dey nevar put mine
on da front page
cause we r too buzy doing dis…
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awww, dey will one day!
gonna sees mah picher on da cubber
gonna buy ten koppehs for ma mudder…
Dr Huk and da Trabellin Medisin Show FTW!!
(I hates bein owld!!)
3 heevens –
i wunders bout ur name. duz dats meen u has 3 kittehs – an dey ur littel heevens?
weeelllll…. ai haz 3 boiz….. AN 3 kittehs! (3 is mai lukky nomnomnomber, ai s’poze!)
*wispurrs* da kittehs r bettr behavded dan da bois, mos daiz!
*giggle*
*jus thinks…..*
maybee kittehs are bettr behavded ‘cuz dey gurl kittehs! LOL!!
Tanks fur askin, IBK! (AI lubs ur name, btw!! remins me ob mai kitteh Albert whu iz at teh Rainbo Bridj…. he was ittyittybittykitteh when ai firs gots himz – culd sitz in mai wun hand!)
fanks u!! i dun has raized lotsa bitteh kitteh behbehs. last wuns i raized was finded by a fren. dey usualleh betterer beehave dan kiddels. (cept kiddels duzzint clime da kertins.)
k. storree: end ob may (2 yeers agow) i gets phone call from fren. he says, can u halp meh? i say, sure, whuts u need? he finded 3 behbeh kittehs. (i dint lurn. da week b4, he called meh, said, can u help meh? i said, sure, whuts u need? he said, i finded a cat…) dey wuz berry teeny. had 2 feed dem formulas in dropper an made da kitten fud gushi wif da watter. (blech) I had dem spay an nooter, cause i nawt gonna keep dat vicious cykel goin!
finded hoames 4 2 ob dem. da fird wun were mine. she gotted infekshun, an i hadta feed her wif dropper sekkint time.
dat’s my peony lemur. (pritty as a flowr, cute as a monkeh.)
Dats haow it wuz wit mai Albert…. a fren cawled an sed ‘ai fownded a ittyittybittykitteh ina pawrkin lawt…. it were rainin and hims wuz sooo smawl!’ She tuk himz tu her vet, an he mayd shur Albert wuz okay (himz had peenewmonia….an wuz onlee 4 wks old!) ’bout 5 dayz laytur, she brings mee dis wittlebitty ballofuzz! She cooldnt keep him cuz her hubbeh wuz ‘lergic…. he sleeped on a pillow neckst tu mai bed – I wuz askeerd to sleeps wif him, hims wuz so smawl!
Ai hadda feeds him wif wet gushyfuds fer lawng tyme…. and teech him hoaw to drink formewla, tu… I wuz hims mama fer 17 yrs….
*sniff* himz wuz gud, gud boi….
manee moons ago (25 years? How can that be?) I was drivin with mai fiance (now hubby), an saw somethin IN a POTHOLE! I yelled at him to stop an let me owt, NOW! It was a itty bitty kitteh, stickin hims hed out of teh pothole, an den duckin back down. So I rescued him. Coodn’t take him home wit me, so took him to future in laws farm and convinced one of teh mommah kittehs that she wanted a new baby. So we alwl loved him and squeezed him and called him Ferrett.
Decided then and there that fiance and future in laws were keepers, cuz they didn’t think I was too weerd, and made a home for teh kitteh.
Stop there if you don’t want the sad ending….
He got eaten by an owl about 2 months later. But, at least teh 2 months he had his belly was full and he was loved.
ohez noez !!!!
Ur rite, D Marie – at leest he had 2 munfs ov full bellehs and snorgle luvs!
Sowns lyke keeper-fambly tu mee, tu!
Awl yor storeez ’bout ittyittybittykittehs maekd me kwy a leetl in mah aizez. Diz ‘minz me of mah gwamma; she awlwaiz em rezkyootin’ de kittehs. Iz whair ah gotted mah Tiny (mai she sleepz well in de warm glowz ‘a’ de big rainbow ‘bove de cwoudz) an’ mah SP (him ARC kitteh, mom sez; not so kwik, but happeh).
I wanna rezkyoot some kittehs! But momma sai, DO NOT WANT. Dog am cost bazibblion moniez awlreddy.
gurl, I lubs dat song.
I cud sing hole ting bai memree. wiff inflekshuns an all.
Bee glad u r not heer.
on da cubber ob da rollin stoooone….
singin off key- yore not doin it rite:
on da cOOOOber ob da ROOOOOOOOOOOOOwlin STOOOOOANNNNNN!
ok pass out teh axperin nao!
Is those axperins for swallowing or for putting in teh eers?
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH;AGH SNerk ( i wuz eetin gumbo-)
yore good!
oh, lolcatbergler, nebber putz nuffin in ur eers smaller dan ur elbo rappt inna obercote. dats whut mah daddeh telled meh.
corse dat doan splane da keeees he putted in hims eer….
Iz yoo shore those iz axperins yooz passin round?
ibk’s comment reminded me of Granpa’s instructions on how to make sure “The Pill” was effective – hold it between your knees.
IBK, I sees ur fingers moving but I can’t heer u! WHUT??? SPEKE UPS!
sry. has da ittehbitteh voyce, 2… i tryes agin:
ON DA CUBBER OB DA ROLLLLIN STOOOOOOANE…
ROLLIN STOOOAANE
GONNA SEE MAH PICCHER ON DA CUBBER
GONNA BI 10 kopi 4 m mudr…
oboi.
i dun runn owt ob steem….
izat wai mah goggie iz howlin ??!!
LOL !!!
Dr. Pointy Ends and Teh Medisins Show ref, FTW!
ai wuz jus doin’ da Googlin and fown owt dis sawng was written bai Shel Silverstein! Ai dindnt no dat!!! (wuz tryin to memmbers da wurds…. cuz… old age: I haz eet!)
Lern sumpthin nu ebberday!
I didden no Shel rote “A Boy Name Soo” eidder.
Ai didden no he worted sawngs at awl!! Daz kewl! (Aims jes glad dat he didnt mayk sawng from ‘Da Gibbin Tree’ – maykes me crai crai crai!!)
NO WAY!!!! way?
Ai’m just taggin awn heer a bit off topic.
Ebbreewun shud click awn “cause we r too buzy doing dis…” rite under the pikshure. Makes it ten elebentee tiems funnier.
stinkeh hippehs…
Oh mai!!!! Ai see no wun haz started to danse to celebrate hipcat819’s arrival in teh Top Spot!!
Since kitteh is sad – ai wud sugest sumthing blues liek – an since kitteh is waiting – well – haoabout Teh Cream “White Room.” (sumwun is waiting in taht song – plus ai reellee liek it!)
Ai think maybee freeform wud bee teh best- just lissen to the mewsik an . . .danse accordinglee.
*danse gylde glyde step step swoop twirl twirl*
ah, yes ai reelee likes dat song too!
iz a good song for dis pikcher.
let us danse!
Mai kittehcat Purrl an mee will joyn u:
(she alwais sits in mai lap while ai’m on teh ‘puter)
*danse twurl twurrl swoop glyde*
*Purrl leeps and taps tyme wif her paw tu de mewsik*
de fail….
i no can stanz it…
mom alwayz says I no is good enuff
http://www.tinyurl.com/3yuczt
Gud hevins, stend!!! Yoo want ua awl to sit rite down an crai???? Taht pore liddle kitteh.
*sniff* Nuthink sadder tahn a sad lukking kitteh!
rejektid bah lolsecrets…
fail x10…
Dats ok I nevar gets da first comment – an i still nevar gets it either.
Sum dai u wiils, liddle CaptSpaulding. Bofe tymes ai wuz teh furstie, wuz jus luk, not nuffing els.
that iz true. and den yer like “omgz, nobuddy else commented yet?
”
yoo can share my nawt second wif me if you want =D
dey haz! adn awn CATURDAY!!!11!!!
Eye lub readin awl da commentz! Doez Cheez frenz seam rilli nize!
U tinkz de cud tell eef eye made a commentz stead uff a hooman?
Lezz tri! Hmmm…furz eye needz da clebber lol namez…
*gasp*
cheezfrenz nowt kittehs?
hard 2 tellz dem apparts, kitteh-lurvin hyoomin beans and kittehs. iz in typin. watch 4 lotsa wurds spelled rite. dats prolly a kitteh…
Cat-Like commentin deteked.
Hooray for da nawt sekund Hipcat! I do da mosh dans fur u cuz it be da onlee dans ah no.
(and poor kitteh, I feelz ur pane. Bin tryin ta get my kitteh on dere 4evur. She no evin makes it to da vote page. )
heehee fanks!
let’s MAWSH! wooo0oo!
lyke i said…..
de fail…
i no can stanz it…
LOLOLOL !!!!
Forget da front page, wury bout da goggie!
i neber even saw da goggie, i tawt it wer ladee hyoomin wif blak hair, lol.
nah, hyoomins dunz hef so bouncee hair *g*
kitteh settnig website blowks to protek goggie frum
Dats OK. Fwunt payg iz fo sho awfs.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Bet dem graypes is sower ennyway.
yesh,kitteh, dey jest doan rekegnzie a ur rkekenize kant tell hi kwaliteees wen itz rite befores dere eyeses.
bettuh luk in 2008
i knowz how u feil^^ but cheezburgerz tu finalli maded it! =)
Tycoon kitteh checks his vast portfolio of soaring stocks and bonds, then checks on his drilling project in the Emerites (with a quick email to say hai to the Prince), then checks with his contacts in Britain’s M6….Kitteh is very buzy kitteh…..
I feel Ur painz kitteh
Goggie iz sekretlee wifdrawin yur submishuns.
dat splains it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goggie found yore submishuns and EATED tehm.
Dem goggies wills eets ennyfing!
goggie seez tekst buk awn tabel haz idear
goggie:Mommmmmmm! Kitteh iz playin on teh pyooter again insted of doin hiz homewurks!!!
voice frum over room: get back to wurk or no cheezeburgerz fur you.
kitteh: nobodee likes a taddletale (qwietly plotz revenge)
to be continued…
Goggies wurkin fur WordPress?
(on accnt uf dy eetin submissions?)
Kitteh turnz awn himz
Hewmin’s lapptawp andz heerz, “Woodz
U lyke 2 playz a gaym?”
Kitteh sellekktz t3h
‘Gloabill Thermonooklee~ur
War’ witch luukz lyke fun
Wayrz arz t3h Oarkz? Dis
gaym iz “pleh!” ‘Wizzurdz ubz War
Kraft’ iz much bettah!
Jack.
Tic-Tac-Toe is so old skule u no..
Age: 7.
Height: 16 inches.
Hair: plenty.
Likes: sunlight, tuna, self, more sunlight, chicken, sand, leaving scratches that need a paramedic, wailing trikky woo woo at 3 in teh mornin.
Dislikes: online questionnaires.
Looking for: food or hormones.
Sowns lyke U may needs sum halp, mai fren. Ask YORE docter abowt spae oar nooter soon.
gigi rite backs:
we has da lots in commen. i likes da tuna feesh. rly likes mahseff an sunlites. no likes da beef unlessen sumbuddy teared it awll up. gotsa meen set ob claws, no hessitates 2 use dem – speshalleh on goggehs. lurves mah catnip. i no share dat.
so… u come ober mah howse, big boy. (follers da ferram- da phfaream- O – just follers da smell.) i sits wif mah backs 2 u, cause i can takes r leeves u…
bring nip.
u want nips? check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm22mnMEORU for teh awsum!!
kitteh vs Fox.
Chawk wun up for teh Calico Coalishun!!
hu duzzint likes a littel nip?
an video proov: kitteh r nawt prop. takes speshial kind ob stoopeh 2 finks kitteh “has fun” wen growlinz like dat… cat wayt 2 c whut dey holdin wen dey cubbers storree on zoo? cheetah praps?
hu duzzint likes a littel nip?
an video proov: kitteh r nawt prop. takes speshial kind ob stoopeh 2 finks kitteh “has fun” wen growlinz like dat… cant wayt 2 c whut dey holdin wen dey cubbers storree on zoo? cheetah praps?
poorkitteh, i wants myne on frunt page too.
lessee…classified….there we go
“For Sale – One large clumsy dumb black Lab”….no we needs him to go…
“Large, affectionate Lab…FREE!”
Lab: Hi Chester! Whatcha doin Chester! Move over Chester!
i feelz bad for Chester …
… an he stopped me rite there an sed kitteh, i want u to go an sit down on taht bench that sez Groop W …. NOW kitteh!!
Arlo Gufrie ref!
Elebenty Cheezburgers fur Pittypat!
You made it to nawt secund now. I wunder what dance JCH4K will dreem up 4 u?!
EEEK!! Yoo skeered mee, Paul! Ai dint know ai wuz sposed to pick teh danse. But thankz fur teh nudge, cuz no wun did it. Hoep yoo approove ov mai choyce!
Evry time, JCH4K!
iz no fair, I tailz u!
pur kitteh. i feels yu pains. me neiver.
tey nebber put myne on tere eether }:-(
well kitteh,
it jest meens u need to come up wit funnier lolhumans.
goggie, wayt i only bee ten mineets ohkay?
4 owers laterz..
luk goggie, i sed i bee ten mineets!!
Wen duz loldawg gets a chans to serf da web?
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Ai expekt teh pore loldawg just has to wait. Kitteh haz hiz lazur aiz on.
kitteh i noes hao u feelz!
know worez, mez nethr.
Holy carp! My first one frontpaged, and it’s the one about not getting frontpaged!
Nice…
Going to Digg! this pic of mine.
WAT HAPPEN U DIDNT LOOK GOOOOOOOOOD
aww, dizapoyntmeant kitteh