Comments on: dey nevar put mine

By: Technoman

Technoman — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:20:39 +0000

Awww… poor kitteh!

By: Kitts

Kitts — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:54:29 +0000

Awl yor storeez ’bout ittyittybittykittehs maekd me kwy a leetl in mah aizez. Diz ‘minz me of mah gwamma; she awlwaiz em rezkyootin’ de kittehs. Iz whair ah gotted mah Tiny (mai she sleepz well in de warm glowz ‘a’ de big rainbow ‘bove de cwoudz) an’ mah SP (him ARC kitteh, mom sez; not so kwik, but happeh).
I wanna rezkyoot some kittehs! But momma sai, DO NOT WANT. Dog am cost bazibblion moniez awlreddy.

By: Stacey

Stacey — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:10:20 +0000

aww, dizapoyntmeant kitteh

By: kapua

kapua — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:22:00 +0000

WAT HAPPEN U DIDNT LOOK GOOOOOOOOOD

By: Paul

Paul — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 17:53:14 +0000

Evry time, JCH4K!

By: Syahid A.

Syahid A. — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:49:56 +0000

Going to Digg! this pic of mine.

By: steve

steve — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:34:36 +0000

Holy carp! My first one frontpaged, and it’s the one about not getting frontpaged!

Nice…

By: super girl

super girl — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:00:35 +0000

know worez, mez nethr.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:31:00 +0000

NO WAY!!!! way?

By: pokinsmot

pokinsmot — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:44:54 +0000

kitteh i noes hao u feelz!

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:08:32 +0000

hu duzzint likes a littel nip?

an video proov: kitteh r nawt prop. takes speshial kind ob stoopeh 2 finks kitteh “has fun” wen growlinz like dat… cant wayt 2 c whut dey holdin wen dey cubbers storree on zoo? cheetah praps?

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:08:08 +0000

hu duzzint likes a littel nip?

an video proov: kitteh r nawt prop. takes speshial kind ob stoopeh 2 finks kitteh “has fun” wen growlinz like dat… cat wayt 2 c whut dey holdin wen dey cubbers storree on zoo? cheetah praps?

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 22:44:35 +0000

u want nips? check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm22mnMEORU for teh awsum!!
kitteh vs Fox.

Chawk wun up for teh Calico Coalishun!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 22:36:35 +0000

Ai expekt teh pore loldawg just has to wait. Kitteh haz hiz lazur aiz on.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 22:35:05 +0000

EEEK!! Yoo skeered mee, Paul! Ai dint know ai wuz sposed to pick teh danse. But thankz fur teh nudge, cuz no wun did it. Hoep yoo approove ov mai choyce!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:16:19 +0000

Ur rite, D Marie – at leest he had 2 munfs ov full bellehs and snorgle luvs!

Sowns lyke keeper-fambly tu mee, tu!

By: lbeeeze

lbeeeze — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:12:17 +0000

ohez noez !!!!

By: Skwrl

Skwrl — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:09:31 +0000

Wen duz loldawg gets a chans to serf da web?
http://www.lolsquirrel.com

By: chime

chime — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:51:35 +0000

goggie, wayt i only bee ten mineets ohkay?

4 owers laterz..

luk goggie, i sed i bee ten mineets!!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:26:53 +0000

well kitteh,
it jest meens u need to come up wit funnier lolhumans.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:25:11 +0000

stinkeh hippehs…

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:14:17 +0000

Goggies wurkin fur WordPress?

(on accnt uf dy eetin submissions?)

By: D Marie

D Marie — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:00:16 +0000

manee moons ago (25 years? How can that be?) I was drivin with mai fiance (now hubby), an saw somethin IN a POTHOLE! I yelled at him to stop an let me owt, NOW! It was a itty bitty kitteh, stickin hims hed out of teh pothole, an den duckin back down. So I rescued him. Coodn’t take him home wit me, so took him to future in laws farm and convinced one of teh mommah kittehs that she wanted a new baby. So we alwl loved him and squeezed him and called him Ferrett.

Decided then and there that fiance and future in laws were keepers, cuz they didn’t think I was too weerd, and made a home for teh kitteh.

Stop there if you don’t want the sad ending….

He got eaten by an owl about 2 months later. But, at least teh 2 months he had his belly was full and he was loved.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:34:03 +0000

sry. has da ittehbitteh voyce, 2… i tryes agin:

ON DA CUBBER OB DA ROLLLLIN STOOOOOOANE…

ROLLIN STOOOAANE
GONNA SEE MAH PICCHER ON DA CUBBER
GONNA BI 10 kopi 4 m mudr…

oboi.

i dun runn owt ob steem….

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:05:48 +0000

Dats haow it wuz wit mai Albert…. a fren cawled an sed ‘ai fownded a ittyittybittykitteh ina pawrkin lawt…. it were rainin and hims wuz sooo smawl!’ She tuk himz tu her vet, an he mayd shur Albert wuz okay (himz had peenewmonia….an wuz onlee 4 wks old!) ’bout 5 dayz laytur, she brings mee dis wittlebitty ballofuzz! She cooldnt keep him cuz her hubbeh wuz ‘lergic…. he sleeped on a pillow neckst tu mai bed – I wuz askeerd to sleeps wif him, hims wuz so smawl!

Ai hadda feeds him wif wet gushyfuds fer lawng tyme…. and teech him hoaw to drink formewla, tu… I wuz hims mama fer 17 yrs….

*sniff* himz wuz gud, gud boi….

By: miss foots

miss foots — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:01:12 +0000

tey nebber put myne on tere eether }:-(

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:54:58 +0000

Mai kittehcat Purrl an mee will joyn u:

(she alwais sits in mai lap while ai’m on teh ‘puter)

*danse twurl twurrl swoop glyde*

*Purrl leeps and taps tyme wif her paw tu de mewsik*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:52:56 +0000

IBK, I sees ur fingers moving but I can’t heer u! WHUT??? SPEKE UPS!

By: hipcat819

hipcat819 — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:47:58 +0000

ah, yes ai reelee likes dat song too!
iz a good song for dis pikcher.
let us danse!

By: D Marie

D Marie — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:46:47 +0000

ibk’s comment reminded me of Granpa’s instructions on how to make sure “The Pill” was effective – hold it between your knees.

By: maxiwaxikens

maxiwaxikens — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:25:52 +0000

Iz yoo shore those iz axperins yooz passin round?

By: homescribe

homescribe — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:22:50 +0000

i feelz bad for Chester …

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:16:15 +0000

Oh mai!!!! Ai see no wun haz started to danse to celebrate hipcat819′s arrival in teh Top Spot!!

Since kitteh is sad – ai wud sugest sumthing blues liek – an since kitteh is waiting – well – haoabout Teh Cream “White Room.” (sumwun is waiting in taht song – plus ai reellee liek it!)

Ai think maybee freeform wud bee teh best- just lissen to the mewsik an . . .danse accordinglee.

*danse gylde glyde step step swoop twirl twirl*

By: lbeeeze

lbeeeze — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:14:17 +0000

izat wai mah goggie iz howlin ??!!

LOL !!!

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:13:12 +0000

oh, lolcatbergler, nebber putz nuffin in ur eers smaller dan ur elbo rappt inna obercote. dats whut mah daddeh telled meh.

corse dat doan splane da keeees he putted in hims eer….

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:10:02 +0000

fanks u!! i dun has raized lotsa bitteh kitteh behbehs. last wuns i raized was finded by a fren. dey usualleh betterer beehave dan kiddels. (cept kiddels duzzint clime da kertins.)

k. storree: end ob may (2 yeers agow) i gets phone call from fren. he says, can u halp meh? i say, sure, whuts u need? he finded 3 behbeh kittehs. (i dint lurn. da week b4, he called meh, said, can u help meh? i said, sure, whuts u need? he said, i finded a cat…) dey wuz berry teeny. had 2 feed dem formulas in dropper an made da kitten fud gushi wif da watter. (blech) I had dem spay an nooter, cause i nawt gonna keep dat vicious cykel goin!

finded hoames 4 2 ob dem. da fird wun were mine. she gotted infekshun, an i hadta feed her wif dropper sekkint time.

dat’s my peony lemur. (pritty as a flowr, cute as a monkeh.)

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:50:01 +0000

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH;AGH SNerk ( i wuz eetin gumbo-)

yore good!

By: Zski

Zski — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:38:33 +0000

Cat-Like commentin deteked.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:35:08 +0000

Ai’m just taggin awn heer a bit off topic.

Ebbreewun shud click awn “cause we r too buzy doing dis…” rite under the pikshure. Makes it ten elebentee tiems funnier.

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:32:13 +0000

rejektid bah lolsecrets…

fail x10…

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:32:00 +0000

Ai didden no he worted sawngs at awl!! Daz kewl! (Aims jes glad dat he didnt mayk sawng from ‘Da Gibbin Tree’ – maykes me crai crai crai!!)

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:30:00 +0000

*jus thinks…..*

maybee kittehs are bettr behavded ‘cuz dey gurl kittehs! LOL!!

Tanks fur askin, IBK! (AI lubs ur name, btw!! remins me ob mai kitteh Albert whu iz at teh Rainbo Bridj…. he was ittyittybittykitteh when ai firs gots himz – culd sitz in mai wun hand!)

By: Theresa

Theresa — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:27:57 +0000

I didden no Shel rote “A Boy Name Soo” eidder.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:27:40 +0000

Elebenty Cheezburgers fur Pittypat!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:26:23 +0000

weeelllll…. ai haz 3 boiz….. AN 3 kittehs! (3 is mai lukky nomnomnomber, ai s’poze!)

*wispurrs* da kittehs r bettr behavded dan da bois, mos daiz!

*giggle*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:24:58 +0000

Is those axperins for swallowing or for putting in teh eers?

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:24:37 +0000

ai wuz jus doin’ da Googlin and fown owt dis sawng was written bai Shel Silverstein! Ai dindnt no dat!!! (wuz tryin to memmbers da wurds…. cuz… old age: I haz eet!)

Lern sumpthin nu ebberday!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:21:42 +0000

singin off key- yore not doin it rite:
on da cOOOOber ob da ROOOOOOOOOOOOOwlin STOOOOOANNNNNN!

ok pass out teh axperin nao!

By: Furbabies

Furbabies — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:19:21 +0000

pur kitteh. i feels yu pains. me neiver.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:18:44 +0000

3 heevens –
i wunders bout ur name. duz dats meen u has 3 kittehs – an dey ur littel heevens?