i has claws.
you is naked. you does teh math.
priavcy is a rare commodity dese dayz
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5 minus 2??
ummm…three? yore math skillz as gud as yore spelling skills? jist wondering.
uh, ets lyke teh old joke abowt the guy who was so dumb be could onli count to 21…with hes klothes off… (hee hee)
O.
doan furgit to interjek sum poysun in ur calculashun
ooooo…klaws wiff injektable poysin…DON”T WANT!!!!!!
wingspeed of the african swallow?
fickle finger of fate
is fickle
math=10 poynteey endz–I git it, i kan count dat high
whoaa…Karen…hats off two yoo!!!
an afturr u cleen up teh blud, mebbe u cud uze sum tilex an el-boe grees in heer.
ewww…bludd in teh shower…now dat’s jest PSYCHO!!!
Heer is teh maths:
1 x 1 shower = 2 small for yoo!
to Daisy an hur Mommie…I lubs yore websight!!! (eye wish eye knowed how 2 doo dat!)…I nebber saw a kerly kat; she’s adorable! I likes hurr beeg eers, butt she alzo looks kwite fetching in her pink outfit an hatt.
Gee, thanks! It is eesy, just tayke lots of fotos. I acshully lykes to ware teh clothings. I was borned wif teh kerly furs.
I has pose-abel fumms–wadder comez out wiff a grip ob teh hand, an a twist ob teh rist–wach, i show joo! Opps, i cloast teh door–have a nyce shower, my priity kitteh!
nootr ur hyoomins…….cuntroll teh poppyoolashun, an teh hyoomin wil nebbr eeven miss hiz ballz, rite?
oooo—I here teh fone wringing…bbl…
i’m in yer showar…
WTFreak am i in yore showeer four?
git meee-ooww t. now!
my ex-trackable claws won, yore possable fumbs–zero
ore praps yore possable fumms–two; my poynt-outable clawz–ten…iderway, joo loose!
put sum freekin klose on!!! yore freekin mii out!!!
This reminds me of the the time that I had a laser pointer and my husband was in the shower. I put the lazer pointer up on the shower curtain and our kitten FLUNG herself onto the curtain, knocking the bottom of it into the tub.
[In my defense, I didn't put the pointer there for more then a second and I had no idea she'd leap five feet off the floor after it when she was five inches high at the time]
Then she came down off the shower curtain, and because the bottom was now IN the tub as opposed to outside she slipped right down under it and into the Land Of Water. She was a very unhappy kitten, trying very hard to get out but claws have no purchase on bathtubs so she looked for the next best thing to climb and that…that was my husband. (he always neglects to tell people he didn’t actually get clawed because she had the shower curtain moved over her to protect her from the spray and she climbed up that and out)
We were very concerned about her at the time, but looking back it is now hilarious.
yU know, Zutto, I wuz jest reedin a buch by Temple Grandin–an anyimil expert who iz also autistic–, called “Animals in Translation” She haz a sekshun in her buch about how catz R so compelled to chase layzers, that they cannaught NAUGT chase dem. It relates to there pray-seeking instink, I fink. Yore storee illustrye…ilistrat…shows how troo dis is, an its sumfing wii shud keep in mind wen wii “play lazor” wiff are kittehs. I rekkommend this buch two awl–eye’z larned soo mush frum it.
I has a kitteh who duzzn’t chase lazers. He figgered owt teh lazer izn’t catchible! I red “Animals in Translation” too an I fink Ms Grandin iz mush better wit cowz an sheeps and fings. Nawt prediterz laik kittehz. But tehn, i iz autistik 2 an kittehz has alwaiz bin a sekund langwidg 4 me, so i has got teh edvantige!
Callista, onlee wun ov r kittehs chases teh lazer lite…. de udder tu… dey no lyke it so mush…. one say ‘hmph! Ai no seez nuffin….’ teh udder sez, ‘Waz dat little red fingymabob? oh… ish not nuffin ai kin eets’ and runs awai!!
I tink iz kewl dat kittehs r sekund langwidg 4 u! mai son tinks dat he kin tawk to da kittehs an dey unnerstans hims…. wii calls him ‘dr doolittle’ sumtimes…. and sometiems, it means ‘dr do littel’ cuz hims no likes to be tol whut to do! LOL!
hi, callista!
i lookt at yer sight an red sum ob yore poasts–is nice too git 2 no yew!
Kitkay…. Ai jus bin intr…entru… tol ’bout Temple Grandin…. dere is a bideo where she tawks ’bout deep sea divin…. she seems pritty kewl… mai middl hethen haz Aspergers Syndrome - dats how I foun owt ’bout her…. mai son tinks shez kewl, tu, ‘cuz he LOBS animals - exspeshilly kittehs! I’ll hab to git dat buk…. is it sumthin mai son kin reed, tu? (he reeds on a 12+ grade level…. but is 11 … elebenty? LOL!)
Yeh. Iz no bad words or nuffin. Shud be Ok 4 eleven yr old.
Oh, are your heathens your children–human ones? and one has Asperger’s? That is interesting! We cheezpeepz are a motley bunch of fastinating people, I think. I can’t wait until we have some kind of convention where we can meet one another.
Your son will probably enjoy Grandin’s book. The tone of the book is rather casual, which seems a little odd to me, for a scholar, but it makes me laugh sometimes because she is obviously immensely brilliant in her field. ( Mind you I am a VERY picky reader/writer). And Grandin’s first language is not LANGUAGE; she has a co-author who understands her work, and thus much of the style results from this co-author.
I think you are right, Calista, in that Grandin’s expertise is many with livestock–especially cattle–her favorite animals. She writes about other animals such as dogs and cats, but she often relates antecdotes friends tell her about their pets, and she uses these to help her reason about and understand that species/breed. Such as in the case of the cats who can’t not chase the laser. She will admit that she is not an expert at these particular animals, but, I must add, she has some amazing insights about genetics/breeding in animals, including Labrador Retrievers–very interesting. (I have a Labby).
So it seems to me that you guys have some pretty smart cats, and lucky ones, too since they have empathic owners. But I still enjoyed Zutto’s story about the cat and the shower curtain!
Yep, Kitkay: 3 bois: 20, 11 and 8 (in 5 dayz!!LOL!)…. but ai also haz 3 gurli kittehs - dey NAWT heethens, fur shur - mush moar refyned! Mai udder ‘naym’ iz ‘momof3heathens’… but, kin beez tu lawng tu type, so, ai shortened!
11 yo is mai AS boi…. whata trip! He’s mai own built-in straight man! Such a literal boi! He lubbbbs our kittehs soo mush…. lubbs all aminals, reely…. mai verry mos faboritists pitchur ebber is when he wuz ’bout 3 and him mommahkitteh wuz nappin wif him…. berry, berry sweet! She is his ’service aminal’ at home: himz upset, she jes appears outta nowhere and sits necks tu himz…. he petts her an feel better… she sits awn his lap when he iz doin hims homewurk, tu - teh weight helps him to focus a bit better….. shes a superawesumwunder kitteh, tu mii!
Teh mos awesum, doh, is dat she nebber EBBER cumplains: himz also OCD and ‘picks’…. and will pick her fur (haz ebben picked her wiskars!!!) - an she nebber wunce mayd a peep or mew ’bout it - she lubbs him, fur shur, moar dan her own lyfe, ai know.
Callista and Kitkay - thanks for the review and reccomendashun! We’ll run owt and git it today, ai finks….
OK: so I heard this story once, long time back - woman calls paramedics, her husband is butt naked, out cold and face down on the kitchen floor with his head in the cabinet under the kitchen sink. the paramedics arrive and ask ‘what happened?’ and the woman can barely stop laughing long enough to tell them “he decided to fix the leak under the sink before he went to work, without putting on pants, and our new kitten thought he was her new toy - he hit his head so hard on the pipes that he knocked himself out”
Stend, u haz da bestestest storees! Dat made me splork mai kawfeee! LOL!!
I heard that story, too… but the ending was that they had already put him on the stretcher to carry him out to the ambulance and when the wife explained what happened to him, they laffed so hard they dropped him off the stretcher.
I heard that one, only in the one I heard he’d decided to fix the pipes naked and their dog went up and licked his butt.
oh howz ai wishes diz weer trooo, but wiff awl teh verryashunz awn it……leedz me to suspek taht wat we hab heer iza “urbun lejend”…….
but ai laffeded oawt loud awn taht storrii
salleh!! Yoo know awl the urban lejends? Has yoo red the buks? Is so, may ai ask wich wuns?
Buh a loht o’ urbun lejend basud on trooth. Mahbe a puppeh did lic da buht, or mahbe teh kitteh did attuck teh thesties.
ok. reel storeh from mah fambly.
grate grandaddeh wuz farmer. wun nite dare wuz kommosh- comots- *sigh* NOIZE comin from chikken koop. so grate grandaddeh runned 2 da winder an frow open da sash (yep, like nite b4 chrissmiss) an luk owt. goggeh came from beehine an stukk cold nosey up grate grandaddeh nite shurt. grate grandaddeh hed hit da bottom of winder, and big hevvy winder falled on him an he were catched in da winder, arms owtside, legs inside an hollerin 4 grate gramma 2 halps him.
she wuz laffin… cudden halps… leestways nawt rite away…
i finks so menny fings happent wif da chikkens. grate grandaddeh also sat on a chikken in da owthowse. dint see da chikken. guess chikken were cornfuze an went in enny open dore…
Teh “Surprize Cold Doggeh Nose in teh Behine” iz also the final punchlion in Garrison Keillor’s latest buk “Pontoon.” Hoep ai hazn’t dun a spoiler dere!
anyone who “splorks” their kaffee, is O.K. in my book. onward, dude……
Y peoples walk aroun nekid all de tymes? Y?!
Furr know speshul raison
U mossly walk aroun nekid in teh shower, neh? Kuz it shud be kalld teh “shower an close-washin” if u diddnt.
Y kittehs walk aroun nekid all de tymes? Y?!
Wot iz thier excyoose?
Kuz tehy iz beyootiful enuff 2 do it!
Iffen U libbed in teh hot, hot Florinada, U wuod waks roun nekkid 2
cud it be, cud it be? cud it possiblee be - Teh Yung Nekkid Gy?!
Ai dunno. Fur shur it iz A nekkid gy. Ai’m nawt quite shur teh arm iz gud lukking enuf fur our YNG - hoo iz VERREE hansum.
It kood juzt be a guy wit a nekiid arm and nawt-nekkid rest of heem. We kans nawt see teh rest of heem. Mebbe taht is a good fing.
Oh noes; Teh Yung Nekkid Gy (TTNG) do not hav harey rists. I lukked las tyme he wus dooin mai irnin in the Nawty Barn. I no luk anywair elss, reely, iz troo, promiss.
Dis is jus A Nekkid Gy (ANG). Hee carnt do irnin nor nuthin.
Pleh, If a nekkid guy cant do irnin, wut gud izzy?
Oh wait I jus fot of sumfing. . .
Taht’s rite: Mowin teh lorn!
mmmmmm…. *dreemeh sigh*
washin da car - wait 4 its - - - - after kleenin it owt.
oooh.
kthnx. i fulfilled nao.
Pls past de martoonies whilst I tink bout dis.
I kwit smokin the stinky cigs in August after maneey years. Now, fur sum strange reazon, I wants one
U no, Ai had 2 ware sum nyce cloze yesserday, en Ai wuz irnin dem, en Ai fawt 2 maiself “iz not as much fun irnin cloze in dis londree room az it iz in teh nawty barn.”
OOOHHHES NOOOOES !!!11!!! I misded the original tqwkees abut TYNG and ANG …OOOHHH ruint my DAY!! where is dey starded, dem treds of de TYNG??
peese?
It awl started wit teh CPR cat…..
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/cpr-cat-leaps-into-action/
oh fanks Ambercat….ai jest gotted laost obber awn dat wun….musta misseded it…..takez a loanwg tyme to reedz a posty dat loanwg…….
but it WAZ full ob teh awe a winsum…….
dese ar der funne peepulz round heer..
shood maekz a bookz oauwt ob teh funniestest partz but wood need 10p putez werkin simo…simul….cimol….at teh saem time……an dey had bedder be fastest wuns tooo.
Hai, Grammiekit - yoo haz been goan fur a long tiem!!! This has been going awn fur quite sum tiem - eversince - well - do yoo want to know taht the hansum YNG iz usualllee to be found in teh nawtee barn, whar he duz teh irining an servez martoonies?