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  1. tigrress says:

    Dey luk lyk twibbels!!

  2. miss foots says:

    We’re on yur floor, praktising our wadder ballay

  3. DianaE says:

    <<<<>>>>

  4. Davehasnokitteh:^( says:

    Hooge pile o floofs!

  5. Tribble says:

    Pyle o puddie tatz!

  6. Skwrl says:

    Bwakin newz… thayrz ben a ten kity pylup!
    http://www.lolsquirrel.com

  7. Skwrl says:

    Ai tinks I gots a ferbal.
    http://www.lolsquirrel.com

  8. 3heathens says:

    Hey luk: it’s teh Catagon!

  9. mary O'Spockn says:

    there’z a cheezburger under there sumware…

  10. Flartus says:

    Iz a furry dangeriss mass of Splortashuns. Avert yer ize, kwik!!

    • *spookeh voyce*

      its 2 layte 4 meeeeeeeeeh.
      avurt ur gaaaaaaaze.

    • *scarey voyce*

      iz 2 layte 4 meeeeeeeeeeeh….
      avurt ur gaaaaaaaaaaze…..

      • k… so nawt rly shakepeer… borkin no gud stinkin dagnabbit rasserfrasser flamin fritzenfratz ob a doggone bandit varmint post eetin …

        whuts mah noun?

        fergitabowtit.

      • salleh says:

        oh Haai IBK.!!! donut wurryz…..ai gonna tri to putz u bak into ur bawdy…..HEY COOD USE SUM HALP HEER !!!!!

        needz to fine sumwun to hole IBKz bawdy whil ai tries to pushes her ghosties bak in……

        qwikly peepuls derz a time limit awn dis….cat letz her ghosties an her own self getz too far away…..

        • 3heathens says:

          Okai…. Ai’ll help….

          *holdz IBK fer Salleh*

          *Salleh puuuuuuushes reeeel hard on top uv IBK’s hed*

          Qwik, Salleh – put a dubl CHRG (wdoi) on IBK, jus in case!!

          IBK sez, ‘U cant git a boddy lyk myn inna bottel…… ‘less u push reeeeeel hard!’

          Y

        • 3heathens says:

          Okai…. Ai’ll help….

          *holdz IBK fer Salleh*

          *Salleh puuuuuuushes reeeel hard on top uv IBK’s hed*

          Qwik, Salleh – put a dubl CHRG (wdoi) on IBK, jus in case!!

          IBK sez, ‘U cant git a boddy lyk myn inna bottel…… ‘less u push reeeeeel hard!’

          Y

          • 3heathens says:

            WTF??!? I tink teh gohste ov IBK iz naow inhab….enhabb…. libbin in mai lapytopp! It borked!!

            ment to sai ‘YAY! IBK bak…… but, sownz lyk Judi Petunia…. ai mean, Tenutta!!’

        • handikat says:

          Ai halps, salleh!

          *grabbs hold of IBK’s bawdy nyce an tite*

          Pussh awai, salleh!

          • 3heathens says:

            YAY!! Iz team effurt!!

          • salleh says:

            oh hia guise ……yep ai fink iz gonna werk….

            {{{{{{PPUUUUSSSHHHHHH}}}}}}

            whew……dat waz a klose wun…….noaw IBK……u noes bedder tahtn dat !!!

            u jest NEBBER EBBER noes wen doze crafti peepulz teh cheezes r gonna spring a pitture ob teh cyute kittehz awn uz……

            u kant jest keep teh CHRG awn hand ani moar u hab to WARE it…..shood bi auto matik by noaw……..

            *turn on puter…..whil iz bootin up…..use taht tim wizeli an DON UR CHRG (oar swimmin kap)*

            BE PREPAREDED POEEPULZ !!!!!! (taht z teh Boi Skoutz Marchin Sowng)

            (corse, dat wuzzint ME hoo splorted 3 times jest lass week waz it ????? Noooooo, ai dint fink so

            *lukz awai ….awl emmbarasseded…*

  11. 3heathens says:

    In owr hawse, dat wud be cawlld a ‘pig pyle’…. meybe here, notsomush!

    (we has ‘pigpyle’ in ‘mamadaddeh’ bed ebbery sundai mornin wif bois an pairents an kittehs! Iz nyce wai to start a sundai!)

  12. Sunnshyne says:

    Man. sumbuddy needs to werk on the hyoomiditty in dis playce.

    Statik elektrissity is gettin outta hand.

  13. 'steroid says:

    La la, la la la la la la la la

    kittehmari damashii

  14. Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

    Mmmmmm! Pyle ob kittahs, DO WANT!!!

    oops

    *splort*

    Ai du beleebs dat eef eben WUN ob dem kittahs were ORNJ, Ai wud bee ded.

    • 3heathens says:

      ai em soo glad fer awll ob owr sayk dat dere is no poysin wun in teh center!

      Calling teh CCC!! Ai em tu noo at dis to bees abel tu wurk de CCC well….

      ai sit necks tu u ’til de CCC showes up, k?

      *not lukking at de kitteh pig pyle*

      • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

        Fankoo, 3heathenses. Ai hopes u has teh eerplugs 2, cuz u are 2 splort ‘f u heers eben wun mew!

        Ai kan ownlee eemajin all ob teh PURRIES.

        Ittens. Ai lubs mee sum ittens, yesh.

        • 3heathens says:

          ooo! furgot dat, TC – fankoo fur remaindur….

          *sticks fingers in eers*

          *lalalalalalalalalaaaaa*

          hmm… iz der eerplugs on teh CCC? An, kin ai habs mai own CHRG wit nooyeers drawrins awn eet? ai em berry afrayd uv de kyoot saits an sownds…..

          *trembles*

        • 3heathens says:

          furgawt tu ax: r u well enuf tu sticks yur finger in yur eers ’til teh CCC gits here?? tu avoyd the kyoot souns, tu?

          ai m shur ai culd find a ball o’ kitteh floof roun here sumwere tu d u teh jawb fur a whyle…

          *majins puttin hed in middle of kittehpyle an heerin teh purrin*

          *splort*

          well. sum purrteckter ai am!!

      • jjtucker says:

        yous has to holds thems paws while waiting for the CCC to arrive and fix them up.

    • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

      jus’ lyke dis:

      http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/08/blargh-i-am-ded/

    • Tribble says:

      Wii sendz da CCS (Cute Crash Shuttlecraft) cumpleet wif Doktur McCoye. Wii haz de blu CHRG dat luk lyke Andorian Antenni fur u. An sum Romulan ail. An sum Serian brandi. Dat sud phix u rite upp!

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        ooo ooo ooo gimmmeee teh andorian wun kwik!

        but i canna handel teh andoryn ale, cap’n

      • 3heathens says:

        oooh, fankyoo, Tribble!! sum Serial brandi sowns berry gud rite naow!

        Iz there a Princess Mu starfield in space, tu? Eet wud be berry nice tu luk at while recu… rekoo…. gettin bedder frum the kitteh kyoot….

        • 3heathens says:

          ’serial’?? uhm……. kittehs affecktin mai typin, tu!

          Serian Brandy fur mii, plzkthkx!

        • Tribble says:

          Well dere wuz da Genisuz planet b 4 eet blu upp. Deependz on wich qwadrent ub da galicksee wii patrollin rite now. Dere r menni purttee planetz!
          Wii putz u een da hallodec teal wii getz tu da nearest wun. U can prograhm enny ting u lyke een dere! U jus tell da puter wht u wantz!

          • 3heathens says:

            Fankyoo, Tribble!

            *awn hallodec*

            ‘Puter: show mii awl mai cheezfrens havin a formalol pahrtee wif chocklit an martiantoonies and fondoo wif cheezez and crunchi bread bits…. an, lyk de Princess Mu Meadow, kin awl our heart friends beez at de pahrtee, tu?

            *seez Albert an Lovey an DC frolicking wif awl de Cheezfrens and dere heart frenz at teh pahrty*

            ahhhhh…. ai feelz betteh awreddy…..

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              fasten ate teen. my hyooman sides is awl nawstaljical er nostlalgic er awl misty eyed over teh memries.

            • salleh says:

              *puff puff pant pant *

              oh Hia youse guise…….I was obber wiff IBK tryin to fine halp to getz her bawdi an her ghosties bak togedder……..but ai’ll tel u wat…..ifn I helpz obber heer with teh CCC, den maybe wun ob u who dont yet hab teh hed *splort* cood cum an helpz me wif IBK..

              CCC comin froo…….letz see noaw heer watz goin awn…….hummmmm lukz lik a kitteh pile-up com;likateded bi a hoomin pile- up!!!

              ooh yessss…. iz a big ole messe3s……ai bedder getz to werk……

              *rollz up sleevez*

              oh mi goodnesses !!!!! iz mi gud frenz TC an 3 heafenz……dont wurri ladies……

              *pats TC an 3heafenz awn der hanz* u be rite az rane in a jif…….(sinze we gotz a lawt ob rane round heer toadi thisll be qwik!!)

              *scoop scoop scoop scoop* (two scoops fur eech ob u ……(oh my starz an whiskerz!!! ai hopez ai gotz teh rite branes in teh rite heds !!!)

              *pat pat pat pat *

              *putz nise studi swim kapz awn TC an 3 heefenz*.(sorri about teh spellin ob ur naem 3, iz ina hurri)

              whew ,u safe noaw……hav sum loverly hoawt choklit….(teh winter iz settin in huh?) an sawfties blankies…….green fur TC an how bout a nisew fluufi blooo won 3?????

              now jest sitz heer qwitly, till u r feelin bedder ladyz…..ai’ll cleanz up

              *mop mop mop mop *

              noaw kan ai getz sum help wiff IBK……we r runnin oawt ob time !!!!!!

            • 3heathens says:

              fankyoo, fankyoo, Salleh!! yesh, ai like de bloo fluuufi blanky *snuggle snuggle* …. *slurrrrrp* an teh hoawt choklit, tu! *sneeks sum Bayless inna cup*

              en, u kin spellz mai naymz enni wai u lyk, k? Iffen ai see ‘3′ and ‘h…’, hoepfulli, iz mee! LOL!

              *ahem*

              Speekin ov ‘hoawt’ – how wuz dayte wif Misstur Mauwstach?

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              whoa, i goes for a wawk and awl heck brakes lloooosed. good fing yew guyz tooked care of eberyfing.
              so, i fink nao iz a guud tyme to ax
              “needz any hep?’
              cuz it luks lyk ebberyfing under kontrol.

            • salleh says:

              oooooohh he iz teh preetti !!!! mushtashes gon an noaw he be groaning it bak……but TEH MOSTEST beeutifuol smilez an purtiest teefz……akshualoly he iz prettier dan me !!!!

              wooda been nise ifn heeda menshuned teh wheekliechare……(bad bad akksident abotu 8 monfs ago…) but dat’ ok wiff me…..berry berry nise guy…..

              but teh funnee part was ai gotz pulled obber bi a pleecemun…..(bad hedlites) annnn he sed ” r u “werkin” tonite” well u cooda nokedme obber wiff a fedder…. !!!!!!

              “ah noes” sez ai….. ” ai dont startz mi new job until nexx weekz” (sumtymez fingz goes “whoooshes” rite obber mi hed……) an teeh pleecemun luked at me sooo funnee…..

              he letted me go tho…….

              ai laffeded bout taht fur a hour !!!! ai askeded my date……”do ai luk lik a h***** to u ???” an teh luk awn hiz fase waz teh priselesses….noes ….he dint fink so ..

              hee hee hee hee.

            • 3heathens says:

              Wayt….. I’mz missin sumpthin…… Whai did pleecyman axks u ‘r u werken’? Whut nu jawb du u start necks week?? *scritches hed*

              *thinks to self ‘reedin messaj bords: u’r doin it rong’*

              Glad tu here he’s gotsed a beeutifuol smile! an – wheeliechares? whut wheeliechares? I’mz blindeded bai teh brilllyant smylz….. *grins*

            • salleh says:

              oh ahi 3 !!! ai gotted a job !!!! awn Chrissymuz ebe dai……at a fanci cawffee house…staertz nexx week, wen dey finsheses teh remoddellz..

              an ai gotted pulleded obber lasss nite….(mi hedlites r dim….{loang wif teh rest ob me ..})

              he axed mee ifn ai waz “werkin” whoosh….dat waz a trip !!!

              heer ai thot ai jest luked teh pretti…..ai noawt eben warin masskara…..

              taht maed me strich me hed ……”werkin”"” wacho meen by dat???

            • 3heathens says:

              were teh plissymanz named ‘Willis’??

              *snerkgiggle*

              Ai’m SO glad yu has gotten job!! YAY!! berry kewl, indeed!

              Sew: When du u see Mr Teef agin? LOL!!

            • o, salleh!! i so, so, so berry happeh 4 u.

              *****salleh*****

              gots 2 dantze!
              wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, shake, shake, shake
              wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, shake, shake, shake
              butt 2 da leff, butt 2 da rite
              shimmeh, shimmeh, shimmeh
              (i added dat. iz >b/b<.) *mah chest puffed owt like prrowd kitteh*

              so u gots a new job. teefies betterer. an u talkin bowt sittin onda bed laffin – so playce 2 stay – an a new boy!! awsum start, mah lurve! awsum start 2 mutch betterer yeer in 2008. menny noisy schmoos and huggeh bear hugs. i so prrowd ob u.

            • hahaha. borked my bolden. wuz tellin u shimmeh were improv…

              doan care iff i maked missteak!! mah salleh doin awsum!

          • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

            FANKOO SALLEH, hao u knowed ai lykes greens bestest?

            Ai doo hopes dat u gawt teh ryte brayns in teh ryte heds … altho myte bee whai ai has been in teh bad mood todai.

            • 3heathens says:

              U noe…. I finks i ar smrter – mussa got sum ov TC&AC’s brayns bai axxident!!

              (U kin haz dem bak necks tym ai splort…. roun’ here – dat beez sooner dan laytr!)

              sry if mai PMS got u, tu….. *sniff*

      • Theresa says:

        Doctor MACCOY sez “I iz a doctor notz a floofybutt kittyburgerz.”

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          (we luk at eech othur wif razed eyebrowz and shrug. hmmmmm he musta been in teh andoryan ale agin…)

          • pegataur says:

            But sir, romulan ale is illegal!
            –one of the benefits of being a thousand lightyears from federation space

            he he! wen mai sissy adn I wuz little, we would put da blue food colors in da sprite adn makes our own romulan ales!

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              (throws back head and laffs like kid in the Episode wif teh “tranya” drink)

              HA HA HA HA

              (B) bold (/B) becomes bold
              (I) italic (/I) becomes italic
              and (B)(I) bold italic (/I)(/B) becomes bold italic

            • charlie74656 says:

              The Corbomite Maneuver – the one with the long scary face in the titles! :)

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              fanks, i jest coodn’t bring teh titel up- awl brane enrjee wnet to figger out teh Bold Italkic

  15. Romeow says:

    Kitteh tetris, butts wif lotz of floof!

  16. HUMANSLAVE says:

    sum boddy cova me !! I am jumpin into da flurry floof pool !!

    will be sure to watch for da pointy ends !!

    **holds bref…..**

    JERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    SPLORT..

    • Theresa says:

      Q: Wut duz Jeronimo say wen he jumpz outa da playn?

      A: MYYYYYSEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Oh HUMANSLAVE – taht wuz so dramatical taht no wun tuk yur splort seriouslee. Heer – ai puts yoo bak togedder again. *Scooooooop scooooop scoooop – ploops (awl bak in) – pat pat pat* So! an nao – teh byootiful CHRG(w/elleefunt behine doi). *tug tug tug*

      So – a nice cholit bar – yur sawft blankiee – ai think bloo fur yoo – nao – as Ambercat recommendz, think ov tax returns fur a while. An rest. Cloase yur aies. Hummm a prettee liddle tune to yurself. Teh humming vibrashuns halps the braynes to seddle bak in playce.

  17. i tryin 2 post. no shows up…

    • 3heathens says:

      fink sometin mite be borked fur nao….. lukked at posty frum sept, and it had 1 commint awn it frum tudai…..

      ai keep a’nokkin, but ai caint comz in!

      • yeh. sumfing went sproing…

        da lolpic ob a brudda ob a mudda have about 6 commints. burger posted sumfing bout da server.

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        ooo good- moosical eerwrum blockz sownds of kyoot kitteh kawls…

        • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

          HEAR!!! Ai gibs u MIEN.
          Ai has had eet een mah hed fur DAYZ AN’ DAYZ.

          “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas …”

          • 3heathens says:

            *sings off kee*

            “…Onlee a hippopotomus will duuuuu!
            Don’t want a doll, a dinky Tinker Toy
            I want a hippopotomus to play with and enjoy!”

            *hums*

            hmmmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmhhmmmmmhmmm-mmmmmm!

            Tanks fer teh eerwurm!

    • RRRRRRRR….. nao sho up. i wuz tryin to reply 2 flartus. man… wuz funneh 2. i wuz awl like shakespeer in lolspeek an had a goste an ever fing.

      i wud bang mah hed on da flore, butt dat just memind meh it needs a sweepin…

      • 3heathens says:

        ai wud bang wif yu, butt wud jes memin me of teh haus clenin ai shud be doin!!

        (yesh, wuz berry funneh, IBK…. awl shakespeer an ghostey an awl!! pwomise!!)

    • salleh says:

      well ob corse u iz habbin trubble wif ur postin IBK…….u iz in two partz…..ur self an ur ghosties…….u wate heer an ai’ll go fetcheses ur ghostie….an den we kan pputs teh 2 ob u togedder agin……

      HEY ANIWUN SEEED IBKZ’ GHOSTIE ??????

      dunot wurri IBK……we’ll getz u togedder agin ina hurri !!!!

  18. karen says:

    man, taht is wun beeg hare ball!!

  19. KC says:

    We iz da nucleeus

  20. diva says:

    Da kyoot iz reechin kritikul mass…

  21. Pittypat says:

    paging doktor zhivago, we has fown ur hat

  22. kathy` says:

    hehehehe i love kittens:)

  23. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    OMG!!!!!1! GREAT BIG FUZZY FLOOFY PILE O KYOOTNESS!!!1!!
    Must…….resist……urge……to………splort.

    **SPLOOOOOOOOORT** Oh Noes, epic fail.

  24. thatdaveguy says:

    TEH STATIC POWAH!! CRITICAL SPOLSION

  25. Cattoy says:

    evertime iz counts kittehs i gets diffrnt rezlts. somtimes 11, simtimes not. find de kittehs, where de be?!

    • julyisthebestmonth says:

      i engl…inlar…blowwded up dis pikchur and printed it.
      dere is at leest twelb kittehs, probly moar.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        There’re twelb? Ai counted awnlee ten.

        • julyisthebestmonth says:

          well, i WAZ drinkin an adult beberijj, but i tink a minamomomom, ob twelb. i tink.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Ai’m lukking at teh small vershun heer – but ai think maybee ai has seen 13.

            aummm – julyitbm – hao do yoo blow up teh pikchure an print it? Ai wud liek to do that, but ai don’t know hao.

            • julyisthebestmonth says:

              i nawt computer person, but i tries 2 say (w/o lolspeak)
              go to File, Print Preview, you will get, well, a preview, with an image the size of your computer’s default setting. At the top there is a box saying a percentage (or shrink to fit) w/ drop down menu of different percentages, say from 10% TO 500%. Chose one and it will immediately show you the change. When you press Print and get the little gray box, make sure to RE-ENTER pages 1 to 1 or you’ll get like 50 pages of comments and pictures at say 200% (pleh). Try it, and u can have beautiful new wallpapers (and use up your color cartridge very soon)!

    • 6ToedCatsRule says:

      Ahm countin leben fuzzy wuzzy snorggly mew mew ITTEH BITTEH TEENEH MORSELS OF FLOOFY NIBBLES TEH EARS KYOOTNESS……………..

      **SPLOOOOOOOOORT** damn der I goz agin.

  26. tammy allen says:

    they seh stop bweedin, sheltah fuhl ded kittehs
    whet blakeh

    • salleh says:

      excuse me tammy allen , am ai reeding that rite???? ai iz gonna tri to gib u teh benefit ob teh doubt….

      but u gotz wun sik sense ob hoomur or none at all….taht sort of meen finkin is naowt reely ‘preciated round heer an u shood eeder be nise or

      GO FAR AWAY AND STAY DER !!!!!

      we lov teh kittehz heer an pile of ded kittehz iz noawt nise imaj…

      no, ai takes bak teh benefit ob doubt……jest u go away !!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Yoo know, salleh – ai din’t hav ene idea hao to reed that – so ai thot ai wud just leaf it aloan.

        Ai still don’t know – what is “whet blakeh,” eneway? Teh idea ov “stop bweedin” iz fine – “sheltah fuhl” – offen sadlee too troo – but “ded kittehs?” Taht’s a reel downer. We awl knows – oh, hao we knows. But ai agree wif yoo – shudn’t reelee be sayed heer.

  27. philene says:

    heer iz a nys xampel uf an airyaaah rug wid lotz of wuderful floof n snuggleez.
    we cawl dis lyne da clouder.
    dis model iz a 40-footer AND it also feetures warmth, soft vibrayshins, n massaj.
    u may selekt frum difurint syzes n kolors.

  28. rodney dill says:

    Bleah… I gotta hair in my mouth

  29. Jennifer says:

    How come my rug fluff is never that cute?

  30. catalogical humor says:

    oh noes
    somewun dropped catnip in
    teh black hole
    an all teh kittehs got too klose

  31. kag says:

    Nao puts left paw on yellow cirkel

  32. D.R. says:

    Kitteh clonin a beeg suksess!

  33. miss foots says:

    Roomba, nao in kitteh floof!

  34. mary O'Spockn says:

    yikes i wus vote 666

  35. Komori says:

    A SEA OF CUTE FLOOFINEZ

  36. Tony says:

    Wow that is a huge pile of cats.

  37. Mateo says:

    Scientists discover largest concentration of cute in existance.

  38. Tommy says:

    i can has space???

  39. Ericka Crum says:

    Yo yo….how goes it home dogs…????
    What’s cracka-lackin??? lol
    Bark with me if ur my home dogs………
    Can I get a woof woof?
    Or an ARF would suffice…………….
    lol lol lol lol lol
    C ya’ll on da flip side…
    woohoooooooooo

  40. shana says:

    So CUTE! I love teh kitteh..


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