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has been blown”

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  1. karen says:

    hoos in chagrge ennywai?

  2. yippee!!! says:

    my disapproval–
    let mii show joo
    *skwinty i’s*

  3. Ambercat says:

    Deer Kitteh,

    In response to your letter of 30/12/07, bsdwoeur ilB FCDLFG08r3ptb

    Love from,

    Ambercat!

  4. Deer Sur,
    I lyke to orders more Temptayshuns treets pleez.
    My credit card number is 9*&^54346*()^&$^664$.
    Send rite away. I pay for nekst-day delivurry.
    Tanks.

  5. karen says:

    protecktif kitteh taeks cair uv teh pesskee bad noos.

  6. yippee!!! says:

    iam on yer ‘pooter warmin’ my harb…mah harh..mine harrybll…

    ((hep mii owt, cheezpeepz…jes how DOO joo spell dat knotty werd? pleez to ’splain derivashun, 2. kthnxbei))

    • karen says:

      Find ur lolcat/lol*

      Use our awesum giant tag cloud, or teh search box:

      click on the linkee at the top, to the right. then you can do your research on “harbls”!!!!

  7. Mizhizzyfitz says:

    Nobudy be dancin????

    What I wantz to knowed is whoo iz taken all teh cool wordz u guys cumz up wis and buyz em an makes em dot com names lyke http://www.snorgles.com an http://www.rawr.com etseteraa, etseteraa..iz it a member ub dis community or a trolll??? Whoeber it iz, iz Srsly slik…

    • 3rin says:

      lessee, i cliks on snorgles.com an mai pyuter sais it’s sieit known fur adware an won’t go der. Rawr.com talkes abowt fud-helthy an stuf???
      Dat’s jus dumb.

      • kitkay says:

        eye dunno whut rawr iz

      • Mizhizzyfitz says:

        Dat means they bought the name an have “parked” it and are waiting for sumwun to offer them LOTS of monees fur itz~ Doan cha no????!!

        • kitkay says:

          wOw, i doan rlly no ’bout that kynd of stuff–smahrt, I guess, inna devious kinda way.

          • greasycat says:

            Dun’t wantz to be downer butz clicking on a strange link from somewum u don’t know iz almost as bad as opening emailz from strangers. Not talkin about cheezfriends with awesome kitteh blogs etc. Sum websites are set up to hijack browswr and other bad tings. Firefox is good about tryint to stop you from going der, but bad stuff lurkin all ober the innerwebs.

        • pb says:

          What u thinkz thoz kittehs doun wen deys sittin on de keebordz an mousin wif de mouses wen you at werk? Just orderin cheezburgers an charjin ur credit card? No ouay. Dey has de domayn naymes all locked up!!!

          • kitkay says:

            doan eye no it–i redda buch about it; it wuz cawled, “the Cat who ordered cheezburgers”. Knot sew grate, akshoe-alley.

      • anomalous4 says:

        is vegbateltarian web siet. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!! kittehs mosly duznt eatz vegbatels xcept gras & catnipz (but crazee ones liek winston eats evry thing!). we is eats meet, meet, MEET!

        rawr vegbateltarianz duznt eevn cooks ther vegbatels. so iz liek krunchyf00dz. pleh. RLY DO NOT WANT!!!!!1!!!!!!!!11!elebentyone!!!!!!!!!

    • moe says:

      snorgles.com apeer tu haz teh porn leenkz. (ai nawt beeg frawnsh eckspurt, but ai lernz sum, erm, werds wen ai reeded wun buuk bai Markee de Saade in grad skool. Buuk iz nawt so grate, ackshully).

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Mizhizzyfitz – taht is VERREE intersting indeed. Ai had no idea peepl were doing taht. Ai meen – ai did know taht peepl had scarfed up a lot ov gud naymes an were nao selling them fur big buks – but OUR WERDZ???

      We must bee moar important tahn we thot! Hao mennee ov these things has yoo fownd? Next sumwun will be steeling awl the pomes n stuff. Probablee they has alreddee dun it.

      • moe says:

        wal, persnelly ai nawt see hu want to *buy* snorglez awr rawrz. doz fings haz meening only wen freely gibben an reseebd.

        an hao sillee iz it tu steel werdz an pomez datz *free*!! nao ai unnerstan wai sum kittehz finks hoominz is teh lower lief formz.

        ai wunder iff teh grinchez hu’z rejizterin teh webby sietz iz teh saem peepz as teh trollz whut lurkz heer sumtiemz. wai elss wud ennybuddy hang owt in a plaiz whut dey haetz, if nawt tu swiep sumfin?

        [awr mebbi teh trollz is nawt swiepin werds, an deyz jus heer hoapin to gitz sum atenshun (witch dey mistaekz fer lub)].

      • Mizhizzyfitz says:

        Janet!!!!! Where U bin????? I miss U!!!!!!

        If U can imajun it… teh peeps they can duz it! Steelin I meen. I haben’t counted teh stolen wurds yet but I will see if I can.

        I has idea ana predikshun.(I’m psyko, u no…berry famous psyko!). Anee wayz..

        1. Mai idea iz if u makes up a reely kooul werd you puts dis bi it (c) four copywryted. I think u is cubbard under creatib commons lisense anywayz, specially if u can prooves u made it up with the ICHC time and date stamp.
        So there U big werd steelen Trolls!! Take Dat!

        2. Mai preedikshun iz dat sumday there will be ICHC werds in teh reel dikshunary. Jus lyke in teh Urban dikshunary is noaw! Srsly!
        Kthxbai
        Gotta kleen teh kitty litter boxes.

        • miss foots says:

          kleen min too wile yer attit, kthnksby

        • D Marie says:

          Mizhizzyfitz, was it U who asked me about teh browsers? I fergits. Anywho, I ansered teh qwestion, and den all teh comments went *poof*. So, as a kittehmus present, I put teh anser on my blog for future refrense. Is under ICHC Comment Tips.

          An, iffen it wasn’t u, who was it?

          I think the site steelin trolls look to see how many google hits a werd gets, and tehn try to take that site. That way they can lure in all teh peeps googling that werd. Teh more we use google, teh more of our werds are gonna be site-napped.

      • Mizhizzyfitz says:

        Did u know Janetcanhas4kittehs has Google pages?
        Miz hizzyfitz does to. She didn’t know that…did U? Guess I better be mo careful bout what I say….online…Srsly…”They” myte cum an takes me away ina nightyme, neber to be seen again.
        :-)

  8. yippee!!! says:

    Katz und Maus

  9. Mizhizzyfitz says:

    PS Ur gig iz seriously compromised naow. HAHAHAHA.

    • kitkay says:

      my hubby (an engineer/bass player) hadda gig wiff a noo band tonite, an he came hoam smellin lyke a billy-trilly-gilly-yun siggeretts. Seriously compromised aR relationship fore a while. I’m awl: doan kome in hear til yU takes a shower an puts does speeker kabinits in teh garage!!!
      Pew!! P.U.!! Pleh!!! Yuck! Yick! Blech!

      • teenie says:

        pleh indeed…wen mai hubz en Ai goez owt 2 playsiz dat hav smokin, we hasta leev owr jakkitz onna porch en putz owr cloze inna washer en tayk a shower bfor we ken do ennyfing else. Eksept feed teh kittehz. Hafta do dat verree first fing or no peese at al!

        • 3heathens says:

          bleh! kin nawt STAND dat smellz! No matter whut tyme of year it ees, ai has to rollll dawn teh windder and lets the smell git outta mai hair!! yick! Den, ai STILZ haz tu git teh showrz whin ai get home – yick!

          Kitkay – whut kinna mewsic du yur hubbeh plai? Mai hubbeh plaiz de ‘baysmint’ kinda mewsic….. *gigglol*

      • anomalous4 says:

        siggeretts is stink wors den whael farts. old smoak is eevn worser. alerjik. i is it. is meks me all coff & choak & hax up ick stuff & gets sor froat. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is liv in old apt hous & old smoak is com thru teh aer vents. but i is sorta gets use 2 smel & lotz ov tiems i dosent notis until i gets all coff & choak & etc etc.

        i com 2 visit my mom & dad & dey no smoks. furs ting i notis here is mai clos is all stink liek smok & i puts all mai clos in washer masheen wich is not so gret 4 kittehs but is exelent 4 clos & dey no stinks nemoar.

        i tinx wen i is go bak 2 mai base, i bys aer cleener, at leas 4 my bed room.

        p.s. kitkay: teks baffs b4 bed tiem is all wais g00d newai. den u is smellz all cleen & fresh & nise for huggz & snorglz & sleeps in heeps.

        • kitkay says:

          so srry joo hasta deel wif sig smoke–sucks big time–maybee teh aair purifer will help; i hope so. I has won. i doan like ‘air fresheners’–fool ob teh kemicalz–uze bakin soda in a dish to adsorb sum stinkies (slow, butt helps). \

          Smells rlly bother mii–i kin smell stuff nobunny else seems to smell–i kin tell if there’s a damp place in teh house, I discobered a enncy-teensy-weency-beency gas leek in aR stofe, an my old fart ob a goggie is ben torchuring me lately wiff his gas in my beddyroom!!!!!!

          hubby play awl kinda musik, butt naugt crazy bout country-western so polar aroun hear–my fav band wuz a reggae ban in ABQ, NM whear hoo playd long tme.
          i gotta go–wii r gonna put togever a puzzel.

          *******’s and {{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Ambercat says:

    Tink ob tihs as innervenshun.

  11. Mizhizzyfitz says:

    THERES WUN!!! IZ MINE www. Cheezepeepz.com!!!!

  12. Mizhizzyfitz says:

    http://www.cataddikshuninnervenshun.com Naow too long.

    Hmmm… I can see I’m dyin up here…”Where’s everybody goin?”

    • kitkay says:

      is dat a rll webbysight? my komputer woant go there. bud it sounds like sumpfing I need…

      • Mizhizzyfitz says:

        I made it up but if u think u needs it I “make it so.” It onlee costes u 50 gamazillion buks. Vat a deal!

        • kitkay says:

          yU obveeouselly noes how to mayke sights (i doan :( , an I doan hassa lotsa munnies, eeder. dere’s maybe a markit furr dis, dough…naugt sew mush addiktion too teh kittehs, as too teh kitteh sights. Kittehs + interwebbs = hooked furr hours.
          (i came heer azza “recovering” wikiholic….now whut kann i doo???????))))

          • salleh says:

            heer kitkay

            http://www.stillshooting.deviantart.com/favourites/

            ai iz awn an art site an the “faborites” iz pitturez ob teh kttehz ai hab founded awn taht site ….

            but ……..BEWARNEDED……ware ur CHRG …..der ar sum bery berry cyute behbeh kitnz obber der…..

            • 3heathens says:

              Oh, Salleh!! Doz r sum AWESUM bebbeh kitteh pitchurs!!! I hadda hol ontu mai CHRG ebben WIT teh duckytayp!! holyfrijolez!!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Salleh! Oh, Salleh!! Wai din’t yoo tell us taht yoo has this fantastic place?????? ai hav just finished reeding everything – well – maybee . . .sumtiems ai go bak an find awl kinds ov thingz ai havn’t clikced awn. An ai don’t hav mutch time rite nao – mai Mom’s in teh hospital an ai am alreddee a liddle layte.

              But – ai am just . . .blown away, so to speek. Moar soon!!!

            • 3heathens says:

              Janet! Yoor Mom’s inna horspittel?? I hopez awl iz okai…

              *paws togevver and finks hard on JCH4K’s Mommeh’s helf*

            • kitkay says:

              fankz 4 teh fotos, salleh…eye doan bleev in splorting, bud it had mii going 4 a feww minits dare.

              Gute Besserung to Janet’s mom–that’s jurman 4 “get well”!!!

    • Mizhizzyfitz says:

      Where’s Stend?
      He wood getz this wun! I iz qwoten a famus persuns last scene.

      • stend says:

        uh… (strains)

        nope. I got nuthin

        oh and

        cat like typing detected

        • dapanferkitteh says:

          fiber. yoo needz moar uv eet.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Oh mai – ai wuz just bak heer luking fur mai commint ai maed to salleh – an nau ai see this. This is HILARIOUS!!!! So simple – yet so – effective. Ai’m still laffing!

            Ai don’t think yoo had poasted this teh last time ai wuz heer.

  13. Mizhizzyfitz says:

    How bout http://www.fopaw.com? Doncha just hate mornin peepz?!?

    • kitkay says:

      akshoeally I jus hates mornings. to peeces. wanna check out teh fauxpaus l8ter, lkks relevent 2 my interests, maybe…

  14. rodney dill says:

    “‘dis don’t feel like no freakin’ laptop to me… is kinda toastie tho’”

  15. leaf says:

    Hello…I’m yer nu parental control device in conjunction with the ‘rents and the boss (pssst Ceiling Cat to you, bud)…where would u like to go on the internets today?

  16. D.R. says:

    I.T. Kitteh

    Is heer to confaskate ur fileses

  17. miss foots says:

    kitteh finds innervativ way to make coppy of his but

  18. Cat-like regretful informing detected.

  19. Ben (cyco) says:

    cat like typeing detectid

  20. 3heathens says:

    I.T. Kitteh respawnds tu ur cawl fer ‘puter help….. him sez:

    MOOOVE!

    (y’all r srsly funneh! I shur missed owt obbernite!!)

  21. Jack Deth says:

    Hewmin lapp tawp iz
    lyke Nom Nom Bawks. Smawllurr andz
    nawt reelee az wawrm

    Lapp tawp duz habz soft,
    hye pitched Purrr dat Kitteh seemz
    2 enjoyz a lawt

    Kitteh mayz juss putz
    down staykz andz claym lapp tawp az
    himz verreh oawn :-)

    Jack.

  22. diva says:

    Mai fud dish emptee. U raydz Karuzan latur, k?

  23. two_kittehs says:

    Not Ur laptop iz mah happeh place.

  24. Skwrl says:

    Tym to spend les tym wit lolcats an maur tym wit mee.
    http://www.lolsquirrel.com

  25. BusinessCatSuit says:

    the toshiba laptop may be old, but it still makes a good cat heater

  26. catalogical humor says:

    im in yr laptop
    xtracting its heet

  27. ANNA says:

    Omgz that is my lolz.

    I win at life.

  28. 180sx says:

    lol, poor cats can’t type.

  29. Cottleston Pie says:

    This is like the flip-side of the “Anteater on Caturday??” photo on CuteOverload.

    http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/12/exscqueeze-me-a.html

    This time it’s a big-ass kitteh on a little-bitty laptop.

  30. anom says:

    Lil has sat on the keyboard a few times when I forgot & left the laptop far enough open. Usually it’s gibberish, but 1 time I shooed her off & saw this on the screen:

    “AghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    Yes, really–complete w/the Shift to capital H! (Hope that wraps around & doesn’t cause weird width problems…guess I’ll just find out the hard way!) Lil didn’t seem to be in any distress, though…maybe she was channeling someone else’s pain!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      anom – this iz amaizing. An ai thot mai Barney wuz clefur. Thiz is the best cat-typing ai hav ever seen.

  31. jami says:

    ha! that’s so klkdklf [computer restarts]

  32. fr0z3nm0nk3y says:

    deleshun of lettah….I didz it.

  33. Newfu-kat says:

    it maed meh lauf adn lauf … adn lauf suem moar. Mah furst tyepin uf lolcat … acumplushed kitteh mush be proaud.

  34. Purrson says:

    AKA pURREsE

    ^Purrson^ (Purrese.wav)


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