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praktis crowd surfin
why u crowd surfin at classical concerto?
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Big kittehs are unimpressed by little kitteh’s audition.
ohai, cookies. i sawded sum singin, butt no dansin… duz we doan do no moar dansin fur nawt sekkints enny mohr…?
i onlee knows tew danses, da wiggle danse an da hokeh-pokeh…
so i puts mah leff fut in, puts mah rite fut in, putz mha leff ut in an i shakes it awl abbout. duz da koeh pokeh an tern masseff arown. dats whuts awl abbout.
i gotz a choklitt shake waytin 4 meh in da kicchen. wen i getz backs, i puts mah elbos in…
gratchulaytions on da nawt sekkint!
whew. dats bad typin. just sawded missteaks as it postied… dang.
enny ways, i maded mah frenz nappy new eers pressint an lef on mah blorg. duzzint has nuffin else on it yet. just pressint.
im orf. choklitt shake be cawllin meh…
Thank you for the danse, Ittehbitteh. Will join you in choklitt shake!
U fink dere’s room fur bofe of u?
iz beeg shake… i finks iz ruum 4 us awll!!
Hai – just gat bak again. Congtratz, ittehbitteh, awn yur noo bloo status. Verree prittee!!!
an ai joynes in teh hokey pokey – an tehn sum ov taht cholkit shake please! Mai favoriet!
*left foot in/out
rite foot in/out
turning self about*
fanks, janet. dis sekkiint time i try 2 postie… furst time got borked (i finks.)
pressint on blorg are kinda long. hope lolspeek doan made it 2 hard 2 reed…
I will joinz dis dantz wf plesshur!!
ibk, wee still do dantses. wee doo awl kines ob lubbly dantses, butt wee awlso doo a lawt ob fawlin down n laffin at owrselfs.
ai’ll joyn yoo in teh hokeh pokeh.
*leff fut in, leff fut owt, leff fut in n shayke it awl abowt*
hay…wut if taht reely IS wut its awl abowt?
if whuts awlls about, i dun wasted eddjimicayshun…
In Inngerland, teh “Hokey Pokey” is teh old name for teh burnt-sugar toffeey (candy). U can get teh hokeh-pokeh icecreem which is filled with teh WIN – icecreen wif teh liddle scrunxey honeecoby toffeey bitts in.
So ai do teh hokey-pokey icecreem dans – I puts mai hole hed in!
Nomnomnomnomnom
…. and congrachewmalayshuns!
ohai, handikat! plz 2 b moobin obers. i dint knows da hokey pokeh had a flavr…
num num num nomnomnomnomnomnom… brrp.
gud icey creem. kthxzzzzzz.
*sprawled itteh bitteh kitteh wif wun fut in da aers*
Is mah plessure, IBK!
King sized cattress
Kittehs learn at very young age that the purpose of all other living things is to serve as either pillows for kittehs or food for kittehs (I myself learned long ago I am kitty pillow).
or kitteh toyz
And our legz are jungle jims to climb up 2 de lap insted of jumping… <>
My hammok…you’s it.
seems a rather disinterested mosh pit.
Tehy no wanna rokknroll all nite?
or partee ebry day?
KIZZ me quick!
hm. i finks at leest wuns rollin. i doan see no rokkin….
I still woodn’t come knockin’. Just as a no eyes burned out precawshun!
Iz dere a mowsie hung on teh doornobbie?
derwuz, but I eeted it!
A very floofy, sleepy mosh-pit. Congratumalications Cookie’s on nawt second.
Genarashun ecks kittehs muss be gettin old…. [sigh]
Dere wer 5 in teh bed an teh liddul wun sed roll ober, roll ober
so tey all roll ober an wun fall out tere were 4 in teh bed an teh liddul wun sed roll ober roll oberr. so
graaaaaaah!! earwurm!!
Do Nawt maek eye contact
wif teh Rokstar!
why? Will ai tern to a pillol of salt?
Werse tahn taht: Kitteh starts singin –
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddnyyyyyyyyyyyyttt!
Nawt a sown form teh paaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyvmeeeeeeeeeennnttt!!
Has teh moon lawst her maaaaaamaaaarrreeees?
She is smylin galloen…
AAArrrggghhhh! Colossal eer werm!! Send the medik!
Ah Ambercat…
fank yew fur teh byootiful saranaade
Fur a kitteh serenade, taht wuz reelee sumthin else! An Romeow haz teh verree best ov tayste!
Y…MCA
Kitteh Palankwin
Wai is we stopping gais? Ai wuz just getting komfee.
Thanks for the “nods” there ichc team:) i loves rockstah kitteh.
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BLARGH! Ai is ded!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/08/blargh-i-am-ded/
Thankz, Ambercat, fur taht charming reminder. Ai had forgotted himz!!
rock on little dudecat
(Just FYI, the source for this photo was Cute Overload- it was there recently. It’s a great source for potential LOLcats.)
My purty floofy belleh, let meh show U it
Oh noes, my hed jus exploded frum the cyootness of the bebbeh’s belleh
mah heds sploded too!!! all teh kyootnis!!!
I will supply the CCC
scoop scoop for 2K
scoop scoop for KS
apply CHRG and duck taep
apply snuggly blanklies and choklits
thanks Shera, I is warm and comfurtible just like the kitteh with the spotted belleh
Iz gonna twade dis life fur fortoone an fame
I eben cut mah hare an change mah naem…
Cuz we awl juss wanna b beeg Rokstarz an
lib in hilltop howses driven 15 carz
teh girlz cum eazy an teh drugs cum cheep
we awl stai skinny cuz we juss doan eet…
Mai gnuyeer resomolushun; let me show yu it!
‘cept it don’t look laik innywun in dis pichur has missed a meal ebber!
Mebee dey r awl cumin down frum a nip trip?
Partay liek teh….
rockstah kitteh find ‘call of the mild’ oberwellming zzzzzz
“Wee will, wi will wok u!
Wee gona parteh, an parteh HARD!
…
But whar haz da b00ze gon???
Tonite I’m gonna parteh like itz 1999. . .oh wait. . .
Dat waz a bery gud yeer.
Pwince.
Fur yur sleeping comfurt, the latest in sleep technology: Kitteh mattresses
Warm floofy snuggly and beree comfortible
WARNING: They does hab pointeh ends
Judges are not amused with Kitteh’s American Idol performance.
I iz teh Lizurd King!!
Dat belleh looks liek it mite hab njoyd a leezard R too!!!
An almos as keyoot as Mr. Jim!
Poor big kittehs…luk at der ears…dey no liek cute litteh bebbeh kitteh monopulizing attenshun!
U ar teh fur beneeth mah paws
Scott-Stapp kitty fails to impress his 3 remaining fans with yet another Jesus Christ-pose
S.S. and Cillyion Dion hab dat pose twademarked.
This is so me when i beat guitar hero on my ps2
yoo lay yor furree self down awn a bed uv kittehs? Hmmm, dat mite be wher I gwine rong….
I haz deh faints frum deh booze u katch me k thanx
d*** gud fing ai tuk prekashunz todai……ai hab my RARG awn….
ai jest lob it wen behbeh kitnz sleep wiff teh compleet an totul abandon taht dis behbeh is…..
teh outflung liddle armz…teh bak legz limpli layin…..teh liddle hed lolling an taht spotty belleh !!!!!
oh iz jest to snorgulishous !!!!! WANT !!!!!!
Soon Salleh, jus as soon as yu get yur oen playce….
oh salleh,
look at those jazz hands of his
i missed them the first look
jjt
whi jjtucker …..ai do beleeve u ar correckit…. doze ar wunnerful jazz hanz.!!!!
an wunnerful floofly belleh, an wunnerful liddle bak paws dat ar crosseded, an …….oh shoot der ai go agin……
*sigh*
soon salleh soon……ai jest keepz finkin dat….
Heah ai am! stuc in da midl wit u!
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“why u crowd surfin at classical concerto?”
=LOL= One of the “Thousand Things I’d Like to See Before I Die” is someone at a classical concert flick a lighter and yell “FREEBIRD!” and have the orchestra take off and run with it. Having lived around classical musicians for years, I know they can ROCK OUT if they want to. I’m sure they’d do a totally bangin’ awesome job of it.
Yoo hazzint bin to Hawlleewood Bowl laytlee!
Mai fren wuz at SCA event, an da Wicked Tinkers wuz der too, buskin an stuff. Dey play older UK moosik, have bagpipes, drum, Irish brass age horn and… dijeridoo…. But sownz GRAYT!!
So ma fren der, deez guys come up to her camp an start playin, an uv cors, bein House Anthrax, sumwun did yell ‘FREEBIRD’! And deez guyz PLAYED IT! LOL so hard, maed mennee fans dat nite!!!!
nope. i livs in filfydelfia. use to liv wai out in far LA burbs 30 yrs ago but nevr gon 2 holiw00d bol.
i noes folk & filk & trad bandz plaiz freebird. wants 2 heer simfoni orkestra playz it!
So yoo wanna be a rocknroll star
Well lissen nao, heer whut I say
Jus get an elektrik gittar
Take sum tiem, lern hao to play
Den wen yor hayrs is rite
An yor pants git tite it gwina be awrite!
Supah Stah!
mm da hokeypokey aicekrim- dey haz eet in new zehland. it is velly nomnomnomzzz.
rockstah kitteh rockz da wurld
omg cute
i remembah wen dis wuz a new LOL…2 yeers ago! i feel so old!