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Hassenfeffer marks the spot.
Ai thot u made hassessenfeffer wit Bugs Bunneh….. hmm….
hao long till i not be NOOB?i haf been posting foar about 4 days
nobudde here N00b hunnee.
I been here since April.
DIS SITE IS ALMOST ONE YEERS OLD!!!!!
ZOMG!!!
WHERE CAEK?
WHERE PARTAY HATS?
WHERE STREEEEMERS?
alkehawl?
Ai’ve onlee been heer since teh end ov August - an it’z onlee recentlee taht ai stopped feelin liek a noob.
But yes - what ar we gonna do to celebrayte? An hao? Sumthin spehsul must bee dun.
But - speekin ov speshul - has ebbrebuddee luked at the Burgerz Krissmuss video fur us - ober awn the rite collum under “News frum (burgers).” It’s verree kyoot and charming. Hartwarming, ai wud eve say.
Onlee recentlee u stopped fellin liek noob?
U IS ICHC too ME, Janet. Dat juss blows mee awai.
*lubs teh JCH4K*
we shud hab a celebrashun on Janooary 11, 2008
One Year Anniverseree, right?
i gots 3 wurds 4 mah cheezfrenz:
KON.
VEN.
SHUN.
i keeps sayin it. we needs lolcat/cheezfren konvention. prolly nawt enuff time 2 picks rly gud spot. k. ennybuddy volunteers dare backs yard? we all kornverge on da same Macky Ds? mebbe sum ob us can webcam in. cause hard 4 sum cheezfrenz 2 trabbels long way wif short notiss. sum ob us gotz jobs. sum of us gotz NEW jobs. (YAAAY! u know hu i meens.) or fambly. or pets. nawt allways eezee 2 picks up an leeves ona jerney.
Les du it!!!
If it be sumwere awn da wes coast uv USA ai can prolly go…
Yeah, eye ben finkin konventionally, 2. A lot–Ifn wii doan gits togever, I’ll jus hafta kill myself.
(i meens dis metaforkically, ob corse…[sish languish results from havin bean aroun 2 menny teenagerz.])
Ai tink we mite need a braekaway mini-confecshun fore teh Brit cheezfrens; Lahndahn, mebbee?
Ommguh! Yookay konvenshun wud be teh orsumz. Sumwar ner wayels, plz? Or ner gud trayn leins, plz?
Wher in Wayls R yu? Tehre R dyrek trayns form Swonzee an Carediff to Lundun (Ai’m abowt haffwai alawng taht lyn)
ai fink….. (luk oawt peepulz shez finkin agin…..be afrade be bery afrade…
taht teh anser ifn we wantz to hab a kon-ven-shun….iz noawt to hab WUN kon-ven-shun…..an wee wantz to do it reel soon, at leeest fur teh furst won……
we cood hab 4……wun awn teh westy coast, wun ina midwesty ,wun awn teh eest coasty an wun in teeny tiny Ingerland……
den we prolly cood hab tehm in teh backyard ob sumwun….
oh no doubt about it, ai wood profiur to hab uz AWL getz togedder….but taht wood takez loawtz ob time an plannin……but ifn we doez a impromptu wun…….haz to maek it moar accessable to peepulz….
datz mi idear…….
dats sum gud finkin, salleh. moar dan wun site. sheesh. wai I no finks ob dat?
butt we gotz cheezfrenz awll obers. like typinrnawtaktibism… duz we has menny frenz down unners? hard 4 meh 2 tell… i fink so we need site down unners 2. we gotz frenz in jermenny an japan.
we can has koordinayshun?
Dat wud be orsum. I finx wi shud all hab kon-ven-shun all ober da wuld. Den wi mek viddy-yo linx and wave hihis at eesh odder.
Ambycat - I are frm teh abber-wrist-wiff. But I has a plan.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=16294005643
If menni pplz join diss, I go mek kon-ven-shun in MiddWayels.
Sersh ‘LOLcat Convention UK’ on Fessbuk. I has groop mayd. If menni pplz join, I mek a kon-ven-shun in MiddWayels.
Prumiz.
YESH! We can has liek da “Yuri’s Night” space partees! Dey has whirled wied partees awn same day to sellabrayt furstee man in spayce!
So mebbee we CAN has mennee parteez awn wun day, sum in Cali R Vaygass, an in OK R Denbrrr, an in Shycargo an NooYawk an Jorja an Canada an Brrrzil an London an Jerminnee an Afreeca an Ozstraylya an ub corse Hiwhyee!!!
Dat wood RAWK!!! An eben Fark duz it, but has meet n greets in menee playsis awn diffrint days…
Member dat tyme wen…. Lolcategorical welcombs from noob me,
“NOOB” are statez of mind. If you thinx you noob, you noob. If you thinx you not noob, you not noob.
iz troo: I jumpt in jest a foo wks ago, an I nebber told N E bunny taht I wuz a n00b, an nobunny ebber cawld mii a n00b. Ushuallly, ICHC pillars(lyke JCH4K), an odder hunny-bunnyz will notize a new “face” in de crwd, an say a few werds ob welkum. Eben wen teh first-tyme posters make untoward-ish commints, peepz aR ushually prittey nyce…(esp. Janet, hoo trys two mayke ebberybunny feal wecume…
wen I furst discovered ICHC, I lubbed teh pichers an caps, an tehn I wuz blown away by teh awl teh smahrt, cleber peepz talking…so mush WIN sooo w00t-y. Wear did awl dese funny, funny peepz cuome fr.? Well, eye iz naugt rlly known 4 impulse-kontroll, so eye just hopped rite in, an tried to keep up wiff teh odder bunnyz, an pritty soon eye wuz outta kontroll heer.
Soe, Kwazy, yU iz heer jus lyke teh rest ob us is heer—wii doan use teh “N” wurd—juz B yoreself an hab funn, hunny bunn.
NO! Kitkay? Tellz mee iz nawt tru? Onlee few weeks??!?
I amz soo mush lyk whut u deescribe: I lurk, an lurk, an lurk….. ai wuz so berry intimmydayted at furst: awl teh funneh, smart peeplz here!! Well, den, mai ADHD tuk obber an, well, here ai amz!
ICHC peepz, ai caint quit choo! LOL!! Ai haz udder messaj bord ai’m s’ppsed tu be moniterrin’…… u kno - givven de a$$vice an keepin der peece…. but, ai lykes it here betta!
*scuffs toe inna durt and blushz*
oh hai “3″ !!! u hab teh ADHD …..mee too …..n ai suspekz kitkay ifn she haz teh impuls controll problemz……
*lukz up in buk*
sez heer ADHD oar ADD, 1) poor impuls kontrol…..an so on an so forth…….
an Janet mi gud fren………..pillar ob ICHC…indeed…..ALMOSTEST beginz to cover u……u fren to ebberywun awn teh site…….
we cood startz a Janet fan club……
*wispurrs*
shhh! Plz tu nawt tell mai heethens: dey tink it daddeh’s fawlt!
Wii lib an breev ADHD ‘roun heer! *giggle* amung ovver fings, dat iz!
Yep - ai’m all 4 teh ‘We Lubb Janet’ fan club!!
Whew!!! Trai-ing to find a playce to speek heer . .
Furst - thanx, Kathleen, fur yur lufflee thot. Ai has difficultee believing enebuddy wud think ai wuz a pillar - but thank yoo. Ai haz sum major flawz regarding teh pillarhood - an if ai hav clefurlee disguised tehm so peeple don’t notice so mutch GUD!!!
Fur mee, teh pillars haz alwaiz been Melissa, Teho, stend, D Marie and Ambercat. A couple moar - naymes escaping at teh moment (nawt enuff coffee yet!). an tehn there iz teh big level ov teh verree funnee and original thinkers - liek Jack Deth, Patrick, DivaGeek, Tribble, lcb - an ai shud stop nao, for there ar menee an ai don’t want to hurt teh feelingz ov those inadvertentlee left out.
Ai is less on a pillah tahn yu, JCH4K; Ai oenlee started postin in Octember! Ai jus snuk in, lyk Kitkay, an pertended Ai’d awlwais bin arown!
So com on, KKL, no needs to be shai - we iz awl in teh saym bote rilly an jus maekin it up as we goe alawng! Yu can LOLspeek oar playn speek, wutebber seems rite fore yu. If tehre’s sumfink yu donut get or dunot unnerstans jus aks; yu get kynd an halpful answers heer (Ai tink taht’s mai favrit apspek ob tihs site!) an, wen we can fyn it, a link to teh wutebber set taht pertiklar running joek goin! Teh oenlee “rool”, well moer ob a gydlyn rilly, is “Play Nice” (Or wun ob teh Mommah cats dose teh “sadlee disappoynted voce”!)
Oh, an Hi to Emii - Ai tink yur a gnu “fayce” heer too. Glad yu cud com an joyn us!
iz hert….
jk!! cudden resists.
datz OK IBK……..we can jest go an sit ina tree oar sumfin…
*sniff*
*maeks teh saddy fase……..*
*luks at IBK wif de ‘mommeh sadly dissapoynted vois’ fer hurtin sallehs feelers*
*giggle* cudden resist dat wun, effer!!
(wun ob owr faborit jokes inna hauz is ‘doan luk at me in taht tone ob voyce!)
Herro Ambycat! I be noo, but long tiem wothcha.
WOT? CROSS HARE!!! ><;;
Is eester awlreddy? But ai’s nawt mayd mai gnu yeer resomolushuns yet!
Ai has. Ai just uses mai list frum last yeer.
Juss wonce, I wuk liek to be able to scratch off a resoultion frum last yeer’s list because I completed it.
*sigh*
lose weight…git in shape…exercise moar…eat better…oye.
Ai know!! Ai reelee got a serious cayse ov the gigglols a couple ov yeers ago when ai fownd a resolushun list frum at leest 10 yeers ago - and NUTHING had chanjed - maiself inkluded.
ai hab nevver in mi lif maed a resolushun list…….ai hab allus figgured ai waz stuk wiff bein me…….
*sigh*
Nawt mee!!! Ai am convinceded taht ai can becom a bedder purrson if ai awnlee trai hard enuf! Ai just needz to luk at mai list (to bee found sumwhar in teh teetering piles) an ai noes what ai hav to do!
I made a resolushun in 1988 to neber maek anudder gnu yeer resolushun…and ai kep it eber since…easy peasy!
i lubs teh ironikality ob dat, kat, ebbery yeer yU keepz yor revolushun, but nebber maykes won.
Dis year, Iz gonna gain weight an exercise less. I figger dose iz resomalushuns I can keep!
Not gonna start smokin tho.
Iz truf….
iz gonna noms whuts i wants. iz gonna sleep long as i wants. not gonna dew howse kleenin. or pay bills. gonna ware whutevs - hu doan likes it can AVERT their gaze.
backs 2 reel life. i gonna noms whut i wants. da rest ob dat nawt gonna made it 2 mah new eers list.
eye lyke yer finking, dc, i fink i’ll go fore teh same goalz: necks yeer, I kin feel prowd ob my sukkess!!!
(I agree bout teh smokin, 2. Iz teh pleh!)
Winning iz 4 winners!!!!!
tee hee
I not be tryin’ to brag, but so proud I kwit the smokin de stinky cigs dis year. Mai kittehs so happy 2. No more paw steppin in full ashtray, or when kitteh chase tru de house ashtrays upset and butz go flyin. Wasn’t new year resulution, didn’t kwit til Auguust, butz still proud. Smoked for 20 yearz .
eye iz proud ob joo, gc–berry, berry proud!!! after tweetie yrs!! Beegest Kongrachulakaions!!!
Dat iz da AWESUM!!! Can be hard to kwit dat nastee habit, I glad yoo stopt!
I stawpt aftur I had da penumonya. I wuz lukee, after twenny yeers on an awf, I jus put dem down an stawpt. Nawt want coffcoff sik yuk NE moar. Nao is 8 yeerz laytur, I still nawt smokin!
I glad yoo kwit, pls to stay kwit an feel good an has moar munnees fur uvver tings! Yay yoo!!!!!
dey awsum iff u duzzint mind a littel hare….
3-way tie 4 nawt sekkint! YAY!!
joynt sellebramayshun! Laydess, shall we cut to teh chays an goe strayt to teh nawty barn? Ai’ll cawl Daniel Craig, Missy can yu fix teh martoonies an Itteh mebbee yu cud bring teh nibbuls?
Agreed….best day evah…adopted new family member, lil man who is 4 months old saved from a high-kill shelter in West Vergeenya AND den gets NS shared wit 2 cheezfrens…BEST!
nawty barn it iz!! iz bringin caviar. or izzit whippeh creem? i getz dem mixt up…
IBK…..ai forgotted wat u do fur a libing …but u shood fink about beeing a stand up comicllly
i r data analyst. (luks rly rong wen i spells it diffrent. 2 mutch a-n-a-l… nawt enuf l-y-s-t. typed it cuppla times. had 2 goes backs an spells it korrektleh.)
i doan finks so i tippickal 4 dat posishion. iz rly huggeh an toucheh an sentimentels. iz total gurl. da skweeemish 2. fot so kompewters wer da BO-RING wen i were in junier collidje.
so whut i duz 4 libbin?
1) iz in departmint wif gais.
2) wurk wif kompewter. i rite da sql. (sql nawt fownd in naytchure. iz “query” langwidge 2 ask kompewter for data.)
3) mah companeh duz da helf inshurints. (gud fing i no handel clayms. iz real crybaby. useta crai ober da clayms till i fots ob prayin 4 da members. eetch peese ob paper iz hyoomin soul wif conserns or prollems. after prayin ober da clayms, i craiied lots less. nao i doan getz clayms.) (k. i still craiis wen i heers fings bowt da members an whuts deir lifes like an awll dat…
i honnistleh doan knows dat i cud bees standup. i berry eezeh blush an crai. can see beeg disasters dare. lotsa vegetibles lobbed at stayge… niagara ob teers… (iff u nawt from states - niagara is waterfall. nuffin 2 dews wif viagra. nuffin. at awll. so storp dat rite nao. kwit laffin.)
wayt… mebbe dares anser heer… e-standup! i can dew standup from comfert ob my chare. peter ustinov sayd he signed up 4 drivin tanks in da war cause if he hadta go 2 battle, he were goin 2 go sittin down!! i will do my standup sittin down.
“an da wissel go woooo-woooo” fanks u, salleh, 4 poynte meh in rite direkshion.
well… i mite made dat my fird choyce, da e-standup. plz nawt 2 feel bad. my sekkint choyce for carear, if dis job i gotz go south, is… ( u knows iz gud wun…!!)
animal massage therepist. whuts nawt awsum bowt dat? i wud get da munneh 4 pettin sumuvverbuddy pets!! an whuts da komplaints iz, hm? no oberhedds. i getz dem bring aminals 2 mah howse.
liek u sayed couple posts agow in anuvver lolpic in anuvver uniberse… mah tangent, let me sho u it.
ibk - ai lubs yoo lods an lods!!!!!
And Skye iz sitting awn mai buubs, an he lubs yoo toooooo!
I lubs SQL. I put all my data neatly in teh boxes. All stored, all nice an tidy, then someone asks me a qwestion, and I tell computer my qwestion, and if I word it right, Computer looks at all my data and gives me the anser! Much tidier than all that paper was.
Is kewl stuff. Lerned how to use it (12 years ago), got new job (8 yrs ago) improved my life to no end.
Best part - somebuddy else wrote the SQL stuff, I just manipulate it.
I don’t even worry when someone steals my mechanical pencil any more.