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Kitteh is habing a bad hair day AND a bad chair day.
tee, hee.
Maybe hymns shud get a pritty curley cut like liddle miss daisy!
Mefinks kittah ees moas beautimously rumplified.
GUISE!!!!
I will not have net access starting sometime tomorrow, not for at least a week. Send good thoughts as I drive across the country!!
Ai lubs u!
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Godspeed-
TC !!!!!!! u finally get to do ur move !!!!
YYAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but u ar ob corse gonna dribe evver so karfulli rite?????
Oh ai iz so eggsiteded fur u…….an we will luk forwurd to seein u agin…..cause we will misses u……..
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TC&AC - Hoep yoo hav a gud trip - az Salleh sayz - please drive verree carefullee - rodes may be a bit danjerous. Lotz ov ice still around.
An- *sniff* - thankz fur letting us know wai yoo ar going to bee missing. A week in reel tiem iz liek a month heer - each pikshure being sort ov a day. 35 tiems yoo will nawt bee heer!!
Until then - {{{{{{{{{TC&AC}}}}}}}}
Yesh, Ai will bee kareful. Teh noo brakes an’ teh oyl change, mah car, it has dem. Ai has plannd teh moas safes’ rowt, Ai hopes. Ai will bee kalling teh Tiny Cheez’s Momma ebberyday, 2.
LUBS U!!
O, an’ ai will has teh reprezentashuns ob awl meh angel kittahs 2 keeps meh sayfe an’ keeps meh kompanies 2.
A pikshur ob a blak kittah een a garden, fur mah Boots.
A gray stone kittah fur mah Peppi.
A ornj an’ whyte resin kittah fur mah Peach (aka Catburger).
Awl een da fron’ seet.
wher u goin TC & AC? frum wher to wher? have gud, safe tripp
OK: so has anyone watched Beetlejuice lately? I was watching it last night and cracking up over all the 80’s fashions, like black (leather) EVERYTHING. I think it was the fleckstone walls that did it for me more than anything tho
oh and
flustered kitty
is flustered
OT fanks agin fur the lessuns on Teh Bold and teh Italics (new sope oprah on ICHC)
stil no has blinkie ?
:^(
mebbee if wii axs reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly nize? payz wif cheezbrgrs?
extorshun?
yikes need remedial klass awready. fergot teh /B, I fink.
which remindz me, how can I tell if its right before I post it????
you can’t. unless, you post it in an old post, check it, and then copy it into the new post
trust - you do NOT want the BLINK command enabled !!! that’s a bit of early web insanity you used to see on pop up p0rn ads - it’s enough to cause epileptic seizures
amen, stend. the lack of BLINK is one of the pure pleasures of this site.
BLINK–
DO NOT WANT.
oh awrite. cooler heds prevail…
I put a Refrense for all ob us on mai bl0g. It can lead you to teh smiley and speshul character symbols. Is mai kittehmus presint to ICHC peeps.
Needs help, tho. If someone can lead me to teh whole font code list sumwheres, it wood be appreciated.
Ai fownd it wunz, quite bai accident. Nawt shur ai can doo it again, tho.
Ai’m nawt shur eggactlee what ai am lukking for.
Ai found this
http://www.web-source.net/html_codes_chart.htm
and this
http://www.w3schools.com/tags/default.asp
This last one has awl kinds of symbols and stuff - to click on in the left column
hab a good trip , TC & AC!! (wear yoo is goin?) I wished eye culd bemember stuff ’bout ebberbunny–eye yam trying–eye doan read comets for ebbery picher, eye’s mush 2 slow for too doo dat. Y’all is a gud bunch ob bunnies,, ,an is gud to bemeber mii, 2.
he’s got deh bedhed luk awl obber.
aim finking consdering uv sum teh neander braynez wif mathing neander bawdied boiz aive met resentlee adn that tihs kitteh not lewking sew bad aktshally.
meeen ifn one uv dem sitted awn dis cuddlez kitteh, he fared well
wow…. dat is wun MAD kitteh cat!!
Daisy the Curly Cat! Nawt sekkunds! YAY!!
Wuld u lyke ‘nawt sekkund’ dans?
Sins teh kitteh is alreddy in teh chair, can I has a table dans? I am allowed to go up der. If noboddy is luking.
Hokie dokie, smokie!
*grunt*
*clymb clymb hoyyyyst*
K… nao ai’m up here….. uhm….
*wiggle wiggle {whoa! almos fell off!} shimmmeh*
Cummon, Daisy! Dis fun ebben when ai NAWT drunk! YAY!
*shimmey shimmey cocoa pop! shimmey shimmey pop*
*arms obber hed wavvin arownd*
*spinneh in circ-
*crash*
hokay - ur turn, daisy….. ai needs tu rest….
Furst, let me put on my cowboi boots.
::leaps onto table, skids off::
OK, furget teh cowboi boots.
Yeehaw!
*twirlz and spinz and throwz bra into teh air!*
*spinz and spinz and spinz some more*
*twirlz and …..
Uh oh. Hi Mommie. I was jest… um.. er… polishing teh table. Sorry. Did yoo want yoor bra bak?
Ai NU dere wuz sumpfin ai furgot!
note tu self: put cowboi hat bai de door fur necks table dans…..
Uhm….. mite wanna git dat bra offen teh chand… shende…. lite dat hangs frum teh ceeleng!
*gigglol*
Ack, I dun truss maiselff up awn a taybel! It canz be smawl taybel? Liek a cuffee taybel? Den wen I fawl, it will juss be a short fawl!
Fur the sellerberashun, I hab moar ov those liddle choklit bottels wiff alkihawl in dem! Sum wiff drambyooie, sum wiff oranj vawdka, and eben sum wiff kokoonutt rumm! Witch wud u liek?
Zippycat - ai haz purrfekt kawfee taybel fur joo: beeg rectangelel, 20 inshes offa floor…. c’mawn *pats taybel* klym abord! Wii kin ebben puuuush it obber tu teh cowch, inna cays ov teh fawlz….
hmmm…. gotzes enny Baylees oar Katluah in dos liddlee choklit bottels? wuld beez gud wif mai kawfee…
oh hai ….eberwun…..uhm zippycat….naow ur talking….choklit wif alkiholz ….to qwot mi gud fren Janet…………whoo hoo !
ai hab nebber seed dese fingz kan it be dat u r talkin bout, choklit bottlez….u drinkies teh licur in dem…aan den eetes teh bottles??????
GENEEUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ai wunner hoo thot dat up……we shood ‘lecxt dem pressydint….
yeshhh pleeezzze!
“Ef noboddy iz luking’ hah! Sumhow dey’s alweez footy-prince on mah cownter but everbuddeez innowsint!
Ai loox moas forwurd 2 teh dai wen der r teh footy-prinz awn mah cownter.
mmmmm. kittah. do want.
Mebbe mah momma will let me has? Whyte karpet, lethurr kowch, Ai dunnoes …
MOMMA MOMMA MOMMA PLS PLS PLS CAN AI HAS KITTAH!!??!?!
happi holliDUH
az u kan tellz, ai furgot tu kancel teh bowld fontz.
oups.
OH NOES, ITZ CONTAGIOUS, GET IN TEH CAR!!!!!
(i gibbed it to you, sowwy. i go in kwaranteen now. kthnx bai)
Mai Harbls, let me show you them
Dis cat is dis-cat-bob-ulated.
dis - cat - bob - lol - ated
huh? teh cat, naymed bob, ated whut? teh cookie? teh goggie? teh corm? teh karot? teh monorail?
whut, whut, whut??!? U TELLS US!!!
*wayts xpektantlee*
wey-lll…. dis cat naymed Bob (aka, hubbeh) ated a cinna-lol-bun and sum sereal dis moarnin…. but, ai don fink das whut Missy had in mynd….
*allso wayts xpectantlee to see whut hubbeh du neckst*
Eye iz not de dekorateev pilloh.
Yu readed mai mynd, tribble.
Ai wuz gonna sai:
“Ai is not cusshion. Not sit daon heer. Kthks”
Oh - I justs saided it! :embarassed:
kitteh has started the new year early.
Sum wun sat on kat.
Hopez hee wuzn’t fat.
(De sitter not de cat.)
Eder wai, de kat eez flat.
That ar funneh Tribble, gud one..
fat, fat, fat … FAT
cat, cat, cat … CAT
sat, sat, sat … SAT
hat, hat, hat … HAT
A fat cat sat on a hat
saw a rat on the mat
got a bat
had a chat
with a gnat
that he’d pat
in a vat
that was flat
OH YEAH!!!!!
oh yeah
flat cat got sat now iz mat
Whut pretty eyez u hav.
Where u been all my lifes?
lazur eyez charjnig up
Kitteh feelz wayt ubz
t3h Wurrld upawn himz fur…. No,
itz juss beeg Hewmin
Gud feeng Kitteh duz
nawt habz klawsstrofobee~uh.
Coodz habz been messee!
Wie Hewmin duz dat?
Kitten much upsetz! Reebenjj
willz beez wurff t3h wayt!!!
Jack.
Yu has flatternd mai floof! Plees to re-inflayt!
Luks lyke kitteh had a wild Caturday night
mai pancaek immitayshun, let me show u it.
O hai. Sawwy. Sumwun sittin heah. O, and heah too.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
U will b heering frum my lawyerz
LOL!!
oh lawd, notting canz top teh original post *g*
Dananananananananana… FLATCAT! (to the Batman theme)
Wate a minnuts. Kitteh feelz perfickly entyteld to sit on me allatymz. Wy can I not sit on kitteh?
I fink it’s sometin abouts syze ratios or summat.
budd…cainchoo chanj teh lawz ob fyissiikkkkSSS??? (wii doan need know stinkin grabittee!)
Flowbee… do not want.
lolz!!! my mum (though horrified) once sat on one of ours, and the result was just like that!!