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  1. LBeeeze says:

    R yoo tahkin meh 2 mah bukkit ??!

  2. lufflaff says:

    makin’ a lolrus sammich? wut’s dat?

  3. Romeow says:

    Don’t braise meh, bro!

    • kitkay says:

      yooo amaze mii bro!!!
      teh brutal wayz yoo show,
      it doan faze, mii, tho,
      yoo must be Krazy
      knot 2 prays mii!!
      foh sho!!!

  4. Romeow says:

    Duz dis flipper maek my butt luk phat?

    • momcat says:

      sealolion thotz it was NUDE beach

      • gascat says:

        ummmmm???

        whatz we doez?
        iv been “momcat” unda “gascat” sinc ’bout august…
        on sum ‘puters I does jus com up az “momcat” (uhhh atz da wurk….dons tellz!)
        weiz gonna confusiate peepz ifnz weiz uz da sam name……
        whatz shud we doos?
        mai ICHC frens kno meiz as “momcat”…..
        HALP!!!!

        momcat

        • momcat says:

          sinz i’m noob momcat, will gladly become other. no intent to confuze, sorry

          • salleh says:

            u cood be mommeecat ????

          • salleh says:

            oar mamacat, oar mummycat…..soinds kinda weerd tho…..but teh peepulz frum teenytiny Ingeraln wood getz it rite ofn teh bat….

          • gascat says:

            s’ok-
            been gonz fur cupla a daiz n dis waz bounded two happen sumtim-
            we’ill figur sumfing out…….

            momcat (ub gascat)

            • gascat says:

              salleh!
              youz hab suc gud idears!

              youz no can sleepy two?
              is 2:30am heer in Colorodeo!
              ohz- to addz insultz to injuries….
              gascats team losted da Independence bowl n wurs- deh onli showz ’bout 5 secondz ub da band….. n ’bout hour ub da talkin headz…… most ‘noying, gascats band wurkd HARD on dat routine fur da hol us ub a……

              momcat

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            An – wee furgotz to say – welcom, o noob momcat! Yoo seemz to bee verree nize, so ai am shur yoo wil fitz rite in an bee verree hapee heer! As soon as we knows whut to call yoo.

            An doo let us know what yur noo nayme iz, pleese – or we will bee welkomming yoo again, thinking yoo ar sumwun else an wundering whut ever became ov noob momcat!

          • doctorcat says:

            Noo momcat, u cud be momcat2, or noomomcat (unless ur not a noo mom). No need to change, jus number wud halp.

  5. lolrus says:

    I has freedom to protest, leef I alone!!

    We want bukkitz!

    We want bukkitz!

    We want bukkitz!

  6. Tribble says:

    It’z a lolseal siroundeded bye pleeze!
    Quick, get in the car!

  7. Tribble says:

    Eye wuzent gonna du nuttin tu doez kittehz een da bloo bukket frum tu picherz ago!

  8. D.R. says:

    Dang, Sea World security is tough these days.

  9. Tribble says:

    Eye sorri eye mezzd up ur wax job.

  10. Tribble says:

    U rilli tink doez phlimzee pecez uff wodd gonna mayke a dipherance?
    Now git me da bukket!

  11. Jack Deth says:

    Lolrus luukeengz 4
    himz Bukkitt. No wantz Kittehz.
    Duzz Hewminz habz it?

    Wayr iz mah Bukkitt?
    Lolrus wantz 2 knoez. Nuffeeng
    heerz but lawtz ubz sand

    Mebbee Lolrus luukz
    4 Kittehz? Mytez habz bettah
    lukk andz less hassill :-)

    Jack.

  12. Tribble says:

    Whut u meen eetz standurd phrocedure tu phrisk heem?
    Duz eet luk lyke eye haz de phirearmz?

  13. philene says:

    onest! Ai did nowt kitnap those kittehs. dey were alreddy in taht blu bukkit. dey wir a gifft for the lolrus! halp!

  14. platypibri says:

    Actually, I think it’s a Sea lolion

  15. Cookie's human says:

    Good luck trying to explain to the incsurance company that your car got damaged when a lovelorn seal climbed up on the trunk and tried to mate with it!

    • stend says:

      it’s the humper on the bumper

      • LBeeeze says:

        LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!

      • ManfredMom says:

        Stend u mayks me laff n ai gots asthma probs todai! Mayks me werse! Lukily der b allbyuterawl on teh CCC!

        • teenie says:

          albyooteral is teh pleh…halpz u breeve, but maykz u

          a l h k – i e
          l s a y l k

          en nervus.

          glad itz on teh CCC, ai hadz big attak yesserday. double pleh.

          • gascat says:

            I getz dem two—-
            I haz da allyuterawl nebnewnlizer…. doubl wurs! sumtimz I haz two uz allyubuterawl n atrobent.. kinda lik drinkin 4 koffez atz wun tim
            hit ceiling (sry celing cat)
            bounce
            bounce
            hit wal
            bounce
            bounce
            iz lotza phun….

            momcat (gascats)

            oh- sry weiz been gon- lif bit saddi roun hear
            gascat missed bus n didnt mak itz to da Independence bowl wif his band
            himz berry, berry, berry sad
            (weiz gotz da day wrong n da stoopi cell phone didn gib himz ani messages ’til 24 hours lada- waiz two late)
            spoose bein putz on da “bad boy” program atz da wurk…..fur doin exactli whatz himz waz tol two do….. now haz onli 3 wekz to get bak on da “gud boys” list. Berry, scary
            mai carz engimin still nawt heer- shud hab beenz heer las week……. wori, wori…. NEEDZ it by Jan 7th….
            Iz studin fur techa test n habin bad timz wif da math……
            fishykitty gotz da 11 yr old grouchies 24 by 7…….
            sigh-
            at lest da kiteh n da goggie happi…….
            momcat n gascat

            • salleh says:

              oh ……

              {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ momcat & gascat }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}]]]]]

              ai am so sorri to heer fingz ar ruff rite now…..iz bery hard ai noes……..ai bees holdin a gud thot fur u 2……

              new yeer comin……shood getz bedder……heer , ai gibz u guise sum of teh gud luk ai been habin lateily……

            • gascat says:

              fank u salleh-
              weiz ‘preciate dat…….
              kinda culd uz sum gud luk rit naow…..
              we iz pinnin our hopz on da new yeer….

              momcat n gascat

              (ps- didz u seez mai question ’bout Sebastapol on file cat? waiz awhil ago…)

            • kitkay says:

              mii, 2, gaskitteh an momkitteh–must B teh pitts! my hart goes owt 2 peepz wiff healf probs. Empathy throu experience, I gess. Iz rlly the pitts 2 take meds wif nasty side effekts!!! I useta git a liddle asthma meny yrs ago, an one time eye used my sons’ inhaler (prolly albuteral) in Church, instead of my own, and got so jittery and shaky I haddta go home. sucks.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Aw momcat – gascat. Ai don’t know what to sai. It’z just nawt rite when yur alreddee down to be getting kiked again.

              An gascat – ai am so sorree taht yoo missed taht wunderful experience. Ai can awnlee say – bee nawt too sad – menee otter wunderful things will be coming yur way.

              Wehn ai wuz 8, mai grade skool did a kiddee vershun ov Humperdinck’s “Hansel and Gretel.” Ai wuz Gretel – an it wuz just thrilling. Ai just lubbed doin it. Mai grampa even gave mee a dollar cuz ai wuz so gud (an taht wuz a lot ov munee then- fer mee, eneway.)

              An after it wuz over, an we were putt to bed, ai lay thar and sobbed mai hart out, becuz it wuz over an ai knew nothing taht wunderful wud ever ever happen to mee again.

              Well, ov corse ai wuz rong a thousand tiems over. An ai am shur it will bee teh same wif yoo. Menee wunderful thingz ar shurlee coming yur way. Juss bee a liddle pashunt.

            • Cassidy says:

              Momcat & gascat, ai shur hoep fings look up 4 yu berry soon! Iss tuff wen tings go rong enny tiem but speshally sew wen it happenz durin teh hollydaze.

              May 2008 brings yu all menny blessingz!

  16. momcat says:

    step away from the bukkit, and no one gets hurt…

  17. sarah says:

    lolrus no get tazed. ples no taze lolrus! Cant a bruddah look for buket in peice?

  18. leaf says:

    Pwetty pwease….i was hoping fer you to do donuts in the sand and put on yer siren and your blue and red flashy lites…come on, den i go body surfing with yer boogie boards…coarse i don need one of them u know

  19. Nedz says:

    Cantz we awl jus get alongz?

    • kitkay says:

      yoo know–lyke taht ol’ Karpenter an teh lolrus,
      dey B jus walkin along teh beech,
      nyce an frendly-lyke in teh middel off teh nite,
      wen teh son wuz shining on teh see,

      Dey b sad ’bout awl dat sand ebberywhere,
      butt day hadded tyme
      2 talk bout rlly ‘portant stuff–
      cabbages an kings, hot water, pigs’ wings…

      Doze were teh daze,
      wuz it just a phaze?
      dees kwestions i raze,
      know kneed 2 taze!!!

  20. buggin2go says:

    Reskue DO NOT WANT!!!1! Jus leev me alone wif dis car a few moor minuts, kthxbai.

  21. K2M says:

    Pweese not to be tazing!

  22. storybeast says:

    Oh noes, not taze me bro again…

    I goes to UF. I noes that kid. We worked at teh newspaper together when he was a freshman and I was a junior. He was extremely stupid. This lolrus shouldn’t get tazed, he’s just joy ridin’

  23. Skwrl says:

    Ize jus a see lyon wit a bal at tha carnival… (music reference?)
    http://www.lolsquirrel.com

  24. Skwrl says:

    Doze sum hytek sheelds yooz gots, ossifurs
    http://www.lolsquirrel.com

  25. cbenji says:

    omg this is the funniest lolrus ever. HAHAHAHA!

  26. donservo says:

    Dis lolsealion (iz OK wurd?) iz named Chippy (dat is California Highway Patrol car he’z sittin on). Trukker found him bout 60 milez frm oshun. CHP did not taze. (Some a-hole had shot him in head be4 trukker found.) Got reskued, got helthy and went back to sea, haz been spotted a few timez around San Francisco since reskue in 2004. Dere is book 4 liddle wunz wid story – look up “Chippy” in u library.

  27. JH says:

    “I jusss wonna ask tha bukkit a qestion!!!!”

    BUUUUZZZZZZZ!!!!
    ZAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!

    “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  28. meg says:

    “now if…if everyone could calm down… i’m going to answer his question..”

  29. BigH says:

    How about, “Id lyk 2 report a missen bukkit” ?

  30. rodney dill says:

    The years have not been kind to Helen Thomas.

  31. rodney dill says:

    “…but I didn’t take the lolrus bucket!”

  32. rodney dill says:

    “dang prostrate exam”

  33. rodney dill says:

    “Better see the Mechanic… A seal’s kinda loose on your car Ed.”

  34. spongebob says:

    this is STILL the newest one???????????????????????????

  35. Theresa says:

    Letz has a look under hood– Oh noes, trubble is on tops uv hood!

  36. plaster says:

    If you’re making fun of the guy that got tazered to death, you just lost my esteem.

    • kitkay says:

      wii iz laffin at teh tay-zerz, naught teh tayzee. ore, moreover, teh koncept of tayzing a basically harmless one.

    • Cottleston Pie says:

      Relax. It’s in reference to some punk college kid who interrupted a press conference and wasn’t smart enough to know when to shut up and beat it. So they tased him. He wasn’t hurt.

      • kitkay says:

        well, I agree that he wasn’t “tazered to death” literally. And he kid may have been a jerk, too. But I am sure that being tazed hurt very much. And I take issue with using such forcefull and violent means to control people–even punks–and take away their freedom of speech. That’s just scary.

        I saw it on the news, and it made me sad. That is why is said that it is the taze-OORs we (me, at least) are poking fun at. And the concept of tazing a person or animal who is not endangering anyone.

        • plaster says:

          I’m talking about the Polish guy in a Canadian airport, the cops killed him with tazers. Didn’t know about the jerk kid at a conference.

  37. rodney dill says:

    “sniff sniff… I detect illegal levels of fish in this Mercury.”

  38. rodney dill says:

    It rubs the lotion on its skin… or it gets the hose again

  39. rodney dill says:

    “You’re under arrest for a Phishing operation.”

  40. rodney dill says:

    In the end Heidi Klum paid the bail and seal was immediately set free.

  41. Simpson says:

    lolrus is makin an ascape to da icacrem shup

  42. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    Rescue hoomin in front: Git off teh trunk, lolrus.
    Lolrus: Dis mah butt, kiss it.
    Police hoomin in back: snicker, HAHAHA, dat funneh.
    Rescue hoomin in front: Wut so funneh? It your trunk.

  43. Paw Pal says:

    Wut did seel do rong? wut did seel do rong? wut did seel do rong? he did nothin. why r u doing dis to seel? why? get ur hand off hym. dont taze him. dont taze hym. ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

  44. Ian says:

    Nooo!! don’t tase teh lolrus!!

  45. bri marie says:

    u know, sometimes i wonder about the copz. do they not know that the LOLruz is jus lookin fr himz bukkit? poor lolruz

  46. idit says:

    wher teh bukkit?


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