dear sir, i regret to inform you
kj.ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffssx
email rly reads: “dear sir, i regret to inform you that your mind
has been blown”
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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hoos in chagrge ennywai?
itz a jungel owt dere…
“poysen in teh berry err wii breev”
luks lyk kitteh has poyzun in teh derry err, too
wheeeooo….dat stinks!!!!!!!!
kitteh farts is a majer sors ov globle warmin……….. but is also keeps hter harbls warm.
ummm…..doo fixt katz hab harbls?
em-tee harbls??
*teehee*
u can has it back for a nominal prys of 5 cheezburgerz.
Ai tort Hoo wuz awn furst bayse…
all ur 1st base r belong to who
all ur 2nd base r belong 2 what
all ur 3rd base r belong to i dont noe
all ur base ball commidy is belong 2 abbot & costello
Heeee! GRAND SLAM!
And if you call that last one home base, it are belong to tomorrow! and tomorrow are belong to….
my disapproval–
let mii show joo
*skwinty i’s*
*lookz down knows*
becuz, u no, i a world class fffffffffffffffffffffffssx-ist, and as u no, jim, u canna change the lows of ffffffffffffffffffsx!!!!
FTW! 6 cheezburgerz, larj frys, chocklit milk shaek, & appl pyz!
oops i 4gotted pepsi pepsi pepsi. sry.
bend over and pick up sign EAT HEALTHIER
walk walk skip run to the winder: Lift sash, throw it up
push EAT HEALTHIER out
dust hands off, enjoy yummies….with diet pepsi…ahhhhhhhhh
Deer Kitteh,
In response to your letter of 30/12/07, bsdwoeur ilB FCDLFG08r3ptb
Love from,
Ambercat!
put dat in yer urbane diktionary will ‘ya
Whomeber will proly try to dot com it! http://www.fcdlfgo8r3ptb.com
(I’m ona roll)
Srsly!
sews teh meet… i hope.
wif cheez, pleez…ona roll.
U ar very clebber…an qwik!
fankyuoberrymush.com
u no 4gets pepsi pepsi pepsi k? thx
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH u maded me l00k! u mus b evol mean wikkid puppeh in disgize!
BooBoolean Command: The phenomenon where your pet decides to play on your computer keyboard while you’re using google, and you end up searching for “sllllvmmbkppf34-0–34rjse’39ksp;;;;;;;;;”, with no website results found.
(thanks to Robyn at dapper.com.au for this excellent definition!)
i beg to differ: its bsdwoeur ilB FCDLFG08r3ptb, AND xs0w3rm’v p.
THAT should solve all yer probs
thk gudniss!
Deer Sur,
I lyke to orders more Temptayshuns treets pleez.
My credit card number is 9*&^54346*()^&$^664$.
Send rite away. I pay for nekst-day delivurry.
Tanks.
but nawt teh beef flaver wuns, tehy’re nawt so grate, akchully.
pleez to send rll beef–preferabley wiff cheez on top an a bunn aroun it…
dere burgur kang,
i can has cheezburger? mai way….no foileeaj, no musturd.
u du deelivr, don chu?
ur fren,
tabbee
ps i leev teh munnies bai teh doar.
deer tabbee,
My wife, Dairier Kween an eye, aR bizzy rite now an cannt cume 2 teh door…
Pleez hang up an try yore cawl agin layter.
Burgur King
sheesh…so Frostee are we?
derrrière queen? never mind………..
protecktif kitteh taeks cair uv teh pesskee bad noos.
hymns looks berry, berry whyse!
big Brudder kitteh sez yu don’t need tu reed tat.
I tells yu wat to reed
iam on yer ‘pooter warmin’ my harb…mah harh..mine harrybll…
((hep mii owt, cheezpeepz…jes how DOO joo spell dat knotty werd? pleez to ’splain derivashun, 2. kthnxbei))
Find ur lolcat/lol*
Use our awesum giant tag cloud, or teh search box:
click on the linkee at the top, to the right. then you can do your research on “harbls”!!!!
Nobudy be dancin????
What I wantz to knowed is whoo iz taken all teh cool wordz u guys cumz up wis and buyz em an makes em dot com names lyke http://www.snorgles.com an http://www.rawr.com etseteraa, etseteraa..iz it a member ub dis community or a trolll??? Whoeber it iz, iz Srsly slik…
lessee, i cliks on snorgles.com an mai pyuter sais it’s sieit known fur adware an won’t go der. Rawr.com talkes abowt fud-helthy an stuf???
Dat’s jus dumb.
eye dunno whut rawr iz
Roar…lyke teh lyons duz…an teh womanz hear me RAWR!
yaah…duh…i figgered…bud i fote maybe my intuishun maybe rong becuz teh rawr.com is so naugt related to it…myabe bedder if dey tryed “gushi fudes” or sumpfing!?
Dat means they bought the name an have “parked” it and are waiting for sumwun to offer them LOTS of monees fur itz~ Doan cha no????!!
wOw, i doan rlly no ’bout that kynd of stuff–smahrt, I guess, inna devious kinda way.
Dun’t wantz to be downer butz clicking on a strange link from somewum u don’t know iz almost as bad as opening emailz from strangers. Not talkin about cheezfriends with awesome kitteh blogs etc. Sum websites are set up to hijack browswr and other bad tings. Firefox is good about tryint to stop you from going der, but bad stuff lurkin all ober the innerwebs.
What u thinkz thoz kittehs doun wen deys sittin on de keebordz an mousin wif de mouses wen you at werk? Just orderin cheezburgers an charjin ur credit card? No ouay. Dey has de domayn naymes all locked up!!!
doan eye no it–i redda buch about it; it wuz cawled, “the Cat who ordered cheezburgers”. Knot sew grate, akshoe-alley.
is vegbateltarian web siet. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!! kittehs mosly duznt eatz vegbatels xcept gras & catnipz (but crazee ones liek winston eats evry thing!). we is eats meet, meet, MEET!
rawr vegbateltarianz duznt eevn cooks ther vegbatels. so iz liek krunchyf00dz. pleh. RLY DO NOT WANT!!!!!1!!!!!!!!11!elebentyone!!!!!!!!!
snorgles.com apeer tu haz teh porn leenkz. (ai nawt beeg frawnsh eckspurt, but ai lernz sum, erm, werds wen ai reeded wun buuk bai Markee de Saade in grad skool. Buuk iz nawt so grate, ackshully).
Mizhizzyfitz - taht is VERREE intersting indeed. Ai had no idea peepl were doing taht. Ai meen - ai did know taht peepl had scarfed up a lot ov gud naymes an were nao selling them fur big buks - but OUR WERDZ???
We must bee moar important tahn we thot! Hao mennee ov these things has yoo fownd? Next sumwun will be steeling awl the pomes n stuff. Probablee they has alreddee dun it.
wal, persnelly ai nawt see hu want to *buy* snorglez awr rawrz. doz fings haz meening only wen freely gibben an reseebd.
an hao sillee iz it tu steel werdz an pomez datz *free*!! nao ai unnerstan wai sum kittehz finks hoominz is teh lower lief formz.
ai wunder iff teh grinchez hu’z rejizterin teh webby sietz iz teh saem peepz as teh trollz whut lurkz heer sumtiemz. wai elss wud ennybuddy hang owt in a plaiz whut dey haetz, if nawt tu swiep sumfin?
[awr mebbi teh trollz is nawt swiepin werds, an deyz jus heer hoapin to gitz sum atenshun (witch dey mistaekz fer lub)].
Janet!!!!! Where U bin????? I miss U!!!!!!
If U can imajun it… teh peeps they can duz it! Steelin I meen. I haben’t counted teh stolen wurds yet but I will see if I can.
I has idea ana predikshun.(I’m psyko, u no…berry famous psyko!). Anee wayz..
1. Mai idea iz if u makes up a reely kooul werd you puts dis bi it (c) four copywryted. I think u is cubbard under creatib commons lisense anywayz, specially if u can prooves u made it up with the ICHC time and date stamp.
So there U big werd steelen Trolls!! Take Dat!
2. Mai preedikshun iz dat sumday there will be ICHC werds in teh reel dikshunary. Jus lyke in teh Urban dikshunary is noaw! Srsly!
Kthxbai
Gotta kleen teh kitty litter boxes.
kleen min too wile yer attit, kthnksby
Mizhizzyfitz, was it U who asked me about teh browsers? I fergits. Anywho, I ansered teh qwestion, and den all teh comments went *poof*. So, as a kittehmus present, I put teh anser on my blog for future refrense. Is under ICHC Comment Tips.
An, iffen it wasn’t u, who was it?
I think the site steelin trolls look to see how many google hits a werd gets, and tehn try to take that site. That way they can lure in all teh peeps googling that werd. Teh more we use google, teh more of our werds are gonna be site-napped.
Did u know Janetcanhas4kittehs has Google pages?
Miz hizzyfitz does to. She didn’t know that…did U? Guess I better be mo careful bout what I say….online…Srsly…”They” myte cum an takes me away ina nightyme, neber to be seen again.
Katz und Maus
mit ein’ Computer!
I think that’s a Kraftwerk song