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Trussrippers will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the laws!
Elebenty plehzillion cheezbergers to teh furst wun who knows teh ref.
Trespassers W.
(Ai not no ref, butt maykes mee tink ob teh sine owtside Owl’s howse in Winee ther Pooh.
iz piglitz howse. wuz hiz granfadder. trespassers w, short for trespassers will, short for tresspassers william.
Dat’s rite! I tink wuz an ole sine in frunt of hims house dat sed “Trespassers will be prosecuted”, but all dat wuz leff wuz “Trespassers will”. I had furgotteded awl abowt dat!
Fank yew, teenie, fur claryfying taht. Ai mus goes bak an re-reed to keap mai memry freshur!
Hi Maus, mush conkatulations on yr premier tyme fur Top Spot!
Eye went tu Google tu luk up yr ref, an yr commentz iz alreadee dere! Lizted on de page az a referenz! De internetz iz mazing fas plaz!
Interesting. I imagine Google trolls sites like ICHC constantly due to the high visit volume. I “pre-Googled” my phrase to see if there was a reference, but there wasn’t. It is, admittedly, a bit obscure, but perhaps not to ICHC friends of “a particular age”.
judge dredd?
Firesign Theatre ref?
DingDingDingDingDing… FTW! I’ll start cookin teh bergers…
Mai advanced age, let me show u. ACCCKKKK!!!!
Mee tu, mai fren. Wehre was yoo *coughcoughthirtycoughcough* yeers ago?
Thirty? no, it kuld nawt be. Wuz in process of dropping out ob kollege and gwin to werk. Went baks to skool several years later wen iz learn de value of a dayz werk and that ebery daze highlight wasn’t at 420. Butz dem wuz fun daze tho. Ah, to be kitten again.
Therez a line like this in the Firesign Theater, “Don’t Crush that Dwarf…”, etc. I think it’s in “High School Madness”.
Bonus Bergers fer Tessie! I’m gonna bee cookin all day I fink. It’s gud too see a few ov us are still aroun.
Donot encurage me or Iz mite start singin teh Porgy Tirebiter song:
“He’s a student like you..”
[Like me?]
“He’s a student like you…”
[Stop singing and finish your homework!]
Aw Mom, isn’t that bridge built yet?
Aw. c’mon Tessie. Les sing wif The Android Sisters (Pomona, Covina and Laverne):
Porgy Tirebiter!
He’s a spy and a girl delighter,
Orgie Firefighter!
He’s just a student like you.
If you’re looking for a Captain of the Ringball Team,
You can bet he won’t be there.
You’ll find him pa-popping off at Pop’s Sodium Shoppe,
Tr-trailing a Red, with red hair.
Doobie doo-wah…
Porgy Tirebiter!
Just a student like you!
[standing ovation]
[cheers w/entrenching tool]
And donot furgit the mural depickting the heroick struggle of teh littel guys to finish the mural!
[old]
“Oh.. No, that woman’s trying to kill me-”
Woohoo! Let’z heer iz
4 “Don’t Crush Dat Dwarph. Handz Meh
t3h Plyurrz!” Uddurr
Syde ubz album iz
“Inz t3h Nezz Wurldz Urz Awn
Urz Oawn!”. Much phunnee!
Awllso fan ubz “Nikk
Daynjurr, Thurd Iee” andz himz kewst
4 “Reeekay Reekoko”
Jack.
Nao yu are talkin a plezillion brain cells ago! Dun go in dere, ’s’dark, ‘n dere mite be spydrs!
It’s The Hour of the Wolf News…
Big light in sky slated to appear in east.
Sonic boom scares minority groups in Sector C.
And there’s hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.
Those are the headlines; now for the rumors behind the news…
Sarge: “Where’s Pico and Alverado?”
Pico: “Right here, Sarge. We’ve been shooting
Reds and Yellows all day long and we’re
ssssssssso sleeeeeeeppppyyy!”
Jack.
Mek that;
“To teh fullest extent of the CLAWS!”
Prosecutors will be violated.
Trussrippers will be clawed!!
Servivers will be clawed agin!!!
oh noes…wiff 6-toad pause?
polydactylizm iz so poynty (as appoast too “poyntless”)
Terspassers will be eggspearminted upons
mmm…eye lykes spearmint…bud eye doan knoe iffn it goes wiff eggs so gud?!!??!
Trussrippers will be persecuted to teh fullest extent of teh PAWS!
Mine!!!!11
Dis deefeecult trezpazzur apprehend!
wich wun tresspassnig?
help me wid wat ai seeing - iz dis wun or two kittehs?
Iz wun kitteh…I nose cuz it iz MAH kitteh!!
Oh Roisin - it IS yur kittheh. He luks just liek mai beloved Florian, hoo went over the bridge 2 1/2 yeers ago. He wuz 20 and wuz borned in mai bed next too mai leg. An he had sawft silkee fur, an amaizing white belllee an pawz - an the moast beyootiful pink nose an lips an pawpads ever. an ai luved him wif awl mai hart.
Sasha. Can yoo tell us sumthing about im pleeze? What ar the cyoot thingz he duz - an so on.
Iz wun kitteh. Wait till himz findz out himz just captured himzownself. Meowch!
Maybe fullest extent ob da paws?
I does Trussripper’s Polka 4 joo not bein second, Maus.
Step, step, step HOP
step, step, step, Trip and Fall
Sum dais bedder dan odders. Congrats anyway.
Hey Maus….whut woood u lik fur ur “noawt secund danse ?”
maybe a break danse ???dis kitteh lukz lik he doin taht “hed spin”
Congradyashunz awn ur nawt secund !!!!
Fank you. It iz mai furst nawt secund.
In taht case - ai’m pullin owt awl the stopz an doing 32 fouettés en tournant just fur yoo. Ai’m starting upstage center an endin up dawnstage rite. OK - I’m off!!
* fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté
fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté
fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté
fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté fouetté*
Ta Daaaaaaaaaaaa! Just fur yoo, Maus!
o boi, Ai m dizzee juss frum finkin abowt alladem turnz!
w00t, w00t fur maus!!!
yeah…yore knot-sekondeth, knot sekond!!
saevs teh lastest dants 4 me, kkk? kthxbai.
Ai tink iz de ferred, kum fur revendje.
iz nawt jest behbeh kitnz hoo playz wiff der talez……
do u fink he noes itz hiz ????
When my oranj kitteh was a bebbeh she would bat Yogi kitteh’s tayl, she wus
fascinated by it and would follow it eberywhure it was bery funneh to watch and quite
annoying for Yogi kitteh
de bestest kitteh toy iz nodder kittehs tail.
I yoosed to has kitteh dat wud chase hims tale down teh stares. Bump-de-de-bump-de-de-bump-de-de-bump THUD!
Ai alwaiz wundered about dis… sometimez kittehs act normal (”normal” for kittehs anyway), an den sometimez dey attackz tale. Wun of mine yusta bite her tale so hard she cried. Don’t dey know they have a tale? Or dey know but sometimez furget? Or pretend to furget? Kitteh: “I ment to du that”.
Esme kitteh deliberately flicks her tail at herself to goad herself in to attacking it. When she says “I meant to do that!” she is telling the truth.
Wun ob mai kittehs duznt no she hab tale neether. She sitz on side ob bathtubz and drops her tale into teh whater en letz it sitz in dere. Finly she snaches it awt ob teh whater an it getz her awl wett en she getzes madd at it an bites it nom nom nom. Den she cryes cuz she hurtz self. I lubz her but she nawt smartz.
Diz tezzpazzer lukz phamilier. Eye tinkz eye haz scene heem b 4.
chasin teh tresspasserrerrs alwas makes mai tale hurtz!
acrobatik kitteh is acrobatik
Wutevver it are, it keeps ekskaping.
Mus byte hardur neks tiem rown.
Kitteh protekkz t3h
tawpz ubz andz undurrneeth himz
clymee feeng foartress
Introodurr Alurrt!
Lawnnng furree feeng deetekkted.
Kitteh muss attakk
Clebburr Tresspassurr.
Ebbee tyme Kitteh attakkz
Kitteh feelz itz 2
Jack.
There is a story behind every tail…
Sorry some1 had to say it!
Derbye hangs a tayl!!!!
kay, im reddy 4 u 2 turn off gravity now.