcat brake and when I is feeling creative I look at teh lolcatbuilder page. In about 5 or 10 minutes I can do a handful of lolpics and sometimes one or two of them makes it to teh voting page. I looked at this pic and immediately thinked of teh iron curtin. I know, I is showing mah age. There was another capshun for teh same pic on teh voting page at teh same time as mine and I thinked it was better than mine, although I forgets what it was now!
J4K, yes, a wardroab malfuncshun was avoided. But i needs to fix this J-Lol dress for teh guverner’s ball later. Does u has a safety pins or a stapler or some Krazy Gloos?
ooooh LCB,……az long as u doin dis capshunating…….heerz anodder sorcres of teh cute kitteh pitturez……www.stillshootin but be shure an ware ur CHRG….oar prolly a swim kappy iz bedder…..dese r sum CYUTE behbeh kitnz…..
http://www.stillshooting@deviantart.com/favourite/
doze r handily pikked kitn pitturez awn mi partz ob teh deviantart site……
an heer……ai jest happenz to hab a needlez an fread wiff me…..
sew, sew , sew ,sew
now u bedder tahn new……u cood go dansin in dat now, ai dont know wat iz teh madder wiff dresssy makurz todai…….*grumblez*
an kongraddyashunz awn ur fronty pagez……
ai allus new u had it in ya….
dis fread iz inkredibally looonnnggg…is funny, tho, I finish it layder. kthxby.
stranjlee enuff, it continuez below.
i lyk commie kittehs.
Teh commiekitteh decision is fur moar cheezburgers.
I gree wiff watt ever commie kitteh sayds.
Santy Claws iz stuck in chimneh… has cheezburger in bag!
An for mah neks trik…
I wil…
Get stuk behin dis @#%& fing… waer’s mah kitn assistadent wen I needz him
Jane Curtin maed uv airun?
Jeez…
Ai meen, Ai noo she wuz prolly tuff, but airun!?
A revulayshun.
Ai haz it.
Funny u should say that.
Long long times ago, bak in teh 1900s and right befoar Saturdays Nite Lives daybued, Jane Curtin was in a TV commershul for Geritol. She talked about how wimmens needs losta irons in their bluds and to get enuff they would has to overeet. O NOES!!1! But if u took teh Geritols evry day u wuld be teh saved!
Donut axe me why I rembers that but cannot rembers whare be teh remoat contorl.
Wai duz yoo remember taht wehn yoo cannot member whare bee teh remoat control???
JCH4K: yes! thank you for sawlving my cunun…conon… dilemma!
After lolcatburglar posted taht replie, i haz just bin sitting hear, going bak and fourth, bak and fourth:
Am ai reely taht cheezy? (yes)
Does ai wunt ohter peepels noeing taht? (nawt sew much, akshully)
Wood it be funny? (kynda-sorta)
Wood it agrivayt lolcatburglar? (kwite pawsiblee)
It was hard! But yew saved me!
Lolcatburglar: reely! wai cant yoo faind teh remote control!?
All right u 2. Just watch urselfs. J4K specially. Just see if I rites u a carlol teh next time u begs me not to.
Anyways, u cannot agravate me, I just had a nekkid guy put his drill in mah shampayn floot. No only that, but he has agreed to change teh channels for me. I just has to push his buttons and he gets up and …
I think I better stop there.
Hmmmmmm lcb – ai’m startin to think yoo maybee owez mee anudder carlol!!!! This iz no ordinaree nekkid guy. This iz the kyoot YUNG nekkid guy hoo duz the irining and servez teh martooniez – an nao he’z pushing yur buttons and changing yur channels? Or – wayt – what? Hoo. . .
OMG!!! WHUT ar wee gonna tell SJ an Ambercat????
HARUMPH!!
An nao, Ayre, we purrhaps knoes wai lcb (an ai’m nawt pointing ene fingers heer) has “furgotten” whar she putted taht remoat control.
Hmmmmmm – ai wunder whar MAI remote controle iz. Ai put it down heer sumwhar. Nope – ai don’t see it enewher.
*sends nuvver YNG to JCH4K to fyn remot…. or at lees, tu push teh buttons*
Didnja noe wii hadz nuvver YNG inna closet???
*snerkgiggle*
JCH4K:
Epic.
Win.
Agin, yew iz eggsaktly write. Uv coarse, kin we reely blaem lcb for furgetting? espeshully wen she iz under such awbveeus duress? Methinks nawt
Say, J4K, what’s that stikkin outta ur back pokket? Looks like a remoat control to me.
Er, I mean, um… wow, nice new cell phone! Wish mah cell phone hadda pawse button like urs.
U has to tell me bout this barn and these yung nekkid guise. I hasn’t been hanging round here lots and lots lately because of bizzyness so I thinks I missed out.
Tells me and I’ll write u another carlol. Oops, I alreddy did. This one is for teh Noo Yeer, singed to teh toon of “Auld Lang Syne”. It’s only one verse and teh korrus, but that’s all moast peeps knoes. Maybe I’ll get stukk in teh traffics again and finish it.
Should rools of spelling be forgot
Good grammer left behind?
Should new acquaintances be got
The cheezy, frendly kind?
icanhascheezburger dot com
It’s our most favrite site
We’ll make new frenz and lol all day
And then we’ll lol all night
Ayre, I’m under a J-Lol duress. Is very obvious. No one even noticed David Dukuvny on stage next to me, that’s how obvious it is.
Nice.
Hao vary punny yew are, lcb
purr-haps yew needs tu be pun-ished.
ooooooh LCB……u awna rolll tonite !!!
ai jest lov taht sowng………
an teh pittures of kittehza ai tole u about…..( ai hab every confidunse dat u ar gud enuff awn teh puter….to cutz an pasteses pittuez frum odder sites…..ai wood do it ,but ai dont hab a clooo how to do taht…..an ai lern kinetically…sumwun haz to be heer an SHOWZ me how to do sumfin……)
anywai …teh link dat werks is teh wun wiffout teh @ sign….
efferiwun iz teh funne tonite….btw…..been laffing oawt loud……
Not to worries, Salleh, I finded teh site. Such cuteness! I has to look moar later, after I gets some hevvy dooty rubber glubs for mah hed.
Ayre: if u must punish me, u can do so by taking mah remoat control away. *snicker*
Ambercat fownd this again just a coupla pikshures again. Thsi is this is just teh start – az usuallee happens around here, it iz a werk in progress.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/cpr-cat-leaps-into-action
A cuppla a nites ago, we got teh Prisoner dvds from Netflix, cuz evryone here said I shood watch it. So, we go to watch it on teh DVD player, which is rare, cuz hubby normally uses teh computer to play dvds. Haven’t used the dvd player in over a year. I know I put the remote sumwhere I coodn’t lose it. Looked everywhere, finally decided to just use teh buttons on the front of the dvd player. Finished watchin dvd, got up to turn everything off, and there was teh remote…. on top of teh TV where I put it to not get losted. I felt rilly stoopy at that moment.
D Marie, Ai m shure wun ob teh kittehs put eet dere whil u werent luukin….. ai jus shure ov eet!
It werent dere when u luuked teh firs tyme – ai pwomise!
Losin yur remoat control haz taken awn a whole noo meening around heer. Ebbreewun will be wundering wai we ar awl snickering wehn tehy cannawt find tehm!
But ai wuz gonna ask – ai hazn’t seen the Prisonner either. Whad yoo think? wuz evreone rite?
An ai just LUVED yur “lapblanketpuddle (c).” Ai haz them too, but ai didn’t know it!! Ai’m going to go bak an put teh (c) awn it so the werd thievs can’t taek it.
An teh sound ov the flip-flops going down teh aisle iz echoing merrilee in mai eers!
I can see why everyone had fond memories of teh Prisoner, because at teh time it aired it would have been quite diffrent tahn evrything else. But…I’m prolly nawt gonna get teh rest of teh DVD’s. You know how it is, there isn’t anything wrong with it, but it just didn’t grab my attention like I expected it to. You should prolly watch teh first 2 or 3 episodes and make your own decision.
Lol: eye toe-tally hearts yore noo yeer song!!! I’m gonna sing it furr my fambly.
But, i finks yU shuldda listened 2 Jane an tayken yore Gerry-tall. Den yoo’d B abel 2 fine stuff an awl dat stuff, yoo know.
An 3rdly, I am also kurious ’bout teh origeins ob teh nekked mann an teh eye-ronning…it presents an amusing imaje 2 my mynd, butt eye’s lubs 2 heer how it kame about…
iz sayf to com owt now? cold war ober?
of coarse kittehs like warm
but tihs is rediculous.
teh fire aint even startid yet babey!
This not the lolevator? I needed some Fine Undergarments and Household Wares, and Im thinking, such a fine lobby…got wood sculptures…
Let mah kitteh go!
I’m in yore screen.
Savin’ it.
Groncatz, LCB!!
teh wall comed down, kitteh
u iz democratyzed kitteh nao!!!
menny menny shnitzuls foar yooropeean kitteh!!
kommunist kitteh
yurnz foar teh old dayze
hangz hims own iron kurtin