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Dey luk lyk twibbels!!
(heddin owt ta wach Sweeney Todd…c u’s laters!)
>^.^<
Enjoi…iz veddy gud movee!
Tank yew! (eff ne1’s steel reedin dis) eh t’was a vedy dawk movee wif sum vedy deleye…dillii… funn momints…
I iz vedy glaad dat yew dinnt say “dillishuhs”. *shudders*
Letz hope de not been eatin da quadroqitacaylie!
FTW! Treekers rool!
C0ngratumacations, tigress-
how bout sum sortz of dance to the Star Drek tehme?
(dere are teh wordz but tehy hav teh lame adn i downt know tehm)
Beyond
the rim of the starlight
My love
is travling in star flight
I know
He’ll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever
But tell him while he wanders his starry seas,
Remember, remember me
(words by Gene Roddenberry)
waow! i bow to yore superior intelek!
One Trekkie to Another.
Wow, dat iz sayin sumphin cumin frum mary o’SPOCKn!
Dat’s berri nize Cookie’s human. Eye nebber seed dat b 4.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin’ across the universe
Boldly going forward, ’cause we can’t find reverse.
giglollololol gotta telz dis wun to my husbin.
OT i luked & coodn’t find the Star Trek persunalitee test- it yused to be on Julia Houston’s forum on About.com but it have disapeered… kloaking device malfunction, no doubt.
Der r moar versez uff da song. Jus go tu You Tube an put in star trekkin across the universe.
Tank u fur lukin fur da persunalitee tes. Eff u ebber finez ett agin, lett mee no.
(tank ewe, tank ewe, tankee sai!)
Dark Tower ftw!
Well Done! Those books have invaded my life (manner of speak)…almost done with book 7…the end is near! *cries*
(pretend that was lolspeak)
oh teh trubble wif tribbles!!!
Dey Klingin-on tu eash udder!
giglol- almost snerked my hawt choklit.
i forgotted teh eggsalent wurd Salleh med up for snerk-
*splortle*……but I lik snerk too !!!! should be moar tahn wun werd to de-scrib wat we awl do …..affer we getz teh dicshunary dun ….we cood den do a thesaurus…..
ok heers an idear….snerk iz wen u hab teh short “HAH” kinda re-akshun….an snortle is wen u hab teh BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH kind of re-akshun……
ai snerked wen ai read teh lin tribble writed about “no reberse…” naow dat’z teh funnee
reeely!? – we Khan has THESAURUS, two!?
egg saland! (doin lil jiggy to teh star drek tehme)
Its a teeming hoarde of ravenous kittehs! Lock up your tuna and cheezeburgers, hide the dog, and get ready to defend your family and self from a mass invasion of purrs, insistant head butts and incessant loud “NOWS!”
Quick, get in the car?
JUMPIN JEHOSHACATZ! ITS TRIBBLEZ- GET IN THE SHUDDLEKRAFT!
Nao TAHT has a reel ring to it!!
Where’s Scotty and his transporter?????
it is inkapasitated by teh kyoot. sillee hyuman!
its a cat astrofee!!! its a snaggelpusses!!!
Moast eggzallent Tribble stori:
granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek
Ai lubz dat storee. speshully wen Spock getz al siyentiffic, en Kirk sez OMG THIS SUX!
We’re on yur floor, praktising our wadder ballay
buzz B burklee, kitteh styl
<<<<>>>>
umm…wtf?
<<<>>>
hey…whatever you put in between <<>> gets deleted.
teh klingonz are addit agin- tehy done stolded yore stuff and are gonna trun it into uh weepon.
ore teh furengi stoled it to sale at a profit, hyooman
that’s because you’re making a unclosed HTML command when you use a single set of those angle brackets – now try this, place something between B’s in those brackets – be sure to use a backslash before the second command – anything between bracketed B’s comes up in bold, use B and I together for bold italic , and be sure to use /B and /I to close commands
oh and
” henry !!! if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times – stop rubbing the kittens with balloons !!! “
wayt wayt wayt…… Iz gunna trai…
uhmm…… I borked it….. :’(
hmmmmpf. ai failz.
*runz an hydes*
okai….. WUN moar trai….
B/B
pfffft!
Ai LUZER!
grrrr….. u no, dey callz mee allatyme at wurk when dey habs ‘puter prollems…. but nooooo…. kin ai figger dis owt? noooo-oooo-oooo!
*punch self in hed*
hai…. am luzer stil??
duh duh DUHNNNN! duh duh duhnnnn! *rocky tehme*
Ai did it!!
(Ai am stubbrn thet wai!)
feel silleh naow dat I getz it!!
fenkyoo fenkyoo fenkyoo, stend!!
3H – I snerked. But I sellybrate 4 yew!
*dose itty bitty dans*
I guess I could’ve explained it better… replace ) with >, and ( with < in the following to make HTML work:
(B) bold (/B) becomes bold
(I) italic (/I) becomes italic
and (B)(I) bold italic (/I)(/B) becomes bold italic
oh and
run for your lives !!! the dryer lint screen – it’s ALIVE !!!
stend – ai hoep yoo knows taht yoo are evereebuddee’s hero!
Ew r shorely mai heero, stend! Fankyoo! Ew did fyn job of ’splainin…. AI didna du sush a fyn job of reedin it!
Fanks, Handicat! Ai haz mush stubburn in mii!
*itteh bitteh dans wif handicat*
hai, i’m bowld over
icanthearyoo!
i sed i am bowled obber!
I STEND ALL AMAZED
hmmmm/B>
i fink i splinched myself trying to follow stend’s directions.
PEBCAK
I guess I could’ve explained it better… replace ) with >, and ( with < in the following to make HTML work:
(B) bold (/B) becomes bold
(I) italic (/I) becomes italic
and (B)(I) bold italic (/I)(/B) becomes bold italic
try try agin
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA…the power
To boldy ITALICIZE WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFOUR!!!
almost got it last time, twy agin
to BOLDLY italicicize where no one haz befour
sowy guys, just practicing
fanks, Stend
wuts our next lessun?
i memembers wen i figgered it owt – wif tehos halp dat time.
so whuts itteh bitteh dantz is like? izzit mah wiggle dantz?
dunno whut ur ‘teehbittehkitteh wiggle dantz’ iz… wuld u teech it plzkthx?
ai wuz jus a’wigglin in mai chare jes a bit…. an, wif wheelzes awn it, ai wuz scoootin awl obbber….
*wiggle wiggle wiggle scoot scoot scoooooot*
(nawt unlyk teh ‘execuglyde’ fer ennywun who noes whut a ’sniglet’ iz! )
sniglet?
okai….. gunna trai de linkyfing….
sniglets were introduced by a man named Rich Hall…. they are made up words that should be in a dictionary, but are not….. kinda like an ancestor of ‘lolspeek’
http://www.bertc.com/sniglets.htm
This is a good list….. pretty funneh, tu!
Mai faborits: execuglide (ai du dis at wurk lawts!!), flen, cheedle and ignoranus…. enjoi!
weeeeee!!! it wurkt!!! fankyooo agin, stend!!!!!
man… cheez was smart not to enable the BLINK command – we’d all have flashing text !!! lol’s
(wisperz in awe) there’s a BLINK command? comon, show uz how!!!!
sorry, it’s not enabled in wordpress – believe me I’ve tried
if it worked, it would be (blink) (/blink)
blink
yeah – not enabled
these kittens may have used the plink command tho, as in
magnet kitties… activate !!!
plink-plink-plink-plink-plink-plink-plink-plink-plink-plink-plink-plink…
Taht wudda been so grate. Ai can see it nao. . .
stend – hao duz a fine arts major lern so much about compyooters?
Mai favrite sniglet:’ Inscinuendo’: an accusation said sarcastically.
Also: ‘Laundramint”: 3 gummy certs wraped in wet foil, found in the pocket of your jeans when you take them out of the dryer.
Hooge pile o floofs!
ya…floof…that waz whut i wuz tryn ta sayz
Sleep Heep wif added floof.
awsum wurdage!! iff i luks at da piccher agin, i gonna…
aw h3ll.
SPLORT. *fall down.*
paramediks:
she dint has a chants. dose kittehs 2 kyewt, an 2 menny obs dem.
announcer:
vote yes on referrendum 2 an put a warnin signel on kyewt kitteh lolpics. ur nayburrs braynes dpendin on ur vote.
she’s ded, jim
she wuz oberwelmmed bai teh kyoot….
… make huge piles of poops !!!
Pyle o puddie tatz!
Bwakin newz… thayrz ben a ten kity pylup!
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Ai tinks I gots a ferbal.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Hey luk: it’s teh Catagon!
Win
Akshullee, ai bleaf it iz teh Decatagon.
Oh noes! Ai has luked moar cloaslee. There ARE 12 ov tehm!!! So we has a Dodecatagon.
It may eben bee a triskaidecatagon.
uh ohoes, i has trskaidecatphobia. i jus luk at dem wun atta tyme.
there’z a cheezburger under there sumware…
scrum
there’s a cheesburger under there scrumwhere
Iz a furry dangeriss mass of Splortashuns. Avert yer ize, kwik!!
*spookeh voyce*
its 2 layte 4 meeeeeeeeeh.
avurt ur gaaaaaaaze.
*scarey voyce*
iz 2 layte 4 meeeeeeeeeeeh….
avurt ur gaaaaaaaaaaze…..
k… so nawt rly shakepeer… borkin no gud stinkin dagnabbit rasserfrasser flamin fritzenfratz ob a doggone bandit varmint post eetin …
whuts mah noun?
fergitabowtit.
Yosimite Sam ref 4 teh frusterashuns!!
LOL!!
Yossemitty Sam sez: GRATE HORNEE TODEZ!!!
IBK – I am sittin here snickerin.
U has teh funnies an are filled wif teh WIN!
(((IBK))))
ai noes…..izzint it wunnerful to hab our IBK bak ???!!!!
ai wood take teh CCC obber to her buttt ai am afrade ai iz toooooo late…..
*sigh*
well her ghostz as funnee as her trooo slef….
well ifn teh ghostie showz up agin….somewun com an getz me maybe we can puts her spitirz bak in her …….nebber mine….ai go tries dat now….
Hey Salleh, hao wus yur Hawt Dayts? Hoep he wus taystee….
an nyutrishus!
plz to luk at postin bellow…..kthxby
oh Haai IBK.!!! donut wurryz…..ai gonna tri to putz u bak into ur bawdy…..HEY COOD USE SUM HALP HEER !!!!!
needz to fine sumwun to hole IBKz bawdy whil ai tries to pushes her ghosties bak in……
qwikly peepuls derz a time limit awn dis….cat letz her ghosties an her own self getz too far away…..
Okai…. Ai’ll help….
*holdz IBK fer Salleh*
*Salleh puuuuuuushes reeeel hard on top uv IBK’s hed*
Qwik, Salleh – put a dubl CHRG (wdoi) on IBK, jus in case!!
IBK sez, ‘U cant git a boddy lyk myn inna bottel…… ‘less u push reeeeeel hard!’
Y
Okai…. Ai’ll help….
*holdz IBK fer Salleh*
*Salleh puuuuuuushes reeeel hard on top uv IBK’s hed*
Qwik, Salleh – put a dubl CHRG (wdoi) on IBK, jus in case!!
IBK sez, ‘U cant git a boddy lyk myn inna bottel…… ‘less u push reeeeeel hard!’
Y
WTF??!? I tink teh gohste ov IBK iz naow inhab….enhabb…. libbin in mai lapytopp! It borked!!
ment to sai ‘YAY! IBK bak…… but, sownz lyk Judi Petunia…. ai mean, Tenutta!!’
Ai halps, salleh!
*grabbs hold of IBK’s bawdy nyce an tite*
Pussh awai, salleh!
YAY!! Iz team effurt!!
*linnks armz*
We can all has teem effurt!
Did it wurk, salleh?
oh hia guise ……yep ai fink iz gonna werk….
{{{{{{PPUUUUSSSHHHHHH}}}}}}
whew……dat waz a klose wun…….noaw IBK……u noes bedder tahtn dat !!!
u jest NEBBER EBBER noes wen doze crafti peepulz teh cheezes r gonna spring a pitture ob teh cyute kittehz awn uz……
u kant jest keep teh CHRG awn hand ani moar u hab to WARE it…..shood bi auto matik by noaw……..
*turn on puter…..whil iz bootin up…..use taht tim wizeli an DON UR CHRG (oar swimmin kap)*
BE PREPAREDED POEEPULZ !!!!!! (taht z teh Boi Skoutz Marchin Sowng)
(corse, dat wuzzint ME hoo splorted 3 times jest lass week waz it ????? Noooooo, ai dint fink so
*lukz awai ….awl emmbarasseded…*
ooooh… mah hed feel like a skwirshed graype… hol on….
haaaaark.
phew. mutch betterer. fanks! butt i cant see for awl da hare… an wai i talkin owt da backs ob mah hedd??
fine. i knows whut 2 dews. seed it heer menny times. start wif a pantee twist…
hey! hu pinched meh???
In owr hawse, dat wud be cawlld a ‘pig pyle’…. meybe here, notsomush!
(we has ‘pigpyle’ in ‘mamadaddeh’ bed ebbery sundai mornin wif bois an pairents an kittehs! Iz nyce wai to start a sundai!)
we cawled r ‘kiddee pyle’
dez r kopykats!
Man. sumbuddy needs to werk on the hyoomiditty in dis playce.
Statik elektrissity is gettin outta hand.
La la, la la la la la la la la
kittehmari damashii
LOL I love Katamari! Um Catamari.
yo yo homie…4 realz…is it all good in da hood??
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
That’s my hip young lingo…lol
Mmmmmm! Pyle ob kittahs, DO WANT!!!
oops
*splort*
Ai du beleebs dat eef eben WUN ob dem kittahs were ORNJ, Ai wud bee ded.
ai em soo glad fer awll ob owr sayk dat dere is no poysin wun in teh center!
Calling teh CCC!! Ai em tu noo at dis to bees abel tu wurk de CCC well….
ai sit necks tu u ’til de CCC showes up, k?
*not lukking at de kitteh pig pyle*
Fankoo, 3heathenses. Ai hopes u has teh eerplugs 2, cuz u are 2 splort ‘f u heers eben wun mew!
Ai kan ownlee eemajin all ob teh PURRIES.
Ittens. Ai lubs mee sum ittens, yesh.
ooo! furgot dat, TC – fankoo fur remaindur….
*sticks fingers in eers*
*lalalalalalalalalaaaaa*
hmm… iz der eerplugs on teh CCC? An, kin ai habs mai own CHRG wit nooyeers drawrins awn eet? ai em berry afrayd uv de kyoot saits an sownds…..
*trembles*
KWIK!!!!!THINK UB POSSSUMS WIF THE YELLER TEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roflolololololllll!!!!!!
U meen, da wun in mai garaj??
Itzapossom!! Quick! get in teh starship!!
furgawt tu ax: r u well enuf tu sticks yur finger in yur eers ’til teh CCC gits here?? tu avoyd the kyoot souns, tu?
ai m shur ai culd find a ball o’ kitteh floof roun here sumwere tu d u teh jawb fur a whyle…
*majins puttin hed in middle of kittehpyle an heerin teh purrin*
*splort*
well. sum purrteckter ai am!!
yous has to holds thems paws while waiting for the CCC to arrive and fix them up.
jus’ lyke dis:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/08/blargh-i-am-ded/
Yesh!! Jes zaktly lyke dat!!!
*xtra splort ai didnt no ai had in meh*
Wii sendz da CCS (Cute Crash Shuttlecraft) cumpleet wif Doktur McCoye. Wii haz de blu CHRG dat luk lyke Andorian Antenni fur u. An sum Romulan ail. An sum Serian brandi. Dat sud phix u rite upp!
ooo ooo ooo gimmmeee teh andorian wun kwik!
but i canna handel teh andoryn ale, cap’n
oooh, fankyoo, Tribble!! sum Serial brandi sowns berry gud rite naow!
Iz there a Princess Mu starfield in space, tu? Eet wud be berry nice tu luk at while recu… rekoo…. gettin bedder frum the kitteh kyoot….
’serial’?? uhm……. kittehs affecktin mai typin, tu!
Serian Brandy fur mii, plzkthkx!
Well dere wuz da Genisuz planet b 4 eet blu upp. Deependz on wich qwadrent ub da galicksee wii patrollin rite now. Dere r menni purttee planetz!
Wii putz u een da hallodec teal wii getz tu da nearest wun. U can prograhm enny ting u lyke een dere! U jus tell da puter wht u wantz!
Fankyoo, Tribble!
*awn hallodec*
‘Puter: show mii awl mai cheezfrens havin a formalol pahrtee wif chocklit an martiantoonies and fondoo wif cheezez and crunchi bread bits…. an, lyk de Princess Mu Meadow, kin awl our heart friends beez at de pahrtee, tu?
*seez Albert an Lovey an DC frolicking wif awl de Cheezfrens and dere heart frenz at teh pahrty*
ahhhhh…. ai feelz betteh awreddy…..
fasten ate teen. my hyooman sides is awl nawstaljical er nostlalgic er awl misty eyed over teh memries.
*puff puff pant pant *
oh Hia youse guise…….I was obber wiff IBK tryin to fine halp to getz her bawdi an her ghosties bak togedder……..but ai’ll tel u wat…..ifn I helpz obber heer with teh CCC, den maybe wun ob u who dont yet hab teh hed *splort* cood cum an helpz me wif IBK..
CCC comin froo…….letz see noaw heer watz goin awn…….hummmmm lukz lik a kitteh pile-up com;likateded bi a hoomin pile- up!!!
ooh yessss…. iz a big ole messe3s……ai bedder getz to werk……
*rollz up sleevez*
oh mi goodnesses !!!!! iz mi gud frenz TC an 3 heafenz……dont wurri ladies……
*pats TC an 3heafenz awn der hanz* u be rite az rane in a jif…….(sinze we gotz a lawt ob rane round heer toadi thisll be qwik!!)
*scoop scoop scoop scoop* (two scoops fur eech ob u ……(oh my starz an whiskerz!!! ai hopez ai gotz teh rite branes in teh rite heds !!!)
*pat pat pat pat *
*putz nise studi swim kapz awn TC an 3 heefenz*.(sorri about teh spellin ob ur naem 3, iz ina hurri)
whew ,u safe noaw……hav sum loverly hoawt choklit….(teh winter iz settin in huh?) an sawfties blankies…….green fur TC an how bout a nisew fluufi blooo won 3?????
now jest sitz heer qwitly, till u r feelin bedder ladyz…..ai’ll cleanz up
*mop mop mop mop *
noaw kan ai getz sum help wiff IBK……we r runnin oawt ob time !!!!!!
fankyoo, fankyoo, Salleh!! yesh, ai like de bloo fluuufi blanky *snuggle snuggle* …. *slurrrrrp* an teh hoawt choklit, tu! *sneeks sum Bayless inna cup*
en, u kin spellz mai naymz enni wai u lyk, k? Iffen ai see ‘3′ and ‘h…’, hoepfulli, iz mee! LOL!
*ahem*
Speekin ov ‘hoawt’ – how wuz dayte wif Misstur Mauwstach?
whoa, i goes for a wawk and awl heck brakes lloooosed. good fing yew guyz tooked care of eberyfing.
so, i fink nao iz a guud tyme to ax
“needz any hep?’
cuz it luks lyk ebberyfing under kontrol.
oooooohh he iz teh preetti !!!! mushtashes gon an noaw he be groaning it bak……but TEH MOSTEST beeutifuol smilez an purtiest teefz……akshualoly he iz prettier dan me !!!!
wooda been nise ifn heeda menshuned teh wheekliechare……(bad bad akksident abotu 8 monfs ago…) but dat’ ok wiff me…..berry berry nise guy…..
but teh funnee part was ai gotz pulled obber bi a pleecemun…..(bad hedlites) annnn he sed ” r u “werkin” tonite” well u cooda nokedme obber wiff a fedder…. !!!!!!
“ah noes” sez ai….. ” ai dont startz mi new job until nexx weekz” (sumtymez fingz goes “whoooshes” rite obber mi hed……) an teeh pleecemun luked at me sooo funnee…..
he letted me go tho…….
ai laffeded bout taht fur a hour !!!! ai askeded my date……”do ai luk lik a h***** to u ???” an teh luk awn hiz fase waz teh priselesses….noes ….he dint fink so ..
hee hee hee hee.
Wayt….. I’mz missin sumpthin…… Whai did pleecyman axks u ‘r u werken’? Whut nu jawb du u start necks week?? *scritches hed*
*thinks to self ‘reedin messaj bords: u’r doin it rong’*
Glad tu here he’s gotsed a beeutifuol smile! an – wheeliechares? whut wheeliechares? I’mz blindeded bai teh brilllyant smylz….. *grins*
oh ahi 3 !!! ai gotted a job !!!! awn Chrissymuz ebe dai……at a fanci cawffee house…staertz nexx week, wen dey finsheses teh remoddellz..
an ai gotted pulleded obber lasss nite….(mi hedlites r dim….{loang wif teh rest ob me ..})
he axed mee ifn ai waz “werkin” whoosh….dat waz a trip !!!
heer ai thot ai jest luked teh pretti…..ai noawt eben warin masskara…..
taht maed me strich me hed ……”werkin”"” wacho meen by dat???
were teh plissymanz named ‘Willis’??
*snerkgiggle*
Ai’m SO glad yu has gotten job!! YAY!! berry kewl, indeed!
Sew: When du u see Mr Teef agin? LOL!!
o, salleh!! i so, so, so berry happeh 4 u.
*****salleh*****
gots 2 dantze!
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, shake, shake, shake
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, shake, shake, shake
butt 2 da leff, butt 2 da rite
shimmeh, shimmeh, shimmeh
(i added dat. iz >b/b<.) *mah chest puffed owt like prrowd kitteh*
so u gots a new job. teefies betterer. an u talkin bowt sittin onda bed laffin – so playce 2 stay – an a new boy!! awsum start, mah lurve! awsum start 2 mutch betterer yeer in 2008. menny noisy schmoos and huggeh bear hugs. i so prrowd ob u.
hahaha. borked my bolden. wuz tellin u shimmeh were improv…
doan care iff i maked missteak!! mah salleh doin awsum!
FANKOO SALLEH, hao u knowed ai lykes greens bestest?
Ai doo hopes dat u gawt teh ryte brayns in teh ryte heds … altho myte bee whai ai has been in teh bad mood todai.
U noe…. I finks i ar smrter – mussa got sum ov TC&AC’s brayns bai axxident!!
(U kin haz dem bak necks tym ai splort…. roun’ here – dat beez sooner dan laytr!)
sry if mai PMS got u, tu….. *sniff*
Doctor MACCOY sez “I iz a doctor notz a floofybutt kittyburgerz.”
(we luk at eech othur wif razed eyebrowz and shrug. hmmmmm he musta been in teh andoryan ale agin…)
But sir, romulan ale is illegal!
–one of the benefits of being a thousand lightyears from federation space
he he! wen mai sissy adn I wuz little, we would put da blue food colors in da sprite adn makes our own romulan ales!
(throws back head and laffs like kid in the Episode wif teh “tranya” drink)
HA HA HA HA
(B) bold (/B) becomes bold
(I) italic (/I) becomes italic
and (B)(I) bold italic (/I)(/B) becomes bold italic
The Corbomite Maneuver – the one with the long scary face in the titles!
fanks, i jest coodn’t bring teh titel up- awl brane enrjee wnet to figger out teh Bold Italkic
Kitteh tetris, butts wif lotz of floof!
an’ lotz ob buttz
an’ moar floof
an’ floof awn buttz
Hoo can resist a floofy butt?
sertunly naowt me…….ai’ll take diz wun ,an diz wun, an diz wun, an diz wun……….. ad infunitum…….
Wud yoo ebber, ebeer – six munths ago -hav believed taht yoo cud ask such a qweschun wif a strait fayce?
ahhhh no….ai dont beleef taht qwestun ebber wooda come up……
an ai preeetti sure non ob usn haz a strate fse dis tyme eeder….
Trooo – mai fayce wuz nawt neerlee so sraight as ai wuz purrtending it was.
sum boddy cova me !! I am jumpin into da flurry floof pool !!
will be sure to watch for da pointy ends !!
**holds bref…..**
JERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SPLORT..
Q: Wut duz Jeronimo say wen he jumpz outa da playn?
A: MYYYYYSEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
*heddesk*
Oh HUMANSLAVE – taht wuz so dramatical taht no wun tuk yur splort seriouslee. Heer – ai puts yoo bak togedder again. *Scooooooop scooooop scoooop – ploops (awl bak in) – pat pat pat* So! an nao – teh byootiful CHRG(w/elleefunt behine doi). *tug tug tug*
So – a nice cholit bar – yur sawft blankiee – ai think bloo fur yoo – nao – as Ambercat recommendz, think ov tax returns fur a while. An rest. Cloase yur aies. Hummm a prettee liddle tune to yurself. Teh humming vibrashuns halps the braynes to seddle bak in playce.
yep dat’s our Janet…allus lukin ouawt fur us !!!!
i tryin 2 post. no shows up…
fink sometin mite be borked fur nao….. lukked at posty frum sept, and it had 1 commint awn it frum tudai…..
ai keep a’nokkin, but ai caint comz in!
yeh. sumfing went sproing…
da lolpic ob a brudda ob a mudda have about 6 commints. burger posted sumfing bout da server.
ooo good- moosical eerwrum blockz sownds of kyoot kitteh kawls…
HEAR!!! Ai gibs u MIEN.
Ai has had eet een mah hed fur DAYZ AN’ DAYZ.
“I want a hippopotamus for Christmas …”
*sings off kee*
“…Onlee a hippopotomus will duuuuu!
Don’t want a doll, a dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotomus to play with and enjoy!”
*hums*
hmmmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmhhmmmmmhmmm-mmmmmm!
Tanks fer teh eerwurm!
RRRRRRRR….. nao sho up. i wuz tryin to reply 2 flartus. man… wuz funneh 2. i wuz awl like shakespeer in lolspeek an had a goste an ever fing.
i wud bang mah hed on da flore, butt dat just memind meh it needs a sweepin…
ai wud bang wif yu, butt wud jes memin me of teh haus clenin ai shud be doin!!
(yesh, wuz berry funneh, IBK…. awl shakespeer an ghostey an awl!! pwomise!!)
well ob corse u iz habbin trubble wif ur postin IBK…….u iz in two partz…..ur self an ur ghosties…….u wate heer an ai’ll go fetcheses ur ghostie….an den we kan pputs teh 2 ob u togedder agin……
HEY ANIWUN SEEED IBKZ’ GHOSTIE ??????
dunot wurri IBK……we’ll getz u togedder agin ina hurri !!!!
man, taht is wun beeg hare ball!!
We iz da nucleeus
Da kyoot iz reechin kritikul mass…
paging doktor zhivago, we has fown ur hat
hehehehe i love kittens:)
OMG!!!!!1! GREAT BIG FUZZY FLOOFY PILE O KYOOTNESS!!!1!!
Must…….resist……urge……to………splort.
**SPLOOOOOOOOORT** Oh Noes, epic fail.
Dr Tinycat on call awl caturday for da splorts… in case u wantz much splortz i has link for shawt klip of kyoot puss in bootz from “shrek the halls” – much much kyootness!!1!
Chime!!!! Tank yoo elebentee milyun tiems. Ai hadn’t yet seen taht. O – the cyoot!!!!!!
TEH STATIC POWAH!! CRITICAL SPOLSION
evertime iz counts kittehs i gets diffrnt rezlts. somtimes 11, simtimes not. find de kittehs, where de be?!
i engl…inlar…blowwded up dis pikchur and printed it.
dere is at leest twelb kittehs, probly moar.
There’re twelb? Ai counted awnlee ten.
well, i WAZ drinkin an adult beberijj, but i tink a minamomomom, ob twelb. i tink.
Ai’m lukking at teh small vershun heer – but ai think maybee ai has seen 13.
aummm – julyitbm – hao do yoo blow up teh pikchure an print it? Ai wud liek to do that, but ai don’t know hao.
i nawt computer person, but i tries 2 say (w/o lolspeak)
go to File, Print Preview, you will get, well, a preview, with an image the size of your computer’s default setting. At the top there is a box saying a percentage (or shrink to fit) w/ drop down menu of different percentages, say from 10% TO 500%. Chose one and it will immediately show you the change. When you press Print and get the little gray box, make sure to RE-ENTER pages 1 to 1 or you’ll get like 50 pages of comments and pictures at say 200% (pleh). Try it, and u can have beautiful new wallpapers (and use up your color cartridge very soon)!
Ahm countin leben fuzzy wuzzy snorggly mew mew ITTEH BITTEH TEENEH MORSELS OF FLOOFY NIBBLES TEH EARS KYOOTNESS……………..
**SPLOOOOOOOOORT** damn der I goz agin.
they seh stop bweedin, sheltah fuhl ded kittehs
whet blakeh
excuse me tammy allen , am ai reeding that rite???? ai iz gonna tri to gib u teh benefit ob teh doubt….
but u gotz wun sik sense ob hoomur or none at all….taht sort of meen finkin is naowt reely ‘preciated round heer an u shood eeder be nise or
GO FAR AWAY AND STAY DER !!!!!
we lov teh kittehz heer an pile of ded kittehz iz noawt nise imaj…
no, ai takes bak teh benefit ob doubt……jest u go away !!
Yoo know, salleh – ai din’t hav ene idea hao to reed that – so ai thot ai wud just leaf it aloan.
Ai still don’t know – what is “whet blakeh,” eneway? Teh idea ov “stop bweedin” iz fine – “sheltah fuhl” – offen sadlee too troo – but “ded kittehs?” Taht’s a reel downer. We awl knows – oh, hao we knows. But ai agree wif yoo – shudn’t reelee be sayed heer.
heer iz a nys xampel uf an airyaaah rug wid lotz of wuderful floof n snuggleez.
we cawl dis lyne da clouder.
dis model iz a 40-footer AND it also feetures warmth, soft vibrayshins, n massaj.
u may selekt frum difurint syzes n kolors.
Bleah… I gotta hair in my mouth
How come my rug fluff is never that cute?
oh noes
somewun dropped catnip in
teh black hole
an all teh kittehs got too klose
Nao puts left paw on yellow cirkel
Kitteh clonin a beeg suksess!
Roomba, nao in kitteh floof!
yikes i wus vote 666
Nawt to werreee – taht is mai lukkee number! Cud bee yurs, too.
maybe if i’m REALLY lucky, Stend will figger out how to enable the BLInkie command.
A SEA OF CUTE FLOOFINEZ
Wow that is a huge pile of cats.
Royal Cat-Rumble
Scientists discover largest concentration of cute in existance.
i can has space???
Yo yo….how goes it home dogs…????
What’s cracka-lackin??? lol
Bark with me if ur my home dogs………
Can I get a woof woof?
Or an ARF would suffice…………….
lol lol lol lol lol
C ya’ll on da flip side…
woohoooooooooo
So CUTE! I love teh kitteh..