has you ever danced
wif da devil in da pale moonlight?
critics say, it’s teh excellent line
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Teh devil iz poysin!
Ai has been rackin mai braynes fur a good nawt seckund dans 4 u, bud ai cudden’t think of ani.
So – haow is dis?
We pud on teh myoosic “A Nite on teh Bayre Mowntain” bai Mussorgsskee an we all do teh eeeeeeeevilll witchy-type dansin?
*twily, whirl, leep
eeeeeeeeeeeevil laffter*
OK, typo – shud be “twirrly whirrly leep”
Typin too kwik fur mai brayne heer.. kthxbai!
Fank u vairy mush, dats luvlee danse moosik, handicat! Is vairy evok-a-tiv!
Oar purrhaps teh “Dants Macabre” bai Saynt Saens?
*whurl wif ebil ai*
*trip over caip, fall down*
*headstage*
Allso luvlee moosikan vairy appro….aproo….jus rite fur teh picshure kitteh!
(An izznt it hawrd tu speak teh LOLFranch??)
I cannt evven speke reguler Franch, nebbermine teh LOL part.
*feels whurly jus thinking abowt it*
Eeez no to be whirly… Ze streets of Paree has beaucoup kittehs dining on ze cheezburgaire. Ze LOLfrench, she eez just like ze regular fransh, except more… how you say… au jus.
donts muhcobb?
Je non parles pas le Grenoille….
(jay non pawpa la granwee!)
jonn bateest grawn wee? lahh purr foom?
(eelah oon savurr!)
ai gowt mai blu dress on!
Debil wif teh bloo dress, bloo dress, bloo dress
Debil wif teh bloo dress on!
[puts on red spandex debble unitard w/fake tale attached to hiney]
[snaps fingers to summon Billeh Idol-type nawtybois wearing blak lether]
Burn baby burn
[stomps cloven hooves]
Disco inferno
[plays air pitchfork]
OK, that’s enuf. I tired now. Nawtybois must run off to kitchen and fix snak tray to nomnom and pitcher of chilled tankeray martoonies for all us lolfrens to consume an recover from xhaustg danse.
That’s with LEMON twist, NOT olive!!!
oh mai pawed! Tessie, yew r mai knew best frend!!!! ( ifn ya wanna b) dat wuz effin beeoutiful : )
*ah lyke tew keep a lawrge groop ov bestest frends sew we must remeber tew brings bunches ov martoonies*
*alsew dons sexy red attire*
*bangs head ov lusious lawng awburn hair*
*stamps clovin hoof*
rawrks awn!
OK, I wil be yer best lolfrend, but in return…
You must help make important desizzion:
Should snaktray be bittersweek chonklit based?
Or caviar based?
Or purrhaps sumthing involving larj quantities of melted chz??
What to do, what to do…
(all others feel free to pawfer suggestions)
melted cheese is alwais a plus. I awlsew njoi caviar.
Ah no! I bring da caviar an crakers an champagne an froot. joo bring da chips an cheese dip, an mabee sum drinkies???
and wii shulde reqwest
the otters tew bwing da choklits. Amber cat is gude at choklit
Princess an Tessie, Iz heer wif teh choklit! Choklit iz mah faborite fud groop.
I hab lubly choklit frum awl ober teh whirled.
Letz start wif sum extra smoove milky choklit frum Belgium. I hab anudder smoove kreemy won heer frum Switzyland.
I can has a nibble ov SwitzyCheeze, plz?
*sips martoonie*
Mebee u wud liek to taste dis organic bittursweet frum Souf Merika?
Fur teh hard kore choklit lubbers, I hab an 85% cocoa frum heer in USA.
I maeded u a flowerless choklit torte dat melts in ur mouff.
U mite wanna add a dollop ov dis freshly whipped kweem. Teh kweem iz nawt ober whipped, an habs a tiny tiny hint ov cimmaninn.
Cheers!
For teh seazun, we needs Fondoo. Mit Emmenthaler cheez n wite wine, n crunchy toastee bitz n frootz to dip. I also contru… contibb… BRINGZ Godiva choklits, in teh name of savin self frum obberindugince.
Oh maii, this bee sum eglelent partee going awn. ai hoep there’s sum left – but teh cheezfrenz ar so nice an alwayz brings plentee . . .mmmmmmmm starting wif teh cheez fondoo (deLISHush) an moobing awn to the flowerless choklit torte(wcnow). (Wai romeow – it IZ melting in mai mouf!!) *sips martoonie too* Teh tthoc is jeenyus!
Cheers to awl!!
Dis bee wun ob teh nisest parties ai has bin tu, ebber.
Yus guise has teh bestest snaks, an so sofisticayed, tu!
Maykes mee eben wunt tu trai teh dansing, aldo ai ewshually do nut do eet.
Oh myz! Dis iz awfully sofisticated for someone who voluntarilee choze “Disco Inferno” muzik!
Howz about we go for a win win?
Teh caviar, fondue, an purrhaps some gooey Bree chz n warm crusty bred to go wif teh martoonies…
DEN teh chonklit goodies wif teensie cups of essssssspressssso…
An den…
HEY!! Hoo brawt doze orange Cirkus Peenutz candy in here??!
Mustuv been wun of teh nawtybois
[mutters]
So hard to get good help deze dayz…
nom nom nom y’all! wii has da bestest parties heer!
could it be … SATAN ???
( does church lady ’superior dance’ )
well……isn’t…..that…….SPECIAL
Could it be…
SANTA?!
beaderoftheland is diseilxic!
But we know, dyslexics better do it!
I dunno if Santa is ebil…. but he duz watch little kids wen der sleepin, an brayks into houses an stuff…
oh oh stend…..ai joynz u in teh churchladies superior danse…..ai hab practiseded that wun….
*shuffle hipz swing to teh leff*
*shuffle hipz swing to teh rite*
*shuffle hipz swing round ina sircle, round ina sircle, round ina sircle*
*JAZZ HANZ*
ai hab maed jazza hanz mi tradey merk….
u will n oes me bi mi jazz hanz….
an teh falwing down……
*sigh*
also gud dansr. but teh flamie bitz hert mah handz. . .
Evil Kitteh should join forces with Hell’s Gate Keeper Kitteh (a few pictures ago) and sweep fire and damnation across the planet….unless, of course, we bribes dem with tuna…
doze iz berry powrfl kittehs. dey wantz da bribez ob toona AMD da cheezburgerz. Udderwise, dere wil be teh hell tupayz.
hell’s toupee? teh debbil is bawld? Hoo noo!
Evil Kittehs can be subood by folowin passage from gud buk: YAY, tho it is ritten that wen teh evil Kitteh come upon the land teh hoomins shall subdoo himz wit chin rubbinz, head noogies an tail scritchez. Cast teh evil sprit out an have kyoot cudly haus cat fer to keep teh toes warmz on col nites. Can ah git a hay….hali…. hooza…..Amen!!
halley-looyah, brudder (oar sistur!) !!!111!!
Yea, but before de chin rubs and head noogies take effect on dese demonic spawn (not to mention my bleeding head and hands from trying!), we must prepare for many trials and tribul…tribu…, um, tribbles that will sear our souls; we must beseech Ceiling Cat to guide us and help us through this cat-aggeden….
(Excuse me, gotta answer phone – its my priest; I’ve been excommunicated…)
don’t wurry we can has our own church of the ceiling cat.
meow meow.
Oh grate seeling cat,
Ooh yu are sow big,
so inkrediblee hughj
Gosh we’re awl impressded daun here.
izzat MP???? oar izzat Peter Cook an Dudley Moore????
an we must memembers to fanks kittekat…
he sayed sumfing close 2 dis:
betterer lurve haves no buddy dan 2 takes da blames 4 whut sumuvverbuddy did rong. so memember meh an i bees dere wif u.
ittehbittehkitteh – taht is . . . just berree byootifully put. Indeed – kittekat. . .
fanku, janet.
I agrees wiht Janet, IBK.
Taht was beyootiful. Fankoo.
Tribbles! Dayz da kyootest lil fings. But thay iz trubble. Ai noes dis cuz ai seed it onda teebee!
Wii styll payin fur drezzin da kittehz up een de coztumez fur Crizmaz!
Iz diz da brudder uff da kitteh een da cabinetz?
Domyuntink Ai is pritty?
Dat kitteh be sayin “Ai wuz sleepin! Donnt trurn lytz on and skeerz mee lak dat!! Ai getz eben wif yu!!!!!” Debil kitteh will reetrunz.
WTF? CATman??!? wus eggspectin BATman!!!
Noaw, noaw, is jokahcat. Jokahcat not eggspectin batman. Batsy waitinz jokahcat wif goo music. Uneggspehded tngo wid batsyman leads jokah to prishun. Batsy savededs da day. Errr… da night. Goo nght.
Hey I used teh same capshun 4 a similar pic an it din evn maek it to voting pg
yes. we dansed (i can heers da grones) da hokus-pokus. he putsed his leff horn in, an his leff horn owt…
awwww, ibk, ai clik awn yur link an seed yur nyu yeer gift tu the cheezfrenz. *snif* iz byootyfill! yu iz teh kreeyatib. fank oo *snif!*
an ai wich yu a berry wunderfulz an hapi nyu yeer tuu!
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Ai allso sees tihs an fink it is awsun an fill wif teh WIN!
Happpi Noo Yeer, IBK!
Waht a magnom opus tihs is! I joyned up wif teh maispaits jus to congradumalate yu.
oh IBK……dat eaz ….dat waz…..oh teh fooey….ai dont hab teh werdz fur wat dat waz…..
ok tri agin……FABULOSO !!! MAGNIFIO !!!! STOOPYPENDUS !!!!!
ai hab loawng suspekeded taht u had teh grate talunt, now ai noes fur sur !!!!!
shood go swon in teh annu-ulz ob …..um sumfin !!! as teh grate varieti sho f 2007…..wat a nise wai to endz teh yeer……
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an ********SMOOOO *********
fu gud luk !!!
Such wunderfull kreeativ yoose ob teh LOLspeek ai has nebber seed befoar.
U rok, IBK!
IBK!!!! dat wuz da bestest knew yeers wish ebur!!!!
luv,
mu
Tank U berry muches fur teh talent show. Was epic win.
fanks u so mutch. dat make meh feel so happeh.
i cudden finks ob enny fings else i cud made 4 mah frenz. i can knitts, butt i duzzent finks so ever buddy wants swetter vests…
nao memembers: i dint indlued- inklewd- *sigh* i dint sho AWLL mah lolfrenz. i has 2 dew sumfings 4 dems 2. uvverwise nawt fare. (an u knows iz awll bouts da fareniss.) (kinda.) (u knows. i 4 fareniss wen wurk owt MAH way…!)
()()()()()() schmoo()()()()()()
hm. doan exakleh dats da way, but i finks so is bloowin smoos…
()()()()()() schmoo ()()()()()() back at you dear =:o)
ibk – ai haz put awn menee a talent show in mai lief – but ai don’t think wun ov them has come even cloase to yurs. Teh liting – the dramatic effektz – teh talent – teh ebbrything – tuk mai bref awai.
This waz just simplee grate!!! Mai hanz ar awl sore frum awl teh clapping.
Mai hart iz awl warm and fuzzee naw!!
fanksu, so mutch, janet. an heers sum lotion 4 ur pitty pats.
Won uf de best eveh–pic and capshun!
Ew.
I iz skeeerd!
kittehs ais is skeery
ilu catman !
I found ur soul, but then I eated it.
Kthx bai
=O
My Soul…
He Eated It.
-_-“ Damn!
…iz whut ai sai 2 all mai prey.. i jus liak teh sound ov et.
ot – ain’t no f’n wai!!1! teh jokah iz kriminal dat killed bruce waynz parrents. ef batmanz killz him, he gots no reasons 2b batmanz no moar.
alfred – suh, arnt u goona fyt bad guyz 2dai?
bruce waynz – eh maibe tomorrowz – ai gots teniz dait – kthxbai
Fweedom juss round teh corner fur u
Butt wif troof so far orf, wat gud will it do?
Jokerman danse to teh niteingale tune
Burd fli hi bai teh lite ov teh moon
Oh…Jokerman.
Romeow – loverlee!
niktaytin’ kitteh is….niktaytin’….
teh poysin oranj vampier wantz yer bluds
No, but I’z dansed beeneeth teh dymond sky wif won hand wavin free….
(I’ll humm a few bars, and maybe you can fake it)
Bob Dylan reference FTW
swum topless in the azure sea?
*snortle*
Wut u doin wif teh odder hand?
payjin Father Damian Karras…Father Damian Karras plz reeport bak to ICHC post hayste.
“What an egzilent day foar an exersizm, Fathur.”
“u meens u wud enjoy an exersizm?”
“O…imenzlee, fatehr…it wud bring us kloasr togetehr”
“U an d raygun?”
“No…you and us.
No, but I trai enethink wunce!
I trai it twice, cuz da furst tiem mita bin F’d up!
have you ever tried on your mother’s foundation garments, timmy?
Airplane ref FTW!
yoo yungsturs hav it eesy!!1! wen i waz in da warr we had no inturweb, no teevee, no plaistayshun, and katneep waz rashoned…
we had to get up Bfore we went to bed an walk 15 myls inteh snoe. Up hill, bofe wais…..
U onwee had to walk 15 miles ina snow?
Dats nuffin…well, wen Iz waz a kiddlet…
we nebber had skool…
dat’s de wai it wuz, an’ wee lieked it!
evr sunk ur teef in a mawsie neck juss 2 wachh him dye?
this dance wouldn’t be lasting very long; pointy ends would be showing and look at those teeths!
paging dr. tinycat
dr. tinycat to the er immediately with lots of band aids
wit ponees awn!
and hello kitty too!
Ai has Chocokitteh band aydes, tu. Ai cans bring dem alawng for dose hoo lykes teh dark kittehs!
ah, teh hello kitteh… fer doze hu lieks *manly* bandadez
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7162876.stm
Keep pointy ends awai from mah pale moon plz… kthxbai.
Looks like the evil puppet CHUCKY from Childs Play xD
the Romulans will enter the war !!
Tudai izz a gud dai tu die!
Wait… dat beez da Klingonz dat sayed dat.
Nebber mynd.
I haz never danst wif teh devil in teh moonlite, but I haz pickt mah feeties in Poughkeepsie.
Popeye Doyle FTW!
wei kan danz ef u wan to wei kan lev ur freins behin caus ur freinz doan danz an ef dey doan danz dey no freinz o mein
“Saftey Danze” ?????
Ai lubs dat bideo…. *sigh*
Der kan B ony 1 pozzible anzer 2 dis CAPSHUN and dat IZ:
“AAAARGH! Matey!”
Mai pwessus!
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no, but wunce i gave crp 2 a gye hoo turnd out 2 onlee b drunk.
Dis nudder wun uff Schrodinger’s sperimentz?
uh, hello kitty…i mean…uh…u 2 scaree.
im outta hear.
Hmm. Ebil cheezburger-eateding troll gotz meh nao. Es messtirry.
dis kitteh be dantzin wif da divil tonite! imz teechin him to tango de roxane! and he payin in dblchzbrgers…..wif estra cheez! is good deals…if i learn hims gud, i gets to run heeeeell pit number 5! which is the tropical place for all the bad snow lovers. they get to melt in their parkas and stoof! darn polar bers
Will yoo offer up yor neck to da woof wiv da red red rozis?
LOL, dat de lien awn ma hubbee’s awn-lien profile dat bringed us togedder! Cuz I sed YES! An he offerd me his teef…. mmmmmmmm
Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
U BET’CHA! .. but one time only, more’s the pity!]
….. a little song fur yer dancing plez’ur….
Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
Put your arms around him and hold him tight
Give up 2 the feeling and don’t try 2 fight
He wants your soul and he wants it 2night
Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
Put your arms around him and hold him tight
Close your eyes 2 love and die
Ahhh, Slayer has been LOLd.
Is he yours?
Hilarious!
That cat… he looks like my cat. Strikingly. Moustache is smaller. I’ve definitely seen that expression before, though!
Stp de prez, whoz dat?
of course i has kitteh.
why! i iz late to do so nao!!!
Demon Cat says
come in, i stealz ur sole
posesed kitteh….. oooooooo……O_O
Diz iz a kool kitteh an reelly reelly kool capshunz! Lufs et!
he got that from tap defense