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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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R yoo tahkin meh 2 mah bukkit ??!
Good won, LBeeeze!
Hao wud u liek to sellabrate ur accom…akompli..ur beeg deel?
de elektric slyde comes to mynd !!!
LOL !!!
Eet okkurs tu mii taht no wun did elolektric slyde fur joo, LBeeeze!!
*step tu teh rite 3x*
*clap*
*step tu teh lef 3x*
*clap*
*step to teh bak 3x*
*clap*
*rawk 4werd*
*rawk bak*
*rawk 4werd*
*clap!*
*1/4 turn tu lef*
*fawl down inna heep*
*clap*
I do not know who you are, but I have always depended on the kindness of …
( zap !!! )
YEEEEEOWCH !!!
noaw dat wussnt so kind !!
I tink you really looking for Stanley
I’z trine to fink ov sumthin funny bout Blanche DuBois to say heer, but I gots nuttin.
hmmm, you coulda been a contender????
who dis?
dat noat me…
gascat’s momcat…
momcat
not gascats momcat,
noob momcat
and sympathizer for all pinnipeds who seek their bukkits
“Oh look, we have created enchantment” works more often than one might expect
“Ai’m lyk a LOLrus awn a hawt, tin hood…” Sumhao it dusn’t has teh saym punch as teh orijinall!
is that the odor of mendacity I smell? LOL’S
stttttttttelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
stellllloooollllllllaaaaaa?
Butz Tennessee Williams and Marlin Brando haz jest gotten kwiit a wurk-out tho.
Steeeeeeeellllllllaaaaaaaaaarrrrr sealoln?
makin’ a lolrus sammich? wut’s dat?
leave brittany alone !!!
Don’t braise meh, bro!
yooo amaze mii bro!!!
teh brutal wayz yoo show,
it doan faze, mii, tho,
yoo must be Krazy
knot 2 prays mii!!
foh sho!!!
Duz dis flipper maek my butt luk phat?
sealolion thotz it was NUDE beach
ummmmm???
whatz we doez?
iv been “momcat” unda “gascat” sinc ’bout august…
on sum ‘puters I does jus com up az “momcat” (uhhh atz da wurk….dons tellz!)
weiz gonna confusiate peepz ifnz weiz uz da sam name……
whatz shud we doos?
mai ICHC frens kno meiz as “momcat”…..
HALP!!!!
momcat
sinz i’m noob momcat, will gladly become other. no intent to confuze, sorry
u cood be mommeecat ????
oar mamacat, oar mummycat…..soinds kinda weerd tho…..but teh peepulz frum teenytiny Ingeraln wood getz it rite ofn teh bat….
oar momkitteh…oar mamakitteh….derz moar den ai thot…
Oar maybee “noobmomcat” or “TehOtterMomcat,” OR “Nomcat”!!!
ore momma2.
s’ok-
been gonz fur cupla a daiz n dis waz bounded two happen sumtim-
we’ill figur sumfing out…….
momcat (ub gascat)
salleh!
youz hab suc gud idears!
youz no can sleepy two?
is 2:30am heer in Colorodeo!
ohz- to addz insultz to injuries….
gascats team losted da Independence bowl n wurs- deh onli showz ’bout 5 secondz ub da band….. n ’bout hour ub da talkin headz…… most ‘noying, gascats band wurkd HARD on dat routine fur da hol us ub a……
momcat
An - wee furgotz to say - welcom, o noob momcat! Yoo seemz to bee verree nize, so ai am shur yoo wil fitz rite in an bee verree hapee heer! As soon as we knows whut to call yoo.
An doo let us know what yur noo nayme iz, pleese - or we will bee welkomming yoo again, thinking yoo ar sumwun else an wundering whut ever became ov noob momcat!
thx for nice welcome to noob,
will be mimzoid not momcat.
souns gud!
I likz mimzoid berry much!
welcome mizoid ! come on in n join da fun!
ders awlwaiz a parti goin on sumwares round hear!
momcat
Noo momcat, u cud be momcat2, or noomomcat (unless ur not a noo mom). No need to change, jus number wud halp.
i’ll try “mimzoid”… that’s what chillinz callz me. Hoomin chillinz, that is, the kitteh just looks at me in dismay.
thanks for the welcome to a noob
formerly momcat
eye rlly lyke yore name, mimzoid!!!
I has freedom to protest, leef I alone!!
We want bukkitz!
We want bukkitz!
We want bukkitz!
eggsactly !!!
lolrus habs freedom of beach !!!
Lbeeze - dat pun b bad!! U shud get togeffer wif mah cuzin hoo tends to speek such grownerz!
it be so bad it is teh WINZ!
Fanks ebberywon !!!
BAD PUN !!! FTW!!!! YAY
iss dare a “good pun”?
It’z a lolseal siroundeded bye pleeze!
Quick, get in the car!
Eye needz tu pruf readz bettah! Shud sai:
It’z a lolsealion siroundeded bye pleeze!
Quick, get in the car!
Sry, mye bad.
Oh snap its the fuzz!
Quick, get on their car!
gosh!!
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A SEALION GET ON THE CAR!
WAIT! I AM THE SEALION! WHAT AM I DOING ON THIS CAR?!
Eye wuzent gonna du nuttin tu doez kittehz een da bloo bukket frum tu picherz ago!
de shark calld me!!
Dang, Sea World security is tough these days.
Eye sorri eye mezzd up ur wax job.
U rilli tink doez phlimzee pecez uff wodd gonna mayke a dipherance?
Now git me da bukket!
Lolrus luukeengz 4
himz Bukkitt. No wantz Kittehz.
Duzz Hewminz habz it?
Wayr iz mah Bukkitt?
Lolrus wantz 2 knoez. Nuffeeng
heerz but lawtz ubz sand
Mebbee Lolrus luukz
4 Kittehz? Mytez habz bettah
lukk andz less hassill
Jack.
i juzz haytz it wen dey keep de lolrus down : (
*MM runs in wif kleenex from CCC n hands to LBeeze*
Hewminz juss duz nawt
unnurrstandz relayshunship
ubz Lolruz Bukkitt
Bukkitt iz juss a
Bukkitt 2 Hewminz. Meenz so
much moar 4 Lolrus
Whut ekkzakktlee? No
wun knoez t3h Lolrus
andz himz nawt tawllkeeng
Jack.
Liffteeng glass ubz Tee
2 LBeeeze 4 hers Woohoo
Nawt Sekkund. Well dun!
Fank yoo Jack an MM….
i feelz so muach bedder !
Whut u meen eetz standurd phrocedure tu phrisk heem?
Duz eet luk lyke eye haz de phirearmz?
onest! Ai did nowt kitnap those kittehs. dey were alreddy in taht blu bukkit. dey wir a gifft for the lolrus! halp!