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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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LBeeeze

R yoo tahkin meh 2 mah bukkit ??!

Romeow

Good won, LBeeeze!
Hao wud u liek to sellabrate ur accom…akompli..ur beeg deel?

LBeeeze

de elektric slyde comes to mynd !!!

LOL !!!

3heathens

Eet okkurs tu mii taht no wun did elolektric slyde fur joo, LBeeeze!!

*step tu teh rite 3x*
*clap*
*step tu teh lef 3x*
*clap*
*step to teh bak 3x*
*clap*
*rawk 4werd*
*rawk bak*
*rawk 4werd*
*clap!*
*1/4 turn tu lef*

*fawl down inna heep*

*clap*

 
 
 
stend

I do not know who you are, but I have always depended on the kindness of …

( zap !!! )

YEEEEEOWCH !!!

LBeeeze

noaw dat wussnt so kind !!

 
leaf

I tink you really looking for Stanley

cratz

I’z trine to fink ov sumthin funny bout Blanche DuBois to say heer, but I gots nuttin.

momcat

hmmm, you coulda been a contender????

gascat

who dis?
dat noat me…
gascat’s momcat…

momcat

 
momcat

not gascats momcat,
noob momcat
and sympathizer for all pinnipeds who seek their bukkits

 
 
stend

“Oh look, we have created enchantment” works more often than one might expect

:twisted:

 
Ambercat

“Ai’m lyk a LOLrus awn a hawt, tin hood…” Sumhao it dusn’t has teh saym punch as teh orijinall!

stend

is that the odor of mendacity I smell? LOL’S

 
 
 
karen

stttttttttelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

3heathens

stellllloooollllllllaaaaaa?

greasycat

Butz Tennessee Williams and Marlin Brando haz jest gotten kwiit a wurk-out tho.

 
TheMadLibrarian

Steeeeeeeellllllllaaaaaaaaaarrrrr sealoln?

 
 
 
 
 
 
lufflaff

makin’ a lolrus sammich? wut’s dat?

stend

leave brittany alone !!!

 
 
Romeow

Don’t braise meh, bro!

kitkay

yooo amaze mii bro!!!
teh brutal wayz yoo show,
it doan faze, mii, tho,
yoo must be Krazy
knot 2 prays mii!!
foh sho!!!

 
 
Romeow

Duz dis flipper maek my butt luk phat?

momcat

sealolion thotz it was NUDE beach

gascat

ummmmm???

whatz we doez?
iv been “momcat” unda “gascat” sinc ’bout august…
on sum ‘puters I does jus com up az “momcat” (uhhh atz da wurk….dons tellz!)
weiz gonna confusiate peepz ifnz weiz uz da sam name……
whatz shud we doos?
mai ICHC frens kno meiz as “momcat”…..
HALP!!!!

momcat

momcat

sinz i’m noob momcat, will gladly become other. no intent to confuze, sorry

salleh

u cood be mommeecat ????

 
salleh

oar mamacat, oar mummycat…..soinds kinda weerd tho…..but teh peepulz frum teenytiny Ingeraln wood getz it rite ofn teh bat….

salleh

oar momkitteh…oar mamakitteh….derz moar den ai thot…

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oar maybee “noobmomcat” or “TehOtterMomcat,” OR “Nomcat”!!!

 
 
 
gascat

s’ok-
been gonz fur cupla a daiz n dis waz bounded two happen sumtim-
we’ill figur sumfing out…….

momcat (ub gascat)

gascat

salleh!
youz hab suc gud idears!

youz no can sleepy two?
is 2:30am heer in Colorodeo!
ohz- to addz insultz to injuries….
gascats team losted da Independence bowl n wurs- deh onli showz ’bout 5 secondz ub da band….. n ’bout hour ub da talkin headz…… most ‘noying, gascats band wurkd HARD on dat routine fur da hol us ub a……

momcat

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

An - wee furgotz to say - welcom, o noob momcat! Yoo seemz to bee verree nize, so ai am shur yoo wil fitz rite in an bee verree hapee heer! As soon as we knows whut to call yoo.

An doo let us know what yur noo nayme iz, pleese - or we will bee welkomming yoo again, thinking yoo ar sumwun else an wundering whut ever became ov noob momcat!

mimzoid

thx for nice welcome to noob,
will be mimzoid not momcat.

 
gascat

souns gud!
I likz mimzoid berry much!

welcome mizoid ! come on in n join da fun!
ders awlwaiz a parti goin on sumwares round hear!

momcat

 
 
doctorcat

Noo momcat, u cud be momcat2, or noomomcat (unless ur not a noo mom). No need to change, jus number wud halp.

mimzoid

i’ll try “mimzoid”… that’s what chillinz callz me. Hoomin chillinz, that is, the kitteh just looks at me in dismay.

thanks for the welcome to a noob

formerly momcat

 
kitkay

eye rlly lyke yore name, mimzoid!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
lolrus

I has freedom to protest, leef I alone!!

We want bukkitz!

We want bukkitz!

We want bukkitz!

LBeeeze

eggsactly !!!

lolrus habs freedom of beach !!!

ManfredMom

Lbeeze - dat pun b bad!! U shud get togeffer wif mah cuzin hoo tends to speek such grownerz!

mary O'Spockn

it be so bad it is teh WINZ!

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

BAD PUN !!! FTW!!!! YAY

kitkay

iss dare a “good pun”?

 
 
 
 
Tribble

It’z a lolseal siroundeded bye pleeze!
Quick, get in the car!

Tribble

Eye needz tu pruf readz bettah! Shud sai:

It’z a lolsealion siroundeded bye pleeze!
Quick, get in the car!

Sry, mye bad.

 
Quesadilla

Oh snap its the fuzz!
Quick, get on their car!

 
 
SarahD

JESUS CHRIST IT’S A SEALION GET ON THE CAR!

Cottleston Pie

WAIT! I AM THE SEALION! WHAT AM I DOING ON THIS CAR?!

 
 
 
Tribble

Eye wuzent gonna du nuttin tu doez kittehz een da bloo bukket frum tu picherz ago!

 
 
D.R.

Dang, Sea World security is tough these days.

 
Tribble

Eye sorri eye mezzd up ur wax job.

 
Tribble

U rilli tink doez phlimzee pecez uff wodd gonna mayke a dipherance?
Now git me da bukket!

 
Jack Deth

Lolrus luukeengz 4
himz Bukkitt. No wantz Kittehz.
Duzz Hewminz habz it?

Wayr iz mah Bukkitt?
Lolrus wantz 2 knoez. Nuffeeng
heerz but lawtz ubz sand

Mebbee Lolrus luukz
4 Kittehz? Mytez habz bettah
lukk andz less hassill :-)

Jack.

LBeeeze

i juzz haytz it wen dey keep de lolrus down : (

ManfredMom

*MM runs in wif kleenex from CCC n hands to LBeeze*

 
Jack Deth

Hewminz juss duz nawt
unnurrstandz relayshunship
ubz Lolruz Bukkitt

Bukkitt iz juss a
Bukkitt 2 Hewminz. Meenz so
much moar 4 Lolrus

Whut ekkzakktlee? No
wun knoez t3h Lolrus
andz himz nawt tawllkeeng :-)

Jack.

Liffteeng glass ubz Tee
2 LBeeeze 4 hers Woohoo
Nawt Sekkund. Well dun! :-)

LBeeeze

Fank yoo Jack an MM….

i feelz so muach bedder !

 
 
 
 
Tribble

Whut u meen eetz standurd phrocedure tu phrisk heem?
Duz eet luk lyke eye haz de phirearmz?

 
philene

onest! Ai did nowt kitnap those kittehs. dey were alreddy in taht blu bukkit. dey wir a gifft for the lolrus! halp!