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Dey luk lyk twibbels!!
(heddin owt ta wach Sweeney Todd…c u’s laters!)
>^.^<
Enjoi…iz veddy gud movee!
Tank yew! (eff ne1’s steel reedin dis) eh t’was a vedy dawk movee wif sum vedy deleye…dillii… funn momints…
I iz vedy glaad dat yew dinnt say “dillishuhs”. *shudders*
Letz hope de not been eatin da quadroqitacaylie!
FTW! Treekers rool!
C0ngratumacations, tigress-
how bout sum sortz of dance to the Star Drek tehme?
(dere are teh wordz but tehy hav teh lame adn i downt know tehm)
Beyond
the rim of the starlight
My love
is travling in star flight
I know
He’ll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever
But tell him while he wanders his starry seas,
Remember, remember me
(words by Gene Roddenberry)
waow! i bow to yore superior intelek!
One Trekkie to Another.
Wow, dat iz sayin sumphin cumin frum mary o’SPOCKn!
Dat’s berri nize Cookie’s human. Eye nebber seed dat b 4.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin’ across the universe
Boldly going forward, ’cause we can’t find reverse.
giglollololol gotta telz dis wun to my husbin.
OT i luked & coodn’t find the Star Trek persunalitee test- it yused to be on Julia Houston’s forum on About.com but it have disapeered… kloaking device malfunction, no doubt.
Der r moar versez uff da song. Jus go tu You Tube an put in star trekkin across the universe.
Tank u fur lukin fur da persunalitee tes. Eff u ebber finez ett agin, lett mee no.
(tank ewe, tank ewe, tankee sai!)
Dark Tower ftw!
Well Done! Those books have invaded my life (manner of speak)…almost done with book 7…the end is near! *cries*
(pretend that was lolspeak)
oh teh trubble wif tribbles!!!
Dey Klingin-on tu eash udder!
giglol- almost snerked my hawt choklit.
i forgotted teh eggsalent wurd Salleh med up for snerk-
*splortle*……but I lik snerk too !!!! should be moar tahn wun werd to de-scrib wat we awl do …..affer we getz teh dicshunary dun ….we cood den do a thesaurus…..
ok heers an idear….snerk iz wen u hab teh short “HAH” kinda re-akshun….an snortle is wen u hab teh BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH kind of re-akshun……
ai snerked wen ai read teh lin tribble writed about “no reberse…” naow dat’z teh funnee
reeely!? - we Khan has THESAURUS, two!?
egg saland! (doin lil jiggy to teh star drek tehme)
Its a teeming hoarde of ravenous kittehs! Lock up your tuna and cheezeburgers, hide the dog, and get ready to defend your family and self from a mass invasion of purrs, insistant head butts and incessant loud “NOWS!”
Quick, get in the car?
JUMPIN JEHOSHACATZ! ITS TRIBBLEZ- GET IN THE SHUDDLEKRAFT!
Nao TAHT has a reel ring to it!!
Where’s Scotty and his transporter?????
it is inkapasitated by teh kyoot. sillee hyuman!
its a cat astrofee!!! its a snaggelpusses!!!
Moast eggzallent Tribble stori:
granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek
Ai lubz dat storee. speshully wen Spock getz al siyentiffic, en Kirk sez OMG THIS SUX!
We’re on yur floor, praktising our wadder ballay
buzz B burklee, kitteh styl
<<<<>>>>
umm…wtf?
<<<>>>
hey…whatever you put in between <<>> gets deleted.
teh klingonz are addit agin- tehy done stolded yore stuff and are gonna trun it into uh weepon.
ore teh furengi stoled it to sale at a profit, hyooman
that’s because you’re making a unclosed HTML command when you use a single set of those angle brackets - now try this, place something between B’s in those brackets - be sure to use a backslash before the second command - anything between bracketed B’s comes up in bold, use B and I together for bold italic , and be sure to use /B and /I to close commands
oh and
” henry !!! if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times - stop rubbing the kittens with balloons !!! “
wayt wayt wayt…… Iz gunna trai…
uhmm…… I borked it….. :’(
hmmmmpf. ai failz.
*runz an hydes*
okai….. WUN moar trai….
B/B
pfffft!
Ai LUZER!
grrrr….. u no, dey callz mee allatyme at wurk when dey habs ‘puter prollems…. but nooooo…. kin ai figger dis owt? noooo-oooo-oooo!
*punch self in hed*
hai…. am luzer stil??
duh duh DUHNNNN! duh duh duhnnnn! *rocky tehme*
Ai did it!!
(Ai am stubbrn thet wai!)
feel silleh naow dat I getz it!!
fenkyoo fenkyoo fenkyoo, stend!!
3H - I snerked. But I sellybrate 4 yew!
*dose itty bitty dans*
I guess I could’ve explained it better… replace ) with >, and ( with < in the following to make HTML work:
(B) bold (/B) becomes bold
(I) italic (/I) becomes italic
and (B)(I) bold italic (/I)(/B) becomes bold italic
oh and
run for your lives !!! the dryer lint screen - it’s ALIVE !!!
stend - ai hoep yoo knows taht yoo are evereebuddee’s hero!
Ew r shorely mai heero, stend! Fankyoo! Ew did fyn job of ’splainin…. AI didna du sush a fyn job of reedin it!
Fanks, Handicat! Ai haz mush stubburn in mii!
*itteh bitteh dans wif handicat*
hai, i’m bowld over
icanthearyoo!
i sed i am bowled obber!
I STEND ALL AMAZED
hmmmm/B>
i fink i splinched myself trying to follow stend’s directions.
PEBCAK
I guess I could’ve explained it better… replace ) with >, and ( with < in the following to make HTML work:
(B) bold (/B) becomes bold
(I) italic (/I) becomes italic
and (B)(I) bold italic (/I)(/B) becomes bold italic
try try agin
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA…the power
To boldy ITALICIZE WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFOUR!!!
almost got it last time, twy agin
to BOLDLY italicicize where no one haz befour
sowy guys, just practicing
fanks, Stend
wuts our next lessun?
i memembers wen i figgered it owt - wif tehos halp dat time.
so whuts itteh bitteh dantz is like? izzit mah wiggle dantz?